http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com The family podcast for adults Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:43:44 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en On today's show: Pandora's box; bank part two; bug attack; killer bull; psycho; fingernail clippers from hell; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than having a blind cat. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, here's your $50. 01:00 Kim is Pandora. 01:30 Stop eating all my food, kids. 02:30 Also, stop ruining ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0397-meets-the-eye/ On today's show: Go-carts; 911 experience; Sam gets temporarily robbed; let me just borrow this; ambulance looting;  prostitutes; dumb people; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you want it. 00:55 Just deserts. 01:25 Being single is harder than you think. 01:40 call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0396-thievery/ On today's show: Man skirts; celebrity death march; idolatry; flesh peeling; this is certainly suspicious activity; drink like a fish; stabbing awake; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will do things to you. 00:20 Skirts - do guys really need to wear them? 01:30 Flapping in he wind does not ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0395-wrongness/ On today's show: Don't miss the live shows; Kim's ride; selling on Craigslist; buying from Craigslist; chips for sex; cheeto attack; not pregnant - here's your dollar; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you like it. 00:15 Welcome back, Amish. 00:45 Sam hides the jokes from Kim sometimes. 01:10 Don't ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0394-chips-and-dips/ On today's show: Angry email; spam; crybaby matinee; rogue governor; prison is hard; crazy prison tales; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - not quite as nice as a million dollars. 00:15 The show, you're welcome to it. 00:45 Everyone has an opinion, but some of them are wrong. 01:00 Call us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0393-opinions/ On today's show: Sunburn; listener email; Thing 1 takes a ride; idiot kids; splitting up on TV; Planet of the Knife-Wielding Ape; pinning it on the kid; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, a soothing oatmeal bath for your itchy soul. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, we're not picky. 00:45 Kim's ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0392-doing-things/ On today's show: Motorcycle dreams; a movie review; yardwork; sunburns; dodgeball drama; vigilante mayor; organ donor states; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - curse what ails ya. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, slackers. 00:45 Kim's motorcycle dream. 01:50 Kim can make anything lame. 03:20 15 mph is the maximum allowable speed in ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0391-warning/ On today's show: We're talking about you; brokeback couch; fumigation; lazy little monkeys; garage sales; parking tickets; common sense dress codes; pr0n surprise; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for your nerves and whatnot. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:30 We're talking about you. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0390-saleing/ On today's show: A word of warning; remakes; ceiling fans; our wild cat;  GPS destroys a home; no test is perfect; prehistoric microbe of doom; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - scratching the itch you can't reach. 00:15 A word of caution to science. 00:50 Kim flashes back. 01:15 Do not re-make ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0389-science/ On today's show: Showtime; getting healthy; DDR; Weeds; Nurse Jackie; OCD kids; Thing 1 gets a lecture; losing your diploma; 56 and 3; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you freaks. 00:40 Things you miss when you aren't at the live show. 01:50 Some things are pretty ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0388-teen-scene/ On today's show: Environmental douche; Steak n Shake; guns and god; roadside monsters; daughter prostitutes; prostitutes in the neighborhood; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, it's like that. 00:20 Sam is very inappropriate. 00:50 There are probably limits to how many children you should have. 01:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0387-opposites-attract/ On today's show: technical difficulties; the economy; spring cleaning; room makeover; serial killer in the making; hit by a meteor; feeding mishap; throwing out an arm; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - now with 100% more technical difficulties. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you love us. 01:00 The ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0386-migrating/ On today's show: Mistakes; Kim rides; the SAT; the long ride; te shroomhunter; HOA hornblower; super-pranker; Kung Fu disappointment; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Just because we feel like it. 00:15 Not everyone needs kids. 01:00 Kim takes a ride. 01:20 Kim just needs to get used to it. 02:30 Sam can never ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0385-below-average/ On today's show: Different opinions; painting a room; family email harassment; you are not clever enough; mom costs a pinkie; running over mom; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a shot of awesome right into your hypothalamus. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:40 Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0384-parents-and-kids/ On today's show: Land of the Lost; discrimination; fire-setting as a form of protest; pigs for crack; faking your job; reality tv; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than silence. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:00 Land of the Lost - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0383-memories/ On today's show: Weary; Bart calls in; butt issues; The Talk; Pound-a-Punk; Ranch Dressing and coins; twitter can hurt you; birthday wishes; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, there's nothing quite like it. 00:15 Welcome back, sorry about the lack of a Saturday night show. 01:00 An economic plan involving organs. 01:25 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0382-the-talk/ On today's episode: Hernias; fix-it girl; stress from work; suicide fail; beating the addiction; cutting off the junk; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a lick on the eyeball. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, inappropriate exposers. 01:30 Kim learns about goatse. 01:50 Low-speed internet saved much pain. 02:50 Some parts of ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0381-works/ On today's show:  Stinky people; respect mah authoritay; awards; punishing the good; zombie arrest; noble crime; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a javelin in the brain. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Sam should not think so much. 01:30 Smell is important. 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:20 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0380-recognize/ On today's show: The laundromat adventures; Kim rides; the baby human shield; don't pee on the geyser; the digital tv conversion issue; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so poignant it might make you cry. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:20 The ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0379-clean-up/ Band meeting in the dark; Kim makes a deal with the Debil; unexpected life lessons for Thing 3; a dangerous game of strip rocking; poisoned balls; and some mighty fine dinner rolls.  Call us at 206.339.7482 No notes today!  Sorry! http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0378-bartertown/ On today's show: Thing 1 will never drive; homework assistance; old-timey brothers; field day prep; banquets; killer chips; asking for a beating; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that's right. 00:15 Welcome back, drivers. 00:30 Thing 1 will never be able to drive if she keeps up like this. 01:50 How would ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0377-take-the-wheel/ On today's show: Revolving vagina; child abandonment; terrible tattoo; mongrel babies; cell phone bribery; get off the bridge; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Not quite as nice as a new motorcycle. 00:15 Stay tuned - this story is just nutso. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Thanks for being our sponsor, Amazon. 02:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0376-babies-daddies/ On today's show: Motorcycle podcast search; flashback drink; rude teens; police quotas; showers are for wimps; jumping snake; on the lam; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - because it rocks. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:25 Sam is looking for a motorcycle podcast to listen to. 01:00 People are just up ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0375-up-to-no-good/ On today's show: The bad start; divorce proof; Daniel calls in; the new motorcycle; insurance companies suck; the brokedown washing machine; watch where you sit; kid shopping; meat cleavers; cal us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - enough to make your ears bleed. 00:15 This is not how you want to start ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0374-have-a-day/ On today's show: Computer fisting; back scratching hate; fly invasion; earth movers; foodsplosion; get it on; my eyes, my legs; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - gets you moving, moving. 00:15 Welcome back, people of the world. 00:30 Computers are not friendly. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Why ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0373-assaulting/ On today's show: Online dating; getting sucked back in; bartering for band; loose bills; living at home; technical issues. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will definitely get the job done. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you swingers. 00:30 Kim doesn't know what she's talking about. 01:00 Kim is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0372-dollar-signs/ On today's show: Bart 2 calls in; King Tut; epipens; like rain on your field trip day; shock the monkeys; wear your underwear; lacrosse coke; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you can't live without it. 00:15 Kim's a lightweight. 01:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0371-field-tripping/ On today's show: Sad Sam; Daniel calls; Thing 1's eyeballs; self-pleasuring to the max; pay-for-play pregnancy; nudging people with a car; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music will not cause cancer. We don't think. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you crazy people. 00:30 Sam was sad, now he's not. 01:30 Stop doing ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0370-doing-it-wrong/ On today's show: Raising kids; dealing with the police; trip to the toy store; parenting failure; gunplay; girl fight; birthing man; zombie ants; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Better than a lot of things that are worse than it. 00:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:00 Kim deals ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0369-childrearing/ On today's show: Overload; school administrators; Kim gets harassed; prom abuse; elevators are not clown cars; fire is never really a prank; the price of CAPS; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Whatever. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Sam is unprepared. 00:40 We are overwhelmed. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0368-creeps/ On today's show: We're teaching here; Sam is a bad dad; motorcycle riding; the gas nazi; the KFC explosion; rodent attack; bad orders; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - makes you feel good. 00:15 Welcome to the show, everyone. 01:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Sam was a ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0367-customer-service/ On today's show:  Star Trek; Dokapon Kingdom; birth control; prom night; everybody get footloose; bad prom souvenir; extreme grilling; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 00:15 Sam settles the Star Trek debate forever. 01:00 Sam plans to re-enact the Prom Night movie. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:40 Perhaps the best video ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0366-prom-night/ On today's show: Spies, custom viruses; the big birthday; DVR failure; Thing 3, the spy; bird smuggler; fat wax; hey, that's my house; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it rocks your socks. 00:15 Our listeners wreck a lot. 00:40 Sam's not really a spy. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0365-spy-games/ On today's show:  Tough being a dad; birthday business; being a Hooters girl; fighting kids; crazy old man; kid zapper; First Lady on the street; two years! Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm blanket for your soul. 00:15 Welcome, welcome, puppy kickers. 00:35 Sam holds a grudge. A ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0364-birthday-bashing/ On today's show: Thing 1 plans to move; the almost literal buzzkill; Cowboy collapse; Goldmother; devil woman; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it's like a shot of adrenaline in your brain. 00:15 The show - welcome to it. 00:50 Hello Kitty - now for your lady parts. Contest 01:40 Thing 1 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0363-old-age/ On today's show: pandemic; buy this; spaghetti potluck; Thing 2 and directions; Rat Tail Rob; China vs. Mexico; the car has stopped; rat attack; cal us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - hotter than Hello Kitty's special toy. 00:15 No swine flu, listeners. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Do ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0362-conflugration/ On today's show: Magic problems; nudity; the trip to Ikea; the power of gorilla glue; dentists; stop running or drown; I'm having a bad day; cannibals; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. 00:30 The problem with magic. 02:10 Deadliest Catch - best reality show ever. 02:20 Call us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0361-magic/ On today's show: Maude, RIP; black cat; college idiots; I don't work here; pig disease; cricket invasion; on the lam; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. 00:15 Welcome back, you crazy child actors. 00:50 Old people pretending to be in high school are a little weird. 01:10 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0360-spin/ On today's show: Sterilization - fun for all; Texas gardening; virus kid; overmedication; butt burning; baby tattoos; cure for cancer = boobs; call us - 206.339.7482. No show notes today - deal! http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0359-nursing/ On today's show: Evil children; lizardnapped!; Thing 1 becomes a monster; get out of the living room; selling a kid;  bibles in the school; crappy doctors; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - much better for you than swine flue. 00:25 Children, we're tired of them. 01:00 Sam has decided that he ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0358-get-out/ On today's show: Secrets; double-booked; nursing problems; safety patrol; dentistry; government excess; field trip; the Hitler connection; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. It is what it is. 00:15 Welcome, peoples. Welcome to the circus. 00:30 Go ahead and send us your secrets. 01:55 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Kim ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0357-poor-planning/ On today's show: Hypnotism; listener email; fasting; the power of Suze Orman; FBI peepers; fake waiters; when strippers attack; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Like a warm motorcycle between your legs. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, strippers. 00:45 Hyp-MO-tized. 01:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:20 James' advice about motorcycles - you win. 01:50 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0356-illusions/ On today's show: Boom! Headshot; Indiana Dave calls in; ringworm is gross; mean kid; Thing 1 attacks; better with blood; phone harassment; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than a headshot. 00:15 Boom! Headshot. 00:45 Sam declares his favorites. 00:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:10 Voicemail from Indiana ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0355-headshot/ On today's show: Motorcycle shopping; vasectomies; not a library; bad dad; dentists who suck; flexible but dumb; stupid attacker; seeya, hero; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - much better than a shattered molar. 00:20 Sam needs a bigger bike. 01:45 This will not be the color. 02:00 Do not buy your wife ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0354-douchebaggery/ On today's show: Pirate zombies; taterchuter; stalker lady; karate master; house of the dead; lungfir; Aladdin gets insulted;  the religion of rockthrower; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you loves it. 00:15 Zombies, always welcome. 00:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:20 Thing 1 becomes a hootard. 02:20 The taterchuter. 03:00 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0353-disrespect/ On today's show: Headers; craigslist finds; experimentation; would you rather; sleeping around; underage drinking and you; biting people; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm slice of banana bread. 01:10 The header requires no changes. 01:20 Craigslist oddities. 02:20 Guys, don't buy your wife a motorcycle that looks like this. 03:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0352-orientation/ On today's show: Children; Chuck calls in; licensing failure; crawdad pincer fights; Thing 3 the devil; nasty massage; seed harvest; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it hits you just right. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:50 Sam the Reaper. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Ah, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0351-harvest/ On today's show: Prostitution; listener voice mail; Thing 3 grows up; the ham journey; Thing 1 feels neglected; sword fighting; fart fighting; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - because it is awesome. 00:15 Welcome, crackheads. 00:30 And prostitutes. 00:45 This is not true about Thing 3. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Chuck calls ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0350-conflict/ On today's show: Too many rules; listener email; fighting with substitutes; Kim in danger; pills at school; duct tape punishments; husband hunting; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for the children. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Stop enforcing stupid rules. 01:30 How will the kids ever learn? 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:05 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0349-rules/ On today's show: Sam is dumb; Amy sends an email; Craig's list; the swingers; drunk breastfeeding; worst reality series ever; stupid shoplifters; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it gets your motor running. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:25 Sam forgets which episode he's recording. 01:00 Sorry the show was a ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0348-reality-check/ On today's show:  Listener voice mail; Thing 2 gets older; the swimming party; birthday dinner; fundraiser screwjob; stupid people and textbooks; sexing up the vacuum; broken junk; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so tasty. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you awesome people. 00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0347-celebration/ On today's show: Diseased; yelling sudafed man; Kim vs. the interwebs; Sam loses his mind, Chris calls in; spanking is not allowed; ER Abuse; too big for your own good; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - like a splash of vinegar water. 00:15 Sam is off his game. 00:30 What happens ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0346-infected/ On today's show: Kid labor; unexpected blood fountain; your fluids are not welcome; the Reba story; winners; deadly burger; insurance junk; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - this is not a virus. 00:15 Welcome back, people with baginas. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Thing 3 the beadmaker. 03:20 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0345-blood-money/ On today's show: Don't be a dick; dddog calls in with lady troubles; Thing 3 and the sock; open call; this kind of threat is a bad idea; stupid crooks; lord of the cats; parasites; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it incites the mind to groove. 00:45 It's okay ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0344-superstars/ On today's show: Exotic animals; evil girlfriend; prom sluts; the class pet comes to visit; early-morning teacher conference; don't poot on the bus; beer11; shamwOUCH; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like the calm before the storm. 00:50 The dragon lady - a little bit of sexy, a lot of ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0343-dragons/ On today's show: Angry listeners; listener email; unpopular attitudes; blood donation; vampires of Boston; driving kids; farm drivers; GPS idiocy; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - gooey, like warm caramel in your ear. 00:15 Welcome back, all you people with anger issues. 01:15 There are some biological issues that affect some ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0342-bloodbath/ On today's show: Pre-show; curfews; air pollution; leg smoother; prom dresses; romantic gestures gone wrong; dancing with the teacher; talking to your spouse; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - all the better to hear you with. 00:15 Boobs - we talk about them. 01:00 No one asked Sam if they could ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0341-prom-prep/ On today's show: Pyromania; boob growth; Meldrick calls in; LA for the summer; death and dumb; job pain; so what are we doing here?; boob thief; who pays taxes?; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - perfect on a rainy day. 00:15    Welcome back to the show, adults. 01:00 There can be ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0340-boobidiots/ On today's show: Thing 3's concerns; Kim and the mosquitoes; Sam goes skating; the wipeout; decriminalizing the nasty; two wives, one neighborhood; pictures on your puter; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - better than pollen in your nose. 00:15 Welcome welcome. Unless you're a vampire. 00:50 Kim does not, in fact, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0339-going-down/ On today's show: Welcome, welcome; tell a friend; attack birds; toll roads; mall drama; passing the turn; you have to eat that; evil parents; cage fighting in school; Dollhouse is good now; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - a little of this and a little of that. 00:45 Sorry if ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0338-cornered/ On today's show: Goats; the sleepover; ghetto mimic; unclean; home alone; Kim presents; robbing the karateman; prison vengeance; economic forces; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - because it's spring. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 01:00 Kim decides what is okay. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 The sleepover, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0337-lessons-learned/ On today's show: Beauty; Adam calls in; staph eye; spring bee attack; tattoos; wacky pope; FL is down with the beast sex; mom pimps son; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - makes it all better. 00:15 Welcome to the show, you pervs. 00:30 A cure for a common problem. 00:50 No one ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0336-body-issues/ On today's show: Babies fight cobras; technical difficulties and a cry for help; how to make kids dumb; skating party; inadvertent poisoning; just relax; artificial insemination gone really wrong; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it is what it is. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you happy people. 00:40 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0335-skatetards/ On today's show: A very special day; Wal-Mart voicemail; rock-throwing monkey; house problems; classmate issues; the lost coat; BB gun discipline; the special M&M; sexy fun times end; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will soothe even a savage breast. 00:20 A very special day. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:05 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0334-punishment/ On today's show: School projects; Thing 1 creates havoc; the Boy pays; the school lottery; college field trip; gas prices for your neighbor; devil buddy; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - warm and fuzzy on a rainy spring day. 00:15 Ah, school projects, boo. 00:50 Kim makes a good point. 01:00 But ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0333-learning/ On today's show: Cursing is back, Kim and the doctor; CAPS; loser Lexus; line cutter; pee drinks; the gas line; finally some justice; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - more potent than 00:15 No Cursing week is officially over. Thank goodness. 01:15 Sam's jobs have pretty much always required cursing. 01:50 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0332-caps/ On today's show: Sam's throat explodes; too much surly; nudity;  listener email; the awful girlfriend; Thing 3 plans a change; drive-in fun; teeth; give me my McNubbins; why 8 kids is too many; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - such thrilling composition. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:20 Throatsplosion. 00:40 What ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0331-annoyed/ On today's show: Kim slacks; men haters; Teacher Chick calls in; Thing 2 makes a stand; button masher; toy demolition; whacked retailers; stupid robbers; Barbie outlaw; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - because we're thinking of you. 00:20 Sam feels tantrumish. 00:45 Episode 3 of no-cursing week. Brace yourselves, gratuitous cursing ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0330-slackerly/ On today's show: Kim fails to curse; a potential guest; PE; fearpuke; on the job training; the great red tide; picture this; licenses are for pussies; being a wife; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for your underpants. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, it's curse-free episode #2. 00:30 Kim is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0329-rights/ On today's show: Sam cleans up; Left 4 Dead; TAKS; punishing the smart; menaced by a bobcat; held hostage; attacked by a crazy man; Sam banks; dead guy in a car; camera madness; kitty bong; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - now with less cursing. 19:00 No cursing from Sam ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0328-testing/ On today's show: Kim's sock issue; drunkard's float; Shawn yells at Sam; Thing 3's socks; buying video games; Kim's sweatshop; boobs at the wheel; how to keep warm in your car; kids for cockatoos; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than chocolate. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0327-sweatsocks/ On today's show: listener email; rowdy listeners; nerd bowl; poor preparation; the swingers; camcorder jerks; placenta dumping grounds; bad medicine; mermaid; mutant healing factor; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just  little something extra. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, we know you missed us. 00:45 Get ready for the nerd ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0326-nerd-bowl/ On today's show: Sling Blade; the concert; uniforms from hell; the swingers; the schedule; bus dealer; poison food; the family that prays together; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just for you. 00:15 Oh, no, another concert. 00:50 Sling Blade - Kim loves it, Sam has never seen it. 01:30 Sam tries ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0325-swing-band/ On today's show: HID evil; death foot; the ghost mall; in-store pickup is not real; genetic soup; monkey attack; free cheese; hair lunch; body abandonment; the pig brain room; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so good, it's awesome. 00:20 We do bad things. 00:45 HID lights are for losers. We ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0324-shopping/ On today's show: Tech parents; too many cars; Thing 2 goes to high school; learning French; steel balls; bad boyfriend; abstinence; monkey city; old scammers; ladies as tools; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - join the fun. 00:15 Welcome back, all of you. 00:40 Sam considers a disaster. 00:50 Parents who are ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0323-lascivious/ On today's show: Welcome; teaching; sunglasses; thumb update; field trip; listener email; Wii fit overload; get some press-on nails; hairy escape; court; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 00:15 We can't control you. 00:40 It's a lesson for all the young men. 01:30 Thing 2 tells Sam how to play Gears of War. 02:20 Sam saves ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0322-proportional/ On today's show: Closing stores; monetizing the web; school books; bail out; layoffs; Thumb Update; corporate handouts; still eating; kidnapping and bible reading; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Awesome with a spoon. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 Prepare to get real. 01:00 And the grocery stores are now closing. 01:30 Not ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0321-cutback/ On today's show: Albatross; dress rehearsal; raising a pig on TV; dieting; the Jennifer Lopez dream diet; cat piercing; stealing from the stealers; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - jangly. 00:15 Welcome to the show. You know you love it. 00:30 Don't be afraid to show your love. 01:00 Share it with ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0320-heavy/ On today's show: Welcome, mean people; Meldrick gets even; useless milestone; anti-white; strange profanity; Hindu nasty; feverish gesticulation; Hawaii gets rude; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - don't ask, don't tell. 00:15 Welcome, mean people. 00:45 We prefer to stay on Meldrick's good side. 01:00 Call us - 206.399.7482. 01:05 Email us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0319-profane/ On today's show: Babies; naming; date; listener voicemail; the VD dinner; how to argue; dancing; kid fights; Valentines; Carnations; Alfie the scamp; the twin horror; dating cannibals; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - extra special. 00:15 Welcome to the show. It's intense. 00:45 Don't be a baby. 01:40 VD is a much ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0318-vd/ On today's show: Condors; sleepover ban; driveway mining; bubbles; class project; coupon clippings; shady car dealers; bed bug invasion; toilet cleaning; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, it's like that. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, condors. 00:40 No more scavenging, it's time to get predatory. 01:10 Freakin' rats. 01:30 Call us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0317-bugging-out/ On today's show: Cartoon girls; wrong numbers; questions; the doctor from hell; pharmacy purgatory; angry Sam; Christian Bale flips out; stop touching that; cutter; unsubtle; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 00:15 Welcome to the show, robots. 00:30 Only you, sexy robots. 01:00 Rosie, why is that where you put the garbage? 01:30 How Bugs Bunny ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0316-high-anxiety/ On today's show: Superbowl junk; episode 0; sleeping in; near accident; mom hype; curs; old men; bad Samaritans; free pr0n; too much of a good thing; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know we love you. 00:35 Superbowl disappointment. 02:00 Why you'll never hear episode 0.    ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0315-disappointing/ On today's show: No more babies; crazy ladies; Kim's appointment; conspiracy theory; the litter; boob repo; pee hypnosis; old people; guests; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - don't call it a comeback. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Now stop having babies.     00:50 Sam's vasectomy theory.     01:30 Old eggs are ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0314-babies/ On today's show: Business; ice storm; Star Trek; after-hours clinic; the PSATs; cheating; crooked sheriff; dumb people; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - now with 50% more awesome.00:30 The chatroom between shows is a lively place, often filled with strangeness.00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482.01:30 The Dallas Ice Age. 01:50 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0313-dimbulb/ On today's show: Welcome, welcome; something in the air; the stay of execution; plastic rock; bad bands; horrible bosses; sister from hell; fear is real, sort of; the lost criminal; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for humans only.00:45 Kim has it so good. 01:30 Sam is not bitter. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0312-rescue/ On today's show: Vicodin - pros and cons; migraines; roller skates; Thing 3's confidence; shock cop; modern-day Fagin;  Mumbai horrors; understatements; tricksy rich; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Because you asked nicely. 00:15 Welcome to the show. You should really be in the chatroom during live shows. 00:45 Another use for ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0311-falling-down/ On today's show: Swingers; missing fifteen; the thumb; the finger; Thing 3 cooks; bartering gone wrong; virign for sale, part 2; condom ban; intense constable; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just what the doctor ordered. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, crazy monkeys. 00:30 'ware the penguin hawks. 01:15 Why are ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0310-free-trade/ On today's show: Car wrecks; complexity; the Lost gimmick; cat training; needy girls; mean doctors; team spirit; Kim blasphemes; weregoats; something at the door; freaky leaders; horror shows; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - love it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Sorry for all the car wrecks, listeners. 00:45 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0309-freaky/ On today's show:  Listener call-in; Sam is mean; eye swallowing;   Food Network taunts us; pulling around; Kim's disaster; weight loss; kid squealer; frog princesses; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - still free for all. 00:15 The show, welcome to it. 00:30 Sam yearns for a time machine. 00:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:50 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0308-family/ On today's show: Driving, carpenter Kim; eBay saves the day; power tools and knives; shrinking cookies; staph in your head; the oldest baby in the world; conjoined problems; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 It's theme music, it won't bite. 00:15 Don't drive over your neighbor's fence. It's not nice. 00:25 Call us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0307-sellout/ On today's show: Kind of a big deal; listener voicemail; divorce; exotic animal intrusion; the inauguration; tattletale; crashing oldster; teachers rejoice; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - made by magical elves. 00:15 The show, welcome to it. 00:30 It really is a big deal, whether you agree with the guy or ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0306-big-day/ On today's episode: Birth control; teaching math; creepy puppet speech; advice for listeners; bank errors; Congress steps up; virginity for sale; runaway for sale; old food; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, for me and you. 00:15 Birth control for your mind. 00:50 Children, so cruel. So cruel. 01:30 Call us - 206.399.7482. 01:40 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0305-work-it/ On today's show: Outside the box; hobo listeners; Thing 1 and the license; the worst girlfriend; a near-death experience; the trifecta of crazy fraud; brown brings the green; walk the line; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like magical pixie dust for your ears. 00:15 Welcome to our show. 00:45 Kim ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0304-demanding/ On today's show: Fungus - so gross; cell phone intrusion; selfish monkeys; text overload; bad speaking; school punishment extreme; terrible winner; chainsaw massacre; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Totally awesome. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 Kim is a slave to tradition. 01:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0303-worms/ On today's show: Kim on skates; chocoholic; worst offer; return of two wheels; rocket launching; needle neck; needle butt; beggar sex; nose pain; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Crafted with love. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know you love it. 00:30 Kim is built for roller derby.     01:30 We ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0302-rocket-girl/ On episode 301, we talked a little bit about how Kim is slashing costs on our grocery bill. We promised to post the list so take a look after the jump. So this is what Kim bought for the week: Dog Food - $10 Cat food - $4 Frozen breakfast - $2 8 oz yogurt ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-shopping-list/ On today's show: Flipping the numbers; returning items; Kim the fixer; lock-ins; pirates and booty death; my eeeyeeees; tears of doooom; CSI: The Matrix; girl talk; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - by popular demand. 00:15 Welcome back. You guys are awesome. 00:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:05 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0301-eyeballs/ On today's show: Welcome to 300; CPSIA update; Kim budgets; fancy dolls; the quest for DS; snoring; spy bear; the cuckold ruling; give me that back; TV; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - don't ask, don't tell. 01:30 The count. 01:40 There isn't really an announcement. 02:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:30 Email ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0300-separate-ways/ On today's show: Weakness; listener voicemail; thing 3 gets schooled; True Beauty; party jail; shootin' kid; amateur geneticists; a movie review; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just for you. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 01:15 Sam feels weak. 01:45 People are mean. 02:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:45 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0299-tough-kids/ On today's show: Gross; ice age; a thoughtful email; resolution update; deep fried trouble; wrong address, our bad; driving kid; teen pregnancy; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - fine, we'll leave it the way it is. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You guys rock. 01:15 Welcome to the ice age. 01:55 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0298-so-cold/ On today's episode: No year in review; dark days; Handy Sam; Kim breaks the role; the Boy tries his luck; family kidnapping; dumb predators, mysterious shoes; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Welcome to the show - by popular demand, theme music. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:30 No year in review for ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0297-lost/ On today's show: Work; live show shenanigans; Speed Racer; work for Kim; sleep drift; the deciders; Wanted; fat to fuel; Kim's soapbox; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - same as always. 00:15 Welcome back to the show! 00:30 That sounds like a lot of work, so no. 01:00 We're back in force, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0296-back-to-it/ If you listen to the show, you know that Kim makes most of her income from making clothes for children. For years she's carefully selected her materials, meticulously designed one-of-a-kind articles of clothing, and sold them to hundreds of parents across the country. But if our government has its way, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/a-stupid-law-we-need-to-stop/ On today's show: Failure; bummitude; a crazy secret; old man shopping; mall walking; racism; crafting; cooking wars; intruders; party bus; cash in a box; high school; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just because. 00:30 A glimpse of the future. 00:55 This is the real meaning of Easter. 01:30 Just leave, already. 02:00 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0295-three-days/ On today's show: No excuses; RWTY merch!; the Xmas party; book exchange; traditions of pain; the parents arrive; can't keep the cans; gift exchange; house fire; insurance from hell; cutting corners; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - enjoy it while it lasts. 00:15 Sorry we were gone for so long. ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0294-the-arrival/ On today's show: future/past; Santa time; concert; technology demonstration; the Christmas exchange; handmade Christmas; pictures with santa; hand rules; Santa to the rescue; foot in brain; China mans up; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - we love it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show.     00:30 Don't even ask how this ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0293-santa-time/ On today's show: Welcome; gas leakage; plumber; pilot light; electrical issues; how to get your girlfriend out of work; pierced kitties; the importance of sarcasm; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so much better than a sharp stick in your eye. 00:15 You're all welcome. 00:30 Even if you're under the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0292-that-smell/ On today's show: Cold snap; sleet vs. snow; back injury; school parties; stinky 16; really bad names; little burglar; bad presents; corpse work; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Ah, theme music. 00:15 Welcome to the show, lords and ladies. 00:45 Too cold, then too hot. 01:15 We are not, in fact, having a virtual ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0291-party-season/ On today's show: Issues; late shoppers; cold; crossing the street; school closings - or not; Kim finishes sewing; the 12 days; internets or sex?; keys are important; gender fail; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so soothing and delightful. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 This probably doesn't make you ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0290-handiwork/ On today's show: Stressors; getting old; eye doctors; crying kids; rudeness; new clothes; the worst book ever; robot girlfriend; underwear inspections; ponzi schemes; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - just enjoy it for what it is. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 The world - is it ending? 00:45 Call us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0289-jacked-up/ On today's show: New listeners; neglected Sam; dead employees; Christmas shopping; Kwanukha; shattered dreams; TP defense; chipmunk vandals; cold cats; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just for you. 00:15 Welcome back to the show; did you miss us? 00:30 Sam is wrong here. Really. 00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:50 Join us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0288-harsh-truths/ On today's show: Shaving; merchandise - not yet; Thing 1 has second thoughts; choking; aggressive driving; bathing a porcupine; new Christmas shows; Santa gets eaten; Grinch tickets; monkey smuggler; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you love it. 00:30 Shave, please. 01:00 Kim is dirty. 01:05 Call us - 206.339.7482 01:20 We're terrible ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0287-prickly/ On today's show: The show is for you; snow fail; Sam's credit; cold band; frostbitten; food sharing; chicken bath; defensive wounds; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will melt your heart. 00:15 There's nothing wrong with sex with adults. 01:30 It is cold outside, but Kim is super frosty. 02:00 Call ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0286-bitter-cold/ On today's show: Cleverness; Kim curses; language at work; winter pool work; pajamas at school; fibbing on grades; playground mugging; gene testing; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - exciting, yet soothing to the senses. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Kim is clever, don't let her fool you. 01:00 We are, in ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0285-confusion/ On today's show: Technical difficulties; cage match; Kim's near-death experience #1; Kim's NDE #2; the battle begins; Grinch controls; candy canes; neighborhood burgling; highway decorations; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it's filled with awesome. 00:15 Welcome to the show. Sorry for the technical difficulties. 00:50 The podcasts that are better ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0284-battle-royale/ On today's show: Yay, Christmas; Dr. Seuss TV; work laptops; big school project; Kim's Christmas present; Christmas tree fight; impeachment tree; doom boobies; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so sexy it stings.     00:20 Dr. Seuss TV.     01:30 Kim, no Christmas Spirit in her heart.     02:10 Call us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0283-grinchy/ On today's show: Dirty words; a winner is you; gaming with kids; return to Azeroth; Kim gets invaded; drive like a Christian; kids in captivity; hooligan from hell; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. 00:15 A special Christmas greeting for you. 00:30 Reclaiming dirty words. 01:30 Alone ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0282-alone-time/ On today's show:  Irregular cycles; holiday traditions; line etiquette; Wal-Mart - you suck; nausea and lines; crushed by hordes; robbery decoys; poop ornaments; turkey rescue; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you won't get trampled by it. 00:30 Ladies, your cycles, please synchronize. 01:15 Black Friday madness. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0281-black-friday-recap/ On today's show: Family; turkeys; Thing 1 saves Thanksgiving; skin phobia; food denial; slaughterhouse turkey; chicken virus bombs; economic stimulus to the extreme; call us - 206.339.7482.  00:00 Theme music - better than a sharp quill in your urethra. 00:20 Family isn't working out for Sam. 00:45 Kim gobbles. 00:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0280-turkey-day/ On today's show: Scary stuff; a bad financial sign; cooking the turkey; decorating the tree; holiday homework; sit down, you brat; creative teacher; broke Santa; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - poured like gravy right into your wee little ears. 00:15 Welcome to our sexy, sexy show. 00:40 Chilling news. 01:15 He's ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0279-indicators/ On today's show: The universe attacks; financial screw-ups; a second job; Thing 1's old people nightmare; nude photos; brain worm; exploding toilet; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - almost as good as warm turkey. 00:18 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 How we do our notes and titles. 01:50 Call us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0278-flamebroiled/ Okay, after being a total slacker, I finally rounded up the sound files and set up the poll. Now, it is in your hands, fans of RWTY - vote on which of the following two clips you would like to win using the poll over yonder. Clip 1 - Kimberly Kimberly Contest ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-kims-accent-contest-at-last/ On today's show:  Thing 4; new car excitement; bring your dad to school day; underwater stuffed animals; deadly virus; Miley Cyrus alert; volleyball camp scam; old dead lady storage; Jesus and Santa; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm afghan on a winter's day. 00:15 Welcome back to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0277-scammers/ On today's show: Cops; the hedgehog; PTA blackmail; police problems; graveside arrest; jail humpin'; call us - 206.339.7482.   00:00 Theme music - warm and soft. 00:15 Pay no attention to the creaking chair. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 Hedgehogs - fun and angry.     02:45 Kim killed the hamster.     03:00 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0276-bad-boys/ On today's show: Recycling; loss leaders; a catapult update; new car; conservation; hamster deathwatch; parrot savior; menaced by a wildcat; immigration snafu; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - makes you tingly in your naughty places. 00:15 Welcome to the show.     00:30 A little information you should know before you drink ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0275-recycled/ On today's show: We're back; lack of seasons; cold without a coat; Twilight - not what you think; splatterpunk please; zombie van; secrets; the dragon lady; saw to the head; DISD - bad school; dancers of death; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. 00:15 Welcome ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0274-dead-of-winter/ On today's show: Overworked; ghosts; voicemail; catapult construction; ballista of doom; hamster disaster; the maggoty friend; fox attack; boobs; honesty; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will save your soul. 00:15 Welcome to our humble show. 00:45 Ghost of Sam. 01;15 Call us - 206.339.7482 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:45 Listener voicemail.     ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0273-overworked/ On today's show: Finish it; Kim on CNN; crossing guards; be mean; roachsplosion; the swinger; show and tell; bully brain; the worst little boy in the world; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than food poisoning. Usually. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Crossing over - it's not that hard. 00:50 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0272-crossing-over/ On today's show: The gate; bad road neighbors; Kim and fuzz; crazy motorcycle guy; broken brakes; foot fetish; marriage gone bad; lewts; Australian wild boy; Code 12; stumpy. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - triumphant, and yet melancholy. 00:15 Hey, welcome to the show. It's big fun.     00:30 We can't ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0271-broke-down/ On today's show: Voting is weird; medical issues; forgetfulness; the symphony; voting at school; tips for the undeserving; little kid wipeout; coddling the dumb; tiny slut; potato in the rear; call us 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know what I'm sayin'. 00:20 The big day. 01:00 Kim is fascinated by the election. 01:20 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0270-the-big-day/ On today's show: Song lyrics; scheduling conflicts; drama feud; glass in your candy; Kim plays poker; no hootards allowed; shoplifting perv; rage against the rich; call us - 206.339.7482! 00:00 Theme music - it's fun for you and the kids. 00:15 Welcome to the show - let's talk about song lyrics. 02:00 Email ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0269-pressure/ On today's show: Show numbers; podcastawards.com - keep voting; bad friends; bad form; pack mentality; the Fear; warning signs; candy discrimination; size discrimination; dream big; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Because it's there. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Episode numbers; they has a flavor. 00:50 Kim breaks the video. 01:00 Call us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0268-sugar-crash/ That's right, if you're in the Eastern or Central Time Zones, your clock done started ticking. Want to race alongside me? Just want to see if you can do it (because you totally can)? Then reply to this post with your pledge to writeabookalready. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/its-that-time-nanowrimo-bitches/ On today's show: Halloween sadness; invaded; a word of warning; HIV testing at school; wild meats; makeshift apartments; Iron Chef disgusting. Call us - 206.339.7482.   00:00 Theme music - kind of spooky. I guess. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:40 Happy Halloween. 01:05 The ghost of Halloween posed. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:40 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0267-spooky-time/ On today's show: Holiday; rotten children; Christmas lists; church project; handmade gifts; creepy dolls; hitting the minorities; toilet attack; old people; podcast awards! Call us - 206.339.7482.     00:00 Theme music - you love it. 00:15 Welcome to the show, everybody.     01:00 The kids are on their way to Nebraska for their shenanigans. 01:20 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0266-lists/ On today's show: Writing; podcast awards; fundraising for grades; school attitude; Dexter at home; virtual divorce; roommate revenge; shoplifting gone crazy; raccoon attack. Call us - 206.339.7482.   00:00 Theme music - just because. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 This was the best genre of horror. 00:50 Almost time for NaNoWriMo. 01:15 Call us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0265-splatterpunks/ On today's show: Kim runs out of air; local law; family literacy; trunk or treat; childhood happiness; inappropriate costumes; Nebraska wises up; the grannymama; evicted remains; cranky neighbor lady; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, for your listening pleasure. 00:30 Kim's not old. 01:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0264-old-chicks/ On today's show: Ideas; podcastawards.com - vote!; Michael Carrino writes in; band collapse; the exterminator; cleaning fools; horrible discovery; melamine sex; STD mail; teen nasty; vote for us at podcastawards.com. Call us - 206.339.7482! 00:00 The theme music, it's full of stars. 00:30 Show 300 is not going to be a special ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0263-clean-sweep/ On today's show:  Plague-ridden; podcast awards; email from Kimberly; alternate lives; drug awareness week; tween; trunk or treat boycott; cheap gift ideas?; mom hate; Hawaii hates kids; hospital crap; vaccine throwdown; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - look how hard we work at this. 00:15 Welcome to the show peoples. 00:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0262-healthy-living/ All right - it's that time, peoples. Time for you to head to podcastawards.com and vote for Are We There Yet? as the best podcast in the Mature category. Want to know where we think some of your other votes should go? Hit the jump for more info. And remember, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/get-the-vote-out/ On today's show: Know your role; the morning routine; educational favoritism; Thing 2 freaks out; teaching; strip club injuries; killer sex; 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 People need to know their role in the house. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:25 A household injury. 01:40 Not everyone ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0261-lessons/ On today's show: Sam is sick; the contest; Thing 3 the stylist; Thing 1 and the hootards; the state fair; cults; birthday party; thrift store of weird; please shoot me; a horrible story; barbecuing granny; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - now with awesome sauce. 00:15 Welcome back to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0260-family-ties/ It's official - we've been nominated over at podcastawards.com. Thanks to everyone who helped push the show, our listeners are the best ever. We'll let you know more about the voting details in the next day or so. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/are-we-there-yet-nominated-for-a-podcast-award/ On today's show: Puppets; scare tactics; sleepy Kim; screaming kids; scary stuff; Too Tight; roadtrip to abandonment; pranks gone wrong; the wrong kind of counseling; dildo attack; butt shot; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. No reason. Just because. 00:15 Welcome to the show! 00:30 Sam has to make even more puppets. 00:45 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0259-scare-tactics/ On today's show: Boob obstructions; mocking listener email; Thing 1's trip; holidomes; bra shopping; holiday preparations; the barter system; public weed growing; jumpers; dental damage; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just because. 00:30 So much work. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 01:10 Don't forget - Kim's accent ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0258-potheads/ On today's show: Sam's discombobulation; merch ideas needed;  the good week; morning disaster; band extortion; coffee flirting; Islam doll; phantom junk; goonch attack!; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Check out the theme music. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:45 Why there is no compilation CD ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0257-phantom-junk/ On today's show: Puppetry; Thing 2 becomes awesome; distractions; a fight about the Boy; breastfeeding freakout; a serious divorce; scofe; boiled balls; call us - 206.339.7482! 00:00 Theme music - now with 100% more puppets. 00:15 Welcome to the show! 00:30 Puppetry! 01:10 Want to see what's going on?  http://www.livevideo.com/liveshow/RWTYShow 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:40 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0256-puppet-master/ On today's show: Accent contest ends 10/19; teacher expectations; disillusioned; blanket punishment; Sam flips out; scarred for life; show and hell; super criminal; wings and prostitutes; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Ah, theme music. So cute and cuddly. 00:15 Welcome to the show, new listeners. 00:30 Everything is too much, all the time. 01:00 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0255-overload/ On today's show: Puppets; Kim's birthday; Robotron; hustling truckers; disease; traffic; ditching class; crazy bus disaster; karmic crap; the stupid people bailout plan; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it makes you drowsy. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 The puppets are hard. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0254-unworthy/ There are now two live shows a week - Tuesday and Saturday - at 10pm ET. To join a live show, you now have two choices: Join us at talkshoe.com and listen using their handy-dandy shoephone technology. This is the original live show and is audio only. While we'll keep it ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/live-shows-what-you-need-to-know/ On today's show: Livevideo, Kim's bits; class rings; OTB and the list; bathroom nightmares; wiping mishaps; contraceptive dangers; sex and guns; dishes and swords; zoo rampage; wife swapping; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Soon with puppets. 00:14 Welcome to the show! 00:25 John heckles Kim. 00:40 Don't forget to join us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0253-domestic-blister/ On today's show: A warning; boogers; picking; wiping; dancing; Sam rap; Chicken Dance; Thing 2's fear; deal with the fat devil; moonies; video landlord; naked stranger; phone interruption; you need that?; listener voicemail. Call us 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it stings. 00:15 Welcome to our humble show. 00:30 Apparently ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0252-booger-men/ On today's show: The end; voting; feed change coming; band ambush; failure; Kim's sweat shop; way too hot; stench of eviction; zombie deer; Christmas shows; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for your ears. 00:15 Sam is not prepared for the show. 00:50 Sam suggests we let it burn. 01:15 No ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0251-without-warning/ On today's show:  Changes coming; picture day; odd clothing; the rock concert; chicken dance; parent participation; the end is nigh; hospital madness; drinkin' with your kids; I was using that; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it makes things download faster. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:25 We know, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0250-unnecessary/ On today's show: Eggs; voting; satellites; congratulations; egg droppings; Thing 1 is Honored; sleepovers; cleaning up; scooter girl; strange fashion; ass battery; returning your kids. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music 00:15 Welcome to our happy show. 00:30 Fortunately, Kim's eggs are rotten. 00:45 Sam always wanted a flipper baby. 01:10 Thing ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0249-eggselent/ On today's show: The end; the accent contest continues; Kimberly calls in; Thing 1 tries to bail; discouraging the talentless; banksplosion; bus drivers; SEC fail; why we can't get along. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a burst of goodness right in your ear. 00:15 Welcome back ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0248-the-fall/ But our host is jacked up right now. We know, it sucks. Hopefully all will be well tomorrow and we can get you new hotness uploaded for your listening pleasure. If, for whatever reason, your feed doesn't show a shiny new episode, swing on by the site here and we'll ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/were-not-dead/ On today's show: Memory lapse; get a t-shirt; jury duty; annoying homework; boy invasion; webkare boyfriends; tamagotchi; butt hazing; impaling; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - rocking your socks. 00:15 Welcome to the show. Sam has brain lapse. 01:00 This takes more skill than you think. 01:30 Not like that. 01:45 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0247-wrecked-em/ On today's show: Clear your sinuses; Prison Break; Heroes; HIMYM; Terminator; Opportunity Knocks; drug church; high fees = no poor people; church pr0n; tax evaders; jump rope hazards; true love; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Just because. 00:15 Welcome to the show. Filled with awesome. 00:35 Here's how to ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0246-watch-yourself/ On today's show: Milk; nominations please; community service; the egg drop; mechanical Sam; hurricane laws; Chinese milk alert; mother's milk; call us 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - still fresh after 245 episodes. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. It's delightful. 00:40 Why is this the most popular show? No one knows. 01:20 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0245-milky/ On today's show: Consequences; nominate please; polls; the cure; shopping for clothes; inappropriate books; a world record attempt; drama disappointment; stealing from babies; strokin' it. Call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - so cool. 00:15 The show, welcoming to it. 00:25 We advise you this is not a good plan. 00:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0244-consequences/ People keep asking us to identify Kim's accent. The problem is, we can't because she doesn't have one that we can hear. That's where you come in. From now until October 19th, we need you to call our comment line (206.339.7482) with your best idea for where Kim's accent comes ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-kims-accent-contest/ On today's show: Sitcom abuse; violence around us; too many bisexuals; moving; working from home; financial fear; Rock Band 2; rapping; the greatest love of all; watch the tracks; reliving the glory years; a new contest. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. It says something about a person. 00:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0243-smashmouth/ On today's show: Podcast awards; money grubbers; childhood thievery; Philadelphia; bad parents; hurricane bravery; refugee snobbery; hootard hero; unsafe harbor; priest gone bad; listener voicemail; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. It's lickalicious. 00:15 The show, welcoming to it. 00:40 Everyone wants stuff. 01:10 Call us - 206.339.7482 01:15 Email us - ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0242-gimme/ All right, folks, it's time to show the world just how much you love the mighty RWTY by  nominating us for the Podcast Awards. Before you go clicking the voting link and getting crazy, let me explain a couple of things. First, you can only nominate us for two categories. We ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-podcast-awards/ On today's show: Sick Kim; new robots and rocking; online textbooks; none for you; grossness; navel stench; digging in the garage; hurricanes; kidnapping mamas; dirty Aussie; measuring up; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Ah, theme music. You have served us well. 00:15 Our show - be welcome to it. 00:30 And ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0241-nasty-girl/ On today's show: Hurricane drama; death threats for the family; school policy; Sam versus the Big Box; this is not the kind of error I want to test; geek rage; ripoff; the desk fight; oil for sex; prayer protest; boyfriend troubles; job benefits. Call us at 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0240-ethics-101/ On today's show: T-shirts; bad old toys; early Christmas shopping; Thing 2 feels ripped; shady insurance sales; fish attack; judges gone wild; the exodus; paying moms to stay home. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it's just awesome. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 We make up words, ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0239-scammish/ On today's show: The short arm; the plague; why do you have to be like this?; magic bus route; teen court revealed; girl conspiracy; flu shots for kids; hiding stuff from your wife; condoms and energy drinks; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - a tonic for what ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0238-the-law/ This weekend, while swimming with two of my three lovely daughters, we started playing a game that almost always starts out great fun and then ends in great gobs of salty tears. This game was a rite of passage in my childhood, a way to measure your place in the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-dunking-game/ On today's show: Kim's burden; get out of my city; starting early; the school Nazi; the big audition; poop birds attack; a political screed you should skip; it's okay, you're sick; church is for getting it on; Dexter; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - do not place ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0237-swingers/ On today's show: You know what we like; a useful statistic; the puppet show; cheese party; the need for fruit; forgetfulness; crappy parenting; a popular hurricane name; vehicle maintenance woes; 1,000,000 miles; wrong house. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - warm and gooey, straight from the oven. 00:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0236-your-kids-suck/ On today's show: Sam's study notes; late night gaming; Castle Crashers = super fun; sharing a hobby; loss of control; crazy lady; desperate times; too much porn; nut job. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - wetter than water. 00:15 Welcome to our humble little show. 00:25 This show is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0235-dangerous-games/ On today's show: Algaecide; chemistry is hard; drinking the pool; budgeting for dummies; late night noises; the right tool; menaced by a tiger; corpse doll; gross cell phones; Prison Break returns. Call us - 206.339.7482! 00:00 Theme music - so cool you won't believe it. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0234-wild-life/ On today's show: Follow-ups; the recorder trap; homework explosion; bravery; selfishness today; community pressure; melatonin; diapers can save you; judges gone wild; dead folks; old folks. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so tingly and warm. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:30 Names that didn't make the cut. 01:10 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0233-poop-savior/ On today's show: Vote!; our sponsors, check with them; Thing 2 wants a strange party; kid fights; becoming a man; bathroom flood; why Obama rocks; rat meat on the rise; too good; vicious crows; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Just because we're thinking of you. 00:15 Don't forget ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0232-lando-for-president/ On today's show: Kim's plot; contingencies; school - the first week; new schools; darter girl; tempers flare; homework trouble; taking notes is important; bad decisions; fat pay; eBay for losers. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music for your ailments. 00:15 Welcome to the show! 00:45 Sam's message. 01:20 You can't stop ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0231-dumboff/ On today's show: Foamy hair; haircuts; the blog; writing for dummies; the first days of school; new band teachers; the contract; amendments to the contract; smart kids; flogging for kids; sexy nuns; safe haven EXTREME. Call us - 206.339.7482! 00:00 Our theme music - lovingly handcrafted by tiny gnomes. 00:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0230-safe-haven/ As I get older, I think a lot about what it's like to be a dad, what it really means. I think about what you have to do and be and give up to raise your kids, and how glad I am that I made the choice to go ahead ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/every-dad-needs-a-motorcycle/ On today's show: Kids mess things up; random internet school messages; archenemies; poor people aggression; new teachers; free food; band blues; beatings for all; drinks for teens; shots - get them. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome, it actually does hurt. 00:15 Welcome back to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0229-shooters/ If you read this site or listen to our show (and if you're reading but not listening, you are seriously fucking cheating), then you know that Kim and I recently marked 19 years of marital endurance. If you listen to the show, you are also probably thinking to yourself, "How ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/how-to-stay-married/ On today's show: Kim's memory; follow-up to the accident; crooked; appointments are useless; pregnancy tests; reading your own x-rays; jerky teachers; failed government programs; polygamist immortals; giant fish; greedy lottery. 00:00 Theme music - rocking hard since 2007. 00:15 Welcome to the show. You know who we are. 00:45 This ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0228-nosey/ On today's show: We miss you; laptop checkout; unsecured wifi hijinks; one parent only, thanks; teen court - part 1; light caseload; admission of guilt; kid chauffeur; dumb people want money; Canadian pr0n; importing the uglies. 00:00 Theme music - for the tingling you need. 00:15 Welcome to the show! 00:30 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0227-prime-offender/ On today's show: End of summer; instant gratification; fight club; school phone calls; conflicting schedules; college recruiting; fake rock star; accusations = guilt; no bus for you; call us - 206.339.7482! 00:00 Theme music. Because I know you want it. 00:25 Summer's over. Stop raining. 00:55 When your girlfriend is ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0226-summers-end/ On today's show: Time flies; pseudofriends; back in band; principal's office; the Barbie Wonderland; poor Ken; keeping clean; kid math; tote bags; kid waxing; a challenge; do overs; crappy parenting; sex discrimination; the jerkin' it judge. 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:50 Call us - 206-339-7482. 00:55 Email us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0225-getting-along/ On today's show: Kim can't have nice things; Sam's birthday; the chupacabra; bigfoot; the hovercraft; bathroom emergency; parent talk; teen talk; childhood fears; jell-o and cake; Kim chokes out; minority action; day labor; hovercraft. 00:00 Theme music. Love it. 00:18 Welcome back to the show. 01:00 Call us - 206-339-7482 01:05 Email ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0224-getting-old/ On today's show: Thing 1 steps out; bandasses; concussions are not fun; shut up, world; plane problems; lawn mower; animals and bugs; one tip for the ladies; concussion advice; trauma; claw hammer fetish; robbing kids; the fall of man. 00:00 Theme music. So soft and cooshy. 00:15 Welcome to the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0223-upstarts/ On today's show: Clean shows; dry spells; PTSD for the whole family; counseling and chemicals; shrinking food; rewarding the unworthy; anniversary woes; marriage ruts; wedding gone bad; ugly kids; gnometrek; call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music! 00:20 Welcome to the show, kiddies. 01:15 A dry spell. 01:30 Call us ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0222-the-hump/ On today's show: Kim's tears; eBay business; school uniforms; used or new; swimming with Thing 3; hurtful children; towel fights; ant bites; Thing 2 and doctors; spiders; piss bottles; lion vs. mom; bad granny; call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music. No snappy comments about it today. 00:15 Welcome ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0221-biters/ On today's show: Thing 1's big mistake; spankings; Yang the Dumb; the dumbing down of the English language; call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music. Poignant, yet rocking. 00:15 Welcome to the show! 00:30 Forewarned is forearmed. Or something. 01:00 Call us - 206-339-7482. 01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 01:30 Check out ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0220-driven/ I always told Thing 1 she wasn't getting her driver's license until she was able to successfully complete Project Gotham. Everyone thought I was just being silly. Turns out I was right. But I was wrong for letting her date, or letting her drive in a car with other teens. Both ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/you-cant-drive-55-i-mean-35-wait-at-all/ Looks like everyone is going to be fine, if a bit banged up. On the plus side, I now own a telephone pole. http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/an-accident-update/ Whenever you have kids, you always worry. You worry that they won't be born okay, that they'll have thirteen toes and you don't believe the doctor until you personally check everything yourself. Every time they have a cough, you start thinking about SARS or bird flu. A scrape on the ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-call/ On today's show: Chat room shenanigans; the slow girl; horrible truths; Kim hates our pets; the animals turn; dog issues; Kim will not do; egg carpet bombing; too much sharing; too fat to die; un-American holidays; call us - 206-339-7482. 00:00 Theme music - so poignant, it hurts. 00:15 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0219-heavy-petting/ On today's show: Pestiferous; new listeners; awesome Kim; divorce rules; Kim the barber; side bangs?; the red rage; hair problems; straight danger; lame vampire books; bedtime duty; fishing problems; forgetful parents; kid drivers. 00:00 Welcome 00:18 Welcome to the show! Pestiferous is the word for today. 00:20 Call us - 206-339-7482. 00:25 ... http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0218-pestery/ That's right, you can now buy stuff from Amazon through our site. You buy goodies, we get cash to make the show even better for you. 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