http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com The family podcast for adults Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:27:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en There are now two live shows a week - Tuesday and Saturday - at 10pm ET. To join a live show, you now have two choices: Join us at talkshoe.com and listen using their handy-dandy shoephone technology. This is the original live show and is audio only. While we'll keep it ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/live-shows-what-you-need-to-know/ On today's show: Livevideo, Kim's bits; class rings; OTB and the list; bathroom nightmares; wiping mishaps; contraceptive dangers; sex and guns; dishes and swords; zoo rampage; wife swapping; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Soon with puppets. 00:14 Welcome to the show! 00:25 John heckles Kim. 00:40 Don't forget to join ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0253-domestic-blister/ On today's show: A warning; boogers; picking; wiping; dancing; Sam rap; Chicken Dance; Thing 2's fear; deal with the fat devil; moonies; video landlord; naked stranger; phone interruption; you need that?; listener voicemail. Call us 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it stings. 00:15 Welcome to our humble show. 00:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0252-booger-men/ On today's show: The end; voting; feed change coming; band ambush; failure; Kim's sweat shop; way too hot; stench of eviction; zombie deer; Christmas shows; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for your ears. 00:15 Sam is not prepared for the show. 00:50 Sam suggests we let it burn. 01:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0251-without-warning/ On today's show:  Changes coming; picture day; odd clothing; the rock concert; chicken dance; parent participation; the end is nigh; hospital madness; drinkin' with your kids; I was using that; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it makes things download faster. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:25 We know, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0250-unnecessary/ On today's show: Eggs; voting; satellites; congratulations; egg droppings; Thing 1 is Honored; sleepovers; cleaning up; scooter girl; strange fashion; ass battery; returning your kids. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music 00:15 Welcome to our happy show. 00:30 Fortunately, Kim's eggs are rotten. 00:45 Sam always wanted a flipper baby. 01:10 Thing ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0249-eggselent/ On today's show: The end; the accent contest continues; Kimberly calls in; Thing 1 tries to bail; discouraging the talentless; banksplosion; bus drivers; SEC fail; why we can't get along. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a burst of goodness right in your ear. 00:15 Welcome back ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0248-the-fall/ But our host is jacked up right now. We know, it sucks. Hopefully all will be well tomorrow and we can get you new hotness uploaded for your listening pleasure. If, for whatever reason, your feed doesn't show a shiny new episode, swing on by the site here and we'll ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/were-not-dead/ On today's show: Memory lapse; get a t-shirt; jury duty; annoying homework; boy invasion; webkare boyfriends; tamagotchi; butt hazing; impaling; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - rocking your socks. 00:15 Welcome to the show. Sam has brain lapse. 01:00 This takes more skill than you think. 01:30 Not like that. 01:45 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0247-wrecked-em/ On today's show: Clear your sinuses; Prison Break; Heroes; HIMYM; Terminator; Opportunity Knocks; drug church; high fees = no poor people; church pr0n; tax evaders; jump rope hazards; true love; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Just because. 00:15 Welcome to the show. Filled with awesome. 00:35 Here's how to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0246-watch-yourself/ On today's show: Milk; nominations please; community service; the egg drop; mechanical Sam; hurricane laws; Chinese milk alert; mother's milk; call us 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - still fresh after 245 episodes. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. It's delightful. 00:40 Why is this the most popular show? No one knows. 01:20 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0245-milky/ On today's show: Consequences; nominate please; polls; the cure; shopping for clothes; inappropriate books; a world record attempt; drama disappointment; stealing from babies; strokin' it. Call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - so cool. 00:15 The show, welcoming to it. 00:25 We advise you this is not a good plan. 00:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0244-consequences/ People keep asking us to identify Kim's accent. The problem is, we can't because she doesn't have one that we can hear. That's where you come in. From now until October 19th, we need you to call our comment line (206.339.7482) with your best idea for where Kim's accent comes ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-kims-accent-contest/ On today's show: Sitcom abuse; violence around us; too many bisexuals; moving; working from home; financial fear; Rock Band 2; rapping; the greatest love of all; watch the tracks; reliving the glory years; a new contest. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. It says something about a person. 00:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0243-smashmouth/ On today's show: Podcast awards; money grubbers; childhood thievery; Philadelphia; bad parents; hurricane bravery; refugee snobbery; hootard hero; unsafe harbor; priest gone bad; listener voicemail; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. It's lickalicious. 00:15 The show, welcoming to it. 00:40 Everyone wants stuff. 01:10 Call us - 206.339.7482 01:15 Email us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0242-gimme/ All right, folks, it's time to show the world just how much you love the mighty RWTY by  nominating us for the Podcast Awards. Before you go clicking the voting link and getting crazy, let me explain a couple of things. First, you can only nominate us for two categories. We ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-podcast-awards/ On today's show: Sick Kim; new robots and rocking; online textbooks; none for you; grossness; navel stench; digging in the garage; hurricanes; kidnapping mamas; dirty Aussie; measuring up; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Ah, theme music. You have served us well. 00:15 Our show - be welcome to it. 00:30 And ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0241-nasty-girl/ On today's show: Hurricane drama; death threats for the family; school policy; Sam versus the Big Box; this is not the kind of error I want to test; geek rage; ripoff; the desk fight; oil for sex; prayer protest; boyfriend troubles; job benefits. Call us at 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0240-ethics-101/ On today's show: T-shirts; bad old toys; early Christmas shopping; Thing 2 feels ripped; shady insurance sales; fish attack; judges gone wild; the exodus; paying moms to stay home. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it's just awesome. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 We make up words, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0239-scammish/ On today's show: The short arm; the plague; why do you have to be like this?; magic bus route; teen court revealed; girl conspiracy; flu shots for kids; hiding stuff from your wife; condoms and energy drinks; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - a tonic for what ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0238-the-law/ This weekend, while swimming with two of my three lovely daughters, we started playing a game that almost always starts out great fun and then ends in great gobs of salty tears. This game was a rite of passage in my childhood, a way to measure your place in the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-dunking-game/ On today's show: Kim's burden; get out of my city; starting early; the school Nazi; the big audition; poop birds attack; a political screed you should skip; it's okay, you're sick; church is for getting it on; Dexter; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - do not place ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0237-swingers/ On today's show: You know what we like; a useful statistic; the puppet show; cheese party; the need for fruit; forgetfulness; crappy parenting; a popular hurricane name; vehicle maintenance woes; 1,000,000 miles; wrong house. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - warm and gooey, straight from the oven. 00:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0236-your-kids-suck/ On today's show: Sam's study notes; late night gaming; Castle Crashers = super fun; sharing a hobby; loss of control; crazy lady; desperate times; too much porn; nut job. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - wetter than water. 00:15 Welcome to our humble little show. 00:25 This show is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0235-dangerous-games/ On today's show: Algaecide; chemistry is hard; drinking the pool; budgeting for dummies; late night noises; the right tool; menaced by a tiger; corpse doll; gross cell phones; Prison Break returns. Call us - 206.339.7482! 00:00 Theme music - so cool you won't believe it. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0234-wild-life/ On today's show: Follow-ups; the recorder trap; homework explosion; bravery; selfishness today; community pressure; melatonin; diapers can save you; judges gone wild; dead folks; old folks. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so tingly and warm. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:30 Names that didn't make the cut. 01:10 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0233-poop-savior/ On today's show: Vote!; our sponsors, check with them; Thing 2 wants a strange party; kid fights; becoming a man; bathroom flood; why Obama rocks; rat meat on the rise; too good; vicious crows; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Just because we're thinking of you. 00:15 Don't forget ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0232-lando-for-president/ On today's show: Kim's plot; contingencies; school - the first week; new schools; darter girl; tempers flare; homework trouble; taking notes is important; bad decisions; fat pay; eBay for losers. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music for your ailments. 00:15 Welcome to the show! 00:45 Sam's message. 01:20 You can't stop ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0231-dumboff/ On today's show: Foamy hair; haircuts; the blog; writing for dummies; the first days of school; new band teachers; the contract; amendments to the contract; smart kids; flogging for kids; sexy nuns; safe haven EXTREME. Call us - 206.339.7482! 00:00 Our theme music - lovingly handcrafted by tiny gnomes. 00:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0230-safe-haven/ As I get older, I think a lot about what it's like to be a dad, what it really means. I think about what you have to do and be and give up to raise your kids, and how glad I am that I made the choice to go ahead ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/every-dad-needs-a-motorcycle/ On today's show: Kids mess things up; random internet school messages; archenemies; poor people aggression; new teachers; free food; band blues; beatings for all; drinks for teens; shots - get them. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome, it actually does hurt. 00:15 Welcome back to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0229-shooters/ If you read this site or listen to our show (and if you're reading but not listening, you are seriously fucking cheating), then you know that Kim and I recently marked 19 years of marital endurance. If you listen to the show, you are also probably thinking to yourself, "How ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/how-to-stay-married/ On today's show: Kim's memory; follow-up to the accident; crooked; appointments are useless; pregnancy tests; reading your own x-rays; jerky teachers; failed government programs; polygamist immortals; giant fish; greedy lottery. 00:00 Theme music - rocking hard since 2007. 00:15 Welcome to the show. You know who we are. 00:45 This ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0228-nosey/ On today's show: We miss you; laptop checkout; unsecured wifi hijinks; one parent only, thanks; teen court - part 1; light caseload; admission of guilt; kid chauffeur; dumb people want money; Canadian pr0n; importing the uglies. 00:00 Theme music - for the tingling you need. 00:15 Welcome to the show! 00:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0227-prime-offender/ On today's show: End of summer; instant gratification; fight club; school phone calls; conflicting schedules; college recruiting; fake rock star; accusations = guilt; no bus for you; call us - 206.339.7482! 00:00 Theme music. Because I know you want it. 00:25 Summer's over. Stop raining. 00:55 When your girlfriend is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0226-summers-end/ On today's show: Time flies; pseudofriends; back in band; principal's office; the Barbie Wonderland; poor Ken; keeping clean; kid math; tote bags; kid waxing; a challenge; do overs; crappy parenting; sex discrimination; the jerkin' it judge. 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:50 Call us - 206-339-7482. 00:55 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0225-getting-along/ On today's show: Kim can't have nice things; Sam's birthday; the chupacabra; bigfoot; the hovercraft; bathroom emergency; parent talk; teen talk; childhood fears; jell-o and cake; Kim chokes out; minority action; day labor; hovercraft. 00:00 Theme music. Love it. 00:18 Welcome back to the show. 01:00 Call us - 206-339-7482 01:05 Email ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0224-getting-old/ On today's show: Thing 1 steps out; bandasses; concussions are not fun; shut up, world; plane problems; lawn mower; animals and bugs; one tip for the ladies; concussion advice; trauma; claw hammer fetish; robbing kids; the fall of man. 00:00 Theme music. So soft and cooshy. 00:15 Welcome to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0223-upstarts/ On today's show: Clean shows; dry spells; PTSD for the whole family; counseling and chemicals; shrinking food; rewarding the unworthy; anniversary woes; marriage ruts; wedding gone bad; ugly kids; gnometrek; call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music! 00:20 Welcome to the show, kiddies. 01:15 A dry spell. 01:30 Call us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0222-the-hump/ On today's show: Kim's tears; eBay business; school uniforms; used or new; swimming with Thing 3; hurtful children; towel fights; ant bites; Thing 2 and doctors; spiders; piss bottles; lion vs. mom; bad granny; call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music. No snappy comments about it today. 00:15 Welcome ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0221-biters/ On today's show: Thing 1's big mistake; spankings; Yang the Dumb; the dumbing down of the English language; call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music. Poignant, yet rocking. 00:15 Welcome to the show! 00:30 Forewarned is forearmed. Or something. 01:00 Call us - 206-339-7482. 01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 01:30 Check out ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0220-driven/ I always told Thing 1 she wasn't getting her driver's license until she was able to successfully complete Project Gotham. Everyone thought I was just being silly. Turns out I was right. But I was wrong for letting her date, or letting her drive in a car with other teens. Both ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/you-cant-drive-55-i-mean-35-wait-at-all/ Looks like everyone is going to be fine, if a bit banged up. On the plus side, I now own a telephone pole. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/an-accident-update/ Whenever you have kids, you always worry. You worry that they won't be born okay, that they'll have thirteen toes and you don't believe the doctor until you personally check everything yourself. Every time they have a cough, you start thinking about SARS or bird flu. A scrape on the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-call/ On today's show: Chat room shenanigans; the slow girl; horrible truths; Kim hates our pets; the animals turn; dog issues; Kim will not do; egg carpet bombing; too much sharing; too fat to die; un-American holidays; call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music - so poignant, it hurts. 00:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0219-heavy-petting/ On today's show: Pestiferous; new listeners; awesome Kim; divorce rules; Kim the barber; side bangs?; the red rage; hair problems; straight danger; lame vampire books; bedtime duty; fishing problems; forgetful parents; kid drivers. 00:00 Welcome 00:18 Welcome to the show! Pestiferous is the word for today. 00:20 Call us - 206-339-7482. 00:25 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0218-pestery/ That's right, you can now buy stuff from Amazon through our site. You buy goodies, we get cash to make the show even better for you. What will we do with this fantastic new revenue stream? For starters, I'll be getting LEDs for the motorcycle. That's right, every time you get ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/by-popular-demand-amazon/ On today's show: Adults only; dad duties; Kim can't watch movies; whores, sluts, and skanks; a rider's tale; work woes; bad lawyers; the urban outdoorsman; religion in the workplace. Call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - groovy goodness. 00:17 Welcome back to the show, everybody. 00:45 Sam feels like a ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0217-serfdom/ On today's show: Adam joins the Horde; accidents; sponsors; special ears; space junk; Morgellons or just being a dummy?; Kimpearls; scooter day; arm transplants; meaty clubs; now with less cancer; Xylitol switcheroo; crime does pay. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it stings. 00:14 Welcome back to RWTY - you're ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0216-accident-prone/ On today's show: Aggression; questions, please; Kim's stockpile; plans for the carless; skeletool; hotels of MD; messing with the flow; wrong flight; ugly poison; bearpocalypse. 00:00 Theme music. It's cool. 00:15 Welcome back to the show! 01:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 01:20 Check out our sponsors - even ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0215-passion-aggressive/ On today's show: Big boobs; a flippant promise; an actual user of the cup; Sam works too hard; Thing 3 the loan shark; embarassment; Kim sings; handmade 3d glasses; Miley Cyrus condoms; lawnmower executioner; magic restaurant. 00:00 Theme music - something for you and your little dog, too. 00:15 Welcome ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0214-hard-labor/ On today's show: We're big in Poland; the Bank of Sam; school papers from months ago; technical difficulties; a strange compliment; band crap; angry lesbians; Suck Francisco; Hooters attract; Call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music - achingly beautiful in its simple truths. 00:15 Who thought we'd get to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0213-expectations/ On today's show: Kim is being gross; the motorcycle saga comes to its final end; yoga for motorcyclists?; exterminators can be odd; ants and trees; crypto pools and parasites; foxes and guns; dogs who need love; ferrets of love. 00:00 Theme music - it's got a little something for ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0212-brain-flukes/ On today's show: Predictions; worries about Thing 3; some people are mean as hell; Thing 1's injury; a new cheapskate segment; yellowjackets; prison break; corruption in St. Louis; Sheriff Joe; the lesson of Batman. Call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music - think of it as bag balm for ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0211-slippery/ In today's show: Sam nearly bought a car; the economics of pumpins; Thing 3 is a superhero; sisterly love; Lumberjill Kim; Sassafras; deadly family traditions; Kim disrespects the hurricane; New Orleans; flesh-eating fishes; a happy-ending for a dumb guy. 00:00 Theme music - like gatorade for your ears, just before ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0210-helping-hands/ On today's show: Sam can't cry; Kim pusses out of the leg-wrestling match; work stoppage; the Things injure Sam; Sam injures Sam; the 5-year wake-up call; it's raining legs; unexpected findings; GHB toys are back; douchebaggery; 00:00 Theme music to soothe the savage breast. 00:15 Sam is in a bad ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0209-the-wounded/ On today's show: Batman impressions; what the show is about; Hellga; the Thing 1 solo date; the value of money; the Dark Knight review; Thing 1 nearly causes a homicide; the motorcycle finale; the junior patrolman; rogue cop; family business. 00:00 Theme music - love it. 00:25 Sam's Batman ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0208-the-dark-night/ On today's show: Something is missing; Kim shops for shoes; school shopping; Thing 1 gets independent; dog whispering; a tragic feline story; country living; doggy adventures; rat blackmail; cougar v. fox; Call us - call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. From our hearts to yours. 00:20 Something's missing ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0207-dog-days/ In today's show: Sam's other show; economic apocalypse; bank run; financial advice; Kim gets frugal; dumpster diving; Kim's adventures; kids as birth control; stop sign issues; UPS saves money; name quotas; a contest that ended in crime. 00:00 Theme music - now with more rubber nipples. 00:15 Sam talks ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0206-a-penny-saved/ On today's show: We're unique; Hell's Kitchen; Greatest American Dog; Deadliest Catch; Kim's crying rules; Baby Borrowers; Big Brother X; Project Runway; RWTY Reality; yellow jackets; Olympics; dog meat; baby launching; ax handles. 00:00 Theme music - making the world safer, one ear at a time. 00:17 This show is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0205-natural-selection/ On today's show: Kim vs. the iPhone; the gambler; the chatroom gets unruly; job hate; long distance show; the advantage of fat; Thing 1 abuses the Boy; Google Earth abuse; angels and demons in America; handicap issues. 00:00 Theme music - enjoy it. It is required. 00:17 Welcome to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0204-risky-business/ On today's show: A brief apology; the bad week; the Things cook; retroactive birth control; Kim needs a getaway; inappropriate television; customer service; pay toilets; buttsplosion; crimes against nature, for reals. Call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music - almost as good as breakfast in bed. 00:15 Inappropriate - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0203-inappropriate/ On today's episode: Sam whines; a new sponsor: Thing 3 goes to work; fear of poverty; a piggy bank; summer cabin fever; Sam's guilt; Kim's error; kid heckles; no iPhone for Sam; pool bat; boob bat; hands?; old lady problems. 00:00 Theme music - dig it. 00:30 Sam whines. 01:40 Thing ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0202-hide-and-seek/ On today's show: Flipping letdown; porn restriction; Kim's sweatshop; post-birthday depression; the Date; pretty is mean; men like their moms; kids can be a downer; husband guilt; heart attack = free cab ride. 00:00 Theme music, do you dig it? 00:30 The flipping let down. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482 01:05 Check ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0201-dwarf-baby/ On today's show: Whoohoo - we made it 200!; a horrid contest; Phase 1 of Sam's training is complete; Kim prepares to get insurance; a hideous noise; a hideous cost; Kim keeps things together; pranksters; watermelons. 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome to show 200. 01:00 The f#@$ of July. 01:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0200-pyrotechnics/ So, here's where you get to read about my weekend and think about how much better your weekend is going to be. The air conditioning kicked on this morning, and immediately made an exciting new noise. Kind of a zrrrrooooOOOOOWWWWWMPHissssssssssss. Then it spat smoke and gas, and kept right on hissing ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/things-that-suck/ On today's show: Independence; a sponsor teaser; rude band email; parades; 4th of July is important; Kim and fireworks; abandoned; MyGallons.com; hookers and gas; fake agent. Call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music - makes you tingly. 00:15 Welcome to episode 200-1. 00:50 Call us - 206-339-7482 00:55 Email us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/381/ On today's episode: Rude phone behavior; Thing 3's birthday; computerphobia; dog smugglers; shark mouths; Tooth Fairy money; tooth collection; mandatory party invitations; fighting dumb school policies; credit for cursing; a live caller; Crash. 00:00 Theme music - it makes your heart sing! 00:18 Welcome to episode 200-2. 00:30 Number 200 will ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0198-birthdaze/ On today's show: Armchair Kid Nation; best show title ever; Wipeout; I Survived a Japanese Game Show; Solitary 3.0; Hurl; pumpin' Jesus; no Motorcycle for Sam; two Cories; deep frying in the living room; the robot ban of Alabama. 00:00 Theme music. 00:18 Sam implodes. 00:45 Check out Armchair Kid Nation ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0197-pumpin-jesus/ On today's episode: When did art become porn; electric bills; summer in TX; vermin; Sam the electrician; the Baby Borrowers; a dating solution; the accidental bigamist; FBI Buzzkill; eBay whores. Call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music. Just because 00:25 Sam teases episode 0197. 00:35 Call us - 206-339-7482 01:00 Email us: ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0196-c-block/ On today's show: coffee is hot; no motorcycle yet; Camp Rock; girl fights; inappropriate songs; dumb kids; Thing 2 scares herself; banks suck; a bad way to save money; palm robbery; tough kids; sell your life. 00:00 Theme music - it's hot. 00:25 So is the coffee Kim tried to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0195-easy-money/ On today's episode: Sam is in pain; a clarification; goat-headed boy; degloving of Sam's face; Kim throws oil on the fire; the wetsuit adventure; where to hide a camera; thongs gone wild; a public service mistake. 00:00 The theme music that rocks your world. 00:20 The pain, the pain is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0194-hurting/ On today's show: Sam has to be frugal; craigslist to the rescue; motorcycles for dummies; bicycles - harder than they look; rude people; pee when you have to; the DMV and its level of suck; bad people who get stuff; pregnant teens; the Kim law. 00:00 Theme music - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0193-hot-rods/ On today's episode: Thing 1 can't cook; unfortunate listener injuries; Thing 1's trip to work; lost money; how our garage became a dump; freecycling jerks; toilet paper dresses; recycled dogs; could you live with 100 things?. 00:00 Theme music - it makes your heart sing. 00:15 Welcome to the show! ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0192-cheap-cheap/ Here's a fun recipe to try this summer to keep the kids busy. Remember that flauxm is inedible, so please be sure to supervise children when making or playing with the fllauxm. It will also stain or adhere to clothing, carpeting, etc. so use it in an ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/homemade-flauxm-recipe/ In today's show: American Gladiators, sort of; working girl; nun stuff; female talk; a scarring event; dinner with the Boy; angry time; cat fights; renting houses you don't own; smuggling trends; free moneys. 00:00 Theme music - it's breakfasty. 00:20 We have an odd combination of topics for you. 00:40 We ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0191-discomfortable/ In today's show: Sam whines; Sparrow calls in; we celebrate holidays; birthdays; summer concerts suck in Dallas; the best lunch ever; Gilloolying your own kid; unfortunte Boston Terrier; a dumb judge. 00:00 Theme music - because it's there. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Sam whines about his Father's Day. 01:00 Kim ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0190-fathers-day/ On today's episode: rashes; Kim gets warned; ads about spanking; gumball suicide; cutting your own switch; allergies revisited; tired Kim; questions from Martha; teenaged baby; wrong sex; tiny babies; feed the kid. 00:00 Theme music - feel the soul groove. 00:30 Call us - 206-339-7482 00:40 email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 01:00 You ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0189-rashy-diver/ On today's episode: Visitors to our site; what it takes to become a policeman; Easy Bake oven; Kim the squealer; listener voicemail; a douche employer; fear tactics; potency; serial killer vans. 00:00 Theme music - it rocks your socks. 00:25 Kim shows her soul side. 00:50 A message to the American ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0188-its-the-fuzz/ Well, that wasn't so bad. The end of Day 5 puts me over the hump of Act II - things look really, really doable now. Can I do the last 45 pages in two days? It looks a lot easier from here than it did from 3 days ago, that's for ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/21-day-screenplay-day-5/ It's Father's Day - time for all the dads to enjoy a meal out, kick back with a beer, and just chillax for a day. Right? Well, sure. Dads, for the most part, work pretty hard and deserve to be recognized for the effort we put in. But being a father ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-somewhat-sappy-fathers-day-post/ You know, sometimes, I really wonder what the hell I was thinking. Day 4 sucked. I mean, Day 3 sucked ,but Day 4 brought me to the exact middle of the movie and I swear I thought I was never going to make it. I had to write 15 pages to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/21-day-screenplay-day-4/ Whew, that was one of the worst experiences of my writing life. There's a point in every script where your hero needs to change, for the good or ill. It's a kind of mini-turning-point. He's not quite who he'll be at the end of the thing, but he's definitely who he ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/21-day-screenplay-day-3-is-over/ On today's show: Chores for kids; folding towels makes Thing 2 crazy; sticks and carrots; this house is not a hotel; grief from the Things; online shopping woes; inhumanity; dragon island; a pooping mishap. 00:00 Theme music. Because we can. 00:17 Welcome to the show - this one's about the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0187-the-chores/ So the goal for day 2 was kinda crazy - go from page 10 to the Act 1 turning point. I know, it doesn't sound very impressive. But it kind of is. It runs to about 20 pages of writing in one day. Not great writing, I'll give you that, but ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/21-day-screenplay-day-2-down/ On today's episode: Sam screws up his notes; our dog will not protect us; we review The Strangers; movie etiquette; Sam spoils The Happening; Sam's movie; Teacher Chick; the Americanization of Japan; teacher loses his mind; spanking. 00:00 Theme music - enjoy. 00:30 Sam screws up his notes. 01:30 Sam works ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0186-summer-school/ So the first ten pages of the first draft are done - finito. Day 2 looks a little daunting, though. Basically need to wrap up the entire first act and get ready for the next phase - 20 pages needed today, time to put on the writing hat. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/21-day-screenplay-day-1-finished/ So you can hear all the gory details on tomorrow's podcast, but today is Day 1 of the 21 Day Screenplay. On my mark, get set, and GO. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-21-day-screenplay-day-1/ On today's episode: Kim spoils the show; what do you do when listening?; Thing 1 - Date 3; DVR Wars; end of school parties; dry drowning; Teenagers getting more responsible?; kids can drive. 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Writer's block. 00:45 Help Sam fuel his sick mind - What are you doing ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0185-no-clever-title/ In today's episode: Congrats to Derek and Vanessa; a lunch warning; Thing 1's job hunt; Kim and the freebies; protesting the wrong way; butt injuries; old ladies and glass; divorce rumors. 00:00 Theme music. Because there's nothing else to put here. 00:15 Welcome to the show. Kim wanted to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0184-summer-time/ Never ones to be left behind, we at RWTY have added a plurk widget to the site. It's kind of like twitter only a little more interactive. You can help us decided which service to use which one you use. At the end of the month I'll make a choice ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/we-be-plurkin/ On today's show: Women of Gor; Kim's Prison Break; 206.339.7482 - call us!; customer service; useless websites; telephone hell; mechanical inclinations; Kim gets sick; Rachel Ray - terrorist; R. Kelly - supastar; dead batteries = dead people. 00:00 Theme music. You know. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 That's right, Gor. 00:50 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0183-serve-me/ All right, you've asked for it, and we answered. Now that school's out, we're moving the weekend live show. So, from now on, RWTY Live will take place every Saturday night over at talkshoe.com, at 10pm ET. Don't miss out on all the fun. Otherwise, we'll move it back to Friday! Oh, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/special-summertime-show-days/ Here are the stupid flowers that are making our eyes gummy, our noses run, and our throats so raw we can barely croak out the podcast for you guys. They're pretty, but man do they suck.  [gallery] http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/allergy-makers/ Because of Thing 3's weird pool-related allergies, extreme measures may be necessary. Here's the contingency plan. Step One.  Dress  victim subject in close fitting long underwear or pajamas and socks. Step Two.  Cut short strips of duct tape..safety scissors are a must!  Use colored tape if you are feeling feisty. Step Three.  ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/how-to-make-a-custom-wetsuit/ On today's episode: Drama; pool work; chemistry; tender fleshy bits; Kim makes up a disease; squirt gun failure; Thing 2 and the hospital; Thing 1 and the mom; spellcheck from hell; language barriers. Call us - 206.339.7482! 00:00 It's theme music. What do you expect? 00:16 Welcome to 182, you ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0182-reactionary/ I have not played World of Warcraft since April of 2006. Today, I got the urge. I'm pretty sure this is a mistake. But, if you're a WoW player, lemme know what server you're on and all that jazz. And we can kill rats together or something. I know. I'm pathetic. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/here-we-go-again/ On today's show: It's a new year; call us already - 206.339.7482; Thing 1 fights with Kim; award ceremonies; Thing 2's accident; friends that suck; vagabonds; dumb teens; dope in your bags; the lady in the closet; foot spew. 00:00 Theme music - good for what ails ya. 00:15 Welcome ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0181-fiending/ On today's episode: It's been a year; a history lesson; our very first interview with a blogger; too many girls in the house; questions from ToadyJoe; question from Helen; comment from Derek; Shawn calls in; thanks to everyone for a great year! 00:00 Theme music - still here. 00:16 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0180-happy-anniversary/ As you can see, we have a fancy new site design, complete with an extra sidebar. You'll also notice that we'll be featuring a new cool blog at least once a month, up there in the header, as well as in an interview during one of our shows. Keen, eh? http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/new-design/ Well, that's what I get for trying to be fancy. Tom over at Our First Marriage was kind enough to point out that the commenting integration with the Horde was busted, like real hard. It's gone back to the old way now, so comment away. When I get the Horde ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/whoops/ So tonight's the night - the one year anniversary of RWTY will be recorded over at talkshoe.com, at 10pm ET. You can join here, or if you just want to call, dial in at 724.444.7444, Show ID 33887. Note that you do have to be a member to join ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/our-1-year-anniversary-show-tonight/ On today's show: Kim is awesome; a prize for Kim; missing manuals; Sam's favor; limits of frugality; fat talk; weird boy; we review Indiana Jones; education in Texas; starving for education; first is best. 00:00 Yay, music! 00:20 Welcome to the show. 00:35 Kim really is a shining light in ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0179-first-is-best/ You know, I feel like a battered spouse in this relationship, Lost. I keep crawling back to you, because you really do have something good under that crusty, drunken exterior. Unfortunately, i don't think anyone's ever going to get to see it. Because just when it comes time for you to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-lost-season-finale/ On today's show: Annoying kids; phone messages from hell; technoDarwinism; Top Secret test scores; make your kids smart; summer school; teaching Thing 3 to ride a bike; pirate kickball; French stunts; danger kids. 00:00 Theme music. Here it comes. . . 00:30 The kids, they are so annoying. 00:50 Thanks for ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0178-learning-to-fly/ On today's show: Kim's rude; Thing 1's friends; Kim never listens to Sam; preachers' daughters; haircut horror; memory shortage; the Kim Hole; fighting dirty; Kim can't read; parenting class; Blade out on bail; movies. Call us - : 206-339-7482. 00:00 Welcome to the show. Enjoy the theme music while ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0177-marital-diss/ On today's show: the circle of life; Field Day 2008; a Wii Fit review; Thing 1's first date; Texas screws up big time; eBaby; the hardcore mom. Call us: 206.339.7482! 00:00 Theme music - almost one full year old. 00:16 Welcome to 0176, could it be the best show ever? 00:45 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0176-frak-and-field/ If you're the observant type, you've probably run across some general weirdness here at the RWTY Webquarters. That's because we're testing some new things. . . Like the Horde activity which is now shown on the main site. Or maybe you're seeing glimpses and hints of other, bigger changes. We're pretty ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/changes-brewing/ On today's show: Call us - 206-339-7482; computer buying advice for teens; school scams part infinity; a fantastic disability scam; going too far; leading by very poor example; correcting people too often; tuberose Tuesday. 00:00 Theme music - it's good for your digestion. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Kim is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0175-straight-trippin/ On today's show: Call us; listener email; ding dong the witch is dead; unintentional pr0n; dirty dancing; Sam apologizes; the Summer of Fitness; learning to ride; Wii Fit; rank your peers; bro tasing; a museum. 00:00 Theme music 00:15 Welcome to the show. Sorry to our live listeners for ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0174-the-pain/ As we've talked about before, Sam has been truly crappy about his resolutions this year. Honestly, he hasn't done squat for the past couple of months and is more troll-like than ever. So, with that in mind, it's time for the 6-month re-evaluation. To help Sam keep track of all this, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/wii-fit-will-it-work/ Just a quick note to let everyone know we'll be live over at talkshoe.com tonight, from 10pm ET until whenever Sam turns into a pumpkin. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/rwty-live-0520-10pm-talkshoecom/ I admit it - I'm a huge gaming nerd. My bookshelves groan under the tremendous weight of various Dungeons & Dragons tomes, and I've even written more than a few. But for the past couple of years, I've been out of gaming because I just didn't have time. Today, all ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/geekgasm/ On today's episode: PeePal; Kim can't talk; bad business; school slacking; detention; the fancy lunch; uncouth people in the bathroom; unhappy search terms; GPS-tagged students; faking sickness; a mom who tries too hard; fire in the sky. 00:00 Theme music - invigorating on a summer's morning. 00:18 Welcome back, friends ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0173-slacksacks/ On today's show: Kim sings; 206.339.7482; ask the Things; boob overload; true crime TV; frogvasion; afrogalypse now; the Summer of Fitness; drinking on the job; twins; tracheotomy fun time. 00:00 Theme music. It's like an appetizer for your ears. 00:18 Kim tries to sing the Who. 00:40 Pet Crimes Division ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0172-csi-frogville/ As we talked about a week or so ago, we're sloooowly making updates to the Horde. Our goal is to make it more user friendly and better integrate the Horde activities into the main RWTY site. To that end, we have a super-cool new feature. Once you've logged into the Horde, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/horde-update/ On today's episode: listener email; the Ring; a car tragedy; the black cloud of momness; justice in Texas; Arkansas tomfoolery; inappropriate Prom attire; what really goes on at Prom. 00:00 Theme music - filled with awesome sauce. 00:17 Welcome back to RWTY, all you hard-rocking listeners. 00:40 Kim will never start ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0171-never-forget/ In today's episode: Brokeback Kim; new comment line; the 1 Year show; listener email; Sam fixes things; the mom arrives; Nibbler; mom competition; all fall down; pelicans suck; skull bong; dirty rabbi. 00:00 Theme music. Enjoy. 00:18 Welcome to the show. 00:30 And Kim brings the gay early in the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0170-break-down/ On today's episode: Hangover; for lack of a belt; breakfast drama; drive-through breakfast; slapping for teens; pool cleaning; hurricanes v. cyclones; sink hole; body disposal; Dallas politics. 00:00 Welcome to the show! 00:18 Listen to Sam flub the whole opening of the show 01:00 We're a little hungover. 01:30 Sam is ill-prepared ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0169-breakfast-of-champions/ Finally, a new audio comment line for our listeners. You can once again leave voicemail for us at our new number: 206-339-7482. Now blow that sucker up. Do it! http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/new-comment-line/ On today's episode: Kim's college; Chris promotes; Kim's cleaning cyclone; chocolate and dope; spray tans gone wrong; faux Renaissance fair; Thing 1 and her friend; Grand Theft Middle School; drugs are bad; college recruiters; boogers. 00:00 Theme music. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:25 Kim almost has a college degree. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0168-higher-education/ On today's show: Wild kingdom; bookstore porn; meat in a box; bulk meat purchasing; Godzilla in the backyard; field trip for two; Knut Krazy; cross-species sexy time; stop - penguin time; dolphin fixins. 00:00 Theme music. Just because. 00:17 Welcome back to the show. 00:38 Shows that probably aren't on TV ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0167-wild-kingdom/ Don't forget, we'll be recording live tomorrow - but not at night, at noon! Join us for a rare daytime version of RWTY Live, over at talkshoe.com, at noon, ET. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/rwty-live-12-noon-et-050908/ On today's show: banning the mom; devil books; whale pr0n; Thing 1's birthday; we're witches; chauffeuring kids sucks; the license dilemma; a new house rule; GTAIV; the motorcycle fight; the dead list; the TV budget; jailhouse pie. 00:00 Theme music - better than whale pr0n. 00:17 Welcome back to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0166-bittersweet-sixteen/ On today's show: Kim flirts; Sam flirts; the cherry zombies; Teacher Chick's fan; Thing 2's dinner guest; mini-review; Sam's mom is coming to visit; girls in uniform; Blind Fury; the record executive; Thing 1 and drugs; fiery lube. 00:00 Theme music - soothing, yet invigorating. 00:17 Welcome back to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0165-girl-power/ On today's show: copyright issues; the lunchbox horror; Thing 3's lunch box of doom; experimentation; friendly advice; a food law; crazies; I have boy; jerks while walking; passive-aggressive watering; graveyard shennanigans; corpses trees; boob shots. 00:00 Theme music - it makes your heart sing. 00:30 Don't follow Sam's advice on ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0164-walk-hard/ On today's show: Kim sells Sam out; Thing 2 goes mathnuts; TAKS stress; special testing needs; Kim gets a letter; the pain of exercise; airline dangers; sick fantasy time; poking for justice. 00:00 Theme music - soothing, yet exhilirating. 00:18 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 The stress meter is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0163-stress-levels/ On today's show: a record week; Thing 3 feuds; password problems; an internet rule; a television discussion; Teacher Chick's inaugural segment ; the basement people; fat dude in jail; a sucktastic teacher. 00:00 Theme music - it makes my stuff tingle. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:30 You guys are ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0162-password-protected/ It's the first of May, and you know what that means - it's time to hit podcastalley.com and throw a vote at RWTY. Thanks for your help! http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/vote/ Just a quick note to let everyone know we'll be live over at talkshoe.com tonight, from 10pm ET until whenever Kim gets tired and falls asleep. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/rwty-live-tonight-10pm-et/ In today's episode: Kim's new job goes south; working from home update; Kim is mean; the kids finally get a smart school; tales of the Fearsome Foursome; advice for Helen; rice rationing; eBay lawsuits; ganger granny; an Iron Man warning. 00:00 Theme music - for warming your cockles. 00:17 Welcome ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0161-hard-times/ On today's episode: Kim bleaches; toothpaste gone bad; white vans are bad; Sam googles; Kim needs new shoes; return of the tetherballs; tax evaders; crazy teacher attack; death of student loans; Thing 1's career choice; Kim opposes nudity. 00:00 Theme music - getting a little long in the tooth. 00:17 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0160-bleached/ In today's episode: 2012; WWTPD; playground joy; playground disaster; a Too Tight tale; Kim and the crazies; the wife bill of rights; LendingTree haXX0rs it's own customers; Dallas school district gone wild; dude arrested for being near kids. 00:00 Theme music - awesome in a bottle. 00:17 Welcome to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0159-denied/ In today's episode: Tripping out; Thing 1 returns safely; bad band director; band boosters; mailroom hell; Kim's bias; working from home; the marriage bill of rights; flying priests; a Disney miracle; Kim's miracle; a butt follow-up. 00:00 Enjoy the theme music - you never know when it will ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0158-flying-high/ In this episode: The monkey returns; listener email; Kim the bakestress; the Fearsome Foursome redux; wandering toddlers; an unexpected invitation; a little background check; drug tests gone wrong; more crazy Mormons. 00:00 Theme music - grows hair in your ears. 00:17 Fear the monkey! 00:40 Monkeys like to be ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0157-monkey-business/ In this episode: email nonresponders; listener email; Tornadoes attack; hail; downed trees; weathermen who suck; Thing 1 gets out of town; bonfires; the rat lady; doctors gone wild; creepy dudes; skinny people. 00:00 Welcome to the show! 00:18 Kim is tired. So very tired. 00:30 Sam, on the other hand, is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0156-out-and-about/ On today's show: Project Mayday; Kim and the Chinese store; Kim lies to the Things; Thing 1 and the boy embargo; phone pr0n; a warning; Marilyn's movie; the Zion ranch craziness continues; John McCain, totally out of touch with us. 00:00 It's the theme music that makes life ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0155-mating-season/ In today's episode: Sam's idea; listener email; the dentist trip; Kim's job; Thing 3 flips out; career day; animalistic kids; Dr. Phil the dummy; tiny strippers; marker huffing; scratch and sniff nasties; things in the nightstand. 00:00 Theme music, put it in your ear and smile. 00:17 Welcome to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0154-wild-things/ On today's show: the Fearsome Foursome; Sam's childhood trauma; health insurance evil; bugs in the bathroom; compliments for Kim; Botox in your brain; Rob Lowe kills the buzz; gimp in the basement. 00:00 It is the theme music, it lets you know the show is starting. 00:18 Welcome back to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0153-madness/ On today's show: Blockbuster, bad coffee; listener email from Derek; sucky weather; school dummies; the death of 9 volt; Crayola beaver; tongue thinkers; crocodile eyes; fake racism; drive-through yuck. 00:00 Theme Music - Rockin' since 2007. 00:17 Welcome back to the show - you guys rock. 00:30 Want to help the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0152-crash-bang-boom/ In today's show: the Wednesday show; Thing 2 takes a tumble; the slaptop; stone-aging Thing 3; Sweeney Todd; toothsplosion; girl bites dog; moustache trauma; Chinese Olympics; Project Mayday. 00:00 Theme music - so shiny it hurts. 00:18 Episode 151 - Who would have thought it? 00:50 Sam believes there needs to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0151-jacked-up/ On today's show: Shakin' it up; advice from the uninformed; hair envy; Kim the barber; a band meeting goes awry; Teacher Chick reports in; a movie review; race car Nazis; teachers and tattoos; Project Running Away; crazy church stuff. 00:00 Theme music - it will rock your socks. 00:18 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0150-cut-off/ On today's show: Kim gets fit; Thing 2's birthday; the donkey farm; Renaissance Fair blah; supergenius kids; do over; timing it; sexy tables; more bathrooms are needed. 00:00 Ah, theme music. It warms the cockles of your heart. 00:17 Scoring. Yeah, baby. Scoring. 01:00 A message to James of Big Brother. 01:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0149-scoring/ In today's show: Loins; why we almost didn't have kids; classroom critters; Thing 3 gets busted; cheating - or something like it; Kim versus the old lady; Hell's Kitchen; crackheads and cops; collapsing universes; evil kids; cannibals. 00:00 Theme music - it's what's for breakfast. 00:17 Welcome to 148 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0148-monstrous/ In today's show: Contest season; band tryouts; tin-foil wrapped sodas; poor people food; cell phone hell; crime and punishment; seizure site; emo kids get punched; self-flagellation. 00:00 Theme music, it's what's for dinner. 00:18 Welcome to the show. 00:30 It's that time again. Please vote at podcastalley.com 01:00 Better yet, send us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0147-connections/ In today's show: Kim gets fooled; the mutation contest winner; parent teacher conference; love or money; Kim goes on a tour; angry teachers; vampire attack; ultimate fighting - 1st grade edition. 00:00 Welcome to the show, folks. 00:12 That's right, Kim got fooled. Again. 00:55 Don't forget, it's time to vote ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0146-fooled-again/ On today's show: listener email; Sam tries to finish school; Kim's war on weeds; an addiction tale; wife shooting - Missouri style; Florida's version of Easter; I will glady pay you $20; spring break partying. 00:00 Theme music - it makes the world a brighter place. 00:17 Welcome to 0145! 00:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0145-finish-line/ In today's show: message from Australia; Thing 3's achievement; bullying goes racist; Thing 1 gets drafted; touched by a sasquatch; pregnant boy; Rockthrower Micro Minimus; nipple crime. 00:00 The theme music. 00:18 Kim isn't actually bigger than Sam. 00:55 Kim doesn't do preproduction. 01:10 Sara from Australia shoots Sam's idea in the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0144-bigger-than-you/ On today's show: Sam wants to be a robot; Thing 2's new brain; Kim and her lists; a surprise package; parents and death; dumb schools; the TAKS results; evil on craigslist; silly pilots; Kim's speech impediment; a mutation update. 00:00 Theme music - it's soothing. Or not. 00:17 Welcome to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0143-feelings/ In this episode: The last mutation clue; spring break is over; search terms; a driving burden; Thing 1 is picky about college; teenagers and their opinions; pee bags; vampires of India; Canada vs. Gophers. 00:00 Theme music. So awesome it hurts. 00:18 Welcome back to the show, you awesome ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0142-not-nice/ In today's show: Kim's new bias; the Segway stores; cars being abandoned; Kim saves you money; bad dad; dad guilt; dad sites or the lack thereof; the US goes to war with Tulsa; hair affair; bad girls. 00:00 Theme music. Dig it. 00:17 Welcome to the show! 00:28 Kim reveals ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0141-greasemonkeys/ In this episode: inboxes; toebiters; the talent show of doom; Beethoven's C***; a parenting trick or two; Thing 3 becomes a spammer; used lip balm; scaring the kids; email etiquette; dumb girls; personal responsibility; the sea attacks. 00:00 Theme music, it's free. 00:17 Welcome back to RWTY - you guys ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0140-inbox/ Just a quick note to wish all our listeners a happy Easter. Here's a picture of the post-candy crash at Casa de RWTY. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/happy-easter/ On today's show: Kim's spring break horror; Thing 2's meltdown; hiding from your kids; Easter and the candy disaster; busted Barbie; stripper danger; sexy straws; Jericho; mutation update; the cut-off game. 00:00 Theme music. 00:17 Welcome to Spring Broke. 00:30 Kim is not enjoying her spring break. 01:00 Don't forget, people ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0139-spring-broke/ On today's show: Becoming #0; St. Patrick's Day; Man on a Stick Day; a school prank; a movie review; Sam and the 360; rocking too hard; the danger of sleeping in class; punishing the good; mold in schools, a kid tale from a listener. 00:00 Theme music. 00:17 Welcome to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0138-just-deserts/ On today's show: Team players; Thing 3's attitude; Thrillermania; webkinz invasion; the talent show; bandscam part 155; the Cranium Kabookii review; toiletgirl - not tubgirl's sister; lockdown; a very short Doomsday review. 00:00 Theme music. It's cool. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Do you know this podcast? 01:15 Be a team ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0137-thrillers/ On today's show: Thing 2 self-diagnoses via WebMD; ear infections; sleep apnea; z-packs; the best doctor; polluted birds; STDs; Mary Ann and MaryJane; the horrible truth about maraschino cherries. 00:00 Theme music 00:17 Welcome to the show! 00:50 Thanks for your votes on podcastalley, the juice on blubrry, and your emails. 01:10 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0136-im-a-doctor/ On today's show: enhanced podcasting; Kim goes to war; no vacation for Sam; after school bait-and-switch; a mutation update; Thing 2's mutation; home schooling licenses; wage disparities; placebos; tainted water. 00:00 The theme music. So glorious. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:45 Enhanced podcasts coming up. Perhaps. 01:00 iTunes or iPod only. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0135-public-opinion/ As mentioned in today's podcast, I like to do all kinds of projects from sewing to home improvement. I am currently working on couch covers for a friend whose doggie got a little frenzied in the shredding department. I'm not a professional upholsterer but I thought you might ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/upholstery-project/ In this episode: Kim channels Judas Priest; a Spanish lesson; fogged in; bullies attack Thing 3; a handicapped uprising; Kim's job; the Music Hall of Suck; the Pope brings you some new sin; politicians talk about the vajayjay; dumb scammers. 00:00 This theme music, it is so catchy. 00:17 Welcome ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0134-breakin-the-law/ On today's episode: Thing 3 and the bullies; reverse racism; reliability issues; Daylight Savings Time burns Sam; lifestyle choices; hillbillyhousewife.com; Kim burdens the UPS; breakfast of champions; sausages; monks gone wild; fake crime; vote! 00:00 Theme music - now with 100% more of the same. 00:15 Welcome to the show 00:25 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0132-make-do/ In today's episode: a mutation update; a product advisory; a teaser for some recession survival tips; ghosts and ghost busters; a shocking moment; the rise of the hexapus; American men and housework; momnesia. 00:00 My theme music has no embarrassing odor. 00:18 Welcome to the show! 01:00 The mutation update 01:30 The ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0132-5050/ The full rules can be found in 0131, but here's the short version: Contest ends 03/31. Winner, if there is one, will be announced in the 04/01 live show. No, it's not a joke. One clue will be given every week. If you join the show live, you'll hear it on Tuesday ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/kims-mutation-contest-the-rules/ In today's episode: the mutation contest rules; a quick television review; Kim gets tired of the groping; Thing 3 goes to war over a shirt; the primaries invade the schools; a brief eulogy; the Apple store meat market; Scarlett auction; Russian loves mice. 00:00 Theme music. 19:00 Kim has issues. 00:55 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0131-get-off-me/ In today's episode: family game day; board game review; internet safety tips; snow in Texas; the world collapses; follow up from 129; a Chuck E. Cheese throwdown; John McCain's lack of science; lying liars. 00:00 The theme music, it burns. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:35 Kim loses the transport ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0130-here-today-gone-tomorrow/ For most people, role-playing games are the weird little diversions that nerds and geeks enjoy with their friends in the basements of their parents' houses. For some, RPGs bring to mind funky little dice and badly painted plastic and metal models. Others see gaming as that strange, exhausting hobby that ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/gary-gygax-1938-2008-rip/ In today's episode: sleep deprivation; teenagers are aliens; a 'would you rather' scenario; paranoia; the Big Brother update; the dangers faced by exchange students; toilet baby; stripper tales. Thanks for listening! 00:00 This theme music is good. 00:17 Welcome to show 129! 00:30 Kim accuses Sam of ripping things off. 00:58 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0129-seriously/ Don't forget we'll be live over at talkshoe.com tonight at 10:00 pm ET. Join the live show for your chance to get in on the Kim's mutation contest early for your chance to win a fabulous prize. Anyone with a web-browser can join us during our live show, just by ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/live-tonight-0304-10pm-et-talkshoe/ In this show: not the mutation; dental hijinks; professionalism or the lack thereof; snap judgments; sentry guns; social animals; live music where it doesn't belong; mandatory flu vaccinations; syringes and their use; what's in your drink? 00:00 Theme music. Learn to love it. 00:16 Welcome to the show. 00:30 This is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0128-splitters/ In today's episode: Rat encounters; rodents of really unusual size; the mystery fire; the price of gaming; RWTY Game Night; reality show horror stories; game show hosts with less morals than they pretend; birth ecstasy; dirty politics; Kim's men. 00:00 It's theme music. Just sit back and enjoy ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0127-just-wrong/ On today's show: Tell a hundred friends; the price is so very wrong; the big dinner - and harrowing tales of child delivery; an Expedition to mini-Cupertino; gods changing careers; paperwork; censorship is bad. 00:00 This song, it seems familiar, somehow. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:55 If you tell ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0126-paper-chase/ In this episode: No contest - yet; hillbillies; Rockthrower returns; a request; lazy musicians; good parents = good kids; news from listener Shawn; calm and submissive; The Great Dilemma of '08; a mental palette cleanser. 00:00 It's the theme music. You should know that by now. 00:17 Welcome to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0125-not-a-contest/ Listener email: other people's kids; an idea for a new segment: more band concert gripes; a tale of two solicitors; extreme birth control for teens; an unwelcome surprise for Johnny Knoxville; Lindsay Lohan does not equal Marilyn Monroe. 00:17 Welcome to the show! 00:45 Listener email. 01:20 Sam the hypocrite. 02:20 Kim's ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0124-ball-busters/ Highlights of today's show: Television reviews; religion and girls; crying guys; the bus drill; fight to live; the eBay saga continues. 00:00 Theme music. 00:17 Welcome to the short bus. 00:38 Television show reviews. We save you time. 02:45 Darts + kids = kinda cool. 04:40 Your wife - swap her. 06:10 Who ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0123-short-bus/ Don’t forget, we’ll be recording live episodes tomorrow night at talkshoe.com. Not sure how to join us live? Check out the contact page, you slackers! http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/rwty-live-friday-022208/ Supersize; a genteel warning; computer repair for morons; going nuclear; home improvement; TB in Dallas; panic illness; libraries are for rocking; cell phone crap; monster pr0n; ending fake-out. 00:00 Theme music. Get your own. 00:17 Welcome back! 00:30 New listeners, enjoy the show! 00:57 A polite warning to the easily offended. 02:05 Kim ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0122-infected-with-dumb/ Kim gets mean; listener email; Jane Fonda let's it all hang out; dirty words; latch-key kids; scary google; government secrets; vaccinate today; handcuffed kids. 00:00 It's theme music. And it's free. 00:17 Welcome to the show! 00:45 Kim has never seen Deliverance. WTH? 01:10 Kim gets mean. 01:45 Listener email! 03:02 Listener email, part ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0121-home-alone/ The best valentine; Kim is sick; salad vs. meats; mandatory language lessons redux; sundae, bloody sundae; the paper chase; Thing 1's valentine; dirty ducks; China alert; sex vs. television. 00:00 Theme music 00:17 Welcome to the show! 00:45 Sam gives Kim the best Valentine ever. 01:35 Kim is sick. Because it was ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0120-afternoon-delight/ Mutation contest update; no Lego Nazis; mall liberation; artificial sweetners - fail; troublesome dreams; sick astronaut; hockey injury. 00:00 Theme music. 00:17 Welcome to the show! 00:35 Another Kim's Mutation contest update. 01:30 It's called polymelia. 02:20 The cure for the vaginal dentata. 02:40 Little known dental facts. 03:30 Sam spits out some contest rules, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0119-do-not-want/ $5 surprise; rude flower people; a mutation hint; kids and money; lockdown; Thing 1 is busted; a bad excuse; Sam feels the pain; stupid blog; Valentines ban; day of earnings update; thanks to our listeners! 00:00 Theme music. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:32 Chris pays up on his bet. 00:55 Flower ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0118-flower-children/ Kim's near-death experience; the best haircut ever; Kim is crabby; some guys have no sense; Kim insults Sam; greed and anti-greed; an RWTY contest teaser; forced language training; the Archbishop loses his mind; old people and knives; girls and gasoline. 00:00 Theme music - from us, to you. 00:17 Welcome ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0117-are-you-stupid/ Don't forget, we'll be recording live episodes tomorrow night at talkshoe.com.  Not sure how to join us live? Check out the contact page, you slackers! http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/rwty-live-tuesday-020908-10pm-et/ Sam's bitter; exerball tradegy; kids and Valentines; a mutation update; Day of Earnings - fail; spicy ideas that Kim hates; circumcision disaster; predatory chicks; acupuncture for your bits. 00:00 Theme music. 00:16 Welcome to the show. 00:35 Sam is bitter today. 01:30 A tragedy! 02:54 Kim's craftiness exacts a terrible price. 04:00 The Things ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0116-heartbreakers/ Strange search terms; Kim's popular cakes ; ladies, a little courtesy ; poor parenting; a terrible tale from Sam's youth; candy prices; Apple sticks it to the fans; floor time; laboratory menage a trois; Kim the cynic. 00:00 Theme music. Because we love you. 00:16 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Search ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0115-fear-and-loathing/ Sam's time-share plan; Kim's ailments and karmic retribution; Thing 3's weight loss program; Thing 3 gets hazard training; teen robbers; evil Girl Scout leaders; hair affair; welcome to our new friends and listeners. 00:00 This is our theme music. You get your own. 00:17 Welcome back to the show! 00;24 Sam's ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0114-mean-girls/ Because we are always looking for cool new people to hang out with, the RWTY family has become a contributor over at Camoosta. Camoosta is a social site geared towards parents and families, which made it a perfect fit for us. While we'll always be posting over here, you can find ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/camoosta/ We'll be recording live tonight, over at talkshoe.com. Just click the 'join now' link on our talkshoe player widget (over there to the right) and you'll be whisked through the intertubes to join us in an HTML chat room where you can listen to the show live and chat with ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/live-show-tonight-020508/ Grown-up naps; phone troubles; the hidden side of Kim; eBay bunk; rail guns - the ultimate solution to any problem; Cloverfield attacks the cable; puking kids; double dipping; SistahJ and SistahK chime in; naked mole rats. 00:00 Theme music - it will soothe you. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:40 Don't ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0113-ring-a-ling/ Best part of the weekend; storytelling 101; Thing 3 - Dexter in training; throwing the kids out; Lostus Interruptus; paralyzed toes and pitbulls; Missouri Folk Tales; lice medicine; gruesome salon. 00:00 Music. 00:18 Welcome to the show! 00:40 The best part of the weekend. 01:40 Kim's secret family and her explanation. 02:30 When ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0112-ornery/ I love Rock Band. I love playing the drums on Rock Band. I love the song "Don't Fear the Reaper." And yet, somehow, this combination of love has become a thing of hate. I am so stuck on this tier on the Hard Drum Solo tour that I can't figure out ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/rock-band-the-wail-of-shame/ Plague bearers; Sam errs; nose douche; notes for Australia; ridiculous winds; some people are just dumb; old school teaching; Canadians; stealing organs; a pen for stupid kids. 00:00 This song, it is so familiar. 00:18 Welcome to the apocalypse. 00:54 Illness has overtaken the house. 01:15 Sam makes a serious error in ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0111-apocalypse/ Two minute movie review; Thing 2 breaks the bank; listener email; Kim's secret family; Sam's job; zombie computer; kids vs. clowns; intardweb assassins; the sky is falling! 00:00 Theme music - good for what ails ya. 00:17 Welcome to episode 110! 00:30 A brief review of Harsh Times, the movie. 01:00 What ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0110-harsh-times/ A new insurance fiasco; Kim's mom, ageism; Sam goes over his quota; the Moment of Truth; drug smuggling prostitutes; win a date with a bad guy; USA swipes some Brit kids; deadly folk medicines. 00:00 Theme music - it's what's for dinner. 00:17 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:55 Insurance ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0109-customer-service/ Starbucks sabotage; listener email; wife swap; hamster down; computer woes; misplaced eyeballs; hot dogs; sub/dom misfires. 00:00 You know what this is. 00:17 Starbucks tries to end the show. 01:27 Listener email. 02:35 Kim's faith in other people is totally misplaced. 03:30 Wife Swap. Stop being silly, people. 05:50 Chef takes a dirt nap. 08:00 Another ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0108-circle-of-life/ The death of voicemail; shopping with Thing 3; Kim throws down; the overnighter; Sam's apology; bad parents part 1 hojillion; Kim gets old; cheap gas; unwanted probings; the nightmare of hospital billing. 00:00 The theme music. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 01:00 The voicemail thing is going away on 02/15. We're working ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0107-girl-problems/ Winter in Texas; ToadyJoe calls in; the best winter ever; dog crap; homeless man rampages; a pre-Valentine's day poem; Cloverfield review; Garth's panty party; dangerous anatomy facts. 00:00 Theme music - feel the power. 00:17 Welcome to the show. It's cold. 00:41 Please tell me that it's warm somewhere. 01:00 A call from ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0106-deep-freeze/ How Sam thought the show would die; Kim is scary, Thing 1 is up to no good; boo for Valentine's Day; a message to the ladies; Thing 2 protests Oprah; Time Warner is mean; spaper airplanes; emergency room waits. 00:00 Music! 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:20 How Sam thought the show ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0105-stupid-cupid/ Fan comments; good teachers and bad; the scooter incident; Guinea Pig on Sci-Fi; magicians; don't pee on your mom; bladder control. 00:00 Theme music 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:38 We do our research. 00:48 Comments from the fans. 01:40 Putting the teacher thing in perspective. 02:50 Why we're so negative. 03:40 Laugh, it's good for ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0104-bite-me/ Kim's withdrawal; peer mediation; smokin' weeds; celebrity rehab; celebrities on 'roids; UFOs over Texas; the end of television; a bonus bit on the zombie apocalypse; our feelings about Prison Break. 00:00 This is our theme music. There are other them songs, but this one is ours. 00:17 Welcome back to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0103-withdrawal-symptoms/ Yeah, we know. You can't get to our shows. You can't hear them in all their delicious awesomeness. Unfortunately, our host's content server is currently being replaced/upgraded/resurrected after suffering a meltdown/attack by Clover/stroke. We've been told it should be up soon. Think of it like this - when it comes back ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/talkshoe-down-mayday/ Injuries and porn; crazy twin talk; Ft. Worth pimpstress; check out the library; good news and bad news; Sam's medical issue. 00:00 Welcome to the show! 00:17 Don't forget - the show's live every Tuesday and Friday. 00:55 American Gladiator - pure awesome. 02:25 From pr0n star to rodeo bull rider. 03:03 The ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0102-dirty-love/ A special announcement; listener email; Kim and the cereal; an end to blackmail; cleaning vortex; first worst story of 2008; cannibals; Chuck E. Cheese is not daycare. Call us: 214.431.5051! 00:00 Theme music. Again. 00:17 Welcome to the show! 00:40 A special announcement. 01:20 A listener email from Derek. 02:20 Suddeny, it all ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0101-mosh-pit/ Our 100th episode - we look back at the top 5 episodes of the first 100. 00:00 The theme music, it burns. 00:17 Welcome to show 100! 00:33 How Sam almost got killed. 01:15 Could Kim have done a Eulogy episode for Sam? 02:50 The fifth most popular episode - Divided We Stand. 04:00 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0100-super-sized/ Kim bags on Sam; check out the new talkshoe.com; a hello to our European fans; the worst screenplay idea ever; Kim's real feelings; Thing 3 the klepto; childhood clothing horrors; reverse racism; stem cells. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 This theme music, it is so enticing. 00:16 Welcome to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0099-good-enough/ Kim's contribution; American Gladiator; Kim should be a coach; get your PS3 now; Apple and downloaded movies; why we don't use NetFlix; worst movie of 2007; best movie of 2007; breastfeeding; milk and prostate cancer; Kim's biology lesson. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 This theme music, it seems familiar. 00:17 On ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0098-got-milk/ So here come the first of my resolution updates - you can see my graphs after the jump. Now, the interesting thing about this is that these graphs will change automagically over time - so you can always just come right back to this post to see how I'm doing. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/sams-resolution-update/ The melting pot; baby factories; Kim the hippy; the Hannah Montana controversy; a dog story; a resolution for mom's the world over. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 It's the theme music. 00:17 Welcome to the show! 00:25 Like the show? Tell someone! 01:20 Sam describes where he lives. 01:50 The baby factories. 02:50 How ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0097-mommy-dearest/ Sam pimps the blubrry; a hint about episode 100; the fast food disaster; OTB - the final chapter; TV reviews; Kim insults Sam; a dentata movie; crazy lawyer chick; the Victor Garber/Jennifer Garner conspiracy. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Ah, the intro. How we like you. 00:16 Welcome to the show. 00:40 Sam ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0096-crazy-chicks/ We're podcasting live tonight, over at talkshoe, 10pm ET. Anyone can dial (724) 444-7444, enter 33887, then press 1# to join the show; it is worth it to become a talkshoe member, just for the chat, though. As a member you can also use shoephone, their free VOIP client, and ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/rwty-live-010408/ Resolutions for 2008; tips for a stronger marriage; a bonsai misunderstanding; Rock Band - mixed feelings; diva issues; the power of no sleep; holiday fights. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Theme music - it's so awesome. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:40 Resolutions for 2008. 01:30 Talk about your own resolutions on ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0095-a-look-ahead/ Welcome back to the show; too-tight man stories; listener email; a New Year's tradition; highs and lows of 2007; Christmas loot; stealing from fundraisers; the FBI and a really old case. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Theme music 00:17 Welcome back to the show after our ten day hiatus. 00:40 Another ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0094-a-look-back/ Now that the holidays are more or less behind us, we'll be back to our regularly scheduled podcasting tomorrow, Tuesday, at 10pm ET on Talkshoe. Join us for discussions about the year past, resolutions for the year to come, and our usual look at life. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/back-tomorrow/ Thing 3's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Read by Thing 3 Music - Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies CC Licensed courtesy of www.incompetech.com http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0093-the-night-before-christmas/ Building traditions; fake trees; LED lights; advent calendars; gift opening etiquette; the screaming monkey gift; a terrible prank; bad presents; cardamom bread; the plastic surgeon; batteries. Happy Holidays! 00:00 Theme music - it's filled with stars. 00:18 Welcome to the show. 00:34 Building traditions for the holidays. 01:50 When the Christmas season ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0092-tradition/ Kim doesn't shop in stores; Thing 3's Christmas party problems; a solution for the burned-out teacher problem; too-tight wife man; problems with being poor; Kim's Christmas party memory; Sam's Christmas party memory; have a great Christmas! 00:00 Theme music - it's awesome! 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:30 A special thanks ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0091-christmas-party/ Kim learns how to rock; Rock Band is awesome; what can Brown jack up for you; a more in-depth Rock Band review; Kim gets angry; the wii gift card deal; the scarcity of GH3; India and hacking off body parts. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Theme music - free ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0090-rawk-out/ The problem with nostrils; a 12 Days update; Kim explains a gift; too many birds; an illness update; Neti Pot rescue; vaccine issues; women can drown in a tub full of air; a new show promotion idea. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Them music, yay! 00:16 Welcome to the show. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0089-nostril-play/ Group projects; sad news from Australia; too many kids; the pissing contest; small town gross; inappropriate Sunday School; a Christmas miracle; a family revelation; books Sam should write. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 It's theme music, all the time! 00:17 Welcome to the show! 00:50 Thing 2's teachers are all into group projects. 01:45 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0088-quitters/ Listener email; Kim can be trying; principals who suck; Junior Class Curse; Sarah from Australia; Kim's drug problem; advice for prostitutes; fake hands are creepy; Kim gets schooled on pr0n. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 The theme music, it's awesome. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:31 An email from Ron. 01:20 Living ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0087-the-sting/ I have Rock Band. You'll all be lucky to get a single show between now and Christmas. Unfortunately, I have to keep it a secret from the Things. So I'll spend most of my time trying to figure out how to mute the drums, somehow, because they are damn near as ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/i-am-a-rock-god/ Sam shops for books; training CTU agents; the power of video games; the crushing disappointment of Speed Racer; Kim gets mad; vaccinations are important, dummy; time travel. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 The theme music - it burns us, precious. 00:16 Welcome to the show! 00:30 How Sam shops for books. 01:00 A ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0086-pop-culture/ Charity begins at home; Thing 2's superpower; animal shelter con games; grandma neutered the cat; cannibal fear; Kim's loaves and fishes; the sweater project; the dark side of charity; the evil of United Way, the dark days. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Theme music. 00:17 Welcome to the show. 00:50 Charity begins ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0085-giving-it-up/ Sam twists the words; the end of the orphanhood; infidelity from the past; crappy presents; stupid medicine; honey is good; Senator Craig redux; Joe Horn follow-up. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Theeeeme music, whoa-oooo-ooo-ooo theeeeeme music. 00:17 Sam twists things. 00:50 What is up with Episode 0051? You guys are ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0084-reading-between-the-lines/ Kim's big adventure; how to prepare for trips; the 'free' ticket; crack whores and babies; Kim and the Jedi mind trick; racism in Texas; the Santa bomb; teachers pushing their luck. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Theme music - how can you live without it? 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Kim's ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0083-sux-flags/ Grouchy neighbors; the deluge; more neighbor stories; evictions; creepy old people; the $350,000 ring; the Castle Doctrine in action. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Play that funky theme music. 00:17 Welcome to the show! 00:40 Our neighbor contributes to the show, unbeknownst to himself. 01:35 A swamp in your yard is not my ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0082-neighborly-love/ Thing 2 becomes an entrepreneur; childhood jobs; scheduling difficulties; theme park advice; poor little rich kids; rich little poor kids. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Theme music - it's what's for dinner. 00:18 Welcome to the show, we're all digital again. 00:50 Thing 2 becomes an entrepreneur. 02:15 It's all about the psychology ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0081-time-is-money/ Sam is sick; the vacation curse; adventures in crafts; BBC America to the rescue; Heroes and Dexter; spray-on condoms; exploding crotches. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Theme music, it's theme music for yoooou. 00;15 Welcome to the show. 00:25 Sam's sick. Nearly dead. 00:55 Sam's on Vacation. Not that you can tell. 01:25 The ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0080-ill-health/ RWTY TV #0 is up; Thing 3's blackmail drama continues; a paper shortage at RWTY Central; the Marshmallow Boy; Kim's childhood weirdness; Sam was a nerd, too; the dangers of flying machetes; Sesame Street - not for kids. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 The theme music, it just gets ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0079-the-paper-chase/  Christmas traditions from the RWTY studios; real vs. fake; obnoxious holiday decorations; the scariest news story ever; penguins, dirty rotten penguins. Call us - 214.431.5051! Check out the Nightmare Before Christmas Tree, after the jump. 00:00 Theme music - it's jazzy. 00:15 Welcome to the show! 00:35 Some Christmas traditions from the RWTY ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0078-tis-the-season/ Triptophan poisoning; Alton Brown is a puss; Black Friday sucked; the interwebs fail; Kim's big freebie; whining Romantics; Dr. Jan Adams is teh suk; rich folks often choose poorly. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Dig the groovy theme music. 00:16 Welcome to the show! 00:25 Triptophan poisoning. 00:50 The turkeys survived frying, as ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0077-post-turkey-blahs/ The disaster begins; emergency numbers should be correct; modern science = FAIL; crappy plumbers; copper pipe is actually made of gold; Sam makes an error; Kim goes primitive; the guy next door; all's well, sort of. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 That theme music, it is so catchy. 00:15 Welcome ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0075-watershed/ Lakshmi's revenge; god's listening; the Thing 3 sleepover; the Things go to war; Thing 2 becomes an activist; hate speech is okay - sometimes; family tree = stupid; what China does with its condoms. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Theme music - it's for the kids. 00:15 Cyclonic action - where ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0074-cyclonic-action/ Thing 2's field trip week; Wolfgank Puck disses the kids; marble boobies; Thing 1's field trip thrill; stop treating your kids like babies; wwaaaah, work is hard; Kim kills the dreams of childhood; venereal disease round-up. Call us - 214.431.5051. 00:00 Theme music - it's awesome! 00:15 Welcome to the show ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0073-grow-up/ Ghettocast continues; the haircut from hell; Hellbilly Family; Lockdown vs. Nuclear War drills; the latest band scam; sleazy Wii sales tactics; Turkey Flu; Chinese hard drives of doom; Kim takes a stand. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Hey, people, it's a show! 00:15 Welcome to episode 0072 - sorry for the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0072-just-cut-it/ Kim renames the episode; why we missed a live episode; listener email; how to fry a turkey; the dangers of frying a turkey; birth of the turcon; Thing 1's green-eyed monster; Thing 3's wierdness; orphans-to-be; Kim wants pictures! Call us - 214.431.5051 00:00 Check out the theme music. 00:15 Kim renames ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0071-stuff-it/ Well, we're back, more or less. We're now back to doing the show just the way we did the early episodes - on a cheap Behringer mixer, straight into the Line In on the trusty computer. New episodes should start again later today, though doing live shows is going to be ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/ghettocast-for-the-win/ You may have noticed we weren't online for our scheduled podcast. This would be because we had what can best be described as a catastrophic hardware failure. We hope to be back online soon with new shows - stay tuned! http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/keeerash/ Kim slams the gibliners; school controversy, contracts with minors; Kim gives you one chance; Leroy Jenkins; spider baby mutilation; WWJDIHCBAYCOHL; fat is the new healthy; vaccines gone wild; next episode - turkeys! Call us -214.431.5051! 00:00 Show tunes! 00:18 Welcome to the show. Sorry gibliners! 01:00 The school controversy begins again. 02:30 Either ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0070-you-are-mistaken/ We're podcasting live every Tuesday and Friday, over at talkshoe, 10pm ET. Anyone can dial (724) 444-7444, enter 33887, then press 1# to join the show; it is worth it to become a talkshoe member, just for the chat, though. As a member you can also use shoephone, their ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/rwty-live-111307/ Kim's bad trip; accents - hot or not; bubble gum fetish; more great news from China; mama danger; tuberose hazards; Kim and the 12 Days of Christmas. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Fancy theme music - don't you dig it? 00:18 Kim shoots down the name of the show. 00:45 Kim has ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0069-oral-fixation/ Kim's tired of the family; cooking with the Things; the momma martyr; separation anxiety for Thing 3; Tuberose Thursday, courtesy of Kim; a new phase of post-adolescent BS; the Cherry Pit; writers on the picket line; pimp our show! Call us - 214.431.5051 00:00 We need some new theme music - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0068-my-space/ Parking lots are not for smoking; the problem with abstinence; volunteer abuse; Playstation hate crime; iPods at school; a new show motto; Tuberose Tuesday; Kim gets up in people's faces. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Check out the fun theme music. 00:18 Welcome to the show. 00:20 Kim isn't dumb. 00:45 The show is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0067-dumb-and-pregnant/ The final '07 Halloween cast; the rules; elementary school criminals; Kim wants heelies; Thing 1 has a problem; news about boobs; leave your students alone, teachers; maybe Kim IS immoral; review us at iTunes. Call us: 214.431.5051! 00:00 Check the fancy intro music. 00:17 Welcome to the show! 01:20 The last Halloween update ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0066-boobs/ Kim's plea to the audience; mini Black Friday; Bath and Bodyworks goes sexay; a perfume we probably don't need; the truth about stupid kids; pregnant chicks who smoke; Kim gets mean; mighty mice! Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Hear the awesome theme music. 00:17 Welcome to the show, old and new listeners. 00:50 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0065-planning-ahead/ We're podcasting live tonight, over at talkshoe, 10pm ET. Anyone can dial (724) 444-7444, enter 33887, then press 1# to join the show; it is worth it to become a talkshoe member, just for the chat, though. You can also use shoephone, their free VOIP client, and there's no ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/live-show-tonight-nov-2nd/ After successfully completing NaNoWriMo last year, I'm off to the races again. This time, though, I have a purpose. All the Things 2 enamored of the  Twilight series of books by Stephenie Meyers. If you're a parent of a tween, pre-teen, or teenage girl, these books are probably in your house ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/nanowrimo-go/ Thing Three's rebellious nature; a rodent invasion scare; accusations of immorality from Thing One; how Sam got kicked out of church; a volunteer opportunity goes haywire; parrot news and innovations; Call us at 214-431-5051! 00:00 Welcome to the show! 00:17 Kim and Sam are immoral. 00:35 Seriously, what is up with episode 0051? 01:35 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0064-immorality-play/ Hey folks, we've seen what I'd consider a significant increase in listeners this week, but I can't figure out where you all came from. Now, it seems like most of you are coming into RWTY through episode 0051, and we'd like to know how you found us.  So, if you're ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/welcome-new-listeners/ What's up with episode 0051; bragging about Thing 2; the challenges of the gifted kid; things Kim doesn't like; sibling rivalry tips wanted; Kim's new segment; more trouble from China; return of the magic ass; parenting secrets. Call us - 214.431.5051! 00:00 Welcome to the show! 00:18 Sam has a question about ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-