The Kim’s Accent Contest

September 19, 2008 · Filed Under News · 2 Comments 

People keep asking us to identify Kim’s accent. The problem is, we can’t because she doesn’t have one that we can hear. That’s where you come in. From now until October 19th, we need you to call our comment line (206.339.7482) with your best idea for where Kim’s accent comes from. Keep in mind that it doesn’t have to be reasonable - but you do have to give your own version of the accent on our comment line. We’ll announce the winner live on the 10/21 show - and send that winner a $25 Visa Gift Card. How sweet is that?

How to Stay Married

August 25, 2008 · Filed Under Blog, Sam's Stuff · 2 Comments 

If you read this site or listen to our show (and if you’re reading but not listening, you are seriously fucking cheating), then you know that Kim and I recently marked 19 years of marital endurance. If you listen to the show, you are also probably thinking to yourself, “How is that even fucking possible. Sam is a complete dick.”

But I have a secret.

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You Can’t Drive 55 - I mean 35 - Wait, At All

August 8, 2008 · Filed Under Uncategorized · 2 Comments 

I always told Thing 1 she wasn’t getting her driver’s license until she was able to successfully complete Project Gotham. Everyone thought I was just being silly. Turns out I was right.

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How to Make a Custom Wetsuit

June 5, 2008 · Filed Under Kim's Stuff · Comment 

Because of Thing 3’s weird pool-related allergies, extreme measures may be necessary. Here’s the contingency plan.

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