http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com The family podcast for adults Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:28:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en On today's show: Bewbies; machete fix; great burgers; bully issue; quadboobs; spray down; breast cheese; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - so heartwarming it hurts. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you fans of bewbies. 01:00 Sam solves problems with a machete. 01:50 Kim doesn't play nice. 03:00 Sometimes being ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0533-bewbies/ On today's show:  Sleep deprivation; iPad countdown, lady KimKim; bullies; fake gun drama; toy sounds; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - best without sleep. 00:15 Welcome back to the sleep deprivation series. 01:05 Sleep is for the weak. 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 This is why iPad ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0532-danger-zone/ On today's show: The hate; Thing 3 - scientist; the crack; spy thieves; bad owner; software problems; get clean;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - guaranteed to cure your morning blues. 00:20 Sam is too tired to do this anymore, he's hiring a roadie. 01:15 Enjoy the extra hate for ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0531-high-tech/ On today's show: Being Sam's friend; Texas voting; death threat; special snacks; flossing while driving; marriage ref; crashing chair; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - what, no Oscar for this? 00:15 Being Sam's friend is a little tough. 01:50 Kim mocks people with problems. 02:45 Dr. Phil probably doesn't really have ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0530-miscellaneous-mayhem/ On today's show: Ice cream; fear; serial killers; mother-in-law; spiteful; hurting yourself; the meat department; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it will not fend off hordes of maniacs. 00:30 Sam declares the best ice cream in the world. 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Well, this is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0529-the-crazies/ On today's show: Readiness; Truth or Not; idiot drivers; vengeance; picture snapping; tender and juicy; new sport; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - we made it, you listen to it. 00:15 Get your kits ready, people. 00:45 It's kind of hard to fake lethality. 01:20 Sam has never done this, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0528-end-of-everything/ On today's show:  The transmogrifying cave; turtle facts; gummy giants; modern Fagin; swordplay; naked library; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it's for everyone. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you diehard fans. 00:30 Sam restricts his listeners. 01:20 Kim refuses to analyze. 01:50 This is not a magical cave. 02:20 Email ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0527-experimentation/ On today's show: Divorce threat; weather havoc; spycam update; bloody mess; break it down; dizzy boy; fear of hot dogs; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - Apollo Ohno was robbed. Just sayin'. 00:15 Sam doesn't understand. 00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 The weather in Dallas is not ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0526-chagrin/ On today's show: Sam's revenge; book review and spoilers; The Amazingly Stupid Race; Lost; Sisyphus; commuter hell; house crusher; house scammer ;call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it should get an award or something. 00:15 Sam can be shockingly petty. 01:30 The boy almost exits. 02:00 Didn't like 'Under the Dome'? Try ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0525-dark-days/ On today's show:  The jinx; working with men; Kim's prize; school spying; elder wars; escalator fears; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - a special gift, specifically for you. 00:15 It's time for change. Big changes. 00:50 Kim has amazing powers. For evil. 01:50 It's good that Kim is unique. 02:20 Call us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0524-shiny/ On today's show: Ego shot; boys; beastly; Olympic girls; party on; discrimination; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - because it's there. 00:15 Stop heckling me! 00:35 Sam's ego is really taking some shots these weeks. 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Everything went so fast. 02:40 The point is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0523-smexy/ On today's show: Breast damage; Apple score; the wifi bus; one less grade; paperwork; oh, Canada; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - just because it is so very awesome. 00:15 Welcome back, people who do terrible things to yourselves. 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:50 Email us if you have this problem ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0522-wireless/ On today's show: The audition; VD; the hoax; too fat to fly; quitting; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it lets you know it's time for fun. 00:15 Valentine's Day is for adults, not for kids. Remember this. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:30 Paternity is either a blessing or a curse. 03:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0521-heartbreaker/ On today's show: The commune; snowstorm; jerks; birds in the attic; abandoned train; the cake sniffer; Craigslist hoaxers; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - because we like you. We really like you. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, haters and non-haters alike. 01:10 Let's start a commune! 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0520-caps-revisited/ On today's show: Smashing helps; daughter problems; party hostage; tiny man; small boob ban; not your fairy godmother;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - expect the unexpected. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you love us. 00:40 Sam could not handle Valentine's day as a single person. 01:20 You have ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0519-broken-hearts/ On today's show:  Publishing; Kim can be mean, too; the bet; food anxiety; rib sandwich; waterboarding; the uninsured wife; lost; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. We can't think of anything better to put here. 00:20 This is how professionals do it. Honestly. 00:45 This is not nice. Do not do it. 01:20 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0518-finicky/ On today's show: The best Valentine; mean Kim; English discrimination; strange photos; $5; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - like a straight flush when you only have one chip in the pot. 00:25 You have to fake it, sometimes. 01:15 Kim is not taking the tasks Sam gives her seriously. 01:50 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0517-giveaway/ On today's show: Technology meltdown; the day of suck; lockdown; power sub; musophobia; lawyer up; meet your quota; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Not as cool as a PS3. But close. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, thanks for loving us. 00:30 Sam is apparently no longer technologically competent. 01:10 Do not ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0516-disaster/ On today's show: Audio anxiety; evil parents; the strange family; the power of authority; lack of common sense; Scribblenauts; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Like Bayonetta's hair demons. Only not. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. 00:30 There is a lesson here, people. Pay heed or suffer horribly. 00:50 Kim is pretty anxious about ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0515-anxious/ On today's show: Computer threat; broken toes; tooth ripping; mojo falling; solitary 4.0; chunksters; mini fight; gunplay; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it's no bonobo song, that's for sure. 00:15 Sam is still kind of losing it. 00:40 Kim really doesn't understand how much nicer it will be. She also ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0514-bonecrusher/ On today's show: Sam flips out; Sam is not a nice guy at work; Thing 2 is not a Valentine fan; the Plan; grumpy evolution; dictionary ban; rocket sled; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than a Valentine's Day card. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0513-hearts/ On today's show: Kim's mouth; locusts; hackers; Ripped; planning ahead; expensive painting; baby biters; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - because we like you. 00:20 Welcome, Ustreamers. 00:50 Sometimes, Kim does indeed curse. A lot. 01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 Parents never get to have anything nice. 02:50 Wow, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0512-hackattack/ On today's show: Multitasking; way to go, crabby; dentists; an unimpressive gang; no spectators; don't tell me how to play; a father's revenge; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It's a lazy sunday kind of thing. 00:15 Sam runs two shows at once. 00:50 So give Ustream a try. For reals. 01:20 We're ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0511-gangsta/ On today's show: Work reading; opportunity knocks; stalker; dirtily motivated; voices in your head; street justice;   call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. That is all. 00:15 Welcome back - c'mon, 2010, buck up. 02:15 New business book almost universally suck monkeys. 02:45 This is not really advice, it's just kind of a given. 03:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0510-motivated/ On today's show: Bad thoughts; teacher meltdown; test of the strange; corruption; counterfeit contraception; crushing disappointment; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - like a straight flush on the last day of the big tournament. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:40 Bad thoughts. 03:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:40 Teacher ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0509-thoughtcrime/ On today's show: Kim soul; ringshprunkel; fixit Kim; Kim goes government; votes for sale; Guns for Jesus; soulmates;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it reaches all the right spots. 00:15 Put some soul into it, Kim. 01:00 Democracy is over. 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Sam defines ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0508-the-fix/ On today's show: Restaurant from hell; sick Macbook; how to live a lot longer; the Swinesulin flu; hamster incentives;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - probably won't save you from the zombie invasion. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of earth. 00:30 Do not do this. 01:00 Two things that were ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0507-service/ On today's show:  24 - Sam loves it; Kim wants to talk; haircut; terror tourism; chill out people; startled gun nut; teasers; call us - 214.267.9899 00:00 Theme music - sounds so good, yet so wrong. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know you love it. 00:45 Some bad things on 24. 03:00 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0506-dumberrific/ On today's show: Strange behavior, a text message, cleaning the van; mutant ear; bed warmers; bad science, idiot tweeters; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Ah, theme music. We never tire of your refrain. 00:15 Welcome back, you know you want to be our friend. 00:30 Why would anyone do this? 02:00 A text message ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0505-wrongness/ On today's show; Gamer tags; games, Walgreens candy; the animal; faux AIDS; a bad smell; bad menu; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - may just stop a terrorist attack. 00:15 Welcome back, people. Pick your gamer tag. 01:50 Sam is not a nice man in most games. 02:30 This should be an ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0504-consumption/ On today's show: The masked comic; dollhouse spoilers; eyejury; branch attack; faceplant; school controls; trading up; repoman; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - not quite as good as barbecue. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:30 Sam gets his own show. 01:00 Sam refuses to wear a mask. 02:00 Dollhouse no longer ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0503-stumblebums/ On today's show: Roman numerals; learning to ride; hands of doom; roidiots; Olympics; ancient meat; bad news; musical numbers; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it will not protect you from sneezes. 00:30 Sam sneezes. I warned you. 01:00 Roman numerals were too confusing for words. 02:40 No one is this interested. 02:50 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0502-roid-rage/ On today's show:  Better off Ted; barbecue review; moontracker; computer nerd; divorce revenge; breakup; banninated; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than an earthquake. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know you love it. 00:25 Sometimes, the gag reel is better than the actual show. 01:00 Back to the beginning. 01:45 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0501-lunacy/ On today's show: 500; the visit; overtime; boy bandit; girl robbers; biter; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music for the 500th time. 00:15 Look at that - 500 episodes. We are awesome. 01:15 A special gift for you. 02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 Oh, Amazon. We love you. 03:00 Thing ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0500-yeah-so/ On today's show: Towel folding; television; the burn; ghostwatch; Lost power; Rudy the moron; kid identification; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - the rhythm is gonna get you. And eat your brain. 00:15 Towel-folding is a marriage-ending argument. 01:30 Sam debates pulling the television plug. 02:25 Stop canceling the shows we watch. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0499-confusion/ On today's show: Bad television; weight issues; best barbecue; exclusive dating sites; embryo overload; congressional sell out; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - bundle up or you'll freeze! 00:20 Kim is not very nice. 00:45 Sam is dehydrating in the winter. 01:30 Stupid Television. 02:20 Well, that would make the show suddenly more ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0498-devour/ On today's show: Freezing; romance; the hat; prank calls; prank traditions; scooter disasters; prison for grandma; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it won't keep you from freezing to death unless you dance to it. 00:15 Welcome back, people of the frozen land. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:50 Email us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0497-prankster/ On today's show: Urethra talk; steak date; zoo date; weird stuff; sports morons; Facebook fiend; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - like a drop of sound nectar for your ear tongue. 00:15 The blood, the pain, the horror. 00:50 More holes, less pain. 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0496-date-night/ On today's show:  Fear; traditions broken; Kim cooks; Sam's problem; hair today; tax rip-off; bank fraud; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - same as it ever was. 00:15 Sam is not pleased with the beginning of 2010. 01:10 Woot? 01:30 The performers were the worst ever for this New Year's Eve. 02:20 Sam ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0495-2010/ On today's show: Short games; stop the breakage; computer weirdness; weird Kim; GPS liar; pellet gun justice; year in review;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than a hangover. 00:15 Welcome back, listeners. 00:50 Games are just too short these days. 01:25 This is a mystery to Sam. 02:20 Girl shirts for ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0494-remorse/ On today's show: Ninja attack; basketball groupie; death of a thousand cuts; fork you; croquet destruction; terror error; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - just good, clean, fun. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you love it. 00:50 Sam is not much of a ninja fighter, apparently. 01:10 Call us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0493-breaking/ On today's show: Poltergeists; icy danger; eating out; placenta face; pee boy; revolution calling;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm meat milkshake. 00:15 Welcome, poltergeists. 01:00 Kim is running on the edge. 02:00 Stop making crappy games, people. 02:05 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:50 Kim falls to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0492-biology/ On today's show: Disease; swordplay; last-minute cancellation; Christmas miracle; tradition; gifts; a Christmas deed; danger oil; amateur turkey fryers; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music; not quite chestnuts roasting on an open fire. 00:15 Hear that? Sam is getting sick. 01:10 This is not how things work, people. 02:05 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:10 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0491-big-day/ On today's show: Do the nice thing; changing media; pulled over; hamventures;  fake death; dumb cab; thou shalt not; games; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Welcome back to the show, people of the internet. 00:15 Yeah, we're running a little late on posting. 01:20 Christmas eve. 02:00 This is a little too anal. 03:45 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0490-ticketed/ On today's show: Crazy world; cookies; heartache; disease; space monkey; out of control gamer;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - up on the rooftop. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, everybody. You people rock. 00:40 Things are falling apart all over. 01:00 Sam's favorite night, next to Halloween. 01:30 It's a robotic Christmas ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0489-the-night-before/ On today's show: Drink along; 12 Days update; heart scare; dating restrictions;  instant karma; backseat love; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm cup of cocoa. 00:15 Welcome back, happy people. 00:40 The drink-along: Kahlua Hazelnut, Absolut Vanilla, Coole Swann. 01:00 The 12 Days Update. 03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:35 Email ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0488-weaklings/ On today's show: A rough week; charity fail; mall extortion;  Hooters for kids; crappy care; the best story of 2009; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - tastes good! 00:30 The Grinch is about. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:05 Email us, if you're old-timey - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 Some of you are having a ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0487-grinched/ On today's show: Emergency; an unexpected present; the splinter; the burning sensation; surprise baby; secret rooms; the death of rock; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - about what you'd expect. 00:15 Everyone likes this. 00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:20 No one needs to see this. 01:50 It's probably not that sensitive. 03:00 This ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0486-fingered/ On today's show: Moral obligation; the 12 days; sick; charity case; party foul; weird recall; just a gun; drunk santa; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - will put the cheer right in you. 00:15 Better not pout. 01:30 It most certainly is a moral obligation. 02:15 Sam has not been a good ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0485-early-presents/ On today's show: Get the spirit; the tears of gross; young, dumb, broke; car texting - stupid and dangerous; door to door massages; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. No one ever suspects the theme music. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you have it in you. 00:45 This is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0484-help-yourself/ On today's show: A pronouncement; the evil child; Christmas blackmail; the best website; Day 1; bread crimes; kids for phones; illegal immigration app; mall train; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - think of it as an early Christmas present. 00:15 Welcome back to the show - you know you love ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0483-battle-stations/ On today's show: Kim refuses to ride; counseling; rodenticide; face explode; rotten husband; spread the word about RWTY!; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it will never leave you. 00:30 Things are disturbing Sam. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 The show - pimp it, please. 02:30 This was ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0482-dead-rodent-society/ On today's show: Conspiracy; the giant bird; a quick trip that isn't; wrong number; trash jobs; an incorrect survey; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. What else would we put here? 00:15 Welcome back, welcome back. 00:40 Conspiracy Theory is just a bad show. Period. 01:30 Jesse Ventura is not a crack investigator. 02:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0481-togetherness/ On today's show: Libations; Thing 1 and graduation; free dress day; fat-stealing retraction; blatant stealing; candy thief; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - so warm and fuzzy on a winter's day. 00:15 Mmm, Berry Rumpleminz. 01:00 Kim likes some things too much. 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:30 Thing ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0480-insecurity/ On today's show: Thanks for the texts!; Winter in TX; hobo Kim; bad parents; exploding elf; minathreats; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. 00:20 Special thanks to Kim for not shoving the note in Sam's face. 00:25 So cold. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0479-winterish/ On today's show: Christmas decorations; traditions; Night Ranger; gingers; boy in the closet; the milk man; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - It's just so very good 00:30 A fate worse than death. 00:45 Sam comes up with a cure. 01:15 Beware the meat slinky. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:30 Glitter explosion. 03:30 The ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0478-smooth-moves/ On today's show: Final notice; ecommerce failure; trip rules; scammers; dedicated, but stupid, employees;  the mean wife; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it will rock your soul. 00:15 Welcome back, we're adults. I promise. 00:45 Kim's computer is filled with horrible fail. 01:00 Sam plans to offend a certain group of ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0477-fakers/ On today's show: Kim gets in Sam's face; the Christmas tree;  true devotion; Facebook betrayal; SEAL punch; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music is the best. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. 00:30 This is not helpful. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:45 Sam is denied. 03:00 The video veto. 04:30 The light search. 05:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0476-the-spirit/ On today's show: Sleepless shopping; Gnome Chompski; infrared turkey; tension; into the breach; kid trunk; security issues; witch hunt; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music, so nice you'll think it's Christmas. 00:45 Sam buys his own presents. 01:50 Sleep is pointless. 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Thank you, Alton ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0475-the-day/ On today's show: Family presents; pet death; L4D2; Thing 3 reads; scary vegetables; santa security; ban the red; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Louder. Stronger. Better. 00:15 So how did your Black Friday go? You'll notice we didn't post it on Black Friday. 00:45 We did, in fact, go. 01:15 Sam makes ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0474-tradition/ On today's show: Lateness; bad Sam; legally stealing; fat thieves; basement of bones; no more homework; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Whoops, we're a little late with this one. Please enjoy the show anyway. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Sam is too busy, and it makes a terrible ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0473-tagged/ On today's show: Fakers; Black Haus; bum attack; meat sales; spitters; science liars; bad girlfriend; motorcycle mishap; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music; better than a giblet. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, fake bums. 00:45 Bums and hobos are not the same. Hobos are awesome, bums suck. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0472-the-bums/ On today's show:  Bad husband; Japanese art; the tree; Kim's machine; misleading charity; outlawed marriage, the hit; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it's the best. 00:25 A new Christmas tradition. 01:00 Christmas shopping preparations. 02:00 Why Sam is a bad husband. 02:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 04:00 Sam's oil ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0471-christmas-countdown/ On today's show: Come on, vacation; publishing; terrible parent; saying no to the child; NormanPrime; dead deer; deathball; cannibal attack; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Ah, theme music. Almost worth the pain. 00:15 Welcome back, people of apathy. We feel your suffering. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. This number now goes to Kim. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0470-mystery-meat/ On today's show:  Scavengers; hoarding; freecycling; age of ruin; Cinderella in China; sex scavenging; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Ah, theme music. How we cherish you. 00:15 Sam can't remember the episode numbers. 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Do not buy a used XBOX 360 anytime soon. 02:30 Coin scavenging. 03:50 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0469-scrimping/ On today's show: Overworked; Bug; parenting crisis; garlic grotesquerie; good luck charms; awesome science; call us 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than 25 day work week, that's for sure. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:50 Sam is at the edge. 01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Stress will kill ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0468-well-being/ On today's show: Kim and numbers don't mix well; insurance company and neverending rounds of improper number crunching; breast cancer scam; a real vaginal prolapse horror; artificial rabbit penises; arrested for loud sexy time; Call us: 214-267-9899. No show notes today. Sam is a busy guy. Some days are just like ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0467-numberfusion/ On today's show:  Fear the computron; Thing 3 works; weak computer; rickrolling the iphone; worst virus ever; bad mom; body painting; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it's as good as a whole night's sleep. Right? 00:15 Welcome back to our humble show. 01:00 The computron is a thing of fear. 01:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0466-computron/ On today's show: Free ebooks; hamster death; homecoming; fat and stupid; not an emergency; calling in stabbed; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - minty fresh. 01:00 Why are people so useless? 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:40 When Amazon's recommendations go haywire. 03:40 Maybe we remove free items from ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0465-useless/ On today's show: The terrible week; cell phone mishap; minivan catastrophe; lying teacher; temple of the dog; sexy secrets; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music; a warm welcome back after an unexpected vacation. 00:30  A terrible, terrible week. 01:20 Kim is trying to kill Sam. She really is. 01:45 This is an unlikely ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0464-dead-things/ On today's show:  Candy; sadness; unnecessary driving; scary house; little losers; sidewalk hazards; drunk theft; evil mechanic; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Better than a ridiculous 00:20 There's no point in having kids if you can't take their candy. 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 The sadness of ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0463-tricks/ On today's show: Sucky Sunday; retailer fail; weird vampires; idiot children; zombie Sam; holiday crashers; sex for tickets; there should be a law; honor system; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Like a s'more on a cool fall day. 01:00 Sunday - this day sucks. A lot. 01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:10 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0462-treats/ On today's show: How to make this movie awesome; spending account evils; getting scared; a really haunted house; window pr0n; hell house; Grace; 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - spookier than a thousand ghosts living in your attic. 01:00 Have a great Halloween! 01:50 Cal us - 214.267.9899. 01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 Oh, insurance. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0461-scary-time/ On today's show: Stinky coworkers; wuss boy; cultural exploration; duct tape discipline; crazy parents; zombie attack; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 00:15 Welcome back, hamster cannibals. 01:00 Not all cultures belong together. 01:20 Do not stink at work. 01:50 This was the smelliest time of year at work. 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:10 Email us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0460-culture-clash/ On today's show: Computer woes; extra kid; a weird request; lazy college kid; can I go back to jail?; dumb footballer; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - because you demanded it. 00:15 Oh, computers, we hate you. 01:10 This is what you missed when you were not at the lives how. 02:10 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0459-say-please/ On today's show: Topless talk; absentee children; the frown; strange folks; being brave; get naked; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. I mean, it's not a zombie baby, but it will do. 00:15 Welcome to our little show, people of the internets. 00:45 Kim breaks the rules. 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:22 Email ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0458-oddland/ On today's show: The grinder; medicine for good or evil; hellscalator; the cut; mancer; the green movement; the health spot; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 The strange delights of theme music, they will rock you. 00:15 Welcome back to . . . . the show. 01:10 Nightmares. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:35 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0457-the-grinder/ On today's show: Heroes; bad television; the time traveler; this guy doesn't want to leave; booze to billions; not that kind of leather; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - please put your seat in the upright position. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all of you poor guys. 01:20 Heroes was ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0456-time-cop/ On today's show: Youtube grossoddities; fear of the unknown; creepy corpse; meth problems; drug idiots; mall cops; 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. That is all. 00:15 Sam decides to save some effort. 01:00 Crazy things that you try when you work in a dangerous environment. 02:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:00 Youtube ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0455-poppers/ For those of you listening to our past shows, you probably heard us mention the weird call we received last week. Here's the transcription of that call from Google Voice: Hey later. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey, Can, yeah bye hey hey hey hey hello, hey, hi hey hello. God has her ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-creepy-call/ On today's show: Balloon boy; riding the train; driving; insurance; Chinese drywall; oil welfare; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music, more deadly than you know. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, balloon people. 00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:54 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Oh, balloon boy, how you amuse us. 03:00 Let's keep the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0454-hoaxer/ On today's show: Questions; googled; bad science; chubby baby; food stamps for pr0n; lack of benefits; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Love it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, eaters. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Questions from the fans. 04:30 Kim gets down with a robot. 05:50 Black and ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0453-insured/ On today's show: Sick again; pocket dialer from hell; Kim the costumer; frenemies; adoption do over; spork bounce; foot guy; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. There is no witty one-liner here. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you fakers. 00:30 The taint is everywhere. 01:10 Could this be swine flu, round 2? 01:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0452-frenemies/ On today's show: Offensiveness; a safe promise; the problem with invisible kids; immigration issues; twin emissions; the annoying word; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome back, all you people who saved $9 because of us. 00:50 This episode will probably offend someone. Sorry. Okay, not really. 01:40 This was creepier than ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0451-annoyances/ On today's show:  Kimcelebration; Paranormal Activity; random attack gone wrong; crankiness; mad plastic surgery skills; girl robbers; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than flannel on a snowy day. 00:15 Honest movie reviews for honest people. 01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 In this house, we celebrate ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0450-scamalicious/ On today's show: Placenta humor; pithing; hamster escape; water crisis; raccoon attack!; vampire wedding; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music; better than being pithed. Seriously. 00:15 Welcome back to the world of fun! 00:30 The placenta/humor connection. 01:15 This is not fair. Put on your clothes. 01:45 The freakout. 02:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:20 Email ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0449-freakout/ On today's show: Halloween; kidnapping attempt; driving madness; get in the box; leaf dumping; slow chicken; show notes; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - will make your hair stand up in the right conditions. 00:15 Ah, Halloween. So much fun. So ruined. 01:10 Do not rush Christmas. You'll ruin it for ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0448-driven/ On today's show: Zombies, lice; annoying child; Zombieland; dealing with the invasion; private security invasion; rare and annoying old lady; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Welcome back to the show, ravening undead. 00:30 Zombies are not your friends. Zombieland is, however, awesome. 01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:45 Oh, Amazon, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0447-zombies/ On today's show: Kim alone; student council; Thing 1's world; nasty dancers; tricky fake doctor; mean lady cutter; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:20 Crazy people, they're everywhere. 00:50 Kim needs more isolation. 01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:50 Student politics. 03:30 Little kids are kind ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0446-the-grind/ On today's show: Santa Sam; crime and punishment; Halloween stores; buy in bulk; online ordering; flag design; money doubling; sneezy; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. You know you want it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, creepy people. 00:45 People get the wrong idea about Sam. 01:20 Sam can totally grow a ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0445-scary-store/ On today's show: Devil people; back to school; Kim's bedsore; bad parenting; hot dog thief; influence; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - because you want to dance. 00:30 Rise of the devil people. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 All children are back in school. Yay! 02:30 Sam really ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0444-get-out/ On today's show: The sauce nazi; critical Kim; keep it inside; the ring; jerk driving; coffee bonus; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - you know the drill. 00:15 Welcome back, people. 00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:25 Sam knows when the storm is coming. 02:05 Look, the sauce is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0443-sauce-nazi/ On today's show: Failure to execute; bad music of the 80's; Thing 3's movie idea; wifenapping; police raids gone wrong; luck or karma?; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 That's right, it's that time again. Time for theme music. 00:15 Welcome back, people. 00:45 No one in this house follows through with their ideas. 01:00 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0442-bendicate/ On today's show: ODST; horrible disappointment; domesticating a feral cat; the deep plague; swordfighter; the question; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Ah, theme music. That's how we roll. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. 00:30 Halo:ODST is pretty cool, but lack of chainsaws irritates Sam. 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:20 Kim invents ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0441-the-question/ On today's show: The plagueopolypse; the late walk; the sickness panel; no more pursuit, hot or otherwise; the apology; the great DVD heist; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - will not cure swine flu. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, plaguebearers. 00:30 Sam is kind of hoping for the Apocalypse. 01:30 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0440-desperation/ On today's show: Dead hamster; Thing 2's clothing problems; bacon plague; mad field trip; the bonus check; the mean daughter; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. That's right. You heard me. 00:15 Welcome back, the hamster is dead. 00:45 It was a rough intermission at the lives how. 01:25 It is actually an ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0439-nonsense/ On today's show: The terrible weekend; the book store nightmare; Kim's neck; a bad day; sporkalung; eye tooth; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music 00:15 A terrible weekend. 00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Thanks for shopping through Amazon, folks. 02:00 Sam had a pretty good week, but he's paying ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0438-the-end/ On today's show: Australian Emergency; presidential contention; the cost of local beer; dumpster style; old lady; clean your warts; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - just clap if you're happy. 00:15 Bums, bums, everywhere. 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:50 I can't always answer the phone, people. 01:55 Sara ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0437-bum-rush/ On today's show: Drive-by snark; TV loser; people who suck; sexy coworkers; little hoaxster; Big Brother or not; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music: You know what to do with it. 00:15 Welcome back, people. Stop throwing out the ugly. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Some technical announcements. 04:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0436-jerkstorm/ On today's show: Bad neighborhoods; marketing gimmicks; to the parents of; realistic college choices; dating contracts; extreme grade threats; scissor fight; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - do not place in mouth. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you supergeniuses. 00:30 This is an annoyingly disturbing show. 02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:45 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0435-supergenius/ On today's show:  Build an ark. waterlogged Kim; sewing; injury; boob fascination; motorcycle facts; the worst mother ever; the banana phone; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - for that warm fuzzy feeling on a rainy day. 00:15 It is ark-building time. 01:10 Kim cannot be in the water for long. 01:20 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0434-downpour/ On today's show: Ripped off; unnecessary gadget; dog clothes; body cleaning; house of hair; bad movies; cannon misfire; social media idiocy; call us - 214.267.9899 00:00 Theme music. It will fix almost everything. It might even make you rich. 00:30 Sam gets ripped off. 01:00 Greed ruins everything. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:40 Email ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0433-fortune/ On today's show: Be afraid; the address to children; morbid television; apartment from Hell; genetic fears; no bank for you; call us 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - a good thing in a bad economy. 01:30 Learn what to be afraid of. 02:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 The address to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0432-fears/ On today's show: The most important thing; certifiable; order ahead; idiot moms; slappers; the great escape; listener email; abandoned kids; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music will not cure swine flu. 00:15 Welcome to the show, sickies. 01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 The uncanny valley of sex. 02:30 Sometimes ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0431-slapdown/ On today's show: Dreams of stupid; elementary lunch; stigmata; jello poisoner; bad cuddling; football hero; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - keeps the traffic running on time. 00:15 Crime scene cleaners - we salute you. 01:00 A dream of stupid. 01:45 Kim calls for Armageddon. 02:30 The Colony is just getting silly. 03:15 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0430-infested/ On today's show: Swine flu; bangs for sale; garbage crimes; brazen thief; the worst date; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it's all we could think to put at the beginning of the show. 00:15 The swine flu is rampaging through Sam. 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0429-swineherd/ On today's show: Kid's who want to be adults; family entertainment; to the movies; danger of free; cruelty to animals;  opposites detract; special cereal; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - fresh and clean. Like vinegar. 00:15 That didn't sound right. 01:10 Kim gets up the earliest. 01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0428-freedom/ On today's show: Mean Sam; a delightful meal; traffic accident; waiting in line; uncool kid, uncool; the dino scientist; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Free as a bird. 00:15 Sam tries to be Brad Pitt. He fails. 00:30 Sam learns things. They are not the things the world should be teaching. 01:40 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0427-learning-experience/ On today's show: A brief movie review; scheduling conflicts; true love; senator down; kids of kidnappers; trying too hard; call us - 214.267.9899. oo:oo Theme music. It's what let's you know what time it is, kids. 00:40 Inglorious Basterds is not as bloody as you might think. 02:20 Thing 1 has a different ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0426-true-love/ On today's show: Motorcycle gear; bad movies; school schedules; parade crasher; drunk driving; family feud; truck driver stories; call us -214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Bette than a full night's sleep. Honest. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you wacky people. 00:30 Sam picks out new motorcycle gear. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:15 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0425-troubling/ On today's show:  Fruitcake alcoholics; branding; Weeds; back to school; Thing 2 is not liking high school; overheating; friendly fire; grudges; workplace assault; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than fruitcake. 01:10 Ricola - best cough drops ever. 01:40 Kim is not down with the branding. 02:00 Sam is much braver ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0424-friendly-fire/ On today's show: Zombie Kim; Thing 3 gets impressed; fun sucker deluxe; house sold; two million dollars for all your teeth; ear gnawer. 00:00 Theme music. A treat for you. 00:15 Stop biting, people. 00:50 Someone who sometimes turns into a zombie is not that much fun. 01:40 Supernatural creatures have a tougher life ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0423-biting/ On today's show: Doomsday; the Lisa issue; hand washing; immunization from hell; wart shots; antiviral nightmare; you will never make this normal. Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Ah, theme music. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people. 00:30 Doomsday people. You know who you are. 01:00 You are hereby deputized to save the human ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0422-health-scare/ If you listen to the show, you know that Kim and I are huge Dexter fans - if I could only watch one television show, it would have to be Dexter. Which is why I thought I'd point out the Amazon Dexter store; those of you who haven't watched the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/dexter/ On today's show: Being old; the dragon cake; family lunch; District 9; pricing errors; help a brother out; biter; call us -- 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It's just a little something extra for you. 00:15 Hey old people, welcome to the team. 00:50 Sam is having a crisis. 01:40 Everyone needs a purpose. 02:45 You ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0421-that-time/ On today's show: Fighting girls; health care; get oriented; swimming hazards; bible learnin; Ben and Jerry get eaten. 00:00 Welcome back, angry people. 00:25 Sorry, we ran a little behind. 01:00 Get the old shows now, if you want them. 01:20 Why do girls always have to fight? 02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:00 email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0420-living-dangerously/ On today's show: Sam can't talk; getting what you pay for; stay away dumb people; men shopping; pricing error; contemptible; groping the mouse; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - back after a vacation. 00:30 Sam is old. He isn't dealing with it well. 01:00 This is an ugly debt. 01:30 Call us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0419-spending/ On today's show: Listen with your mom; learn by watching; 20 years gone; one year out; killer ratings; crazy people; insurance choices; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it will fix the economy. 00:15 Welcome to the show, people of all types. 00:50 Do you listen with your mom? 01:30 There are ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0418-annuals/ On today's show: Kim is weird; Little House; listener email; the bad girlfriend; the merry prankster; roughing it in a hotel; funeral rules; saving water; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - so good, you'll ask for seconds. 00:15 Kim is weird today. You have been warned. 00:55 Chicks are drying up ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0417-gremlins/ On today's show: Superpowers; feisty; band injuries; the mimic; Kim the superhero; a supervillain of the mind; Blobbo the gun smuggler; bad cat; call us 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. 00:15 Welcome to the show, superheroic people. 00:50 This is why girls fight. 01:30 Why guy get confused. 03:20 Sometimes ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0416-superpowers/ On today's show: New jean shame; bargain hunting in hell; tiger escape; paying for someone else; fighting evil; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It tries harder. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Nothing fancy for you today. 00:45 If it wasn't such a problem, people wouldn't know. 02:00 call us -- 214.267.9899 02:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0415-shame/ On today's show: Strange nightmares; spider attack; freecycle shenanigans; college suits; prison break; a mean story; call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - might just set your cat on fire. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:30 Sam's nightmares. 01:15 Kim decides what we need. 02:00 Things will change, just brace yourselves. 03:00 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0414-angry-girls/ On today's show: Just don't be a douche; Kim goes to the dark side; babysitting nightmare; new jobs for runaways; losing a car; Monopoly war; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - will ward off zombies. 00:15 Come to the live show, don't be a douche. 01:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0413-miscommunication/ On today's show: We accept everyone; the rise of the fat; bathroom of horrors; perfume; call center from hell; freedom of speech is now optional; punishment for honest; call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - keeps you cool on a hot summer night. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, stinky ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0412-aromatherapy/ On today's show: The worst dance; overwork; bigness; overnight adventure; piling on; ball slasher; the ultimate wtf news story; call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it makes you think of home. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:30 Cole brings us the greatest news story ever. 00:45 So you think ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0411-dogpile/ On today's show: Zombie radio; call the hotline - 214.267.9899., overworking Kim; basement funtimes; garage dentistry; sexy glasses. 00:00 Theme music. Like warm butter in your mouth. 00:15 Welcome back, fakers. 00:30 We are, in fact, dead. 01:15 Fast zombies are an atrocity. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:50 Call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 02:45 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0410-employment/ On today's show: Overwork; payment; summer job; burnt at work; taser fire; douche fire; devil child. Call us at 206.339.7482! 00:00 Welcome back to the show, Type A personalities. 00:15 This is what we need to help people out. 01:00 Being salaried is not a Catch 22 - you never get to work ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0409-hazard-pay/ On today's show:  Baby in a baby; to the doctor; bathroom priority; dog attack; alien abductions; I haz chainsaw; life changers; call the hotline: 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - there's nothing else to put here, you know. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people. We do it all for you. 00:25 No more ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0408-critterfest/ On today's show: Horror; the swingers; the boy issue; the Blob is attacking; squid assault; the eating robot from hell; Big Brother; seeya! 00:00 Theme music - this would be suitable for a horror movie. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. 01:25 Let's not get carried away with how clever we are, filmmakers. 02:25 Sam decides ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0407-from-below/ On today's show: The flu; google voice; swimming with the monkeys; doing the right thing; paying coffee forward; stealing for love; nun boobs; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - gets your motor running. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you people rock. 00:30 Sam is not getting better. He will be ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0406-wrong-and-right/ On today's show: Sex appeal; buying sneakers; danger shoes; Oak Cliff; pr0n anger; naked for a reason; science needs to leave the brain alone. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will make you grow six inches. We're not sure in which direction. 00:15 Sam suffers from backwards disease. 00:50 Why ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0405-persuasion/ On today's show: Sam should judge; night swimming; banning entertainment; another stupid movie; a terrible craigslist ad; things that will end your marriage; bathroom danger; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, it will never judge you. 00:15 Welcome back, Sam is ill. 00:30 Do not judge, Kim. 01:00 Sam is a very reasonable ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0404-judge-not/ On today's show: A terrible horror movie; a terrible reality show; motion sickness; vinyl cuts; RV travel; ladybug invasion; Pfister hauntings; wifi traps; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm slab of butter on your toast. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 01:00 How can anyone have liked ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0403-vacate/ On today's show: Disgusting humans; buying love; disgusting eating habits; crappy craft store; signing is not free; the shed; digging up the dead; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. 00:15 Okay, so not our listeners are not disgusting. 01:00 Not even animals would have done the things ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0402-grosstacular/ On today's show: Thing 3's birthday; pet danger; absentee kid; prank calls to granny; intruder alert; mom pr0n; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, it's like a birthday party in your ear. 00:15 Welcome back, all you little monkeys. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Thing 3 is out ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0401-relations/ On today's show: The devil; water on the brain; prostitution; a missing pet; a near miss; megacolony of ants; carbon life expectancy; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music will make you pine for simpler times. 00:15 Welcome back, devil. 00:50 Becoming the reaper might not be a bad thing. 01:20 Kim is an ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0400-deviltry/ On today's show: Kim tries to wreck; consolidating the social; bugs in the pool; the Wii Active; cart shenanigans; messing with your kid; clean it yourself; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - a little something to start your day. 00:15 Welcome peoples, don't wreck your ride. 00:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:45 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0399-freak-out/ On today's show: Backpacking across Europe; moving a couch; riding your bike inside; going to the lake; kid abandoning douche; kid assault; I Survived; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - will literally melt your heart. 00:15 Make it explode! 00:50 Sam is missing his bottle rocket touch. 01:50 Everybody makes mistakes. 02:50 In ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0398-mistakes/ On today's show: Pandora's box; bank part two; bug attack; killer bull; psycho; fingernail clippers from hell; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than having a blind cat. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, here's your $50. 01:00 Kim is Pandora. 01:30 Stop eating all my food, kids. 02:30 Also, stop ruining ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0397-meets-the-eye/ On today's show: Go-carts; 911 experience; Sam gets temporarily robbed; let me just borrow this; ambulance looting;  prostitutes; dumb people; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you want it. 00:55 Just deserts. 01:25 Being single is harder than you think. 01:40 call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0396-thievery/ On today's show: Man skirts; celebrity death march; idolatry; flesh peeling; this is certainly suspicious activity; drink like a fish; stabbing awake; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will do things to you. 00:20 Skirts - do guys really need to wear them? 01:30 Flapping in he wind does not ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0395-wrongness/ On today's show: Don't miss the live shows; Kim's ride; selling on Craigslist; buying from Craigslist; chips for sex; cheeto attack; not pregnant - here's your dollar; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you like it. 00:15 Welcome back, Amish. 00:45 Sam hides the jokes from Kim sometimes. 01:10 Don't ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0394-chips-and-dips/ On today's show: Angry email; spam; crybaby matinee; rogue governor; prison is hard; crazy prison tales; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - not quite as nice as a million dollars. 00:15 The show, you're welcome to it. 00:45 Everyone has an opinion, but some of them are wrong. 01:00 Call us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0393-opinions/ On today's show: Sunburn; listener email; Thing 1 takes a ride; idiot kids; splitting up on TV; Planet of the Knife-Wielding Ape; pinning it on the kid; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, a soothing oatmeal bath for your itchy soul. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, we're not picky. 00:45 Kim's ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0392-doing-things/ On today's show: Motorcycle dreams; a movie review; yardwork; sunburns; dodgeball drama; vigilante mayor; organ donor states; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - curse what ails ya. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, slackers. 00:45 Kim's motorcycle dream. 01:50 Kim can make anything lame. 03:20 15 mph is the maximum allowable speed in ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0391-warning/ On today's show: We're talking about you; brokeback couch; fumigation; lazy little monkeys; garage sales; parking tickets; common sense dress codes; pr0n surprise; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for your nerves and whatnot. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:30 We're talking about you. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0390-saleing/ On today's show: A word of warning; remakes; ceiling fans; our wild cat;  GPS destroys a home; no test is perfect; prehistoric microbe of doom; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - scratching the itch you can't reach. 00:15 A word of caution to science. 00:50 Kim flashes back. 01:15 Do not re-make ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0389-science/ On today's show: Showtime; getting healthy; DDR; Weeds; Nurse Jackie; OCD kids; Thing 1 gets a lecture; losing your diploma; 56 and 3; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you freaks. 00:40 Things you miss when you aren't at the live show. 01:50 Some things are pretty ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0388-teen-scene/ On today's show: Environmental douche; Steak n Shake; guns and god; roadside monsters; daughter prostitutes; prostitutes in the neighborhood; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, it's like that. 00:20 Sam is very inappropriate. 00:50 There are probably limits to how many children you should have. 01:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0387-opposites-attract/ On today's show: technical difficulties; the economy; spring cleaning; room makeover; serial killer in the making; hit by a meteor; feeding mishap; throwing out an arm; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - now with 100% more technical difficulties. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you love us. 01:00 The ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0386-migrating/ On today's show: Mistakes; Kim rides; the SAT; the long ride; te shroomhunter; HOA hornblower; super-pranker; Kung Fu disappointment; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Just because we feel like it. 00:15 Not everyone needs kids. 01:00 Kim takes a ride. 01:20 Kim just needs to get used to it. 02:30 Sam can never ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0385-below-average/ On today's show: Different opinions; painting a room; family email harassment; you are not clever enough; mom costs a pinkie; running over mom; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a shot of awesome right into your hypothalamus. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:40 Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0384-parents-and-kids/ On today's show: Land of the Lost; discrimination; fire-setting as a form of protest; pigs for crack; faking your job; reality tv; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than silence. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:00 Land of the Lost - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0383-memories/ On today's show: Weary; Bart calls in; butt issues; The Talk; Pound-a-Punk; Ranch Dressing and coins; twitter can hurt you; birthday wishes; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, there's nothing quite like it. 00:15 Welcome back, sorry about the lack of a Saturday night show. 01:00 An economic plan involving organs. 01:25 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0382-the-talk/ On today's episode: Hernias; fix-it girl; stress from work; suicide fail; beating the addiction; cutting off the junk; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a lick on the eyeball. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, inappropriate exposers. 01:30 Kim learns about goatse. 01:50 Low-speed internet saved much pain. 02:50 Some parts of ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0381-works/ On today's show:  Stinky people; respect mah authoritay; awards; punishing the good; zombie arrest; noble crime; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a javelin in the brain. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Sam should not think so much. 01:30 Smell is important. 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:20 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0380-recognize/ On today's show: The laundromat adventures; Kim rides; the baby human shield; don't pee on the geyser; the digital tv conversion issue; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so poignant it might make you cry. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:20 The ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0379-clean-up/ Band meeting in the dark; Kim makes a deal with the Debil; unexpected life lessons for Thing 3; a dangerous game of strip rocking; poisoned balls; and some mighty fine dinner rolls.  Call us at 206.339.7482 No notes today!  Sorry! http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0378-bartertown/ On today's show: Thing 1 will never drive; homework assistance; old-timey brothers; field day prep; banquets; killer chips; asking for a beating; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that's right. 00:15 Welcome back, drivers. 00:30 Thing 1 will never be able to drive if she keeps up like this. 01:50 How would ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0377-take-the-wheel/ On today's show: Revolving vagina; child abandonment; terrible tattoo; mongrel babies; cell phone bribery; get off the bridge; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Not quite as nice as a new motorcycle. 00:15 Stay tuned - this story is just nutso. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Thanks for being our sponsor, Amazon. 02:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0376-babies-daddies/ On today's show: Motorcycle podcast search; flashback drink; rude teens; police quotas; showers are for wimps; jumping snake; on the lam; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - because it rocks. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:25 Sam is looking for a motorcycle podcast to listen to. 01:00 People are just up ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0375-up-to-no-good/ On today's show: The bad start; divorce proof; Daniel calls in; the new motorcycle; insurance companies suck; the brokedown washing machine; watch where you sit; kid shopping; meat cleavers; cal us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - enough to make your ears bleed. 00:15 This is not how you want to start ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0374-have-a-day/ On today's show: Computer fisting; back scratching hate; fly invasion; earth movers; foodsplosion; get it on; my eyes, my legs; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - gets you moving, moving. 00:15 Welcome back, people of the world. 00:30 Computers are not friendly. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Why ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0373-assaulting/ On today's show: Online dating; getting sucked back in; bartering for band; loose bills; living at home; technical issues. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will definitely get the job done. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you swingers. 00:30 Kim doesn't know what she's talking about. 01:00 Kim is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0372-dollar-signs/ On today's show: Bart 2 calls in; King Tut; epipens; like rain on your field trip day; shock the monkeys; wear your underwear; lacrosse coke; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you can't live without it. 00:15 Kim's a lightweight. 01:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0371-field-tripping/ On today's show: Sad Sam; Daniel calls; Thing 1's eyeballs; self-pleasuring to the max; pay-for-play pregnancy; nudging people with a car; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music will not cause cancer. We don't think. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you crazy people. 00:30 Sam was sad, now he's not. 01:30 Stop doing ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0370-doing-it-wrong/ On today's show: Raising kids; dealing with the police; trip to the toy store; parenting failure; gunplay; girl fight; birthing man; zombie ants; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Better than a lot of things that are worse than it. 00:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:00 Kim deals ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0369-childrearing/ On today's show: Overload; school administrators; Kim gets harassed; prom abuse; elevators are not clown cars; fire is never really a prank; the price of CAPS; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Whatever. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Sam is unprepared. 00:40 We are overwhelmed. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0368-creeps/ On today's show: We're teaching here; Sam is a bad dad; motorcycle riding; the gas nazi; the KFC explosion; rodent attack; bad orders; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - makes you feel good. 00:15 Welcome to the show, everyone. 01:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Sam was a ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0367-customer-service/ On today's show:  Star Trek; Dokapon Kingdom; birth control; prom night; everybody get footloose; bad prom souvenir; extreme grilling; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 00:15 Sam settles the Star Trek debate forever. 01:00 Sam plans to re-enact the Prom Night movie. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:40 Perhaps the best video ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0366-prom-night/ On today's show: Spies, custom viruses; the big birthday; DVR failure; Thing 3, the spy; bird smuggler; fat wax; hey, that's my house; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it rocks your socks. 00:15 Our listeners wreck a lot. 00:40 Sam's not really a spy. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0365-spy-games/ On today's show:  Tough being a dad; birthday business; being a Hooters girl; fighting kids; crazy old man; kid zapper; First Lady on the street; two years! Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm blanket for your soul. 00:15 Welcome, welcome, puppy kickers. 00:35 Sam holds a grudge. A ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0364-birthday-bashing/ On today's show: Thing 1 plans to move; the almost literal buzzkill; Cowboy collapse; Goldmother; devil woman; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it's like a shot of adrenaline in your brain. 00:15 The show - welcome to it. 00:50 Hello Kitty - now for your lady parts. Contest 01:40 Thing 1 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0363-old-age/ On today's show: pandemic; buy this; spaghetti potluck; Thing 2 and directions; Rat Tail Rob; China vs. Mexico; the car has stopped; rat attack; cal us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - hotter than Hello Kitty's special toy. 00:15 No swine flu, listeners. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Do ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0362-conflugration/ On today's show: Magic problems; nudity; the trip to Ikea; the power of gorilla glue; dentists; stop running or drown; I'm having a bad day; cannibals; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. 00:30 The problem with magic. 02:10 Deadliest Catch - best reality show ever. 02:20 Call us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0361-magic/ On today's show: Maude, RIP; black cat; college idiots; I don't work here; pig disease; cricket invasion; on the lam; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. 00:15 Welcome back, you crazy child actors. 00:50 Old people pretending to be in high school are a little weird. 01:10 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0360-spin/ On today's show: Sterilization - fun for all; Texas gardening; virus kid; overmedication; butt burning; baby tattoos; cure for cancer = boobs; call us - 206.339.7482. No show notes today - deal! http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0359-nursing/ On today's show: Evil children; lizardnapped!; Thing 1 becomes a monster; get out of the living room; selling a kid;  bibles in the school; crappy doctors; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - much better for you than swine flue. 00:25 Children, we're tired of them. 01:00 Sam has decided that he ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0358-get-out/ On today's show: Secrets; double-booked; nursing problems; safety patrol; dentistry; government excess; field trip; the Hitler connection; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. It is what it is. 00:15 Welcome, peoples. Welcome to the circus. 00:30 Go ahead and send us your secrets. 01:55 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Kim ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0357-poor-planning/ On today's show: Hypnotism; listener email; fasting; the power of Suze Orman; FBI peepers; fake waiters; when strippers attack; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Like a warm motorcycle between your legs. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, strippers. 00:45 Hyp-MO-tized. 01:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:20 James' advice about motorcycles - you win. 01:50 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0356-illusions/ On today's show: Boom! Headshot; Indiana Dave calls in; ringworm is gross; mean kid; Thing 1 attacks; better with blood; phone harassment; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than a headshot. 00:15 Boom! Headshot. 00:45 Sam declares his favorites. 00:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:10 Voicemail from Indiana ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0355-headshot/ On today's show: Motorcycle shopping; vasectomies; not a library; bad dad; dentists who suck; flexible but dumb; stupid attacker; seeya, hero; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - much better than a shattered molar. 00:20 Sam needs a bigger bike. 01:45 This will not be the color. 02:00 Do not buy your wife ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0354-douchebaggery/ On today's show: Pirate zombies; taterchuter; stalker lady; karate master; house of the dead; lungfir; Aladdin gets insulted;  the religion of rockthrower; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you loves it. 00:15 Zombies, always welcome. 00:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:20 Thing 1 becomes a hootard. 02:20 The taterchuter. 03:00 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0353-disrespect/ On today's show: Headers; craigslist finds; experimentation; would you rather; sleeping around; underage drinking and you; biting people; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm slice of banana bread. 01:10 The header requires no changes. 01:20 Craigslist oddities. 02:20 Guys, don't buy your wife a motorcycle that looks like this. 03:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0352-orientation/ On today's show: Children; Chuck calls in; licensing failure; crawdad pincer fights; Thing 3 the devil; nasty massage; seed harvest; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it hits you just right. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:50 Sam the Reaper. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Ah, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0351-harvest/ On today's show: Prostitution; listener voice mail; Thing 3 grows up; the ham journey; Thing 1 feels neglected; sword fighting; fart fighting; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - because it is awesome. 00:15 Welcome, crackheads. 00:30 And prostitutes. 00:45 This is not true about Thing 3. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Chuck calls ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0350-conflict/ On today's show: Too many rules; listener email; fighting with substitutes; Kim in danger; pills at school; duct tape punishments; husband hunting; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for the children. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Stop enforcing stupid rules. 01:30 How will the kids ever learn? 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:05 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0349-rules/ On today's show: Sam is dumb; Amy sends an email; Craig's list; the swingers; drunk breastfeeding; worst reality series ever; stupid shoplifters; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it gets your motor running. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:25 Sam forgets which episode he's recording. 01:00 Sorry the show was a ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0348-reality-check/ On today's show:  Listener voice mail; Thing 2 gets older; the swimming party; birthday dinner; fundraiser screwjob; stupid people and textbooks; sexing up the vacuum; broken junk; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so tasty. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you awesome people. 00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0347-celebration/ On today's show: Diseased; yelling sudafed man; Kim vs. the interwebs; Sam loses his mind, Chris calls in; spanking is not allowed; ER Abuse; too big for your own good; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - like a splash of vinegar water. 00:15 Sam is off his game. 00:30 What happens ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0346-infected/ On today's show: Kid labor; unexpected blood fountain; your fluids are not welcome; the Reba story; winners; deadly burger; insurance junk; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - this is not a virus. 00:15 Welcome back, people with baginas. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Thing 3 the beadmaker. 03:20 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0345-blood-money/ On today's show: Don't be a dick; dddog calls in with lady troubles; Thing 3 and the sock; open call; this kind of threat is a bad idea; stupid crooks; lord of the cats; parasites; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it incites the mind to groove. 00:45 It's okay ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0344-superstars/ On today's show: Exotic animals; evil girlfriend; prom sluts; the class pet comes to visit; early-morning teacher conference; don't poot on the bus; beer11; shamwOUCH; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like the calm before the storm. 00:50 The dragon lady - a little bit of sexy, a lot of ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0343-dragons/ On today's show: Angry listeners; listener email; unpopular attitudes; blood donation; vampires of Boston; driving kids; farm drivers; GPS idiocy; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - gooey, like warm caramel in your ear. 00:15 Welcome back, all you people with anger issues. 01:15 There are some biological issues that affect some ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0342-bloodbath/ On today's show: Pre-show; curfews; air pollution; leg smoother; prom dresses; romantic gestures gone wrong; dancing with the teacher; talking to your spouse; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - all the better to hear you with. 00:15 Boobs - we talk about them. 01:00 No one asked Sam if they could ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0341-prom-prep/ On today's show: Pyromania; boob growth; Meldrick calls in; LA for the summer; death and dumb; job pain; so what are we doing here?; boob thief; who pays taxes?; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - perfect on a rainy day. 00:15    Welcome back to the show, adults. 01:00 There can be ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0340-boobidiots/ On today's show: Thing 3's concerns; Kim and the mosquitoes; Sam goes skating; the wipeout; decriminalizing the nasty; two wives, one neighborhood; pictures on your puter; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - better than pollen in your nose. 00:15 Welcome welcome. Unless you're a vampire. 00:50 Kim does not, in fact, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0339-going-down/ On today's show: Welcome, welcome; tell a friend; attack birds; toll roads; mall drama; passing the turn; you have to eat that; evil parents; cage fighting in school; Dollhouse is good now; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - a little of this and a little of that. 00:45 Sorry if ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0338-cornered/ On today's show: Goats; the sleepover; ghetto mimic; unclean; home alone; Kim presents; robbing the karateman; prison vengeance; economic forces; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - because it's spring. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 01:00 Kim decides what is okay. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 The sleepover, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0337-lessons-learned/ On today's show: Beauty; Adam calls in; staph eye; spring bee attack; tattoos; wacky pope; FL is down with the beast sex; mom pimps son; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - makes it all better. 00:15 Welcome to the show, you pervs. 00:30 A cure for a common problem. 00:50 No one ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0336-body-issues/