Are We There Yet? http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com The family podcast for adults Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:43:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 en The family podcast for adults Kim and Sam yes Kim and Sam RWTYShow@gmail.com RWTYShow@gmail.com (Kim and Sam) 2006-2008 RWTY Are We There Yet? http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/rss_logo.jpg http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com Episode 0397 - Meets the Eye http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0397-meets-the-eye/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0397-meets-the-eye/#comments Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:41:05 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0397-meets-the-eye/ On today’s show: Pandora’s box; bank part two; bug attack; killer bull; psycho; fingernail clippers from hell; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0397-meets-the-eye/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Pandora's box; bank part two; bug attack; killer bull; psycho; fingernail clippers from hell; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - better than having a blind cat. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, here's your $50. On today's show: Pandora's box; bank part two; bug attack; killer bull; psycho; fingernail clippers from hell; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than having a blind cat. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, here's your $50. 01:00 Kim is Pandora. 01:30 Stop eating all my food, kids. 02:30 Also, stop ruining the food you do not eat. 02:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:41 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:15 Repercussions from the bank disaster. 03:45 Great, now everyone wants my money 04:30 No one believes you when your bank actually does screw up. 05:30 Great, now I don't have insurance. 06:20 Wait - what the hell happened to my payment? 07:30 Why are you charging me so much more for this? 08:20 Maybe you should get billing involved. 09:20 Wow, actual good news. 09:50 There is apparently a stupid tax. 10:20 Prepare to question your whole life. 11:50 Thing 1 needs to stop freaking out every second of the day. 12:30 Why would anyone scream like this if they weren't missing a body part? 13:20 It was THIS big. 14:30 Where did it go? 15:30 Kim goes to see what she can find. 16:00 Kim finds the bug. It is not what was anticipated. 17:30 In Kim's native land, these children would never have survived. 17:50 He died doing what he loved - being stepped on by a bull. 19:00 Stop being an idiot, people. 20:00 Being stomped on can end your life. 23:00 I'm totally my mom. 24:20 Pretending to be an old lady is not that hard. 25:20 You don't really even need to be able to drive to get a license. 26:00 Kim is scared of everything. 27:20 Cut out. 28:00 Why would anyone do this? 28:50 No man could ignore this horror. 29:30 This is how you get our attention, doctors. 30:20 Not being circumcised can lead to problems. It can. 31:30 Pain is nature's way of telling you to stop being an idiot. 33:10 Just get it over with, people. 34:00 Who got the go-kart? 34:30 The last good Christmas. 36:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 35:59 Episode 0396 - Thievery http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0396-thievery/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0396-thievery/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:42:36 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0396-thievery/ On today’s show: Go-carts; 911 experience; Sam gets temporarily robbed; let me just borrow this; ambulance looting;  prostitutes; dumb people; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0396-thievery/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Go-carts; 911 experience; Sam gets temporarily robbed; let me just borrow this; ambulance looting;  prostitutes; dumb people; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you want it. On today's show: Go-carts; 911 experience; Sam gets temporarily robbed; let me just borrow this; ambulance looting;  prostitutes; dumb people; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you want it. 00:55 Just deserts. 01:25 Being single is harder than you think. 01:40 call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 If you bought a go-cart, please to be telling us about it. 02:50 Thing 1's 911 experience. 03:30 Sam would not be a good restaurant worker. 04:15 Making people late will result in poor food. 04:50 I lost my cell phone, please to be helping. 05:30 Let's see if we can find this, shall we. 06:00 Of course, now it's time to get the police involved. 06:45 What are we doing here, lady? 08:50 When banks steal. 09:30 Sam did break the couch, but it was a million years old. 10:40 This is a pretty low limit. 11:30 Dude, where's my money? 13:00 We were nowhere NEAR the limit. 13:45 I did not miss a payment, YOU missed a payment. 14:50 You can't call me before you lock my account? 16:15 Other banks manage to check with me. 17:15 Oh, look, we fixed it. Go spend money. 17:40 Look, you didn't fix it. 18:40 No one should have called you. Wait, WTF? 19:30 Sometimes, actual cash is needed. 20:45 Get out of my account, ex-wife. 21:20 Someone should have noticed this. 22:15 I don't care if your dog ate your checks, this is not legal. 22:30 Kim offers a shocking explanation. 24:00 You get their attention, moms, I'll take this here loot. 25:20 He just stole it to sell it. 26:30 Just needed to heat up his meth pipe. 27:30 Kim encounters some hookers. Or not. 28:30 Kim is not sure how this is going to work out. 29:30 Thanks for screwing it up for everyone, you idiots. 30:10 Stop being stupid. 31:30 And now, no one gets to have Vicodin or Percocet. 32:50 What is Kim going to do? 34:30 You can probably get chicks if you're a doctor. 35:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 35:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:36 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:36 Episode 0395 - Wrongness http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0395-wrongness/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0395-wrongness/#comments Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:55:26 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0395-wrongness/ On today’s show: Man skirts; celebrity death march; idolatry; flesh peeling; this is certainly suspicious activity; drink like a fish; stabbing awake; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0395-wrongness/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Man skirts; celebrity death march; idolatry; flesh peeling; this is certainly suspicious activity; drink like a fish; stabbing awake; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - it will do things to you. On today's show: Man skirts; celebrity death march; idolatry; flesh peeling; this is certainly suspicious activity; drink like a fish; stabbing awake; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will do things to you. 00:20 Skirts - do guys really need to wear them? 01:30 Flapping in he wind does not sound like much fun. 02:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:05 Run for the hills, celebrities. 03:40 You know, there is a difference. 04:30 You couldn't get the job done in time, eh? 05:25 She was crazy for a while there. 05:50 Cancer will wake you right up. 06:30 Oh, Michael. You are so weird. 08:10 Enablers are bad news if you're rich and famous. 09:15 Thing 3 is now a total Michael Jackson fanatic. 10:10 Thing 3 has perfect pitch, but a memory like a sieve. 10:45 Oh, NOW you want the Michael Jackson stuff. 12:00 Kim probably can't sew leather. 14:30 Peel the back. 16:00 Sam offers to put up a scratching post for Kim. 16:45 This is making Kim completely insane. 18:00 Kim was dumb back in the day. 19:20 Thing 2 succumbs to the peeling. 20:00 Auto-cannibalization. 20:10 What a way to get arrested. 21:10 Stop mixing your drugs, people. 22:20 None of this sounds like fun. 23:20 What's with this halfway business? 23:50 Kim is pure vanilla. 24:30 This is how you get your kids back. 25:30 How far away do you have to go to find a parent who doesn't suck? 27:00 Stop judging, she can totally drink like a fish. 27:40 Habitual drinking doesn't seem like much fun, either. 29:00 Wake up - stabbity. 29:30 Whooops, sorry about that. 30:30 Sam used to be a sleeping time bomb. 31:30 You're never this drunk. 32:50 No one is ever really sure what to do with this. 33:40 How you know this is the girl for you. 36:00 Scary things happen when you're drinking. 37:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 38:55 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:56 Episode 0394 - Chips and Dips http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0394-chips-and-dips/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0394-chips-and-dips/#comments Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:31:37 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0394-chips-and-dips/ On today’s show: Don’t miss the live shows; Kim’s ride; selling on Craigslist; buying from Craigslist; chips for sex; cheeto attack; not pregnant - here’s your dollar; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0394-chips-and-dips/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Don't miss the live shows; Kim's ride; selling on Craigslist; buying from Craigslist; chips for sex; cheeto attack; not pregnant - here's your dollar; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - you know you like it. On today's show: Don't miss the live shows; Kim's ride; selling on Craigslist; buying from Craigslist; chips for sex; cheeto attack; not pregnant - here's your dollar; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you like it. 00:15 Welcome back, Amish. 00:45 Sam hides the jokes from Kim sometimes. 01:10 Don't miss the live the shows. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Kim gets her first highway ride. 03:00 And she breaks the crying rule. 03:30 Butt pain. 04:45 Do not poop on the bike. 06:00 Selling on craigslist can be a little weird. 07:10 Why do you need to bring three guys to this? 08:10 Give me your money, then you ride the bike. 09:10 Things that put you at ease, right or not. 09:30 The bank refuses to notarize the bill of sale. 10:20 Oh, but FedEx can do that for you. 11:00 Buying things from craigslist can be totally weird, too. 12:00 Kim refuses to give out any information, at all. 12:45 This is area is close to where I live, figure it out. 14:00 Oh, google maps, why do you fail us so? 15:40 Apartment addresses are BS. 16:40 This is a fancy couch - why is it on the second floor? 17:30 Movies are pricy. Teenage boys are cheap. 18:20 Chips for sex. 19:00 Flaming hot fries are nasty. Regular hot fries were awesome. 19:30 Things chicks like. 20:30 Don't eat while we're doing this, please. 21:00 Marital problems doesn't mean you go get a hooker. 21:40     Fight, fight! 22:10 Cheeto fight! 23:20 What kind of evidence does this leave? Orange stains on the furniture? 24:20 Credit where credit is due. 24:30 Not pregnant today? Here's your dollar. 24:50 Free baby program is not the same. 25:30 This is a pretty small pool of participants. 26:00 Sam's new and improved plan. 26:40 This program literally cannot fail. 27:30 Okay, here's a new plan. 29:00 It can't be any worse than having babies at 12. 30:00 Abstinence does not work. 32:30 You don't think scientists are already working on this? 34:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 34:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:45 Episode 0393 - Opinions http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0393-opinions/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0393-opinions/#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:50:15 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0393-opinions/ On today’s show: Angry email; spam; crybaby matinee; rogue governor; prison is hard; crazy prison tales; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0393-opinions/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Angry email; spam; crybaby matinee; rogue governor; prison is hard; crazy prison tales; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - not quite as nice as a million dollars. 00:15 The show, you're welcome to it. On today's show: Angry email; spam; crybaby matinee; rogue governor; prison is hard; crazy prison tales; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - not quite as nice as a million dollars. 00:15 The show, you're welcome to it. 00:45 Everyone has an opinion, but some of them are wrong. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 The things that make people the maddest are kind of silly. 02:55 Look, the movie was not good. It just was not good. 03:45 No one knows what kind of man Sam is. 04:40 This shot did not have anything to say to us. 06:00 Fine, it's a vampire, but a scar? Really? 08:00 Bottom line - it was boring. 09:30 Please don't kill us. 09:50 Spam - it's not so tasty. 10:20 Spam has changed over the years. 11:10 It is a drinking meal, though. 12:15 Preserved meat is as good as it gets in Hawaii. 13:00 Childhood favorites. That are no longer favorites. 15:50 Crybaby Matinee. A good idea. Now take it all the way. 17:00 You can't have it both ways, people. 18:40 Rogue governor. 21:50 Yeah, we know, this guy was in Argentina. Our bad. 22:30 Oh, life is hard when you are in prison. 23:50 When you commit a crime of this sort, you should just have to stay in jail. 24:50 For the rest of your life, you have to make macrame thongs. 25:30 It's the attitude almost as much as the crime. 26:30 Dying in your own poop is probably the worst. 28:25 Arkansas is not like this everywhere, but it is in some places. 30:08 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 30:08 Episode 0392 - Doing Things http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0392-doing-things/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0392-doing-things/#comments Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:54:07 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0392-doing-things/ On today’s show: Sunburn; listener email; Thing 1 takes a ride; idiot kids; splitting up on TV; Planet of the Knife-Wielding Ape; pinning it on the kid; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0392-doing-things/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sunburn; listener email; Thing 1 takes a ride; idiot kids; splitting up on TV; Planet of the Knife-Wielding Ape; pinning it on the kid; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music, a soothing oatmeal bath for your itchy soul. On today's show: Sunburn; listener email; Thing 1 takes a ride; idiot kids; splitting up on TV; Planet of the Knife-Wielding Ape; pinning it on the kid; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, a soothing oatmeal bath for your itchy soul. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, we're not picky. 00:45 Kim's Achilles' heel. 01:50 It can be hot out by the pool. 02:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 An email from Eric D. 04:10 We don't know much about sports. But we do believe that baseball is too boring for kids. 05:00 Football can be entertaining, especially at the stadium. 05:25 Ice skating can be an expensive hobby. 06:30 You can take your kid to the movies, as long as you are prepared to bail out if the kid is rotten. 07:15 Begin the training early. 08:30 All the kids want to ride the motorcycle. 09:30 Sidecars are not cheap. 10:30 Thing 1 almost wrecks the bike just getting on it. 11:30 Why is everyone afraid they're going to fall off the back? 11:50 Kim and Sam are the magical elves of the world. 13:00 Ice machines - they're supernatural. 14:50 We need new kids. 15:15 Ah, Jon and Kate are splitting up. 16:30 Maybe having a billion kids and parading them around on TV all the time is hard on your relationship. 18:00 Everything changes once you have kids, much less kids on television. 19:15 Of course, we'll pass up a chance to do good. 20:15 Parents the world over now get the opportunity to explain divorce to their children. 21:10 Gorillas + knives = Planet of the Apes. 22:20 Gorillas will cut you. 24:20 The origins stories are always the best. 25:10 My son did it. 25:15 Oh, yeah, my son is only a few months old. 26:00 A theory. 27:30 Wishing harm on children is how the world ends. 28:00 Parent/child credit card fraud is awesome. 29:30 Sexy zombies - seems unlikely. 31:00 Remembering childhood ghost stories. 31:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 31:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:15 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 33:14 Episode 0391 - Warning http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0391-warning/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0391-warning/#comments Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:29:20 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0391-warning/ On today’s show: Motorcycle dreams; a movie review; yardwork; sunburns; dodgeball drama; vigilante mayor; organ donor states; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0391-warning/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Motorcycle dreams; a movie review; yardwork; sunburns; dodgeball drama; vigilante mayor; organ donor states; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - curse what ails ya. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, slackers. On today's show: Motorcycle dreams; a movie review; yardwork; sunburns; dodgeball drama; vigilante mayor; organ donor states; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - curse what ails ya. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, slackers. 00:45 Kim's motorcycle dream. 01:50 Kim can make anything lame. 03:20 15 mph is the maximum allowable speed in Kim's world. 03:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:00 A movie review for you - Let the Right One In. 05:00 Dubbing is an art, stop messing it up. 05:30 Little girl vampires are always creepy. 06:40 There is no way this scene was necessary. At all. 07:00 That will wake you up. 08:00 The US version will have to be better. 08:30 Working outside with the kids - Kim likes it. 09:30 Cleaning up the pool is such a chore. 10:00 Sam gets eaten alive by mosquitoes. 10:30 Thing 2 gets bitten near the eye. 11:30 Trees in our yard that do not belong. 12:15 Kim's back looks like a slab of rare meat. 13:00 Passive-aggressive mowing. 14:00 Old-school sunburn cures don't really work. 15:50 Some remedies will let you burn more. 17:25 Aloe can cure even hideous burns. 18:20 Kim can be nice, when she really tries hard. 18:50 Why you little . . . dodgeball drama. 19:00 You won't get away from me, I'll choke you. 19:45 In the olden days, punching a teacher was not a good idea. 20:30 We had a teacher who would hit you without warning. 21:20 Some ten-year-old kids are a little bigger than you'd think. 22:20 There is a time and place for choking. School is not it. 22:40 The vigilante mayor. 24:00 This mayor is not as cool as we originally thought. 24:45 Old laws need to get off the books. 25:40 Ganging up on people is not nice. 26:45 Too many people don't even try to help. 27:00 No helmet - become an organ donor. 27:50 More states should repeal their helmet laws. 29:00 Acceptable risk versus being stupid. 29:40 If you want to be done, just be nice about it. 30:15 Sportbike riders are annoying more often than not. 31:00 A faring is not something dirty. 32:40 Why are you trying to get your girlfriend killed? 34:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 34:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:00 This would clean most people right up. 38:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:39 Episode 0390 - Saleing http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0390-saleing/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0390-saleing/#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:07:07 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0390-saleing/ On today’s show: We’re talking about you; brokeback couch; fumigation; lazy little monkeys; garage sales; parking tickets; common sense dress codes; pr0n surprise; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0390-saleing/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: We're talking about you; brokeback couch; fumigation; lazy little monkeys; garage sales; parking tickets; common sense dress codes; pr0n surprise; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - for your nerves and whatnot. On today's show: We're talking about you; brokeback couch; fumigation; lazy little monkeys; garage sales; parking tickets; common sense dress codes; pr0n surprise; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for your nerves and whatnot. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:30 We're talking about you. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:45 Some things you don't want to be over quite so soon. 02:30 Our couch is broken. 03:00 Kim is sneaky. 03:40 We would like to purchase your things. 04:00 Sam thinks the deal is done. 05:00 This place was weird. 05:25 Rich people lack common sense. 06:20 This apartment is very small, and very expensive. 07:30 This elevator is not convenient. 09:00 Hey, I thought you sold this to me? No? 10:00 Kim fears the bed bugs. 11:30 Rental fumigation chambers. 12:20 You people never really cooked in here. 13:00 The Things are shockingly lazy these days. 14:15 Just walk home, kid. 15:00 Your definition of giant is lacking. 15:50 Books are good to buy used, sadly. 16:50 Finding familiar books in your neighbor's yard sale. 18:00 Sam comes up with a plan, Kim wants to be a hermit. 18:45 Park in your own driveway? Here's a ticket. 19:50 There ought to be a law. Oh, wait. There is, and it sucks. 20:50 Let's see what kind of violations we have here. 21:10 Law enforcement for profit is just wrong. 22:00 A cool motorcycle cop. 23:20 A dress code we probably shouldn't have to be told to adhere to. 24:30 Who gets the unpleasant job of enforcing this mess? 25:20 Not bathing is not acceptable. 26:45 Thanks, now we all have laws for everything. 27:00 Oh, sorry about that. I'm in porn. 29:00 A hypothetical that will never happen. 29:50 Condoms cannot protect you from this. 30:30 Happy birthday, Cole. 31:45 Sam gets abandoned by his family on Father's day. 32:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 32:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:45 Thanks Amazon, you rock. 33:28 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 33:28 Episode 0389 - Science http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0389-science/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0389-science/#comments Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:36:53 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0389-science/ On today’s show: A word of warning; remakes; ceiling fans; our wild cat;  GPS destroys a home; no test is perfect; prehistoric microbe of doom; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0389-science/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: A word of warning; remakes; ceiling fans; our wild cat;  GPS destroys a home; no test is perfect; prehistoric microbe of doom; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - scratching the itch you can't reach. On today's show: A word of warning; remakes; ceiling fans; our wild cat;  GPS destroys a home; no test is perfect; prehistoric microbe of doom; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - scratching the itch you can't reach. 00:15 A word of caution to science. 00:50 Kim flashes back. 01:15 Do not re-make Red Dawn. 02:00 Russia is not as scary as it used to be. 02:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:10 Sam and the ceiling fan. 03:30 Technology cannot fix this? 04:00 The wobble is evil. Pure evil. 04:30 The cascade of ruin. 05:30 It is Kim's fault. All Kim's fault. 06:15 Caution is in order. 07:15 Learn to leave things alone. 08:00 You can't even buy a new one to fix the old one. 08:50 The stray cat at the front door. 09:45 The circle of life, right here. 10:30 Great, he's a robot. 11:30 This metal, it doesn't seem to bother him. 12:15 Make your robot better. 13:20 Survival of the fittest. Stop babying the wild things. 14:00 Milk in the eye. 14:30 Sam and the Provigil. 15:50 When GPS goes wrong. 17:15 Use a map, seriously. 19:00 Kim doesn't think this is funny. 20:50 No test is perfect. 21:30 Hmm, why do people want to know the sex of a baby so early? 23:30 So, obviously, these people were up to no good. 26:00 Scientists, please pay attention. 27:00 Oh, look, it's alive. 29:30 Some experiments are best left undone. 31:20 How scientists control the world. 33:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:02 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:02 Episode 0388 - Teen Scene http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0388-teen-scene/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0388-teen-scene/#comments Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:30:56 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0388-teen-scene/ On today’s show: Showtime; getting healthy; DDR; Weeds; Nurse Jackie; OCD kids; Thing 1 gets a lecture; losing your diploma; 56 and 3; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0388-teen-scene/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Showtime; getting healthy; DDR; Weeds; Nurse Jackie; OCD kids; Thing 1 gets a lecture; losing your diploma; 56 and 3; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you freaks. On today's show: Showtime; getting healthy; DDR; Weeds; Nurse Jackie; OCD kids; Thing 1 gets a lecture; losing your diploma; 56 and 3; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you freaks. 00:40 Things you miss when you aren't at the live show. 01:50 Some things are pretty borderline. 02:50 Showtime, sponsor me. 03:00 Getting healthy. Sort of. 03:40 Dance Dance Revolution. 05:00 Thing 3 refuses to dance. 07:00 Get your brain to work with your feets. 07:30 Just tell me how hard it is. Please. 08:30 Thing 2 goes crazy on the DDR. 09:40 Cute = impossibly hard. 10:20 The rankings. They are not good. 11:20 Oh, Nancy Botwin. I fear for you. 11:50 Nurse Jackie. Pretty good. 12:50 Get out of my house, writers. 13:30 We've lived this part of the show too many times. 15:25 Thing 1 gets a lecture from the boy's mother. 16:30 Hey, lady. This is not your kid. 17:50 Why are you discussing college choices with my kid? 19:30 Why doesn't YOUR kid got to college? 20:20 May be we just back off the kids a little bit, administrators. 21:30 This isn't even anything wrong. 22:00 We are going to throw our hats. That's just how it's going to be. 23:20 56 is way more than 3. 24:30 I'm not sure how you could sleep through this. 25:10 Tattoo artists need to get paid. 26:10 This is too many. Someone should have noticed. 26:50 Your dad is going to be really mad. 27:50 At 18, your decision-making processes are suspect, at best. 29:40 Sam is pretty reasonable. 30:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 30:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 32:53 Episode 0387 - Opposites Attract http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0387-opposites-attract/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0387-opposites-attract/#comments Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:24:27 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0387-opposites-attract/ On today’s show: Environmental douche; Steak n Shake; guns and god; roadside monsters; daughter prostitutes; prostitutes in the neighborhood; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0387-opposites-attract/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Environmental douche; Steak n Shake; guns and god; roadside monsters; daughter prostitutes; prostitutes in the neighborhood; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, it's like that. 00:20 Sam is very inappropriate. On today's show: Environmental douche; Steak n Shake; guns and god; roadside monsters; daughter prostitutes; prostitutes in the neighborhood; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, it's like that. 00:20 Sam is very inappropriate. 00:50 There are probably limits to how many children you should have. 01:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 The environment - don't be a douche. 02:20 Sam does not trust whales. 03:15 Laptop batteries - not good for the environment. 04:15 Just use the recycle bin, please. 05:20 Who cares what they do with it when it's being recycled? 06:20 He won't know it's you that killed him. 07:10 Some people will not do the right thing, even when it's easy. 08:10 Well, it's not turning my kids into three-headed monsters. 09:00 Let's go to Steak n Shake. 10:40 Turning left on Dallas streets is taking your life into your own hands. 11:10 A decent human emerges from the crowd. 12:10 These coupons, they are not a deal. 13:20 Territorial shakes. 14:40 Overeating. 15:10 Crazy storm weather. 15:50 Bring your guns to church. 16:30 Let us not combine religion and weapons. 18:50 Sam and the skinheads. 19:50 How to tell stupid bikers from smart bikers. 20:30 It's alive! 21:40 Monsters are a better deterrent than simple cones. 22:40 Sometimes you are freed by the perceptions of others. 23:30 An urban legend comes to life. 24:20 Your head asplodes. 25:00 At least she called an ambulance. 25:30 A moment of true horror. 27:15 Prostitutes move into the neighborhood. 30:30 Sometimes, shows just end. 33:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:34 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:34 Episode 0386 - Migrating http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0386-migrating/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0386-migrating/#comments Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:27:19 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0386-migrating/ On today’s show: technical difficulties; the economy; spring cleaning; room makeover; serial killer in the making; hit by a meteor; feeding mishap; throwing out an arm; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0386-migrating/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: technical difficulties; the economy; spring cleaning; room makeover; serial killer in the making; hit by a meteor; feeding mishap; throwing out an arm; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - now with 100% more technical d... On today's show: technical difficulties; the economy; spring cleaning; room makeover; serial killer in the making; hit by a meteor; feeding mishap; throwing out an arm; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - now with 100% more technical difficulties. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you love us. 01:00 The economy and your butt. 01:45 Sam migrates. Kim gets annoyed. 02:20 Sam should check in more. 02:50 Technology should make this obsolete, and yet it doesn't. 03:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:50 Amazon, please to be using our link. Thanks. 04:00 Spring/summer cleaning from hell. 05:50 How long should we keep our paper records? 07:30 Oh, Delicious Library, you are the best. 08:00 Painting the kids' room can be quite a challenge. 08:45 Kim moves the bunk beds. She is the hulk. 09:45 The kids now have direct access to the computer and television from their bed. 11:25 Toy rediscovery. 12:25 There is probably nothing dead in there. 12:50 iPod found. 13:40 Thing 3 pretends to be Kate. 14:00 Some of you owe me a big apology. 15:40 The video that nails shut the coffin. 16:50 There may be a serial killer growing in our house. 19:20 Law and Order - maybe a little extreme. 21:50 Hit by a meteor. 23:00 Doubters - you people are no fun. 24:50 Do not feed your kid in the front seat, people. 26:00 Your nipple could be destroyed by this. Do not do it. 27:30 If the kid is fine, nothing really went wrong. 28:30 How Kim handled feeding time. 28:50 Who does this arm belong to? Because I'm throwing it out. 30:00 Unions are not always necessary. But they can be useful. 32:00 No one even tried on this one. 33:20 Kim tells you how to prepare your kids for the future. 34:45 Horrible things from Sam's past. 37:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 38:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:48 Episode 0385 - Below Average http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0385-below-average/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0385-below-average/#comments Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:00:21 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0385-below-average/ On today’s show: Mistakes; Kim rides; the SAT; the long ride; te shroomhunter; HOA hornblower; super-pranker; Kung Fu disappointment; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0385-below-average/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Mistakes; Kim rides; the SAT; the long ride; te shroomhunter; HOA hornblower; super-pranker; Kung Fu disappointment; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Just because we feel like it. 00:15 Not everyone needs kids. On today's show: Mistakes; Kim rides; the SAT; the long ride; te shroomhunter; HOA hornblower; super-pranker; Kung Fu disappointment; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Just because we feel like it. 00:15 Not everyone needs kids. 01:00 Kim takes a ride. 01:20 Kim just needs to get used to it. 02:30 Sam can never win. 02:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:15 SAT. 04:10 How Kim took the SAT. 04:20 How Sam took the SAT. 05:00 How Sam got sabotaged. 05:30 Kim criticizes. 06:20 There is a time for all things. 07:15 But for some people, time has no meaning. 08:55 This is awfully rude. 10:30 Sam takes a long ride. 11:15 And he discovers that rural Texas is kind of spooky. 12:20 Wild horses and shorts-wearing cowboys. 13:30 Crossbows, knives, and Mexican pharmaceuticals. 14:50 Kim is a little bit of a control freak. 15:50 Turning is something Kim will not do. 18:00 Kim gets mesmerized by danger. 18:45 Lightning snacking. 20:00 Science! 20:40 I need my shrooms. 21:10 Cows - more dangerous than you know. 22:44 Maybe the crossbow was for coercion. 24:25 Maybe you don't need to use your horn quite so much. 25:15 Homeowner's Associations are evil. 26:30 Chickens are not for city-dwellers. Trust me. 28:15 Prank call from hell. 29:20 Maybe people need to learn their limits. 30:50 Kim avoids saying hotel like a Texan. 31:50 Crushing Kung Fu disappointment. 36:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 36:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:10 Episode 0384 - Parents and Kids http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0384-parents-and-kids/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0384-parents-and-kids/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:43:00 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0384-parents-and-kids/ On today’s show: Different opinions; painting a room; family email harassment; you are not clever enough; mom costs a pinkie; running over mom; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0384-parents-and-kids/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Different opinions; painting a room; family email harassment; you are not clever enough; mom costs a pinkie; running over mom; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - like a shot of awesome right into your hypothalamus. On today's show: Different opinions; painting a room; family email harassment; you are not clever enough; mom costs a pinkie; running over mom; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a shot of awesome right into your hypothalamus. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:40 Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl. Differing opinions. 01:30 Parents and kids - natural enemies. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:10 Weeds is back, yay. 02:50 Kim can determine paternity by sight. 03:20 The finger test. 04:10 Kim paints a room. 04:50 The kids aren't as much help as you'd like to think. 05:40 These kids never get tired. 06:30 It takes a while to get ready to paint. 07:15 Puking is hard to control. 08:00 Fake bonsai - a big hit with the kids. 09:00 Restoring order is a little troublesome. 10:00 The email campaign from hell. 11:20 No amount of begging can change this, people. 12:30 No one cares that it's Sam's birthday. 13:20 It's not really our fault you people haven't seen us. 14:15 This may make the orphaning complete. 14:50 Kim goes the copy/paste route. 16:00 Kim's mom is no better, do not let her fool you. 16:45 You have to be clever to have a child in Britain. 17:50 This kid ain' right. 18:50 You don't get to keep this kid, we're giving it away. 20:00 If you're not going to publish the rules, you shouldn't get to take the kid. 21:20 Preventing kids is not the same as taking kids. 23:15 Mom, great. Now I don't have a finger. 24:45 Sometimes you have to sue your parents. 25:15 Sam's scheme. 26:20 This was totally Kim's fault. 27:20 Learning to drive. By killing your mom. 28:20 You stop them by slapping them in the head. 30:10 Being free from your parents can be worth the cost of living alone. 32:00 Being an adult is harder than people think. 33:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. Kim and Sam yes 35:08 Episode 0383 - Memories http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0383-memories/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0383-memories/#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:58:52 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0383-memories/ On today’s show: Land of the Lost; discrimination; fire-setting as a form of protest; pigs for crack; faking your job; reality tv; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0383-memories/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Land of the Lost; discrimination; fire-setting as a form of protest; pigs for crack; faking your job; reality tv; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - better than silence. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. On today's show: Land of the Lost; discrimination; fire-setting as a form of protest; pigs for crack; faking your job; reality tv; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than silence. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:00 Land of the Lost - how did this go so wrong? 01:45 How a bad movie gets made. 02:20 Man vs. Wild is generally pretty crappy. Fake. 03:15 Fake accents are just a waste of time and energy, movie people. 03:40 The old-school Land of the Lost is not what we remember. 04:30 This is definitely weak-sauce. 05:20 These effects, they are not special. At all. 05:40 Kim hates the tears. 06:30 Just go home, stop being silly. 07:30 Maybe it was the idea of the dinosaur that was so scary. 08:30 Maybe if you're the runner for a thousand shows, you can't really give them any attention. 09:30 Sam gets stiffed. 10:50 This is what we call customer service. 12:00 Okay, this might be getting out of hand. 12:30 No help for YOU. 13:30 Maybe it was for Sam's own good. 14:30 You don't want to help me? I'll set your crap on fire. 16:30 People are having trouble expressing themselves in constructive ways. 17:40 Gift-giving should not be an ordeal for either party. 18:30 Just send a card if you don't know. It'll be easier for us all. 19:30 Look, I give you pig, you give me crack. 20:30 A pig is not a small animal. 21:30 Large numbers of police are actually safer for you. 23:00 How to fake your job. 24:20 You will get caught if you do this kind of thing. 24:40 Newspapers are kind of dead. Do not try to start a new one. 26:00 Lying about your life in print can backfire on you. 26:45 The internet makes research so easy you cannot lie. 27:50 You really have to fake this? 28:20 Getting bit by a rat is no joke. 29:00 I'm a Celebrity - I suck. 29:30 You are not as famous as you think. 30:40 This is not Vietnam. 32:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 33:35 Episode 0382 - The Talk http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0382-the-talk/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0382-the-talk/#comments Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:58:27 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/?p=870 On today’s show: Weary; Bart calls in; butt issues; The Talk; Pound-a-Punk; Ranch Dressing and coins; twitter can hurt you; birthday wishes; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/episode-0382-the-talk/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Weary; Bart calls in; butt issues; The Talk; Pound-a-Punk; Ranch Dressing and coins; twitter can hurt you; birthday wishes; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music, there's nothing quite like it. On today's show: Weary; Bart calls in; butt issues; The Talk; Pound-a-Punk; Ranch Dressing and coins; twitter can hurt you; birthday wishes; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, there's nothing quite like it. 00:15 Welcome back, sorry about the lack of a Saturday night show. 01:00 An economic plan involving organs. 01:25 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Kim shines a light. 03:00 Something to buy. 03:50 Bart follows up on his earlier call. 04:45 So justice was served after all. 05:15 Not paying a ticket can ruin your life. 06:00 Sam does not always want to hear things. 07:30 Again, kids, this is something Kim should be told, not your father. 08:10 Nothing down there should pop. Ever. 08:50 An unpleasant job for Kim. 09:50 Most doctors would recommend a trip to the hospital, we think. 10:50 This is probably not treatable with a crème. 12:00 The school gives girls The Talk. And then breaks for summer. 13:30 We separate the sexes to make everyone more uncomfortable. 14:15 Puberty doesn't really freak guys out that much. 16:30 Girls smell funny. 17:10 Pound-a-Punk Day. 17:50 There are a ton of available weapons in the bowling alley. 19:50 Crime is getting tougher these days. 20:30 Road rage. 21:20 These two things were all you had in the car. 22:25 Leave motorcyclists alone 23:30 In Texas this would go down very differently. 25:00 Twitter kills. 26:00 Sam does twitter or plurk while out and about, but not while MOVING. 27:00 People are getting dumber all the time. 27:30 It's not even a function of parenting. 29:00 Learn to filter your thoughts. 29:50 Thanks for the birthday wishes. 30:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:35 Call us - 206.339.7482. 32:15 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 32:16 Episode 0381 - Works http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0381-works/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0381-works/#comments Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:19:45 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0381-works/ On today’s episode: Hernias; fix-it girl; stress from work; suicide fail; beating the addiction; cutting off the junk; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0381-works/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's episode: Hernias; fix-it girl; stress from work; suicide fail; beating the addiction; cutting off the junk; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - like a lick on the eyeball. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, inappropriate expos... On today's episode: Hernias; fix-it girl; stress from work; suicide fail; beating the addiction; cutting off the junk; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a lick on the eyeball. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, inappropriate exposers. 01:30 Kim learns about goatse. 01:50 Low-speed internet saved much pain. 02:50 Some parts of your body have more stretch than others. 03:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:50 Kim is impressive. 04:40 Some parts are shockingly frail and crude. 05:20 Kim dreams of fixing things. 05:30 Special thanks to Chris for helping out with some good info. 06:45 What Kim found under the washer. 07:15 Sam rewards his wife. 08:00 Another project for Kim. 10:00 The jobs are crazy. 10:30 Familiarity breeds slackerdom. 11:30 Performing miracles leads your boss to believe that you can always do miracles. 12:30 Bosses, listen to your people. 13:00 Sam is a very sarcastic co-worker. 14:20 Stress turns into physical discomfort. 15:00 Working people to death does not improve the bottom line. 15:30 Suicide fail. 16:10 How to do it right. 17:00 Sam remember what Kim cannot. 17:30 Jesus saves the stupid. 18:00 What makes tomorrow better than today? 18:50 Sometimes you have to get tough. 20:20 Religion likes violence as the answer. 21:15 Addicts are not your friend. 22:00 Death bed conversion. 23:10 We can't always judge. 24:00 Who exactly are you punishing here? 25:00 This is only punishing yourself. 27:20 How can people live like this? 28:00 A question for the ladies. 28:30 The things Kim expects. 29:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 29:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:55 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 31:55 Episode 0380 - Recognize http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0380-recognize/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0380-recognize/#comments Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:10:15 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0380-recognize/ On today’s show:  Stinky people; respect mah authoritay; awards; punishing the good; zombie arrest; noble crime; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0380-recognize/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Stinky people; respect mah authoritay; awards; punishing the good; zombie arrest; noble crime; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - like a javelin in the brain. 00:15 Welcome to the show. On today's show:  Stinky people; respect mah authoritay; awards; punishing the good; zombie arrest; noble crime; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a javelin in the brain. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Sam should not think so much. 01:30 Smell is important. 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:20 Thing 3 has the authoritay. 03:50 The newbies never get anything. 04:20 These are fancy, but ugly. 04:30 Sometimes, you can go over the top with the gear. 05:20 Stop riding scooters, men. 06:00 Sam would not ride a scooter. 06:15 Kim makes a big sacrifice. 07:30 The most overwrought essay ever. 09:00 Award ceremony. 10:20 Segregating the good from the bad. 11:00 Nothing for you, scrubs. 12:00 Not fancy, just paper. 12:15 Good attendance comes from parents who don't want you around. 12:45 Sam often missed school, but not his fault. 13:20 3 hours is too long. 14:10 Artifical award limits are no good for anyone. 15:00 The best are, in fact, the best. 16:00 The die is cast by the time you're 12. Deal. 17:30 You have limits, people. 18:30 No good deed goes unpunished. 19:30 Normal people get a ticket for this. 21:05 Kim nearly kills herself. 22:00 Common sense - learn it. 24:10 Seattle gets cranky about this. 25:20 Know where you are. 26:00 Crime that pays. 28:10 Beggars, motorcycle riders are not your target. 30:30 Sam makes a point. 31:30 Reduced prices. 32:02 Call us - 206.339.7482. 32:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 34:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 33:58 Episode 0379 - Clean Up http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0379-clean-up/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0379-clean-up/#comments Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:18:37 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0379-clean-up/ On today’s show: The laundromat adventures; Kim rides; the baby human shield; don’t pee on the geyser; the digital tv conversion issue; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0379-clean-up/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The laundromat adventures; Kim rides; the baby human shield; don't pee on the geyser; the digital tv conversion issue; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - so poignant it might make you cry. On today's show: The laundromat adventures; Kim rides; the baby human shield; don't pee on the geyser; the digital tv conversion issue; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so poignant it might make you cry. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:20 The washing machine is still broken. 02:20 Kim refuses to go the laundromat. So Sam must do the deed. 03:20 Sam is no safer as a man, but Kim doesn't care. 04:00 This won't cost much. 05:30 The quest ends. 06:30 Forgetting soap is a rookie mistake. 07:15 Sam gets ripped off. 08:30 Inflation is brutal. 09:30 Sam leeches the internet. . . 10:30  . . . and becomes an inadvertent hacker. 11:10 Recruiting - with booze. 12:30 Laundromats are not economical. 13:30 Do not steal my plastic bags. 14:00 Sam never gets credit, because Kim has always done something harder/worse/scarier. 15:00 Kim gets ready for adventure. 15:40 Cheap is not the word when shopping for gear. 16:20 Moto Liberty - more fun per square inch than anywhere else in the world. 17:20 Gear for girls really isn't. 18:20 Jacket secured. On to helmets. 19:50 Claustrophobia. 20:45 Kim mocks motorcycle superstitions. 22:45 Just lean, you'll be fine. 23:15 Not too fast, not too slow. 25:00 Kids should not be used as human shields. 26:00 The punishment should be severe. 27:00 The callous disregard for the safety of children is a sign of the end times. 28:10 Don't pee on the geyser. 29:00 Guys do stupid stuff, we just think it's funny. 30:15 Big Brother - it's all about doing it on camera. 31:30 If you aren't ready for digital tv, you don't deserve tv. 32:45 Sam really should have gotten in on this scam. 33:45 You've been warned, stop crying. 35:40 Kim needs a wider seat. 36:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 36:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:14 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 37:14 Episode 0378 - Bartertown http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0378-bartertown/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0378-bartertown/#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:39:46 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0378-bartertown/ Band meeting in the dark; Kim makes a deal with the Debil; unexpected life lessons for Thing 3; a dangerous game of strip rocking; poisoned balls; and some mighty fine dinner rolls.  Call us at 206.339.7482

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0378-bartertown/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY Band meeting in the dark; Kim makes a deal with the Debil; unexpected life lessons for Thing 3; a dangerous game of strip rocking; poisoned balls; and some mighty fine dinner rolls.  Call us at 206.339.7482 - - No notes today!  Sorry! Band meeting in the dark; Kim makes a deal with the Debil; unexpected life lessons for Thing 3; a dangerous game of strip rocking; poisoned balls; and some mighty fine dinner rolls.  Call us at 206.339.7482 No notes today!  Sorry! Kim and Sam yes 33:49 Episode 0377 - Take the Wheel http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0377-take-the-wheel/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0377-take-the-wheel/#comments Fri, 29 May 2009 17:08:07 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0377-take-the-wheel/ On today’s show: Thing 1 will never drive; homework assistance; old-timey brothers; field day prep; banquets; killer chips; asking for a beating; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0377-take-the-wheel/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Thing 1 will never drive; homework assistance; old-timey brothers; field day prep; banquets; killer chips; asking for a beating; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that's right. 00:15 Welcome back, drivers. On today's show: Thing 1 will never drive; homework assistance; old-timey brothers; field day prep; banquets; killer chips; asking for a beating; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that's right. 00:15 Welcome back, drivers. 00:30 Thing 1 will never be able to drive if she keeps up like this. 01:50 How would Sam even know this? 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Kim does homework, again. 04:00 Thing 1 is never home to do her own work. 05:00 Thing 3 wants to get involved, but doesn't have the skills. 05:30 Now Kim has three projects going. 06:00 Shrinky Dinks to the rescue. 06:45 Can you even still buy Shrinky Dinks? 07:45 String art - what about this? 10:00 Thing 3 gets ready for field day - the night before. 11:15 Morning fights. These are the worst. 12:15 Hardcore field day. 13:20 On field day, kids eat whatever they want. 15:00 Do not drink soda off the floor. 16:50 It's not field day until there is blood. 18:00 Carnage for teens. 19:20 Revenge is often punished. 19:50 The banquet. 20:30 This isn't really for us. 21:30 Thing 1 gets crushed. 22:30 No, you cannot patent the killer chip. 23:00 We don't like you anymore. Pop. 24:00 Kim thinks it's a good idea. 25:00 Sam has ideas of his own. 26:00 Instamapper is pretty cool stuff. 26:50 Young driver. 27:15 Mind your blood sugar, man. 28:10 It's not so much bravery as self-preservation. 29:00 This isn't a name for a kid. 29:30 Asking for a beating. 30:15 It makes sympathy hard. 31:20 Parents should have more control than they do. 32:30 Information is power. Period. 35:00 Sam is right, but Kim will never admit it. 36:20 The disintegration of the family. 37:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 37:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 38:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:20 Episode 0376 - Babies Daddies http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0376-babies-daddies/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0376-babies-daddies/#comments Thu, 28 May 2009 13:52:08 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0376-babies-daddies/ On today’s show: Revolving vagina; child abandonment; terrible tattoo; mongrel babies; cell phone bribery; get off the bridge; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0376-babies-daddies/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Revolving vagina; child abandonment; terrible tattoo; mongrel babies; cell phone bribery; get off the bridge; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Not quite as nice as a new motorcycle. On today's show: Revolving vagina; child abandonment; terrible tattoo; mongrel babies; cell phone bribery; get off the bridge; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Not quite as nice as a new motorcycle. 00:15 Stay tuned - this story is just nutso. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Thanks for being our sponsor, Amazon. 02:30 Thing 1 abandons the family. 03:00 Incredible Pizza. 03:50 The baked potato hunt. 04:50 The servers just blatantly lie to Kim. 06:00 Old movies just weren't that long. 07:20 You have to pick games the kids can win. 08:00 Tiny bowling. 08:45 Sam masters the shooting gallery. 10:00 Being a jerk at the shooting gallery. 11:00 Preparing Kim for a zombie invasion. 11:50 The floor is slippery. 13:30 The air hockey playing was not slick, though. 15:00 The strangest crane game prizes ever. 16:40 The boy gets a tattoo. Like an idiot. 18:00 Don't be a jerk to a tattoo artist. 18:45 Thing 1's ridiculous plan for a tattoo. 19:30 Tattoos should always be easily covered when needed. 20:20 People do judge you by your looks. Get used to it. 21:20 Sam's plans for his dad. 21:40 Going home. 22:00 How our marriage will end. 23:00 No one ever has time to do everything. 25:00 Kim the bad guy. 26:00 Isn't this precious. 27:00 Back to back cramming. 28:00 The outsider. 30:30 How can dudes do this? 32:00 Here's your phone. Give me $30. 33:30 Rewards should just be more standard. 35:30 Get off the bridge, loser. 36:40 Stop with the ridiculous protest, it will just get you hurt. 38:00 If you're eager o die, just die. Don't mess with the rest of us. 41:00 Kim's plan. 41:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 41:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 43:04 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 43:09 Episode 0375 - Up To No Good http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0375-up-to-no-good/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0375-up-to-no-good/#comments Tue, 26 May 2009 14:01:04 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0375-up-to-no-good/ On today’s show: Motorcycle podcast search; flashback drink; rude teens; police quotas; showers are for wimps; jumping snake; on the lam; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0375-up-to-no-good/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Motorcycle podcast search; flashback drink; rude teens; police quotas; showers are for wimps; jumping snake; on the lam; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - because it rocks. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. On today's show: Motorcycle podcast search; flashback drink; rude teens; police quotas; showers are for wimps; jumping snake; on the lam; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - because it rocks. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:25 Sam is looking for a motorcycle podcast to listen to. 01:00 People are just up to no good these days. 01:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:20 The flashback drink. 02:00 Kim makes a wrong guess and has to drink again. 02:30 Ah, the old Mad Dog. 03:25 $2.99 per fifth - good times. 04:00 Bart calls in about some rude teens. 05:15 We can't allow this kind of crap, people. 05:50 Kim lays down the law. 06:45 The sense of entitlement even extends to our house. 08:50 Teenagers in a pack are likely to get out of hand. 09:30 How the local police fill their quotas. 10:25 Stop parking here, people. 11:20 Look, I've been breaking this law for years, man. 11:30 Why do some people make their lives so hard? 13:00 There is a time and place. This isn't it. 14:15 Punishments for idiots. 14:30 The swingers are up to nonsense. 15:10 The swingers try to unload a kid. 16:30 Weird thoughts. 17:00 Showers are for pussies. 18:00 Do not keep doing the same thing and expecting a different result. 18:30 Fire is magic. 20:40 Kim freaks herself out. 21:50 This is not a jumprope. 22:50 Sam didn't have a lot of experience with snakes. 24:30 Thing 2 has to operate on a pig. 25:30 No one else can do it - leave it to Thing 2. 26:30 Just understand where your food comes from, people. 27:30 Take the money and run. 28:15 Banks need to be responsible for their own mistakes. 30:10 If I make a mistake, I'm responsible. It should work both ways. 32:30 Our plans for being on the run. 33:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:48 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 35:02 Episode 0374 - Have a Day http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0374-have-a-day/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0374-have-a-day/#comments Mon, 25 May 2009 14:20:43 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0374-have-a-day/ On today’s show: The bad start; divorce proof; Daniel calls in; the new motorcycle; insurance companies suck; the brokedown washing machine; watch where you sit; kid shopping; meat cleavers; cal us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0374-have-a-day/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The bad start; divorce proof; Daniel calls in; the new motorcycle; insurance companies suck; the brokedown washing machine; watch where you sit; kid shopping; meat cleavers; cal us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: The bad start; divorce proof; Daniel calls in; the new motorcycle; insurance companies suck; the brokedown washing machine; watch where you sit; kid shopping; meat cleavers; cal us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - enough to make your ears bleed. 00:15 This is not how you want to start your weekend. 01:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:25 Why we will never get divorced; 02:45 A message from the past. 04:15 Indeed, the whole world is stupid. 05:15 What the bible says. 05:50 Sam gets a new motorcycle. 06:40 Kim is scared. 07:40 Preparing for Kim's first ride. 08:40 Perhaps a video is forthcoming. 09:50 Oh, insurance companies. Why do you suck so very bad? 11:00 Here's a check, enjoy! 12:10 This is your mistake, you eat it. 12:50 There's no sanity check for this? Because that seems unlikely. 14:00 Don't make me hold for hours while you figure out how to fix it. 14:50 Companies need to be responsible for their own problems. 16:00 Oh, look. The washing machine is broken. 17:50 Sam makes a deal with Kim. 18:50 This story may or may not have come from Meldrick. 19:00 Watch where you sit. 19:30 Who knew - Jesus is in China. 20:00 This is not a minor injury. 21:00 Injuries to your junk. 22:40 Kim would just let Sam die. 23:00 Stop leaving your children unattended. 25:00 When you are napping, the kid better be napping. 26:00 Kim smashes her words together. 27:00 A robbery gone awry. 28:15 Meat cleavers are easier than knives. 29:30 People are disappointing. 30:30 Let us know if you've seen a scooter doing something stupid. 31:30 Robot arms for self defense. 33:30 We did not quit the show - sorry for the scare. 33:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:40 Episode 0373 - Assaulting http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0373-assaulting/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0373-assaulting/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 21:20:22 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0373-assaulting/ On today’s show: Computer fisting; back scratching hate; fly invasion; earth movers; foodsplosion; get it on; my eyes, my legs; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0373-assaulting/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Computer fisting; back scratching hate; fly invasion; earth movers; foodsplosion; get it on; my eyes, my legs; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - gets you moving, moving. 00:15 Welcome back, people of the world. On today's show: Computer fisting; back scratching hate; fly invasion; earth movers; foodsplosion; get it on; my eyes, my legs; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - gets you moving, moving. 00:15 Welcome back, people of the world. 00:30 Computers are not friendly. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Why Kim is probably getting a Mac. 02:30 Kim does not like the back scratcher. 03:15 Sam is not loved. 03:50 Ninja back scratcher. 04:30 You didn't get hit, so shush. 05: 30 Sam is not your role model. 07:30 It is your destiny to be hit. 07:45 Fly invasion. 08:00 Kim blames the dog. 08:30 Learn to close a door, humans. 09:15 Our children are afraid of flies. All flies. 10:00 Kim instills predatory instincts in the children. 11:00 Flailing around with fly swatters. 12:30 Camping with the children - probably not a great idea. 13:10 Our insurance covers a lot of things. 14:00 We are not covered in case the earth splits open and eats us. 14:45 Kim thinks a bomb has gone off. 16:00 There's no warning for this. 18:20 Stop breaking the world with your drilling. 18:40 Rotten food will make you sick. 19:00 So will combining noxious chemicals. 20:00 Just because you can't smell the chemicals does not mean they will not kill you. 21:30 Work refrigerators are horrible messes. 22:25 We so horny. 23:00 Look, there's a simple explanation. 23:30 There's something very sweet about this. 25:10 Viewing sex does not immediately turn you into a pervert. 26:00 The worst story we've ever done. 26:30 Well this isn't nice. 26:45 I don't like these legs. 27:50 Some drugs are just bad. 29:00 Not everyone has that instinct. 30:41 Don't blame it on us. 31:30 Kim is not excited. 33:45 Okay, they do not flap. 35:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 35:38 Episode 0372 - Dollar Signs http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0372-dollar-signs/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0372-dollar-signs/#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 13:52:22 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0372-dollar-signs/ On today’s show: Online dating; getting sucked back in; bartering for band; loose bills; living at home; technical issues. Call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0372-dollar-signs/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Online dating; getting sucked back in; bartering for band; loose bills; living at home; technical issues. Call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - it will definitely get the job done. On today's show: Online dating; getting sucked back in; bartering for band; loose bills; living at home; technical issues. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will definitely get the job done. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you swingers. 00:30 Kim doesn't know what she's talking about. 01:00 Kim is the most boring web denizen ever. 01:30 We are not loved. 02:15 Some sponsors do not love us. 02:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:10 Wal-Mart keeps sucking us back in. 05:20 Chemicals are not always your friend. 06:00 Why are all radio ads are about making your penis larger these days? 06:50 Monsters can't walk right when they hide their tail. 07:45 Pooping can be a problem. 08:45 Learn to do it in public. 09:20 Band is expensive 10:20 Time to barter. 11:40 Just be a human, you dork. 12;30 Only dummies pay. 13:20 Thing 2 becomes a drummer. 15:10 Thing 1 prepares her budget. 16:20 That's a great salary. 17:20 We really hope our kids are this rich. 18:00 Electricity is stupid expensive in TX. 20:30 Money does not grow on trees. 21:00 Learn to hold on to your money. 21:40 This is just the stupid tax. 23:00 You do not need to carry all this money, people. 24:00 Don't leave your room a mess, adults who live with their parents. 25:30 You people are doing it wrong. 26:10 Sam plans his political career. 26:45 Uh, whoops. 27:32 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 27:32 Episode 0371 - Field Tripping http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0371-field-tripping/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0371-field-tripping/#comments Tue, 19 May 2009 14:40:39 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0371-field-tripping/ On today’s show: Bart 2 calls in; King Tut; epipens; like rain on your field trip day; shock the monkeys; wear your underwear; lacrosse coke; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0371-field-tripping/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Bart 2 calls in; King Tut; epipens; like rain on your field trip day; shock the monkeys; wear your underwear; lacrosse coke; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - you know you can't live without it. On today's show: Bart 2 calls in; King Tut; epipens; like rain on your field trip day; shock the monkeys; wear your underwear; lacrosse coke; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you can't live without it. 00:15 Kim's a lightweight. 01:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Bart from the North calls in. 03:30 Kim believes suffering is important. 04:45 Thing 1 is an Egypt freak. 06:00 We already paid for this museum, why do we have to pay admission? 07:00 Kids today expect to be able to get close to things. 08:00 King Tut souvenirs - classy. 09:00 Ah, stuffed animals. Just what girls want. 10:30 Thing 3 goes on a lame field trip. 11:30 Thing 3 learns to deal without dramamine. 13:00 Four miles is a long way to expect 10 year-old kids to walk. 14:00 Epipens can save your life. 14:30 But only if it's with you. 16:30 Thing 2 goes to Six Flags. And it rained. 18:00 A crappy field trip is worse than no field trip. 19:00 Kim is a wuss about rides. 19:30 Hey kids, let's play with the stun gun! 20:50 This is never a good idea. Never. 21:40 Nonlethal does not equal safe or painless. 22:40 Please recall these pictures of my daughter's hoohoo. 23:30 This is what happens when you don't wear your underwear. 25:50 Embarrassing yearbook moments. 27:45 I teach lacrosse. And sell coke. 29:25 Proof that Sam isn't the only weird person. 31:10 Don't let people tamper with your body, sports stars. 33:00 Sam fantasizes about his listeners. 33:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:25 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:23 Episode 0370 - Doing It Wrong http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0370-doing-it-wrong/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0370-doing-it-wrong/#comments Mon, 18 May 2009 14:53:59 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0370-doing-it-wrong/ On today’s show: Sad Sam; Daniel calls; Thing 1’s eyeballs; self-pleasuring to the max; pay-for-play pregnancy; nudging people with a car; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0370-doing-it-wrong/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sad Sam; Daniel calls; Thing 1's eyeballs; self-pleasuring to the max; pay-for-play pregnancy; nudging people with a car; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music will not cause cancer. We don't think. On today's show: Sad Sam; Daniel calls; Thing 1's eyeballs; self-pleasuring to the max; pay-for-play pregnancy; nudging people with a car; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music will not cause cancer. We don't think. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you crazy people. 00:30 Sam was sad, now he's not. 01:30 Stop doing it wrong. 01:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Sam sabotages himself. 03:00 Daniel calls us from May, 2008. 04:20 Sam gives advice about kids. 05:20 Sam has a diagnosis for this problem. 05:25 Kim gives actual advice. 06:10 A problem with language. 07:20 Sam does not approve of sign language for kids. 08:20 The truth. 11:00 Thing 1 gets her eyeballs examined. 12:20 Eye exams - probably the least painful medical examination ever. 13:00 Kim goes to the wrong doctor. 15:40 Mall walkers attack. 16:30 Thing 1 freaks out. 17:00 Sam is ashamed of his children. 17:50 But you have already been wearing glasses. 18:50 Apparently, your eye can just give up. 19:50 Sam thinks people from other countries are ripping him off. 20:30 Kim gets handmade cards for Mother's day, now she's happy. 22:00 Kim uses a coupon. 23:00 Thing 3 has to validate the coupon. 24:00 Sometimes fantasies get out of control. 24:45 Don't just watch, people, help out. 25:30 Some chicks are just too extreme for their own good. 27:30 Kim places a guess. 28:45 Do not trust the internets. 29;15 Please get my wife pregnant. 30:00 Swinging for pay does not work out. 31:00 Kim refuses a similar arrangement. 32:30 Sam was not picky back in the day. 32:45 Nudging people with your car is not a great idea. 33:10 At 81, you may not have the motor control necessary to safely do this. 35:00 Kim plans to learn how to ride a motorcycle. 35:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 35:20 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:35 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:34 Episode 0369 - Childrearing http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0369-childrearing/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0369-childrearing/#comments Fri, 15 May 2009 14:13:03 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0369-childrearing/ On today’s show: Raising kids; dealing with the police; trip to the toy store; parenting failure; gunplay; girl fight; birthing man; zombie ants; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0369-childrearing/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Raising kids; dealing with the police; trip to the toy store; parenting failure; gunplay; girl fight; birthing man; zombie ants; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Better than a lot of things that are worse than it. On today's show: Raising kids; dealing with the police; trip to the toy store; parenting failure; gunplay; girl fight; birthing man; zombie ants; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Better than a lot of things that are worse than it. 00:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:00 Kim deals with the police. 01:45 Apparently you can get in a lot more trouble one way than the other. 02:25 Most creepy dudes are probably not dangerous, they're just gross. 02:45 A neutral attitude is probably the safest. 03:45 It wasn't life threatening, so you wait a day. 04:30 This doesn't really count as naked. 05:00 Does a sock make it better? 05:45 Eh, it's only sort of a crime, apparently. 06:35 Just send a cop by, please. 08:00 Don't mess with Texas kids. 09:30 Sam gets harassed by his own kids. 10:10 Any money gets spent immediately. 10:45 It's a short ride, not too bad. 11:15 It's a toy wonderland. 12:15 Why are we here if you do not want to look at anything? 14:00 Gardening Mama is not a game that needed to be made. 15:00 Sam feels like a failure. 16:00 Too much stress. 16:30 Kids like to add to the stress. 17:45 Fiiiiire! 19:30 I'm 11. And I have a gun. 20:30 Accidents happen this way. 21:10 The one with the gun has the authority. 22:10 Guns are dangerous, primarily if you are an idiot. 23:10 Why must girls always fight? 24:20 And why must parents get involved? 25:10 I can't make my kid like your kid. 26:45 Hey, what is this lump on my belly? 27:30 You're kind of a crappy doctor for missing this. 28:40 Kim makes it gross. 29:15 Teratoma's take the cake. 30:45 How Texas will fight fire ants. 31:30 How to make a zombie ant. 33:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 35:46 Episode 0368 - Creeps http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0368-creeps/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0368-creeps/#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 14:16:08 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0368-creeps/ On today’s show: Overload; school administrators; Kim gets harassed; prom abuse; elevators are not clown cars; fire is never really a prank; the price of CAPS; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0368-creeps/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Overload; school administrators; Kim gets harassed; prom abuse; elevators are not clown cars; fire is never really a prank; the price of CAPS; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Whatever. On today's show: Overload; school administrators; Kim gets harassed; prom abuse; elevators are not clown cars; fire is never really a prank; the price of CAPS; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Whatever. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Sam is unprepared. 00:40 We are overwhelmed. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Sam should not need to read the future to enjoy a show. 03:15 Editors are getting too clever. 03:25 Sam is tired of school administrators. 04:30 Why did you put my kid in the last year of Spanish when she has had none of the first years? 05:30 Why can't we do this on the web? 06:30 No one wants to hear you talk. Shut. Up. 08:00 Please split up your speeches between Spanish and English. 09:00 Q&A sessions suck. 09:45 Kim gets harassed. 10:30 Walking to school - more dangerous than you think. 11:45 This is never a good sign. 12:30 Sam never hears the full story. 13:20 The cell phone - it can save you. 16:00 The most delayed punishment ever. 17:00 This is how children get themselves in a world of trouble. 18:00 Apparently people thought Sam would fall asleep. 20:30 This is how you know people are doing things wrong. 21:10 Stupid kids. 22:30 Being trapped like this is a whole new world of suck. 24:05 Ah, what a funny prank. Not. 25:20 So many ways for this to go so very wrong. 27:15 Sometimes, you get what you deserve 28:15 You can't win against the golf club unless you have a weapon of your own. 29:15 These kids have no respect for anything. 30:30 Sam gets shot. 31:30 One good thing about Texas. 33:45 Just sell Sam a motorcycle already. 35:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 35:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:11 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:11 Episode 0367 - Customer Service http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0367-customer-service/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0367-customer-service/#comments Tue, 12 May 2009 13:59:59 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0367-customer-service/ On today’s show: We’re teaching here; Sam is a bad dad; motorcycle riding; the gas nazi; the KFC explosion; rodent attack; bad orders; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0367-customer-service/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: We're teaching here; Sam is a bad dad; motorcycle riding; the gas nazi; the KFC explosion; rodent attack; bad orders; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - makes you feel good. 00:15 Welcome to the show, everyone. On today's show: We're teaching here; Sam is a bad dad; motorcycle riding; the gas nazi; the KFC explosion; rodent attack; bad orders; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - makes you feel good. 00:15 Welcome to the show, everyone. 01:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Sam was a bad dad. 02:45 One way streets - a favorite of Dallas. 04:00 Stop ruining streets with a concrete barrier. 05:00 There is only one right choice here. 06:00 Kim thinks the worst. 06:40 Kids are not able to make this kind of choice. 07:00 Sam and the new motorcycle. 07:50 The Harley loses. 08:50 Ah, Yamaha, such a disappointment. 09:50 Kim fits on the bike. 12:00 You would think, but dealers generally suck. 13:00 Sam makes a bad decision. 13:30 The Sam option makes Kim's head explode. 14:30 Trouble at the gas station. 16:00 Wow, thanks, broken pump. 17:20 Sam gets the no soup treatment at the gas station. 19:00 KFC blows itself up. 20:25 Please learn from your past mistakes. 21:25 Learn to read, people. 21:50 The internet will break your business model. 23:00 Wal-mart releases the rodents. 23:50 Nutria are kind of scary. 25:00 You are not catching this with a mouse trap. 26:00 Maybe we did this to ourselves. 28:45 Thing 3 tries to shatter Sam's elbow. 29:30 Why you should listen when people order at your restaurant. 31:20 Putting things on and then removing them is not the same as never having put them on. 32:20 This makes no sense at all, Jack In the Box. 33:50 A little training, please. 35:25 Call us - 206.339.7482. 35:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:08 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 37:08 Episode 0366 - Prom Night http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0366-prom-night/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0366-prom-night/#comments Mon, 11 May 2009 14:26:41 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0366-prom-night/ On today’s show:  Star Trek; Dokapon Kingdom; birth control; prom night; everybody get footloose; bad prom souvenir; extreme grilling; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0366-prom-night/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Star Trek; Dokapon Kingdom; birth control; prom night; everybody get footloose; bad prom souvenir; extreme grilling; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 00:15 Sam settles the Star Trek debate forever. On today's show:  Star Trek; Dokapon Kingdom; birth control; prom night; everybody get footloose; bad prom souvenir; extreme grilling; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 00:15 Sam settles the Star Trek debate forever. 01:00 Sam plans to re-enact the Prom Night movie. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:40 Perhaps the best video game of all time - Dokapon Kingdom. 04:00 How you know it's a great game. 05:30 Sam can be very unsportsmanlike. 07:25 Thing 1 asks for birth control. 07:45 Sam flips out. 08:30 Kim tries to smooth the waters. 09:40 Disease - the ultimate birth control. 11:00 And birth control is not the safest thing. 12:00 Taking Thing 2 to the doctor will not go well for anyone. 14:30 Taking them both at the same time will just result in them both freaking. 16:00 Prom crap. 16:50 Thing 1 pays for Prom herself. 17:25 Fake nails - not for everyone. 18:00 These are some homely girls. 19:00 Kim documents the whole pre-flight preparation. 20:40 The proms of today are not at all like the proms of yesteryear. 21:45 Sam refuses to entertain the boy. 22:55 You have to maintain the fear. 24:00 Footloose - for reals. 25:20 School rules don't follow the real world rules. 26:50 Famous ladies, please stop taking naked pictures of yourself. They will get to the internets. 27:20 Shot glasses for all! 28:20 Why not just give out roach clips? 30:20 How to burn your house down. 31:50 You can safely barbecue without burning down your house if you are not an idiot. 33:50 Frying turkeys at an apartment complex - a bad idea. 34:50 Sam makes plans to stay up all night to watch for his kid to return. 36:00 Kim prepares to be a single parent. Sam prepares to be a deadbeat dad. 36:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 37:10 A horrible analogy. 38:09 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:09 Episode 0365 - Spy Games http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0365-spy-games/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0365-spy-games/#comments Fri, 08 May 2009 14:30:25 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0365-spy-games/ On today’s show: Spies, custom viruses; the big birthday; DVR failure; Thing 3, the spy; bird smuggler; fat wax; hey, that’s my house; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0365-spy-games/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Spies, custom viruses; the big birthday; DVR failure; Thing 3, the spy; bird smuggler; fat wax; hey, that's my house; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - it rocks your socks. 00:15 Our listeners wreck a lot. On today's show: Spies, custom viruses; the big birthday; DVR failure; Thing 3, the spy; bird smuggler; fat wax; hey, that's my house; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it rocks your socks. 00:15 Our listeners wreck a lot. 00:40 Sam's not really a spy. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 01:30 The big birthday. 02:00 A teaser for the future. 03:00 Sumo wrestling. 03:30 Clowns - who likes them? 04:00 Ah, a murder mystery. With a real murder? 04:30 Scavenger hunts. Boo. 05:00 Archery is always 3d, people. 06:00 The photoshop disaster. 06:30 Way to go, misspell your own last name. 08:00 The Things will not be able to fend for themselves. 09:10 The three things. 10:00 In June there may be a temporary show hiatus. 10:30 Kim fails to set the DVR. 11:00 Sam's phone can do almost anything. 12:00 But Kim's phone can do the one thing Sam's cannot. 13:00 Kim's texting limits. 13:30 The Things text at the speed of sound. 14:00 Thing 3 is plotting something. 15:30 These viruses are not going to actually work. I hope. 16:00 OCD makes you into an artist sometimes. 17:30 Thing 3 is apparently communicating with the KGB. 18:40 She does know her stuff. 19:20 This is really not a great idea. 19:50 Why do these criminal masterminds always forget the one thing. 20:30 The noise alone would make people crazy. 21:00 Kim remembers some movies way too well. 21:45 In the olden days, movies were a little racier. 22:50 Let's stop importing diseases so that corporations can save two dollars. 24:15 This is why Americans get shots. 25:00 I'm made of wax. And I'm fat. 26:00 Stop being surprised by your body, people. 26:40 This guy's hair is his real problem. 27:40 Guys are not that picky. 28:10 Sam has a strange moment of his own. 29:20 You weight 400 pounds, you don't realize you're kind of big? 30:50 Brazen thieves. 32:50 Spirited Away is a fantastic movie. It really is. 35:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 35:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:46 Episode 0364 - Birthday Bashing http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0364-birthday-bashing/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0364-birthday-bashing/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 13:53:29 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0364-birthday-bashing/ On today’s show:  Tough being a dad; birthday business; being a Hooters girl; fighting kids; crazy old man; kid zapper; First Lady on the street; two years! Call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0364-birthday-bashing/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Tough being a dad; birthday business; being a Hooters girl; fighting kids; crazy old man; kid zapper; First Lady on the street; two years! Call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - like a warm blanket for your soul. On today's show:  Tough being a dad; birthday business; being a Hooters girl; fighting kids; crazy old man; kid zapper; First Lady on the street; two years! Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm blanket for your soul. 00:15 Welcome, welcome, puppy kickers. 00:35 Sam holds a grudge. A really long grudge. 01:40 Why does Sam get beat up by his own family so much? 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 No one ever gets to celebrate their birthday on their birthday. 03:30 Good meals are always on the menu for birthdays in this house. 05:00 Beating traffic is important. 05:45 Just let us do something nice for you. 06:45 The alternative is not tasty. 08:00 Pick something to eat, damnit. 08:45 Thing 1 goads her father. 12:00 Thing 1 decides on a new job. 15:00 Why we have to tell kids when things are a bad idea. 16:25 Kids have no patience. 17:45 The justification never ends. 18:50 Thing 2 turns on Sam. 19:50 Perspective, Sam doesn't have it. 20:35 This music is driving me crazy. 22:00 Your hearing aid is up too loud, old man. 23:15 Kim does not like stock cards. 24:45 Kim could not be married to anyone other than a writer. 25:45 Guess what, this kid is not 16. 26:20 Hey kid - zap. 27:20 Sam pines for shock collars for the kids. 28:30 Don't laugh when this happens, kids. 29:00 Would punishing be better than just funning? 29:45 Stupid motorcycle tricks. 31:10 Sesame Street - best thing ever. 32:00 Sam does not approve of any muppet made after 1975. 34:00 Kim's gross fetish. 35:00 No one is afraid of the Count. 36:12 It's now been two years. Yay us. 36:57 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 37:02 Episode 0363 - Old Age http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0363-old-age/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0363-old-age/#comments Tue, 05 May 2009 13:56:17 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0363-old-age/ On today’s show: Thing 1 plans to move; the almost literal buzzkill; Cowboy collapse; Goldmother; devil woman; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0363-old-age/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Thing 1 plans to move; the almost literal buzzkill; Cowboy collapse; Goldmother; devil woman; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - it's like a shot of adrenaline in your brain. 00:15 The show - welcome to it. On today's show: Thing 1 plans to move; the almost literal buzzkill; Cowboy collapse; Goldmother; devil woman; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it's like a shot of adrenaline in your brain. 00:15 The show - welcome to it. 00:50 Hello Kitty - now for your lady parts. Contest 01:40 Thing 1 is making plans to move. 02:15 Oh, you have nothing, kid. 03:00 It really is nice over there where the Cowboys live. 04:00 The budget - you're doing it wrong. 04:45 Good luck finding time to cook, kid. 06:00 You can only cut so many corners before your neighbors cut you. 06:30 You can only take what you carry in your own hands. 07:30 Things have to be a little hard, or no one would ever learn. 08:30 Kim has her new buzzkill button installed. 09:30 Sam makes plans. 10:00 Kim pours a drink. 10:30 And Kim starts to feel unwell. 11:00 Blood pressure falling . . . 11:40 Now it's time for the high school cure. 13:30 Kim expels it all. 14:10 Sam spends all night watching over Kim. 15:10 The future looks exceptionally bleak. 15:50 God says, "No More Football." 17:20 Build an actual practice building, please. 18:30 Only the cheap, practically inflatable building collapsed. 19:00 Look, I'm not stealing, okay . . . 20:30 Leprechauns attack! 23:15 The devil made her do it. 24:30 Sometimes, things go really bad. 25:40 How to sentence the old people. 26:20 Sam spells out the conspiracy. 33:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:46 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 33:47 Episode 0362 - Conflugration http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0362-conflugration/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0362-conflugration/#comments Mon, 04 May 2009 14:13:20 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0362-conflugration/ On today’s show: pandemic; buy this; spaghetti potluck; Thing 2 and directions; Rat Tail Rob; China vs. Mexico; the car has stopped; rat attack; cal us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0362-conflugration/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: pandemic; buy this; spaghetti potluck; Thing 2 and directions; Rat Tail Rob; China vs. Mexico; the car has stopped; rat attack; cal us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - hotter than Hello Kitty's special toy. On today's show: pandemic; buy this; spaghetti potluck; Thing 2 and directions; Rat Tail Rob; China vs. Mexico; the car has stopped; rat attack; cal us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - hotter than Hello Kitty's special toy. 00:15 No swine flu, listeners. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Do something for yourself, and for us. 02:30 Reminders from the childhood. 03:00 Kim disses Sam. 03:45 Chuck Jones made some trippy stuff. 04:20 Pizza Hut, don't make gross stuff anymore. 06:40 Stop mixing up all your sauces. 08:15 Potlucks, much better. 09:20 Thing 2 goes to the mall. 10:30 Do you travel through time to give me directions? 11:30 I'm hungry, meet me at the food court. 12:30 Oh, so she's not there. Where is she? 14:30 Kids in packs. 16:00 Rabble rousers. 17:30 This is not a good look for being out and about. 19:00 Using IR guns to screen kids for the flu. 20:15 My kid looks funny - to the ER! 22:00 The ER is where you go to get sick, really. 23:00 China vs. Mexico - FIGHT! 24:20 China is very cautious now. 25:15 So sad, Mayfest. 26:15 Sam does not approve of your Cinco de Mayo play time. 27:00 Way to go China. 27:20 I will stop this car. For reals. 28:00 Thesaurus - use it. 28:30 The weak get left behind. 29:30 Kim gets thrown out of the car for being car sick. 30:00 Other left-behind tails. 31:40 Thanks for screwing it up, lady. 32:00 Disney seizes control. 33:00 The brains of children are very susceptible for badness. 34:30 These are not games that you should make a movie out of. 36:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:35 Call us - 214.339.7482. 37:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 37:29 Episode 0361 - Magic http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0361-magic/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0361-magic/#comments Fri, 01 May 2009 14:36:08 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0361-magic/ On today’s show: Magic problems; nudity; the trip to Ikea; the power of gorilla glue; dentists; stop running or drown; I’m having a bad day; cannibals; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0361-magic/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Magic problems; nudity; the trip to Ikea; the power of gorilla glue; dentists; stop running or drown; I'm having a bad day; cannibals; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. On today's show: Magic problems; nudity; the trip to Ikea; the power of gorilla glue; dentists; stop running or drown; I'm having a bad day; cannibals; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. 00:30 The problem with magic. 02:10 Deadliest Catch - best reality show ever. 02:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Thing 3 does not approve of nudity. 03:30 How do you get magicians to agree to be on a channel that is revealing their secrets? 04:50 And now, I'm a magician. 05:50 Turning the tables is always fine. 06:40 Ikea makes our kids dumb. 07:30 Rooms in a box - this is what Thing 3 likes. 08:30 Dressers are one of those things that are not fun to buy. 09:30 Sam forgets one thing, and it just never ends. 10:40 Ikea carts are not meant for children. 11:30 So sorry, Kim, the rye crackers didn't make it home. 12:20 Way to go, girls. Thanks for breaking the drawer. 13:13 Sometimes a hundred words would be better than a picture. 13:30 Gorilla glue to the rescue. 13:45 Kim fears when Sam goes to the dentist. 14:30 Maybe Sam does need to go looking scummy. 15:40 Milling machines are awesome. 16:45 Stop smashing my teeth with a mallet. 17:30 Getting your teeth electrified is not fun. 19:00 Kim closes the purse strings. 19:20 Stop running, you'll drown. 21:00 Do not run if you're holding. They will catch you and you will get arrested. 21:30 Why can't some people swim? 22:40 Things you need to learn before you go on survivor. 23:50 I'm having a bad day. Now you are, too. 24:50 This is the first of many things to come. 26:00 Guns, easy to get. 27:20 As times get tough, people freak out. 28:45 The hardcore protest. 29:50 You cannot eat medical benefits. 30:50 It's time to rescue some animals. 34:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 34:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:30 Episode 0360 - Spin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0360-spin/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0360-spin/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:38:10 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0360-spin/ On today’s show: Maude, RIP; black cat; college idiots; I don’t work here; pig disease; cricket invasion; on the lam; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0360-spin/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Maude, RIP; black cat; college idiots; I don't work here; pig disease; cricket invasion; on the lam; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. 00:15 Welcome back, you crazy child actors. On today's show: Maude, RIP; black cat; college idiots; I don't work here; pig disease; cricket invasion; on the lam; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. 00:15 Welcome back, you crazy child actors. 00:50 Old people pretending to be in high school are a little weird. 01:10 Bea Arthur - kind of old, not so surprising. 01:40 How Maude shaped Sam's view of womenfolk. 02:30 Ah, Fantasy Island. So good. 03:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:30 Pussy invasion. 07:00 this cat is no longer afraid of anyone. 08:20 God has better things to do. 09:00 Cats are so inconsiderate when they're doing it. 10:15 We did our part, why can't you people do your part? 12:00 Just do your job, people. 13:00 Go here. Oh, wait, we're closed. 16:10 Tower fans rock. 16:45 Those things up there are not for you. 17:45 Again, I don't work here. 18:20 Sam wishes death and destruction upon the rude. 19:00 Kim constantly gets harassed. 19:20 Beware, the pig flu is coming! Oh, wait, it's here. 21:15 This disease will kill the healthy first. 22:20 We're prepared - or we are not. 23:30 Ah, the pig flu has reached the metroplex. Great. 25:00 People get too afraid. 26:00 Take that crickets - it's time to rock. 27:00 Cool stuff in Japan. 27:15 Cricket pets, however, are not cool. 1970's Christmas: (Chuck Jones) 28:00 No one likes to eat cricket legs. 28:45 I'm on the lam. 30:00 Now we get to shoot you. Sorry. 30:30 There's really no reason to ever commit this crime. 33:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:33 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 35:34 Episode 0359 - Nursing http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0359-nursing/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0359-nursing/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:21:23 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0359-nursing/ On today’s show: Sterilization - fun for all; Texas gardening; virus kid; overmedication; butt burning; baby tattoos; cure for cancer = boobs; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0359-nursing/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sterilization - fun for all; Texas gardening; virus kid; overmedication; butt burning; baby tattoos; cure for cancer = boobs; call us - 206.339.7482. - - No show notes today - deal! On today's show: Sterilization - fun for all; Texas gardening; virus kid; overmedication; butt burning; baby tattoos; cure for cancer = boobs; call us - 206.339.7482. No show notes today - deal! Kim and Sam yes 31:38 Episode 0358 - Get Out http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0358-get-out/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0358-get-out/#comments Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:22:21 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0358-get-out/ On today’s show: Evil children; lizardnapped!; Thing 1 becomes a monster; get out of the living room; selling a kid;  bibles in the school; crappy doctors; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0358-get-out/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Evil children; lizardnapped!; Thing 1 becomes a monster; get out of the living room; selling a kid;  bibles in the school; crappy doctors; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - much better for you than swine flue. On today's show: Evil children; lizardnapped!; Thing 1 becomes a monster; get out of the living room; selling a kid;  bibles in the school; crappy doctors; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - much better for you than swine flue. 00:25 Children, we're tired of them. 01:00 Sam has decided that he has raised his children enough. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Missing lizard. 02:50 You can't just let lizards roam about. 03:30 Lizards can get damn near anywhere. 04:30 You never know, lizards are wily. 05:30 Kids are the reason we don't have nice things. 06:40 If kids think things will kill them, they are less likely to mess with them. 07:15 Thing 1 becomes #1 with a bullet. 08:00 The kids are almost nothing like Kim. It sucks. 09:00 How the kids pile on to make everything worse. 09:20 Thing 2 joins the fray. 09:50 Thing 1 crosses the line. 10:25 Oh, look, the parents were right. 11:20 You can't really have the police just there? 12:20 Wow, kid, you're way out of line here. 13:30 We need to talk. 14:10 Sam is mean. Everyone knows it. 15:50 Being a teenager is how nature prepares you to be ejected into the world. 16:40 We have no idea what you kids are capable of. 17:10 Sometimes, parenting is just about yelling. 18:00 Life on your own is not all happy funtimes, kid. 19:30 Kim collapses. 19:0 Stay out of the living room. 20:15 And they're back. 21:00 The mosquito tone actually works. 22:00 I need rent money, please buy my child. 23:40 Sam thinks the more traumatic the birth, the stronger the bond. 25:20 We did not ever plan on selling the child, though. 26:30 Sam comes up with a new plan for how to bond with kids. 27:35 Modesty is not an excuse to be an idiot. 27:50 The bible doesn't talk about school uniforms. 29:00 Sam really should be on the school board. 30:15 We have rules, follow them. 32:00 Is this an appendix or not? 34:00 No one noticed this was not right? 35:30 At least in a small town, doctors know you. 36:30 Let's start paying a little more attention, doctors. 37:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 37:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 39:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 39:01 Episode 0357- Poor Planning http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0357-poor-planning/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0357-poor-planning/#comments Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:00:50 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0357-poor-planning/ On today’s show: Secrets; double-booked; nursing problems; safety patrol; dentistry; government excess; field trip; the Hitler connection; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0357-poor-planning/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Secrets; double-booked; nursing problems; safety patrol; dentistry; government excess; field trip; the Hitler connection; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. It is what it is. 00:15 Welcome, peoples On today's show: Secrets; double-booked; nursing problems; safety patrol; dentistry; government excess; field trip; the Hitler connection; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. It is what it is. 00:15 Welcome, peoples. Welcome to the circus. 00:30 Go ahead and send us your secrets. 01:55 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Kim has a meeting at the school. 02:45 Just learn to read the clock, people. 03:25 Why are you people just wandering around? 04:00 Don't schedule two meetings for the same time. 04:30 And you make us take the stairs? Rude. 05:00 Let's change the rules for grading. 06:00 The longest meeting. 06:40 School nurses annoy Sam. 07:10 No cough drops, really? 08:20 Original bag only, but only if it's sealed. 09:20 Somehow this is going to make my home more dangerous. 10:10 Let me look into the future to see what my kid might need this year. 10:50 Bureaucracy is destroying everything. 12:15 Ah, tasty cough drops. 13:50 Thing 3 - safety patroller. 15:00 Thing 3's behavior report is quite boring. 16:00 Sam goes to the dentist. It sucks. 17:00 Why does this cost so freaking much? 17:20 Science! 19:00 Sam plans to let a medical school tear his mouth apart. 19:45 Dentists are just like mechanics, only less friendly. 21:10 Stupidest jobs in the world. 22:00 All local governments should have to answer for this crap. 23:00 We don't need this stuff. Seriously. 24:00 Tradition is partly to blame. 25:00 We're going on a field trip - to a strip club. 27:00 Sam thinks he knows the root of the problem. 28:40 Meth heads are meticulous. 29:00 Oh, India. 30:00 This explains so much. 31:00 Capitalism can cause problems for the unprepared. 33:00 There's no way to compete with this madness. 33:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 34:52 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:52 Episode 0356 - Illusions http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0356-illusions/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0356-illusions/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:47:59 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0356-illusions/ On today’s show: Hypnotism; listener email; fasting; the power of Suze Orman; FBI peepers; fake waiters; when strippers attack; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0356-illusions/feed/ family,kids,podcst,RWTY On today's show: Hypnotism; listener email; fasting; the power of Suze Orman; FBI peepers; fake waiters; when strippers attack; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Like a warm motorcycle between your legs. On today's show: Hypnotism; listener email; fasting; the power of Suze Orman; FBI peepers; fake waiters; when strippers attack; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Like a warm motorcycle between your legs. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, strippers. 00:45 Hyp-MO-tized. 01:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:20 James' advice about motorcycles - you win. 01:50 Kim is happier than she lets on. 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:25 Sam approves of Netflix. 02:50 TeacherChick writes in. 03:20 Let us clarify the swinger issue. 04:15 Misleading appearances. 05:15 And then the apple cart gets upset. 06:15 Indiscretion is not good. 07:50 Basically, it unnerves us. 08:30 Jesus and Dumb are a bad combination. 09:20 No, you cannot blow off work. 10:00 Don't be irresponsible, you little monkey. 10:30 We do not think this is going to go well. 12:00 Fasting and praying will mess with his head. 12:50 It's about 85%. Sorry. 13:10 We said no, kid. 14:00 Suze Orman drives the children from the room. 15:10 Why are you people asking this woman for advice? 16:50 Kim understands. 18:00 Sam comes up with a new kid clearer. 18:20 You can't even trust the FBI. 19:30 Sam rants about being poor. 21:50 I'll be your waiter - I mean, robber. 22:30 Do people still pay in cash? 23:00 So who's at fault here? 24:30 Sam is not a scammer, people. Trust him. 24:50 When strippers attack. 25:50 Beauty apparently has no age. 26:40 Sam refuses to pay for old stuff. 27:30 Shoes can be a deadly weapon. 28:45 Beware the moebius girl. 29:30 You can probably tell who the ugly one is. 31:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 31:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:35 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 32:36 Episode 0355 - Headshot http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0355-headshot/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0355-headshot/#comments Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:25:23 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0355-headshot/ On today’s show: Boom! Headshot; Indiana Dave calls in; ringworm is gross; mean kid; Thing 1 attacks; better with blood; phone harassment; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0355-headshot/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWYT On today's show: Boom! Headshot; Indiana Dave calls in; ringworm is gross; mean kid; Thing 1 attacks; better with blood; phone harassment; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - better than a headshot. 00:15 Boom! Headshot. On today's show: Boom! Headshot; Indiana Dave calls in; ringworm is gross; mean kid; Thing 1 attacks; better with blood; phone harassment; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than a headshot. 00:15 Boom! Headshot. 00:45 Sam declares his favorites. 00:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:10 Voicemail from Indiana Dave. 02:30 Sedation is the answer. 03:30 Good work on taking the cats with you. Too many people just dump. 04:45 Cats for adoption. 05:40 Sam nearly buys a cat. 06:30 The giant cat would crush a mere mortal. 07:20 Return of the ringworm. 08:00 Thing 2 is a little pessimistic. 08:30 The after-hours clinic. 09:30 Typhoid Mary. 11:15 Thing 3 is just mean. 11:50 This place is dangerous, no one goes there. 12:30 Why some people just don't get married. 13:20 Why do good kids like bad kids? 13:50 Thing 3 tells Kim a harsh truth. 15:00 Thing 1 and the driver's license 16:30 Ah, children. Why won't you listen to reason? 17:30 It's all our fault, how could we be so horrible? 18:30 It's the law of angry parents. 19:30 Please to be stopping crying. 20:15 I am your dad, being your friend is too hard sometimes. 20:50 Sam does something dumb. 22:30 Woot, the paperwork was done properly. 23:00 Hey, look, you are nearly blind. 24:40 Stop freaking out. 25:20 Why are you taking it on paper? 26:30 Not even a thank you. No one loves the dad. 27:20 Tainted blood. 28:30 This is the worst soup ever. 29:30 There's a reason why there is so much superstition around this. 31:00 Give me back my car. 32:20 GPS is not an automatic thing on your phone. 33:30 Boom! Headshot! 34:30 Kim details an exit wound. 36:50 The creepiest terminator scene ever. 37:50 Daggering is dumbfounding. 39:30 You shouldn't need to be told to see a doctor about this. 39:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 40:00 Call us - 206.339.7482.    41:13 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 41:14 Episode 0354 - Douchebaggery http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0354-douchebaggery/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0354-douchebaggery/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:34:48 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0354-douchebaggery/ On today’s show: Motorcycle shopping; vasectomies; not a library; bad dad; dentists who suck; flexible but dumb; stupid attacker; seeya, hero; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0354-douchebaggery/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Motorcycle shopping; vasectomies; not a library; bad dad; dentists who suck; flexible but dumb; stupid attacker; seeya, hero; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - much better than a shattered molar. On today's show: Motorcycle shopping; vasectomies; not a library; bad dad; dentists who suck; flexible but dumb; stupid attacker; seeya, hero; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - much better than a shattered molar. 00:20 Sam needs a bigger bike. 01:45 This will not be the color. 02:00 Do not buy your wife the biggest motorcycle you can find. She will not love it. 02:20 Douchebags - they are everywhere. 02:30 Sam learns the price. 03:00 This is when it all went bad. 03:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:00 Derek writes in. 04:30 Vasectomies - not really as much fun as you think they will be. 05:15 The most fertile woman in the world. 05:50 This guy did not have a vasectomy. 06:30 The tugging is no fun. 07:20 The swelling is terrible. 08:00 Birthing is not beautiful, either. 08:40 Ah, samples. 08:55 Douchebags at the BN. 09:30 You are not a player, sir. You are not. 10:20 This is not a quiet zone, you douche. 11:45 Learn to shop, you piece of crap. 12:45 Do not block the aisle. 13:50 Just follow the rules. Seriously. 14:15 Why are all our dentists jerks? 15:10 This shouldn't take long. 16:20 Wow, this is painless. 17:00 Guess what, we don't accept your insurance anymore. 17:50 I've been a patient for a year - but now I'm a new patient. 19:20 How is this any of your business? 20:30 Dental problems are pretty much a guarantee to bankrupt you. 22:50 If you know how to report dentists for dumping patients, call. 23:30 Hey, look what I can do. 24:30 But maybe you shouldn't have done this. 25:00 This seems like something you would decide sucks right away. 25:30 If your stuff offends you, bite it off. 26:30 You aren't in charge. 27:30 Don't do this. Ever. 28:00 My girlfriend is too conservative. 29:15 Protect yourselves, ladies. 30:00 You're a hero. Now get out. 31:30 East St. Louis is not a nice place. Ever. 32:30 Sam's adventure. 33:30 The police will not come here. No way. 35:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 36:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 37:00 Episode 0353 - Disrespect http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0353-disrespect/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0353-disrespect/#comments Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:11:46 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0353-disrespect/ On today’s show: Pirate zombies; taterchuter; stalker lady; karate master; house of the dead; lungfir; Aladdin gets insulted;  the religion of rockthrower; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0353-disrespect/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Pirate zombies; taterchuter; stalker lady; karate master; house of the dead; lungfir; Aladdin gets insulted;  the religion of rockthrower; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - you loves it. On today's show: Pirate zombies; taterchuter; stalker lady; karate master; house of the dead; lungfir; Aladdin gets insulted;  the religion of rockthrower; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you loves it. 00:15 Zombies, always welcome. 00:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:20 Thing 1 becomes a hootard. 02:20 The taterchuter. 03:00 Someone could get hurt by this thing. 03:45 Parachutes do funny things. 04:35 Thing 1 loses the taterchuter. 05:30 We do not approve of pirating in this house. 07:00 Crazy old stalker lady. 07:50 When you track down strangers and visit them at work, that's creepy. 09:30 Thing 2 becomes a karate master. 10:00 This kid is not the most coordinated. 10:45 You have to ease into these things, kid. 12:10 Thing 2 does not care much for physical activity, but she does seem to enjoy karate. 12:50 Don't leave your dead behind. 13:30 Barricaded bodies do sort of scream foul play. 14:20 Cat waste is nasty. 15:30 Sam makes funeral arrangements for Kim. 16:50 The afterlife, according to Sam. 17:00 Hey, what's this in your lung? 17:30 I have extreme pain in my chest, and here's some blood. 18:50 This didn't show up in an x-ray? 20:00 Trees - not really your friend. 21:00 Hey, look, an insult against religion. 22:20 Beating someone to death is also kind of insulting. 23:20 You know, maybe it's time we stop accepting every ridiculous culture. 24:40 Here's the deal - you have to follow the same rules as the rest of us. 27:00 Sam decides that his religion requires the wearing of a ski mask. 29:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 30:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 30:50 Episode 0352 - Orientation http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0352-orientation/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0352-orientation/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:00:48 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0352-orientation/ On today’s show: Headers; craigslist finds; experimentation; would you rather; sleeping around; underage drinking and you; biting people; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0352-orientation/feed/ family,kids,podcst,RWTY On today's show: Headers; craigslist finds; experimentation; would you rather; sleeping around; underage drinking and you; biting people; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - like a warm slice of banana bread. On today's show: Headers; craigslist finds; experimentation; would you rather; sleeping around; underage drinking and you; biting people; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm slice of banana bread. 01:10 The header requires no changes. 01:20 Craigslist oddities. 02:20 Guys, don't buy your wife a motorcycle that looks like this. 03:30 A shed with doll heads in it . . . 04:50 Dolls can be freaky. 05:40 You really don't want horror movie crap in your house. 07:00 Do what you will, I will not ask. 08:30 Getting experimental. 09:40 Thing 2's friend comes out. 11:15 Don't make your friends uncomfortable. 11:45 And the sleepovers come to an end. 12:30 The slippery slope. 13:50 Thing 1 doesn't understand her parents. 14:50 We do not approve of teen pregnancy. 15:30 It's hard when your parents are cooler than you. 16:30 Do not have this many kids, loser. 17:00 90 Days seems like a pretty light sentence when you owe $500k. 17:30 Take responsibility, you idiots. 18:20 Ladies, protect your bits. 19:10 Kim calls for a 'fast.' Sam declines. 20:30 We're undercover, shhh. 22:20 The picture is not fake. 23:00 Absolute power makes you dumb. 23:45 Keep your private party time, private. 24:50 Zombie attack! 25:40 What if there were zombies in the bible? 27:00 It's not a miracle, it's a zombie. 27:45 Kim prepares for the inevitable assault. 29:00 Biting changes the social dynamic. 30:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 30:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 31:28 Episode 0351 - Harvest http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0351-harvest/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0351-harvest/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:57:25 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0351-harvest/ On today’s show: Children; Chuck calls in; licensing failure; crawdad pincer fights; Thing 3 the devil; nasty massage; seed harvest; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0351-harvest/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Children; Chuck calls in; licensing failure; crawdad pincer fights; Thing 3 the devil; nasty massage; seed harvest; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - it hits you just right. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples On today's show: Children; Chuck calls in; licensing failure; crawdad pincer fights; Thing 3 the devil; nasty massage; seed harvest; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it hits you just right. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:50 Sam the Reaper. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Ah, Easter. 02:10 Sam doesn't understand the bible. 04:00 Chuck calls in - and he is not happy. Sorry, groundhogs. 05:15 Thing 1 tries to get her license, and fails. 06:20 No one listens to Sam, and everyone pays the price. 07:00 It was not a tube rose Saturday. 09:30 You do not go all the way around the clock, people. 09:50 Driving around here can be hazardous. 10:30 Ah, the circle of crawdad life. 11:15 Pincers are nature's way of telling you a creature is mean. 13:00 The no screaming rule is now in effect. 13:30 This crawdad is just rude. 14:00 Catching and eating crawdads is good but painful. 14:50 Thing 3 has become the devil. 15:25 Sam has not done this in 15 years. 16:20 Thing 3 decides to paint her toes. 17:20 No one can even see your toes in those boots. 18:30 The ball of doom. 19:10 Ignoring your parents 101. 19:45 Ninja skills for 10 year old kids. 20:50 Ah, massage parlors. 22:00 It's just a hand, who cares how old it is? 23:20 This does not affect the people who go to church, at all. 24:00 Kim draws the line. 25:00 Harvesting the seed. 25:30 This is not right. 26:50 Where do you get the eggs for this? 28:15 Sam is wrong about the premade thing, scientists now say. 28:30 A good story about seed harvesting. 30:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 30:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 30:51 Episode 0350 - Conflict http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0350-conflict/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0350-conflict/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:42:54 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0350-conflict/ On today’s show: Prostitution; listener voice mail; Thing 3 grows up; the ham journey; Thing 1 feels neglected; sword fighting; fart fighting; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0350-conflict/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Prostitution; listener voice mail; Thing 3 grows up; the ham journey; Thing 1 feels neglected; sword fighting; fart fighting; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - because it is awesome. 00:15 Welcome, crackheads. On today's show: Prostitution; listener voice mail; Thing 3 grows up; the ham journey; Thing 1 feels neglected; sword fighting; fart fighting; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - because it is awesome. 00:15 Welcome, crackheads. 00:30 And prostitutes. 00:45 This is not true about Thing 3. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Chuck calls in. 01:50 The Too Tight conundrum. 02:45 Too Tight cannot be replaced. 03:30 The donkey punch. 05:00 Sam likes to extrapolate. 06:00 Thing 3 grows up. 07:00 Let's not have a hug and a kiss, mom. 07:30 Kim is not sad, she is happy. 08:10 That's because Thing 2 is very nice. 09:00 When kids complain that the house is too small, it's time for them to move. 09:45 Sam and Thing 3 go on a journey. 10:30 Sam demands enough ham. 11:30 Why can't things be close to the house? 12:30 What makes Thing 3 motion sick. 13:00 Sam gets sold out by Kim. 14:30 And then things got worse. 15:10 Are you okay, kid? 16:00 Thing 1 is finally old enough to kind of appreciate her father. 16:30 Thing 2 will never be older than she is right now. 17:10 Talking to kids is not as easy as it sounds. 18:20 Kim refuses Easter eggs. 19:30 Family sword fights. 20:10 Never try to break up a sword fight unless you have a sword of your own. 21:00 Swords don't belong in most houses. 22:00 Replica swords are actually quite crappy. 22:30 We found swords once. 24:05 Sam's brain melts. 25:00 It is always too hot to make swords in Texas in the summer time. 25:40 Don't fart so much. 26:40 This is why a bunch of dudes should not live in a hotel room. 27:45 Using an apartment in shifts is not good for the apartment. 28:50 Don't mess with my living arrangements. 29:55 Call us - 206.339.7482. 30:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 30:52 Episode 0349 - Rules http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0349-rules/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0349-rules/#comments Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:54:39 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0349-rules/ On today’s show: Too many rules; listener email; fighting with substitutes; Kim in danger; pills at school; duct tape punishments; husband hunting; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0349-rules/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Too many rules; listener email; fighting with substitutes; Kim in danger; pills at school; duct tape punishments; husband hunting; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - for the children. 00:15 Welcome to the show. On today's show: Too many rules; listener email; fighting with substitutes; Kim in danger; pills at school; duct tape punishments; husband hunting; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for the children. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Stop enforcing stupid rules. 01:30 How will the kids ever learn? 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:20 Email from Patrick. 03:15 How to put a price on sexy time. 04:00 Sam can no longer try to not freak Kim out. 04:45 The prices of prostitutes are probably pretty flexible. 05:50 Also lie about frequency. 06:45 Kim is very moral, but she can be purchased. 08:15 Thing 1 picks a fight with the substitute. 09:15 Debating doesn't require believing in one side or the other. 09:30 Ah, euthanasia. 10:30 Thing 1 does not like to be told what is what. 10:45 And then the substitute got inappropriate. 12:10 Don't tell anyone, I'm a bad substitute. 12:30 Learn from your past mistakes, people. Please. 14:00 Kim needs to learn that her safety is important. 15:00 Enter the creepy stalker. 15:45 This is the proper way to handle a stalker. 16:30 In this neighborhood, creepy dudes are creepy at their own risk. 17:30 Sam seeks out the creep. 18:25 Thing 3 is not a reliable witness. 19:40 Pop a pill, get suspended. 20:00 Birth control is worse than heroin. 20:30 Maybe you take your pill before school in the future. 21:20 End the madness, people. End it now. 22:10 We're making our kids useless. Seriously. 23:20 Well this is a bit of a conflicting message. 23:40 Hey, kid, stay in your chair or I'll tape you to it. 25:00 Our kids would just make this situation worse. 25:45 Sam fixes school problems. 26:50 Student sharing isn't fixing the issue. 28:00 In the old days, alternative school was where the douches went. 28:50 Sam plans to run for Congress. 29:00 Hunting for a husband is not college. 30:00 Most women could find a husband in three months, if they had to. 33:00 Talking to people from long ago - so frightening. 35:00 Sam ponders negativity. 37:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 37:20 Email us - rwthyshow@gmail.com. 39:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 39:11 Episode 0348 - Reality Check http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0348-reality-check/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0348-reality-check/#comments Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:06:01 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0348-reality-check/ On today’s show: Sam is dumb; Amy sends an email; Craig’s list; the swingers; drunk breastfeeding; worst reality series ever; stupid shoplifters; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0348-reality-check/feed/ family,kids,podcst,RWTY On today's show: Sam is dumb; Amy sends an email; Craig's list; the swingers; drunk breastfeeding; worst reality series ever; stupid shoplifters; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - it gets your motor running. On today's show: Sam is dumb; Amy sends an email; Craig's list; the swingers; drunk breastfeeding; worst reality series ever; stupid shoplifters; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it gets your motor running. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:25 Sam forgets which episode he's recording. 01:00 Sorry the show was a day late recording. Get over it. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:30 Email from Amy. 03:00 You internet moms are doing it wrong. Or right. Your call. 04:00 Yes, because mom sites are so attractive to hackers. 05:30 How Kim fixes her computer. 06:00 Keep the glue out of that area, please. 07:15 Sam almost buys a motorcycle without talking to Kim. 08:00 Getting a doctor off of Craig's list. 09:00 Kids cost more money than getting your tubes untied. 09:30 Any doctor will do. 10:15 The swingers reach out to Kim. 11:00 Beauty Control - this name makes no sense. 12:00 This is how they get you. 12:45 Kim does not like the phone. 13:45 Swingers don't go after people like this. 15:15 Something you should not do while drinking. Or driving. 16:40 Don't bring your babies to the bar. 17:50 Teaching babies to drive. 18:50 Fox descends into dark territory. 19:50 This show will be on TV forever. 20:50 Some shows give contestants way too much money. 21:40 Unless you're on Big Brother. 22:40 Some people will do anything to be on television. 23:50 Don't talk about your crime on television. 24:45 Doctor Phil will not stand up to the man for you. 26:00 Again, people will do anything to be on tv. 27:00 Kim does not approve of mouth sores. 28:00 Sam has an intervention for Kim. 29:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 29:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 29:30 The challenge. 30:35 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 30:35 Episode 0347 - Celebration http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0347-celebration/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0347-celebration/#comments Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:49:26 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0347-celebration/ On today’s show:  Listener voice mail; Thing 2 gets older; the swimming party; birthday dinner; fundraiser screwjob; stupid people and textbooks; sexing up the vacuum; broken junk; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0347-celebration/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Listener voice mail; Thing 2 gets older; the swimming party; birthday dinner; fundraiser screwjob; stupid people and textbooks; sexing up the vacuum; broken junk; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - so tasty. On today's show:  Listener voice mail; Thing 2 gets older; the swimming party; birthday dinner; fundraiser screwjob; stupid people and textbooks; sexing up the vacuum; broken junk; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so tasty. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you awesome people. 00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:15 Daniel calls in. 01:45 I know, Sam is mean. 02:30 Kidonomics was, indeed, an awesome episode. 04:00 We don't make crap up, people. 04:45 It's not like you can ignore this kind of disgusting mess. 05:20 Thing 2 has now been  teenager for a whole year. 06:00 It is not swimming weather yet. 07:00 When your lips are blue, it is too cold. For reals. 07:45 Freakin' inbred hill people. Oh, wait. 08:30 Shocking, someone was unreliable. 09:30 Driving in circles makes Sam very unhappy. 10:15 Thing 2 begins the impossible. 11:15 Yes or no, that's all I'm asking. 13:00 Birthdays are kind of a big deal in this family. 14:00 Sam gives simple instructions. Everyone ignores them. 15:40 Thing 1 doesn't believe we do anything for her. 17:00 Thanks for nothing, kid. 17:45 When your kids get old, sometimes it's disappointing. 19:00 How to get screwed on fundraisers. 20:00 Lesson to the kids - do what you're asked, and get screwed. 21:00 Surprise, I'm not paying for your kid, anymore. 22:00 Sam doesn't need self-esteem. 22:30 Yay, for stupid people. 23:50 Dinosaurs, learn about them. 24:10 The Garden of Eden did not have sleestaks. 25:00 Too bad, so sad, Texas decides what kind of textbooks the rest of you get. 25:45 People with money want the rest of us to be stupid. Seriously. 26:00 Proselytizers get sneaky. 27:00 This is too many people to bring a bible. 27:45 Do not sex up the vacuum cleaner. 29:00 Kim believes it is a size issue. 30:30 Do not do this. 31:45 The horror of broken junk. 32:30 This does not sound like something gentle or tender. 33:00 Kim gives permission to cry. 34:20 Doctors should catch this. I mean, it's broken. 35:30 This should be worth a lot of money. 36:30 This is important for a marriage, people. 37:30 Sam points out the end of days indicator. 39:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 39:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 40:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 40:11 Episode 0346 - Infected http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0346-infected/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0346-infected/#comments Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:01:01 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0346-infected/ On today’s show: Diseased; yelling sudafed man; Kim vs. the interwebs; Sam loses his mind, Chris calls in; spanking is not allowed; ER Abuse; too big for your own good; call us - 206.339.7482

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0346-infected/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Diseased; yelling sudafed man; Kim vs. the interwebs; Sam loses his mind, Chris calls in; spanking is not allowed; ER Abuse; too big for your own good; call us - 206.339.7482 - - 00:00 Theme music - like a splash of vinegar water On today's show: Diseased; yelling sudafed man; Kim vs. the interwebs; Sam loses his mind, Chris calls in; spanking is not allowed; ER Abuse; too big for your own good; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - like a splash of vinegar water. 00:15 Sam is off his game. 00:30 What happens when you miss the pre-show. 01:00 Diseases are rampant. 01:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:45 Sam runs into the yelling man. 02:15 Meth-heads screwed up sudafed for everyone. 03:15 Now Sam buys in bulk, just like the meth-heads this law is meant to stop. 03:40 Sam falls victim of racism. 04:05 No, I really can wait. 04:50 Instead of telling me how busy you are, you could just hand me the box. 05:50 Screaming is always fun for everyone else. 06:30 So this guy works the phone? 08:00 It's time to move. 08:30 Stop the hooting. 09:10 Do not encourage that crap. 10:00 You can make your kid stupid. 10:45 Kim is not allowed to use the internet. 11:10 Kim defends her position. 12:00 Sam, on the other hand, has never ever had a virus, ever. 13:00 Kim swears she was only looking at cupcakes. That cannot be true. 14:00 Kim attempts to repair the virus herself. 14:45 Really, you're going to question the guy who is fixing your computer? 15:35 So now Sam has to take the blame. It seems unlikely. 17:00 Sam's brain is getting fried by overwork. 18:20 Do you people see what he has to put up with? 19:45 This stuff never happens on a weekday, only on the weekend. 21:30 Chris calls in and begs for mercy. We decline his pleas. 22:20 Evolution - look into it. 23:00 No spanking, you get it? 24:00 But maybe it SHOULD be approved. 25:15 Kids are not actually adults. They are, in fact, barely animals. 26:40 Punishments are supposed to be unpleasant. 28:30 Some stuff just doesn't seem necessary. 29:20 Free medical care, kthxbye. 30:00 You're already paying for it, people. 31:00 Indeed, there are some mental problems here. 32:00 Why we have to have a single-payer system, right now. 33:45 Too big for your own good. 34:30 You have to plan ahead. 35:15 You know your husband is big, so maybe we need a bigger coffin. 36:00 Is breaking better than cutting? 37:00 Why would anyone care? 39:00 You're cool with this, but a little leg chopping is out of the question? 41:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 41:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 42:25 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 42:23 Episode 0345 - Blood Money http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0345-blood-money/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0345-blood-money/#comments Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:17:52 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0345-blood-money/ On today’s show: Kid labor; unexpected blood fountain; your fluids are not welcome; the Reba story; winners; deadly burger; insurance junk; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0345-blood-money/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kid labor; unexpected blood fountain; your fluids are not welcome; the Reba story; winners; deadly burger; insurance junk; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - this is not a virus. On today's show: Kid labor; unexpected blood fountain; your fluids are not welcome; the Reba story; winners; deadly burger; insurance junk; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - this is not a virus. 00:15 Welcome back, people with baginas. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Thing 3 the beadmaker. 03:20 Thing 3 decides she wants to be a wholesaler, not a retailer. 04:00 Our kids do not respect their talents. 05:00 The magic tricks of children are neither magic, nor tricks. 06:00 This is not a sweatshop. 07:00 Thing 1 gets shaken up at work. 07:45 Stop trying to make us sick, kids. 08:45 There should not be much play in your lower jaw. 09:50 Keep your blood where it belongs - inside your body. 11:45 Your disease, we do not want it. 12:30 Gross stuff at teen jobs. 13:30 Hotel cleaning - pretty gross. 15:00 The house rule - please keep your clothes on. 16:30 I'm going to turn your kids into winners. 17:00 Learn to take a joke. 17:30 Sometimes, coaches are, in fact, douches. 18:10 Your hypersensitivity - turn it down about ten notches. 18:45 This is why people stop helping your kids. 19:00 This hamburger is the most dangerous thing in the medical world. 21:00 There's no one that doesn't understand how bad this is for you. 21:50 Sam plans to eat a giant burger. 22:00 A near miss. 22:40 How healthcare screws you over. 23:00 Who gets to have this information? Apparently everyone. 24:20 Kim has her own insurance issues. 25:30 Insurance is a tool that companies use to control workers. Seriously. 27:00 Look at this, health discrimination. Yes, it is awful. 27:45 Sorry, but nationalized health care really is the answer. 29:00 Kim calls the show. 30:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 30:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:10 We're on facebook - rwty sam - so come check it out, join the group, enjoy. 31:09 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 31:09 Episode 0344 - Superstars http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0344-superstars/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0344-superstars/#comments Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:25:43 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0344-superstars/ On today’s show: Don’t be a dick; dddog calls in with lady troubles; Thing 3 and the sock; open call; this kind of threat is a bad idea; stupid crooks; lord of the cats; parasites; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0344-superstars/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Don't be a dick; dddog calls in with lady troubles; Thing 3 and the sock; open call; this kind of threat is a bad idea; stupid crooks; lord of the cats; parasites; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: Don't be a dick; dddog calls in with lady troubles; Thing 3 and the sock; open call; this kind of threat is a bad idea; stupid crooks; lord of the cats; parasites; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it incites the mind to groove. 00:45 It's okay to be childlike. It's not okay to be a childish dick. 01:10 This is not that house, kids. It is not. 01:30 Don't bring your teenage friends to my house, damnit. 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 Dddog calls in with some lady troubles. 02:45 Immaturity - it can be a problem. 03:00 Ladies, this is not a cool move. 04:30 So you're going to the jungle, what do you bring? 05:30 Really, you're going to bring that? 06:15 Okay the explanation is halfway decent. This might actually be our kid. 08:40 And look, it's a weapon. 09:50 Even MacGyver wouldn't go this far. 11:15 Sam makes a teacher cry. 12:00 Maybe Sam was one of the kids he complains about. The horror . . . 13:00 The movie star dilemma. 13:30 Dallas is like a tiny version of Hollywood, with fewer crackwhores. 14:30 Kim the camera girl. 15:10 Thing 3 locks up on camera. 17:00 The jawjury. 19:00 Kim instills the fear. 19:30 Do not make this kind of threat. 20:20 Oh, clearly not a threat. 20:45 You can't just punish people without diluting the meaning of crime. 21:40 Sometimes the law needs to be a little reasonable. 21:45 One more time- no naked pictures on the internet, ladies. 24:30 Modern technology is problematic for so many reasons. 25:00 This is why you shouldn't do drugs, kids. 25:50 Taxis are not getaway cars. 27:00 Ignorance is rarely an excuse. 27:50 The involuntary cramming in jail is being examined. 29:00 On the other hand, the cramming is a good deterrent. 29:45 Meldrick calls in. 30:00 Ugh, too many cats. 31:50 That is a lot of cat beds. 33:00 This guy was, indeed, the lord of the cats. 33:50 Toxoplasmosis is bizarre beyond measure. 35:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 35:55 It's a facebook group. You can find it easily. 36:40 email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:32 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 37:32 Episode 0343 - Dragons http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0343-dragons/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0343-dragons/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:27:37 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0343-dragons/ On today’s show: Exotic animals; evil girlfriend; prom sluts; the class pet comes to visit; early-morning teacher conference; don’t poot on the bus; beer11; shamwOUCH; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0343-dragons/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Exotic animals; evil girlfriend; prom sluts; the class pet comes to visit; early-morning teacher conference; don't poot on the bus; beer11; shamwOUCH; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - like the calm before the storm On today's show: Exotic animals; evil girlfriend; prom sluts; the class pet comes to visit; early-morning teacher conference; don't poot on the bus; beer11; shamwOUCH; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like the calm before the storm. 00:50 The dragon lady - a little bit of sexy, a lot of rage. 01:25 Kim is really, really not too nice. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 02:00 What kind of doofus pays for porn? 03:15 Kim is not amused by the men in porn. 04:05 The worst segue ever. 04:30 Sam prepares to warn the boy to stay away from Thing 1. 05:30 Thing 1 tries on her prom dress. 06:00 No one likes the shelf boob. 07:20 Prom dresses in Dallas are pretty whorish. 07:50 Just be grateful, little monsters. 08:50 People never ask Sam for permission anymore. 09:50 Prom does turn ladies into sluts. Sad but true. 11:00 Sometimes you just have to ask . . . 11:20 Ah, reward tickets for fourth graders. 12:15 My head, stop humping it. 12:50 Lizards are disgusting. 13:30 Kids can fool you with their industrious ways. 14:20 Where are the lizard-handling instructions? 15:45 Lizards are slow to get moving in the morning. 16:45 Spined-creature battle royale. 18:45 Sam declares a free day on Saturday. 19:00 But not on this Saturday. 20:45 Guess whose kid this is not. 22:20 Don't touch the anatomically correct mannequins. 24:00 Don't fart on the bus, kid. 25:10 Teenage boys just smell bad. You can't penalize them for that. 26:30 Sometimes you can't sneak it out. 27:50 Beeeers. 28:30 There should be rules for what happens when the cops show up for a bogus 911 emergency. 29:10 Our experience with 911 was not impressive. 30: 00 Kim gets in trouble for calling 911. 31:50 ShamwOUCH. 32:40 Tip: Do not kiss the prostitutes. 34:00 No prostitute is worth $1000. Seriously. WTF. 36:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 36:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:17 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 37:17 Episode 0342 - Bloodbath http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0342-bloodbath/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0342-bloodbath/#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:59:02 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0342-bloodbath/ On today’s show: Angry listeners; listener email; unpopular attitudes; blood donation; vampires of Boston; driving kids; farm drivers; GPS idiocy; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0342-bloodbath/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Angry listeners; listener email; unpopular attitudes; blood donation; vampires of Boston; driving kids; farm drivers; GPS idiocy; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - gooey, like warm caramel in your ear. On today's show: Angry listeners; listener email; unpopular attitudes; blood donation; vampires of Boston; driving kids; farm drivers; GPS idiocy; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - gooey, like warm caramel in your ear. 00:15 Welcome back, all you people with anger issues. 01:15 There are some biological issues that affect some of the people in this house. 01:55 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:25 Listener email. 03:00 Sisters and friends. 03:45 Girls cannot be nice to each other. 04:00 The difference between brothers and sisters. 05:30 Kim's sibling rivalry. 05:45 How to ruin your life by marrying poorly. 07:25 Blood feuds that grow old. 07:40 Unless you're a girl. 08:10 Thing 1 becomes unpopular. 09:00 Peer reviews for the evil. 10:00 Learn the classics, kids. 11:00 Only because I can't give it a dash. 11:20 Oh, hi, you're my friend, sorry for the review. 12:00 Sometimes reading the whole thing only makes it worse. 12:30 You can be professional and still very, very mean. 13:20 Sometimes it's better to keep your arguments in private. 15:00 We do not want your blood. Send your dad. 16:00 Girls, please don't cry. 17:00 Thing 1 shows her responsible side and freaks the doctor out. 18:40 No vampires here. Seriously. 19:30 Why are you people scared of vampires? It's clearly no big deal. 20:45 It's time to start staking. 21:30 Old places are creepy, though. 22:30 Kid, I need you to take your sisters to school. In the car. Thanks. 23:45 In the olden days, kids could drive legally. 25:10 Sometimes you can't just leave the kids at home. 26:00 Montana - the great American empty spot. 26:40 Please turn right, stupid human. 27:50 When you trust computers, sometimes they will screw you over. 28:50 Sam plans for a reality show based on stupid people. 31:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 31:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:54 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 32:54 Episode 0341 - Prom Prep http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0341-prom-prep/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0341-prom-prep/#comments Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:12:23 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0341-prom-prep/ On today’s show: Pre-show; curfews; air pollution; leg smoother; prom dresses; romantic gestures gone wrong; dancing with the teacher; talking to your spouse; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0341-prom-prep/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Pre-show; curfews; air pollution; leg smoother; prom dresses; romantic gestures gone wrong; dancing with the teacher; talking to your spouse; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - all the better to hear you with. On today's show: Pre-show; curfews; air pollution; leg smoother; prom dresses; romantic gestures gone wrong; dancing with the teacher; talking to your spouse; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - all the better to hear you with. 00:15 Boobs - we talk about them. 01:00 No one asked Sam if they could go to Prom. 01:30 Nothing good ever happens to girls at prom. 02:00 Prom, there are rules. 02:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:45 eMail us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:15 Between midnight and 2 am is when the horrible things happen to your daughters. 04:15 Pollen in the air is horrific. 04:45 Treesticles, the allergy makers. 05:30 Kim sees something wonderful. 06:45 And then comes the hate. 08:00 Trees are not as important as people would have you believe. 08:50 The smoothest legs in the neighborhood. 10:00 Why do you ladies want to start all this grossness so early? 11:30 Sam's serial-killer shopping list. 12:30 Thing 3 is ecstatic. 12:45 Massaging crystals, no. Sandpaper, yes. 13:15 You wanted this, why won't you use it? 14:15 Kim's Epilady experience. 16:00 Shopping for prom dresses in this area can be tricky. 18:20 Compression clothing for the win. Or loss, depending on how you lok at it. 19:00 You can't do anything as a kid anymore. 21:00 Movies from our teen years that would not be the same if people were as uptight as they are today. 22:40 Teachers - please do not come to school wasted. Thanks. 23:20 Dance with me or fail. Your choice. 24:00 School house gone horribly wrong. 24:30 Can rap music at least try to not suck? 25:15 What is it that makes people freak out this bad? 26:15 Never in all his days has Sam thought this was a good idea. 27:25 Can we just talk about it? 28:10 Stop. Biting. Now. 29:10 When you kidnap someone, take their cell phone, just to be sure. 30:00 The strange years. 31:00 There is no fury like Kim's fury. But, lately, she's been kinda nice. 31:45 Kim is liberated by her mutant superpower. 33:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:50 Tell a friend already. Geez. 34:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:43 Episode 0340 - Boobidiots http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0340-boobidiots/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0340-boobidiots/#comments Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:59:03 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0340-boobidiots/ On today’s show: Pyromania; boob growth; Meldrick calls in; LA for the summer; death and dumb; job pain; so what are we doing here?; boob thief; who pays taxes?; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0340-boobidiots/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Pyromania; boob growth; Meldrick calls in; LA for the summer; death and dumb; job pain; so what are we doing here?; boob thief; who pays taxes?; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - perfect on a rainy day. On today's show: Pyromania; boob growth; Meldrick calls in; LA for the summer; death and dumb; job pain; so what are we doing here?; boob thief; who pays taxes?; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - perfect on a rainy day. 00:15    Welcome back to the show, adults. 01:00 There can be only one name for the real idiots. 01:30 There's no way to make your boobs magically grow. 02:30 Pectorals do not equal boobs. 02:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:40 Meldrick calls in. 05:00 Creepy uncles letting kids drive. 06:00 People just don't care until they are the victim. 06:45 Sam plans to video tape his every driving moment. 07:30 Let's got to LA. 08:45 Hey, Thing 3 is going to be a model. 09:15 Pools for boys and pools for girls. 10:00 Classy mom. 11:00 Sam starts working on his free trip to LA. 12:00 Teenagers often die. It is sad, but inevitable. 13:00 The curse. 13:45 As the economy shifts into low gear, employers start to suck more. 14:30 Never quit your job. 15:20 If someone tells you to stop paying your mortgage, maybe you don't listen to them. 16:15 When you make the middle class stop caring . . . 17:00 Kim refuses to go mosquito coast. 18:30 So, what are we here about again? 20:00 Kim calls for mandatory government testing of government employees. 20:45 Senator Sam. 22:20 Kim wants to run in masks. 23:20 Identity theft for boobies. 24:30 Kim has no idea how much boobies cost. 25:10 Kim completely misunderstands what Sam is saying. 25:40 Boob necrosis is never good. 26:30 We don't need to pay no stinking taxes. 27:40 Another Sam stimulus package. 28:30 Sam for President. 29:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 29:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 30:08 Episode 0339 - Going Down http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0339-going-down/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0339-going-down/#comments Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:02:35 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0339-going-down/ On today’s show: Thing 3’s concerns; Kim and the mosquitoes; Sam goes skating; the wipeout; decriminalizing the nasty; two wives, one neighborhood; pictures on your puter; call us - 206.339.7482

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0339-going-down/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,roller skating,RWTY On today's show: Thing 3's concerns; Kim and the mosquitoes; Sam goes skating; the wipeout; decriminalizing the nasty; two wives, one neighborhood; pictures on your puter; call us - 206.339.7482 - On today's show: Thing 3's concerns; Kim and the mosquitoes; Sam goes skating; the wipeout; decriminalizing the nasty; two wives, one neighborhood; pictures on your puter; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - better than pollen in your nose. 00:15 Welcome welcome. Unless you're a vampire. 00:50 Kim does not, in fact, enjoy the title of this episode. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Thing 3 is concerned about a lot of things. 02:00 Sam refuses to have the class pet. 02:30 Kim forgets how she instilled a deadly fear into her children. 03:30 No, we will not cater to your silly fears. 05:20 Get on or be left behind. 05:45 New Rule - no babying the babies. 06:25 The summer of bike riding is going to be harsh. 07:00 Kim and the mosquitoes. 08:00 How Kim deals with skin irritants. 09:00 Kim will eventually discover the limits of her mutant healing factor. 10:00 Sam goes skating. 11:00 Kim knows her limits. 12:30 This is not like we remembered it. 13:00 When skating lessons interfere with the fun times. 14:00 Don't skate backwards and spin your leg around, you hootard. 15:00 No matter how old you are, you don't get a pass on wiping people out. 15:40 Kim goes crazy watching us all skate. 17:00 Sam gets wiped out by munchkins. 19:00 Ten minutes is officially enough skating for Sam. 20:30 Here's a tip - no one wants to play the stupid skating games. 21:30 Why racing with little kids is a bad idea. 22:15 Hey, look, just because it is immoral doesn't mean it should be illegal, right? 23:30 We no longer have to take your country seriously. Kthx. 24:10 Inbreeding leads to so much badness. Please stop it. 25:30 Sam makes a rule that all of you should follow. 27:00 This guy is smooth. 28:30 Apparently size is important. 29:15 Hey, why don't you check my laptop. Oh, wait . . . 30:30 You could probably do better than a dog. 30:40 Anything for a buck. 31:40 Sam can't fathom this, at all. 32:30 Don't be this girl's boyfriend. 33:50 This is how we get the most terrible of diseases. 35:40 call us - 206.339.7482. 35:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:36 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:36 Episode 0338 - Cornered http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0338-cornered/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0338-cornered/#comments Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:49:26 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0338-cornered/ On today’s show: Welcome, welcome; tell a friend; attack birds; toll roads; mall drama; passing the turn; you have to eat that; evil parents; cage fighting in school; Dollhouse is good now; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0338-cornered/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Welcome, welcome; tell a friend; attack birds; toll roads; mall drama; passing the turn; you have to eat that; evil parents; cage fighting in school; Dollhouse is good now; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: Welcome, welcome; tell a friend; attack birds; toll roads; mall drama; passing the turn; you have to eat that; evil parents; cage fighting in school; Dollhouse is good now; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - a little of this and a little of that. 00:45 Sorry if this isn't for you. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 Date night. 02:40 The birds attack. 03:00 Oh, it's Tippy Hedren. 04:00 Sam has an opinion about movies. 04:30 Oh, look, it's Anthony Perkins, not Anthony Hopkins. We're stupid. 05:30 Sam is wrong about his ranting on movies, he just doesn't know it yet. 05:50 The toll road issue. 06:50 Just be ready when you get to the toll gate. 07:30 Sam makes an error. 08:15 The dangers of mocking others. 08:40 Going to the mall is not a pleasure cruise for us. 09:30 Kids running through the mall is not new. 10:15 How is this even possible, ladies? 11:30 Don't chase people into storm drains, you won't catch them. 12:15 Don't expect a lot of help from mall cops. 13:15 Don't pass up the turn. 14:20 Sam breaks the system. 14:45 Hey, who put the hill on the road? 15:10 Who's responsible for this kind of madness? 16:20 These people have earned themselves some pranking. 17:00 Hey, you have to eat that. 17:45 This used to happen to us all the time. What's the big deal? 18:30 In the olden times, you cleaned your plate and you liked it. 19:20 It may not be right, but it's probably not all that wrong, either. 20:10 This is how old people do it. 21:20 Life on the edge - if you're dumb. 21:50 This is what wives are supposed to do. 22:00 The apple really does not fall far from the tree. 24:00 Biting is not the answer. Ever. 24:50 What the Twilight series is really about. 27:00 This is how we do it in Dallas. 27:20 No one needs this part of the town. 29:00 Why are we surprised that things have gone straight to hell? 30:40 How Kim prepares for the end of the world. 31:20 Dollhouse - now a very good show instead of a very crappy show. 32:45 Kim goes for the throat. 33:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:20 Call us! Kim and Sam yes 34:19 Episode 0337 - Lessons Learned http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0337-lessons-learned/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0337-lessons-learned/#comments Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:43:17 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0337-lessons-learned/ On today’s show: Goats; the sleepover; ghetto mimic; unclean; home alone; Kim presents; robbing the karateman; prison vengeance; economic forces; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0337-lessons-learned/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Goats; the sleepover; ghetto mimic; unclean; home alone; Kim presents; robbing the karateman; prison vengeance; economic forces; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - because it's spring. 00:15 Welcome back to the show On today's show: Goats; the sleepover; ghetto mimic; unclean; home alone; Kim presents; robbing the karateman; prison vengeance; economic forces; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - because it's spring. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 01:00 Kim decides what is okay. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 The sleepover, part deux. 02:15 Why does the kid only mimic the worst stuff? 03:40 You cannot have 40s and blunts, kid 04:20 Getting hurt on a screw. 05:20 Nothing to clean the injury with but soap. Hmm. 05:45 Thing 3 brings her own bandages. 06:00 Getting scared. 07:30 Thing 3 decides she's not peeing until she gets home. 08:15 Now, you've waited too long to pee. 09:00 If you have a two bedroom house, you don't have a sleepover for 10 kids. 10:20 The friend who makes bad choices. 11:00 Don't leave your teenage daughter home alone. 12:00 Getting caught is never fun. 12:45 At least someone else was doing something worse. 14:00 Thing 1 is not taking this driver's test seriously. 14:30 Should we ban the whorefriends? 15:30 Fear is the friend of parents. 15:50 Kim is asked to present. 16:30 Kim feels like the ant talking to the grasshopper. 17:30 But this time will be different, she's pretty sure. 18:00 Don't rob the karateman. 20:00 As the economy gets worse, people get dumber. 21:00 We have no idea how you got in that cell. 22:15 It was totally an accident. 22:50 Tough-talking senator. 23:30 Suicide is not a popular option amongst executives, sadly. 24:25 Because businesses never break their contracts. 25:35 You sucked at your job, we don't have to give you extra moneys. 26:50 Sam fixes things. 27:20 Fixing things by force. 28:30 Stop complaining, immigrants. 29:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 29:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 30:30 Episode 0336 - Body Issues http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0336-body-issues/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0336-body-issues/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:16:25 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0336-body-issues/ On today’s show: Beauty; Adam calls in; staph eye; spring bee attack; tattoos; wacky pope; FL is down with the beast sex; mom pimps son; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0336-body-issues/feed/ family,kids,podcst,RWTY On today's show: Beauty; Adam calls in; staph eye; spring bee attack; tattoos; wacky pope; FL is down with the beast sex; mom pimps son; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - makes it all better. 00:15 Welcome to the show, you pervs. On today's show: Beauty; Adam calls in; staph eye; spring bee attack; tattoos; wacky pope; FL is down with the beast sex; mom pimps son; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - makes it all better. 00:15 Welcome to the show, you pervs. 00:30 A cure for a common problem. 00:50 No one is totally happy with their body. 01:15 But it's actually a defense mechanism. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Adam calls in. 02:30 Accents are awesome. 03:45 Children - it's time for you to go away. 04:05 The internet is to blame. 04:45 Okay, so it's not pinkeye, it's a stye. 05:45 Clean your hands before you touch your eyeholes. 06:25 Oh, noes. Both eyes. 07:10 The internet will only tell you the WORST thing you could have. 08:30 It won't explode, it will just leak a little. 08:50 Whooo, it's spring break, show me your boobies. 09:30 The bees don't want us to leave the house, at all. 09:50 Sam warns Kim, Kim ignores Sam. Now we're invaded. 11:10 Sure, they'll just go away. That's how it always works.     12:00 Let's go skating! 12:45 When did rollerskating become an expensive thing to do? 13:45 Poison doesn't work so well in an uncontrolled environment. 14:00 Thing 1 begs for a tattoo. 15:00 Sam is actually more strict about tattoos than Kim. 16:25 Thing 1 has a problem understanding what is meant by 'achievement.' 16:50 Kim gets scared. 17:40 Family relations. 18:00 Metal allergies make piercing difficult. 18:40 The pope should not talk about things he doesn't understand. 19:20 Not using condoms is actually killing all of Africa. So, stop 20:15 Even Jesus is down with the condoms. We're pretty sure. 20:50 Disposed condoms are not as dangerous as unprotected AIDS sex. 22:40 Guess what is NOT illegal in FL? 23:00 Wait, you can do this and not go to jail? Wow, FL. Just, wow. 23:40 Clearly the goat was asking for it. 25:30 The guy didn't mean for it to choke. It was the heat of the moment. 27:30 This story is horrible. 28:30 No woman who would do this is a decent person. 29:20 Massage needed. 30:30 Know your limitations. 31:00 We don't plan things this far in advance. 32:00 The real reason this kid needs to get laid. 33:00 Just take care of it yourself. 33:45 How Kim avoids creepy stuff on the internets. 34:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 34:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. Kim and Sam yes 35:09 Episode 0335 - Skatetards http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0335-skatetards/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0335-skatetards/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:31:31 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0335-skatetards/ On today’s show: Babies fight cobras; technical difficulties and a cry for help; how to make kids dumb; skating party; inadvertent poisoning; just relax; artificial insemination gone really wrong; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0335-skatetards/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Babies fight cobras; technical difficulties and a cry for help; how to make kids dumb; skating party; inadvertent poisoning; just relax; artificial insemination gone really wrong; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: Babies fight cobras; technical difficulties and a cry for help; how to make kids dumb; skating party; inadvertent poisoning; just relax; artificial insemination gone really wrong; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it is what it is. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you happy people. 00:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:25 Go to the Horde and watch the baby fight the cobra. 03:00 How can videos cut off at this point? 03:15 Technical difficulties - not our fault. 03:30 A cry for help. 04:20 Kim gets angry with her employer. 05:15 Avoidance is the best policy. 06:10 Deadlines and changes do not work well together. 08:00 Look, just redo all of these, all right? 09:10 Some people have no business sense. 10:00 School will soon get much easier in Fort Worth. 11:00 Why even bother with homework? 12:00 Let's just go back to the old days. 13:00 School is where you learn you may not be so smart. 14:00 The skating party. 15:00 Skating is now more expensive than a movie. 15:30 How much is a pair of leather, four-wheel skates? 17:30 Homemade skates are not the best idea. 18:05 Sam opts out of putting skates on Thing 3. 19:10 How you can fit 10 kids in one car. 20:00 This is a private party, now get out of here. 20:30 You can't effectively watch this many kids. 21:20 An hour is far too long to leave your kid waiting for you. 22:50 Racist party-goers. 23:30 Songs that are inappropriate for little girls. 24:10 Drink the kool-aid - oh, sorry, that's windshield wiper fluid. 24:40 New rule - you taste it before you serve it. 26:10 Kids, learn what poison smells like. 27:10 My boss is too high strung, this will help him relax. 28:00 Too many people act like kids when they are adults. 29:50 Sam's strange idea. 30:30 Look, let me just use this stuff from my brother. 31:20 Hey, it's sterile, relax. 33:10 What kind of law covers this stuff? 34:00 From the chew cup, Kim? Really? 34:50 Genetics doesn't work the way you think it does. 35:45 Call us - 206.339.7482 35:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:33 Episode 0334 - Punishment http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0334-punishment/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0334-punishment/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:18:20 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0334-punishment/ On today’s show: A very special day; Wal-Mart voicemail; rock-throwing monkey; house problems; classmate issues; the lost coat; BB gun discipline; the special M&M; sexy fun times end; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0334-punishment/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: A very special day; Wal-Mart voicemail; rock-throwing monkey; house problems; classmate issues; the lost coat; BB gun discipline; the special M&M; sexy fun times end; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: A very special day; Wal-Mart voicemail; rock-throwing monkey; house problems; classmate issues; the lost coat; BB gun discipline; the special M&M; sexy fun times end; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will soothe even a savage breast. 00:20 A very special day. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:05 A voice mail from Meldrick. 03:30 Then who is responsible for holding things together? 04:45 Some monkeys are just jerks. 05:45 Something is wrong with our house. 07:00 The door tried to kill Sam. 08:00 No one listens to Sam. 09:30 Thing 3 has issues with her classmates. 10:30 The grossest little kid. 11:00 There's always one kid in class that can't stop with the touching. 12:00 Public humiliation is rarely the cure for a childhood problem. 13:00 Why would you have a sock in your pants? 14:20 Sock in your pants aren't always nefarious. 16:15 Thing 2 is becoming even more distracted by everything. 17:15 How can you lose something this big? 18:00 Sorry, we're not buying another one for you. Learn to deal. 18:45 It's all with rat-face girl. 20:00 Kim makes an embarrassing statement. 20:50 Sometimes you have to shoot a kid. 22:15 Stop overreacting, you're making things bad for everyone. 23:50 Thing 3 writes a horror story of her own. 25:00 You should probably pay attention to the giant M&M before you shove it in your face. 27:10 You need to understand that saws are not meant for certain things. 28:20 How can you people do this kind of thing? 29:20 This is too much action for the average hole to take. 31:45 You can never predict what warning labels will be needed in the future. 33:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:09 Episode 0333 - Learning http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0333-learning/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0333-learning/#comments Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:24:29 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0333-learning/ On today’s show: School projects; Thing 1 creates havoc; the Boy pays; the school lottery; college field trip; gas prices for your neighbor; devil buddy; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0333-learning/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: School projects; Thing 1 creates havoc; the Boy pays; the school lottery; college field trip; gas prices for your neighbor; devil buddy; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - warm and fuzzy on a rainy spring day. On today's show: School projects; Thing 1 creates havoc; the Boy pays; the school lottery; college field trip; gas prices for your neighbor; devil buddy; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - warm and fuzzy on a rainy spring day. 00:15 Ah, school projects, boo. 00:50 Kim makes a good point. 01:00 But you can't pin this on Sam, he's too wily. 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 No heads in boxes, please. 03:00 Kim doesn't really want equality in nudity, she just says she does. 03:30 Thing 1 puts everyone in danger. 04:20 No, child, you cannot go to the Boy's house when there are no adults around. 05:00 Whoa, don't jump into my lane, dude. 05:30 Oh, look, it's the boy. 06:00 Why girls need to keep it zipped when they aren't driving. 07:00 Our neighborhood is definitely strangely laid out, we understand. 07:30 Think fast - no, wait, don't. 08:30 Never do this in a car. Ever. 11:00 16-year-old people have great reflexes, but not-so-great brains. 11:30 Good schools are important, but the lottery system makes it hard. 12:30 And there is a lot of paperwork involved in this project. 13:15 Hey, someone lost a metric butt-ton of letters of application. 14:00 If you're dumb, go to the dumb school. Thanks. 15:40 So now we have to wait for the personal interviews so things can get fixed. 16:50 Making everyone apply for the good school kind of sucks. 17:30 Hootard Island - an idea whose time has come. 17;45 Thing 3 heads out for a field trip. 18:40 There are too many stairs at this college. 20:00 Thing 3 is infatuated with the cafeteria. 20:30 The kissing was nice, too. 21:30 The man voice of cigarettes. 22:25 Sorry for the confusion, here's $2000. 23:20 Automation doesn't always make things better or faster. 24:10 Sam does not approve of the Nazis. 25:00 Things no one tells you about pregnancy. 25:50 Someone is on the other side of this happy ending, and they are not enjoying it. 26:40 Yeah, yeah, I did it. Please take into account my preferences about prison. 27:10 No, I do not want this to happen to me. 29:30 Guillotines were pretty good at what they did. 30:10 Look, I need to be able to worship the way I want to worship. 31:10 Devil worshipers need their rights respected, too. 32:50 Freedom of religion has to work both ways, or it's not freedom. 33:50 The devil means business. 34:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 34:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:11 Episode 0332 - CAPS http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0332-caps/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0332-caps/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:30:26 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0332-caps/ On today’s show: Cursing is back, Kim and the doctor; CAPS; loser Lexus; line cutter; pee drinks; the gas line; finally some justice; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0332-caps/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Cursing is back, Kim and the doctor; CAPS; loser Lexus; line cutter; pee drinks; the gas line; finally some justice; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - more potent than 00:15 No Cursing week is officially over On today's show: Cursing is back, Kim and the doctor; CAPS; loser Lexus; line cutter; pee drinks; the gas line; finally some justice; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - more potent than 00:15 No Cursing week is officially over. Thank goodness. 01:15 Sam's jobs have pretty much always required cursing. 01:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 Kim returns to the doctor to show him what's what. 03:50 Kim's issue is that she gets too wound up. 04:50 Kim goes crazy with weight loss. 05:25 Can I weigh in without these heavy boots? 06:00 Kim sets a record, gains respect. 07:25 An example for all of the fat patients. 08:40 CAPS - what it means. 09:00 How about you not run into me in the parking lot. 09:30 Oh, look, you are the total package of jerkiness. 10:30 Really, you just leave your kids in the car? 11:00 When you're buying beer in a 40 oz bottle, it is not going to be quality. 11:30 Now your kids are my problems. 12:50 Good luck, kids. 14:15 Kim goes shopping with the Things. 15:05 Waiting in lines - it's a skill everyone should have. 15:30 You know what, you don't get to do this. 16:15 People, we cannot allow this kind of asinine behavior. 17:00 The only response this kind of business is a punch in the throat. 18:00 Kim thinks she's on a tv show. 20:15 One day, this woman will try this trick and it will go very poorly for her. 20:25 Stop peeing in the coke. 22:00 Kim can't even imagine trying this prank. 23:00 Sometimes you do things and you just know you're going to get hit. 24:00 Just knock it off with the food tampering. 24:20 Don't try to save a spot in the gas line. 25:00 Everyone in this story is a douche. 25:45 Using your car to bash someone on foot could go very wrong for you. 26:50 Sam brings a solution to the table. 27:45 Finally, some sort of justice. 28:30 No plea bargain for you. 29:30 We need to hire someone full time to take money from these people. 30:45 People need to learn a little more about money. 33:15 Shows are getting a little shorter, we blew out our bandwidth. 33:40 Call us - 206.339.4728. 33:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:58 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:59 Episode 0331 - Annoyed http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0331-annoyed/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0331-annoyed/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:27:28 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0331-annoyed/ On today’s show: Sam’s throat explodes; too much surly; nudity;  listener email; the awful girlfriend; Thing 3 plans a change; drive-in fun; teeth; give me my McNubbins; why 8 kids is too many; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0331-annoyed/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sam's throat explodes; too much surly; nudity;  listener email; the awful girlfriend; Thing 3 plans a change; drive-in fun; teeth; give me my McNubbins; why 8 kids is too many; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: Sam's throat explodes; too much surly; nudity;  listener email; the awful girlfriend; Thing 3 plans a change; drive-in fun; teeth; give me my McNubbins; why 8 kids is too many; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - such thrilling composition. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:20 Throatsplosion. 00:40 What happens to root beer once it his dairy products? 01:30 We're so easily annoyed, maybe we're missing out on the nice things. 02:30 Or maybe people just suck. 03:30 Why Sam cannot go see Watchmen in theaters. 04:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 04:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 05:00 Sam demands an equitable nudity ratio. 06:00 A weak Vanity Fair spoof. Weak, we say. 07:30 An email from Nicole. 07:45 The sordid truth about standardized testing. 08:30 Wow, that's a lot of money. 09:30 The difference between male and female teachers. 11:00 Sadly, there is no easy solution. 11:45 In the old days, school was kind of self-policing. Now it's just a madhouse. 13:30 The Boy is in a bad spot with Thing 1. 14:30 It's not that hard to pick a restaurant in which to eat. And dinner doesn't take four hours to get. 15:20 Why Sam is going to have to move out. 16:00 This sounds like a great date. 16:45 Ladies, do not try to change your men. Accept their nature. 17:40 This is the story that made Sam take the Boy's side. 21:00 Thing 3 decides she needs a change. 22:15 You know who doesn't have pimples? Summer Glau. 24:15    Moles are gross. 25:25 Johnny Socko remake. Now, please. 26:25 The remake of the Road Warrior. Do not do this, we beg of you. 28:40 Fun times at the drive-in. 29:20 R-rated movies used to be way better than they are today. 30:00 What is it about this that makes the filling the bad part? 31:20 Things that could make it worse. 32:00 How did this all go down? 33:00 We officially do not approve of this mess. 33:20 McNubbins - a new tasty treat. 34:00 Just give us what we ordered, or we're calling the police. 34:50 Who do you call when you're getting ripped off? 36:00 The Heart Attack Cafe sounds like a place Sam would like to go to. 37:30 How Clean is Your House will make you feel better about yourself. 38:10 Sam doesn't even get to finish a statement. 39:00 Jon and Kate head for disaster. 40:10 This is what happens when you treat your husband like crap on TV. 41:20 Sometimes the ugliness is on the inside. 44:00 Email from Barbara. 46:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 46:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 48:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 48:22 Episode 0330 - Slackerly http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0330-slackerly/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0330-slackerly/#comments Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:23:26 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0330-slackerly/ On today’s show: Kim slacks; men haters; Teacher Chick calls in; Thing 2 makes a stand; button masher; toy demolition; whacked retailers; stupid robbers; Barbie outlaw; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0330-slackerly/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim slacks; men haters; Teacher Chick calls in; Thing 2 makes a stand; button masher; toy demolition; whacked retailers; stupid robbers; Barbie outlaw; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - because we're thinking of you On today's show: Kim slacks; men haters; Teacher Chick calls in; Thing 2 makes a stand; button masher; toy demolition; whacked retailers; stupid robbers; Barbie outlaw; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - because we're thinking of you. 00:20 Sam feels tantrumish. 00:45 Episode 3 of no-cursing week. Brace yourselves, gratuitous cursing week coming up. 01:15 Kim throws the family to the wolves over dinner. 02:00 Sam's hedonism is breaking down in the face of Kim's monastic lifestyle. 02:40 How Kim fills Sam with guilt and self-loathing. 03:10 Sam is a bad influence, apparently. 03:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:30 Sam nearly choked to death during this episode. Sorry for the edit. 04:50 Teacher Chick tells us about food in her school district. 05:30 Look, when you're poor, you do not get nice things. 06:30 And when people who aren't poor abuse the system, the system breaks. 07:15 Sam goes back in time to hassle teachers. 07:45 A way to cure all your school district's financial woes. 08:30 Another way people can contribute in ways that are not financial. 09:20 Thing 2's tolerance for stupid drives her out of band. 10:30 You know you're a winner when people are moving to get out of your band. 11:45 Let's do art, instead of band. Yay! 12:30 On the plus side, Sam will probably not spend as much money. 12:45 Until Kim throws in the zinger. 13:20 Unicorns rock. 14:20 Sam bemoans the crappy song choices for Rock Band DLC. 14:40 This Beatle's Rock Band edition is ridiculous. 15:40 Maybe Sam is overstating how crappy the Beatles are. 16:40 Button Mashing madness. 17:30 Thing 3 takes Street Fighter to the wall. 18:00 Thing 3 is changing in ways that are interesting. Like reading. 18:45 Thing 3 is making a career change. 19:45 Oh, no, this book has scared me horribly. 20:20 Scholastic books are now pretty crap. 20:45 We're here to buy books, not your crappy toys. 21:45 Dismantling the toys. 22:45 This is how you lose children forever.    24:00 You can't read big kid books until little kid books stop terrifying you. 24:45 Fact or urban legend? 25:20 Recession rip-off. 26:00 Never go to stores right before closing. 26:30 Why being closed on Sundays is bad. 26:45 Sam has a complete brain melt. 28:30 Whatever it takes to get through the work day, dude. 29:15 You've had too much, dude, put the weed down. 30:20 Look, dude, I'm going to take over the family business. Or else. 31:20 We are making a world of monsters. Be prepared for the consequences. 32:00 This generation, it's not like the rest of us. For real. 33:00 Sam fixes everything in one fell swoop. 34:30 Don't pay for stuff while robbing. 37:00 Jaw necrosis - not for the faint of heart. 38:00 It's time for Kim to have her employment review. 38:30 Barbie is bad for girls, apparently. 40:30 No matter what you do, girls will be girls. 41:50 Barbie doesn't have kids, she parties. 42:30 Let's stop protecting the weakest of us. 43:50 Ethnic Barbie is not ethnic. 44:30 If you aren't watching Reaper, you're doing it wrong. 45:10 Sam is officially over lost. 46:00 We don't really like Dollhouse. 47:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 47:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 47:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 48:06 Episode 0329 - Rights http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0329-rights/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0329-rights/#comments Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:18:28 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0329-rights/ On today’s show: Kim fails to curse; a potential guest; PE; fearpuke; on the job training; the great red tide; picture this; licenses are for pussies; being a wife; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0329-rights/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim fails to curse; a potential guest; PE; fearpuke; on the job training; the great red tide; picture this; licenses are for pussies; being a wife; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - for your underpants. On today's show: Kim fails to curse; a potential guest; PE; fearpuke; on the job training; the great red tide; picture this; licenses are for pussies; being a wife; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for your underpants. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, it's curse-free episode #2. 00:30 Kim is not stepping up to fill the curse void. 00:50 Kim thinks Sam should be yelled at more. 01:20 Everyone knows the truth. 01:30 Sam has no idea what he's talking about. 02:00 Prepare yourself for an upcoming episode that you may be disturbed by. 02:40 Barney comes from Dallas, you know. 02:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:55 Look, we're live every Tuesday and Saturday - where are you? 03:15 The parachute meltdown. 03:45 It's the TAKS week, we're relaxing in PE. 04:00 Scooters races from the past. 04:30 Every PE teacher in history has done this at least once. 05:15 Why gymnastics are not a good idea in PE. 05:50 Combined PE classes - a good way to get little kids beat down. 06:30 Things you can do under a parachute. 07:00 Look, kid, you have to scrunch in tighter for this to work. 07:30 Thing 3 is fine right up until she starts freaking out. 08:00 You're really going to vomit over this? 08:50 How can we make this kid not so scared to try anything? 09:40 Thing 1 has a problem at her internship. 10:30 You people are supposed to be doing some training. 11:20 Getting in trouble for not doing what you're supposed to. 12:00 Thing 1's friends lack self-confidence. 12:45 Not everyone wants to teach. 13:50 Girls, please get a grip on your hormones. 14:25 Thing 1 and Thing 2 have no perspective on things. 15:05 How could Kim possibly understand? 15:45 When kids ask to have their lady parts ripped out. 17:10 Fine, you win, let's just take this stuff out. 18:00 An appointment Sam will not go to. 18:20 Hey, kid. Take a picture of this. Right now. 19:15 Sam has no idea what mixed feelings are. 20:10 Kim is just plain wrong on this. 21:40 A way to cure sexual curiosity. 21:50 It doesn't just make things easier? 22:50 Buying birth control is a girl's job, damnit. 23:30 Just throw a fish hook up in your belly. Done. 24:00 Pregnancy sex is really the best. 24:50 I don't need no stinking license. 25:45 Criminal tools - it's all about the skills. 26:00 Please clean your buttscope before reuse. 26:15 Sam fails. 27:15 People like this are sick in the brain. 28:40 Things ladypart doctors aren't supposed to do. 29:40 Delicate structures. 30:50 How to make a butt baby. 32:00 This should, in fact, still be a wife's job. 32:45 Kim does not agree. 33:50 Kim unleashes her long-held anger. 35:00 On the flip side, why is it that women get all the decision-making power here? 36:00 Ugly resentments from the girl part of the show. 37:30 See, this is how Kim hides her hate. 38:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 38:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 39:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 39:22 Episode 0328 - Testing http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0328-testing/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0328-testing/#comments Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:27:14 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0328-testing/ On today’s show: Sam cleans up; Left 4 Dead; TAKS; punishing the smart; menaced by a bobcat; held hostage; attacked by a crazy man; Sam banks; dead guy in a car; camera madness; kitty bong; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0328-testing/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,TAKS On today's show: Sam cleans up; Left 4 Dead; TAKS; punishing the smart; menaced by a bobcat; held hostage; attacked by a crazy man; Sam banks; dead guy in a car; camera madness; kitty bong; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: Sam cleans up; Left 4 Dead; TAKS; punishing the smart; menaced by a bobcat; held hostage; attacked by a crazy man; Sam banks; dead guy in a car; camera madness; kitty bong; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - now with less cursing. 19:00 No cursing from Sam on the next few episodes. Will it work? 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Sam is supporting McKay Hatch because this kid is standing for something. 04:30 Thing 2 fails at Left 4 Dead. 05:30 Ugh, the TAKS test is so unpleasant. 06:30 The pressure is a little much for the kids. 07:00 Nothing like a rally to get the kids wound up. 07:30 Things you should probably be doing every day, anyway, slackers. 08:30 Thing 3 nearly blows out her arm trying to exhaust herself on the wii. 09:30 Halfway smart kids can finish the TAKS in about an hour, at most. 10:30 How about a reward for smart kids? No. That's what I thought. 11:00 This is what makes smart people hate stupid people. 11:30 Meet your next supervillain. 12:30 Smart kids are propping the school systems, so maybe they get a little support. 13:25 Camping for school. 14:15 Dumbness is pretty much just dumbness. 15:00 Things we watched on the Science channel. 15:40 This stuff was so extreme it didn't even seem real. 17:00 This isn't helpful, lady. 18:00 Fortunately for you, the wildcat just decided she didn't want to eat you. 18:30 Hostage-taking 101. 19:30 One day, a zombie invasion will look like the best possible outcome. 20:20 Real-life horror show. 20:40 Shotgun to the arm. Not good. 21:20 How do you even talk about this without freaking out? 22:20 Don't judge, don't judge. 23:00 So, I'm your girlfriend now. 23:50 SWAT for the win. 25:15 Sam goes to a bank in another country, apparently. 26:15 Wait a second, maybe I don't belong here. 27:10 How long has it been since these people went to a bank? 28:00 So it's all bullet-proof glass now? 29:00 You're a bank, I have money. Can I please deposit it? 29:30 So this is apparently some kind of pilot program. 30:30 Sam fails on his no-cussing. 31:15 A statistic that shows why we always lose. 31:45 Hey, what's the deal with this car? I dunno, it's getting a ticket. 32:40 You don't look at the car before you toss a ticket in the window? 33:50 Here's your chance to do something right - but you say no. tsk tsk. 34:30 What are you doing with that camera? 35:30 Oh, so you're a pervert? Good news, me too! 36:00 Just admitting to something doesn't get you off the hook, people. 37:45 Cameras weren't always small. 38:00 Kitty bong. 38:55 How is this different from catnip? 39:30 The cat most likely did not care. Cats love getting high. 41:30 Just one slip, that's not so bad. 42:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 43:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 43:10 This is why we don't have more sponsors. 44:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 44:46 Episode 0327 - Sweatsocks http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0327-sweatsocks/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0327-sweatsocks/#comments Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:08:12 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0327-sweatsocks/ On today’s show: Kim’s sock issue; drunkard’s float; Shawn yells at Sam; Thing 3’s socks; buying video games; Kim’s sweatshop; boobs at the wheel; how to keep warm in your car; kids for cockatoos; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0327-sweatsocks/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim's sock issue; drunkard's float; Shawn yells at Sam; Thing 3's socks; buying video games; Kim's sweatshop; boobs at the wheel; how to keep warm in your car; kids for cockatoos; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: Kim's sock issue; drunkard's float; Shawn yells at Sam; Thing 3's socks; buying video games; Kim's sweatshop; boobs at the wheel; how to keep warm in your car; kids for cockatoos; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than chocolate. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:30 Kim has a serious issue with socks. 01:00 Sam's feet get sore. But he's not allowed to rub them. 01:45 This sound only really bothers Kim, right? 02:25 How our marriage will end. 03:10 The official drink of RWTY - drunkard's float. 03:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:55 Shawn yells at Sam. 04:45 Sam's not really serious about this, people. Don't believe everything you read on plurk. 05:20 Sam is plurking more these days. Stalk him. 06:00 Measuring by hand. 06:25 It's good when your wife loses weight, but not off her boobs. 07:30 Thing 3 hated socks even more than Kim. 08:20 When your feet smell like death, you can't take off your shoes 09:10 Wait, why are you still wearing socks? 10:00 Stop sliding, kid. 10:30 The bike riding experiment. 11:00 Sam buys new video games. 12;36 Sweet, a good deal on Left 4 Dead. 13:00 Don't be a douche about pricematching. 14:00 Sam gets credit for being thrifty. 14:45 When it is this busy, do you really need to plug it up with special offers? 15:00 Kim has retailer sympathy. 16:00 Another shady tactic. 17:00 Kim's sweatshop. 18:30 The inequity of labor. 20:00 Sam gets no credit for his hard work. 20:30 Kim needs to start making big girl clothes. 21:00 You can't do this while you're driving. 21:45 Breastfeeding is important. But it does not trump auto safety. 22:50 Just drop it in the floorboard, it'll be fine. 23:25 How Kim handled the breastfeeding. 24:20 Just stop the car, feed the kid, then proceed to your destination. 24:50 Look, it was cold, okay? 25:50 Look, it's not MY car, so a fire inside is fine. 27:20 Do not donate a mattress - that just spreads bedbugs. 28:10 Bedbugs keep us from travelling. 29:00 Next big comeback - lice. 29:50 Hard-driving adoption. 30:50 Look, $2000 or that cockatoo over there. 31:30 You can't just leave your kids with a long-haul trucker. 32:00 This is a sign of the end of life as we know it. 33:20 This is the definition of a bad mom. 35:00 You really can't see why this is wrong? 35:45 All this is a result of people who didn't get enough discipline as kids. 36:10 Let's slow down on the baby-making. 36:30 And guys, you need to not be spreading your seed quite so freely. 37:45 Kim does something truly disgusting. 38:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 38:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:50 When you listen to us live, please use the talkshoe pro client. It's free and better. 39:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 37:40 Episode 0326 - Nerd Bowl http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0326-nerd-bowl/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0326-nerd-bowl/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:52:09 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0326-nerd-bowl/ On today’s show: listener email; rowdy listeners; nerd bowl; poor preparation; the swingers; camcorder jerks; placenta dumping grounds; bad medicine; mermaid; mutant healing factor; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0326-nerd-bowl/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: listener email; rowdy listeners; nerd bowl; poor preparation; the swingers; camcorder jerks; placenta dumping grounds; bad medicine; mermaid; mutant healing factor; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: listener email; rowdy listeners; nerd bowl; poor preparation; the swingers; camcorder jerks; placenta dumping grounds; bad medicine; mermaid; mutant healing factor; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just  little something extra. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, we know you missed us. 00:45 Get ready for the nerd bowl. 01:15 Kim needs to get right with Jesus. 01:55 Kim likes to step on jokes. 02:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Thanks for making this our biggest week ever. You guys rock. Now go tell a friend. 04:30 An email from a new listener. 05:15 When you send us an email about an older episode, be like this listener and tell us what you're writing about. 05:45 Jennifer tells us why everyone likes #3. 06:30 Theme shows are the norm, but they can be a little loose. 07:20 If you have a friend in your picture, that friend better be a listener. 08:00 Sam begins plurking more frequently. 08:30 The master plan. 09:00 The nerd bowl - a pain in the butt. 09:40 When "I love you" is really just a way to ask for money. 10:45 A new rule about love. 12:15 The most organized school event Sam has ever attended. 13:30 Hints that you are not as well-prepared as you should be. 15:15 Do not give the children totally unrealistic expectations. 15:50 Thing 2 blossoms under pressure. 17:15 Swinger attack. 18:30 Sam tries to avoid the elephant in the room. 19:30 The longer you're exposed to this kind of stuff, the more likely you are to talk about it inappropriately. 20:40 The camcorder is not your ticket to be a douche. 21:30 The solution. 22:30 When everyone stops trying to be in the front, everyone can see. Shocking. 23:15 Oh, no, you did not do well. 24:30 The rest of the team did poorly, but you, you rat-faced girl, did the worst. 25:20 A fate worse than being told the truth. 25:30 Please don't dump your placenta. 27:00 Placentas are big and nasty. 27:45 So tasty. 28:30 This is all the plot of an apocalyptic devil cut. 29:25 Splice looks cool, but then kind of seems dumb. 30:30 Hey, look, another case of the FDA falling dow on the job. 31:30 Look, degrees are overrated. 32:50 Just do your job, please. 34:00 Kim the buzzkill. 34:40 From legless gimp to mermaid. 36:00 Why movie people are better than doctors. 37:30 Kim asks a stupid question. 38:00 Kim has no real understanding of how fast she heals. 39:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 39:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 39:50 If you listen to us live, please use talkshoe pro, it's much, much better. 40:55 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 40:56 Episode 0325 - Swing Band http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0325-swing-band/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0325-swing-band/#comments Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:01:54 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0325-swing-band/ On today’s show: Sling Blade; the concert; uniforms from hell; the swingers; the schedule; bus dealer; poison food; the family that prays together; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0325-swing-band/feed/ band concert,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sling Blade; the concert; uniforms from hell; the swingers; the schedule; bus dealer; poison food; the family that prays together; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - just for you. 00:15 Oh, no, another concert. On today's show: Sling Blade; the concert; uniforms from hell; the swingers; the schedule; bus dealer; poison food; the family that prays together; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just for you. 00:15 Oh, no, another concert. 00:50 Sling Blade - Kim loves it, Sam has never seen it. 01:30 Sam tries to make a deal, Kim declines. 02:20 Forrest Gump + Scythe = just stupid. 03:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:40 Band concerts - a private hell for parents. 04:10 We can only learn two songs a year, so we need to have lots of bands. 05:10 Here's your uniform - 12 hours before the concert. 05:40 Look, it doesn't fit at all. 06:10 And this uniform is virtually destroyed. 07:10 Can we do this a little more half-assed, please? 08:00 Pick a seat, any seat. It will be a bad one. 08:30 Control your child. 09:10 Come early and do your homework. 09:45 Here comes karma, just for Kim. 10:10 This is not only not safe, it's gross. Stop it. 10:50 Ear shivers. 12:10 Kim attracts attention. 12:50 No thank you, I don't want to be involved in whatever you have in mind. 13:40 Just come clean with us so we can stop thinking about it. 14:15 There's nothing wrong, as long as everyone's on the same page. 15:25 Maybe this makes some girls happier and/or smarter. 16:10 Here's a calendar for the next year. Seriously, everything is on it. 17:10 Fine, we are using this schedule. If you try to change it, screw you. 17:30 Oh, and schedule your vacation around band practice. 18:15 You are a bad band instructor. Bad, you hear me? 18:50 Whoohoo, we're going to Disneyland. 19:50 The city prepares to take over the school district. 21:00 How can such a small number of people wreck things? 22:00 Yes, take ALL of his stuff. 22:22 You don't deserve bonuses, seriously. 23:00 Hey, man, want some cocaine? 24:00 Drug dealers are careless. 25:00 Just make it all legal - people are going to get addicted to things, anyway. 26:55 Look, it's just a little poison. 27:45 This is not the best excuse I've ever heard. 28:20 Your every move is watched. 29:00 A surveillance spoof that freaked people out. 31:00 Youtube's self-censoring is kind of amazing. 31:45 The family that prays together. 32:15 This is not what Jesus wanted, we don't think. 33:20 Discipline in the church. 34:00 Bible drills. Good times, good times. 35:40 Sam the devil worshipper. 37:20 Communion beatings. 38:30 Memories of abuse past. 39:10 We can hear you beating your kids. Seriously. 40:30 One Jesus cracker at a time, kid. 42:00 Snake handlers, kind of hot. 42:20 The church of misfits. 42:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 42:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 44:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 44:00 Episode 0324 - Shopping http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0324-shopping/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0324-shopping/#comments Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:10:19 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0324-shopping/ On today’s show: HID evil; death foot; the ghost mall; in-store pickup is not real; genetic soup; monkey attack; free cheese; hair lunch; body abandonment; the pig brain room; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0324-shopping/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: HID evil; death foot; the ghost mall; in-store pickup is not real; genetic soup; monkey attack; free cheese; hair lunch; body abandonment; the pig brain room; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - so good, it's awesome On today's show: HID evil; death foot; the ghost mall; in-store pickup is not real; genetic soup; monkey attack; free cheese; hair lunch; body abandonment; the pig brain room; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so good, it's awesome. 00:20 We do bad things. 00:45 HID lights are for losers. We hate them. 01:15 Duct tape will fix this. 01:50 Mostly you don't even NEED headlights around here. 02:10 Crimes Against Polite Society. 02:25 Not reasonable, but still right. 03:50 It's just indicative of a pattern of douchbaggery. 04:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 04:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:45 Our sponsors, love them with your mouse. 05:15 Back to the mall. 06:10 Thing 3 needed some new shoes. 07:50 Why Kim caters to the OCD. 09:00 The hot walk. 09:45 Toebiters are toetally disgusting. 10:30 Even B&N was empty. 11:30 Kim's blood pressure is no longer stroke worthy. 12:00 In-store pickup is just a scam. A huge, painful scam. 13:00 If you need a special controller for a popular game, MAKE IT. 13:40 I'm here to get my stuff, for which I've paid you. 14:50 You don't get to keep my money if you don't give me merchandise. 15:50 Sam no longer enjoys spending money. Kim roont him. 17:10 Kid with good genes. 17:50 Oh, problems, we had a few. 18:30 Thing 2 has navigation difficulties. 19:00 Beware the couch, children. 20:15 Why do girls have to be so mean to each other? 21:30 Monkey attack! 22:20 Don't treat your monkey like a person. 22:30 Also, monkeys don't recognize you once you get a haircut. 23:10 You can't keep a monkey like this without a weapno. 23:33 This monkey's mom was even bad. 23:50 Sam has a totally unsubstantiated belief. 24:40 Even doctors had to get some counseling because it was so bad. 25:30 Watch Planet of the Apes. Learn. 26:20 Free food at school. 26:45 How is this controversial? 28:30 When you're poor, you don't always get what you want. 30:15 Not everyone gets to be not poor. Sorry. 30:50 Sam is unreasonably mean, again. 31:20 You should be glad it's cheese sandwiches and not ramen soup. 32:30 A diet of ramen and pastry is not going to go well for you. 33:30 The worst lunch ever. 35:00 Pull your own weight, slackers. 35:50 If your family doesn't care, why should this guy? 37:10 No pay, no fire. 38:20 Maybe you make the family pay. 39:30 The pig brain room is not good for your health. 41:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 41:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 42:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 42:50 Episode 0323 - Lascivious http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0323-lascivious/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0323-lascivious/#comments Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:19:11 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0323-lascivious/ On today’s show: Tech parents; too many cars; Thing 2 goes to high school; learning French; steel balls; bad boyfriend; abstinence; monkey city; old scammers; ladies as tools; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0323-lascivious/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Tech parents; too many cars; Thing 2 goes to high school; learning French; steel balls; bad boyfriend; abstinence; monkey city; old scammers; ladies as tools; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - join the fun. On today's show: Tech parents; too many cars; Thing 2 goes to high school; learning French; steel balls; bad boyfriend; abstinence; monkey city; old scammers; ladies as tools; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - join the fun. 00:15 Welcome back, all of you. 00:40 Sam considers a disaster. 00:50 Parents who are shockingly tech savvy in strange ways. 01:30 Words that sound like what they mean are fun. 02:20 You do not need this many cars, neighbor. 02:55 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:15 Thing 2 prepares for high school. 03:30 This kid is full of snark. 04:15 Kim lies to Sam. A lot. 05:00 The kid is already through with most of high school. 06;15 Thing 2 opts for a different language. 07:15 A Spanish teaching anecdote. 08:10 Kids these days . . . 09:00 Sam thinks about his past military offers. 10:50 Becoming The Destroyer. 11:30 They do, indeed, make ball gags out of steel. 12:20 What search history says about you. 13:10 A listener calls in. 13:45 This is nightmarish to even consider. 15:00 Kim makes a homemade ball gag. 15:50 Solitary 3.0 - A little fetish happy this year. 16:15 Thing 1 has friends that make our heads hurt. 17:10 Thank you, Thing 1 for having the guts to tell us. 17:30 This isn't right. 18:00 This is really not right. 18:30 And now it's completely insane. 19:30 You're kind of obligated to tell other parents about this. 20:30 Young girls, do not fall for this foolishness. We implore you. 21:00 The Things are terrible at lying to us. 22:00 The number of virgins is dwindling. 22:30 Oh, look, this girl can't keep her knees together. 23:10 Teenagers with babies are uniquely qualified to talk about abstinence. 23:30 Small towns make abstinence hard. 24:30 There is not, in fact, a 100-hundred foot long snake in Brazil. 25:10 Dark Times in Monkey City starts TONIGHT. Don't miss it. 26:45 I'm old I couldn't possibly have done this. 27:40 Old chicks need love, too. 28:50 Sam plans for a scam in his dotage. 30:30 See, ladies, it's not men's fault. It's biology. 31:50 This is how the process works. 32:55 Dressing sexy makes people think you are looking for the sexy. Sorry. 34:40 Human nature is not surprising if you just pay attention. 36:20 Kim can't lose anymore weight because we can't afford it. 37:40 Kim's thumb is not that big. 37:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 37:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:54 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:54 Episode 0322 - Proportional http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0322-proportional/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0322-proportional/#comments Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:30:23 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0322-proportional/ On today’s show: Welcome; teaching; sunglasses; thumb update; field trip; listener email; Wii fit overload; get some press-on nails; hairy escape; court; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0322-proportional/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Welcome; teaching; sunglasses; thumb update; field trip; listener email; Wii fit overload; get some press-on nails; hairy escape; court; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 00:15 We can't control you. On today's show: Welcome; teaching; sunglasses; thumb update; field trip; listener email; Wii fit overload; get some press-on nails; hairy escape; court; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 00:15 We can't control you. 00:40 It's a lesson for all the young men. 01:30 Thing 2 tells Sam how to play Gears of War. 02:20 Sam saves money on his sunglasses. 03:00 Sam has never had expensive sunglasses, Kim exaggerates. 03:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 04:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:20 Kim's email is healing with supernatural speed. 05:10 Thing 3 was not, in fact, a slave owner. 05:40 The field trip. 06:30 What does this have to do with history? 07:10 Secret society lodges are kind of weird. 08:00 Just look at that ring. 09:00 You don't expect to see pews anywhere but a church. 09:30 The special White Room. 10:40 Most fourth graders don't want to read plaques on the walls. 11:30 Looks, you'll need to defy gravity on this part of the tour. 12:45 Strange attractions in the midwest. 13:30 Holographic head spoilers. 14:30 And now we have a day full of movies. 15:40 This is the last we will speak of this 16:00 See? Russians drink a lot. 16:30 Sam's new 50/100 rule. 16:50 And here comes the pain. 17:40 History - good and bad. 18:15 Our complaint is that there's no context for all the bad. 19:45 Sam is starving. 20:00 Kim hides the food. 20:20 The kids dive back into the Wii fit with a vengeance. 21:00 The Wii doesn't hesitate to tell you just how fat you are. 21:30 Thing 3 is working hard on her own waistline. 22:15 Height is a big part of your BMI. We forgot. 24:20 The kids steal Sam's food. 25:10 And the reigning world record falls to an accident. 26:15 It has to be a little bit of a relief. 27:00 Sometimes committing something is not fun. 28:00 A little touch of OCD. 29:10 Avulsion sounds much more horrible than it is. 29:50 There will certainly be a lawsuit. 30:00 Finally, you can clean yourself. 30:30 Headlock + wedgie = criminal apprehension. 31:20 Criminals, be warned. 32:20 The biggest gun in the world. 33:00 How hair can save your life. 33:50 Weaves seem like a lot of work, until you remember they are bulletproof. 35:00 A story of a weave gone wrong. 36:10 Rotting flesh - on your head. 37:20 The RWTY Court. 38:00 How to keep things exciting. 40:00 Don't be offended if we didn't use your story immediately, we got a LOT this week. 40:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 40:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 41:52 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 42:03 Episode 0321 - Cutback http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0321-cutback/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0321-cutback/#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:07:42 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0320-cutback/ On today’s show: Closing stores; monetizing the web; school books; bail out; layoffs; Thumb Update; corporate handouts; still eating; kidnapping and bible reading; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0321-cutback/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Closing stores; monetizing the web; school books; bail out; layoffs; Thumb Update; corporate handouts; still eating; kidnapping and bible reading; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Awesome with a spoon. On today's show: Closing stores; monetizing the web; school books; bail out; layoffs; Thumb Update; corporate handouts; still eating; kidnapping and bible reading; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Awesome with a spoon. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 Prepare to get real. 01:00 And the grocery stores are now closing. 01:30 Not even a racially discriminating place can stay open. 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 This site is the dark hole of the internet. 04:00 Thing 3 loses a textbook. 05:30 Really, Thing 3 is dramatic about something? 06:00 Let's call a friend. 06:20 Text messages are not for conversations. 07:00 I'm home alone, just thought you should know. 08:45 Please stop leaving your kids at home alone for 6 hours every day. 10:15 Thing 3 is searching for her talent. 10:40 Kim has poor taste in music. 11:45 Come back to us, Poe. Seriously. 12:30 Thing 3 uses her dad to bail out of a commitment. 14:00 Texting to cancel is for babies. 14:20 Sam doesn't get the upside, only the downside. 15:15 Creepy friends' houses. 15:45 Thing 1 faces a layoff. 17:00 By the time they tell you, it's too late to change your fate. 18:20 Kim's thumb is now even grosser. 19:45 Tape it down. Now. 20:45 Kim is a complete mutant. Like Wolverine. 21:20 GM to the Government - More money, please. 22:30 Give the money to us, not these companies. Thanks. 23:30 I will not buy crap. Thanks. 24:20 Sam fixes the economy. 25:00 Please to be learning from your mistakes. 25:50 Lindsay Lohan - still eating. 27:00 Age, it's what's for breakfast. 27:50 Boobs get bigger, waists get smaller - it's magic! 28:30 Sam will become the decider. 29:00 Heidi Klum is too fat, right? 30:15 There is a time and place for showing your boobs, ladies. 31:50 Crazy kidnapper. 32:50 This is how you end up in a cannibal stewpot. 33:00 Doesn't everyone keep adult diapers and handcuffs on hand? 34:00 Song of Solomon - biblical sexy time. 35:00 Crazy family members make kids crazy. 37:25 Kim the Canadian. 37:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 37:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 39:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 39:20 Episode 0320 - Heavy http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0320-heavy/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0320-heavy/#comments Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:11:21 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0320-heavy/ On today’s show: Albatross; dress rehearsal; raising a pig on TV; dieting; the Jennifer Lopez dream diet; cat piercing; stealing from the stealers; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0320-heavy/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Albatross; dress rehearsal; raising a pig on TV; dieting; the Jennifer Lopez dream diet; cat piercing; stealing from the stealers; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - jangly. 00:15 Welcome to the show On today's show: Albatross; dress rehearsal; raising a pig on TV; dieting; the Jennifer Lopez dream diet; cat piercing; stealing from the stealers; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - jangly. 00:15 Welcome to the show. You know you love it. 00:30 Don't be afraid to show your love. 01:00 Share it with a friend. Don't be a baby. 01:50 The albatross. 02:00 Kim's liberal arts degree is kind of junk. 02:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:40 Sam is not feeling stimulated. 03:10 Don't ask for stuff when you first see people. 04:10 The hand in the pocket is not that sexy. 04:30 Oh, how we hate group projects. 05:10 Boys don't care about this kind of crap. 05:30 Look, you ladies can't have this stuff, so stop it. 06:00 This kid will not ever be on television. 07:50 This is how kids try to get stuff past you. 08:15 Thing 2 grows a pair. 09:00 Oh, look swords. 09:40 Be responsible for your own disasters, kid. 10:15 High school drama. 11:00 Sometimes people who don't care can do a good job. 11:25 A farm show of some sort. 12:30 These animals are food, not pets. 13:10 Bigs are miracles of awesome. 13:45 There's just not much on this animal you don't eat. 14:00 It's not THAT miraculous. 14:25 The circle of life makes an appearance. 14:45 No one feels bad when a turkey gets turned into dinner. 15:50 This is not a hard Solitary 3.0 treatment. 16:15 How Kim gets her meats. 17:45 The pain of weight loss. 18:20 Kim loses her water. 19:15 Kim never had a bad diet, really. 20:25 Food diaries suck the joy out of eating. 20:50 It's not the hunger, it's the cravings. 22:00 It was the best ribeye ever. 23:20 No fish oil for Sam. 24:00 Kim's public announcement about candy. 25:00 How Jennifer Lopez loses weight. 25:50 New moms don't normally get this kind of luxury. 27:10 Your husband is a vampire. 28:10 Selma Hayek should stop feeding kids that are not her own. 29:30 Things we can't get past. 30:45 Pierced cats, part two. 31:10 Do you think the cats really care? 32:00 Good enough for your kids, no good for cats? 32:40 They actually cut OFF dog tails, but you can't pierce a cat ear? 33:20 Our cat will be turned into gloves when it dies. 33:40 Stealing revenge. 34:40 This man is a hero. 36:10 As the economy gets worse, stealing gets more dangerous. 36:50 I will eat your guts. 38:00 What ball gags are made of. 39:00 24 really gets into its torture. 39:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 39:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 40:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 40:43 Episode 0319 - Profane http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0319-profane/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0319-profane/#comments Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:36:16 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0319-profane/ On today’s show: Welcome, mean people; Meldrick gets even; useless milestone; anti-white; strange profanity; Hindu nasty; feverish gesticulation; Hawaii gets rude; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0319-profane/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Welcome, mean people; Meldrick gets even; useless milestone; anti-white; strange profanity; Hindu nasty; feverish gesticulation; Hawaii gets rude; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - don't ask, don't tell. On today's show: Welcome, mean people; Meldrick gets even; useless milestone; anti-white; strange profanity; Hindu nasty; feverish gesticulation; Hawaii gets rude; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - don't ask, don't tell. 00:15 Welcome, mean people. 00:45 We prefer to stay on Meldrick's good side. 01:00 Call us - 206.399.7482. 01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Meldrick calls in. 02:00 Here's how to get even. 02:20 Be the boss, not a weeny ass. 03:15 Sam has a reputation for being testy. 04:10 This medicine is just normal stuff. Who knew? 05:25 Things to admire about this store. 07:00 Revenge is, if anything, underrated. 08:45 How to make the world better, if a little scarier. 09:15 A milestone for dummies. 10:40 When do you stop being excited about birthdays? 12:00 Kim makes Sam feel sad. 12:45 Anti-white history month. 13:40 Why don't we have any of this? 14:30 No offense, but my daughter had nothing to do with your problems. 15:30 Congratulations, you just made a kid really, really hate you. 17:00 Again, this 10 year-old girl didn't do this. So, you know, back off. 17:30 A new level of profanity. 19:00 Oh, look, ignorance. Joy. 20:00 Kids are not as innocent as you probably think. 22:25 The worst drink, ever. 23:20 Pee is totally healthy. 24:30 Soda is not great for you. But it's probably no worse than cow pee. 25:30 This is not a cleaning product. It's something that needs to be cleaned. 26:30 Talking to kids - more than just a waste of time. 27:50 Not sign language, don't be dumb. 29:20 We know you're tired, but please do not ruin the next generation. 30:20 Tone is better than content. 31:40 This news is slightly stale. I know you do not care. 32:45 Go back to where you came from. Like now. 33:30 Hawaii is not good at budgeting. Like, at all. 34:15 Surprise, most of the homeless are not from the Mainland. 34:30 Dallas shipped some of these out, too. 35:30 Honestly, no one wants to pay to house the homeless. Nor should we. 37:20 Not all hobos are skinny. 38:20 The plan to make Kim a hobo. 39:10 The solution may, in fact, be sharks. 39:50 Another, simpler solution. 40:50 Kim shoots down a regular late-night show. 41:55 Call us - 206.339.7482. 42:00 Email us -rwtyshow@gmail.com. 42:55 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 44:12 Episode 0318 - VD http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0318-vd/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0318-vd/#comments Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:59:40 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0318-vd/ On today’s show: Babies; naming; date; listener voicemail; the VD dinner; how to argue; dancing; kid fights; Valentines; Carnations; Alfie the scamp; the twin horror; dating cannibals; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0318-vd/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,valentine's day On today's show: Babies; naming; date; listener voicemail; the VD dinner; how to argue; dancing; kid fights; Valentines; Carnations; Alfie the scamp; the twin horror; dating cannibals; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - extra special On today's show: Babies; naming; date; listener voicemail; the VD dinner; how to argue; dancing; kid fights; Valentines; Carnations; Alfie the scamp; the twin horror; dating cannibals; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - extra special. 00:15 Welcome to the show. It's intense. 00:45 Don't be a baby. 01:40 VD is a much better term than STD. 02:00 What makes a venereal disease venereal? 02:30 Unfortunate names. 03:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:05 I know, we're terrible about answering email, we're getting better at it. 05:30 Feeding a date can lead to good times. 05:45 Humans, we're still animals. 06:15 Sam gets schooled by Teacher Chick. 07:50 Sam was pretty sure there was no gun involved, but point taken. 09:10 Book of the apocalypse. 10:15 Shotgun - how to survive the apocalypse. 10:30 Going out to dinner for the first time in forever. 11:20 Why Sam does not want his kids anymore. 11:45 The countdown to Sam leaving. 12:00 Sam is not allowed to use certain words anymore. 12:30 The cooling off period is very important. 13:00 Every, never, always, all - these are the words of hate. 14:30 Conflict is a way of life with Sam. 15:20 Successful women and abuse. 15:50 Why you should retaliate. 16:45 Street culture does not survive contact with a huge amount of dollars. 19:00 Sam promises not to punch in the head. 20:45 Thing 3 wants to dance. 21:50 Age differences are important. 22:30 Sam confuses aunts and cousins. 24:30 Thing 3's big heckle. 25:10 Just blame your parents, they're ready for it. 26:00 Saving face. 27:00 Sam saw lots of fights as a kid. 27:40 Ah, girls. The source of so much conflict amongst young boys. 29:20 Filling out Valentine's Day cards is tough for kids. 30:00 No candy for you. 30:30 Sam makes some enemies of special needs kids. 31:40 Group projects are not fair to smart kids. 32:30 Chair humping is not for the classroom. 33:50 Carnation sales for kiddy valentines. 35:00 Thing 2 can't make up her mind. 37:50 Thing 1's big VD. 38:00 The boy did not forget, I'm pretty sure. 39:00 Thing 1 soaks the boy for presents. 40:30 My name is Alfie, I'm  baby baby daddy. 41:40 Alfie's dad misses the time to have 'the talk.' 43:00 How Sam would deal with this. 44:00 Kim loves everyone equally. 45:00 Things you can never unsee. 45:30 Too much of a good thing, again. 46:20 Maybe this isn't the doctor's fault. 47:00 In vitro confusion. 47:50 This is why doctors stop helping people. 49:40 How Sam would deal with a similar issue. 50:30 Kids do change things. Sometimes in painful, unexpected ways. 51:30 A date goes wrong. 53:00 We were just hungry, man. Why you gotta be down on us? 54:30 Russia is a little shady. 56:00 Sam is told to slow down on his eating. 56:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 56:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 57:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 57:46 Episode 0317 - Bugging Out http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0317-bugging-out/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0317-bugging-out/#comments Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:54:54 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0317-buggingn-out/ On today’s show: Condors; sleepover ban; driveway mining; bubbles; class project; coupon clippings; shady car dealers; bed bug invasion; toilet cleaning; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0317-bugging-out/feed/ cars,condors,costumes,family,kids,parents,rats,RWTY,sleepover On today's show: Condors; sleepover ban; driveway mining; bubbles; class project; coupon clippings; shady car dealers; bed bug invasion; toilet cleaning; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, it's like that. On today's show: Condors; sleepover ban; driveway mining; bubbles; class project; coupon clippings; shady car dealers; bed bug invasion; toilet cleaning; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, it's like that. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, condors. 00:40 No more scavenging, it's time to get predatory. 01:10 Freakin' rats. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:50 Sam looks sort of like Batman. 02:30 Or Hugh Jackman. 02:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:10 No more sleepovers. 03:50 Watch out for white dudes, they're sneaky. 04:10 Who wants to play outside? Kids. 04:45 Improper rope jumping attire. 05:45 Do not play in the road, unless you want to die. 07:10 Where did all these rocks come from, you evil monkeys? 08:45 What is wrong with you? 09:30 Bubbles, they're toxic. 10:50 Ah, yes, another group project. Hurray. 11:50 People who cannot tell time. 12:10 Why is everyone in Sam's house all of a sudden? 13:05 Fantastic, now we're the costuming department. 14:10 Why we don't trust other people. 15:30 Sam makes plans for the future. 16:15 Kim starts saving money like a depress-era miser. 17:10 The kindness of near-strangers. 18:30 Taking from the old. 19:00 Shady car dealers. 20:50 Say goodbye to your FICO score. 22:00 Bed bug invasions. 23:00 Filthy people, go home. 23:30 Here's the anti-bug room. Get in and stay there until they stop moving. 24:45 Melanie points out that real Indians don't have this problem. 26:00 There is no market for secondhand furniture anymore, thanks bugs. 27:10 Bill Gates gives everyone a bite. 28:30 Clean that crap up. Seriously. 29:15 Just take responsibility for your crap, kid. 30:25 Little boys are jerks. 31:05 Sam blows up the toilet. 32:30 The old biology teacher. 33:30 Blowing up the pool. 35:10 Kim has limited ability to make fun of Sam. 36:00 Kim gets surly. 37:30 Cleaning a toilet the old-fashioned way. 38:30 Kim has done FAR meaner things than this. 39:10 Does this make you an alcoholic? 40:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 40:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 41:00 Have you heard something familiar on the radio? Let us know? 42:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 42:10 Episode 0316 - High Anxiety http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0316-high-anxiety/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0316-high-anxiety/#comments Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:10:11 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0316-high-anxiety/ On today’s show: Cartoon girls; wrong numbers; questions; the doctor from hell; pharmacy purgatory; angry Sam; Christian Bale flips out; stop touching that; cutter; unsubtle; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0316-high-anxiety/feed/ Christian Bale,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Cartoon girls; wrong numbers; questions; the doctor from hell; pharmacy purgatory; angry Sam; Christian Bale flips out; stop touching that; cutter; unsubtle; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 00:15 Welcome to the show, robots. On today's show: Cartoon girls; wrong numbers; questions; the doctor from hell; pharmacy purgatory; angry Sam; Christian Bale flips out; stop touching that; cutter; unsubtle; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 00:15 Welcome to the show, robots. 00:30 Only you, sexy robots. 01:00 Rosie, why is that where you put the garbage? 01:30 How Bugs Bunny affected sexuality. 01:50 Things are tense these days. 02:10 Call us - 206.339.7482 02:30 Wrong numbers. 03:30 A question from the audience. 04:20 Would Kim even attempt to do this? She would not. 04:50 Kim's favorite doctor. 05:30 Sam does not have the same experience as Kim. 06:15 Kim does not like to wait. 06:20 She also does not weigh 1 trillion pounds. 07:10 Sam is not overweight, he has stress. 08:30 Basically, fat people can't control themselves. 09:30 You can, in fact, lose 4 pounds in one night. 10:30 We find out that Kim does not, in fact, have a skin disorder. 11:10 Rage does motivate Kim. Often not in the expected ways. 11:50 3000 mg of fish oil per day? WTF? 13:15 Wal-Mart: Cheap is not always good. 14:15 We do not know how to tell time at this pharmacy. Deal. 16:00 Seven hours is plenty of time to count some pills. Seriously. 16:30 Medicine surprises. 17:30 Riot at the pharmacy counter. 18:30 Angry Sam. 20:20 What set Sam off. 21:10 And Kim will never understand. 21:40 We totally get why this guy flipped his gourd. 22:30 Method acting - a good way to die. 23:15 Don't wake the dad. 24:05 T-shirts no one should wear. 27:00 It's not that it's bad, just have a little moderation. 28:20 You have to be careful, people. 30:00 Watch out for girls with knives. 33:00 Mario Brothers is not better than Wizard of Wor. It is not. 34:00 This lacks subtlety. 35:20 This is not how subliminal messages work. 37:45 Why some people should not be allowed to drive the bus. 40:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 40:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 40:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 40:18 Episode 0315 - Disappointing http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0315-disappointing/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0315-disappointing/#comments Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:27:51 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0315-disappointing/ On today’s show: Superbowl junk; episode 0; sleeping in; near accident; mom hype; curs; old men; bad Samaritans; free pr0n; too much of a good thing; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0315-disappointing/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Superbowl junk; episode 0; sleeping in; near accident; mom hype; curs; old men; bad Samaritans; free pr0n; too much of a good thing; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music 00:15 Welcome back to the show On today's show: Superbowl junk; episode 0; sleeping in; near accident; mom hype; curs; old men; bad Samaritans; free pr0n; too much of a good thing; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know we love you. 00:35 Superbowl disappointment. 02:00 Why you'll never hear episode 0.     03:00 Stage fright, when there is no stage.     03:30 In any case, it's just gone.     03:50 Of course Sam is a mean, jerky jerk loser. 04:25 Call us - 206.339.7482. 04:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 05:30 Sleeping in. When you really should not.     06:30 Why you should not use a 13-year-old girl as an alarm clock.     06:50 Girls can get ready really fast when they need to. 08:00 Sam's near death experience.     09:30 Time for someone to learn a lesson.     10:25 A danger we can accept.     11:15 Everyone's a jerk these days.     11:20 The answer is being a cannibal. 12:00 Kim doesn't live up to the hype.     13:20 Let's just make this look good for the teacher.     14:20 We have very boring careers.     15:50 Genetics determine everything, so don't get too excited. 17:00 A horrible realization about what you can really be good at.     18:00 Kim tries to head off a mid-life crisis. 19:45 A strange truck. 21:35 A near-pedophile moment.     23:50 Thing 3 gets a reality slap.     25:20 This is weird. 26:25 Good Samaritans gone wrong.     27:20 Didn't this used to be a Tales from the Crypt comic?     28:25 We'd rather not get beaten to death.     29:10 An example of how people can get it wrong. 31:00 Free pr0n, whether you want it or not. 33:40 Too much of a good thing is, indeed, a bad thing.     34:20 This can help you hold off prostate cancer. Or not.     34:50 Exactly how much is too much? 37:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 37:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:42 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:43 Episode 0314 - Babies http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0314-babies/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0314-babies/#comments Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:58:15 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0314-babies/ On today’s show: No more babies; crazy ladies; Kim’s appointment; conspiracy theory; the litter; boob repo; pee hypnosis; old people; guests; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0314-babies/feed/ family,kids,octuplets,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: No more babies; crazy ladies; Kim's appointment; conspiracy theory; the litter; boob repo; pee hypnosis; old people; guests; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - don't call it a comeback. On today's show: No more babies; crazy ladies; Kim's appointment; conspiracy theory; the litter; boob repo; pee hypnosis; old people; guests; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - don't call it a comeback. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Now stop having babies.     00:50 Sam's vasectomy theory.     01:30 Old eggs are not inviting. 02:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 You can skip this part if you don't want to be mad at Sam. 03:45 Congrats to OFM on their new baby. 04:10 Sam's disciple.     05:00 Pizza and coke. The staples of life.     05:30 Hey, this greeter looks like someone I know, kind of.     06:45 You can't get a job just by scaring people.     07:40 Making use of a disciple.     08:15 Maybe Sam is Tom Thumb.     09:15 What if the disciple gets jealous?     10:15 If only the disciple were hot. 10:55 Kim tries to get a doctor's appointment.     11:50 Sam never has this problem.     12:50 Don't call us anymore. Thanks.     13:50 It's all about being nice.     14:40 Bad first impressions are hard to overcome.     15:10 How to break the ice with your doctor. 16:15 Thing 1 has a theory. A conspiracy theory.     17:50 Witches are confusing.     18:40 Don't hex me, bro.     19:40 Sam draws the line at certain couples. 20:05 Oh, look, you had a litter.     21:30 This is not a clown car.     22:00 Fertility discussions never end well for Sam.     23:40 Even her mom said no.     24:40 Doctors, show some restraint. Thank you.     25:00 Sam does not approve of baby litters.     25:45 Let's look at another family with too many kids.     27:30 No one pay this woman. No one. 28:30 Look, I paid for those things, give them back.     29:30 Maybe they were really big boobs.     31:45 A reason not to buy boobs for your girlfriend. 33:30 Hypnosis for people who didn't even know they needed it.     34:50 The brain is a powerful thing.     36:20 How can astronauts do that?     37:10 Poor Thing 1.     39:30 Sam's advice is not good. 40:30 Sam's plan for the future of the show. 42:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 42:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 43:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 43:18 0313 - Dimbulb http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0313-dimbulb/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0313-dimbulb/#comments Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:29:39 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0313-dimbulb/ On today’s show: Business; ice storm; Star Trek; after-hours clinic; the PSATs; cheating; crooked sheriff; dumb people; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0313-dimbulb/feed/ On today's show: Business; ice storm; Star Trek; after-hours clinic; the PSATs; cheating; crooked sheriff; dumb people; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - now with 50% more awesome.00:30 The chatroom between shows is a lively place, often f... On today's show: Business; ice storm; Star Trek; after-hours clinic; the PSATs; cheating; crooked sheriff; dumb people; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - now with 50% more awesome.00:30 The chatroom between shows is a lively place, often filled with strangeness.00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482.01:30 The Dallas Ice Age. 01:50 Star Trek - there can be only one. 02:45 James T. Kirk - awesome.    03:05 Spock's date rape helping hand. 04:25 Whoops, wrong day, our bad. 04:55 Maybe you don't call at 5:15 a.m. 05:55 The make-up day sucks. 06:30 It's the temperature swings, not just the temperature.07:20 The disease. 07:50 Thing 3 gets a free day off. 08:00 Oh, no, earaches suck. 08:45 The after-hours clinic is the worst. 09:40 Douchebags at the clinic. 10:45 The antibiotics of doom. 11:20 When you know your medicine is going to be costly. 12:00 This is a lot for 10 doses of antibiotics. 12:40 This stuff is too powerful for plastic.13:55 PSAT results are in. 14:55 Maybe if you have to have your results explained, you didn't do so well. 15:50 Thing 1 gets taken down a few pegs. 16:40 Is college worth it? 17:25 Suze Orman makes people insane.18:45 Cheating for a girl. 19:30 How was this even possible? 20:40 Sam cheated in high school.23:50 Look, not being elected is just like being fired. 25:20 Texas politicians are awfully crooked.    26:20 I dare you to do something really dumb. Do you do it? 27:40 These numbers make no sense. 29:00 Some people honestly are not worth that much. 29:45 Sam the judge. 30:40 Kim is very softhearted. 32:20 How juries work. 33:00 Our listeners plan how to get rich.34:50 Call us - 206.339.7482.35:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.36:15 Gooshy in the morning.36:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:48 0312 - Rescue http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0312-rescue/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0312-rescue/#comments Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:04:37 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0312-rescue/ On today’s show: Welcome, welcome; something in the air; the stay of execution; plastic rock; bad bands; horrible bosses; sister from hell; fear is real, sort of; the lost criminal; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0312-rescue/feed/ On today's show: Welcome, welcome; something in the air; the stay of execution; plastic rock; bad bands; horrible bosses; sister from hell; fear is real, sort of; the lost criminal; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for humans only On today's show: Welcome, welcome; something in the air; the stay of execution; plastic rock; bad bands; horrible bosses; sister from hell; fear is real, sort of; the lost criminal; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - for humans only.00:45 Kim has it so good. 01:30 Sam is not bitter. He's resigned.01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482.01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.02:20 Something in the air. 02:40 Maybe it's an earthquake brewing. 03:15 People just won't get out of the way. 03:45 Sam makes a plan for privacy. 04:20 Children spoil things.04:30 The CPSIA punts. 05:10 Wow, this isn't going to work at all. So we're not doing it. 05:45 This is really easy to solve. Just man up and solve it. 06:45 Sam no longer wants to think of the children. 07:20 Childproof caps - perfectly easy for kids. 07:45 Let's make the world safe and easy for adults, now. 08:24 Earaches - bleargh. 08:50 What makes Sam want to quit.09:30 Kim is too sickly for fun. 10:30 Sam's doctor knows how to take care of people.10:50 Sam shows another podcast how to play Rockband properly. 11:30 Sam is denied the drums. 12:00 Sam is too old to play the fake plastic guitar all night.13:50 Band directors gone wild. 14:20 Major schedule changes, no notices. 15:30 Sorry, no bus for you. 16:20 Stop to the madness, band teacher. 16:45 Hey, Thing 2, how about you tutor kids for free? How about not. 18:00 You have one day to figure this out. Good luck.18:30 Congress goes after the bigwigs. 19:00 You know what, you don't get to make more than the President. That's fair. 19:45 When you fail, you don't get a bonus. 20:20 Thanks, previous government jerks. 21:05 It's time for responsibility, people. 21:45 Repo the bailout.22:45 You better invite your sister - or else. 24:00 Bumpits make your head look kind of mutated. 24:45 Small-town redneck weddings. 25:00 Kim the crasher.26:20 Fear is Real - a crappy horror reality show. This time with real horror. 27:15 Oh, noes, it's the Pit and the Pendulum. 28:20 You didn't need that tooth. 29:20 Solitary 3.0 - a fantastic show.31:25 Help me - wait, don't. 32:10 Guess what, blackpowder weapons are, in fact, guns. 32:40 Sam's impressions of Michigan are likely inaccurate. 33:05 A brief diversion into a tale of inbreeding. 34:30 A Michigander almost sets himself on fire 36:00 How to stop your heart. 37:00 Sam recalls a sauna experience.38:15 You want long shows, we'll give you long shows.38:25 Call us - 206.339.7482.38:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.40:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 39:58 Episode 0311 - Falling Down http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0311-falling-down/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0311-falling-down/#comments Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:22:07 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0311-falling-down/ On today’s show: Vicodin - pros and cons; migraines; roller skates; Thing 3’s confidence; shock cop; modern-day Fagin;  Mumbai horrors; understatements; tricksy rich; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0311-falling-down/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Vicodin - pros and cons; migraines; roller skates; Thing 3's confidence; shock cop; modern-day Fagin;  Mumbai horrors; understatements; tricksy rich; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Because you asked nicely. On today's show: Vicodin - pros and cons; migraines; roller skates; Thing 3's confidence; shock cop; modern-day Fagin;  Mumbai horrors; understatements; tricksy rich; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Because you asked nicely. 00:15 Welcome to the show. You should really be in the chatroom during live shows. 00:45 Another use for Vicodin.     01:15 Things Sam is not willing to try.     01:25 Cokeheads from the past.     02:15 Whoops, that didn't work the way we thought.     02:25 This would really go wrong. 02:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Migraines they are not fun.     03:20 Sam totally misunderstands.     04:00 Tracers - a harbinger of nonfun coming.     04:45 The flu shot - it doesn't work the way you think it does. At all.     05:30 Thing 3 chimes in with her own issue. 06:30 Roller skating - a blast from the past.     07:00 Sam never had his own skates. Kim had a nice set, though.     07:30 Thing 3 and her shoe OCD.     08:10 Just leave the skates on, kid. Seriously.     09:00 The parents are banished.     10:25 A proud moment, somewhat tarnished by the truth.     11:30 Thing 3 is confident. Very confident.     12:25 Ah, the gravel piles, a den of iniquity. 14:00 Look, I'm a cop, okay?     14:40 Wow, you guys are on the ball, aren't you?        15:20 Five hours, really?     16:50 Okay, Sam did have a friend that looked like he was a gorilla by 14. 17:50 Look, kids, there's a right way and a wrong way to do this, see.     18:20 Fill that cart with junk.     19:05 These kids aren't mine, you know.     19:40 A different kind of lesson.     20:00 Ah, India. You fill us with such great joy.     20:45 Let me help you with that.     21:20 You don't need those to make money, kid. 22:06 Look, I was being nice. I didn't spit or nothin'.     22:55 Just say no.     23:30 I guess if you understood, you wouldn't do it.     24:15 That is not nice. 40 years. 24:40 This is how the revolution begins.     25:15 $10 is totally fair. Totally fair.     26:00 Rich people are tricksy. Which is why they are bad.     27:00 It's time to just say no. And then to kick people.     27:30 Oh, not this money. That's not the right kind.     28:30 Just take it all. And then take whatever else you find in the area.     29:15 Shrub takes some more free stuff.     30:00 I would not want to live in this neighborhood. 32:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:55 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:55 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 33:57 Episode 0310 - Free Trade http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0310-free-trade/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0310-free-trade/#comments Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:12:22 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0310-free-trade/ On today’s show: Swingers; missing fifteen; the thumb; the finger; Thing 3 cooks; bartering gone wrong; virign for sale, part 2; condom ban; intense constable; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0310-free-trade/feed/ craigslist barter,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Swingers; missing fifteen; the thumb; the finger; Thing 3 cooks; bartering gone wrong; virign for sale, part 2; condom ban; intense constable; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - just what the doctor ordered. On today's show: Swingers; missing fifteen; the thumb; the finger; Thing 3 cooks; bartering gone wrong; virign for sale, part 2; condom ban; intense constable; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just what the doctor ordered. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, crazy monkeys. 00:30 'ware the penguin hawks. 01:15 Why are swingers so often so gross? 02:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:40 The missing fifteen minutes. 02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Kim likes money, but she doesn't like how it's made. 03:45 Touching moments. 04:40 Some things are just hard. Much harder than you imagine. 05:30 Kim's aura of disgusting.     06:30 Unveiling the gross.     07:10 Inside meats of the wrong sort.     07:30 Air has magical healing properties.     08:15 Kim needs a little fear.     09:10 All of Kim's practice never prepared her for losing a thumb.     10:20 Well, at least it's only the thumb. Oh, wait. 11:45 Thing 3 cooks dinner.     12:30 Sausage gravy - so tasty.     12:45 Cooking flat eggs.     13:40 Look how easy it is to clean up.     14:30 Don't cook like an animal. 15:15 Bartering on Craigslist.com.     15:50 Flagging on craigslist.com is just ruining everything.     16:40 The greatest ad ever.     17:25 Prostitution on the internets - who cares?     18:45 How is this a bad deal for anyone?     19:30 Kim buzzkills the universe.     20:10 Why Kim thinks she's special. 20:30 Ebay shuts down the virgins.     20:50 This girl is not Asian, despite what Kim thinks.     23:30 Bad things Sam did for money. 25:50 No more condoms for you.     26:50 This is only for making babies, people.     28:00 The hypocrisy is stunning.     28:40 Repression can get you in trouble. 29:15 Thing 1 getting herself into trouble. 30:30 Intense constable.     31:45 You don't notice the blindness?     32:45 Fortunately, this guy is still in pretty good shape. 33:20 Do you like the longer shows, or the shorter shows? 33:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 35:54 Episode 0309 - Freaky http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0309-freaky/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0309-freaky/#comments Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:28:22 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0309-freaky/ On today’s show: Car wrecks; complexity; the Lost gimmick; cat training; needy girls; mean doctors; team spirit; Kim blasphemes; weregoats; something at the door; freaky leaders; horror shows; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0309-freaky/feed/ family,kdis,Podcast,rectal prolapse,RWTY On today's show: Car wrecks; complexity; the Lost gimmick; cat training; needy girls; mean doctors; team spirit; Kim blasphemes; weregoats; something at the door; freaky leaders; horror shows; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: Car wrecks; complexity; the Lost gimmick; cat training; needy girls; mean doctors; team spirit; Kim blasphemes; weregoats; something at the door; freaky leaders; horror shows; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - love it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Sorry for all the car wrecks, listeners. 00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:50 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:25 Weather people lie. A lot. 02:00 Why does everything have to be so complicated?     03:00 The solution, of course, is to make things even more complicated.     04:00 Even watching TV will now be more complex.     04:15 NBC, stop messing with your schedule. 05:00 Lost has become a joke.     05:50 Time travel is the lamest gimmick ever.     06:50 These kinds of shows never come to a satisfactory conclusion. 07:20 Thing 3 - cat trainer.     08:00 The cat and Thing 3 do not get along.     09:00 Stay. Right. Here.     10:10 Hey, check this out. Quick.     11:20 A terrible cat story.     12:00 The hedgehog decides to drown itself. 12:45 People around here need to stop needing stuff.     13:45 My time is important, people. Stop wasting it.     16:00 More rides? Damnit, enough. 16:50 Kim decides home surgery is the way to go.     17:45 Trying to switch doctors is not as easy as it sounds.     18:20 Kim has no luck with doctors. 19:25 Team spirit!     20:15 Learning differences = not so smart.     21:30 Stick to it, even if there's no possible way to win.     22:00 Just be decent. Not too wimpy, just don't be rude.     23:50 Hey, look - a Christian school where people are judgmental and fake?     24:10 Jesus the baller. 25:30 Weregoats!     26:45 Goatboy to the rescue.     27:00 Mazda - favored by goats the world over.     27:45 You can't turn into something cooler than a goat?     28:00 Oh, noes, it's a penguin hawk. 29:00 Hey, let me in.     29:40 Can we talk? With my junk?     30:10 When has this ever worked for a guy?     30:45 You usually know when your stuff is out.     32:00 The neighborhood easy girl.     33:30 Denied by the easy girl. 34:10 Freaky leaders.     34:50 They really do like each other.     36:00 Things that will bring you closer together as a couple.     37:10 The fist will bring you into line. 38:30 Things Sam didn't know ahead of time.     38:50 Things Sam did not want to know. At all.     40:00 A little sugar will fix that right up. 42:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 44:05 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 44:05 Episode 0308 - Family http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0308-family/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0308-family/#comments Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:22:41 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0308-family/ On today’s show:  Listener call-in; Sam is mean; eye swallowing;   Food Network taunts us; pulling around; Kim’s disaster; weight loss; kid squealer; frog princesses; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0308-family/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,rotary cutters,RWTY On today's show:  Listener call-in; Sam is mean; eye swallowing;   Food Network taunts us; pulling around; Kim's disaster; weight loss; kid squealer; frog princesses; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - still free for all. On today's show:  Listener call-in; Sam is mean; eye swallowing;   Food Network taunts us; pulling around; Kim's disaster; weight loss; kid squealer; frog princesses; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - still free for all. 00:15 The show, welcome to it. 00:30 Sam yearns for a time machine. 00:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:00 Special guests, sort of. 01:45 Meldrick calls in.     02:15 This is uncanny.     02:45 You call, we own. 02:50 Another call. Sam is mean.     04:00 Manners are important when you're using the phone.     05:00 Kim is not good at making prank calls.     06:00 Kim made Sam cut this part out.     06:30 Don't be so needy, Mike. 06:45 You cannot actually swallow an eyeball whole. You cannot.     08:00 Just smash it between your molars and slurp it down.     09:00 We do not like Bear Grylls. 09:15 Watching TV with Kim.     09:45 A&W is perhaps the greatest old-time fast food restaurant.     10:45 Ah, cool and frosty mugs.     12:00 The new A&W is not the same. At all.     12:50 Tell us where the real A&Ws are, and we will go there. Unless the answer is Canada.     13:30 Don't eat at places that are seafood/fastfood combos. 14:10 I will not, in fact, pull around to the front.     15:15 It's a trick, see. 16:00 Kim's disaster.     16:30 Six days off is too many, kids.     17:00 Even professionals make mistakes. Sometimes, really big, painful ones.     18:45 The quieter Kim is, the worse things are.     20:00 I do not want to see your bloody stump. Really.     21:15 A speedy entry to the hospital, for the first time ever.     22:30 Guess what? You don't need this piece anymore.     23:30 What Sam saw.     24:50 Injecting 5 CCs of lidocaine into a 3 CC thumb may be a problem.     26:20 So much blood. So much.     29:00 Pain and nausea. Yay!     30:11 We did take pictures, for you.        30:50 Be careful out there, people.     31:10 This is what happens when you criticize other people's work habits. 31:50 How to help your daughter lose weight.     32:40 Losing weight for sports - not always a great idea.     33:15 Kim surprisingly reverses direction.     35:45 Sam's weight loss regimen. 36:20 Take care of your kid or else.     37:20 Letting your baby play with a phone is a bad idea.     39:00 HR Puffinstuff - not as good when you're an adult. And not wasted. 40:15 The frog princesses.     41:00 Hmm, what else can stop mysterious diseases . . .     42:00 We don't have to take your country seriously anymore. We do not.     43:00 Ugly people get married to the amphibians. 44:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 45:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 46:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 46:50 Episode 0307 - Sellout http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0307-sellout/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0307-sellout/#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:14:36 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0307-sellout/ On today’s show: Driving, carpenter Kim; eBay saves the day; power tools and knives; shrinking cookies; staph in your head; the oldest baby in the world; conjoined problems; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0307-sellout/feed/ 90 year old pregnant woman,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Driving, carpenter Kim; eBay saves the day; power tools and knives; shrinking cookies; staph in your head; the oldest baby in the world; conjoined problems; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 It's theme music, it won't bite. On today's show: Driving, carpenter Kim; eBay saves the day; power tools and knives; shrinking cookies; staph in your head; the oldest baby in the world; conjoined problems; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 It's theme music, it won't bite. 00:15 Don't drive over your neighbor's fence. It's not nice. 00:25 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:00 We do not want Kim to do the robot voice. 01:30 Kim the fixer.     02:15 Instructions for prefab furniture are a little lacking.     03:30 Our house is getting crowded. Suck.     03:50 Sam and Kim do not work well together on projects.     04:50 Kim throws down the gauntlet.     05:30 Thing 1 picks fights far too often for her own good.     06:15 Particle board - more air than wood.     07:00 Recycle that desk.     08:00 Thing 3 enjoys the overspray.     09:00 Thing 3 learns to paint.     10:00 You have to let kids learn. As much as it may hurt.     11:00 Just sell it all on eBay. 11:45 Kim starts to thrive on eBay again.     12:45 Sam comes up with a new crafted item to sell.     13:20 Sam uses a power tool in an unapproved manner.     14:10 The drill bit was not giant.     15:00 Sam nearly cuts off his own leg while eating dinner. 16:00 Something is different here . . .     16:15 Oh, I see what you did. You ripped me off.     17:50 This is for your own good. Whether you like it or not.     19:00 Sam the starving.     19:30 Kim gets her panties in a bunch. 20:15 Yay, staph infections!     21:20 Tonsilectmies for all!     22:30 Tea tree oil - good for damn near everything. 23:50 Really old Chinese baby.     24:30 A typo sets Kim off.     27:00 There's a movie just like this. Only with a zombie.     27:50 Health care in the rest of the world.     28:50 Halting a pregnancy just for fun. And pr0n.     29:30 Things that hurt. 30:00 Kim jumps the rails.     31:30 Conjoined twins have problems the rest of us cannot possibly understand.     32:20 I don't think you could dissociate yourself while this was going on.     32:45 One for the price of two. That's no deal.     33:30 It's all far too complicated.     36:20 This is all full of fail and pain.     37:20 The hedgehog goes crazy. 37:25 Call us - 206.339.7482. 37:30 Email us - rwtyshow@mail.com. 38:58 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:58 Episode 0306 - Big Day http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0306-big-day/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0306-big-day/#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:30:50 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0306-big-day/ On today’s show: Kind of a big deal; listener voicemail; divorce; exotic animal intrusion; the inauguration; tattletale; crashing oldster; teachers rejoice; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0306-big-day/feed/ animals,crash,divorce,inauguration,Podcast,Washington On today's show: Kind of a big deal; listener voicemail; divorce; exotic animal intrusion; the inauguration; tattletale; crashing oldster; teachers rejoice; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - made by magical elves. On today's show: Kind of a big deal; listener voicemail; divorce; exotic animal intrusion; the inauguration; tattletale; crashing oldster; teachers rejoice; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - made by magical elves. 00:15 The show, welcome to it. 00:30 It really is a big deal, whether you agree with the guy or not. 00:55 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:10 Our sponsors, they love you. Love them back. Fiercely. 01:50 Chris calls in. 02:00 Beans are disgusting, so no. 03:00 This is an enormous can of worms, it's a trap! 03:30 When girls get the short end of the stick. 04:30 The law does not support this foolishness. 05:30 Maybe it's not all the guy. 06:20 Kim calls for mandatory DNA testing. 06:45 Sam's solution - duels. 09:00 Divorce increases your chances of divorce. 10:00 Thing 3 sees something in the back yard. 10:30 Quick, look out here. 11:20 It's cooler in Texas. Or not. 12:15 Sam sees something odd. 13:50 Armadillos - truly gross. 15:00 Mystery animals are a real problem here in Texas. 15:45 Untamed and Uncut is all about animals kicking down on humans. 16:30 Stop freaking out about the president - we've had much worse. 17:50 What's really wrong with this country is a handful of evil people. 18:50 It was a good speech, I approve. 19:40 Peeing was apparently a large problem. 20:15 That's a lot of people. 21:40 Please, children, hush. 22:40 Even if this is the only thing that gets done, it's a good thing. 23:40 I don't care that it's cold, you should be able to sing. 24:10 Sam is not good at pop culture. 24:30 Tattletale. 25:00 Did you look under the bed? 26:00 Daddy does drugs. 27:00 You can't trust these people, either. 27:45 Real men do not ride scooters. 28:30 Turn in your junk. 29:30 Why do old people get away with this crap? 30:00 A really horrible story. 31:55 More silly legal wrangling. 33:15 Kim rewrites the rules. 34:15 Socially stunted people have trouble finding dates. News at 10. 35:20 Just make the laws simple. 36:30 A strange little town and its strange little people. 37:25 Call us - 206.339.7482. 37:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:41 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:42 Episode 0305 - Work It http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0305-work-it/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0305-work-it/#comments Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:41:03 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0305-work-it/ On today’s episode: Birth control; teaching math; creepy puppet speech; advice for listeners; bank errors; Congress steps up; virginity for sale; runaway for sale; old food; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0305-work-it/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's episode: Birth control; teaching math; creepy puppet speech; advice for listeners; bank errors; Congress steps up; virginity for sale; runaway for sale; old food; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music, for me and you. On today's episode: Birth control; teaching math; creepy puppet speech; advice for listeners; bank errors; Congress steps up; virginity for sale; runaway for sale; old food; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, for me and you. 00:15 Birth control for your mind. 00:50 Children, so cruel. So cruel. 01:30 Call us - 206.399.7482. 01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Kim teaches math.     02:40 Multiplication tables. You should know them.     03:15 Sadistical.     04:00 Back to basics.     04:40 Being polite screws you in math.     06:00 A better analogy for Thing 3.     07:00 If you can teach math, let us know how.     07:45 She learns, and then forgets.     08:15 Home schooling - not for us. 08:45 Big Trouble in Little China - so awesome.     09:30 Ah, the good old days.     10:15 Ah, look, puppets. Cute.     10:45 Thing 3 does not approve of the puppets.     11:20 Things you don't want your kids to hear. Other than this show.     12:20 Please change the channel from the past. 13:00 Advice for listener Kimberly.     13:45 Ah, workmates - such idiots.     14:20 The unfortunate truth.     15:00 Kim offers more realistic advice.     15:30 Sam offers some mean, unrealistic advice.     16:25 Revenge, the pettiest, most satisfying of pleasure. 17:45 Bank makes a mistake, you go to jail.     18:10 But you shouldn't do this, either.     18:45 Why institutional mistakes should be harshly punished.     20:20 Control the banks, people. 21:00 Congress steps up, finally.     22:10 Maybe Congress should stop passing stupid laws before they complain. 23:00 Selling your virginity.     24:00 $4 million is a LOT of money.     24:45 Again, this is a LOT of money.     25:50 Most girls have a bad first time anyway. 27:15 She ran away, see.     28:20 Which is a better deal?     29:30 Arranged marriages are not so uncommon. 30:50 The dangers of cool whip.     32:00 In the olden days, Sam would just cut the mold off.     33:20 Things you will never forget.     35:20 water and ice are not snacks.     36:00 Sam never gets credit for anything. 37:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 37:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:20 Episode 0304 - Demanding http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0304-demanding/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0304-demanding/#comments Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:37:45 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0304-demanding/ On today’s show: Outside the box; hobo listeners; Thing 1 and the license; the worst girlfriend; a near-death experience; the trifecta of crazy fraud; brown brings the green; walk the line; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0304-demanding/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Outside the box; hobo listeners; Thing 1 and the license; the worst girlfriend; a near-death experience; the trifecta of crazy fraud; brown brings the green; walk the line; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: Outside the box; hobo listeners; Thing 1 and the license; the worst girlfriend; a near-death experience; the trifecta of crazy fraud; brown brings the green; walk the line; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like magical pixie dust for your ears. 00:15 Welcome to our show. 00:45 Kim breaks ranks. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 How hobos listen to the show.     02:00 Ah, library internets. 02:40 Thing 1 needs to learn to use the library.     03:40 Figure it out, kid. Just figure it out.     04:05 So many ways this is wrong.     04:40 Why does Texas make this so complex?     05:15 A trip to the DMV is never easy.     05:50 This is how you build trust, kid.     06:15 Fastest trip to the DMV ever.     06:20 Kim cries? WTF?     07:05 Why are these places always in a bad neighborhood?     07:50 Get in the line to wait in line.     08:10 Our kids have a real problem communicating sometimes.     09:20 Wow, this wasn't expected.     10:30 That changes things.     11:30 And the claws come out.     12:25 This kid just doesn't know where to quit.     14:15 Don't annoy the people whose help you need.     14:30 Look, if you don't wreck cars, you get more respect. 15:00 Worst. girlfriend. ever.     15:30 This really started early.     16:25 Being a workaholic is not good for your social life.     17:30 Maybe you kids go Dutch instead of just soaking the boy.     18:50 How Sam avoided the bad girlfriend. 19:10 Sam's near-death experience.     20:00 The peanut butter scare.     20:45 Sam flirts with death.     21:20 Peanut butter - it's all the same, and it's all bad right now.     22:00 Heckling Kim. 23:30 Thing 2 - the ultimate Gears of War sniper. 24:15 You can't just be one kind of fraud?     25:10 Would you know if your doctor's license was a fake? You would not.     26:30 You could probably fake being a vet if you didn't start cutting.     27:40 You can't trust anyone anymore. 27:50 Brown brings the green.     28:45 Yes, apparently drug dealers are dumb.     29:30 We have a package that was meant for someone else.     30:10 UPS just doesn't pay as much attention to deliveries as they used to. 31:30 This is what happens when you cut the line.     32:25 Don't fight the fuzz.     33:00 Or maybe the cop started the whole thing. Who knows.     33:45 What would you do? Get pissed off.     34:45 Wal-Mart changes people. And not in a good way.     35:45 Shop early in the morning, save yourself the pain. 36:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 36:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:15 Welcome, new people, welcome. 36:48 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:48 Episode 0303 - Worms http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0303-worms/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0303-worms/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:18:55 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0303-worms/ On today’s show: Fungus - so gross; cell phone intrusion; selfish monkeys; text overload; bad speaking; school punishment extreme; terrible winner; chainsaw massacre; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0303-worms/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Fungus - so gross; cell phone intrusion; selfish monkeys; text overload; bad speaking; school punishment extreme; terrible winner; chainsaw massacre; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Totally awesome. On today's show: Fungus - so gross; cell phone intrusion; selfish monkeys; text overload; bad speaking; school punishment extreme; terrible winner; chainsaw massacre; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Totally awesome. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 Kim is a slave to tradition. 01:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Don't forget, live shows every Tuesday and Saturday night. 01:50 Ringworm - so gross.     02:45 Why should you listen to your mom?     03:25 It's like she's some kind of weird Christian Scientist or something.     04:00 Maybe talk to one of the doctors you see every day.     04:50 Do not spread this crap around.     05:10 The cat does not have this particular brand of disease. 06:00 The intrusion of cell phones.     07:00  Never tell your kid you'll let them get a permit. It makes them nuts.     08:00 Don't push it, child.     08:45 Figure it out.     09:30 Is it too much to ask that you schedule around the adults? 11:30 This is too many text messages.     12:15 Control your kids, just a little bit.     13:20 Sam doesn't do acronyms.     14:30 Speak the language or die.     15:15 Understand phrases you use, so you don't look dumb. 16:50 In school punishment to the EXTREME.     17:45 Maybe you don't wait a week to report this.     18:30 I don't care about your culture, this is not okay.     19:20 Childhood horrors of school.     22:00 Possibly the worst teacher ever. 23:00 Ah, the horrible irony of it all.     24:15 How even good things can go awry.     25:20 Kim's big prize.     26:15 Sweepstakes prize families kind of suck. 26:30 Use a saw, go to jail.     27:15 This is unreasonably annoying.     28:30 This will get you moving.     29:10 Do the leatherface.     30:30 You have a few seconds of warning - use them wisely.     31:25 The chainsaw in Gears of War 2 is such crap. 32:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 32:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:42 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 33:42 Episode 0302 - Rocket Girl http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0302-rocket-girl/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0302-rocket-girl/#comments Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:29:50 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0302-rocket-girl/ On today’s show: Kim on skates; chocoholic; worst offer; return of two wheels; rocket launching; needle neck; needle butt; beggar sex; nose pain; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0302-rocket-girl/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim on skates; chocoholic; worst offer; return of two wheels; rocket launching; needle neck; needle butt; beggar sex; nose pain; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music. Crafted with love. 00:15 Welcome back to the show On today's show: Kim on skates; chocoholic; worst offer; return of two wheels; rocket launching; needle neck; needle butt; beggar sex; nose pain; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music. Crafted with love. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know you love it. 00:30 Kim is built for roller derby.     01:30 We have no roller derby channel. 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Kim's chocolate sponsor.     03:00 It's not how much you eat, it's how you eat.     03:30 Easy, Gollum of Chocolate.     04:30 This is not the meaning of 'best offer.'     05:20 These were not small crumbs. At all.     06:00 Salvia for all. 06:10 Cruising for girls.     07:40 Ah, lawyers.     09:00 Asparagus - disgusting in every way. 09:45 Rocket launching.     10:50 Sam should not have had to supply all of the rocket-building materials.     12:00 You have two options for balloons. One will kill you.     13:30 A special kind of balloon for your safety.     15:00 Let's launch the rocket!     16:00 Underwhelming in the extreme.     17:00 Old-timey science bogosity.     18:30 Let's just fight over balloons.     19:30 Water rockets.     21:00 The proper way to preserve your snowman. 22:30 It's just a bug bite. Or a 2-inch long needle.     23:50 Splinters of doom.     25:30 Why you should always look before you sit.     27:00 Whew, glad that's over.     28:20 When pranks go horribly wrong. 30:00 Hey, lady . . .     31:20 Some guys make a lot of money begging.     32:50 Gypsy seamstress. 34:10 More things kids can't have.     35:30 Sam inadvertently shames Thing 3.     35:50 VapoRub just cleans up the gene pool.     37:25 I think enough people have used this for us to consider it safe for use.     38:00 We're making our kids weak.     39:30 Old-time city doctors.     40:40 Sam doesn't like kids. 42:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 42:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 43:15 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 43:15 Episode 0301 - Eyeballs http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0301-eyeballs/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0301-eyeballs/#comments Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:24:52 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0301-eyeballs/ On today’s show: Flipping the numbers; returning items; Kim the fixer; lock-ins; pirates and booty death; my eeeyeeees; tears of doooom; CSI: The Matrix; girl talk; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0301-eyeballs/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Flipping the numbers; returning items; Kim the fixer; lock-ins; pirates and booty death; my eeeyeeees; tears of doooom; CSI: The Matrix; girl talk; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - by popular demand. On today's show: Flipping the numbers; returning items; Kim the fixer; lock-ins; pirates and booty death; my eeeyeeees; tears of doooom; CSI: The Matrix; girl talk; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - by popular demand. 00:15 Welcome back. You guys are awesome. 00:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:05 Our sponsors, they need your love. 01:20 The deep frying story continues.     02:00 Storing grease for the future.     02:20 Kim's shoutout to greatness.     03:00 Restocking fee on something that broke? Screw that noise.     03:45 Wait, really, you're going to put that back on the shelves?     04:30 Don't buy things as-is from some places. Because as-is = broke.     05:20 Sam should just trust himself from now on. 06:00 Kim busts out her tools.     06:30 Clogged sink.     07:00 Hmm, clogged dishwasher.     08:00 Hair. Really?     09;40 Kim vs. Martha. 10:20 The band ultimatum.     11:00 This used to be free. Now we have to pay?     12:15 Lock-ins. A terrible idea.     13:45 We just say no. Much easier.     14:00 A week makes no difference, honestly.     16:00 Wow, grandparents step up to the plate. 16:30 Arrrgh, matey.     17:00 I'm not feeling your pain, pirates.     17:50 Death booty!     18:30 Modern-day pirates are not dashing or romantic.     19:45 Gilligan's Island - has it gone to TV heaven? 20:30 A story made just for us.     21:00 This is a bad man.     21:40 I only have one of these left . . .     22:00 What if I eat this?     22:40 Kim wonders what it would taste like.     23:10 It probably does not taste like this. At all.     24:10 Ah, inbred hill girl. You're so cute.     24:30 Chew or swallow. The new poll. 25:15 Who knew this was dangerous?     26:45 Kim decides it's the ultimate tool of destruction.     27:50 Honestly, this is far more dangerous than lead in toys. FAR more dangerous.     28:30 You should never do this unless you're up for a murder rap.     29:20 The 11th Hour - CSI for Smart People.     31:30 CSI: The Matrix. 31:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 31:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:55 Pimp the show - you know you want to. 33:20 How girls talk to each other. 34:19 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:19 Episode 0300 - Separate Ways http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0300-separate-ways/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0300-separate-ways/#comments Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:34:00 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0300-separate-ways/ On today’s show: Welcome to 300; CPSIA update; Kim budgets; fancy dolls; the quest for DS; snoring; spy bear; the cuckold ruling; give me that back; TV; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0300-separate-ways/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Welcome to 300; CPSIA update; Kim budgets; fancy dolls; the quest for DS; snoring; spy bear; the cuckold ruling; give me that back; TV; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - don't ask, don't tell. 01:30 The count. On today's show: Welcome to 300; CPSIA update; Kim budgets; fancy dolls; the quest for DS; snoring; spy bear; the cuckold ruling; give me that back; TV; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - don't ask, don't tell. 01:30 The count. 01:40 There isn't really an announcement. 02:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:50 Synchronizing schedules - not fun. 03:30 Thanks for your help with the CPSIA. Kim is appreciative.     04:30 Sometimes a leader's most important job is to inspire 05:10 Kim budgets.     06:00 Groceries are for wimps.     06:20 $100 per week is the magic number.     07:10 Chili does not, in fact, have beans in it. That is something else.     08:00 Kim will start publishing our grocery list for your edification.     08:45 Teaching kids to use a calculator.     09:40 Kim doesn't coupon as much as she used to.     11:30 Bartering - full of wackiness.     12:20 Sam violates the rules.     12:30 Kiddy hawks.     13:00 American Girl dolls are fanastically expensive.     14:00 The Kim weight loss plan. 15:00 The kids are on the hunt for a DS Lite.     15:40 Your stuff is not worth much, kids.     16:45 An unhealthy obsession with VHS.     18:00 Gamestop DS exchange deals might be going around.     19:00 Kim tries to give the kids video game tips.     19:30 Kim is a bit of a technophobe.     19:40 And is afraid of fire. 19:45 Kim the snorer.     20:40 Thanks, sleeping beauty. 22:10 Spy bear.     22:35 Just get divorced, people. Stop being stupid.     23:15 Divorce should be clean and quick and painless. As much as possible.     24:10 Divorce messes with kids' heads.     25:00 Sam crushes Kim's ribs.     26:10 Taking people to the hospital can be scary.     27:30 The kid exchange program. 27:50 We don't care who those kids belong to.     28:40 Sorry, you don't get off the hook just because they aren't your kids.     30:00 Egg harvesting for fun and profit.     31:30 Sam's plans for profit. 32:10 Hey, we're not married anymore. Give me that back.     33:10 Kim comes up with another way to blame the guy.     34:15 Divorce, not fair for anyone.     35:15 Don't make a doctor mad. 36:15 Homeland Security - kind of interesting, kind of sad and tedious.     37:15 Learn how to be a criminal - on TV!     38:40 You think this is bad? Wait until you get to jail.     39:20 Water - deadly. 41:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 41:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 42:00 Like a podcast? Send us a link. 43:07 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 43:12 Episode 0299 - Tough Kids http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0299-tough-kids/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0299-tough-kids/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:37:23 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0299-tough-kids/ On today’s show: Weakness; listener voicemail; thing 3 gets schooled; True Beauty; party jail; shootin’ kid; amateur geneticists; a movie review; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0299-tough-kids/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Weakness; listener voicemail; thing 3 gets schooled; True Beauty; party jail; shootin' kid; amateur geneticists; a movie review; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - just for you. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. On today's show: Weakness; listener voicemail; thing 3 gets schooled; True Beauty; party jail; shootin' kid; amateur geneticists; a movie review; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just for you. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 01:15 Sam feels weak. 01:45 People are mean. 02:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:45 The tale of puppets. 04:25 Voicemail.     05:50 Well this sounds reasonable.     06:25 Oh, wait. The government slammed the door on that, too.     07:15 Oh, Texas congress people, why are you so dumb?     08:10 Hey, maybe your autoresponse should be a little more intelligent.     09:00 New rules for voting in laws. 10:00 Thing 3's rage.     10:20 Look, you need the tutoring, just suck it up and deal.     11:50 Oh, now she thinks its cool.     12:50 Get your days straight, people.     14:00 So no homework help? Yay. 15:30 True Beauty     16:20 Oh, look. Some people are jerks.     17:40 Old supermodels need to have a little modesty.     18:20 Not even willing to help people at all, are you?     19:10 If you're IN the service industry, why be rude to your servers? 19:40 Party tiiiiiime.     20:50 How a recliner can be dangerous.     22:50 Most murderers are probably not really dangerous. So Sam says. 23:40 Angry boy.     24:25 How does a kid know this much?     25:00 What if someone did something other than step on the kid's toes?     26:05 Childhood traumas.     27:20 This stung. 29:00 That's right. Genetic engineering in the basement.     30:50 How Kim controls food.     32:00 RWTY genetic splicing in progress.     33:30 Hostel 2 - possibly the worst horror movie ever.     36:30 Quentin Tarantino probably does not listen to this show. 37:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 37:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:50 This is a sign of dedication. 38:58 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:58 Episode 0298 - So Cold http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0298-so-cold/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0298-so-cold/#comments Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:45:10 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0298-so-cold/ On today’s show: Gross; ice age; a thoughtful email; resolution update; deep fried trouble; wrong address, our bad; driving kid; teen pregnancy; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0298-so-cold/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Gross; ice age; a thoughtful email; resolution update; deep fried trouble; wrong address, our bad; driving kid; teen pregnancy; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - fine, we'll leave it the way it is. On today's show: Gross; ice age; a thoughtful email; resolution update; deep fried trouble; wrong address, our bad; driving kid; teen pregnancy; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - fine, we'll leave it the way it is. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You guys rock. 01:15 Welcome to the ice age. 01:55 Sam doesn't walk. 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:40 The great ice storm of 2009.     03:30 Oooh, ice on the trees.     03:45 Whoops, that knocked the tree over.     05:15 How can people be without power over this?     05:50 There was a lot of warning about this weather, people.     06:40 How about you notify us before you close the school? 07:40 Kimberly sends us an email.     08:20 Kim and her dad.     09:00 Not so much mean, just negligently crappy.     10:00 Don't call when you need something?     10:40 Oh, they didn't get any better when they became grandparents.     11:30 Ancient conflict.     12:30 At the end, we do this all for you. 13:00 A resolution update.     13:50 Kim becomes unnecessarily insulting. 14:40 Appliance disaster.     16:30 You cannot bake french fries and have them turn out good. Can. Not.     18:00 Yay, frying!     19:00 Oh, look, Sam has to go back to the store.     20:00 No, you people cannot be trusted.     22:00 We are cursed. Totally cursed. 22:30 Hey, sorry, wrong address.     23:45 What a nightmare.     25:00 Destroyed in Seconds - the most awesome show on television.     26:15 What would happen in Texas. 26:35 I gotta get to school, man.     28:00 Thing 1 thinks about driving.     29:15 I can't miss PE, sleepy mom or not.     30:30 Ah, Big Wheel memories. 31:30 Surprising facts about teen pregnancy.     34:30 Sam needs to learn to listen.     35:30 Pregnancy avoidance.     36:20 Scarier than you think.     36:50 Sorry, we can't be positive all the time. 37:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 38:00 A tip for podcasters. 38:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 39:00 Let's make 2009 a big year for the show. 40:39 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 40:39 Episode 0297 - Lost http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0297-lost/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0297-lost/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:44:02 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0297-lost/ On today’s episode: No year in review; dark days; Handy Sam; Kim breaks the role; the Boy tries his luck; family kidnapping; dumb predators, mysterious shoes; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0297-lost/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's episode: No year in review; dark days; Handy Sam; Kim breaks the role; the Boy tries his luck; family kidnapping; dumb predators, mysterious shoes; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Welcome to the show - by popular demand, theme music On today's episode: No year in review; dark days; Handy Sam; Kim breaks the role; the Boy tries his luck; family kidnapping; dumb predators, mysterious shoes; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Welcome to the show - by popular demand, theme music. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:30 No year in review for you.     00:50 Okay, a short review.     01:00 The only resolution.     01:45 Let's just make it better, all right? 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 Our sponsors, please to be loving them. 03:00 The financial apocalypse hits Dallas.     04:00 No good deals.     04:45 A simpler time.     05:25 Get ready for the scale-down. 06:00  Handy Sam.     06:30 Kim gets wet.     07:20 Sam is very OCD about broken things.     08:10 Fixing your toilet is bogus.     09:05 This is a task for a gorilla with eyestalks.     10:10 We don't recommend this. 11:00 Kim breaks the role.     12:00 Why Sam encourages Kim to play games.     13:00 Oh, look a that, she didn't even play it right and she still won. 13:50 The Boy tries his luck.     14:50 The power of silence.     15:30 This sounds like a simple plan.     16:20 A short distance - shouldn't take long to travel.     17:30 Gee, how did you get all the way across DFW?     18:20 When you're lost, don't just keep driving.     19:20 Dumb kids.     20:30 No, we burned that down.     21:20 A map doesn't help if you can't tell which direction you're facing. 21:40 How to move your sister.     22:50 It's okay, it's my family. I can tape them up if I want to.     23:50 Maybe you shouldn't cross state lines with your captive.     24:15 Old people getting the VD. 25:00 Why child predators are a problem.     25:10 Second-string news.     26:30 Registering isn't like getting a hunting license.     27:10 This is probably not exciting. 29:00 A mystery.     30:30 Charity is bad for people. Seriously.     32:20 Show some restraint, people.     33:00 A feel good episode is coming up, we promise. 34:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 34:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:35 A new character is coming to the show. 35:22 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 35:44 Episode 0296 - Back To It http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0296-back-to-it/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0296-back-to-it/#comments Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:39:04 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0296-back-to-it/ On today’s show: Work; live show shenanigans; Speed Racer; work for Kim; sleep drift; the deciders; Wanted; fat to fuel; Kim’s soapbox; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0296-back-to-it/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Work; live show shenanigans; Speed Racer; work for Kim; sleep drift; the deciders; Wanted; fat to fuel; Kim's soapbox; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - same as always. 00:15 Welcome back to the show! On today's show: Work; live show shenanigans; Speed Racer; work for Kim; sleep drift; the deciders; Wanted; fat to fuel; Kim's soapbox; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - same as always. 00:15 Welcome back to the show! 00:30 That sounds like a lot of work, so no. 01:00 We're back in force, peoples. 01:30 Here's an idea. 01:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:45 Email us - rtwyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Things you miss when you don't join the live show.     03:30 Listen, when things hurt, you should stop. 03:45 Speed Racer - too real for some.     04:25 It's memory metal, only not as good.        05:00 Not real. Seriously.     05:15 This is all Hanna Montana's fault.     06:00 When great filmmakers turn bad.     06:30 This might have been much worse.     07:00 We are not as weird as the kids think we are. 07:20 The special gift for Kim.     07:45 People know that they need to hide things from Sam.     08:15 Hey, look, we have these pants.     08:45 Kim is speechless.     09:15 Bartering when you don't have anything to offer.     10:00 Would early warning have stopped the rage?     10:45 Who else would do such a horrible thing?     11:55 How to get men to pay attention to their health.     13:00 Prostate cancer - not good for anyone. 14:00 Out of control sleep schedule.     14:50 The first day back to school is going to suck. A lot.     15:45 Kim's wake-up schedule.     16:30 Passive aggressive troublemaking. 17:20 Ambulance drivers - kinda not nice sometimes.     18:15 The phone is still on.     18:45 Let's say he wasn't here.     19:30 Kim's obsession with cleanliness can be life-threatening.     20:20 There is a conspiracy here.     21:00 Eagle Eye - amusing, but also stupid.     21:20 There is a lack of naked in Wanted. A shocking lack.     22:15 The movie argument, again. 23:00 Fat to fuel.     23:20 Why is this even a crime?     24:30 Finally a use for Olestra.     25:30 Sam may be wrong, or he may be right. You decide.     26:10 How to tell when you're too skinny. 26:50 Kim gets up on her soapbox.     27:30 Hey, look. Our government is finally stepping up.     28:15 Oh, they totally missed the point.     29:00 There should be some responsibility, but let's use our heads here.     29:30 Hey, let's screw the small businessman. Yay!     31:30 One way to skirt the law.     32:30 Hey, look, I'm a big company, I'll do what I want.     33:45 A new rule for lawmakers.     34:00 Sam, in fact, does not want the children to be safe.     36:00 What happened to government for the people?     37:00 Honestly, this will have a pretty seriously negative effect on us. 38:00 Welcome to all of our new listeners, you guys kick ass. 38:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:56 Episode 0295 - Three Days http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0295-three-days/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0295-three-days/#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:24:44 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0295-three-days/ On today’s show: Failure; bummitude; a crazy secret; old man shopping; mall walking; racism; crafting; cooking wars; intruders; party bus; cash in a box; high school; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0295-three-days/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Failure; bummitude; a crazy secret; old man shopping; mall walking; racism; crafting; cooking wars; intruders; party bus; cash in a box; high school; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - just because. On today's show: Failure; bummitude; a crazy secret; old man shopping; mall walking; racism; crafting; cooking wars; intruders; party bus; cash in a box; high school; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just because. 00:30 A glimpse of the future. 00:55 This is the real meaning of Easter. 01:30 Just leave, already. 02:00 Oh, that was Sam's mistake. 02:45 Sam the Bum.     03:20 Ah, the breadsticks.     03:40 Ignore the crazies.     04:45 Crap, now the crazies are approaching.     05:45 Not even messed up jeans.     07:00 Sam is bemused. 07:45 Old man shopping.     08:30 Window shopping is for girls.     09:15 Great, now he's wandered off.     10:30 Don't get all arrogant with me, register jockey.     11:25 Yay, off to the mall.     12:00 The terrible double standard.     12:30 Here, just take the kids.     13:00 The most expensive place to buy soap, ever.     13:05 Ambulatory issues.     13:50 Rules about scents. 14:30 Hey, look, a small-town racist.     15:30 It's not racism if you keep jacking me.     16:30 It's targeted hate.     17:00 Also, if you can't take it's not my fault. 17:40 Mom shopping.     18:30 Too many options.     19:20 Narrow it down, people.     20:20 Kim gets the shaft and not in the good way.     21:00 Grandfathers are not as cool as they think. 22:00 Cooking wars.     22:50 Guess that stomach surgery isn't working out.     24:00 Kim retaliates.     24:30 Weird noises. 25:50 Strange visitors.     26:25 Another reason not to live in a duplex.     27:15 You just have to pick your thefts.     28:00 Another way life is not like porn. 28:30 It's a party bus.     29:00 That's industrious and should be commended.     29:20 This is not an assault. 31:00 Hey, this box has money in it.     32:00 You don't make sure your box isn't open before you buy it? 33:45 High school flashbacks.     34:45 Ah, friends.     35:25 Kim the corruptor. 36:00 Want a sponsor? Let us know. 36:15 2009 - The Year of the Mercenary. 37:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 37:31 Episode 0294 - The Arrival http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0294-the-arrival/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0294-the-arrival/#comments Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:17:26 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0294-the-arrival/ On today’s show: No excuses; RWTY merch!; the Xmas party; book exchange; traditions of pain; the parents arrive; can’t keep the cans; gift exchange; house fire; insurance from hell; cutting corners; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0294-the-arrival/feed/ family,gift exchange,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: No excuses; RWTY merch!; the Xmas party; book exchange; traditions of pain; the parents arrive; can't keep the cans; gift exchange; house fire; insurance from hell; cutting corners; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: No excuses; RWTY merch!; the Xmas party; book exchange; traditions of pain; the parents arrive; can't keep the cans; gift exchange; house fire; insurance from hell; cutting corners; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - enjoy it while it lasts. 00:15 Sorry we were gone for so long. Hope you missed us. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 There will be RWTY merchandise in 2009. We swear. 02:45 The Xmas party.     03:25 Two parties a year? Six weeks apart? WTF?     04:10 Sam decides not to volunteer for the party.     04:50 Sometimes, what Kim says is not what Kim does.     05:50 Men just expect more out of kids.     06:50 That is one pizza per child - how do they eat it all?     07:05 Oh, I see. Freeloaders.     08:00 Black slime is not a great gift for elementary school kids.     09:00 The lizard - too cool for school.     10:00 The book exchange goes awry.     11:00 Don't get them wound up, dude. Seriously.     11:45 Why does that kid have so many books?     13:20 Lessons from being poor.     14:00 The punishment for ghetto-talking.     14:55 Sam is the lowest common denominator. 15:45 The Christmas bread tradition.     16:20 Wow, a whole year.     17:30 Made with love and frustration.     18:20 Call us - 206.339.7482 - if you have a tradition that may ruin a holiday.     19:00 A horrible moment from Sam's past. 19:40 Sam is a jerk, but not that much of a jerk.     20:10 Kim cleans the house like a frenzy.     21:20 Do you people really need to bring all of this to my house?     22:20 You can't leave your jars? Are you serious?     23:20 Just bring me the blackberry, all right?     24:20 How do you fill my great room all the way up? 25:00 Sam just doesn't want people to waste their money.     26:20 Two things that don't taste great together.     27:40 Why is this gift exploding?     29:15 Seriously, stop wasting your money on Sam. 30:30 Hey, look, dumb people burning stuff down.     31:30 News flash - oil burns.     32:30 Common sense - a think of the past. 33:00 Worst insurance company ever.     34:00 You know what, just pay.     35:30 Just stop being awful, please.     35:50 The new phrase of hate. 36:45 Welcome back, Chuck!     37:10 This will not save you money and should, in fact, result in your painful death.     39:00 Some good news. But let's not talk about it. 40:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 40:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 41:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 41:40 Episode 0293 - Santa Time http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0293-santa-time/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0293-santa-time/#comments Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:58:50 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0293-santa-time/ On today’s show: future/past; Santa time; concert; technology demonstration; the Christmas exchange; handmade Christmas; pictures with santa; hand rules; Santa to the rescue; foot in brain; China mans up; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0293-santa-time/feed/ band concert,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: future/past; Santa time; concert; technology demonstration; the Christmas exchange; handmade Christmas; pictures with santa; hand rules; Santa to the rescue; foot in brain; China mans up; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: future/past; Santa time; concert; technology demonstration; the Christmas exchange; handmade Christmas; pictures with santa; hand rules; Santa to the rescue; foot in brain; China mans up; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - we love it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show.     00:30 Don't even ask how this is possible.     00:50 What if the clone isn't right?     01:20 Sam plans for the future. Or the past. Whatever.     02:10 Stop knocking the hot off yourself. Please. 02:30 Santa Time. 03:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:50 Homemade wreaths. Bleh. 04:00 The band concert.     04:30 Ah, don't sell me your scavenged arts and crafts.     05:20 Sam often falls asleep when it's dark and he's tired. Big shock.     05:45 Texting - ruder than sleeping.     06:30 Survival of the bitchiest.     07:10 The split by skill has ended.     07:40 How the band made itself shrink.     08:30 Sorry, ensembles, you're on your own!     09:00 Your technology demonstration seems unsafe and weak.     09:25 I do not come to your concert to listen to you warm up.     09:50 Oh, I see. You didn't actually prepare anything to play.     10:45 Holy crap, your face is not supposed to turn that color.     11:20 Kim's brain works in mysterious ways.     12:20 Redheads - tools of the devil. Sorry, Ginger. 12:45 Christmas Exchange.     13:30 Sorry, we changed our mind. We're not doing that anymore.     14:10 Look, it really is the thought that counts. Supposedly.     15:00 Sam wants to bring on the gift exchange horror with the family. 15:20 Pictures with Santa.     16:10 You can't be retroironic when it's helpful?     17:10 A family operation.     17:30 Shame and guilt get the job done.     18:20 The rules for Santa.     19:00 A totally baseless accusation.     20:30 So, what am I getting out of this?     21:00 And it's an end of family fun-time.     21:30 You are so conceited. 22:10 A letter to Santa that is so, so wrong.     23:00 Why the world makes us so very sad so often.     23:30 And this is why Sam doesn't volunteer. He's a puss.     24:15 This is a clip you should not look. 25:10 Let me see what this is in your brain . . .     26:10 Something that would make us vomit.     27:00 Parasite or teratoma - you decide. 28:00 Thanks, China, for cutting down on the hideous poison in our food.     28:30 Hey, none of this stuff sounds like it ever should have been in the food.     29:30 Why would this need to stretch, again? 31:20 There really isn't any justice for crimes.     32:20 Now this would be justice.     33:00 Sam fixes the economy.     33:30 Hypothetical questions.     34:30 Kids and alcoholism.     35:30 Is there a better forum for this discussion?     36:00 Sam offers a bit of advice. 36:05 Call us - 206.339.7482. 36:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:15 Kim cannot cuss. She's not even good at it. 38:56 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:56 Episode 0292 - That Smell http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0292-that-smell/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0292-that-smell/#comments Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:25:25 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0292-that-smell/ On today’s show: Welcome; gas leakage; plumber; pilot light; electrical issues; how to get your girlfriend out of work; pierced kitties; the importance of sarcasm; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0292-that-smell/feed/ family,gas leak,kids,podcst,RWTY On today's show: Welcome; gas leakage; plumber; pilot light; electrical issues; how to get your girlfriend out of work; pierced kitties; the importance of sarcasm; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - so much better than a sharp stick i... On today's show: Welcome; gas leakage; plumber; pilot light; electrical issues; how to get your girlfriend out of work; pierced kitties; the importance of sarcasm; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so much better than a sharp stick in your eye. 00:15 You're all welcome. 00:30 Even if you're under the radar, so to speak. 00:50 You, however, are not welcome. 01:30 Kim's nose sinks the budget. 01:35 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Sam's new business venture. 02:20 This smell is worse than Thing 3's feet.     02:40 Febreze can fix almost any smell. Almost.     03:30 Generic corn chips make Kim gag.     04:00 This really is what it smells like. Hard to believe, but true.     04:20 Words no one ever wants to hear.     04:50 Kim can smell things that humans normally cannot.     05:30 Don't start your - oh, too late.     06:15 No big deal, except . . .     06:30 You really want it to happen on the street side.     07:10 Just get used to being cold, dude.     07:40 Kim plans for the arctic blast.     08:20 Sam doesn't trust people with no front teeth.     09:20 That's what we call timing.     10:00 A brother-in-law diversion.     11:00 Some plumbing horror stories for you.     12:00 Look, we're almost done . . .     12:50 Or not.     13:30 Wow, this will be painful.     14:00 Gas leaks all OVER the damned house.     14:40 Sam makes plans to do it himself.     15:15 Maybe you don't need the rhino up there.     16:00 Plumbers - not feeling the recession.     16:45 Kim gets ready to learn a trade.     17:30 Will we ever be warm again?     17:50 I'm from the gas company - here's a match.     18:20 Lighting the pilot is not for amateurs. 19:40 Ah, that's fixed.     20:20 And now the electricity is broken. Great.     21:00 A vision of a dire future.     21:40 Really, how is this even possible?     23:15 Kim to the rescue. 25:00 How to get your girlfriend out of school?     26:45 Sam actually thought about doing this before.     27:47 Sam really wishes he HAD done this as a youth.     28:30 Which is worse, too serious or not serious enough?     29:00 Just try a note.     29:25 Just the name of the crime is awesome. 30:15 This kitten, she is special.     30:45 This is not nearly as bad as people think.     31:30 Honestly, think about it.     32:20 Kim, don't make it dirty. 33:00 Our public service.     33:45 Laugh - or else.     35:00 Sam has a brainstorm.     36:00 Animals that are jerks.     37:00 We're just kidding, no one got abused. 37:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 38:47 Episode 0291 - Party Season http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0291-party-season/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0291-party-season/#comments Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:35:32 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0291-party-season/ On today’s show: Cold snap; sleet vs. snow; back injury; school parties; stinky 16; really bad names; little burglar; bad presents; corpse work; call us - 206.339.7482

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0291-party-season/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,school parties On today's show: Cold snap; sleet vs. snow; back injury; school parties; stinky 16; really bad names; little burglar; bad presents; corpse work; call us - 206.339.7482 - - 00:00 Ah, theme music. 00:15 Welcome to the show, lords and ladies. On today's show: Cold snap; sleet vs. snow; back injury; school parties; stinky 16; really bad names; little burglar; bad presents; corpse work; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Ah, theme music. 00:15 Welcome to the show, lords and ladies. 00:45 Too cold, then too hot. 01:15 We are not, in fact, having a virtual party. 02:00 Guess what, sleet is not snow.     02:30 If you want to see snow, just go somewhere snowy.     03:00 Don't go to Missouri for the snow, it just sucks. 03:30 Kim breaks Thing 3's back.     04:15 Ouch, poor kid.     04:45 You're too big for me to catch, kid.     05:15 See what happens when you cry wolf?     06:15 Stabbed in the back - kind of sucked. 06:20 Whoohoo, school holiday parties.     07:00 Wait, is there a party?     07:40 Oh, there is a party. Thanks for the 24-hour notice.     08:20 Sam does a good deed.     09:20 Ah, nostalgia. 10:30 Thing 1 goes to a party.     11:00 Just own up. Oh, and it was about 70 years. Not 100. My bad.     12:00 Different cultures have different food - normally food Thing 1 will not eat.     12:30 Not a big fan of mint and yogurt on my meat.     13:00 Oh, there was lamb.     13:30 Ah, stinky food in the middle of the night.     14:00 Don't be touching on my kid. 16:00 Why won't you put my kid's name on his cake?     16:20 Oh, that's why.     17:00 Please, stop being stupid.     17:45 Let's put some rules around names.     18:30 White supremacists generally aren't very nice people. 19:20 The littlest burglar.     19:50 You don't lock your doors at night? Seriously?     20:45 There are very few people you want your kid meeting at 3 am.     21:30 Sock monkeys - they kind of suck.     22:30 So do pom-pom animals of any kind.     23:30 Ah, the bionic man. 24:20 You really need this work down now?     25:40 Last will.     26:30 It's simple, really.     27:15 Kim is too mean for immortality.     28:00 Sam could do plastic surgery on dead people. 28:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 28:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 28:30 Don't forget to check out our sponsors. They have stuff. 29:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 29:10 Episode 0290 - Handiwork http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0290-handiwork/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0290-handiwork/#comments Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:02:03 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0290-handiwork/ On today’s show: Issues; late shoppers; cold; crossing the street; school closings - or not; Kim finishes sewing; the 12 days; internets or sex?; keys are important; gender fail; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0290-handiwork/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Issues; late shoppers; cold; crossing the street; school closings - or not; Kim finishes sewing; the 12 days; internets or sex?; keys are important; gender fail; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: Issues; late shoppers; cold; crossing the street; school closings - or not; Kim finishes sewing; the 12 days; internets or sex?; keys are important; gender fail; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so soothing and delightful. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 This probably doesn't make you an adult. 01:15 Fine, here's an episode number. 01:30 Just post the show and hush. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 02:30 Amazon's gulags of shipping. 03:15 Late shopping the wrong way and the right way.     03:45 Never underestimate the husband's sneaky ways. 04:20 Cold as hell.     04:45 The temperature differential is not your friend.     05:15 Kim is caught off guard.     05:45 Freezing mist - not cool.     06:00 Really, you rolled the salt truck?     06:30 The High 5 is not at all nice in the winter.     06:45 Do not stop on an icy hill, you idiots. 07:45 Kim is afraid to cross the street. 08:30 The school fails to report whether there will be school or not.     09:30 The suspense, it's killing us. 10:00 Kim finishes sewing.     10:30 The magic is gone.     11:20 Kim hates working on the weekend.     11:50 New laws.     13:00 Ah, relaxation.     13:20 Oh, look, new stuff.     14:00 Sam does not want to do college-level school projects.     14:45 Evil little kid.     15:20 Kim overfancies everything. 16:20 Sam's 12 Days of Christmas.     17:00 I know, I know what it really is. I don't care.     17:45 This can break the bank if you don't watch it.     18:00 Sam cheaps out.     19:30 Dangers of blades.     21:00 Planning ahead. 21:10 Internets or sex?     22:00 Are you really giving something up?     23:00 The internet - foe of humanity.     24:20 Sex - it's important.     24:45 Smart people, do not let the dumb people win. 25:00 The keys, do not lose them.     25:25 Kim does not believe in this.     25:45 Bolt cutters for the win.     26:45 Why Kim says no.     27:30 Sam's feelings get hurt by Kim.     28:20 Childhood fun becomes scarring. 29:10 Men, in trouble again.     29:30 Ladies, knock it off.     30:45 There is no solution. We are doomed.     31:45 Testosterone can save us. Maybe.     33:00 Just wrong. So wrong.     34:00 The pain would be unimaginable. 35:20 Sorry for the downers. 35:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 35:34 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:46 Episode 0289 - Jacked Up http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0289-jacked-up/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0289-jacked-up/#comments Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:37:56 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0289-jacked-up/ On today’s show: Stressors; getting old; eye doctors; crying kids; rudeness; new clothes; the worst book ever; robot girlfriend; underwear inspections; ponzi schemes; call us - 206.339.7482

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0289-jacked-up/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,ponzi scheme,RWTY On today's show: Stressors; getting old; eye doctors; crying kids; rudeness; new clothes; the worst book ever; robot girlfriend; underwear inspections; ponzi schemes; call us - 206.339.7482 - - 00:00 Theme music - just enjoy it for what it is. On today's show: Stressors; getting old; eye doctors; crying kids; rudeness; new clothes; the worst book ever; robot girlfriend; underwear inspections; ponzi schemes; call us - 206.339.7482 00:00 Theme music - just enjoy it for what it is. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 The world - is it ending? 00:45 Call us - 206.339.7428. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:45 Getting old.     02:20 Going to the eye doctor sucks so bad.     03:00 How does this math work? Oh, yeah, it doesn't.     03:45 Peripheral vision test - a colossal waste of money and time.     04:45 Zoning out can cause you to fail a test.     05:30 Reading problems.     06:45 Better or worse? I don't know, you tell me.     07:15 Eye measuring machine, could you just do it all?     08:00 I'm not a doctor, maybe you should give me the answer?     08:30 Not even a referral?     09:00 Maybe you just give me my prescription.     10:00 The best way to fix your eyes. 10:30 Why do kids like to watch other kids cry?     11:00 Ah, Spongebob, you're so funny.     11:30 Nanny 911 - obviously fake.     12:15 Yes, in fact, moms do.     12:45 You're just like this loser.     13:30 The baby of the family need to stop being a baby.     14:20 The spanking.     14:45 Stop being rude, kid. 16:40 New pajamas for reading day.     18:00 Clothing option, unless you're Batman.     18:40 How Thing 3 sets herself up for disappointment.     19:00 Getting in your kids' heads.     19:45 You can wear your new clothes too much. 20:00 Helen sends us a very vile link.     21:00 This is not an ingredient you ever need to cook with.     21:30 It's a quantity issue, you know.     22:15 A horrible choice.     23:00 So gross. So very gross.     23:20 We don't do this anymore, we just used to. The milk part, not the rest of it. 24:00 Ah, robot girlfriends.     24:40 Butter your toast? That's what they call it now?     25:30 Don't lie to us, dude.     26:10 It doesn't really need to walk.     27:20 I guess if you have to, you have to, but don't talk about it. 27:30 I'm an, uh, underwear inspector.     28:15 Don't be a crappy parent.     29:15 A badge doesn't make it right. 30:20 Ah, ponzi schemes of the grandest order.     31:30 The horror is spreading.     32:10 Watch your money, people.     33:15 How we got here.     34:00 People screw up everything they touch.     34:20 And it's not just management, labor can be tools.     35:00 That's right, spite your face. You didn't need that nose.     36:30 The union is not really your friend. 38:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 38:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 39:16 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 39:16 Episode 0288 - Harsh Truths http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0288-harsh-truths/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0288-harsh-truths/#comments Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:24:42 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0288-harsh-truths/ On today’s show: New listeners; neglected Sam; dead employees; Christmas shopping; Kwanukha; shattered dreams; TP defense; chipmunk vandals; cold cats; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0288-harsh-truths/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: New listeners; neglected Sam; dead employees; Christmas shopping; Kwanukha; shattered dreams; TP defense; chipmunk vandals; cold cats; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - just for you. On today's show: New listeners; neglected Sam; dead employees; Christmas shopping; Kwanukha; shattered dreams; TP defense; chipmunk vandals; cold cats; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - just for you. 00:15 Welcome back to the show; did you miss us? 00:30 Sam is wrong here. Really. 00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:50 Join us live, you need to be part of the Horde to see when we're live. 01:15 Welcome to the big gaggle of new listeners.     01:45 New listeners, where do you come from? 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Sponsors, you love them. 02:45 Sam never gets the credit he deserves.     03:30 Kim is The Most Important Person.     04:15 This is true, we like decorations.     04:30 Every year? Then why all the whining?     05:00 Christmas Day battery scavenging.     05:30 Kim does not light fires.     06:00 Dads never get the credit.     06:20 It's been years since people played dress-up around here.     07:00 The kids remember the strangest things.     07:45 Decorating - frugal style.     09:00 Thing 3 and the rude remark. 10:00 Sam goes out to eat by himself.     11:00 Sometimes, you're willing to wait for what you want.     11:20 The chain reaction of fast food horror.     11:50 I didn't need to know that.     12:30 Don't try and make me feel guilty. 13:30 Sam's Christmas shopping expedition.     14:00 This is not really free, no matter what they say.     14:25 I'm not eating your plate of cookies that's been fondled by everyone.     15:20 Don't harsh my Christmas buzz, lady.     16:00 If you don't want to buy gifts for someone, just don't.     17:30 Thing 3 doesn't really understand the different holidays.     18:30 Sam makes up his own holiday, just because he can. 20:30 Teacher chick throws us a new story.     20:50 Hey, subs, don't do this.     22:00 Somehow, we managed to keep this myth alive for decades, stop messing it up.     23:00 Santa Claus - religious icon.     23:15 How you can extend the life of Santa. 24:20 Don't TP my yard, bro.     25:10 Get up to no good, get sprayed with pee.     25:50 It's okay for you to mess up my stuff, but not okay for me to stop you?     27:20 This clearly didn't happen in Texas. 27:45 Great, chipmunk vandals.     28:40 They are feisty, those rodents.     29:50 Where the cold cats hang.     31:00 No one listens to the dad. 33:35 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:10 Juice us at blubrry.com, vote for us at podcastalley.com. 34:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:48 Episode 0287 - Prickly http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0287-prickly/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0287-prickly/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:57:46 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0287-prickly/ On today’s show: Shaving; merchandise - not yet; Thing 1 has second thoughts; choking; aggressive driving; bathing a porcupine; new Christmas shows; Santa gets eaten; Grinch tickets; monkey smuggler; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0287-prickly/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,Santa Claws On today's show: Shaving; merchandise - not yet; Thing 1 has second thoughts; choking; aggressive driving; bathing a porcupine; new Christmas shows; Santa gets eaten; Grinch tickets; monkey smuggler; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: Shaving; merchandise - not yet; Thing 1 has second thoughts; choking; aggressive driving; bathing a porcupine; new Christmas shows; Santa gets eaten; Grinch tickets; monkey smuggler; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you love it. 00:30 Shave, please. 01:00 Kim is dirty. 01:05 Call us - 206.339.7482 01:20 We're terrible at answering email, our bad. 01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 No t-shirts yet. We suck. 02:50 Badge-a-minute is not as easy as it sounds. 03:30 Assisted living - not just for old people!     04:20 Stepping in pee is a bad sign for your job.     05:00 Dementia is a bitch.     06:00 Nature is not nice.     07:10 Sometimes, there are benefits.     07:40 This is old people draining the life out of you.     08:15 Sam's experience at the retirement home.     08:45 Woodwinds are better than brass. 10:00 Sam's near-death choking experience, or not. 11:10 Aggressive driving.     11:30 Breaking your car in makes people cranky.     11:45 Racing me into the exit is not a great idea.     12:30 When you're going too fast, you sometimes run out of road.     13:00 Sam does not render aid to jerkoffs.     13:30 You just don't stop for people that are jerks. 14:00 Thing 2 bathes her hedgehog.     15:45 You don't need to get in the tub with your animal to bathe it.     16:20 Ah, the joys of cell phone cameras.     16:45 Great, this picture doesn't look right. 17:50 Kim gets new Christmas shows.     18:50 Heat Miser + Snow Miser     19:30 Messing with tradition can be dangerous. 20:00 Santa versus the wildcat.     21:20 Just say no, Santa.     22:40 Jobs that just have to suck. 23:30 I'm the Grinch, what do you expect?     24:00 Running a red light is extremely dangerous.     25:00 The dangers of dressing in costume.     25:40 Cops don't have quotas. Honest. 26:40 Sedated monkeys + your blouse = awesome.     27:30 Who wouldn't enjoy living inside a lady's shirt?     28:15 Who is asleep at the wheel when you get a monkey through security?     29:40 Snuff - not really a scary movie these days.     30:40 Cable destroyed Sam's young mind. 32:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 32:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 33:45 Episode 0286 - Bitter Cold http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0286-bitter-cold/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0286-bitter-cold/#comments Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:35:24 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0286-bitter-cold/ On today’s show: The show is for you; snow fail; Sam’s credit; cold band; frostbitten; food sharing; chicken bath; defensive wounds; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0286-bitter-cold/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,snow in Dallas On today's show: The show is for you; snow fail; Sam's credit; cold band; frostbitten; food sharing; chicken bath; defensive wounds; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - it will melt your heart. On today's show: The show is for you; snow fail; Sam's credit; cold band; frostbitten; food sharing; chicken bath; defensive wounds; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will melt your heart. 00:15 There's nothing wrong with sex with adults. 01:30 It is cold outside, but Kim is super frosty. 02:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 Our sponsors - use them without mercy. 02:50 Paying for gift-wrapped shipping never works out. 03:20 Snow fail.     03:50 Winter comes to Dallas. Finally.     04:30 Sleet - it's not really snow.     05:00 Dallas weathermen overreact - a lot.     05:30 Kim's plants.     06:30 Sam gets no credit.     07:00 Kim takes all the credit. 07:30 Oh, band concerts. How you vex me.     08:20 How to organize an event.     08:50 A surefire way to make the audience act up.     09:15 Look, they really were Mexican kids.     10:30 Coveralls - almost never necessary.     11:00 Ways to get hurt by your redneck husband.     12:15 PTA - leave us alone.     12:30 The swingers arrive.     13:10 I can't talk to you, sorry. 14:50 Thing 3 - Frostbite is cool!     15:30 This kid is clearly a demon, because she's always too warm.     16:30 Who needs ears?     17:10 Childhood freezing accidents.     18:45 Kids just aren't smart about playing in the snow. 19:20 Rude traffic.     20:00 Kim is counting cars.     20:40 A crossing guard is needed here. 21:50 Don't share your food, kids.     23:00 School is not really the same kind of social experience these days.     24:15 Chid labor.     25:00 How the system punishes you for working too hard. 26:30 Chicks and chicken.     27:20 Why do you leave them alone in the store?     28:20 Look, they weren't naked.     29:20 Social outcasts spoil your fun. 30:20 Getting back at your friends.     31:00 Defensive wounds usually precede really nasty wounds.     31:55 Don't cut yourself.     32:00 Teenagers - stop this.     32:40 You either get it or you don't.     33:10 Guess what - the floor never loses this game     33:50 Sam feels old.     35:00 The Dalai Lama - kung fu master with secret powers. 36:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 36:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:20 Our sponsors, love them. 36:58 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 36:58 Episode 0285 - Confusion http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0285-confusion/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0285-confusion/#comments Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:26:04 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0285-confusion/ On today’s show: Cleverness; Kim curses; language at work; winter pool work; pajamas at school; fibbing on grades; playground mugging; gene testing; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0285-confusion/feed/ genetics,kids,mugging,pajamas,Podcast,pool,RWTY,school,testing On today's show: Cleverness; Kim curses; language at work; winter pool work; pajamas at school; fibbing on grades; playground mugging; gene testing; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - exciting, yet soothing to the senses. On today's show: Cleverness; Kim curses; language at work; winter pool work; pajamas at school; fibbing on grades; playground mugging; gene testing; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - exciting, yet soothing to the senses. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:30 Kim is clever, don't let her fool you. 01:00 We are, in fact, quite boring when we're on vacation. 01:25 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Our sponsors - please to be loving them. 02:40 Kim's language. 03:15 The pressure is getting to be too much for Kim. 04:00 Sam's double standard. 05:00 There's a ratio that must be maintained, do not upset the balance. 05:30 When to curse at work. 06:40 Words have power. Don't use them badly. 07:00 Check out the poll at our site to let your voice be heard. 07:30 Sam hates his pool in the winter. 07:45 Chia Christmas Tree 08:15 The hedgehog hair is never good. 09:40 Too many leaves in the pool. 10:15 The winter rate of evaporation. 11:30 A letter from the school. 12:00 Hurray for reading day. 12:30 Sam sets up the kids for disappointment. 13:10 Ah, pajamas in the winter. 13:50 No slutty pajamas in school, please. 15:45 There's not much space between the front and back. 16:30 A strange signature required moment. 18:20 Look, lying to kids about their grades hurts them. 19:40 A not-so-gentle reminder to fix your grades. 20:45 How grade compression messes with kid's heads. 21:15 Sam sets up the grading system everyone should use. 22:20 Childhood thuggery. Thanks for the story, TeacherChick! 23:30 Kim the cutter. 24:00 By the way, don't water down the formula, it starves your kid. 25:30 That's a great idea, let's test the kids to see what they're good at. 26:00 This won't lead to any stigmatizing of little kids. 27:00 Never, ever do this. 27:50 Just because you have the gene for something doesn't mean you like it. 29:30 How the world could have been different. 31:45 The wrong way to get a divorce. 32:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 32:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:20 Our sponsors, check it out. 33:05 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 33:06 Episode 0284 - Battle Royale http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0284-battle-royale/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0284-battle-royale/#comments Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:29:02 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0284-battle-royale/ On today’s show: Technical difficulties; cage match; Kim’s near-death experience #1; Kim’s NDE #2; the battle begins; Grinch controls; candy canes; neighborhood burgling; highway decorations; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0284-battle-royale/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,tacky Christmas decorations On today's show: Technical difficulties; cage match; Kim's near-death experience #1; Kim's NDE #2; the battle begins; Grinch controls; candy canes; neighborhood burgling; highway decorations; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show: Technical difficulties; cage match; Kim's near-death experience #1; Kim's NDE #2; the battle begins; Grinch controls; candy canes; neighborhood burgling; highway decorations; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it's filled with awesome. 00:15 Welcome to the show. Sorry for the technical difficulties. 00:50 The podcasts that are better than ours. 01:00 We plan a cage match for the Things. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Check out our sponsors. 02:30 Some capsule movie reviews. 03:15 Kim nearly dies at Fry's.     03:30 Oh, look, the deals just keep getting better.     04:15 Hey, when you pull into a spot, be a little careful.     04:45 Kim decides to pick a fight.     07:30 Don't get Kim fired up. 08:20 Kim nearly dies. Part two.     09:20 A lot can happen in two minutes.     09:40 Somehow, I knew this would be the fault of John and Kate plus Eight.     10:30 Wow, kids do not pay attention.     11:20 Angry Kim doesn't pay attention to where she's going.     12:00 The den in this house is a kind of scary place to fall.     13:00 This is why you need to keep the plastic bags cleaned off the floor.     13:40 Maybe you should shave your legs every day.     14:15 Tiger Balm - will fix most of your broken bones.     14:50 Kim will not go to the doctor unless she has an exposed organ.     15:10 Mmm, crab.     15:40 Ah, the second horrible ankle injury . . . 16:40 Nothing says 'Good Morning' like a fight between children.     17:40 Sometimes, you have to threaten to take your kids away.     18:30 When kids make both parents angry, they have no friends.     19:30 Kim's super-mean, Grinch-style behavior controls.     21:00 Somehow, giving it away is worse than just taking it away.     21:30 A tip trick at restaurants.     22:30 Using the naughty or nice sites to your advantage. 24:00 Candy canes for self-defense.     26:00 LED lights will outshine everyone in your neighborhood. 27:30 Don't steal from your neighbors.     28:00 And if you do, don't put your stolen goods in your own yard.     29:00 Salt and pepper shakers for the rude.     30:30 Ah, good times, good times.     31:30 Sam the truck driver. 32:10 The Christmas Spirit strikes again.     32:45 What does it hurt you if someone decorates the road side? Ya Grinch.     34:30 Sam calls for extreme punishments. 35:00 The Secret Millionaire - a way for rich people to feel better at the expense of the poor. 38:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 38:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 38:30 Our sponsors; love them earnestly. 39:24 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 39:28 Episode 0283 - Grinchy http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0283-grinchy/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0283-grinchy/#comments Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:35:20 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0283-grinchy/ On today’s show: Yay, Christmas; Dr. Seuss TV; work laptops; big school project; Kim’s Christmas present; Christmas tree fight; impeachment tree; doom boobies; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0283-grinchy/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Yay, Christmas; Dr. Seuss TV; work laptops; big school project; Kim's Christmas present; Christmas tree fight; impeachment tree; doom boobies; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - so sexy it stings.     00:20 Dr On today's show: Yay, Christmas; Dr. Seuss TV; work laptops; big school project; Kim's Christmas present; Christmas tree fight; impeachment tree; doom boobies; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so sexy it stings.     00:20 Dr. Seuss TV.     01:30 Kim, no Christmas Spirit in her heart.     02:10 Call us - 206.339.7482.     02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 The work laptop.     03:00 Oh, hai - the economy sucks, now so does your job.     03:30 Horrible corporate conservation methods.     04:20 Tech support, you suck.     04:45 Companies, just let us do our own thing. We'll all be happier.     05:45 Bosses just don't understand.     06:20 Laptops don't just fall out of the sky. 06:50 Thing 1's big video project.     07:45 Other people suck.     08:30 Laptops without DVDs and no networking are the suck.     09:30 Not everyone has video editing software just lying around.     10:10 Team projects are for nerds. 11:20 Kim goes shopping with a customer.     11:50 Sam is judgmental.     12:30 Fabric shortages.     13:00 You are not paying me to be your friend. You're just not.     13:50 Sam is very sexist all of a sudden.     15:00 A tip - limit the options you provide other people.     15:30 Not everyone can buy an evening gown for a school program.     16:10 Handmade is not cheaper than store bought, but it is better. 17:20 Kim's Christmas present - she gets it early.     18:00 Handmade machinery - so sexy.     18:40 If this machine ever malfunctions, someone will die.     19:10 Getting manuals is either easier or much harder than it used to be.     20:00 No one makes anything anymore.     20:30 In the future, everyone will contribute or die. 22:00 Christmas tree fight!     22:30 Manatees are not mean.     23:10 Childhood Christmas trees.     24:30 LED lights awesome. Black trees dumb.     25:40 Which household knife is best? 27:00 We don't want your backtalk.     28:00 Be subtle, people.     29:00 Some stuff, it is not art.     29:30 It's better to look cool than to be a baby. 30:15 Boobs of doom.     31:30 How do you ladies not get knocked unconscious by our own boobs?     33:50 Oh, it's okay when Kim does it. 34:00 Call us - 206.339.4782. 34:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:30 Use our Amazon link - it's awesome! 35:25 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 35:26 Episode 0282 - Alone Time http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0282-alone-time/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0282-alone-time/#comments Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:22:56 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0282-alone-time/ On today’s show: Dirty words; a winner is you; gaming with kids; return to Azeroth; Kim gets invaded; drive like a Christian; kids in captivity; hooligan from hell; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0282-alone-time/feed/ crusades,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Dirty words; a winner is you; gaming with kids; return to Azeroth; Kim gets invaded; drive like a Christian; kids in captivity; hooligan from hell; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. On today's show: Dirty words; a winner is you; gaming with kids; return to Azeroth; Kim gets invaded; drive like a Christian; kids in captivity; hooligan from hell; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. 00:15 A special Christmas greeting for you. 00:30 Reclaiming dirty words. 01:30 Alone time. Need it. 01:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:00 Call us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 Our sponsors, love them. 02:20 Kimberly wins the accent contest. 03:30 Relaxing with the kids. Or not.     04:00 Sam's favorite thing - no one else will do it.     04:15 Except stupid games. Sam does not play stupid games.     05:00 If you don't want to be mocked, don't suck.     05:30 Ah, Rock Band.     06:00 If you don't practice, you don't get better.     06:30 Here's what happens when a younger kid beats an older kid at a game.     07:30 Why Sam is awesome by comparison. 08:20 The Return to Azeroth.     09:00 They will keep your character a long time, because it's made of cash. 11:00 Kim has her last sanctuary invaded.     12:00 Why some parents have to buy extravagant gifts.     13:30 Kim the personal shopper.     15:00 Sam's parents - on the show?     15:30 When old people pirate. 16:30 Drive like Jesus - or DIE.     18:00 Making fun of religion - the right way.     19:00 Stuff you don't see.     19:30 A single word of advice.     20:20 How you get people back in line with your religion. 21:10 A horror movie - for reals.     22:00 This is how you make a monster.     22:30 Things that we should be checking for.     26:30 A little talked about phenomenon. 27:45 The toughest Australian boy.     28:30 That is a lot of walking.     29:50 Kindergarten is where it starts, people.     31:20 The country high school. 32:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 32:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:00 The best way to start your day. 33:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 33:48 Episode 0281 - Black Friday Recap http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0281-black-friday-recap/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0281-black-friday-recap/#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:41:36 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0281-black-friday-recap/ On today’s show:  Irregular cycles; holiday traditions; line etiquette; Wal-Mart - you suck; nausea and lines; crushed by hordes; robbery decoys; poop ornaments; turkey rescue; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0281-black-friday-recap/feed/ Black Friday,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Irregular cycles; holiday traditions; line etiquette; Wal-Mart - you suck; nausea and lines; crushed by hordes; robbery decoys; poop ornaments; turkey rescue; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show:  Irregular cycles; holiday traditions; line etiquette; Wal-Mart - you suck; nausea and lines; crushed by hordes; robbery decoys; poop ornaments; turkey rescue; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - you won't get trampled by it. 00:30 Ladies, your cycles, please synchronize. 01:15 Black Friday madness. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Our sponsors - show them the love. 02:20 Black Friday ads this year sucked.     02:50 And they just didn't get any better, despite our longstanding tradition.     03:20 3:00 am comes really early.     04:00 Hey kids, 2:00 am is TOO early.     04:30 You have to sleep at least a little bit.     05:15 Kim sees the late night/early morning world for the first time.     05:45 Ihop - tasty at 4am.     06:15 This year, the name of the game was 'we don't have that.'     07:00 Sam's Black Friday verdict. 08:00 The rudest people on the planet.     09:15 You can't hold a spot when you've been waiting all night.     10:00 We should limit who celebrates holidays. 11:00 The Things in stores.     11:30 Thing 2 asserts her dominance.     12:30 Thing 3 feels sick.     13:45 The piss shivers.     14:20 The Blackberry Storm - awesomeness in a brick.     15:30 Cyclops has been working hard. 18:15 And Black Friday really goes overboard.     19:10 The last time Sam was out overnight.     19:30 No one is civil anymore.     20:45 Mob scenes truly suck. 22:05 Who knew decoys were so effective?     23:15 The news kind of keeps people honest.     24:55 Sam hopes that Prison Break ends on a high note.     25:30 Pushing Daisies - bring it back, people.     26:00 Just imagine Pushing Daisies on Showtime. 27:30 Poop ornaments.     28:50 You know, they did something like this on Mythbusters . . . 29:25 Don't be a gangster.     29:45 Or someone will crack your skull with a turkey.     31:30 Kim's kryptonite. 34:00 So they know you're a methhead and you still get to work there?     34:30 Scratch and sniff bottles are not cool. 35:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 35:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:00 Street Fighter II Turbo HD - Freaking awesome. 37:23 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 37:23 Episode 0280 - Turkey Day http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0280-turkey-day/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0280-turkey-day/#comments Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:57:36 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0280-turkey-day/ On today’s show: Family; turkeys; Thing 1 saves Thanksgiving; skin phobia; food denial; slaughterhouse turkey; chicken virus bombs; economic stimulus to the extreme; call us - 206.339.7482. 

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0280-turkey-day/feed/ family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,Thanksgiving On today's show: Family; turkeys; Thing 1 saves Thanksgiving; skin phobia; food denial; slaughterhouse turkey; chicken virus bombs; economic stimulus to the extreme; call us - 206.339.7482.  - - 00:00 Theme music - better than a sharp quill in yo... On today's show: Family; turkeys; Thing 1 saves Thanksgiving; skin phobia; food denial; slaughterhouse turkey; chicken virus bombs; economic stimulus to the extreme; call us - 206.339.7482.  00:00 Theme music - better than a sharp quill in your urethra. 00:20 Family isn't working out for Sam. 00:45 Kim gobbles. 00:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:15 Our sponsors, they love you. Love them back. 01:40 Thing 1 saves Thanksgiving.     02:00 Kim vetoes the fried turkey.     02:30 Finally, Thing 1's job comes through.     03:20 You don't know what you're missing if you just roast it.     03:50 Different, only not good.     04:15 Kim gets rankled about what she did or did not do on Turkey day.     05:15 A pie disagreement. 07:00 Let the dinner begin.     07:20 Thing 2 shows a little disgruntlement.     07:40 Hey, wait. This is skin.     08:20 It's an animal. Eat it.     09:00 Discovery channel triggers the skin phobia.     09:40 The chain reaction.     10:15 Oh, great, Thin 3 doesn't want to eat her turkey leg now.     11:00 Olive stuffing - the grossest of Thanksgiving traditions. 12:00 Kim refuses to serve a side dish.     13:00 A texture issue.     14:00 Thing 3 destroys a pie. WTF?     15:00 What is it about kids that they'd rather destroy food rather than not eat it? 17:00 Hey, this turkey is freeeeee!     18:00 Ah, the gotcha liberal media. Pew pew!     19:00 Slaughtering animals is not bad - some people are just sheltered.     21:00 If you know people are out to get you, pay attention.     21:45 Ah, childhood memories.     22:45 Kim vetoes a chicken idea. 23:00 Guess what - chicken trucks suck.     24:00 Livestock trailers stink. A lot.     25:00 Kim can actually smell television.     26:00 Pigs - both miraculous and disgusting.     27:30 Poached meat - disgusting almost always. 28:15 Screw your investors and die.     29:30 Scams work because there are plenty of stupid people.     30:20 This would hurt, a lot.     31:40 You can't kink the hose. 32:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:10 Our sponsors, check them out. 34:15 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 34:15 Episode 0279 - Indicators http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0279-indicators/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0279-indicators/#comments Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:49:12 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0279-indicators/ On today’s show: Scary stuff; a bad financial sign; cooking the turkey; decorating the tree; holiday homework; sit down, you brat; creative teacher; broke Santa; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0279-indicators/feed/ family,fried turkey,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Scary stuff; a bad financial sign; cooking the turkey; decorating the tree; holiday homework; sit down, you brat; creative teacher; broke Santa; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - poured like gravy right into your wee... On today's show: Scary stuff; a bad financial sign; cooking the turkey; decorating the tree; holiday homework; sit down, you brat; creative teacher; broke Santa; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - poured like gravy right into your wee little ears. 00:15 Welcome to our sexy, sexy show. 00:40 Chilling news. 01:15 He's not the president yet, people. Chillax. 01:50 A fitting punishment for the people who jacked the economy. 02:20 Sam fixes the economy. 02:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:30 Our sponsors, use them. 04:00 A blast of economic woes strikes the RWTY household.     04:00 We are not, in fact, frying a turkey this year.     05:10 More plans for savings that get shot down.     06:00 Oh, look, a spike in turkey prices. Shocking.     06:40 Sam wonders if Kim remembers how to cook a turkey.     08:00 Turducken just looks disgusting. 08:30 Kim cheaps out on the Christmas tree ornaments.     09:00 Kim peaked early on the theme trees.     09:40 No one has the patience to make ornaments with Kim.     10:15 Kim is just too good.     11:40 There will be a Christmas tree video. 12:30 The kids got slammed with homework over Thanksgiving break.     13:40 Helping Thing 3 with homework is maddening.     14:40 Holiday breaks make kids stupid, unfortunately.     15:05 Sam wishes for boarding school. 16:20 I said, SIT DOWN.     17:00 Sam doesn't see a problem with this.     17:30 In our school, there's a chance the bus might just roll over.     18:00 Why do you people make the ditches so deep?     18:30 Sam nearly vomits into the microphone.     19:00 Why do schools fight seatbelts? 20:00 The creative teacher.     21:30 Maybe schools just need to learn to budget.     23:00 We're not donating anymore, because everyone is screwed.     23:30 Sam's radical fix for the world.     25:35 Kim says a bad word.     26:00 Let's get our own house in order, first. 26:40 Santa goes broke.     27:20 Kim goes after Sam.     28:00 Santa's are not the same now as they were when we were kids.     28:45 It is not like this, at all.     29:30 A sinking feeling.     30:00 All non-Christmas holiday festivities are in full swing. Why?     31:20 Kim hates the gmail themes.     32:20 Sam is mean on Black Friday. 33:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:20 Podcasting - still in its infancy. 35:06 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 35:06 Episode 0278 - Flamebroiled http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0278-flamebroiled/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0278-flamebroiled/#comments Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:49:20 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0278-flamebroiled/ On today’s show: The universe attacks; financial screw-ups; a second job; Thing 1’s old people nightmare; nude photos; brain worm; exploding toilet; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0278-flamebroiled/feed/ brain worm,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The universe attacks; financial screw-ups; a second job; Thing 1's old people nightmare; nude photos; brain worm; exploding toilet; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - almost as good as warm turkey. On today's show: The universe attacks; financial screw-ups; a second job; Thing 1's old people nightmare; nude photos; brain worm; exploding toilet; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - almost as good as warm turkey. 00:18 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 How we do our notes and titles. 01:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Hallmark e-cards: don't send them. 02:40 Our sponsors, please to be checking them out. 03:00 Sam has a business idea. 04:00 Kim's underwear. 04:20 Go to the site; vote on who wins the Kim accent contest. 05:00 The universe continues to kick Sam in the junk.     05:30 How Kim cursed Sam.     06:15 Step 1 - the bank starts screwing things up.     07:00 Step 2 - buy a car in an emergency fashion.     07:30 Sam wants the buddy Jesus.     08:00 Step 3 - trust that everyone is telling you something like the truth.     08:30 Step 4 - watch in horror as you now owe way more money than you thought.     09:15 Step 5 - Wait while nothing happens and disaster looms.     11:00 The medical spending account to the rescue, sort of. 11:40 Sam gets a second job.     12:15 The perils of the second job.     12:45 The humiliation. 14:50 Thing 1 learns the value of Keigl exercises. Not like that.     15:45 Something you never want to do.     16:30 Thing 2's righteous indignation.     17:45 Teens don't care.     18:40 Kim the criminal. 19:00 Nude photos on your phone. Never good.     19:30 And the freaky salad days are over.     20:10 What people will do to your online photos.     22:30 There is no dollar amount to fix that.     23:10 The internet ruins things. 23:20 The dangers of fast food.     24:00 The brain stem is important. Real important.     24:45 There is video of this. So nasty.     25:30 A couple of cases where eating the pink is bad.     26:30 You should wash your hands anytime there is poo involved.     27:40 Worms in your head - knock me out. 28:20 Toilet hygiene - it's important.     28:40 Water closet. Please.     29:00 Thirteen year-old boys, aerosol, and fire. You know how this ends.     29:45 Burning down the woods.     30:30 Dangers of cleaning.     31:30 Not as exciting as you would think. 31:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 32:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:17 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 33:23 The Kim’s Accent Contest - At Last! http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-kims-accent-contest-at-last/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-kims-accent-contest-at-last/#comments Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:41:28 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/?p=566 Okay, after being a total slacker, I finally rounded up the sound files and set up the poll. Now, it is in your hands, fans of RWTY - vote on which of the following two clips you would like to win using the poll over yonder.

Clip 1 - Kimberly

Kimberly Contest Entry

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Shawn Contest Entry

]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/the-kims-accent-contest-at-last/feed/ contest Okay, after being a total slacker, I finally rounded up the sound files and set up the poll. Now, it is in your hands, fans of RWTY - vote on which of the following two clips you would like to win using the poll over yonder. - Clip 1 - Kimberly Okay, after being a total slacker, I finally rounded up the sound files and set up the poll. Now, it is in your hands, fans of RWTY - vote on which of the following two clips you would like to win using the poll over yonder. Clip 1 - Kimberly Kimberly Contest Entry Clip 2- Shawn Shawn Contest Entry Kim and Sam yes Episode 0277 - Scammers http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0277-scammers/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0277-scammers/#comments Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:18:16 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0277-scammers/ On today’s show:  Thing 4; new car excitement; bring your dad to school day; underwater stuffed animals; deadly virus; Miley Cyrus alert; volleyball camp scam; old dead lady storage; Jesus and Santa; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0277-scammers/feed/ family,kids,new car,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Thing 4; new car excitement; bring your dad to school day; underwater stuffed animals; deadly virus; Miley Cyrus alert; volleyball camp scam; old dead lady storage; Jesus and Santa; call us - 206.339.7482. - On today's show:  Thing 4; new car excitement; bring your dad to school day; underwater stuffed animals; deadly virus; Miley Cyrus alert; volleyball camp scam; old dead lady storage; Jesus and Santa; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm afghan on a winter's day. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:45 Thing 4 - we don't talk about her much. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:10 The new car.     03:00 Finance departments - not trustworthy.     03:45 Look, a salesman who can't tell time.     04:20 Oh, shady finance guy at a dealership. Shocking.     05:20 Getting totally screwed on upgrades.     06:30 Shutting down the car dealer. 07:00 Bring your dad to school.     08:30 It's a trap!     09:10 This isn't a good time for anyone.     09:30 Oh, yeah, my boss is going to take a note from the school.     10:00 Look, we want you in our schools, illegals. 11:00 Webkinz - we boycott them.     11:30 Oh, look. It's a secret virtual room for underwater animals. WTF.     12:15 Thing 3 cannot handle things she doesn't have.     13:00 Neopets - how they fail.     13:30 If only this were true.     14:15 Sam's new plan.     14:50 Virtual barn fire.     15:30 Sam gets lured back to WoW. Maybe.     16:00 A hard choice. Kim is freed. 16:45 Miley Cyrus is not dead. We swear.     17:30 People - do not get your news from youtube.com. It's not CNN.     18:45 Thing 1 - not as cool as she wants to be.     19:00 Sam is getting nothing for Christmas. Even though he was very good. 19:30 Volleyball camp scam.     20:00 Girls should know better.     21:20 What the world has come to.     22:00 Chicks dig old dudes. 22:45 Look, just keep it here for a little while, all right?     24:00 Just flush.     24:45 A toilet seat that vibrates - probably not necessary.     26:00 Puffy toilets - much more dangerous than comfortable. 27:30 Santa's list.     28:00 Santa adheres to the Bro Code.     28:10 Jesus, however, does not.     28:45 No needs? That doesn't sound like fun. 29:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 29:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 31:00 Episode 0276 - Bad Boys http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0276-bad-boys/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0276-bad-boys/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:57:49 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0276-bad-boys/ On today’s show: Cops; the hedgehog; PTA blackmail; police problems; graveside arrest; jail humpin’; call us - 206.339.7482.

 

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0276-bad-boys/feed/ family,hedgehog,kids,podcst,RWTY On today's show: Cops; the hedgehog; PTA blackmail; police problems; graveside arrest; jail humpin'; call us - 206.339.7482. -   - - 00:00 Theme music - warm and soft. 00:15 Pay no attention to the creaking chair. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482 On today's show: Cops; the hedgehog; PTA blackmail; police problems; graveside arrest; jail humpin'; call us - 206.339.7482.   00:00 Theme music - warm and soft. 00:15 Pay no attention to the creaking chair. 01:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 Hedgehogs - fun and angry.     02:45 Kim killed the hamster.     03:00 Thing 2 cannot replace a hamster with a hamster.     03:30 Sugar gliders. Annoying as hell. And hateful.     05:00 Male rodents, what's the deal?     05:45 AggieNole points us toward the hedgehog.     06:20 Hedgehogs are shockingly not hip to being poked.     07:00 The watchman was kind of weird.     08:20 Thing 2 gets scared by the hedgehog.     09:30 Hedgehogs are messy.     10:00 The hedgehog whisperer. 10:30 PTA Blackmail.     11:00 Don't make this so much work, people.     11:40 The PTA has too much power.     12:30 People get really attached to their own ideas. 13:20 New police cars.     13:50 Police need to learn to pull all the way over to the side on the road.     15:00 The DARE cops get a crappy car.     15:30 This is no longer a two-lane road. Here's your ticket. 18:00 Maybe you don't let your friends shoot your service revolver.     18:50 Please, people of Mexico in America, stop shooting your gun into the air.     20:00 Constables should probably keep control over their weapons at all times. 20:45 This is how you want to handle arrests?     21:40 Being a pallbearer sucks.     23:45 We understand that being a cop is hard and people suck. But really. 24:45 Jail humpin'.     26:00 The need for sex will make you clever.     27:00 When did Kinkos become so scummy?     27:30 A motorcycle update. 28:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 28:45 Email us rwtyshow@gmail.com. 29:00 Follow us on plurk. You know you want to. 30:08 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 30:09 Episode 0275 - Recycled http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0275-recycled/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0275-recycled/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:40:35 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0275-recycled/ On today’s show: Recycling; loss leaders; a catapult update; new car; conservation; hamster deathwatch; parrot savior; menaced by a wildcat; immigration snafu; call us - 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0275-recycled/feed/ family,hamster,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Recycling; loss leaders; a catapult update; new car; conservation; hamster deathwatch; parrot savior; menaced by a wildcat; immigration snafu; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - makes you tingly in your naughty places... On today's show: Recycling; loss leaders; a catapult update; new car; conservation; hamster deathwatch; parrot savior; menaced by a wildcat; immigration snafu; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - makes you tingly in your naughty places. 00:15 Welcome to the show.     00:30 A little information you should know before you drink from that cup. 00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Don't forget to use the Amazon link on our site to buy your Christmas gifts.     02:30 Some consumer lessons. 03:00 Sam's catapult update.     03:30 Teenage girls don't know anything about catapults.     03:50 Oh, look. The grading criteria changed arbitrarily.     04:50 Kim needs to learn to assert herself. 05:00 Picking up a new car is always a bunch of crap.     05:30 Sam did not, in fact, get the upgraded stereo. 06:15 Conserving, Kim style.     07:15 Sam likes him some Vonage.     07:40 Eating out is completely gone now.     08:40 Showers are being cut to a very short length.     09:20 Little kids don't really know how to tell time very well.     09:40 Kim teaches Thing 3 to estimate time using music.     11:00 Showertime antics.     12:30 We can see you, you know. 13:20 Small animal death watch.     14:00 The rapid decline of hamsters.     14:45 The final moments were a little rough.     15:30 Kim killed her hamster.     16:45 Small animal funeral services.     18:00 Disney torments the child.     19:00 Guinea pigs - too noisy to keep in your bedroom. 20:00 Willy the parrot saves a kid.     20:30 Sitter, do not leave the child unattended.     20:45 Bird, you are too smart and must be killed.     21:30 This is disgusting, do not do it.     21:50 Kim hates birds.     22:30 Kim's daddy issues. 23:30 Older boyfriends are bad for girls.     24:10 Another reason why the old boyfriend is bad for your daughter.     25:20 I'm a guard cougar. You're screwed.     26:30 Young people, they forget very quickly. 26:40 A story to make you cranky.     27:30 Sorry, we're too busy to deport criminals.     28:00 Let's use our resources wisely.     29:10 Volunteers could help.     30:00 Why is this not automated? 30:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 30:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:00 Check out our sponsors - they love you. 31:46 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes 31:46 Episode 0274 - Dead of Winter http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0274-dead-of-winter/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0274-dead-of-winter/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:41:25 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0274-dead-of-winter/ On today’s show: We’re back; lack of seasons; cold without a coat; Twilight - not what you think; splatterpunk please; zombie van; secrets; the dragon lady; saw to the head; DISD - bad school; dancers of death; call us - 206.339.7482.

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