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	<itunes:summary>The family podcast for adults</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<itunes:name>Kim and Sam</itunes:name>
		<itunes:email>RWTYShow@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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	<managingEditor>RWTYShow@gmail.com (Kim and Sam)</managingEditor>
	<copyright>2006-2008</copyright>
	<itunes:subtitle>RWTY</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>Episode 0770 &#8211; Suffering</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0770-suffering/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Cat injury; body dolls; lockup; lollipop infection; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0770 &#8211; Suffering]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Cat injury; body dolls; lockup; lollipop infection; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music, by demand. - 01:10 These cats think they own the place. - 03:15 No one needs to see this, much less a tiny girl.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Cat injury; body dolls; lockup; lollipop infection; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music, by demand.

01:10 These cats think they own the place.

03:15 No one needs to see this, much less a tiny girl.

 04:25 Kim to the rescue. Sort of.

 06:35 Such a humanitarian.

 07:25 Sometimes it is just better to hide the circle of life out of sight.

 10:05 Too many stray dogs - it is kind of crazy now.

12:00 Bodies, so many bodies.

 12:45 These are not life-sized dolls, they are mummies. And you should say that.

 15:00 This could be shocking.

 16:25 How do you find subjects for this study?

 17:20 Why? Why do we know this?

 18:25 This is our public service message. Take it to heart.

19:45 This is not as easy as you would think.

 21:00 Just open the door. OPEN THE DOOR.

 22:20 This is what happens when kids are involved.

24:05 Do not do this. DO NOT.

 25:10 Why would you do this? WHY?

 27:05 You cannot trust people you meet on the internet. You CANNOT.

 28:30 This is not a good suggestion.

 29:30 Thing 3 is obsessed with Ellen.

32:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:18 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0769 &#8211; Misdeeds</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0769-misdeeds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 15:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Chaos; bad friends; punishment; church porn; alien denials; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0769 &#8211; Misdeeds]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Chaos; bad friends; punishment; church porn; alien denials; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You cannot have a show without it. - 00:20 Kim is going to go and eat worms. - 01:20 Time passes. Deal with it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Chaos; bad friends; punishment; church porn; alien denials; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You cannot have a show without it.

00:20 Kim is going to go and eat worms.

01:20 Time passes. Deal with it.

02:10 There is a lot of chaos in our life. A lot of it.

03:30 This was not a fun Halloween.

 05:35 Not all people are good.

 06:50 We do not agree with these parenting choices.

 08:15 Do not try and lie to us, child.

 11:50 We will judge you. Whether you ask or not.

 14:45 This is the sad, but likely, ending.

 16:15 Sam is surprised. Very.

17:05 Plastic tubing is the best for dealing out punishment.

 18:20 There are significant limits.

 19:35 Doing this makes your kid a monster.

 21:20 When you start hitting, sometimes it is hard to know when to stop.

22:35 Some churches like their porn.

 25:05 This is a prediction. It will come true. Sam will not be surprised.

 26:30 This is not cool. At all.

28:40 Look, we do not know about your aliens. Sorry.

34:50 This will be a lucky day.

35:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0768 &#8211; Fraud</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0768-fraud/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 15:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Reality TV; bomb boxers; donkeytute; gamblers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0768 &#8211; Fraud]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Reality TV; bomb boxers; donkeytute; gamblers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Reality TV; bomb boxers; donkeytute; gamblers; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. We do it for you. - 00:23 Can we just put 2011 behind us? Great. - 01:40 Zombie tools are awesome.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Reality TV; bomb boxers; donkeytute; gamblers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do it for you.

00:23 Can we just put 2011 behind us? Great.

01:40 Zombie tools are awesome.

02:40 This is the definition of choking.

03:45 Kim had a real problem with Project Runway this year. A real problem.

 06:30 Sometimes, TV is very not fair.

 09:00 People can be fooled.

 12:20 There is a missing show. Deal with it.

14:00 Protect your body, boys.

 16:00 Despite what Kim says, these things are a fantastic idea.

 17:30 Kim is very hateful.

20:15 This is not just a regular donkey. It is a prostitute donkey.

24:40 Grimm is just better.

25:40 Marble gamblers.

 27:20 Ease up, kids. Ease up.

 28:00 How Sam got in trouble as a gambling child.

 29:40 Another horrifying tale from the days of yore.

 32:30 This is a good way to ruin everything.

34:43 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:48 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:25 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0767 &#8211; Disguise</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0767-disguise/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0767-disguise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Pumpkins and fear; arm guillotine; Craigslist doctor; fake cop; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0767 &#8211; Disguise]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Pumpkins and fear; arm guillotine; Craigslist doctor; fake cop; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,Halloween,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Pumpkins and fear; arm guillotine; Craigslist doctor; fake cop; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. So awesome, it hurts when you pee. - 00:20 We get a lot of that. - 01:25 This is a crippling attitude.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Pumpkins and fear; arm guillotine; Craigslist doctor; fake cop; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So awesome, it hurts when you pee.

00:20 We get a lot of that.

01:25 This is a crippling attitude.

 02:15 Kim hides it under a bushel.

 03:05 There is a lot of stuff in here. A lot.

 05:30 Some kids need to get their act together.

 06:00 These costumes were terrible.

 07:55 This costume is not awesome.

 11:45 Sam is not a Zombie savior.

 12:50 This kid freaks herself out.

 14:25 This will rot your mind.

 14:50 This part of pumpkin carving is no fun, at all.

 17:00 Deer gutter = pumpkin gutter.

17:45 I do not need this arm any longer. Good day, arm.

 19:15 The guillotine does all the work.

21:50 Doctors and drugs, the abuse will never end.

 23:35 This seems like a pretty easy job.

24:35 Look, I am totally a cop. Give me your credit card numbers.

 26:05 This is not as tricky as it sounds.

 27:25 Terrible laws, passed by terrible people.

30:11 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0765 &#8211; Powerless</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0765-powerless/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0765-powerless/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 14:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Being growed; bag of gold; body storage; genetic markers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0765 &#8211; Powerless]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Being growed; bag of gold; body storage; genetic markers; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, you know it. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 00:50 There are things you need to do when you move into an apartment.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Being growed; bag of gold; body storage; genetic markers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, you know it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:50 There are things you need to do when you move into an apartment.

 02:00 This is what happens when you do not do the right thing.

 03:25 Sometimes, you are powerless.

 04:10 This is how stupid people die.

 07:10 You people are animals.

 08:25 There is a difference.

 09:45 This is not how the real world works. It is not.

 11:50 Our country is doomed.

 13:15 Some kids are more useless than other kids.

 14:30 Bookstore? That is madness!

 15:50 These are ridiculous people.

17:00 This will NOT work. It will not work. EVER.

 19:35 Math. Here is how it works.

20:04 Not the kind of inheritance you want.

 21:35 Warning signs.

 22:50 Serial killer storage, just call!

 23:30 Do not put your mouth on the plastic.

24:15 I guess it is in the genes.

 25:50 The return of hitchhikers.

 26:55 Sam does not remember stories that he should probably remember.

 30:15 The unexpected lessons from Paranormal Activity.

30:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:08 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0764 &#8211; Victimized</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0764-victimized/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0764-victimized/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Stolen; armadillo attack; mom ejector; ex-con job; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0764 &#8211; Victimized]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>credit card fraud,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Stolen; armadillo attack; mom ejector; ex-con job; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It rocks so hard. - 00:25 Well, this is not fun. -  01:20 Pretty sure this is not for me. -  02:45 Ignorance is bliss.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Stolen; armadillo attack; mom ejector; ex-con job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks so hard.

00:25 Well, this is not fun.

 01:20 Pretty sure this is not for me.

 02:45 Ignorance is bliss.

 03:45 The worst has already happened.

 04:50 Why did no one catch this?

 06:00 It is the little things.

 07:20 This is annoying and embarrassing.

 08:40 Thanks for helping. Not.

 10:10 This is the appropriate response to the crime.

 10:30 Russian brides are quite inexpensive, apparently.

12:25 Attack of the dead, frozen, armadillo.

 13:50 There are limits to everything, even love.

 14:30 Let us not overreact.

 15:00 This was very seriously road killed.

16:30 Get out of here, mom.

 17:50 He is a grown man. Let him decide.

 20:50 These babies are problematic.

 22:00 Responsibility, learn it.

23:40 It is hard to find a job when you are an ex-con.

 26:00 What is wrong with people?

 29:00 Prison is big business.

 31:30 Way to go crimefighter.

 33:45 This would be sort of scary. Sort of very scary.

36:08 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:45 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0763 &#8211; Horrified</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0763-horrified/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0763-horrified/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 14:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Scary movie; babies and television; seed thieves; restroom rules; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0763 &#8211; Horrified]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Paranormal Activity 3,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Scary movie; babies and television; seed thieves; restroom rules; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. A little treat. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, Halloween people. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Scary movie; babies and television; seed thieves; restroom rules; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A little treat.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, Halloween people.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 Sam surprises Thing 3.

 02:25 Sam is not comforting.

 04:15 Why are there so many scary movies coming out around Christmas?

 05:40 This movie and its trailer are not the same, at all.

 07:15 Hey, I have seen this before.

 08:00 This is going to be inappropriate.

 09:25 The bigger the closet, the bigger the demon.

 10:15 There are no more scary movies. It is sad.

 11:40 Just read a little. Please.

 12:45 Civilized people act like animals when you treat them like animals.

 13:55 No, The Ring was not really scary, either. It was not.

 15:15 Haunted houses are not great for some kids.

 18:15 No more giant centipedes.

18:50 No TV for you, babies.

 20:00 Babies are pretty easy to raise, people. Really.

 22:00 Television is rarely good enough to just sit and watch.

24:05 Semen thieves. That is different.

 26:26 This seems like it would be easier than they are making it.

27:30 Students do not need to use the restroom.

 28:45 The public restroom debate continues.

 31:55 Why are you trying to trick these people? They do not care about you.

 33:15 Thing 3 locks up.

33:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0762 &#8211; Dysfunction</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0762-dysfunction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Family dysfunction; corn maze; pumpkin carver; swords punishment; driving kid; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It will never, ever change. - 00:30 We let the poets in. - 01:30 Thing 3 believes we are very dysfunctional.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Family dysfunction; corn maze; pumpkin carver; swords punishment; driving kid; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will never, ever change.

00:30 We let the poets in.

01:30 Thing 3 believes we are very dysfunctional.

 02:45 The more things change, the more they do not.

 04:25 Thing 3 needs to redefine gossiping for herself.

 06:30 Children do not know any better.

 07:00 Sometimes, kids make a mistake.

 08:40 Parents really should split up, sometimes.

 10:10 We really hardly ever fight.

11:05 This haunted house trend seems overly frightening.

13:50 Lost in a maze.

 15:35 It is made of corn, not concrete.

 18:55 Pumpkins really are crap this year.

 19:35 This poor guy is saddled with losers.

20:55 Strange punishment.

 21:10 Switches are not nice.

 21:15 But they are nicer than fighting with swords.

 23:15 Child abuse was pretty common back in the day.

 24:05 There are different kinds of bad.

 26:56 This costume is not happening.

27:25 I was driving real good, sir.

 29:55 This is very safe. Or not.

31:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

31:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:45 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0761 &#8211; Churchgoer</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0761-churchgoer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: iPhone; troubling child; basement dwellers; donations; pornnapped; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just for you. - 01:00 Oh, iPhone. We love you. - 04:15 This kid is trouble.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: iPhone; troubling child; basement dwellers; donations; pornnapped; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

01:00 Oh, iPhone. We love you.

04:15 This kid is trouble.

 06:40 There will not be any actual burning.

 07:55 Sometimes, church people are weird.

 09:40 Stop making me unhappy, Jesus.

 12:55 This show is kind of sad and overly gritty.

13:30 Get in the basement, you people.

 15:20 You cannot trust some people.

 17:35 Kim knows how to make this so much worse.

 19:00 It is Downs Designs, for those who want to know.

19:45 Watch out, kids.

 21:35 You can probably just ask for this particular fluid.

 22:55 Sperm donations is probably at hassle free as you would think or like.

26:00 Kidnap porn.

 29:15 People would buy this. A lot of people.

30:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:41 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0760 &#8211; Dating Game</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0760-dating-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Boy problems; chemical fight; baby thief; baby art; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 The theme music. It burns. - 00:25 Extra whipped cream is only for the nice people. - 00:55 It is a girl thing.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Boy problems; chemical fight; baby thief; baby art; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 The theme music. It burns.

00:25 Extra whipped cream is only for the nice people.

00:55 It is a girl thing.

 02:30 Lying to your father is not nice, ladies.

 04:00 This kid is not good enough for any girl. ANY girl.

 06:00 There are strict rules about touching. Or against touching.

 08:00 Well, that got awkward.

 09:35 Hay rides are good for romance.

 10:41 The devil is kind of awesome, if you think about it.

 11:45 The difference between us.

 13:50 Kim ruined this show for Sam.

14:50 This is not a good idea, people of Wal-Mart.

 16:00 Poison gas is not your friend. Not even a little bit, ever.

 18:15 The burn means you are dirty.

18:50 This is not very nice.

 20:45 Crazy people are crazy.

 22:40 The drive to procreate can be strong.

22:45 Hey, watch me have a baby.

 24:50 This may be more uncomfortable than you think.

 26:40 Here are some tasty appetizers.

 28:00 This will attract a creep.

29:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:28 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0759 &#8211; Government Work</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0759-government-work/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0759-government-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Desert; crime costs; special rates; treating kids; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0759 &#8211; Government Work]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Desert; crime costs; special rates; treating kids; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. - 00:15 Welcome back. That is correct. You are welcome. - 01:45 People need to be notified when they are annoying.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Desert; crime costs; special rates; treating kids; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music.

00:15 Welcome back. That is correct. You are welcome.

01:45 People need to be notified when they are annoying.

03:00 This kind of noise is not ever good.

 03:45 Look, no water.

 04:50 Bathroom fear.

 06:30 This is a serious hang-up.

 07:45 Yes, these are gross.

 09:10 This is the camel in your house.

 11:10 Please give us our water.

 11:46 Avalanche!

 12:55 This is really, really loud.

14:30 Sorry, folks, crime prosecution costs money. Lots of money.

 16:30 Be wary, men.

20:45 Hey, illegals. We have a prize for you in California!

 22:55 How could this be a bad idea?

25:25 Kids need treatment, too!

 31:30 Someone has to educate these kids.

31:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0758 &#8211; Charitable</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0758-charitable/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0758-charitable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0758 &#8211; Charitable]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It is like a little festival, in your earslot. - 00:15 Welcome back to our little show, all you people.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is like a little festival, in your earslot.

00:15 Welcome back to our little show, all you people.

01:30 Kim is pretty good at playing slot machines.

 02:05 This game is not nice.

 02:55 No risk no reward.

05:15 Volunteering is hard.

 06:45 Just put the information on your website, companies. Seriously.

 09:00 Paying to volunteer just seems wrong.

 11:20 Humans are more important than dogs. Usually.

14:30 Making people pies is mean. Serving them to unsuspecting customers is meaner.

 16:20 There are so many points during which you could just stop.

 19:10 These are not good options. Not good, at all.

20:57 Mark your calendars. This does not happen every day. Or ever.

22:40 Protect yourself from the nuts.

 25:25 Prions are not any fun. At all.

26:15 Do not smack talk me on the internet, kid.

 27:30 Online games make people rude. Very rude.

33:42 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0757 &#8211; Ill Informed</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0757-ill-informed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0757-ill-informed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Cleaning mishap; donor issues; oddness; class warfare; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. So special. - 00:30 We see a lot of this kid these days. -  01:35 This is a good way to get killed. -  02:55 Ladies,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Cleaning mishap; donor issues; oddness; class warfare; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So special.

00:30 We see a lot of this kid these days.

 01:35 This is a good way to get killed.

 02:55 Ladies, pay attention to your bleeding. Thanks.

 05:00 Not everyone is doing this well.

 05:45 It is nice to be right.

 06:20 Some people have few compunctions about this.

 07:40 Well, this is embarrassing.

 09:15 Some people forget things.

 10:50 Oh, child.

 12:30 There was an agreement, between gentlemen.

 13:30 Well, that is not nice.

15:30 A conundrum of perverts.

 17:55 These genes. They are awesome.

 19:15 Motives can taint everything.

 20:40 Hormones can make you crazy. For real.

21:30 You really should be careful what you tell people.

 24:40 It is just strange. Good stories can be like that.

24:45 Well, this is tone deaf.

 26:50 You guys are just sneakier, that is all.

 28:15 Stop calling these people lazy. Now.

31:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0756 &#8211; Now You See It</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0756-now-you-see-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Eye problems; tear our your eyes; home drinking; taxing the fat; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because we like you. - 00:15 It was a rough day. - 01:50 Shell shock. - 03:00 Being able to see is pretty important.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Eye problems; tear our your eyes; home drinking; taxing the fat; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we like you.

00:15 It was a rough day.

01:50 Shell shock.

03:00 Being able to see is pretty important.

 04:20 There is no choice in some matters. None.

 05:30 Reading glasses are pretty worthless.

 05:45 Monovision - a really bad idea.

 07:40 Big glass lenses are never going to be popular again.

 09;25 Maybe firkin lasers are the answer.

 10:25 This machine seems to be able to get my eyes to focus. Use it.

 11:40 Some of these tests are not very accurate.

 13:25 This light. It is scary bright.

 15:10 This is sort of scammish. In a big way.

16:00 Eyes. Who needs them?

 18:30 This is always a bad sign.

 19:45 Other religions are pretty tough.

 22:15 Sam does not actually believe this. He just say sit to get a rise.

22:45 People are drinking at home more. Yay?

 26:00 This is a terrible idea. Very terrible.

27:20 Taxing fat food.

 29:40 That&#039;s a lot of ores.

 31:30 Chicken and rice is good enough for me.

 32:40 Hard times ahead. Very hard times.

33:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0755 &#8211; Clueless</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0755-clueless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 13:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0755 &#8211; Clueless]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just what your morning needed. - 00:30 Stop crying, noobs. -  01:00 Stop being bad at games.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just what your morning needed.

00:30 Stop crying, noobs.

 01:00 Stop being bad at games.

 01:45 These statistics are kind of freaky.

02:35 Thing 2 has a date.

 03:50 Sam was lied to. LIED to.

 04:45 This is not who you ask a girl on a date.

 06:00 We must meet these people.

 06:50 Heartbreak and tragedy.

 07:50 The pain of revenge.

 09:45 Sam prepares to have words.

 10:50 This is rude, children. RUDE.

 11:45 Sam gets thrown under the bus. Very far under the bus.

 13:10 Well, that is surprising from an adult.

 14:30 Do not be rude, children.

15:00 The problem with artificial babies.

 16:45 Stop doing this, it will end in spider babies. Or flipper babies.

 18:45 Scientists, please stop. STOP.

 19:35 Just be honest. Please.

 20:50 People used to be smarter.

21:25 Way to go, idiots.

 23:00 Whooping cough, mumps, measles, TB.

 26:25 Oh, look. An outbreak. Joy.

28:45 Time to go back to jail.

 31:10 No one cares about these people, unfortunately.

32:30 There is no Fall this year. None. Zero.

32:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:08 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0753 &#8211; Milestone</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0753-milestone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Shopping; dead guy; evil Sony; anti-memorial; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because it is Friday! - 00:30 Gears of War. So awesome. -  02:00 The SOS is not too powerful. It is not. -  02:55 Gamer sizes are enormous.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Shopping; dead guy; evil Sony; anti-memorial; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because it is Friday!

00:30 Gears of War. So awesome.

 02:00 The SOS is not too powerful. It is not.

 02:55 Gamer sizes are enormous.

04:25 Shopping for wedding dresses.

 06:45 Not every dress is for every girl.

 08:55 It is not about the moms.

 11:25 Some decisions are made too quickly.

 13:35 Kim is not going to cry. Ever. Again.

16:35 Drinks for all my friends!

 20:25 Why do you ruin my shows?

22:50 Dear customers, we hate you. Love and kisses, Sony.

 26:10 Someone needs to be personally responsible when there is a problem.

29:05 Way to be self-serving, Mr. Mayor.

 34:05 Do not walk on this.

 36:00 There is no way to fix stupid.

38:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

39:13 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0752 &#8211; Contention</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0752-contention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 14:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Growing up; easily influenced; special church; pill pusher; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You want it. - 00:25 How is it possible that it is this hot? - 01:35 You kind of missed the window, Lucy.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Growing up; easily influenced; special church; pill pusher; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You want it.

00:25 How is it possible that it is this hot?

01:35 You kind of missed the window, Lucy.

03:30 Thing 1 comes to a realization.

 05:15 This would be unpleasant.

 07:15 Roommates can be a problem.

 09:25 This is a crime worthy of the death penalty.

 11:55 Waiting up for people is annoying.

14:05 This is the very definition of easily influenced.

 15:15 An empty hot tub is not really a hot tub.

 17:50 These guys are like your dumb, friendly uncle.

19:05 Now THIS is a church.

 21:20 There is no zoning for this kind of activity.

 23:25 There really is only freedom for ONE religion in this country. And that is not right.

25:20 Hey, look. Pills.

 26:30 This is not right.

 28:00 Security does not care about you. They do not care.

 29:15 This seems unnecessary.

 30:05 This seemed pretty fake. Pretty fake, indeed.

 33:10 The Last Exorcism was a terrible, terrible movie.

36:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0751 &#8211; Attention</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0751-attention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Dead Island; the musician; square pants; fired; corpse drop; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because you asked so nicely. - 00:20 Sam was an internet troll before there was an internet.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Dead Island; the musician; square pants; fired; corpse drop; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because you asked so nicely.

00:20 Sam was an internet troll before there was an internet.

01:05 Dead Island has some intrusive Live settings.

 01:30 It is a solid 3-star game. Nothing fancy, but not bad.

 02:30 Kim finds this odd.

 03:15 Can the zombie apocalypse NOT turn everyone into fantastic douches?

 04:30 This is not a quest, it is a chore.

05:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

05:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

06:00 Musical instruments can be very annoying.

 07:00 Some people lose interest when they get good.

 08:20 No one is good when they first start. It takes practice.

 09:40 Kim does not want to be a tutor.

 10:15 Some instruments are much worse than others.

 11:50 No one knows this stuff right off the bat.

 12:50 This instrument has no control.

 14:30 Everything is Kim&#039;s fault. Sorry.

 15:20 Time to cut the apron strings.

16:35 Oh, Sponge Bob.

 18:35 We know our TV.

 20:10 Some activities scramble your brain.

 21:20 It can be on all day, sometimes.

 22:40 Cannot focus. Must sleep.

23:15 I need a snack. You are fired.

 25:00 Maybe you should keep some candy in your pocket. Or something.

 25:50 Managers never really manage anymore. Ever.

 27:45 Your company hates you. HATES you.

29:35 Look, I need to leave this corpse here.

 32:00 Tacoma used to be pretty hardcore. Like. Hard. Core.

33:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:46 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0750 &#8211; Child Careless</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0750-child-careless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 13:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Zombies; parenting fail; library loudness; baby-sitter; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. We have to. - 00:25 Dead Island is okay. Not great. But okay. -  01:25 In the zombie apocalypse, life is hard.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Zombies; parenting fail; library loudness; baby-sitter; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We have to.

00:25 Dead Island is okay. Not great. But okay.

 01:25 In the zombie apocalypse, life is hard.

 02:35 There is no equality on Dead Island.

 03:30 You have to have a plan.

03:55 This parent is a horrible human being.

 05:35 Well, this was unexpected.

 07:15 Not the greatest environment for my kid to be in.

 08:50 Sometimes it only takes one bad impression.

 10:20 Kim needs a show of her own.

11:10 Stop laughing, kid.

 12:30 Kim is not impressed by library technology.

 14:15 You cannot really control the noise a baby makes. They are annoying.

 16:00 Penalties can correct behavior.

 16:50 When you do something bad, you must pay the penalty.

17:25 State baby-sitters are awesome. Or not.

 19:45 There are better solutions.

 21:55 These registries are sort of broken.

22:55 Be a good parent or get sued.

 24:05 Ingrates.

 25:20 You are a bad parent if you spend less than X dollars.

 27:00 There is something very wrong in this movie.

 28:35 Clean sheet day is awesome.

31:00 Kim makes some Halloween plans.

32:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0749 &#8211; No Justice</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0749-no-justice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 12:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Stuff and nonsense. Call us - 214.267.9899 -  - 00:00 Theme music. Kablam. Magic. - 01:45 There are priorities. - 03:30 Nintendo has lost Sam. - 04:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 04:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Stuff and nonsense. Call us - 214.267.9899



00:00 Theme music. Kablam. Magic.

01:45 There are priorities.

03:30 Nintendo has lost Sam.

04:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

06:00 The internet is very important these days.

 10:00 Pets can be expensive.

 15:30 Kids can learn things.

20:00 Feed your dogs. Or else.

26:00 This is my cow. I will do what I want with it.

 29:35 Armadillos are disgusting. Totally disgusting.

31:00 It is only a massage.

 32:30 You might have noticed that this case was going to be a problem.

35:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

35:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0748 &#8211; Lovesick</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0748-lovesick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 14:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Test star; lurer; troll; wood ipad; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just for you, personally. - 00:15 Welcome back, everyone. - 00:40 Some people have terrible attitudes today. - 02:15 Some kids boomerang back.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Test star; lurer; troll; wood ipad; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you, personally.

00:15 Welcome back, everyone.

00:40 Some people have terrible attitudes today.

02:15 Some kids boomerang back.

03:15 Hmm, what an odd change in attitude.

 05:35 It is important for kids to do well.

 07:50 Some teachers are jealous of their students.

 10:50 This would not mellow anyone.

11:45 Do not lure children.

 12:20 Or someone will punch you in the face.

 14:00 We should give everyone a list of things you do not do in America.

16:55 Why are you so creepy?

 19:25 You have many chances to end this madness.

 21:30 The moonies might be a regional thing.

22:20 Here is a tip. Ipads are not made of wood.

 24:05 Kim is not very sympathetic to your plight.

29:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0747 &#8211; Take That</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0747-take-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 14:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Back to school; snake biter; bee burner; bear puncher; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It is like that. - 00:15 There are devils in the works today. Sorry. - 01:45 There will be nothing left to watch on television.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Back to school; snake biter; bee burner; bear puncher; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is like that.

00:15 There are devils in the works today. Sorry.

01:45 There will be nothing left to watch on television.

 02:25 This is probably not how cancer works.

02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:50 Homework - Kim does not approve.

 05:10 Redistricting is really not fair.

 06:50 Heat makes people cranky. Very, very cranky.

 07:20 Do you live here?

 08:35 Stick to your guns.

 09:15 Why are you people so insistent?

 10:15 Listen. Learn.

 11:11 Gremlins - again!

 12:50 Traffic can go crazy.

 14:20 Confusion and sorrow.

 16:30 Everyone walks.

17:15 Snake biter.

 20:30 You cannot take a snake for a walk. Snakes do not walk.

21:50 Them bees gotta burn.

 23:40 Burning stinging flying things is not as easy as you think.

 25:40 Crows are mean, and need to die.

26:15 Take that, bear. Take that.

 27:50 Sam is not fighting a bear.

 29:35 Facial transplants are not the horror shows they used to be.

 30:20 Sam opts for the face plate.

 32:35 The phone will not save you from a bear.

33:25 Call us - 214.267.9899. Unless a bear is eating you.

33:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:14 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0745 &#8211; Bugged</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0745-bugged/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 15:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hill people; chimney boy; in the back; ring eater; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just for you. - 00:15 Welcome back, parasite hosts. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Hill people; chimney boy; in the back; ring eater; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

00:15 Welcome back, parasite hosts.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:05 Heading back to the ancestral homeland is almost never a good idea.

 02:15 There is nothing to do here.

 03:35 This will not end well.

 04:30 These people are dirty.

 05:40 Kim has deep psychological scars.

 08:00 Bugs. You have them.

 09:50 There is a history of bugs, people. A history.

 10:45 This comb is critical, and no longer available.

 13:45 Filthy is as filthy does.

16:10 I need a drink. Let me get in your chimney.

 17:25 There is something fishy here. Very fishy.

 19:00 We cannot trust children. They are sneaky.

 20:45 This is a strange transformation.

21:00 Come on, kid. Let&#039;s get in the back of the truck.

 22:00 This is not safe. Not at all.

 23:30 Not the best babysitter.

 24:30 Good sitters are not really affordable.

 25:55 The shape of your state is making you crazy.

26:20 I eat your ring.

 30:00 Butt jewels.

 31:50 This sickness is informative.

32:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:02 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0744 &#8211; Runaway</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0744-runaway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 13:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The apartment; murdervision; mean monks; love; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Like for superheroes and whatnot. - 00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, empty nesters. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The apartment; murdervision; mean monks; love; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like for superheroes and whatnot.

00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, empty nesters.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 Thing 1 and the dream apartment.

 03:00 Roommates kind of suck.

 04:30 These guys are not prepared for the beast.

 06:20 Once you are gone, you will know what you missed.

 09:45 Distance is an equalizer.

 11:15 Sam is excited about the change.

11:50 Your television is killing you. Very quickly.

 13:20 Television is not really that good, anymore.

 15:45 As things go away, they are not being replaced with things that are good.

 16:30 Take the Money and Run does not involve a lot of Running.

19:00 Mean monks.

 21:45 This is not as funny as you might think.

 24:05 Animals are meant for eating.

25:50 Men love more than women.

 26:45 Women fall out of love pretty fast.

 28:00 Attachment marriage.

31:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0743 &#8211; Rebel</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0743-rebel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Rebellion; honor culture; comb death; pretty rude; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0743 &#8211; Rebel]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Rebellion; honor culture; comb death; pretty rude; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You know. Because. - 00:15 Welcome back, all you naughty pandas. - 01:20 Some children are being a little rebellious.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Rebellion; honor culture; comb death; pretty rude; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know. Because.

00:15 Welcome back, all you naughty pandas.

01:20 Some children are being a little rebellious.

 02:40 This is sort of dangerous.

 04:00 Stop asking for dangerous things, child.

 04:55 This is trouble, but only for you, child.

 06:00 This kid seems nice enough, but she is kind of evil.

 07:45 Now we have to watch this kid carefully.

 09:10 Everyone loves cookie dough. But you cannot eat it all.

 10:00 We do not want to be those people.

 11:15 Shut up and go to bed.

 12:25 This is a terrible business deal.

 13:15 Kim and the hill people.

 15:25 Kim has a soothing effect.

16:00Â  Knock it off, white people.

 16:54 People do not understand what honor really is.

 17:40 This is how people die.

 18:30 How fights start.

 20:50 There used to be rules about fighting.

21:50 Comb your hair AND DIE.

 23:30 At least you could avoid combing the hair.

25:45 Pretty people are dicks.

 27:20 A lot of people get it. We do not.

30:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0742 &#8211; Responsibility</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0742-responsibility/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0742-responsibility/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 16:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Winners; handcuff dating; Swedish mom; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0742 &#8211; Responsibility]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Winners; handcuff dating; Swedish mom; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, winners. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. - 02:30 The big win.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Winners; handcuff dating; Swedish mom; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, winners.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 The big win.

 03:05 Kim took all the bad luck away with her.

 04:30 This is nerve-wracking, to say the least.

 07:20 Jaded.

 10:20 Sam is not nice.

 12:15 These mugs are pretty nice.

14:30 Politicians do not play by the same rules as the rest of us.

 16:35 The money is all gone.

 17:30 I am trying to avoid you. Do not handcuff me.

 19:40 Some guys cannot handle rejection.

21:30 In Sweden, apparently kids are just left on the sidewalks.

 23:10 This does not seem like China.

 25:20 We make our own problems, sometimes.

30:44 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0741 &#8211; Broken</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0741-broken/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0741-broken/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 15:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>broken nose,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The nose; vampire attack; child labor; flight pee; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because it is just that good. - 00:25 Sometimes, we do not have shows because people get hurt. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The nose; vampire attack; child labor; flight pee; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because it is just that good.

00:25 Sometimes, we do not have shows because people get hurt.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:50 We made plans. And then . . .

 01:15 This is why people should listen to Sam.

 02:35 Someone needs to learn how to tell time.

 04:25 This is just ridiculous.

 05:45 The horror of the grape soda.

 06:45 This idea is popular

 07:15 Well a ladder might work.

 09:25 Keys - put them in your pocket.

 10:35 And here is where the horrible thing happens.

 12:20 This stuff happens way too often around here.

 14:35 This is another case of people not listening.

 15:50 Some people do not want to take responsibility for their actions.

16:50 Vampire attack.

 17:55 This is a name any vampire would be proud of.

 19:30 Beware of leprosy.

 20:40 You should probably see some warning signs.

22:05 Help, I&#039;m being made to do slave labor.

 22:50 Kids have way too much free time these days.

 24:30 Magic.

25:30 Do not pee on people.

 26:40 Someone needs their head kicked.

 28:00 How are people getting all these drinks on flights?

 29:30 The trigger.

 31:15 Kim is very judgmental. Very.

31:30 Call us- 214.267.9899.

31:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:08 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0740 &#8211; Heat Wave</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0740-heat-wave/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0740-heat-wave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 14:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The bad hotness; fertile teeth; cancer boy; Charlie and the Wallet; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0740 &#8211; Heat Wave]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The bad hotness; fertile teeth; cancer boy; Charlie and the Wallet; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You are required by law to love it. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The bad hotness; fertile teeth; cancer boy; Charlie and the Wallet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You are required by law to love it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people.

00:30 It will never be cool again, much less cold.

 01:25 It is impossible to be anything but sweltering.

 02:50 It is too hot to cook.

 03:40 We will just live in the darkness.

 05:10 We are drying out, like lizards in the sun.

 06:10 No one is happy about this weather.

 07:20 You are going to kill all the children like this.

09:45 Floss your teeth, ladies.

 12:15 Kim is extremely fertile. Frighteningly fertile.

 13:00 This is a terribly disheartening thing.

14:25 Sorry, guys, but your boobs are filled with cancer.

 15:25 This kind of freaks you out when it happens.

17:15 Kids loses money, kid cries about it publicly.

 17:30 Kid gets money back.

 19:45 Some kids have to be taught a lesson.

22:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

22:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

23:25 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0739 &#8211; Wilding</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0739-wilding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 22:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The trip; copper thief; scary bunny;  drunk signing; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0739 &#8211; Wilding]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The trip; copper thief; scary bunny;Â  drunk signing; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Wild stuff. - 00:20 Do not be so mad. - 01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The trip; copper thief; scary bunny;Â  drunk signing; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Wild stuff.

00:20 Do not be so mad.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 This trip will end in tears.

 03:35 Standing on your own can make people mad.

 06:45 Take care of your sister.

 08:05 Show me how responsible you can be.

 08:35 This is not true.

 10:50 No one tells the parents anything.

 11:45 You are allergic to everything. Plan accordingly.

 13:25 Grandparent sabotage.

 15:10 Fine, move.

 16:50 The country is not as much fun as you think it will be.

 18:50 We are forgettable.

 19:50 The worst present, ever.

 23:50 You cannot always help people.

25:35 Meth heads are industrious.

 27:55 It is a vicious cycle. Do not become a drug addict.

28:30 Knock it off, bunny man.

 29:45 No one wants this.

 32:20 And now it is too far.

 35:05 This is not good for you.

35:55 This is a lot of money for drunks to deal with.

 37:20 This used to be fun. Now it is not so much fun.

 38:35 Someone should have known.

 39:00 This kind of fear is something the new generation does not understand.

 40:20 Doom is in the air.

40:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

41:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0738 &#8211; Conspiridiots</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0738-conspiridiots/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0738-conspiridiots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 15:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Coffee ranters; drunk mayors; video game killer; super lawyer; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - because it is already recorded. - 00:25 You miss a lot if you do not come to the live show.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Coffee ranters; drunk mayors; video game killer; super lawyer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - because it is already recorded.

00:25 You miss a lot if you do not come to the live show.

01:50 Kim is not a fan of most of these ads.

 03:05 This is not nice.

 03:35 So, so gross.

05:50 People are upset, but can we not have a calm cup of coffee, please?

 08:00 No one needs this.

 09:50 Product placement is horrible.

 11:05 These are secret messages.

 15:00 The problem with religion and the law.

 17:25 This could be kind of sexy.

18:15 Drinking while in charge.

 19:45 Things were different in the old days.

 23:50 This is not functional. This is just being a drunk.

24:35 Video games can and will kill you. Be warned.

29:20 This woman is tough. Really tough.

 31:30 Could Sam become a lawyer?

 33:25 Things are getting bad for everyone.

35:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:27 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0737 &#8211; Charity</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0737-charity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0737-charity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Good deed; urban foragers; sex injury; low demand; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You know you need it. - 00:15 Welcome back to our show. You know, the show. - 00:50 It never ends. Ever. - 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Good deed; urban foragers; sex injury; low demand; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know you need it.

00:15 Welcome back to our show. You know, the show.

00:50 It never ends. Ever.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 Sam hates this place. Hates it.

 05:30 Sometimes, cheap cake is the best cake.

 08:03 This is why we cannot have nice things. Stupid people.

 09:30 What do you want?

 11:30 Sometimes you do not have to ask.

 13:05 You need to learn this stuff when you are little. Or else bad things will happen.

 16:50 These are not skills, you should probably just know them.

18:00 Urban foraging - now against the law in NYC.

 20:50 Sometimes people do get out of hand.

 23:50 These goats look like they would be tasty.

25:05 Sex on the job.

 28:30 There is a difference between hotel sex and home sex.

29:55 Porn loses its luster.

 32:55 The internet is often subject to the angry whims of housewives.

 35:05 This is how Lord of the Rings was nearly ruined.

35:58 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:28 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0736 &#8211; Blah</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0736-blah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 14:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The weather; book crisis; the hole; self surgery; facial recognition fail; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0736 &#8211; Blah]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The weather; book crisis; the hole; self surgery; facial recognition fail; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It is how we roll. - 00:25 Oh, children. How the lazy days of summer vanish.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The weather; book crisis; the hole; self surgery; facial recognition fail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is how we roll.

00:25 Oh, children. How the lazy days of summer vanish.

01:25 You do not know what hot is.

02:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:50 Twelve weeks is pretty much plenty of time to read a book.

 05:00 Stop wasting time, kid.

 06:45 You can read, stop acting like you cannot.

 08:45 People should just do what they are supposed to do.

 10:00 This is just proof that some teachers are mean.

 12:30 Some people underestimate their skills.

 14:30 This is what it is like when you have kids.

15:30 There are things living in your belly button.

 18:50 This is just gross and strange.

20:00 Self-surgery is not a good idea.

 22:00 Kim would just tape it all back in.

 23:20 Things you can buy out of a comic book.

 25:15 Sam misses out on a monkey.

25:50 Guess what, you are a criminal.

 29:40 Sam has a plan. So does his nephew.

31:22 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0735 &#8211; Family</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0735-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 13:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Visitors; pool loving; shaving; abuse; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0735 &#8211; Family]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Visitors; pool loving; shaving; abuse; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. What choice do we have? - 00:15 Yeah, summer time. Things slow down. - 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Visitors; pool loving; shaving; abuse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. What choice do we have?

00:15 Yeah, summer time. Things slow down.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Surprisingly good kid.

 04:00 This is really not a good way to have a conversation.

 06:00 This would be crazy expensive, so no.

 08:00 The mall.

 09:50 There was no violence, which is shocking.

 11:30 The push out.

 12:15 I am bored.

 13:15 This room is only for company.

14:50 Get out of the pool, you filthy animals.

 16:50 Pools are kind of gross.

19:20 Head shaving.

 20:15 Better just shave it all.

 21:30 Your head might be shaped funny.

 23:00 This ring was rotting out of her face.

23:50 Well this is not very nice, at all.

 24:35 There needs to be a law about this. A big, important law.

 27:00 Decimated does not mean devastated.

 28:15 This show is not really as exciting as you would think, or hope.

 30:00 Well, this is challenging.

33:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:42 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0734 &#8211; Wellness</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0734-wellness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0734 &#8211; Wellness]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it just would not be a show without it. - 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. - 01:15 Sam does not get this show.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it just would not be a show without it.

00:15 Welcome back, peoples.

01:15 Sam does not get this show.

02:30 Weeds kind of cheated.

04:00 Wow, we are really behind on posting this show. Soooorry.

05:30 Sam has a plan to make things more intriguing.

06:30 Some kids cannot stick with a plan.

 08:00 Whoa, a stranger likes some stuff.

 09:00 You need to sell to people you do not know.

 10:30 Sam has a hard time with mornings around here.

11:50 Fried potatoes will make you fat. Shocking.

 13:00 Everything is a drug, everything is bad for you.

 14:35 There are good fries, and bad fries. Learn the difference.

 17:55 This is the appropriate color for steaks.

19:00 This is a very sad story.

 20:00 Wear your helmet. WEAR IT.

23:25 Just got paid? Prepare to die.

 25:50 Sam has a theory.

 27:40 This store is awful.

 28:40 Scooter-riders are awful.

 30:30 Some people are just not nice.

 32:45 Why would someone do such a thing?

35:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:55 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0733 &#8211; Injustice</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0733-injustice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 14:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The trial; the inmate issue; suitcase escape; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0733 &#8211; Injustice]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>Casey Anthony trial,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The trial; the inmate issue; suitcase escape; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It is what it is. - 00:45 Kim is not pleased. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:05 This is like a timewarp. -  02:15 And it is over.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The trial; the inmate issue; suitcase escape; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is what it is.

00:45 Kim is not pleased.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 This is like a timewarp.

 02:15 And it is over.

 03:45 No one can even believe this happened.

 05:45 Kim has doubts.

 07:00 There has to be a reason for this insanity.

 09:30 This has to be a hard job. A thankless, unhappy job.

 11:30 Some predictions.

 12:30 There are unfortunate events on the horizon.

 15:30 People change their minds.

18:35 This word does not mean what you think it means.

 19:35 They could call you many other things that you will not lie.

 21:45 Judges should be meaner.

21:50 Get in the suitcase.

 25:10 Girls are not going to be in the mood in this place.

 27:20 Kim gets gross.

 28:55 There are flaws in the system.

31:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0732 &#8211; Just Dance</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0732-just-dance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0732 &#8211; Just Dance]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, baby. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show! - 00:25 Brain explosion. -  01:20 This is a strange problem.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, baby.

00:15 Welcome back to the show!

00:25 Brain explosion.

 01:20 This is a strange problem.

 02:30 The GPS has made people a little less used to finding their way.

 03:40 Mapsco - a work of art that is dying out.

04:30 Kim is a giver.

 06:30 People just do not understand.

 08:00 You do it.

 09:15 Respect. Learn the word.

 10:40 Do you have this skill? No? Shut up.

12:10 You should not put your privates in a bag.

 13:45 People are crazy.

 15:15 Blood. You need to keep it on the inside.

18:05 Cat burglar. For real.

 21:40 The backyard is the place for cats to hang.

 22:25 Birds - they are mean.

 23:15 Crows are evil. For real.

 24:15 The original bird gang.

24:35 It is alive. And in your ear.

 25:55 No one wants this. No one.

 27:25 It is shockingly soft.

29:38 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0731 &#8211; Networking</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0731-networking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0731-networking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 13:33:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0731 &#8211; Networking]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It is all you could ever want. - 00:15 Welcome back. Seriously, welcome. - 00:30 Lots of little vacations. - 01:30 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is all you could ever want.

00:15 Welcome back. Seriously, welcome.

00:30 Lots of little vacations.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 Hell is other children.

03:30 This is serious bizness.

 04:45 Social media. It can be very useful.

 05:50 Some people just do not stick with it.

 08:25 Sudden respect.

 09:40 Thing 3 really wants this.

 11:30 Thing 3 is kind of mean.

 14:15 No kid ever appreciates their achievements of their parents.

15:15 Do not do this.

 19:00 Sometimes you get in trouble.

22:20 Hypnotism - apparently, kind of dangerous.

 24:55 Use your brain.

26:05 Kim does not approve of this story.

 29:25 How do you miss a body in a pool? No one knows.

31:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:45 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0730 &#8211; Biology</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0730-biology/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0730-biology/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 14:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0730 &#8211; Biology]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because we can. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 00:30 Sometimes being stupid is better.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we can.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:30 Sometimes being stupid is better.

01:45 This does not need to be in food.

02:45 These kits are kind of pricey.

03:25 Kim does not like yard work.

 06:00 This is why Sam lives in fear.

 07:50 Kim learns her lesson.

 09:10 Well, this did not work out.

 11:45 Kim will one day cut off her arm doing this.

13:10 Do not do this, lactaters.

 16:45 It is just good, clean, milk.

18:30 Here are your teeth. Sorry.

 20:10 The hospital is not a fun place.

23:00 Well, this is confusing.

 24:25 We cannot all be as advanced as you are.

 29:55 You have to give everyone time to catch up.

31:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0729 &#8211; Russia</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0729-russia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Swimsuits; aliens; guard dog; deadshock; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. We do our best. - 00:35 Why do companies do this? - 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Swimsuits; aliens; guard dog; deadshock; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do our best.

00:35 Why do companies do this?

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

02:30 Kim buys a swimsuit.

 03:40 The problem with hill folk.

 04:45 Difficulties.

 06:25 Modesty is important.

 07:30 Sam gets yelled at.

 09:10 Well, this is not pleasant.

 10:00 Tight equals strong, apparently.

 12:05 This is harder than Kim thinks it is.

14:25 Aliens. They are out there.

18:25 Guard dog.

 19:40 Some of this sounds like fun.

 20:25 You kind of get a sense of where the kid is.

22:20 Shocking. Really, it is shocking.

 23:45 Embalming is painful if you are not, you know, dead.

 25:20 You need to check a little more carefully.

 27:20 This is not really a fair point.

28:30 Leave the monkeys alone.

 29:45 This really is very sad.

30:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:43 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:08 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0728 &#8211; Weird Magnet</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0728-weird-magnet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 14:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Winners; hobby sites; pee water; squirshed; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You know it. - 00:15 Welcome back, winners. - 00:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Winners; hobby sites; pee water; squirshed; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know it.

00:15 Welcome back, winners.

00:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 This system really does work.

 02:30 The win and loss theory is messed up.

 04:30 This is a nice guy, who turned into a pain.

 06:50 Do not get crazy.

 08:00 Just settle down.

 09:00 This was a little scary.

 10:35 There really ought to be a law.

 11:40 These odds are pretty good.

 14:05 Sam gets freaked on.

 18:25 The peeing thing can get to be a problem.

21:55 A hobby website, that is all.

25:00 Well, it is just a little pee.

28:00 This is just not nice.

 29:45 Sam would just like things to be clear.

 32:00 There is no way this was coherent.

33:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0727 &#8211; Fearsome</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0727-fearsome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 15:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Earwig; Horror; bagel face; potty spy; pool dangers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0727 &#8211; Fearsome]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Earwig; Horror; bagel face; potty spy; pool dangers; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - we do it for the cookies. - 00:30 Sam feels like a failure. -  01:25 Small town life is not safe. -  03:00 Deal with the bugs, kid.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Earwig; Horror; bagel face; potty spy; pool dangers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - we do it for the cookies.

00:30 Sam feels like a failure.

 01:25 Small town life is not safe.

 03:00 Deal with the bugs, kid.

 04:15 These are not easy to smash.

06:35 These books are too scary.

 08:15 There are plenty of computers to watch this on, kid.

 08:45 Strange time to get brave, kid.

 09:55 Some things scare a kid pretty hard.

 11:30 This place was freaky.

 12:15 This book broke Sam.

 14:35 Very quickly, this got to be too much for Thing 3.

 15:45 Kim should not have read this book.

18:00 This is gross and dumb.

 20:15 This does not look good.

 21:10 This looks awful.

22:20 Potty spy.

 23:30 Why do people have to be so strange?

 24:55 Kim knows now fear.

25:50 Pools are dangerous. ALL POOLS.

 28:20 Keep an eye on your children. Please.

 29:40 Kids can learn to swim pretty fast.

31:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:05 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0726 &#8211; Defensive</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0726-defensive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Pool spiders; gross food; missing the point; death sleep; smoking; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You know you want it. - 00:15 Welcome back. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Pool spiders; gross food; missing the point; death sleep; smoking; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know you want it.

00:15 Welcome back.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

01:40 This is pretty unpleasant.

 02:50 These are sizable.

 03:30 Stop being gross, spider.

 05:00 Go away, wasps.

 06:00 This is so unpleasant.

08:10 So much grosser than you think it is.

 10:35 Cooks should not gross people out.

11:45 Missing the point.

 13:10 This is too much soda.

 15:15 This used to be so good. Now it is so not good.

16:25 How you sleep can kill your baby.

 19:45 People should not do this. Ever.

 20:35 Oversharing old people are the worst.

21:00 This does make sense and is the way it should be.

 22:30 Do not be rude, smokers.

 23:35 This would fix the problem.

 25:30 This is not pleasant.

28:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

29:28 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0725 &#8211; Fixed</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0725-fixed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 14:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Breakage; wasp attack; spoilage; wife search; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it sets a mood. - 00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. - 01:30 Kim breaks things, again. -  02:35 Oh, look.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Breakage; wasp attack; spoilage; wife search; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it sets a mood.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 Kim breaks things, again.

 02:35 Oh, look. It broke.

 04:25 This is why Sam is broke.

 04:50 Sam is bored.

 07:00 Sometimes you just have to replace your stuff.

08:00 Kim nearly dies.

 09:30 Kim is deathly afraid of wasps, with good reason.

10:50 Sam has become very picky about stories he will listen to.

13:55 Kids are spoiled. A lot.

 15:20 This does not help things.

 16:35 The pain of a writer.

 17:50 People are crazy.

18:30 Handsome PaulÂ  needs a wife.

 20:50 Kim the mentalist.

 22:30 The internet has broken us.

24:00 Jury duty.

 26:30 Some people are overly honest.

28:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0724 &#8211; Penalty</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0724-penalty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 14:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Unemployment; punch out; peanut attack; unpleasant; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0724 &#8211; Penalty]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Unemployment; punch out; peanut attack; unpleasant; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that is the stuff. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Unemployment; punch out; peanut attack; unpleasant; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that is the stuff.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Things are tough for kids today.

 04:25 Some jobs make you unpleasant.

 05:35 This will have long-term, really horribly consequences.

 06:45 Kids may have to be entrepreneurs to get ahead in the world.

 08:25 Sam has a suggestion, but it gets very little play.

 09:50 Kids do not listen to their parents.

10:35 Sometimes, you have to punch.

 11:55 In the olden days, this was not so much of a problem.

 12:50 People just need to relax a little.

 13:45 Old ladies live too long.

15:30 The peanut attack.

 17:17 It only takes a tiny particle.

19:00 An unpleasant situation.

 20:30 These are questions that raise concerns.

 22:45 Some kids know too much.

 23:50 This dolphin is dangerous. Very dangerous.

 24:55 Sam has a new plan.

27:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:08 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0723 &#8211; Madness</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0723-madness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 15:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Stupid people; terror hornets; uterus recursion; breast cows; fear of the internet; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know what it means. - 00:30 The sickness keeps coming. - 00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Stupid people; terror hornets; uterus recursion; breast cows; fear of the internet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know what it means.

00:30 The sickness keeps coming.

00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 Stupid people waste tons of time and money.

04:50 Just give Sam the power.

05:50 Cleaning the car outside is never pleasant.

 07:30 This is just not nice.

 08:30 Ingrate.

 09:30 How do you make people respect your authority? No one knows.

 11:45 It is hard when someone in your house grows up.

 12:45 This would be so easy, and so nice.

14:30 Here is how we save on our entertainment bill.

15:05 This will end in tears. Lots of tears.

 17:10 This recursive uterus experiment will not work out well.

 19:55 Science is just making with the crazy now.

21:25 How could this go wrong?

 22:25 This really is not human lactation, but it is close.

25:00 This will destroy the entire internet.

 27:15 We cannot make the internet safe for the weak.

 28:25 You are not smart enough to be making laws like this, so stop.

30:10 This is now how those are supposed to look. Seriously.

30:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0722 &#8211; Work Out</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0722-work-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 17:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The collapse; infomercials; parent trap; customer disservice; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0722 &#8211; Work Out]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The collapse; infomercials; parent trap; customer disservice; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. We do it for the fans. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people who do stuff around the house. - 01:20 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The collapse; infomercials; parent trap; customer disservice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do it for the fans.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people who do stuff around the house.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Things fall apart. Around here, they fall apart a lot, and very quickly.

 03:10 This doesn&#039;t seem like a great thing to have in your pool.

 04:30 Again, the people who built this pool are not our friends.

 05:30 This is not going to be a leisurely trip.

 06:10 Customer service is kind of dead.

 07:15 The puzzle from hell.

 08:50 This makes people lose their minds.

 09:35 You cannot film an infomercial in some neighborhoods.

 12:10 This doesn&#039;t make you any friends.

12:45 How to embarrass your kids.

 13:30 If you tell a parent this, you get what you deserve.

 15:20 Our kids are pretty good about this kind of thing, really.

16:15 Weasel attack.

 19:45 The Great Hamster of Alsace would be awesome.

 21:10 No one likes Aquaman.

22:45 Apparently, you cannot pay in pennies anymore.

 25:35 No one does what they should, they always do less.

 27:00 Stop letting people take your money.

 28:00 Pickle juice infects everything.

 28:50 This just isn&#039;t that good.

32:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:55 Email us - rwtyswho@gmail.com

34:15 This movie is actually horribly awesome.

37:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0721 &#8211; Grow Up</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0721-grow-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0721-grow-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 14:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Face holes; lack of control; money cures everything; deer parts; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0721 &#8211; Grow Up]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Face holes; lack of control; money cures everything; deer parts; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Oh, theme music. - 00:25 Not everyone who thinks they are is an adult. - 00:50 People used to just grow up.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Face holes; lack of control; money cures everything; deer parts; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Oh, theme music.

00:25 Not everyone who thinks they are is an adult.

00:50 People used to just grow up.

 01:50 This is pretty much the definition of a loser.

02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 Cold shoulders.

 03:50 This is a strange hair color.

 04:45 Not a good look.

 05:25 Kool-aid is a legitimate hair dye.

 06:20 Sam is not respected.

 07:30 If you have a metal allergy, you should not put it in your face.

 08:30 Kim cannot even wear earrings.

 09:00 This can happen, you know.

 10:00 This cannot be fun.

 11:30 We are not as stupid as our kids believe.

 12:15 This would be very unfortunate.

 13:35 You have to be careful, kid.

 14:40 Even Sam has allergies.

 15:35 This is the same way your grandmother went.

17:25 Oh, this will not go well.

 19:30 Make him pay, lady.

 20:15 This is not an addiction, you are just stupid.

 22:40 Ladies do not want to see these pictures, gentlemen.

23:25 It is nice to have money.

 24:30 We could pay you, or not.

26:45 All kids like deer parts.

 28:00 Just own up to your foolishness.

 29:20 This does not work out for you.

30:25 Kim is too nice.

 31:30 Sam is evil, it is just his way.

 32:30 Kim has a pain.

33:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:20 This is known as an opportunity cost for Sam.

34:15 Send us email - rwtyshow@gmail.com

34:55 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0720 &#8211; Judgement Call</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0720-judgement-call/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0720-judgement-call/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 14:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0720 &#8211; Judgement Call]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. A special gift. - 00:15 Welcome back, people. - 02:15 Apple steals the thunder. - 0315 Kim is the Apple Whore.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A special gift.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

02:15 Apple steals the thunder.

0315 Kim is the Apple Whore.

04:10 Sam hates car shopping, especially when it is not for him.

 05:10 Settle down, child.

 07:20 Sam tells the kid how to do it.

 08:10 Stop being silly, child.

 08:50 This is a bit of an oversight.

 09:40 Air conditioning is important in Texas.

 12:50 Monetary penalties are the way to go.

 15:15 This is a terrible plan.

18:25 Hypmotism.

23:45 Do not make us get mean.

27:50 Chicks do not dig this.

35:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0719 &#8211; Mommy Fixation</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0719-mommy-fixation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0719-mommy-fixation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 17:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0719 &#8211; Mommy Fixation]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>Casey Anthony trial,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know you love it. - 00:30 Kim has a fixation. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you love it.

00:30 Kim has a fixation.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:15 Kim is kind of creepy during the day.

 02:15 This trial is intriguing. But there are limits.

 03:15 How is this a defense? 

 04:15 Sam knows about this by osmosis.

 06:00 This sounds like a pretty good theory.

 07:00 This is a lot of lies.

 08:00 This is not a good way to lie.

 09:30 This is not fun.

 10:00 Kim spells out the law.

 10:50 This is a lot of time.

 11:15 This is not what Kim expected.

 12:50 This seems a little odd.

 13:30 Strange behavior.

15:15 We could probably just stop watching TV.

 17:30 Rationing your episodes is important.

 19:00 This is what TV should be like.

 19:50 How do you make the honey badger boring? Put it on NatGeo.

 21:30 Make TV like this.

 22:45 This show is going to be kind of crazy.

24:35 Do not touch the junk of Texans.

 25:15 This is not something you could really do.

 26:30 Ladies do not like this.

 27:15 You can do it yourself, but it still has to suck.

28:30 Pick your pants up.

 29:35 Public transit in the metroplex is a joke.

 30:15 This is definitely going to create a problem.

 31:25 Kim can cover it, everyone else should, too.

33:45 Do not forget your wife.

 34:35 People do not normally get lost like this.

 37:20 Sam has his eye on you.

38:33 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0718 &#8211; Jerkholes</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0718-jerkholes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0718-jerkholes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 13:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0718 &#8211; Jerkholes]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,stick horse rodeo</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Rocking your socks off. - 00:15 We are picky about our hobo accents these days. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Rocking your socks off.

00:15 We are picky about our hobo accents these days.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:05 Finally, noodling is legal in Texas. We have waited so long.

02:30 Sam gets no credit for the things he is good at.

 03:00 Pool disaster.

 04:00 Old-timey things are beter.

 04:50 This sounds so easy.

 05:20 We are so strong.

 06:15 We make do with our tools.

 06:45 The kid does not know what he is talking about.

 07:15 Thanks for almost killing us all.

 09:25 Why does no one believe this can be fixed?

 11:05 This would make things much easier.

13:00 Horspes. How gross.

 13:45 This hardly seems right.

 15:40 This is not a good idea.

 17:20 Sam does not like this movies. They are abusive.

19:00 This girl is NOT nice.

 21:25 Kids are pretty serious about their cell phones.

23:35 Hey, consumer. Shut up and consume.

 24:00 Here is how the law is used to hose you, the innocent citizen.

 27:30 Children are quite disturbing.

30:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0717 &#8211; Gap</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0717-gap/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0717-gap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0717 &#8211; Gap]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It will change you. - 00:40 Kids think Sam is incompetent. At everything. - 01:15 Sometimes, dancers get badly injured.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will change you.

00:40 Kids think Sam is incompetent. At everything.

01:15 Sometimes, dancers get badly injured. In humorous ways.

 02:10 Strippers often do not have a routine.

03:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:25 Thing 1 begins the car quest.

 04:25 Going to the dentist before work is just not good.

 05:30 Independence has a price.

 06:05 We will help the kid, but this is what we warned her about.

 07:30 Feel the burn and the fear.

 08:30 Always bargain.

 09:30 Sometimes, people get what they deserve.

 11:00 Sam does not like little kids.

 12:00 This is totally untrue.

13:40 Hazing is not nice.

 14:10 Now it is all about making people feel bad about themselves.

 15:25 Cheap hot dogs are not nice.

 18:15 Why do people have to be told when they are doing things wrong?

19:18 Stop going to college.

 20:20 Most people do not use their degrees.

 22:30 These are not stupid kids.

 25:30 Sam has a plan that is not altruistic.

 26:00 Kim disagrees.

27:30 No school for you, middle class people.

 28:30 You are screwed, unless you are very rich, or very poor.

 29:50 Why are normal folks always getting hammered by the government?

 32:00 Things are going to change.

33:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0716 &#8211; Decisions</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0716-decisions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0716-decisions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 15:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0716 &#8211; Decisions]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It will warm you right up. - 00:15 Welcome back, happy people. - 00:30 It is time to get brave, kids. - 01:25 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will warm you right up.

00:15 Welcome back, happy people.

00:30 It is time to get brave, kids.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Well, this does not sound good.

 02:50 It is one flea. Settle down.

 04:30 This medicine often makes the dog insane.

 05:50 Kids used to get bugs on them. What happened?

 07:10 Bug invasion.

 08:10 What means the most to you?

 09:20 Kids do not get it.

 10:35 A special form of calisthenics.

11:30 So hungry. Must kill chicken.

 13:00 The deer conundrum.

 14:30 You can get feathers off a chicken pretty quick.

 14:50 This is old school.

16:40 What recession? Ipads for all!

 17:20 There is a pricing issue here.

 18:30 Someone made a fortune on this.

 20:30 No one cares how much money they spend. No one.

 21:17 This is a new plan for Sam.

21:40 Sorry, fat-bottomed girls.

 23:30 There is no basis in fact for any of this.

 25:00 Sitting will kill you. Dead.

 27:35 Everyone has a problem with these seats.

 28:50 This is not an advancement. It is, in fact, a return to the olden days.

29:35 This room is too hot.

30:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0715 &#8211; Prey</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0715-prey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0715-prey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 14:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0715 &#8211; Prey]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,tornado</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Listen carefully for the hidden message. - 00:30 There were storms and tornadoes. Deal. - 01:30 It was a little scary.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Listen carefully for the hidden message.

00:30 There were storms and tornadoes. Deal.

01:30 It was a little scary.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:50 The end of the school year is upon us.

 05:15 This is not for our kids.

 06:20 Work the middle of the curve, school. The middle.

 08:20 Why is this our problem?

 10:00 Now it is just hot.

 11:15 No one is happy about this. No one.

 12:50 Maybe you should try not to eat the entire summer.

 14:10 This should not be so difficult.

15:00 Stay away from the toddlers, Facebook.

19:30 This is not nice.

 21:15 Moms can be mean.

22:20 No guilt.

 24:45 This would be depressing.

 27:33 There is a missing book, almost for sure.

29:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

30:48 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0714 &#8211; Vacated</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0714-vacated/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 15:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Brink; the free vacation; ostracism; suspended; ugly pictures; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0714 &#8211; Vacated]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Brink; the free vacation; ostracism; suspended; ugly pictures; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. So soothing. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of RWTY. - 01:10 How is this even possible?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Brink; the free vacation; ostracism; suspended; ugly pictures; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So soothing.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of RWTY.

01:10 How is this even possible?

 01:50 Where is the dumbass filter button?

 02:50 Plumbers. You need them.

 04:10 Look at your career.

05:30 Free trips are fun.

 06:35 We end up not losing money.

 07:20 Yay, another free visit.

 08:15 Slot machines should be more like games.

 08:50 Progressives are far too much fun.

 09:35 This is almost like stealing.

 11:30 Things go badly for Sam.

 12:10 You old people, you go home now.

 13:30 Stop getting in the way.

 14:45 Kim gets freaked out by the tournament.

 16:05 Old people do not have a lot of stamina.

 17:15 Kim makes it to the semifinals.

 18:30 Sooo close.

20:20 Ostracism hurts.

 21:20 Men get hurt more.

 23:35 This was the worst.

 25:00 Kim was not popular.

26:00 Facebook at school does not work out.

 27:20 There is a difference here. A big difference.

 28:25 There is a continuum. Pick a spot on it.

 30:00 The internet makes us rude.

 30:50 This should get you punched in the throat, very hard.

32:20 Oh, look. Pictures.

 33:30 How is this okay?

 34:45 It is not a party for anyone involved.

 35:50 Keep the government out of your lady bits.

 37:30 Girls can influence boys.

 38:55 Sam has an escape plan that is not exciting for anyone.

39:55 Call us - 214.267.9899

40:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

40:44 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0713 &#8211; Raptured</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0713-raptured/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0713-raptured/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 13:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0713 &#8211; Raptured]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it totally rocks. - 00:25 No one was raptured. No one. - 01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it totally rocks.

00:25 No one was raptured. No one.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 What good did this do? Oh, right. None.

 03:30 Our kids begin freaking out.

 05:30 You can get a last-minute pass if you play your cards right.

 06:30 It is kind of hell around here.

 09:45 Bad is bad.

 10:58 Thing 2 has a plan that is foiled by oversleeping.

 12:45 Sam would head for the hills, too.

 13:25 Maybe the rapture wouldn&#039;t be so bad, after all.

14:20 The visa lottery is not nice.

 17:30 Diverse people do not band together. It doesn&#039;t happen.

18:00 This is not the right lesson to take away from this.

 20:15 This was not hidden.

 21:45 Sam will just keep this a secret.

 23:05 You will wish you had keep the money. Guaranteed.

24:00 Kids were evil, and now they have to eat a sammich. Big deal.

 26:20 People are babies.

28:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:43 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0712 &#8211; Out</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0712-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 14:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0712 &#8211; Out]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just what you asked for. - 00:15 Goodbye, children. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com - 02:10 The fight.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just what you asked for.

00:15 Goodbye, children.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

02:10 The fight.

 02:45 It is a give and take.

 03:15 We were not being mean.

 03:55 Great, people go crazy.

 05:00 Nobody threw you out.

 06:00 You can always go home.

 07:00 This is a real problem.

 08:00 Sam is not pleased.

 09:40 We are not unreasonable people.

 11:11 This is not making a good impression, in any way.

 11:45 All you have to do is say something.

 13:00 Oh, look at the ring.

 14:45 If Sam were mean, this is how it would go.

 16:10 The number is up.

16:20 Who is setting my yard on fire? Oh, it is my wife.

 17:10 How do you respond to this kind of thing?

 19:40 Things have to get totally out of control in a case like this.

22:30 Oh, look .Pr0n.

 23:55 This is important to let people know, so they understand.

 25:45 Some things are scary.

 26:40 Scarring moments in childhood.

 27:50 This was all pirated.

29:00 Some people have all the luck.

 31:00 Congratulations, you work from home.

 31:30 Just do it and get back to work. Thanks.

 32:00 You no longer have the right to privacy, you loon.

 33:00 This would not end well.

36:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0711 &#8211; Dancer</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0711-dancer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0711-dancer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 12:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0711 &#8211; Dancer]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because we are on vacation. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you adult-type people. - 01:25 This makes people uncomfortable.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we are on vacation.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, you adult-type people.

01:25 This makes people uncomfortable.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 Dancing. It is hard for kids.

 03:20 This is what happens when you are too damned picky.

 04:00 Kim does enjoy the experience, no matter what she says.

 05:00 Pre-shopping could have solved some of this.

 06:10 Kids may need to be a little restricted.

 06:45 Things were different, because we knew better.

 07:45 It has to be the right KIND of dress.

 09:15 Cut your hair, we dare you.

 10:00 Parents do not know anything.

 11:33 Shoes that do not fit make Thing 3 cranky.

 14:15 Wear them or do not, no one cares.

15:45 Permission to beat your child, please.

 17:10 How did this get rejected?

 18:30 This is the argument.

 19:55 Loser pays is actually winner pays.

21:00 Big Brother is watching your fries.

 22:25 You have control over this, schools.

 24:50 This is ridiculous, and it will always be ridiculous.

 25:35 There are easier answers than what you people are doing.

26:35 It is all too sexy. Way too sexy.

 30:05 This may be a case of people seeing things very differently.

 30:50 This is too boring for Kim.

 32:25 Here is a simple rule.

33:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:10 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0710 &#8211; Malfunction</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0710-malfunction/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0710-malfunction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 14:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0710 &#8211; Malfunction]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>dishwasher,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that what it is. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the RWTY.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that what it is.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the RWTY.

00:30 Sam was made to suffer because Kim would not listen.

00:50 Email us- rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 The dishwasher saga.

02:20 Just buy the thing. Now.

 03:55 In-store inventory should sort of be like in-store inventory.

 06:15 This is not possible, do you understand? 

 07:20 Two more days is not possible.

 08:15 This is like having a sword hanging over your head.

 09:00 This seems simple.

 09:15 Water should not smell like this. Ever.

 10:35 This is kind of a scary thing to find.

 12:00 Adjustments were made.

 13:00 Well this is different.

 14:15 Watersplosion.

 15:05 Five hours is a lot.

 16:40 Home Depot takes all the money.

 17:45 Works like a charm.

18:30 Brink. Such a terrible game.

19:15 This girl should not have to cheer.

 21:25 No one cares about justice anymore.

 22:35 All sports should go away, now.

 23:50 How is a parent supposed to handle this?

24:50 Fat people are contagious. By sight.

 26:15 Your genetic material just wants to survive.

 27:05 Dieting is not working the way it should.

 28:50 This is a stupid amount of food.

 29:40 How do you get lost for this long?

30:35 Burn it down!

 32:15 Kids and fire are a bad mix.

 33:25 Seems funny, but it was not.

35:15 The gift that keeps on giving.

36:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:56 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0709 &#8211; MF</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0709-mf/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0709-mf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 14:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0709 &#8211; MF]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - maybe it is time for something new. - 00:40 Moms are something else. - 02:30 The big mom dinner.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - maybe it is time for something new.

00:40 Moms are something else.

02:30 The big mom dinner.

 03:20 Why is guacamole so expensive?

 04:10 Kim gets toys for her special day.

 04:45 Oh, now you get it.

 05:45 Manage expectations, kid. Manage them.

 06:40 This is a good idea, regardless.

 07:40 This is not a card, it is a screed.

 08:50 Oh, this name is wrong.

 10:20 This was not as nice as it could have been.

 12:15 Kids are getting kind of antsy.

13:35 The inappropriate doll.

 14:30 This will not make squeamish Americans happy.

 15:35 Kids are really more down with just having a plain old doll.

 16:15 Stop making things weird, people.

 17:35 Pressure release.

 19:50 Just be a little polite.

20:55 Internet kissing. Not necessary.

 22:10 Kim is curious about the parts.

 24:10 This is not what kissing is like. Honest.

25:00 This is not nice.

 26:10 Kids are kind of strange, you just have to accept it.

 27:35 This is how to mess up your kids head.

 29:20 Sometimes there are bad things, but not usually.

32:26 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0708 &#8211; Turbulence</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0708-turbulence/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0708-turbulence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 14:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0708 &#8211; Turbulence]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music is so sweet, it hurts your teeth. - 00:15 Welcome back, apathy. - 00:50 Things need to get better. - 01:25 Call us- 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music is so sweet, it hurts your teeth.

00:15 Welcome back, apathy.

00:50 Things need to get better.

01:25 Call us- 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:25 Things are going to crap.

 03:10 Old ladies are scrappy.

 03:50 Home invasion.

 04:40 Go get them, granny.

 05:15 You remember strange things in times of stress.

 06:40 Naked defense rarely works.

 07:45 This would cause most people to reconsider their actions.

 09:05 This is one good thing about Texas.

 09:35 Things are every scarier in small towns.

10:45 Your lady pocket is not the place for sharp things.

 12:10 Kim would never hide anything here.

 12:56 Things can move around down there.

 14:10 This is a special thing, treat it nicely.

15:20 Your rented laptop is spying on you.

 16:25 These places are everywhere, and they always rip you off.

 18:45 Just get rid of the cameras on laptops. Now.

20:10 Bath salts will get you really high, apparently.

 21:45 Just think of the goat.

 22:50 Oh, Bailey.

 24:25 Some goats can lead you on.

 25:50 This is a sure sign you are too high.

 27:40 Think ahead, people.

 28:50 This is stressful for me.

 29:55 Shame is a powerful motivator to not be a loser.

 31:30 Draw a line.

 32:45 Kim just says no.

34:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

35:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0707 &#8211; Ended</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0707-ended/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 14:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Awesome; school stealer; corporate shenanigans; birth determination; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. So worth it. - 00:15 People are angry. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Awesome; school stealer; corporate shenanigans; birth determination; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So worth it.

00:15 People are angry.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:05 Kim and email - a match not so heavenly.

02:45 We are usually pretty big on the pictures of dead folks.

 03:50 Stop wrecking the things.

 04:35 Guys do not let guys forget this kind of stuff.

 05:42 This is pretty much what we figured would happen. 

 07:00 People need proof.

 08:10 Inflame away.

 09:00 There is an order to things.

 09:45 Fear works pretty well.

 10:45 This is the true crime.

 11:55 When you lie, you have to come clean.

 12:35 Oh, teenagers.

 13:20 Some people cannot remember, some cannot forget.

15:10 Stop stealing school.

 16:15 You would think you would get ninja at this stuff.

 17:35 How are we supposed to feel about this?

 19:00 This is how you fix issues.

 19:45 Make it about smart kids, not rich kids.

 20:45 In Texas, it is all about your sports teams.

22:00 How the big boys get you.

 23:30 Serfdom is the way of the world in IT.

 24:30 Google has a very stratified society.

 26:00 This will destroy your soul.

29:50 When you are born will determine everything about your life.

 31:40 Scientists are not to be trusted.

 33:00 People are stupid.

35:40 This diet makes Sam angry.

37:11 Call us - 214.267.9899.

37:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

38:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0706 &#8211; Violence</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0706-violence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 14:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Video games; period injuries; phone divorce; get a job; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0706 &#8211; Violence]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Video games; period injuries; phone divorce; get a job; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - warm honey for your earhole. - 00:30 Just video games from now on. - 01:50 The charge for video game controllers is ridiculous.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Video games; period injuries; phone divorce; get a job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - warm honey for your earhole.

00:30 Just video games from now on.

01:50 The charge for video game controllers is ridiculous.

 02:35 Thing 3 has to move it.

 03:10 People are all having a good time, until Kim looks at the TV.

 04:00 X-Ray attacks are awesome.

 04:15 This is not really true.

 05:40 There is a jump in game intensity. 

 06:30 Sore losers.

 07:20 This ninja is awesome.

 08:20 Hug it out, little monkey.

 09:05 It is back on with Gears of War 3.

10:05 Period time - it is for getting hurt.

 11:00 Kim never keeps track of this.

13:00 Divorce by phone.

 13:55 The Bloody Mary of divorce.

 15:10 You could send it one word at a time.

 15:35 Sweeping your yard is not a mark of success.

 17:10 The prairie kind of sucked.

19:40 Get out, slacker.

 20:50 Some kids suck.

 21:50 Perpetual students. This is a bad idea.

 23:00 These people are not as smart as you might think.

 24:00 No experience = no job.

 25:45 Those days over over, MBA babies.

 27:55 People wait too long to start living life.

28:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:55 Kabal rules!

30:12 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0705 &#8211; Kafka</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0705-kafka/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 14:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hacked; sleepy head; the littlest gun runner; prostitute; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0705 &#8211; Kafka]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hacked; sleepy head; the littlest gun runner; prostitute; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - something to listen to while Sony gives away your money. - 00:15 Oh, Sony. - 01:40 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Hacked; sleepy head; the littlest gun runner; prostitute; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - something to listen to while Sony gives away your money.

00:15 Oh, Sony.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 Sony says they are sorry, but you have been haxx0r3d.

 02:30 This is completely the fault of Sony.

 03:20 How long did they wait? They waited a week.

 04:15 There have been some fraudulent charges, you see.

 05:25 Please do not be an ass, credit card boy.

 06:20 Time to call the bank.

 06:50 How do you miss the big charge here?

 08:20 Look, your debit card is dead. D-E-A-D.

 09:10 The police do not want to hear about your problem.

 10:00 The bank does not want to hear about your problem, either.

 11:15 Please, someone needs to hear about my crime.

 12:45 What do you do, if you do not deal with internet crimes?

 14:30 No one cares, no one wants to hear it, you lose.

 15:30 Give it to the feds.

 16:40 None of this makes any sense, at all.

 17:40 Please, someone talk to me.

 18:20 The bank does not believe me, the government does not believe me.

 19:20 If it were your money, you would not be happy.

 21:15 Apparently, I am a liar.

 22:10 And we have come full circle.

 23:40 People do not care.

 24:40 Problem solved.

 25:25 Burning seems like the solution.

25:35 Sleepy head.

 26:40 Everyone was too sleepy to help Sam.

 27:30 What happened to the prince?

 30:45 Keep feeding rats bad things.

 31:25 Paleo diet makes Sam aggressive.

32:00 Elementary gun sales.

34:20 Prostitute for dad.

 36:20 Surely there is a site for this.

 36:50 You could probably get something for twenty bucks.

38:20 Sam would like your side of the story.

40:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0704 &#8211; Behavior</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0704-behavior/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0704-behavior/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 14:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Storm weather; unruly; wheelchair chaser; wrecking boys; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0704 &#8211; Behavior]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Storm weather; unruly; wheelchair chaser; wrecking boys; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - not quite as awesome as a pot of gold, but close. - 00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:38 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Storm weather; unruly; wheelchair chaser; wrecking boys; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not quite as awesome as a pot of gold, but close.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:38 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:10 Tornados, fires, hail - it is like being in Egypt.

 01:30 Sorry, car dealerships.

 02:25 Metal tents will save you. Maybe.

 03:00 Warnings are not the same as watches.

 04:15 Be safe, but not too safe.

 05:50 This is crimping Sam and his riding.

06:40 This is not a good idea.

 09:40 The monkey rule is now in effect.

 10:00 Kicking should be allowed.

11:45 Wheelchair attack.

 12:50 Electrified!

 15:00 Stop coddling jerks.

16:00 This kid is trouble.

 19:00 It is not as complex as you think.

20:35 How embarrassing.

 22:45 This is not true.

 24:50 The paleo diet is making same crazy.

 27:00 Corn is not even food.

28:48 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0703 &#8211; Hunger</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0703-hunger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 21:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Survivorman; paleo diet; termites from hell; food tamperer; Sony fail; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0703 &#8211; Hunger]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Survivorman; paleo diet; termites from hell; food tamperer; Sony fail; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back, starving people. - 00:25 Sam has something in common with Survivorman. -  01:15 Cabin fever is bad for you.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Survivorman; paleo diet; termites from hell; food tamperer; Sony fail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, starving people.

00:25 Sam has something in common with Survivorman.

 01:15 Cabin fever is bad for you.

 01:35 How do people do this?

 02:10 This is how things would end for us.

02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 The diet paradox.

 03:30 This sounds okay, and then not okay.

 04:10 There is not enough food to fill the void.

 04:35 This is not fair.

 05:15 Satisfaction is lacking.

 06:10 So much worse than quitting smoking.

 08:20 Kim is a spartan, Sam is a hedonist.

 09:25 This is the sadness.

 10:20 This seems reasonable.

 11:30 Punishment is a good motivation.

 12:15 Where is the food going?

 13:15 Sometimes total abstinence is the only solution.

 14:10 Calorie counts are for losers.

14:30 Termites ate my money!

 15:35 Corruption is just crazy in some places.

 16:45 These are evil creatures. EVIL.

 17:45 You just do not wait for vermin to overrun your home or place of business.

18:45 You should not do this.

 19:15 This is a going to jail offense, even though it seems prankish.

 20:00 You are too old for this foolishness.

 21:25 Do not eat food you find. Do not.

 22:00 Kim hurls because she thinks she should hurl.

 23:20 Food you find is never safe. Honest.

 24:00 Pranks, plan them.

24:45 Thanks, Sony.

 25:10 Look at all that personal data. It is gone.

 26:40 Places should be more careful.

 27:50 Penalties should hurt.

 29:00 No one will get paid for the pain.

 29:40 CEOs need to pay.

 30:30 The sudden lack of money can be horrifying.

 31:15 Shotguns should be left alone. Forever.

31:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:45 Emai us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0702 &#8211;  Break Down</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0702-break-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 16:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Frogs; collapse; cryer; magical; re-education; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0702 &#8211; Break Down]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Frogs; collapse; cryer; magical; re-education; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It has a flavor. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, frogs. - 00:30 Oh, frogs. - 01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Frogs; collapse; cryer; magical; re-education; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It has a flavor.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, frogs.

00:30 Oh, frogs.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 The collapse.

 03:00 The microwave is roont.

 03:50 The microwave has a specific, unique function.

 04:30 Installing a microwave over the range is not a simple task.

 06:00 Nothing is as simple as it seems.

 06:30 Kim goes all brute force.

 08:00 This is how Sam will die.

 09:35 So why did no one tell Sam this?

 10:45 Jigsaws are not great for working upside down.

 12:30 Kim mows the lawn, or not.

 13:50 Stop buying crap.

 15:00 Ah, the olden days.

17:00 Scary, but do not be scared.

 18:10 Why is this a surprise?

 20:00 Babies are troublesome.

 21:00 And now we are messing with the bonobos.

 22:00 This monkey cannot handle the language.

 24:00 Hard truths.

 26:10 Kim has no compassion.

26:30 This is not magical.

 27:40 This is not great money.

 28:40 Strangers in a cab is not an adventure.

 30:30 None of these people are smart. None of them.

31:00 How to change kids you do not like.

 32:45 This happens here, just as much as elsewhere. Stop it.

 35:10 This is how we make the world worse for everyone. Everyone.

 36:40 Ah, discrimination. So common.

 37:00 Kim finds zealots to be unsympathetic to other religions. Shocking.

 38:50 Stop it, hipster proselyte.

41:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

41:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

41:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0701 &#8211; Calamity</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0701-calamity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 14:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0701 &#8211; Calamity]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Better than a caveman. - 00:15 Welcome back, people. - 00:45 Miracle showdown.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than a caveman.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

00:45 Miracle showdown.

 01:25 This is what Sam gets annoyed by.

 02:15 It is like starting over again.

02:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:10 Girls with mustaches.

 04:00 This is the time when you try to prove you are a man, but you are not.

 05:00 Some people are very hairy.

 06:15 Some people are not hairy.

 07:10 This is really quite mean.

 08:00 Some times are hard.

 10:00 People should have known.

11:00 Calamity! 

 12:30 Thing 3 is kind of a joker.

 13:00 Oh, it is just a library fine.

 13:50 Olden days.

 15:50 Libraries are probably done.

16:30 Falling baby.

 17:50 You take a big risk in catching a faller.

 19:35 No one watched Sam, and look how that turned out.

22:05 Please do not smoke, or stab me in the face. Thanks.

 23:30 Ban together, good citizens.

 24:50 This will destroy society.

 25:50 There should be punishments.

26:00 Pr0n in the library.

 27:25 This is not for everyone.

 29:05 A quick lesson in economics for you.

 30:45 Go to JAIL.

 33:15 Sam has a new system of justice.

 34:15 This is a big crime.

34:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:03 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0700 &#8211; Rip Off</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0700-rip-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 14:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Lego crap; mom aid; false security; insulting injury; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Not for hipsters. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people. - 00:30 When daughters lie. - 00:43 We have done a few of these.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Lego crap; mom aid; false security; insulting injury; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Not for hipsters.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

00:30 When daughters lie.

00:43 We have done a few of these.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 The trip to Lego Land.

 02:30 Then why did I pre-order?

 03:15 You better get priority treatment for this price.

 03:45 Time slots are very rough estimates of how long you will wait.

 04:55 This is not a waiting area, it is a corral.

 05:40 Wait, this is a guided tour event.

 07:20 This part is very cool. But only this part.

 08:20 Well, that was short and unpleasant.

 09;20 You cannot even sell me fun stuff. You suck.

 10:45 This does not seem like much fun.

 13:00 This is not even lego.

13:20 How your mom will take care of you.

 14:25 Kids do not feel like leaving.

 15:20 Generation Loser.

 16:50 Make it harder.

 18:40 There is no return.

19:10 False sense of security.

 21:00 This is not as safe as you think it is.

 24:30 This is why it is a bad idea.

25:30 Insult to injury.

 26:30 You have to really keep an eye on your surrogate.

 30:00 Kim will never play Mortal Kombat.

31:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:52 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0699 &#8211; Hipster</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0699-hipster/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0699-hipster/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 14:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hotel Hell; hipster food; mean teacher; lonely ladies; evil video games; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0699 &#8211; Hipster]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hotel Hell; hipster food; mean teacher; lonely ladies; evil video games; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back, anti-hipsters. - 00:50 Call us- 214.267.9899. - 00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Hotel Hell; hipster food; mean teacher; lonely ladies; evil video games; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, anti-hipsters.

00:50 Call us- 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:35 We were told this town was neat.

 02:00 The worst.

 03:15 Wow, this is a stupid amount of money for parking.

 04:45 Where is our gift bag?

 05:25 Oh, great.

 06:15 Wait, wi-fi is not free here?

 06:50 You cannot be serious, can you?

 08:00 The worst cookie in the world.

 09:25 Dining out. Or not.

 09:55 So . . . not really a restaurant.

 10:50 Well, this is not convenient.

 11:50 I do not think this is possible.

 12:50 Not even pizza? Damn.

 13:45 There just is not any food here.

 14:40 The bats are hiding.

 16:20 There are weird things in Texas.

16:50 Mean teacher.

 17:35 A bad hair choice.

 18:35 Some kids do not have good taste.

 19:45 This is not as private as you think it is.

 21:10 No one had good judgment here.

22:10 The lonely ladies.

 23:00 Sam makes a sweeping generalization.

 23:50 People are different now.

 24:55 This will be a bigger problem than people think.

 26:20 Society is not a great place for dudes.

27:35 Video games will kill you dead.

 29:50 Even natural food is only sort of natural.

 30:45 Canned meat is not your friend.

32:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0698 &#8211; Knock Off</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0698-knock-off/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0698-knock-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 14:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0698 &#8211; Knock Off]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Heartwarming. - 00:15 Welcome back, fakers. - 00:40 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Heartwarming.

00:15 Welcome back, fakers.

00:40 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Taking pictures in bad places.

 02:45 This was not nice.

 04:00 This is serious.

 05:00 This is what an adventure is.

 05:40 It is only nice until people arrive.

 06:25 Oh, there may be a dead person here. Sorry.

 07:50 Do not call me if you run afoul of the law.

 08:50 This is how police dealt with kids in the olden days.

09:50 Let me fix that. With a hammer.

 11:05 Magic Kim.

 12:40 Your ancestors would be ashamed.

 14:30 She knew it was worth some dollars and still smashed it.

 15:15 You never know when something is worth money.

 16:00 This is definitely on the way.

16:10 How not to play with guns.

 17:35 How do you win?

 19:15 The mustache.

19:25 My friend does not feel good. She is dead.

 21:00 Sometimes, you just leave people in the house.

 22:50 Kim beats everyone at Words with Friends. Everyone.

 25:00 This is not nice.

25:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

26:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:40 Seeya</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0697 &#8211; Hassles</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0697-hassles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0697-hassles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 12:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Hassle; poll problems; the rich; bogus marriages; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0697 &#8211; Hassles]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Hassle; poll problems; the rich; bogus marriages; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You would hardly know this show is out of order. - 00:20 Have you had enough? - 01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Hassle; poll problems; the rich; bogus marriages; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You would hardly know this show is out of order.

00:20 Have you had enough?

01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:40 Scouting the action.

 02:45 Oklahoma should be embarrassed.

 03:45 You would think this would not be a problem.

 04:45 These machines are not fun.

 06:15 Look at this, a knock-off machine.

 07:05 A contrast.

 07:45 So tight it is embarrassing.

 08:50 The staff here were not pleasant.

 10:10 We cannot help you here.

 11:15 This seems unnecessary and difficult.

 12:50 Sam gets yelled at.

 13:50 The cooler.

 14:50 A terrible idea.

 15:50 Interrogation.

 16:50 Running for the border.

18:10 No shirt for you.

 19:15 This cannot be legal.

 20:15 How to disenfranchise the people.

 22:10 This is how it starts.

23:50 Texas cuts deep.

 25:00 The rich do not have your problems.

 27:20 Get used to being poor if you do not do something.

28:00 Bogus marriages for sale.

 31:00 There are problems. Do something.

 32:10 Keep it out of me, thanks.

33:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:12 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0696 &#8211; Stranger Danger</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0696-stranger-danger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0696-stranger-danger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0696 &#8211; Stranger Danger]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it will change your life. - 00:25 Sam is off his game. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899, - 01:50 The dishwasher search continues.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will change your life.

00:25 Sam is off his game.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899,

01:50 The dishwasher search continues.

03:10 It is time to get a guard dog.

 04:25 Well this is not good.

 05:20 How did THAT get here?

 06:50 Great, our neighborhood is going downhill.

 08:00 In Texas, this is legal.

 08:55 Kim goes creeping on Google Earth.

 10:20 I do not care.

 12:00 Get out of my space.

 13:30 These are NOT the same.

14:00 Get what you pay for.

 14:50 Cheaters have no shame.

 16:05 Stop trying to upset the parents.

 17:40 Do not complain about your shadiness.

 20:45 There is no solution to cheating.

 22:00 It is not the same.

24:00 No home lunches!

 25:55 Be hungry, brat.

 28:00 Then you get a nutridonut.

 29:15 This food was awful.

30:50 So rude.

 32:05 It is too invasive.

 33:25 Penalties should be harsher.

 33:55 People are becoming savvier.

35:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0695 &#8211; Amok</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0695-amok/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0695-amok/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 14:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Offensive; monster; squatter; elf ears; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0695 &#8211; Amok]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Offensive; monster; squatter; elf ears; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kid haters. - 01:30 This is not the kind of grandfather Sam will be. -  02:30 Sam is not going to be a good father-in-law,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Offensive; monster; squatter; elf ears; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kid haters.

01:30 This is not the kind of grandfather Sam will be.

 02:30 Sam is not going to be a good father-in-law, either?

03:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:08 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:00 A trip to Barnes and Noble.

 04:50 Sam tries to keep the book stores in business.

 05:00 Kids.

 05:40 Four year olds are monsters.

 06:40 Way to ruin the rabbit, kid.

 07:50 The kid trespasses.

 09:40 Wow, this kid is disgusting.

 10:40 This is the way the world should work.

 11:30 I do not care what the kid wants.

 12:40 Way to cause trouble, dude.

 13:40 Fear will make the kid lock up.

 15:15 Go ahead and eat that, kid.

 16:30 This is how you beat up a kid.

 17:30 Keep the kids under wraps.

 18:10 Monkeys do not eat glass.

18:50 Squatter rights.

 20:45 Once in, you have a hard time getting out.

 22:15 Look for it on the news.

22:25 Show and tell - not the best idea.

 24:20 Shock value yes. Good idea. No.

 25:35 This is business.

26:50 Let me give you elf ears.

 28:00 This will destroy your ear in a big way. A big way.

 29:25 You will not enjoy this.

 30:45 Do not put a spike in your junk.

 32:25 Just goes to show.

 33:15 On Blu-Ray.

 33:40 Kim did laugh. A lot.

35:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0694 &#8211; Deceit</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0694-deceit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 13:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0694 &#8211; Deceit]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - so soothing. - 00:15 Welcome back, people with issues. - 00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so soothing.

00:15 Welcome back, people with issues.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:45 Oh, dentist.

 01:10 Come on, people, here is your dentist.

 01:55 Well, this is taking a while.

 02:45 Just a few minutes.

 03:50 Well, this is excessive.

 04:30 This is the problem.

 05:30 You do not need braces.

 06:35 Oh, great, cavities.

 07:15 This is a phenomenal amount of time to spend.

 08:05 These are not good office hours anymore.

 09:05 Oh, this is how you make the money.

10:30 Bribery - for the dumb.

 11:20 This is how government and business work together.

 12:25 Names tell a lot.

 13:30 Some people are stupid.

 14:30 This does not seem like a legitimate lawsuit.

 15:45 This is how stereotypes start.

 16:15 Pretty sure people would get very mad.

17:35 Teen pregnancy. It is not good.

 18:50 This will give your kid a complex.

 20:30 This is how they get you.

22:15 Uh-oh. Pot brownies strike again.

 23:40 People need to stop getting hysterical.

 25:30 Some people are just losers.

 26:15 It is serious business now.

 27:35 Young men are not so much men anymore.

28:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0693 &#8211; Invaded</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0693-invaded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 16:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Dishwasher; the oddness; the cosigner; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Good times. - 00:15 Welcome back, indecisive. - 01:00 Reviews of dishwashers are rarely useful. -  02:00 Probably not worth the cost.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Dishwasher; the oddness; the cosigner; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Good times.

00:15 Welcome back, indecisive.

01:00 Reviews of dishwashers are rarely useful.

 02:00 Probably not worth the cost.

02:45 There is an invasion.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:40 Kim has a diet update.

04:50 This is how Sam lost weight.

05:40 This was the worst movie, ever.

 05:55 This is the new licensing for the show.

06:05 Things get worse.

 06:50 Rebooting insanity.

 07:25 WTF - DVR reset.

 07:45 Flickering lights.

 08:20 Great, now there is a ghost in the house.

 09:20 What is in the attic?

 10:20 This is not an old rat, it is a new rat.

 11:30 Older girls are more troublesome.

 12:30 No one ever tells dad anything.

 13:00 Oh, look. Sewage. Everywhere.

 14:10 Well, that did not work.

 15:25 This is not fun. Not fun at all.

 16:10 POWER.

 17:30 Bathroom phobias cause problems for all.

 18:10 So gross.

 18:50 Gross, but worth it.

 20:30 The most expensive poop ever.

 21:10 This is not a suite.

 22:45 There is always something wrong.

 23:35 No one else could sleep.

 25:20 Fast plumber.

 26:15 No call. Okay.

 26:50 Not a job for Kim.

28:00 Forced cosigning.

 28:50 This does not sound nice.

 30:15 Kids these days . . .

31:20 The best year ever.

 32:15 Crazy is not the same as genius.

32:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:22 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0692 &#8211; Horror</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0692-horror/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0692-horror/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 14:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Insidious - worst movie ever; debt collection; protest; jerk the leg; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Best. Ever. - 00:25 Sam makes a resolution about movies. -  01:00 Hollywood wins. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Insidious - worst movie ever; debt collection; protest; jerk the leg; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Best. Ever.

00:25 Sam makes a resolution about movies.

 01:00 Hollywood wins.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 This movie is actually disturbing.

 04:25 This all seems good.

 06:15 This is not a job for normal folk.

 07:40 This will save you money.

 08:00 The epic review begins.

 09:35 It stops making sense almost immediately.

 10:50 Jump scares are stupid and over used.

 11:50 Here is the story.

 13:10 So scary it will make you forget.

 14:35 This is not helpful, psychic.

 16:25 So dumb. So very dumb.

 17:30 Our spirits are crushed,

 18:15 Even Kim could not have predicted the level of awful.

19:20 How debts are now collected.

 20:20 This seems strangely coincidental.

 21:30 This will happen here. Sadly.

 22:30 Companies no longer even care.

23:10 Can we get a man show up in here?

 24:45 This is a feat of great determination.

 25:30 It is not the shows, but the commercials.

 26:50 This is not the way to feel better.

 27:30 Come on guys, help the cause.

 28:00 Maybe there is a pill for this.

28:45 How to cure your restless leg syndrome.

 29:25 It is good for the brain.

 30:15 This is very distracting. 

 31:30 This part of the brain is not working.

 32:30 This would be scary.

 33:33 It makes no sense!

 34:30 This was strange. To put it mildly.

37:13 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0691 &#8211; Conspiracy</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0691-conspiracy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0691-conspiracy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 15:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0691 &#8211; Conspiracy]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - the best stuff on earth. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. We missed you.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - the best stuff on earth.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. We missed you.

00:30 Prices have meaning.

 01:25 Kim has bad eyes for 3d gaming.

 02:10 This is most likely not true.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:25 This is a denotable charity.

03:00 The world is hard and cold.

 03:50 Moving out is stressful and not fun.

 04:50 The Bahamas bitch.

 06:00 No, that is not how it works.

 06:45 No rice for Kim at the Chinese restaurant.

 08:00 Pork wontons are delicious.

 08:15 How can green beans be bad for you?

 09:10 We are bad family members.

 10:10 This is not acceptable.

 11:25 These serving sizes are kind of deceptive.

 12:00 It is a trap. A nasty, delicious, trap.

 13:00 The kids eat all the candy, even when it is disgusting.

 13:50 Well, almost all of the candy.

 15:00 Kim does not like these jelly beans.

 16:00 Stop mixing up the candy bars, okay?

16:25 Coal is pretty horrifying.

 16:45 Kim is just lying here. Lying.

 17;25 This is where robots should work.

 18:15 Some jobs require a degree of ignorance to survive.

 19:00 This is where your power comes from.

19:50 Movie theaters are trying to kill you.

 21:45 You understand it is bad, but you do not understand HOW bad.

 23:45 So bad for you. So bad.

23:50 Prepare to be punished.

 25:30 A curious omission.

 26:25 Yes, being poor sucks.

 27:50 Some taxes are for the good of us all.

28:55 Get your finger out of there.

 29:55 This is not a minor procedure.

 31:30 Oh, they like it all right.

 32:00 Sam could not stand for this.

32:30 Call us- 214.267.9899.

33:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0690 &#8211; Understanding</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0690-understanding/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0690-understanding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 15:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0690 &#8211; Understanding]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, just like that. - 00:15 Welcome back. You need some learnings. - 00:40 Your decisions have consequences.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, just like that.

00:15 Welcome back. You need some learnings.

00:40 Your decisions have consequences.

 01:30 And the consequences are often paid by people who are not at fault.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Free Amazon storage. It&#039;s keen.

02:50 There are points of diminishing returns.

 03:50 Practice or you will suck.

 04:40 Some people have natural talent, others have to work at it.

 05:50 When you get results, you can get more results.

 06:50 Want to be good? Work at it.

 07:45 You do not have to be a genius to graduate from high school.

 08:45 Only most clarinet players are gross.

 09:15 This man ruined everything.

 10:30 This is the trinity of horror.

11:05 Some boobs have no nutritional value.

 12:25 This is what happens if you do not eat right.

 13:30 Beware the tiny dwarf.

 14:20 This is just advice, you should take it.

15:45 These parents, they are sort of creepy.

 17:00 Who would even want this? 

 17:35 Grief can do damage.

 18:50 This can be a problem.

 20:15 Random eggs will not work like you think they should.

20:00 Men do not trust their GPS navigators.

 22:00 Dallas roads are not driver-friendly in any way.

 23:00 Sometimes, the GPS will lie.

 24:00 I do not need directions right this second.

 25:15 This is a safety issue, but not one we want.

 26:20 We are becoming sheep.

 26:50 Sextant use is underrated.

 27:40 There is no sewing badge.

 29:25 This beeping issue is strange.

29:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:38 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0689 &#8211; Squeezed</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0689-squeezed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0689-squeezed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 14:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0689 &#8211; Squeezed]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it is not as good as a Nintendo 3DS. - 00:15 Welcome back. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it is not as good as a Nintendo 3DS.

00:15 Welcome back.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 Fax spam. Who knew that was a thing?

02:15 Tax returns are not as much fun as they used to be.

 02:30 The only people who need tax breaks are companies.

 03:20 If you are a small business, you still get screwed.

 04:30 Some people are great disappointments.

 05:10 This means you are going to be on the ground. Boo.

 06:10 Take care of your taxes before the taxes take care of you.

 07:30 Well, this is not right.

 08:25 This is what happens when you do not let your parents help.

 09:15 Oh, child.

 10:00 Fix this or pay the price.

 11:10 This is annoying.

 11:20 Tax softwareÂ  - sometimes it lies.

 14:00 Sam gets chastised.

 15:30 This does not seem right.

16:50 How they get you at the grocery store.

 18:30 Yeah, when you cook there will not be enough food.

 20:15 You just lose 30 percent. Sorry.

 20:40 Hungry people get up to shenanigans.

 21:50 Food hoarding - maybe a good idea now.

 22:35 Feeding a chicken might be worth the hassle.

 23:55 This is my pig. There are other pigs like him, but this is the one I will eat.

24:05 Church makes you fat. Really fat.

 25:15 Old people do not cook like other people.

 26:25 Who does this?

 27:40 Does this apply to all churches?

 28:10 Get your cash here.

 28:30 We do not think the big man would approve.

 29:35 There are disclaimers.

32:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

 33:30 If Sam were in charge.

34:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:54 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0688 &#8211; Desperation</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0688-desperation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0688-desperation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 19:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The money drive; the pole; cloud girlfriend; violent movies; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0688 &#8211; Desperation]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The money drive; the pole; cloud girlfriend; violent movies; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - your world, rocked. - 00:15 It is for adults, and the desperate. - 00:50 The power of evil. - 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The money drive; the pole; cloud girlfriend; violent movies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - your world, rocked.

00:15 It is for adults, and the desperate.

00:50 The power of evil.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:05 The 20 dollar issue.

 03:30 These are delightful dogs.

 04:15 Cut-rate mutant dogs.

 05:40 These are more affordable, but they are not the same.

 06:30 This cat is not nice or well.

 09:00 The vultures get everything.

 10:00 Thing 3 comes up with a plan to get money.

 12:30 Sam has preferences.

13:20 Getting fit, for Jesus.

 14:00 Crotchless pantaloons are still better.

 14:50 Suppressing your drives leads to strange expression.

 15:30 Church ladies ruin things.

 16:30 Kim shows her liberal side.

18:25 The cloud girlfriend.

 20:45 Things are changing, and not for the good.

 22:05 Some mayors are worse than others. A lot worse.

24:10 Watch movies - or else.

 24:50 What were the movies? This is important information.

 26:10 Life is hard for young men.

 28:45 Lessons need to be learned.

30:30 Kim loses her faith.

31:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:30 You have to prove your worth.

32:42 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0687 &#8211; Responsibility</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0687-responsibility/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0687-responsibility/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Food; dress reservations; little liar; fragile; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Better than good. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world. - 00:30 People are getting irritating.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Food; dress reservations; little liar; fragile; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than good.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world.

00:30 People are getting irritating.

00:50 Sam is getting cranky.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 The irritating chemical.

02:30 Dieting. It sucks.

 03:00 This diet is going to last for a long time.

 04:40 The first phase makes you hate life and want to die.

 05:15 Sam is too picky for this crap.

 06:05 Starvation syndrome seems strange and unlikely.

 06:55 If you cut down your calories, you will lose weight.

 07:45 Fads are dangerous.

 08:30 Some days are harder than others. A lot harder.

 09:00 There is no answer.

 10:00 Calories are monsters.

 11:45 There is a difference. But is it worth it?

 12:50 Cheese is good, but not good for you.

 16:00 Sam&#039;s next trick.

16:40 How to keep your prom dress special.

 18:00 Guys just do not care.

 21:30 There will be trouble.

22:15 The big liar.

 23:45 People do stupid things.

 25:30 Sometimes you have to lie.

 26:15 Kim is skeptical, but it did happen. 

28:15 The child must be protected.

 29:30 Can we be reasonable?

 32:30 This is not healthy for any of us.

34:15 Call us - 214.267.9899

34:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:12 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0686 &#8211; Bitterness</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0686-bitterness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0686-bitterness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 14:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0686 &#8211; Bitterness]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It rocks. - 00:25 Cranky Kim. - 00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks.

00:25 Cranky Kim.

00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 We go to the casino again.

 02:45 Big winner.

 03:10 Thing 1 gets crazy.

 04:00 Kim does not take this well.

 05:30 Temper, temper.

 07:00 Thing 1 is the big winner.

 07:45 Some kids are not impressed.

 09:00 A milestone is passed.

10:30 A choking. Not what you think.

 11:30 Toilet paper holders are not safe.

 12:10 Old people skin is like paper.

 12:50 You have got to leave the piece in.

 14:25 These are a dumb idea.

15:50 Marriage of inconvenience.

 17:30 Two lives, one person.

 18:55 This is not fun.

 20:00 Some things are simply not fair.

 21:00 This seems like a lot of trouble.

 22:40 Some things are not meant to be.

23:20 The problem with defective people.

 24:20 Kim is very excited about being old.

 25:30 Cutting loose people with problems is not helping anyone.

30:25 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0685 &#8211; Bad Example</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0685-bad-example/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 15:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Vornado; emergency project;Â  text driver; ;call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will not make you cry. - 00:20 This is no mere fan. -  01:35 Please stop sucking the cool out of the room. -  02:30 Hey,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Vornado; emergency project;Â  text driver; ;call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will not make you cry.

00:20 This is no mere fan.

 01:35 Please stop sucking the cool out of the room.

 02:30 Hey, there is some dust here.

04:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:20 The last minute project.

 06:15 No breaks for you!

 06:50 Kids have to pay the price.

 07:35 We have skills.

 08:30 This is a question that has no answer.

 09:50 An interesting discovery.

 10:40 I got this means you do not.

 12:10 No encyclopedias.

 13:10 A change in libraries.

 13:50 A young Sam creates a mess.

 15:00 Failure.

16:15 You should not do this.

 17:10 Bus drivers are a mixed bag.

 17:50 Our bus drivers were not the best.

 19:00 Some kids had it so easy.

 19:40 The weird nurse issue.

 20:25 Different days.

 21:10 This is a lot like the old days.

 22:00 Nepotism. Avoid it.

23:05 This is not how you dispel notions.

 23:50 This is a bad example to set.

 25:10 Self defense does not mean what you think it means.

 26:10 How could this have helped you, sir?

27:30 Instruments are filled with gross.

 28:00 So gross.

 29:00 Some instruments cannot be cleaned.

 31:50 The answer is play the violin.

32:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:36 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0684 &#8211; Outraged</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0684-outraged/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0684-outraged/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 19:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show:  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0684 &#8211; Outraged]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show:  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show:Â  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like a blast of awesome. - 00:15 Welcome back ragers. - 01:30 Get new dudes. -  02:30 Recalls will settle them down. - 02:54 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show:Â  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a blast of awesome.

00:15 Welcome back ragers.

01:30 Get new dudes.

 02:30 Recalls will settle them down.

02:54 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:02 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:15 Chisanbop comes up. We do not know why.

05:00 Kim lacks the evil.

05:50 Kim suddenly understands the beauty of open source.

 07:30 The evil company rises again.

 08:30 Big versus small is rarely a fair match.

 10:30 The market will correct, painfully.

 12:00 Your customers do not have to like you.

 13:00 A message from Kim.

15:15 An oops by Etsy.

17:00 How big medicine eats your face.

 18:25 A good idea that went horribly awry.

 19:35 This is a big markup.

 21:35 The future is coming.

22:00 Ninja.

 23:15 This is not a reason to get in trouble.

25:00 Who wants to see this?

 26:35 Frogs are just gross. Please stop.

 28:35 This is where it all started.

 30:30 This could ruin your day in court.

31:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:14 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0683 &#8211; Breaks</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0683-breaks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0683-breaks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0683 &#8211; Breaks]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>dentist,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - such fun. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, everybody. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899 - 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - such fun.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, everybody.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:40 Why does everyone get a break today?

 02:20 Well, it is not really fine, but it has to be fixed.

 02:30 We are, apparently horrible parents.

 03:20 People need to get a grip.

 04:15 Our kids believe they are orphans.

 05:05 Just be honest, kid.

 06:15 Why are you taking spring break, doctors?

 07:40 You already had a break.

 08:50 Why Sam gets annoyed.

 09:50 Dental implants are stupidly expensive.

 11:15 How is this fair?

 11:55 Sam hopes there will be something awesome.

12:40 Wake up calls from the school.

 13:50 Real 9 to 5 jobs are no longer real.

 14:50 Teenagers are sleepy.

 16:15 Do not doubt yourself.

 17:00 Kim runs out of material.

17:10 Kids are dumb.

 19:30 Monster cereals are the best.

 20:30 Generic cereals do not taste good.

 21:45 Raisins are gross.

 23:20 Kim does not want hot grapes.

24:25 Brain damage is never good.

 25:40 You should get this checked.

 26:30 This does seem like a cop out.

 27:30 What is the answer here?

29:20 Please stop screwing us. Thanks.

30:20 Public transit in Dallas is pretty crap.

32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:05 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0682 &#8211; Bargaining</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0682-bargaining/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0682-bargaining/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0682 &#8211; Bargaining]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. A little extra just for you. - 00:35 Everything can be negotiated, apparently. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A little extra just for you.

00:35 Everything can be negotiated, apparently.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 Ebook pricing gets weird.

 03:00 The importance of a pseudonym.

 04:00 How Kim edits.

04:50 Bargaining for time.

 05:30 Stop asking, kid.

 06:30 There are prices.

 07:30 Stop selling hair in the mall.

 07:45 Haggling, the kid way.

 08:40 Too many bonuses.

 09:40 There&#039;s always a dark side. Always.

10:50 Those callers you hear.

 12:00 Proof that no one can be so weird.

 13:50 Getting the goat is kind of easy.

15:25 Debt collectors can be mean.

 17:45 Evil does pay, apparently.

 19:15 A stubbed toe is not a joke.

20:35 The student hacker.

 22:30 Grading on time should be required.

 23:25 Group projects are lazy.

 24:50 Theft gets strange when computers are involved.

 25:50 Some people should not do some things.

27:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0681 &#8211; Strange Land</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0681-strange-land/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 14:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0681 &#8211; Strange Land]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - what would you do without it? - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 00:30 Things are becoming stranger all the time.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - what would you do without it?

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:30 Things are becoming stranger all the time.

00:45 Kim loses her technobadge.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 Seeing rage where none exists.

 03:50 Your problem is not asthma, okay?

 05:00 Lemonade comes from the bar. Why?

 05:40 We did not complain.

 07:00 This is a strange place to cut corners. Very strange.

 08:00 Please stop with the seat throwing.

 09:20 Great, now we are getting attacked.

 10:50 This is not what I asked for.

12:10 Do not get on the hood of a meth addict.

 13:15 Common sense - where did it go?

 13:50 Fat is not a suction tool.

 14:30 Greasy is not the same as magnetic.

 15:00 This is a big jump in the search results.

 16:45 Kim wants everyone in jail.

17:20 Apparently you cannot put kids in overhead lockers.

 18:40 Wait, what?

 19:40 Choices.

 20:30 This is how to make your child useless.

 21:30 Parents are not much use in the classroom.

 22:15 Why did the mom not speak up?

 23:40 Sam is not customer service material.

24:50 Help, the homeowner is holding me in the bathroom.

 26:40 These dogs will eat you.

 27:40 This would scare you into behaving, most likely.

 28:45 Why do people have to be like this?

 30:30 This would be comforting.

32:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:28 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0680 &#8211; Frustration</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0680-frustration/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0680-frustration/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 16:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0680 &#8211; Frustration]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - so awesome. - 00:15 Welcome back, groin gashes. - 00:35 There is a lot of frustration here. A lot of it. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so awesome.

00:15 Welcome back, groin gashes.

00:35 There is a lot of frustration here. A lot of it.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:50 Tiramisu is delicious.

 02:25 Directions. You should read them.

 03:00 More trips that Sam has to make.

 03:45 Some cheeses are not approved of in this house.

 04:14 Vanilla wafers are just as tasty as ladyfingers.

 05:05 Please stop making this mistake.

06:30 Stop it with the piano. Please stop it.

 07:40 How Thing 3 plays the piano.

 08:25 Time is not important in music, apparently.

 09:45 Sam is mostly tone deaf.

 11:00 The Middle is exactly the way homework is in this house.

 12:00 Multiplication tables are very important to memorize.

 13:00 The olden days.

 14:24 Lessons of pain.

15:00 Kim gets an offer she can refuse.

 16:20 This does not sound nice.

 18:10 Middle men. We hates them.

18:15 Arranged marriages - not so much fun.

 19:15 This is not something the authorities are likely to help you with.

 20:30 What are the rules here?

 21:30 Adult kids are kind of a pain.

22:05 Teenagers lie. Constantly.

 23:40 All kids lie about important things.

 24:15 Parents should come to grips with this.

 25:25 Your parents are not as dumb as you think it is.

 26:45 Some families are crazy.

 27:45 People should feel bad about their lies. Very bad.

 29:45 Kim only sees the best.

 30:30 She is no longer a naive girl.

31:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:12 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0679 &#8211; Carnage</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0679-carnage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 14:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Diabetes; Groin horror; birth fear; tricky predator; the demonstration; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a rocket for your ear hole. - 00:15 Welcome back, two gashers. - 00:45 Go for the gross out.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Diabetes; Groin horror; birth fear; tricky predator; the demonstration; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a rocket for your ear hole.

00:15 Welcome back, two gashers.

00:45 Go for the gross out.

01:20 Call us- 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Sexism prime.

02:30 Thing 3 believes she has diabetes.

 03:10 Sometimes people get scared.

 03:50 Velvety.

 03:55 Pee is a symptom. Sort of.

 04:50 Travel in Dallas can be tricky.

 05:35 The school gives the gift of phobia.

 07:10 This is not cool.

 07:45 I&#039;m not feeding your kid, just because you left it here.

 08:25 This kid is a giant. Please stop.

08:50 Kim has an issue.

 09:35 There is a lot of pain here.

 10:30 Underwear attack.

 11:30 Irritating - and then horribly painful.

 12:10 Well that is truly disgusting.

 14:00 This is a terrible injury, but Kim just ignores it.

 15:15 Finally, Kim is overcome by the agony.

 16:10 Wow, that was unexpected.

17:25 Well, this is horrifying.

 18:30 Everyone has a plan. This plan never works.

 20:15 There is a right way and a horrifying way.

 21:25 Why aren&#039;t husbands stepping up on this.

 22:30 This made Kim very mad.

 23:30 Words mean things. Use them properly.

25:20 This guy is way too tricky.

 26:00 The world is filled with creepy.

 27:20 Everything goes in steps, all the way to hell.

28:50 This is a demonstration.Â  

 30:50 Power tools can go so wrong.

 32:50 Colleges are strange and frightening places.

 33:45 Just settle down.

35:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:12 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0678 &#8211; Growths</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0678-growths/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0678-growths/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Gardening; oddities; persuasion; mice; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0678 &#8211; Growths]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Gardening; oddities; persuasion; mice; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it will change everything. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 00:38 There are too many growths around here. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Gardening; oddities; persuasion; mice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will change everything.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:38 There are too many growths around here.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 The garden - it was to be a thing of beauty.

 02:20 And then, there is a tragedy.

 03:40 Most days, the dog doesn&#039;t even look at the table. Most days.

 04:35 Now the dog is just being mean.

 05:30 Why would you do this?

 06:00 Dog proofing a garden seems like it will be hard. Really hard.

06:30 The bump is creepy.

 07:00 This is not a good sign.

 08:00 Sam is disappointed.

 08:50 Stop being afraid of doctors.

 09:45 This is a lot of gruesome.

 10:30 Sam can get things done. Somehow.

12:20 Sometimes you have a nasty client.

 12:35 It is not a crime. Weird.

 13:25 It really is not nice.

 14:25 Crazy is as crazy does.

 15:45 People are horrible, but you cannot police horrible.

 16:50 Karma is malfunctioning. We do not know why.

 17:50 There are dangers here. Beware.

 18:35 Cyberbullying is a problem all its own.

 19:30 In the olden times, you could shut idiots down.

 22:00 Grow up. Everyone.

22:30 Have some mice.

 23:15 Clean up.

 23:55 Sam files his complaint.

 25:25 Burgers and pizza are big hits.

26:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

27:38 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0677 &#8211; Alarming</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0677-alarming/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0677-alarming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0677 &#8211; Alarming]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Like an invasion of zombie sounds. - 00:15 Welcome back, zombie fans. - 00:45 You were dead,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like an invasion of zombie sounds.

00:15 Welcome back, zombie fans.

00:45 You were dead, now you are not. Zombie.

01:00 A plan.

01:59 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 Amazon. Use it.

02:50 Oh, thanks, Bank.

 03:25 Money Orders should not cost five dollars.

04:20 This kid goes out too much.

 05:30 Totally out of hand.

 06:25 Off to the casino.

 07:05 Stop ruining my fun.

 07:50 This is not nice.

 08:40 The lockdown.

 09:30 New rules. Get used to them.

10:30 Bedbugs turn us off a hotel, immediately.

 11:00 There are too many jerks here on Saturdays.

 12:00 Slot machines need to have more fun.

 13:15 Some people have too much money, apparently.

 13:40 The beverage shortage.

 14:30 You are an adult - please to be acting like it.

 15:10 Stop making Sam mean.

 16:40 This smell is not good at all.

 17:35 Why do you need toilet paper on the floor?

 18:15 Oh, your foot is rotting.

 19:30 Stop. Smoking.

21:00 Please stop defending yourself.

 22:45 People at the top never make good decisions.

 24:50 This is why Charlie thinks we are mad at him.

 27:00 Some people are not able to function in the real world.

28:00 Kindergarten beatdown.

 29:10 Things used to be different.

 30:30 This will really hurt.

 32:00 Maybe it worked.

 33:10 Parents should think this through.

33:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:14 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0676 &#8211; Labor Relations</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0676-labor-relations/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0676-labor-relations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0676 &#8211; Labor Relations]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - rocking your sock. Just one. - 00:30 Kim versus the fake bank. - 02:00 Power leads to evil. Always. - 03:10 Tear it down.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - rocking your sock. Just one.

00:30 Kim versus the fake bank.

02:00 Power leads to evil. Always.

03:10 Tear it down.

 04:10 No one cares. Tear it down.

 05:45 Now your house is the worst house.

 06:44 Let&#039;s turn it green.

07:00 Kim builds things.

 09:00 Sam has to make it fit.

 09:55 These directions suck. A lot.

 12:00 This is not ergonomic. It&#039;s assonomic.

13:00 Want a job? Give us your Facebook.

 14:15 This doesn&#039;t really seem fair.

 15:40 No money makes it hard to improve your credit score.

18:40 This is a long time to be dead.

 19:50 The modern workforce is kind of deadly.

 21:30 Sometimes people just up and die.

 22:00 Some people are texting fools.

 23:00 Auditing isn&#039;t a fun job. At all.

 23:50 If your job is to dig for dirt, you will find the dirt.

 25:20 Being sick is not much fun.

26:15 This is why paranoia is the norm around here.

 27:15 Why do so many dogs cooperate with the child molesters?

 28:40 This is a strange, strange request.

 30:30 Customer service - this is not how you do it.

31:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0675 &#8211; Parent Traps</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0675-parent-traps/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0675-parent-traps/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 16:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Children; bad morning; squirrel massacre; dumb kid; bad food; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0675 &#8211; Parent Traps]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>dead squirrel,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Children; bad morning; squirrel massacre; dumb kid; bad food; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like a spark of light in the dark. - 00:15 Welcome back, awesome listeners. - 01:30 Sam could have handled this.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Children; bad morning; squirrel massacre; dumb kid; bad food; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a spark of light in the dark.

00:15 Welcome back, awesome listeners.

01:30 Sam could have handled this.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 To be clear, Sam likes all his kids.

02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 You made them, you keep them.

04:50 Sam getting up in the morning is not working well for anyone.

 06:00 This is a communication problem.

 06:50 Sam has no space. This is part of the problem.

 07:30 This is what happens when someone gets sick.

 09:00 Pajamas are not a bad thing.

 10:30 Everyone learned a lesson today.

 11:45 No one wants to go to the hospital like this.

12:45 Everyone freak out!

 14:00 Look at that - dead squirrel.

 16:00 Things people are just not going to do, no matter what. Ever.

 17:45 Well, this is truly disgusting.

 18:50 So gross.

20:00 Look, this isn&#039;t nice, but sometimes you have to get tough.

 22:00 Punishment is not meant to be fun.

 23:30 There is such a thing as a bad seed. Trust us.

 25:00 Tutors don&#039;t always work out the way you think they should.

 26:15 Young boy gets his s pirate crushed.

 28:15 Repetition can teach you.

29:20 Stop buying food because an athlete tells you to.

 30:30 Some things should cost more because they are bad for you.

 32:15 This is how you identify healthy food.

 33:30 The garden never works out.

34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:14 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0674 &#8211; Suspicious Behavior</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0674-suspicious-behavior/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Sketchiness; car problem; shopping for clothes; health foods; bad law; stuff we watch; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0674 &#8211; Suspicious Behavior]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,Gold Rush,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Sketchiness; car problem; shopping for clothes; health foods; bad law; stuff we watch; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a labor protest filled with awesome. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Sketchiness; car problem; shopping for clothes; health foods; bad law; stuff we watch; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a labor protest filled with awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, faithful listeners.

00:50 Sketchy Kim.

01:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 License and registration, sir.

 04:15 Please stop accusing me. Please.

 05:10 What is you want me to do? Because I&#039;m at a loss here.

 06:10 This doesn&#039;t even need to be on my car.

 07:25 If it&#039;s a big deal, then why did nothing happen?

08:00 Clothes shopping sucks.

 09:00 Why are shoes so dangerous? 

 11:25 Okay, so the jacket fits.

 11:40 Why are these pants, which are all the same size, all different sizes?

 12:35 This is enough to cause people to lose their minds.

 13:30 This is not a real solution.

 14:44 Clothes sizes - please for them to be standardized. 

 15:50 Stop making this so hard for your customers.

 16:50 Outlet stores are pretty much full of crap.

17:45 This chocolate and hazelnut spread - it&#039;s not a health food.

 18:20 This might be a little misleading. Seriously.

 19:10 It is too tasty to be healthy.

 20:20 Almonds are plenty oily. Avoid the grit.

 21:30 Make your own caramel.

 22:50 Parents, take some damn responsibility.

23:25 Keep those fetuses safe, sir.

 24:00 And, cue the wackjobs.

 25:05 This is not a right way to do things.

 26:25 This is the right way to do it.

 28:15 Why do citizens always have to correct the government? No one knows.

30:45 Gold Rush is excellent, but tragic.

32:25 Some of these shows are just too brutal to be fun.

34:45 Do not cry about a bruise.

35:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:52 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0673 &#8211; Valentine</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0673-valentine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0673-valentine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Commitment; break up; meat tragedy; cakesplosion; carnivorous robots; evil nurse; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0673 &#8211; Valentine]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Commitment; break up; meat tragedy; cakesplosion; carnivorous robots; evil nurse; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it will blow. your. mind. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. We love you all.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Commitment; break up; meat tragedy; cakesplosion; carnivorous robots; evil nurse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will blow. your. mind.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. We love you all.

01:00 Even split on the love and hate.

01:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Public dumping is the best.

 03:05 New relationships often crater out around the holidays. True.

 03:50 Gifts - they are the thing that causes the problem.

 05:50 Why are so many chocolates bad?

06:50 A displeasing Fogo episode.

 07:45 There are too many people here.

 08:45 You are doing it wrong. Very wrong.

 10:30 No one eats these sides. No one.

 11:20 This is not a first date kind of place. It is not.

 12:20 Stop being a girl.

 13:20 Lady&#039;s portions offend Kim.

14:35 Cake balls sound like a good idea.

 15:30 Homemade candy can be delicious.

 16:30 This is a lot of cake balls. A ridiculous amount of cake balls.

 17:25 Some things are harder than they need to be. Like aÂ  lot harder.

 18:30 Reciprocation is important. Very important.

19:40 Robot eaters.

 21:00 This solves many problems.

 22:30 This cat could power a robot for generations.

24:00 There can be no justice harsh enough for this crime.

 27:00 Why can&#039;t pain hurt in proportion to what is causing it?

 28:00 Kidney stones are happening at too young of an age. It is awful.

 28:50 Stop ruining your kids. Seriously. Stop.

30:30 Justified is amazing. Truly amazing.

31:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:26 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0672 &#8211; Peer to Peer</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0672-peer-to-peer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 15:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Scammers; dependents; gut bugs; peer pressure; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0672 &#8211; Peer to Peer]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Scammers; dependents; gut bugs; peer pressure; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - power chord awesome. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 01:00 Just do what you&#039;re paid to do, people. - 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Scammers; dependents; gut bugs; peer pressure; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - power chord awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

01:00 Just do what you&#039;re paid to do, people.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:50 Colleges - just teach us stuff. Don&#039;t try to come up with new ways to soak your students.

 02:40 Scary smartness kicks in.

 04:00 The upsell is getting really out of hand, folks.

 05:30 Paranoia strikes.

 06:30 This is not the definition of &#039;everything looks good&#039;.

 07:30 Rats are the worst roommates in the world.

 08:30 Oh, look, scam.

 10:30 Being poor is not an excuse to rip people off.

11:30 Dependents - enjoy being one.

 12:30 Oh, children. Stop worrying about your tax return when you live at home.

 14:30 There&#039;s a reason you&#039;re called a dependent.

16:20 Digestive bugs run your life.

 18:40 No one wants a cockroach in there.

 22:00 Use some minor common sense, please.

23:25 Teens are dumb in groups.

27:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:42 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0671 &#8211; Bad Religion</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0671-bad-religion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show:  Snowmageddon; iConfess; sensitivity; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0671 &#8211; Bad Religion]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show:Â  Snowmageddon; iConfess; sensitivity; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it sets the mood. - 00:15 Welcome back to our slow show, people. - 00:45 Oh, football managers. - 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show:Â  Snowmageddon; iConfess; sensitivity; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it sets the mood.

00:15 Welcome back to our slow show, people.

00:45 Oh, football managers.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 Snow in Texas is strange.

 02:45 Height is the key in Dallas.

 03:50 We don&#039;t need no stinking snow plows.

 05:00 Power companies are evil. Raw evil.

 06:00 Hey, you don&#039;t need heat when it&#039;s 0 degrees. Seriously.

 08:30 Look, snow is scary. So, no school..

 09:30 Hey, ice age. Awesome.

 10:30 Frozen pipes - they are not your friend.

 11:25 Kim tries to flood the house.

 14:40 Learn to cook, people.

15:15 iConfess.

 18:25 It&#039;s probably not this way, anymore.

 20:20 You don&#039;t get to just make up your own rules.

22:15 Wait. What?

 23:20 How would anyone think this was going to fly in Texas?

 25:30 We have to cut the budget somewhere.

 26:20 This is the slippery slope. You are on it.

 27:30 Tolerance is okay, submission is not.

29:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:55 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0670 &#8211; The Collapse</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0670-the-collapse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 16:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Car trouble; fire; fake food; blackmailer; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0670 &#8211; The Collapse]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Car trouble; fire; fake food; blackmailer; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s just awesome. - 00:15 The end of . . . everything good. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. - 02:10 Van broke.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Car trouble; fire; fake food; blackmailer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s just awesome.

00:15 The end of . . . everything good.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 Van broke.

 03:15 This car is Sam&#039;s albatross.

 05:00 Kids are not that helpful.

 06:45 Everything is too hard when it comes to cars.

 07:40 Grease - who knew it would be so expensive.

 08:40 Kim plans her new career.

 09:40 She&#039;s plenty strong.

 10:40 The oldest working refrigerator.

 11:40 They don&#039;t make them like this anymore.

13:10 Police sirens are not fun when they&#039;re next to your house.

 14:00 Hey, that&#039;s a fire. And, hey, it&#039;s right there.

 15:30 Only you can stop forest fires.

16:30 Meat, that isn&#039;t.

 18:15 Food needs to be food, not fake.

 21:15 Mmmm. Tasty.

 22:20 Formed chicken - the image is too much to handle.

23:00 Nekkid blackmailer.

 24:20 Facebook is like a giant security hole.

 25:20 Naked pictures always end up on the internet. Always.

 26:00 Your email account. Not as private as you think.

 30:00 These shows are awful.

 31:00 It is enjoyable. Not smart, but tasty.

 33:15 Why doesn&#039;t anyone fix these people? Or at least try to fix them.

34:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

35:16 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0669 &#8211; Information</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0669-information/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 15:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0669 &#8211; Information]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know you need it. - 00:15 Welcome back, fatalists. - 00:50 2005 What an awesome year.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you need it.

00:15 Welcome back, fatalists.

00:50 2005 What an awesome year.

01:20 More information than you want.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 Idiot Abroad is genius.

04:15 The affliction.

 05:10 Scoliosis - no one in this house has it.

 06:15 These growths are not right.

 06:50 Doctors don&#039;t know.

 08:00 We don&#039;t use tests, we just guess. We&#039;re doctors!

 09:10 Look at that, there is a secret code word to get an appointment.

 10:10 Great, Typhoid Mary lives in my house.

10:50 Facebook shenanigans.

 11:50 Sometimes, you have to yell.

 12:25 Drama - we don&#039;t need it.

 13:15 So confusing.

 14:50 Stop scaring the world, child.

15:50 Social media will get you some sexy time.

 17:25 This is not the story you thought it was.

 19:10 Be decent.

 20:50 Things would have been different, for sure.

23:25 And now, it&#039;s time for your daily oh, noes.

 25:00 This kind of stuff starts at home, horrifyingly enough.

 26:50 Our society is roont.

29:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0668 &#8211; Jerkfaces</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0668-jerkfaces/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 15:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Days off; to the doctor; lucky charm; movies; sex flu; owl attack; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0668 &#8211; Jerkfaces]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Days off; to the doctor; lucky charm; movies; sex flu; owl attack; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s pretty cool. - 00:15 Welcome back, parents and others. - 00:50 Can we get more school?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Days off; to the doctor; lucky charm; movies; sex flu; owl attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s pretty cool.

00:15 Welcome back, parents and others.

00:50 Can we get more school?

01:50 Sam is nothing if not mature.

02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:15 Doctor office strangeness.

 03:20 A lot of doctors are not very good. Sorry, doctors.

 04:30 We don&#039;t make appointments in advance.

 05:40 The doctor is only in one day this week. Maybe. Or not.

 06:40 Doctor robospam.

 07:50 Greed trumps service, every time.

10:15 Look, I need a lucky charm.

 11:15 This seems like a kind of extreme legend.

 13:10 No one can detect the craziness?

 15:00 The Box was a crazy, terrible movie.

 16:00 How did this happen?

 17:45 Sam knows they are going to screw this up.

18:40 The sex flu.

 19:25 This lube is not your friend.

 20:50 You have to make it worth your time.

 22:05 This is unfathomable.

23:15 Owl attack!

 23:35 Hold on to your dog!

 24:45 Hunters are out in force.

 25:55 This chihuahua is a monster.

 27:20 Oh, sack boy. You are the best.

28:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:45 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0667 &#8211; Mom Grief</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0667-mom-grief/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0667 &#8211; Mom Grief]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,Storage Wars</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s awesome. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, gamers

00:30 Little Big Planet 2 has a secret family fight trigger.

 01:40 Oh, look, it&#039;s a Sack Boy.

01:50 Sam is tired of moms. They are mean.

02:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 All the girls are slaving away at their potential jobs.

 03:45 Not everyone has Kim&#039;s mad skills.

 04:45 This is not really productive.

 05:30 Excitement wanes.

 06:30 Sewing is not easy.

 07:30 Kim is kind of condescending.

09:15 The mommy strain.

 09:45 Oh, this lady.

 10:24 Some hard truths.

 13:15 It&#039;s not all bad. Just mostly.

14:15 The family calendar.

 16:00 Who ARE these people?

17:30 Computeachers.

 19:00 This is what is known as an unintended consequence.

 21:00 Florida is about to make itself not good.

 23:30 Things are getting tighter.

24:20 Monks are cool.

 26:25 Storage Wars is really very cool.

 28:30 These people can be very uncool.

 30:40 There are no miracles. Deal.

31:35 Call us - 214.267.9899

31:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:25 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0666 &#8211; Devil Momma</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0666-devil-momma/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0666-devil-momma/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 16:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Scary gifts; the visit that was not; back to the casino; tear turn off; eye goop; Chinese mom; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - honey for your earbuds. - 00:15 Welcome back, difference makers.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Scary gifts; the visit that was not; back to the casino; tear turn off; eye goop; Chinese mom; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - honey for your earbuds.

00:15 Welcome back, difference makers.

01:10 The crazy is everywhere these days. EVERYWHERE.

02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:20 Thanks, Amazon!

02:45 Visits from parents.

 04:00 How not to get presents for people.

 04:30 The scariest monkey ever.

 06:00 Everyone was terrified of this monkey.

 08:25 Kim cleans somewhat obsessively.

 09:25 Passive aggressive denial.

 11:20 This cannot happen again.

12:45 The casino turns on us.

 13:30 And now it&#039;s not fun. At all.

 14:45 Why is this so hard to figure out?

 15:10 No chicken for you.

 16:30 Let&#039;s try the chicken again.

 17:40 It&#039;s time to step up.

 18:30 The Dark Side slot machine is perhaps the greatest slot machine.

20:10 Tears are a turn-off. Shocking.

 22:30 This eye thing is not good.

 23:20 Tea can fix most things.

 24:10 That is a lot of stuff to have come out of your eye.

25:50 Secrets of the Chinese mom.

 28:30 How to make your kid miserable in three easy steps.

 30:00 Shame is not a great motivator. Seriously.

 31:30 Not every kid can be a Straight A kid.

 33:00 The hot cocoa incident.

 34:00 Get back in the habit, kid.

36:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:20 A disclaimer.

36:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

38:10 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0665 &#8211; Wrap Up</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0665-wrap-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 16:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: 2010 review; 12 Days of Zombies; animal apocalypse; kinect power; Catfish; baby stealer; exploding robot; gold rush; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0665 &#8211; Wrap Up]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>Catfish,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: 2010 review; 12 Days of Zombies; animal apocalypse; kinect power; Catfish; baby stealer; exploding robot; gold rush; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s back! - 00:13 Welcome back my friends to the show that sometimes ends.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: 2010 review; 12 Days of Zombies; animal apocalypse; kinect power; Catfish; baby stealer; exploding robot; gold rush; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s back!

00:13 Welcome back my friends to the show that sometimes ends.

00:45 Hope everyone had a great holiday, ours was very busy.

01:25 It&#039;s the 2010 wrap-up.

01:50 Call us -214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Year in review.

03:20 The 12 Days of Zombies.

05:00 Guess what, these animal deaths are not normal.

 06:30 It&#039;s not a conspiracy, it&#039;s just true.

 07:30 This would be a huge mess.

08:40 The Kinect is not flattering.

 09:20 The Wii is now pretty much obsolete. Like, totally obsolete.

 10:30 You can&#039;t help but look dumb while dancing. Just enjoy it.

 11:50 Sam is the only one who does this.

13:15 Catfish is neat, but kind of predictable in places.

14:30 How not to steal a baby. 

 15:15 Parents, do not let strangers take off with your babies.

 16:36 Learn to raise your children properly.

 17:50 There&#039;s way too much crazy in the world.

20:15 Well, this does not seem nice.

 22:00 Don&#039;t do this, people. Seriously.

23:10 Gold Rush - this show will make most of you cranky.

 25:00 These are NOT pioneers.

 25:50 Bears - they are for hunting.

26:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

27:40 Seeya! 

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0664 &#8211; Naughty</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0664-naughty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 16:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0664 &#8211; Naughty]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>Christmas,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will save your roast beasts from Grinches. - 00:15 Takeover the world, listeners. - 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will save your roast beasts from Grinches.

00:15 Takeover the world, listeners.

01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:11 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Only the listeners can decide.

02:20 Thing 1 makes a terrible mistake.

 04:35 Sam is tired of getting yelled at.

05:15 Shopping for the Peggy sweater is not easy. At all.

 06:25 This is a sure sigh of hipsterdom.

 07:00 Burlap shoes? Really?

 08:45 Guess what - we are done shopping for presents, kids.

 10:35 The magic if Christmas is fading.

12:30 A pocket survival kit for the 12 Days of Christmas.

15:15 This seems pretty culty to us.

 16:15 Goat&#039;s heads are terrible.

 17:00 Time to move.

 18:00 Uteruses are scary.

21:00 The gambling nun.

 21:25 You should not put gamblers in charge of your money.

 22:26 This will not go well for this lady.

 24:00 The narcoleptic kid may be in trouble.

24:45 Sometimes a dad has to get real.

 26:14 When the law fails, dads gotta do what dads gotta do.

 28:11 You gotta be sure.

 29:35 Water cannons - not just for breakfast anymore.

31:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0663 &#8211; Advent</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0663-advent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 15:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0663 &#8211; Advent]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will warn you before the zombies attack. - 00:15 Welcome back, happy listeners.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will warn you before the zombies attack.

00:15 Welcome back, happy listeners.

00:50 Family get-togethers should be limited.

01:30 Distance makes things more difficult, which makes them easier.

03:30 Sam has no frame of reference for advent.

03:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

03:50 The 12 Days of Christmas.

 04:20 Sam listens to no one while eating turkey.

 04:35 Day one was Twinkies. Mmmm, Twinkies.

 04:50 Many generic foods are nasty. Trust us.

 06:30 Some things you can just tell.

06:45 Lego advent calendars are the shit.

 08:00 Kim keeps waiting for the plumber to show up.

 08:20 How did Sword Boy get in here?

08:50 Sam is denied his fancy Christmas lights.

 11:00 This is just sort of strange.

13:50 Christmas shopping is just getting weird.

 15:15 Christmas speculation is a tough game.

 16:50 The magic of Christmas eventually starts to fade when you&#039;re a kid.

17:30 The HIV cure. Maybe.

 19:30 Cell memory does not work this way.

 20:30 This would be bred out by evolution.

 21:00 Things control you. Get used to it.

 22:15 Scientists are really not that smart.

23:35 Kim electrocutes everything.

24:15 If the shoe don&#039;t fit, you must cut it.

 25:15 Only a foot fetishist cares, ladies. Do you care what a foot fetishist thinks?

 26:50 This is not good, ladies.

 27:40 Young ladies should want feet that function.

 28:40 Some day, you will want regular feet. Good luck with that.

29:50 I just want to cheer you up, lady. Here is my ink.

 30:40 Ladies, be clear when you do not want to see a guy naked.

 32:20 Be cheerful, people.

 33:50 Too many delivery people just do not care.

34:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:02 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0662 &#8211; Deep Red</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0662-deep-red/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0662-deep-red/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 15:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0662 &#8211; Deep Red]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,pirates,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Think of it as your own soundtrack for life. - 00:15 You should know better. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Think of it as your own soundtrack for life.

00:15 You should know better.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:15 Everything was fine, until Kim threw down the voodoo.

 02:25 Apparently, Sam&#039;s eyes are possessed.

 03:45 This kind of look should be reserved for truly horrific moments.

 04:55 Ignorance really is bliss.

 06:00 It&#039;s a sure sign of something horribly awry.

 07:00 The new rules.

 08:00 Too much power in the hands of evil.

 09:25 The brain in the jar issue.

 10:20 It is not a good stroke.

10:40 I will save your life, but only because it&#039;s convenient.

 12:00 I do not have time for this.

 13:15 Pay attention people.

 15:00 Sam has strange things in his drink.

16:00 This guy is not smart.

 17:25 This is how you should interpret this, men.

 18:40 Some people do not understand anything.

 19:50 Everyone evolves. Or not.

 21:50 Not all old people lock up.

22:40 Look, we need to know.

 24:45 This could work to your advantage, ladies.

 27:25 Kim suggests some pirate pr0n.

 28:45 Panning for gold might actually be a good idea now.

 31:15 Sam is experienced.

31:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:05 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0661 &#8211; Black Friday</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0661-black-friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 16:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0661 &#8211; Black Friday]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>Black Friday,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like your very own little birds. - 00:15 Welcome back, Black Friday warriors.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like your very own little birds.

00:15 Welcome back, Black Friday warriors.

01:00 We are too old to stay up all night.

01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Black Friday is kind of becoming Desperation Thanksgiving.

 02:50 Poor Thing 1.

 03:25 Shopping with girls does not make Sam happy.

 04:25 This makes it kind of impossible for anyone to get the giveaways.

 06:00 Never use free wifi to shop online. You will get burned.

 06:40 How can you have a website down all of Black Friday weekend?

 07:50 Nothing wrong with moving around.

 08:50 We are not staying any later. Time to go.

 09:20 Our kids cannot handle all nighters.

 11:00 This is not cool.

 12:50 Hey, this is not my mom.

 13:50 No one should even expect this.

 14:30 Why do people do this kind of thing?

 16:25 It&#039;s not for everyone. Keep that in mind.

17:00 Some stores suck. It&#039;s just the way it is.

 18:20 The bigger the store, the more complaints you will get.

 19:50 You don&#039;t really need this much time to return things.

20:50 Hidden kids.

 22:00 People need to be a little less selfish.

 23:00 Hard times for everyone.

 23:30 Winter&#039;s Bone is a good movie.

 25:35 Kim loves books about animals. Zooborns is her pick.

27:00 Hey, what are you doing with my camera?

 28:20 Naked pictures always always always get on the internet.

 29:30 Some people are no fun.

 30:30 Technology is far ahead of law right now.

31:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:40 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0660 &#8211; Unsoothing</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0660-unsoothing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 15:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Soothing; nasal failure; rat adoption; body garage; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0660 &#8211; Unsoothing]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Soothing; nasal failure; rat adoption; body garage; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like a holiday carol, only better. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, exhibitionists. - 02:00 Thing 1 makes no sense some days.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Soothing; nasal failure; rat adoption; body garage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a holiday carol, only better.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, exhibitionists.

02:00 Thing 1 makes no sense some days.

03:00 Black Friday is not what it used to be.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:05 The oddness gets out.

 06:00 This many tears cannot be good.

 07:00 It is soothing, you see.

 08:15 That was nice.

 08:30 Except for the bribe part.

 09:30 This is not a good way to control traffic.

 10:50 People need to stop yelling at Sam.

 12:30 An apology would have been nice.

12:55 This was unexpected.

 14:00 Protect your nose, or pay the price.

 15:30 A little bit of exercise is good for you.

 16:30 This cannot be good for dog groomers.

17:15 This is a lot of rats.

 18:35 Rats can make good pets, but they should not be allowed free rein of the house.

 20:30 You have to defend your homes, people.

 22:30 Kim is picky.

22:55 Well, this will not go well.

 24:00 There is no reason to stick around for a foreclosure.

 25:20 Banks are evil.

 26:15 Shame on you.

 27:30 This is why local banks should be the norm, now.

 29:30 You really should tell people about the corpse in the garage.

 30:20 This is not tasty.

 31:30 Kim is opposed.

33:00 The tree is going up. For reals.

34:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:32 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0659 &#8211; Loco</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0659-loco/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 15:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: The loco disaster; dance fight; fake doctor; hypocrites; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not so bad. - 00:15 Welcome back, squid people. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: The loco disaster; dance fight; fake doctor; hypocrites; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not so bad.

00:15 Welcome back, squid people.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:20 The truth behind the lies.

 03:30 In this nerd battle, there can be only one winner.

 04:30 Off to the movie!

 05:30 This makes it hard for kids to stay awake.

 08:00 You cannot have this because other people suck.

 10:00 This does not seem like the right way to do this.

 11:00 The freezer is not an escape route.

 12:30 This is not a nice plan.

14:55 Dance fight!

 16:00 Stop stabbing people with your cosmetics.

 17:20 Glitter is kind of gross.

19:30 I&#039;m a doctor. Trust me.

 21:30 You would have to be pretty tricky. Or not.

 22:30 Slow down on your crazy lying.

 23:15 Dry sockets are not nice.

25:05 You are kind of a hypocrite, dude. 

 28:50 Protests are often not what you think.

 30:30 Small churches will soon be the rule, not the exception.

31:45 Call us - 214.267.9899

31:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

32:00 Yeah, we were wrong, show went up late. Sorry.

34:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0658 &#8211; School Pride</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0658-school-pride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 15:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Project ringers; knife kids; brain rot test; morphine milk; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0658 &#8211; School Pride]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Project ringers; knife kids; brain rot test; morphine milk; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Better than a call to customer support. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people that are tired of you know who.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Project ringers; knife kids; brain rot test; morphine milk; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than a call to customer support.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people that are tired of you know who.

01:20 You cannot save your kid from a bear this way.

02:40 Call us - 214.267.9899

03:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:35 How hypocritical of us.

 04:35 This is not fair.

 05:20 Way to set expectations.

 05:50 A fast and easy way to make an awesome pyramid.

 07:20 The curve makes enemies of us all.

 08:10 People used to be far more creative.

 08:55 People were calling Thing 3 far too much.

 10:05 These people are NOT your friends.

 11:11 Not everyone can be friends.

11:50 I know - let kids bring knives to school.

 12:50 We have rules. No.

 14:15 These rules do not seem to be fair.

 16:00 No, it can&#039;t be fake, either.

17:35 A test you probably don&#039;t want to pass.

 18:55 Who wants to worry about this?

 19:55 Sam&#039;s brain is very full most of the time.

 22:30 No one warns you about pregnant brain.

 25:00 You don&#039;t want to involve Thing 3 in this issue.

 26:15 Sam gets disappointed with some shows.

26:50 Morphine milk

 30:40 Formula probably doesn&#039;t have mom&#039;s morphine in it.

32:15 Call us - 214.267.9899

32:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:16 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0657 &#8211; Delisted</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0657-delisted/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0657-delisted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 15:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Writing; Facebook hates women; super stalker; hypertextual; tattoo slicer; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0657 &#8211; Delisted]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Writing; Facebook hates women; super stalker; hypertextual; tattoo slicer; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. So brisk. - 00:15 Welcome back to our little show, peoples. - 00:25 Kim is not a licensed podcaster.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Writing; Facebook hates women; super stalker; hypertextual; tattoo slicer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So brisk.

00:15 Welcome back to our little show, peoples.

00:25 Kim is not a licensed podcaster.

01:15 NaNoWriMo - it&#039;s not for pussies.

 01:45 Words, count them.

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 Kim&#039;s plan is not fun.

03:30 Thing 2 gets kicked off Facebook.

 04:30 Facebook did not treat the child well.

 05:30 This is not a real name. Except when it is.

 06:20 This is not a photo ID.

 07:45 The physics of pictures confuse the children.

 09:50 The children must learn to live on their own.

 10:40 Just scan it.

 11:30 People lie to Sam, all the time.

 12:10 And, after all that, Facebook let her back in.

 13:30 The Internet will eat your day.

14:40 This girl was apparently super hot. 7,000 emails hot.

 15:40 Everyone has experienced this.

 16:50 This agency can find you.

 17:40 Ladies do not think this is admirable anymore. They find it creepy.

20:00 Texting teens are apparentlyÂ  little slutty.

 21:00 Social kids have more opportunities to engage in bad social activities.

 22:35 Thing 2 doesn&#039;t understand boys.

 24:15 People can hate the dad, but the dad does not care.

25:00 Here is why you don&#039;t get a girl&#039;s name tattooed on your skin.

 27:00 You do not want someone coming after you with a knife.

 27:45 Vampires and scabs.

 29:35 This will mess up your day.

31:30 Call us - 214.267.9899

32:10 Well, we did not expect that.

33:33 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0656 &#8211; Brainpower</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0656-brainpower/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0656-brainpower/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Changes; mystery missile; brain shock; ball surgery; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0656 &#8211; Brainpower]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Changes; mystery missile; brain shock; ball surgery; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a theme park all on its own. - 00:25 Sometimes, it only takes a smart dad to fix everything. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Changes; mystery missile; brain shock; ball surgery; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a theme park all on its own.

00:25 Sometimes, it only takes a smart dad to fix everything.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 Changes.

 01:45 Thing 3 is not pleased with a lot of things.

 03:20 A man has to get involved sometimes.

 04:20 Reducing distractions makes your kid smarter.

 05:35 The pillow issue - resolved.

 06:15 This is not a big deal, unless you are Thing 3.

 08:50 Your mind needs to be freed, child.

 09:35 DST is messing with the minds.

11:30 Look, it wasn&#039;t a missile. We don&#039;t know what it is, but shut up about it.

 14:00 Pay attention to the homefront, please.

 17:00 Sometimes, you have to go full vigilante.

20:40 Shock your brain for better math scores.

 22:35 Sam is not good at math. Period.

 24:15 This is not a date. At all.

25:30 This does not sound fun.

 26:15 This does not sound like an accident.

 27:56 How dangerous can this really be?

 29:10 This is a sign you are not right.

31:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:12 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0655 &#8211; Change It Up</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0655-change-it-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0655-change-it-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 14:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0655 &#8211; Change It Up]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - better than a nightmare cruise. - 00:30 Holiday schedule. Deal. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than a nightmare cruise.

00:30 Holiday schedule. Deal.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:55 Kim has an iPad freakout.

 02:30 This is like magic.

 03:10 Imagine, the internet.

04:10 Thing 1 talks about boys.

 05:15 This is what the term &#039;righteous anger&#039; was coined for.

 06:30 There needs to be a cooling off period.

 07:10 It&#039;s opposite day.

 08:10 Sticking with what you know is comfortable, but boring.

 08:40 This is really unpleasant.

 10:00 Honesty doesn&#039;t always work.

 11:50 It&#039;s time for a new holiday.

13:50 Look at this - Twinkies are awesome.

 14:30 This is actually pretty shocking.

 15:30 Breakfast cereals are loaded with vitamins.

 16:40 Just keep the sugar flowing.

 17:30 You have to get over the sickness hump, see.

 18:15 Not all college kids are brilliant.

 19:30 Kim is a fan of cheese, but not ONLY cheese.

20:15 Look, we won&#039;t keep the pictures we take of your junk.

 20:30 Oh. We lied.

 21:00 They aren&#039;t doing anything good with these pictures.

 22:20 Now we have to probe you.

 23:25 We&#039;ve really put up with enough of this crap. It&#039;s time to stand up.

25:50 Here&#039;s how you make your moneys if you run a hotel.

 26:30 The internet is filled with money, you just have to shake it.

 28:00 People would love this. We don&#039;t know why, but they would.

 29:10 The internet brings you its moneys.

30:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:18 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0654 &#8211; Halloween Bust</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0654-halloween-bust/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0654-halloween-bust/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 14:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Crappy Halloween; bouncing baby; dumb dog; wheelchair trek; fat suit; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Crappy Halloween; bouncing baby; dumb dog; wheelchair trek; fat suit; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. We know. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kim has declared this to be the final episode. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Crappy Halloween; bouncing baby; dumb dog; wheelchair trek; fat suit; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We know.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kim has declared this to be the final episode.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 Worst. Halloween. Ever.

 02:15 Thing 3 decides to grow up too fast and ruins all things childish.

 04:00 Why do people let their kids do this?

 05:25 Proof that Kim is evil.

 06:30 Sometimes a parent needs to step in.

 07:30 Just because it&#039;s Sunday doesn&#039;t mean we cancel Halloween.

 08:30 The old heckle lady finally comes through.

 09:15 Stay where you live. Do not come to my neighborhood with your stupid cars.

 11:00 If you do this, people should be allowed to kill you and burn your cars.

 12:10 Kim&#039;s mind gets changed.

 13:25 How did Sam forget all the boobs?

 14:35 People need to be restricted.

15:30 Super baby.

 17:50 This dog is dumb.

 18:50 Loyal, but not smart.

 20:30 Welcome, dog.

21:40 Fine, I&#039;ll go in my wheelchair.

 23:15 Oh. We were just stuck.

 24:15 Sometimes you can&#039;t predict the weather. Make that, all the time.

25:45 Sue your boss for making you fat.

 27:20 The McRib should not even be classified as food.

 28:20 Making pig taste bad should be a terrible crime.

 31:30 The days of fast-food are probably numbered.

 33:00 People need to learn to plan ahead. Damnit.

33:33 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0653 &#8211; Not Scary</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0653-not-scary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 14:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show:  Argument enders; Fright Fest; cold cure; giant dragonflies; big profits; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0653 &#8211; Not Scary]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show:Â  Argument enders; Fright Fest; cold cure; giant dragonflies; big profits; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It rocks. So hard. - 00:15 Welcome back. You know you missed us. - 01:30 Sam becomes good at things.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show:Â  Argument enders; Fright Fest; cold cure; giant dragonflies; big profits; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks. So hard.

00:15 Welcome back. You know you missed us.

01:30 Sam becomes good at things.

 02:20 Kim gives up.

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:15 A trip to Fright Fest.

 04:30 Some places just don&#039;t try very hard.

 05:40 Six Flags fails.

 06:15 Chickening out.

 07:45 Thanks, Rangers.

 09:50 This tram driver has an attitude.

 10:50 Sometimes, the tram is not for you.

 12:00 At least the tram ride was fun. Because the rest of this sucked.

 13:10 The cheering was very loud. But ineffectual.

13:30 Hey, look, we can cure the common cold.

 14:20 Your preconceptions blind you.

 15:50 This cure is probably not going to be as fantastic as you think.

 17:15 A scorecard would help us all keep track of this crap.

18:15 Why, science? Why would you do this?

 19:00 You couldn&#039;t pick an herbivore?

 21:00 Kim wonders if they are pretty giant dragonflies.

22:00 Whew, I&#039;m so relieved that giant oil companies are still profitable.

 24:00 This can&#039;t be good.

 25:00 No one&#039;s really staying until the job is done.

 26:00 People need to be held accountable.

 28:00 Negative campaigning just makes people not vote for anyone.

29:40 Call us- 214.267.9899.

29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0652 &#8211; Mortified</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0652-mortified/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0652-mortified/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 15:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Tooth ripper; big liars; robocallers; dick friends; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0652 &#8211; Mortified]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,tooth fairy</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Tooth ripper; big liars; robocallers; dick friends; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. That is all. - 00:15 Welcome back, shark lovers. - 01:00 Aquariums don&#039;t make it right. - 02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Tooth ripper; big liars; robocallers; dick friends; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. That is all.

00:15 Welcome back, shark lovers.

01:00 Aquariums don&#039;t make it right.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:15 Ah, dinner out.

 04:15 Well, that&#039;s gross.

 05:45 You don&#039;t get to tell the tooth fairy how much the tooth costs.

 06:50 Hey, where did THAT tooth come from.

 08:15 This movie is not scary. It&#039;s just not.

 09:00 House of the Devil - it&#039;s awful.

11:45 Green - it&#039;s probably not really.

 12:45 Business is filled with liars.

 14:00 Basically, you cannot trust anyone. Not a single person.

 15:00 Vinegar - it&#039;s a miracle.

16:00 Sorry about that, our robots got a little dial-happy.

 17:25 It&#039;s time for new people.

 18:45 Toys are different.

 19:45 Our kids are robot slayers.

 20:55 Scouts. Hate them.

22:15 Your friend is a dick.

 23:35 Oh, this is a different game.

 25:50 Bad tattoos are bad.

 27:00 No one wants to see that.

 28:45 The sucking appears to have started earlier than predicted.

30:10 No Fennec Foxes.

30:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0651 &#8211; Agony</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0651-agony/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0651-agony/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 14:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The pain; super hot; grinding ban; the creepiest inspector; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0651 &#8211; Agony]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kidney stone,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The pain; super hot; grinding ban; the creepiest inspector; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Welcome back, people with kidney stones. - 00:15 Sam craters. - 01:00 There&#039;s a difference here, and some people don&#039;t seem to see it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The pain; super hot; grinding ban; the creepiest inspector; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Welcome back, people with kidney stones.

00:15 Sam craters.

01:00 There&#039;s a difference here, and some people don&#039;t seem to see it.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Ah, a nice day off.

 03:00 You do not want to get this phone call.

 03:40 Just lay down for a second and see if something gets better.

 04:25 Sam gets no credit for his solution.

 05:50 Get out there where someone will find you if you die.

 07:40 Well, this might cost a fortune.

 09:30 Kids are weak. Sadly.

 11:00 Why are YOU here?

 13:30 This is very possible and very awful.

 14:40 This is more accurate than you might think.

 16:25 And here is why we&#039;re all fat and diabetic.

17:00 Waiters are often tricky.

 19:50 Kids are dumb and will do dumb things. That&#039;s why they have parents to stop them.

22:00 Grinding is not really a necessity at school events.

 23:00 This isn&#039;t dancing, it&#039;s foreplay.

 25:00 Grinding + short dresses = sexy times.

 26:50 Stop being ignorant, parents.

27:50 Well, isn&#039;t this creepy.

 30:00 Kim is very sensitive to this kind of thing.

 32:00 Sam gets permission.

32:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<item>
		<title>Episode 0650 &#8211; Horrorshow</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0650-horrorshow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0650-horrorshow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 14:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0650 &#8211; Horrorshow]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - just for your delicate earholes. - 00:15 Sam is probably wrong, but he does not care. - 01:30 Epad is not the same as Ipad.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - just for your delicate earholes.

00:15 Sam is probably wrong, but he does not care.

01:30 Epad is not the same as Ipad.

02:40 Sadly, none of this is true - the statistics were very misleading.

05:00 If you do not know, it&#039;s too late.

06:00 The deadly chain letter.

 07:30 These restrictions make it all very hard.

 09:25 People are way too gullible.

 11:15 Fear the blue waffle.

 12:45 Labor is hard on your lady bits.

13:30 Teach your kid to squeal.

 14:15 This is not a good idea. It really is not.

 15:00 Not all these things are the same.

 16:10 They will always find issues, that is their job.

19:20 She was angry - why are you surprised?

 21:50 There is a limit to how mad you should be.

 23:00 Some people can fix their lives. Some people cannot.

25:20 Facebook is rarely a good idea for teachers and students.

 26:50 You can be professional, or you can be a pervert.

 28:15 This needs to be limited. For the good of all.

 30:00 Inappropriate teacher advances are hard for kids to deal with. Duh.

 31:50 This is why some people should not be allowed to have an opinion.

34:00 Everyone relies on Kim. Everyone.

35:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0649 &#8211; Carving</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0649-carving/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0649-carving/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 14:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;  call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0649 &#8211; Carving]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;  call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,Halloween,kids,Podcast,pumpkin carving,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;Â  call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not scary. - 00:20 Garageband - it&#039;s pretty simple. - 01:15 We watched &#039;scary movies&#039; and both were awful.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;Â  call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not scary.

00:20 Garageband - it&#039;s pretty simple.

01:15 We watched &#039;scary movies&#039; and both were awful.

 02:15 This is not scary.

 03:10 Prices should punish you for being dumb.

03:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:45 We need a &#039;common sense&#039; rating board.

05:00 Pumpkin carving is always an experience.

 06:00 City pumpkins are kind of crappy compared to country pumpkins.

 07:00 Thing 1 finishes her pumpkin in record time.

 08:30 Kim gets scared.

 10:20 Thing 3 completed her pumpkin with Kim.

 10:35 Thing 2 spends a million years working on her pumpkin.

 11:35 This is the most frustrating experience in the world.

 12:56 Kim endorses funkins.

 14:45 Gremlins - spoiler alert.

 16:00 No thanks for spying on me.

17:20 Barracudas - now with 100% more flying and biting.

 19:30 Kim has a theory.

 20:30 Look, some cats like to swim. Accept it.

 22:00 These animals all must go.

22:45 Charity may fix everything.

 24:15 Businesses are, in most cases, just assholes.

 25:35 This would stimulate the economy and make the oceans safer.

27:30 Poor, misguided woman.

 28:00 Of course, this is where the line will be drawn.

 29:00 Guys, this never works. Honestly.

 31:00 This will NOT end well. Guaranteed.

 32:15 You think you can handle this. You most likely cannot.

33:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0648 &#8211; Improprieties</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0648-improprieties/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0648-improprieties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 14:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0648 &#8211; Improprieties]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - sweeter than pumpkin pie. - 00:15 Kim is calling the shots now. - 01:30 Stop - cannibal time. - 01:48 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sweeter than pumpkin pie.

00:15 Kim is calling the shots now.

01:30 Stop - cannibal time.

01:48 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 Sam is always working on the side.

 04:00 This sounds like it was taped underwater.

 05:35 It&#039;s best not to get mixed up in this.

 06:10 Stop talking to me, dude.

 07:50 Pro tip for spies.

 09:30 You have to do it to get paid.

10:30 Judges, strippers, guns, and drugs.

 12:30 You&#039;re a judge, you should know better.

 13:50 This is pretty embarrassing.

 16:00 Can we just get to the end of the world party time?

 17:15 Peers - what do we know about them?

 17:50 This is not a lethal punishment.

18:15 This is not how a mayor should act. Seriously.

 19:35 Sam is never the instigator. Never.

 22:25 This is why there is no faith in humanity.

 23:30 Sam loses his mind.

 24:30 Money ruins it all.

 25:50 No actual fire, okay?

26:20 Mom shows her butt.

 27:35 The list of things you might see on a butt is pretty big. And gross.

 29:50 These are the rules.

 30:50 Rules - follow them for the good of us all.

31:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:24 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<item>
		<title>Episode 0647 &#8211; Odd Men</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0647-odd-men/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0647-odd-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 13:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0647 &#8211; Odd Men]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - for when your coffee maker is broken. - 00:15 Welcome back, demigods. - 02:00 Sam is not being charitable here. - 02:15 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - for when your coffee maker is broken.

00:15 Welcome back, demigods.

02:00 Sam is not being charitable here.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 When adults lose their minds.

 05:00 This is not acceptable teacher behavior.

 06:50 This is always unnerving.

 07:50 You cannot put this genie back in the bottle, folks.

 09:50 Let&#039;s just get this straightened out.

 10:50 Administrators are just never around anymore.

 12:10 No one has basic skills anymore.

 13:15 Emails are definitely too easy to ignore.

 14:00 There will be trouble.

14:15 Sorry, Cablevision.

 14:55 Net neutrality - it is important. For reals.

 15:30 Kim gets some time to rest.

 16:15 People were warned.

 17:00 Glee will bring this all to a screeching halt.

 18:00 Just give it up, Cablevision.

 18:50 Leave my television box alone.

19:45 The old man gets down.

 21:00 Kim paints with a broad brush.

 23:30 Everyone settle down a little with your sexy talk.

26:50 Zombie babies!

 27:25 Can we please just have regular babies?

 29:25 We need some rules. Seriously.

 33:05 Tigers are tougher than you. Always.

33:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:25 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0646 &#8211; Neighborly</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0646-neighborly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0646-neighborly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 16:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0646 &#8211; Neighborly]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
<p>(...)<br/>Read the rest of <a href="http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0646-neighborly/">Episode 0646 &#8211; Neighborly</a> </p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - almost as good as a Friday night. - 00:15 Welcome back, Dexter fans.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - almost as good as a Friday night.

00:15 Welcome back, Dexter fans.

01:33 Weeds - it&#039;s more than Nancy Botwin&#039;s ass.

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:30 A question Sam does not know the answer to. Marriage FAIL.

05:30 Damn neighbors.

 06:30 This is not an unreasonable request in any way.

 07:30 Do not spray chemicals everywhere, you jerks.

 08:45 This cannot be healthy.

 10:20 This would solve so many problems.

 12:00 That&#039;s what you get, dog.

13:30 You got dosed by a stranger - now you&#039;re expelled!

 15:35 This is really not a nice thing to do.

 17:30 People have tough times. Or they think they have tough times.

19:45 This is not a nice way to act.

 20:45 Here&#039;s how to be a huge jerk.

 22:30 Everyone has problems with neighbors.

 25:30 More than wife is NOT a good idea.

27:00 These are some awesome curtains, apparently.

 30:35 This is your niche. Stick with it.

 33:50 Kim plans to eat a gator.

35:10 Call us - 214.267.9899

35:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

38:15 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0645 &#8211; Digital Exam</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0645-digital-exam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 17:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Shopping issue; chipped kids; robocars; digital birth; shooters decide; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0645 &#8211; Digital Exam]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Shopping issue; chipped kids; robocars; digital birth; shooters decide; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it has a groove. - 00:15 Welcome to the show, Chilean miners. - 01:45 This seems unlikely. - 02:50 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Shopping issue; chipped kids; robocars; digital birth; shooters decide; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it has a groove.

00:15 Welcome to the show, Chilean miners.

01:45 This seems unlikely.

02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:05 Shopping profiling.

 04:45 This kid sweats. A lot.

 05:50 Express lanes are no longer express.

 06:50 The garden center can often save you time.

 08:00 Customer service is really not about customers or service.

 09:00 It&#039;s tough around here for some people.

 10:50 This kid cannot count change for anything.

 11:50 You do not need a calculator for this.

 12:40 People should get paid for their time when this kind of crap happens.

 14:00 Retail is not really treating its customers well.

 15:00 The economy sucks. Get used to it.

16:00 Mark them with RFID chips.

 17:25 Kids are smart, they will get around this.

 18:50 Google now has cars that drive themselves.

 20:30 Kim sees the dark side in robocars.

22:30 Digital birth.

 23:20 Peer pressure to keep up with the internets.

 25:00 The internet makes everything dirty.

 26:45 Digital baby pictures are misused.

 28:00 When everyone&#039;s mistake is out there, no one&#039;s mistake matters.

 31:00 The day is coming.

 32:00 There is one hidden spot on Google Earth.

32:35 Shooters make better deciders.

 33:50 Sam sees this in action every day.

 37:40 Kim gets kind of crazy when it comes to playing on the iPad.

38:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

38:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

39:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0644 &#8211; Stabbing Pains</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0644-stabbing-pains/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: The headache; bloodsucking freaks; yoga ban; kid control; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not ironic. - 00:15 Enjoy our new opening. - 00:45 There&#039;s a lot of new Kim going on.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: The headache; bloodsucking freaks; yoga ban; kid control; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not ironic.

00:15 Enjoy our new opening.

00:45 There&#039;s a lot of new Kim going on.

01:30 There are a lot of stabbing pains going around.

02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:20 This is why Sam gets cranky.

 04:10 Do you see how this is a problem, people?

 05:25 Hey, look at this, one more disaster.

 06:40 This is not what you think it is.

 07:30 None of these are good signs.

 09:20 If this thing bursts. . .

 12:20 This is how Sam lets people know he&#039;s not feeling well.

12:50 Your blood. Give it to us.

 14:50 Stop stabbing, kthx.

 16:30 Whoa. Druids.

 17:50 Well, that kind of sucks.

19:45 Christians - no yoga for you!

 21:00 Ignoring temptation does not make temptation go away.

 24:55 Stretch Armstrong was not meant for the stress he endured.

 26:30 Shattering Stretch.

27:35 Kid control.

 29:00 Just control yourself a little bit. That&#039;s all.

33:25 Nothing happened.

34:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0643 &#8211; Lessons</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0643-lessons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 15:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: New Kim; the motorcycle ride; roofies; purifier; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0643 &#8211; Lessons]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: New Kim; the motorcycle ride; roofies; purifier; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not Halloween, but it will do. - 20:50 Kim is changing. No one knows why. - 02:00 A warning was necessary. But we didn&#039;t get one.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: New Kim; the motorcycle ride; roofies; purifier; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not Halloween, but it will do.

20:50 Kim is changing. No one knows why.

02:00 A warning was necessary. But we didn&#039;t get one.

05:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

05:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

06:40 Getting up early every day is a drag.

 07:50 Things get weird in West Texas.

 08:50 There is an edge - and this really close to it.

 09:40 This is an unusual version of Whataburger.

 11:00 Halloween decorations look a little too real out here.

 12:40 Kim&#039;s nerves get the best of her.

 13:40 The captcha nearly captures Kim.

 15:30 What is the proper waiting time when you think someone is in a lake?

 17:00 Why is Latitude so inaccurate?

 19:05 Always be cautious around groups you don&#039;t know.

19:50 Party with care.

 21:10 This is not a great place to party in the first place.

 22:20 Don&#039;t drug your friends, kids.

24:40 This professor is very mean.

 26:30 The world is becoming very feudal.

29:40 Look, I only meant to burn off his penis.

 30:30 This will not endear you to your husband. At all.

 32:40 Which Kim is talking?

32:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:36 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0642 &#8211; Hot Stuff</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0642-hot-stuff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 13:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Slutty costumes; lizard wranglers; leg burners; protesting cheerleader; pay or burn; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0642 &#8211; Hot Stuff]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,Halloween costumes,kids,monkeys,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Slutty costumes; lizard wranglers; leg burners; protesting cheerleader; pay or burn; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, prudes. - 01:15 Kim gets ready for Halloween. - 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Slutty costumes; lizard wranglers; leg burners; protesting cheerleader; pay or burn; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, prudes.

01:15 Kim gets ready for Halloween.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:35 BN will let you publish your own book.

 02:00 Horror fiction is entering a really shitty phase.

03:30 Lizard wranglers.

 04:50 The fear of a lizard.

 06:30 Monkey business.

 08:00 Haunted houses - our kids cannot handle them.

 09:15 Real ghost hunters. This will go poorly.

10:50 Hot legs - watch out!

 12:20 Don&#039;t just ignore the searing pain. Seriously.

 13:40 The dangers of the commute.

 13:50 But an iPad will never burn you. It will only love you.

14:30 Too revealing.

 15:50 Things are getting a little too slutty for school.

 17:25 Cheerleaders have an image to uphold.

 19:45 Spray on clothes.

 21:10 Spanx are not for you.

22:10 Burn it down.

 23:00 There are rules for a reason.

 24:20 Do firefighters have a Hippocratic oath equivalent?

 26:50 Do not waste money, Ft. Worth.

 27:50 Sam calls for Kimsurance.

30:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0641 &#8211; Back Door</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0641-back-door/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 13:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Babies; zombie attack; brain eater; butt bags; sex facts; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0641 &#8211; Back Door]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,sex</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Babies; zombie attack; brain eater; butt bags; sex facts; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - spooooky. - 00:15 Welcome back, people who enjoy safe sex. - 02:20 Sam wishes you could determine the evolutionary stage of your baby.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Babies; zombie attack; brain eater; butt bags; sex facts; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - spooooky.

00:15 Welcome back, people who enjoy safe sex.

02:20 Sam wishes you could determine the evolutionary stage of your baby.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:50 Attacked by a zombie.

 06:00 Knocks on the door at night are rarely good.

 06:45 This would scare the crap out of most people.

 09:45 Just tell him to go home.

 10:50 This is not going to be a scary movie.

 13:45 You will not get more viewers if it&#039;s not rated.

14:30 Zombie giiiirrrl.

 15:15 This is highly disgusting.

17:55 Thanks for the butt bag story, Cole!

 20:05 If you take drugs, you are likely taking something that was in someone else&#039;s butt.

 21:00 This should be a new legal limit.

 22:20 Intestines are poorly behaved.

23:45 Condom use amongst teens is up. Awesome.

 25:35 Sam is confused by this math.

 26:35 This is a lot of activity for one sex outing.

 27:54 This explains the pain.

 28:50 This is strange.

32:58 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0640 &#8211; Embarrassing</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0640-embarrassing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 14:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: The forbidden; booth death; condom judges; manboobs; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a blast of Halloween. - 00:20 Kim the Spider Killer. - 00:50 This isn&#039;t nice. - 02:10 Don&#039;t be an animal. - 03:30 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: The forbidden; booth death; condom judges; manboobs; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a blast of Halloween.

00:20 Kim the Spider Killer.

00:50 This isn&#039;t nice.

02:10 Don&#039;t be an animal.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:34 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:50 It&#039;s called respect, kid.

 05:40 This cannot be comfortable.

 06:30 Well this is not good.

 07:30 Most people don&#039;t even think about this.

 09:00 The internet - it has your answers.

 10:45 People are disgusting in the bathroom. Don&#039;t be.

12:55 Death by pr0n.

 14:15 You will never have any fun if you live by this rule.

 15:45 It always gets you the first time.

16:30 Intercourse - get it?

 17:35 How do our judges get so unhinged?

20:35 Men have to feed kids, too.

 22:20 Kim is way off base here. WAY off base.

 24:00 This is just gross.

 27:10 This is not a slippery slope.

28:30 Kids don&#039;t think about things the same as you do.

31:15 Kim draws the line at Sam.

32:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:02 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0639 &#8211; Carnage</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0639-carnage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Band issues; cheats and thieves; birthday brawl; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like a Halloween costume for your brain. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 00:45 Sam messed things up. - 01:30 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Band issues; cheats and thieves; birthday brawl; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a Halloween costume for your brain.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:45 Sam messed things up.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 This would be an improvement.

04:00 Band issues.

 05:00 We were wrong - these are cheap. $30.

 08:00 Once upon a time, most moms would have been able to handle this.

 09:40 How to fix a black eye.

13:05 There has to be a better way to make a buck.

 14:45 Just look it up, dude.

 17:00 Some people make things hard for themselves and others.

 19:00 Kim was not adequately warned. Time to get paid.

20:35 Birthday bash turns into birthday brawl.

 22:00 Just let your ex go.

 24:00 Little kids do not appreciate birthdays.

 24:50 Kim may not have the same dad as her sisters.

25:25 Great, vampire outbreak.

 26:45 The bats have it made here.

 27:55 Spider attack.

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 29:30 Just leave the spider where it is.

 30:30 Gecko attack!

31:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0638 &#8211; Vigilante</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0638-vigilante/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 14:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Lunch shenanigans; protecting your kid; poop fight; France goes without veils; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Enough said. - 00:20 Welcome, vigilantes. - 01:00 This is really too dumb. - 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Lunch shenanigans; protecting your kid; poop fight; France goes without veils; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Enough said.

00:20 Welcome, vigilantes.

01:00 This is really too dumb.

02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 There&#039;s a lot of money in preaching.

04:00 Discipline can get tricky for schools.

 05:20 Starving them into submission is not a good idea.

 06:15 Kids need time to eat.

 07:20 Kim gets lawery.

 08:50 Kids who don&#039;t eat are not going to be pleasant for the rest of the day.

09:20 Leave the kid alone.

 10:30 Parents, stop being douches and control your children.

 11:30 Wasn&#039;t really a problem for the kid in the past.

 13:05 We need a no jerkweed zone.

 15:30 Kids are no longer being taught how to behave, and, as a result, they don&#039;t.

16:25 Clean up after your dog, loser.

 17:15 This is yours, why did you leave it in my yard?

 17:20 A new Sam rule.

 18:45 People who are idiots won&#039;t do anything nice.

 20:00 Make people care by punishing them for their foolishness.

 21:30 Everyone gets a personal banker.

22:30 France gets spunky.

 24:00 It&#039;s your job to vote, so vote.

 25:45 What guy puts up with this kind of crap?

27:18 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:12 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0637 &#8211; Hootathon</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0637-hootathon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 13:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: An end to stupid; PE trauma; text wreckers; sexual chameleon; blood sucking freaks; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0637 &#8211; Hootathon]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: An end to stupid; PE trauma; text wreckers; sexual chameleon; blood sucking freaks; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - makes you stronger, faster, better. - 00:15 Welcome back to our show, smart people.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: An end to stupid; PE trauma; text wreckers; sexual chameleon; blood sucking freaks; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - makes you stronger, faster, better.

00:15 Welcome back to our show, smart people.

 00:45 It&#039;s not as hard as you think.

 01:45 Sam has made a lasting and positive change.

 02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:25 Thing 3&#039;s gym trauma.

 04:25 A natural ability.

 05:25 Missing clothing can cause panic.

 06:50 Do not cry at school.

 07:25 Sometimes, teachers do not listen.

 08:05 This is what happens when you break the rules.

 09:25 Monkeys are gross.

 11:00 So disappointing.

 11:45 Kim&#039;s defense.

 13:35 Sam gets corrupted.

14:10 Thing 2 becomes the egg drop champion.

14:30 Text bans cause an increase in accidents.

 15:45 This could help Kim.

 16:45 The power of GPS.

 17:45 Headphones are awesome.

 18:00 Just put the food down.

18:40 But I&#039;m really a guy. 

 19:40 Fibbing doesn&#039;t really have to be illegal.

 21:35 You don&#039;t need to sue people over this.

 23:40 This story needs more details.

 24:07 How you can tell if it&#039;s a guy. 

25:30 This is gross and you should not do it.

 27:15 Kim is opposed.

 29:45 Some helpful tips.

30:50 Dexter - it&#039;s still very good.

32:30 Kim loses her patience with adultery.

34:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:56 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0635 &#8211; Possum  Tossin</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0635-possum-tossin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 14:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: The sickness; projects; starvation; fines; the end of history; toss the opossum; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just because. - 00:15 We were sick. Really, really, sick. -  01:00 If you can&#039;t use your kids to find hazards,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: The sickness; projects; starvation; fines; the end of history; toss the opossum; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just because.

00:15 We were sick. Really, really, sick.

 01:00 If you can&#039;t use your kids to find hazards, what can you use them for?

 01:50 Kim is a breeding ground for deadly viruses.

02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 School projects from hell.

 03:30 You must start things ahead of time, child.

 04:30 Would these be worth the money? Who knows.

 05:15 Ah, egg drops.

 06:15 Sam gets no credit.

 06:40 First time success. Sort of.

 07:30 Faking research - just like real scientists!

 09:00 Finally, a chance to do a Michael Jackson project.

 11:15 Sam declares enough is enough.

 12:40 We are out of food.

14:00 Making people pay.

 15:15 It is often the fault of the parents.

 16:25 Pit bulls on the walk to school.

 17:30 Well, that&#039;s creepy.

 18:25 Kim can fight a dog.

19:40 Texas is changing history again.

 20:25 This is how you make things equal.

 22:00 This guy can barely tie his own shoes on a good day.

 24:50 This isn&#039;t really a nice thing to say.

26:00 New Zealand - home of the possum toss.

 26:40 These are not like squirrels.

 29:00 Animals are food that doesn&#039;t know it yet.

30:09 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0634 &#8211; Judgement</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0634-judgement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 13:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show:  Sam bashers; Dexter; church ink; illegal fertility; fetus sponsors; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0634 &#8211; Judgement]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show:Â  Sam bashers; Dexter; church ink; illegal fertility; fetus sponsors; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - we know. - 00:15 Welcome back, evil agents. - 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show:Â  Sam bashers; Dexter; church ink; illegal fertility; fetus sponsors; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - we know.

00:15 Welcome back, evil agents.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 The new season of Dexter promises to be too awesome.

03:30 No one tells Sam anything, ever.

 04:20 Sam doesn&#039;t have a high opinion of college life.

 05:30 Sam is paranoid, this is a fact.

 06:30 This all sounds reasonable.

 07:30 This is a legitimate problem.

 09:20 Kids don&#039;t have good brains. They just don&#039;t.

 10:10 This is why Sam&#039;s brain has a problem.

11:50 Get your church tattoo today!

 12:50 KFC isn&#039;t really healthy. Neither is religion.

 13:40 This was the beginning of the end for KFC.

 14:40 You have a guide book, you should probably use it.

 16:35 There should be a minimum threshold for Jesus Power.

19:05 These sperms are not legal.

 20:50 People will buy anything off the internet.

 22:30 Kim fears the Google search.

24:10 Finally, a sponsored fetus.

 26:15 The internet is kind of getting filled with douches.

 27:40 You should all be glad Sam isn&#039;t super rich.

 28:40 Thing 3 is very strange these days.

30:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0633 &#8211; Injustice</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0633-injustice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 14:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Book battles; red-eye sad; belly slicing; jerk boy; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0633 &#8211; Injustice]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Book battles; red-eye sad; belly slicing; jerk boy; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - probably won&#039;t clog your toilet. - 00:15 The world is not a fair place, dear listeners. - 01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Book battles; red-eye sad; belly slicing; jerk boy; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - probably won&#039;t clog your toilet.

00:15 The world is not a fair place, dear listeners.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 Thing 3 gets denied a book.

 02:50 School libraries are different, and should be handled differently.

 04:00 This can have a long-term impact on kids and reading.

 04:45 Everyone likes to see the misfortune of others.

 05:30 We let our kids read, please to not be obstructing that.

 06:30 This is a very sad story. Very sad.

 07:30 On second thought . . .

 10:20 These kids are not the same.

 11:40 Books we couldn&#039;t read as kids.

13:00 Your eyes are red. Get out of here.

 14:20 Punish first, test later.

 16:10 There are a lot of allergens.

 17:20 This is pretty shameful.

 18:15 Sam the boss.

18:40 Cutting for profit.

 19:20 Look, money makes people do bad things. Surprise.

 20:40 Sometimes, the doctor doesn&#039;t even show up.

 21:30 This isn&#039;t normal. At all.

 23:00 A simple check up can break the bank. 

 23:40 This is how they get you.

24:45 This kid is a jerk.

 25:20 Now you&#039;re just being an ass.

 26:30 This stuff really flips you out.

 28:08 You can&#039;t always judge a book by it&#039;s horrifying cover.

29:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

30:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0632 &#8211; Tempest</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0632-tempest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 13:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Tornado; creepy girl; lawyer work; making out; Xbox ban; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - needs more cowbell. - 00:15 Welcome back, denizens of tornado alley. - 00:40 Sam misses the Tempest game. - 01:30 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Tornado; creepy girl; lawyer work; making out; Xbox ban; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - needs more cowbell.

00:15 Welcome back, denizens of tornado alley.

00:40 Sam misses the Tempest game.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Oh, look. A tornado.

 03:50 Oh, weather man.

 06:00 Tornadoes are not easily predictable.

06:45 This is a little creepy.

 07:25 Preparing for the worst.

 09:10 This is not meant to be a scary movie. And yet, it is.

10:30 The house ghost.

 11:30 This is an exasperated ghost.

 12:45 Sam does not approve of broken legs in haunted houses.

 13:40 Sam has big plans for this ghost.

14:20 A bad job for a lawyer.

 14:50 It&#039;s not a matter of pay, it&#039;s a matter of horrible working conditions.

 16:15 Good work, guidance counselors.

 17:05 Kim quits her job.

18:00 When you gotta make out, you gotta make out.

 19:00 These houses are empty, who cares?

 21:00 Maybe the banks should rent them out by the hour.

23:15 No Xbox Live for this town.

 25:25 The internet can be sort of a douche.

29:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0631 &#8211; Troubles</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0631-troubles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 13:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Listener troubles; kudos; drinking girl; toy robot fire; letting her go; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0631 &#8211; Troubles]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Listener troubles; kudos; drinking girl; toy robot fire; letting her go; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people. - 00:55 There are troubles. - 01:05 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Listener troubles; kudos; drinking girl; toy robot fire; letting her go; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you want it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

00:55 There are troubles.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 A listener&#039;s problem.

 03:15 Never do this to someone else&#039;s kid.

 04:50 It&#039;s time to get ugly.

 06:00 You never let anyone get away with this kind of stuff.

 06:00 Sometimes its nice to hear other people get yelled at.

08:40 The power of a ninja blender.

 09:50 Leave me alone, salesperson.

10:40 Thing 3 gets a compliment.

 12:10 Kim gets no credit.

13:25 The toughest little girl.

 15:10 A little kid is probably as dangerous as a drunk.

 16:00 This is why Sam should never be aÂ  policeman.

 18:15 In the olden days, most kids smoked.

19:00 Toy robot emergency!

 20:00 The dragons are cursed.

 21:20 How Sam nearly died as a baby.

 22:50 The Boba Fett must be had.

24:20 Let her go, dude.

 26:40 Kim has hygiene concerns.

 28:00 Plastic momma is quiet.

 28:45 Fix this, please.

 30:30 Kim the grower.

30:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0630 &#8211; Deathwatch</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0630-deathwatch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Deathly ill; too fat to work; Discovery is awful; zombie class; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - not as sad as a funeral dirge. - 00:15 Welcome back, grievers. - 00:30 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Deathly ill; too fat to work; Discovery is awful; zombie class; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as sad as a funeral dirge.

00:15 Welcome back, grievers.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 Cat fights don&#039;t usually end well for the little guy.

 02:50 Normally, he can&#039;t wait to greet us.

 03:50 Sam is not as moved by all this, since he has had experiences with outside pets.

 04:50 There are limits to how much you can spend on an outside cat.

 06:40 This is a long time to watch an animal die.

 07:50 Sam is horrible, apparently.

10:00 Kim is lying.

10:30 Too fat to work.

 12:00 This guy isn&#039;t fit to work, anyway.

 13:30 Please don&#039;t crush your coworkers, no matter how much they need it.

16:00 Sam&#039;s not the only one who hates Discovery&#039;s programming.

 17:45 Only one kid per nipple.

 20:00 At this point, Discovery will never change.

 22:30 The Babies movie has a lot of boobs in it. And not in a good way.

25:30 Learn all about zombies in college.

 27:40 Sam does not think this is a real class.

 31:20 Maybe we should be teaching people to write.

 32:20 Amish Romance. This does not seem necessary.

34:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:22 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0629 &#8211; Too Stupid</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0629-too-stupid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 13:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Fighting; ebooks; bookstore mayhem; bad assignment; electric nipples; emergency services; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0629 &#8211; Too Stupid]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Fighting; ebooks; bookstore mayhem; bad assignment; electric nipples; emergency services; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - good and good for you. - 00:25 The bookstore fight club. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Fighting; ebooks; bookstore mayhem; bad assignment; electric nipples; emergency services; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - good and good for you.

00:25 The bookstore fight club.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 This guy deserves Sam&#039;s support.

 02:00 But not this much support.

 03:15 Magazines are overpriced.

 04:15 This is not advice, it&#039;s advertising.

05:30 We only drink half the coffee we used to.

 06:20 Benches by magazine racks are a bad idea.

 07:30 You just destroyed $100 worth of someone else&#039;s stuff, lady.

 08:30 Guys, do not put up with a ladytude like this.

 09:15 You can be confrontational and polite. And you should be.

 10:30 Sometimes, guys, you have to take a stand with your lady.

 12:15 Everyone needs to man up about this kind of crap.

 13:40 The world has changed for the better.

14:30 It&#039;s just a simple assignment, why are people so upset?

 15:00 Oh, because it&#039;s a terrible idea to ask kids to plan terrorist attacks.

 17:15 This is how kids get arrested.

 18:45 This is a terrible, terrible idea.

20:50 Things not to do in shop class.

 22:15 This is a lot of electricity to shoot through your chest.

 23:30 Safety is serious business.

 24:20 Power tools and kids often lead to problems.

 26:30 A surprise class favorite.

27:40 How did I get on the ground?

 28:30 You now have no control over what you get charged for.

 30:00 Let&#039;s charge the people at fault, not the victim.

 31:45 People need to stop letting their credit hold them hostage.

33:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:48 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0628 &#8211; Whoops</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0628-whoops/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Paper books; the camelbak; old meanies; car on the run; divorce lockdown; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - our gift to you. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you fighters. - 01:01 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Paper books; the camelbak; old meanies; car on the run; divorce lockdown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - our gift to you.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you fighters.

01:01 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 A recommendation for everyone.

 02:10 Some writers just run out of juice.

03:25 Thing 2 has the Kindle grafted to her hip.

 04:50 Sometimes you forget that you can&#039;t turn off a book.

 05:50 Some people just have to read.

 07:00 Saving books is never a good idea.

07:30 A camelbak - Sam does not get one.

 08:40 Water on the floor is our new fear.

 09:30 Cold water is tasty.

 10:40 How can smart kids be so dumb?

12:20 Old people like to read about dumb young people.

 13:40 Interns are not as clever as they think, most of the time.

 15:30 Don&#039;t screw things up.

 17:15 It must be nice to be young, rich, and clueless.

 19:35 There are different rules for the rich and famous. Very different rules.

20:15 Car on the run.

 21:45 This is not right.

 23:25 Oh, Rutger Hauer.

 24:40 Kim likes it, Sam doesn&#039;t.

26:20 The divorce lockdown.

 29:10 Don&#039;t be rude.

30:50 The Weeds wrap-up.

33:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0627 &#8211; Learning Experience</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0627-learning-experience/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Doing the right thing; mouth of fire; poop in the pool; India crackdown; has been; a very bad idea; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not available on ping. - 00:20 Some people have to be taught.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Doing the right thing; mouth of fire; poop in the pool; India crackdown; has been; a very bad idea; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not available on ping.

00:20 Some people have to be taught.

01:00 Do the right thing, and make others do the right thing.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:25 Kim gets taken out by a piece of candy.

 03:00 Kim doesn&#039;t really like hot things.

 04:20 Mmmm, so good.

 05:20 Hot is no longer just hot. It&#039;s insanely hot.

 06:40 Hot chili peppers are not safe.

 07:30 Why does Kim need a fire stick?

08:20 The shortest swimming trip ever.

 09:45 So very gross.

 10:25 Everyone out!

11:45 Give us your data!

 13:10 Fine, go back to the stone age.

 15:20 Yay for Mad Max.

16:40 Why does anyone care what this guy says?

 17:40 This guy isn&#039;t really the gatekeeper.

 19:35 Italy vs. Libya.

21:35 Never pay up front.

 22:40 This is not a good idea. Not at all.

 24:30 Kids do not think very far into the future.

 25:50 No parent even wants to think about this stuff.

 27:35 When your heroes get old.

28:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:10 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0626 &#8211; Swindle</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0626-swindle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0626-swindle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Medical shenanigans; drug factories; penny pay; stripping study; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it won&#039;t bite. - 00:15 Welcome back. Unless you&#039;re a nutrition therapist. - 00:45 That&#039;s right, swindle.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Medical shenanigans; drug factories; penny pay; stripping study; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it won&#039;t bite.

00:15 Welcome back. Unless you&#039;re a nutrition therapist.

00:45 That&#039;s right, swindle.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:20 Witnessing the reality of modern medical care.

 01:35 This liquid pencil was not that hard to find.

 02:05 And after all that time, the liquid pencil is still crappy.

 03:15 Business meetings are kind of annoying in coffee shops.

 04:00 Being a salesperson is hard and kind of scummy.

 04:45 This is a warning.

 05:30 What your doctor&#039;s office really thinks about you.

 06:00 This is one place you shouldn&#039;t feel like you&#039;re getting screwed.

 06:45 These people are even busy screwing each other.

 07:15 Evil. Just evil.

 08:30 Oh, this exercise plan totally makes sense now.

 10:00 No one should have to deal with this kind of madness.

10:20 Welcome to the cannabis factory.

 12:00 Kids are good for your drug business, apparently.

 13:30 Making things illegal usually doesn&#039;t work.

 14:20 Why do people work against themselves?

15:20 Here&#039;s my pennies.

 15:30 Wait, you won&#039;t take my pennies?

 16:25 Here&#039;s the barrel. Enjoy.

 17:10 The change jar pays for the books.

 18:30 Just pay the coinstar tax. Seriously.

 19:45 People need to get with the digital money. Like, now.

20:45 Lapdancing - better for everyone than you thought.

 21:30 Kim immediately finds fault with the study.

 22:30 Slime on the pole never hurt anyone, but you can clean it if you like.

 23:30 Why don&#039;t ladies invest in their clubs?

 24:15 Good money is a trap.

 25:45 Selling out is selling out.

 26:55 Sam ponders fetish strip clubs.

27:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0625 &#8211; Crooked</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0625-crooked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Crooked; shots and spines; headshot; chloroform at school; candy pills; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - now 30% louder than before. - 00:40 There&#039;s a lot of crooked stuff in this house.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Crooked; shots and spines; headshot; chloroform at school; candy pills; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - now 30% louder than before.

00:40 There&#039;s a lot of crooked stuff in this house.

01:00 There was aÂ  crooked man who walked a crooked mile.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 Time to make the kids cranky.

 02:15 Oh, insurance. You&#039;re so wacky.

 02:45 This seems kind of asinine of the doctor.

 03:30 Thing 1 is now too old and needs a new doctor.

 04:00 How can they see perfectly, but only at the doctor&#039;s office?

 04:30 There&#039;s a definite disparity here.

 05:25 Differences.

 05:45 Why are any of you surprised?

 07:45 Well, this isn&#039;t pleasant.

 08:40 This seems very unlikely.

 09:45 This doesn&#039;t make Thing 2 happy.

 11:10 It&#039;s not like they&#039;re physically checking.

 12:40 We&#039;ll let you know if you&#039;re spine is crooked.

 12:45 Oh, it&#039;s not.

13:40 Shot. In. The. Head.

 14:45 Normally, you will notice things on your head.

 16:30 Foreign bodies in your body are not fun.

 17:30 The new piercing danger.

19:35 Chloroform - fun at school!

 21:25 This should be a crime for children.

23:20 Machete - looks awesome.

23:50 Pill bottles filed with candy. How could this go wrong?

 25:20 Maybe we should just make medicine taste horrible.

 27:20 Stop making things less useful.

28:30 The worse retractable cord ever made.

29:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:05 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0624 &#8211; Unworthy</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0624-unworthy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The hulk; college girl; bad girl; driving boy; rescue girl; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s an auditory ambush. - 00:50 Kim loses her nerve. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:30 Sam&#039;s plan for solving crimes.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The hulk; college girl; bad girl; driving boy; rescue girl; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s an auditory ambush.

00:50 Kim loses her nerve.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Sam&#039;s plan for solving crimes.

02:50 Thing 1 heads off for college.

 04:10 College is a rollercoaster.

 04:50 Yay, you saved $300!

 06:00 Some people have skills. Some don&#039;t.

 07:05 Poor kid didn&#039;t quite grow all the way up.

 07:55 Even college kids need their parents. At least a little.

 08:35 Kids need a push.

10:30 Bad girl.

 12:00 Kim knows when teens need their attitudes adjusted.

 13:30 Sam goes for pre-grounding.

15:00 Take this to the end of the road.

 15:45 Kim did live in this part of the world before.

 16:55 What is up with the people from FL in Dallas?

 18:45 You are too small for a motorcycle, kid.

19:45 An observant little girl.

 21:15 How to get the kid potty trained.

23:50 Dexter preview looks awesome. Truly awesome.

 24:00 Weeds - nothing happened in the second episode of this season. Nothing.

25:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

25:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

26:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0623 &#8211; Pleasantries</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0623-pleasantries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Rudeness; middle school; express lanes; midwife madness; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0623 &#8211; Pleasantries]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Rudeness; middle school; express lanes; midwife madness; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will not trash your house while you&#039;re away. - 00:15 Welcome back, awesome people. - 00:45 People are no longer nice.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Rudeness; middle school; express lanes; midwife madness; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will not trash your house while you&#039;re away.

00:15 Welcome back, awesome people.

00:45 People are no longer nice.

01:10 Why are all you people being rude to this person?

 02:00 Are people really that messed up?

 02:45 This is not how a grown man should behave.

 03:25 Sometimes you can mess things up for yourself and others.

 04:15 Things can happen, kid. Bad things.

04:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

05:12 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:45 Again, just to clarify, this is not okay.

06:10 Back to school with you!

 07:10 The drop off went pretty smoothly.

 08:10 Hmm, the wrong bus. This will not go well.

 08:55 We have no idea where you are, kid.

 09:50 The worst case is never worst enough. 

 10:45 Kids used to be much hardier.

 11:40 Procrastination will bite your butt.

 12:30 You had time, kid. Nothing but time.

 13:20 Vaccinations are important.

 14:25 Why aren&#039;t people checking kids for bugs?

15:15 Express lanes have limits for a reason.

 16:30 This is not a nice thing to do, people. We see it all the time.

 17:30 You probably don&#039;t need all this, anyway. Put it back.

 18:30 Bottled tea is not good for you. Or at least not AS good for you.

19:25 Don&#039;t hit your kid.

 20:20 Kids don&#039;t really get why you&#039;re hitting them.

 21:35 You know, going into this, that you&#039;re not being nice.

 23:15 Strange but true.

 24:30 Chicken farming is not nice. Not really at all.

25:15 Midwife madness.

 26:20 Just save your righteous anger for later.

 27:25 Sometimes people get carried away.

 28:40 Be nice to everyone, or guard your butt well.

29:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0622 &#8211; Beware</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0622-beware/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Nonmetric; midnight madness; quorn; patient zero; sensors; sextortion; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0622 &#8211; Beware]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Nonmetric; midnight madness; quorn; patient zero; sensors; sextortion; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - do not place in mouth or rectum. - 00:15 Welcome back adults. And injured adults.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Nonmetric; midnight madness; quorn; patient zero; sensors; sextortion; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - do not place in mouth or rectum.

00:15 Welcome back adults. And injured adults.

00:45 The world is completely insane.

01:15 The United States is metric-phobic.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:15 Television will suck in 2030.

03:30 Midnight madness.

 04:30 Oh, college.

 05:30 And there goes the money.

 06:40 It&#039;s not a national debt amount of money.

 07:25 Sam explains the power of a budget.

 08:10 And the child refuses to listen.

 08:30 No one gets to use the fancy shampoo.

 11:30 Sam calls for socialized college.

 12:10 Look, a new rule.

12:50 Quorn - for a fungus, it&#039;s pretty tasty.

14:00 Oh, hi. Sorry for the HIV.

 15:00 Surprisingly unsexy.

 17:00 People know the risks. They just don&#039;t care.

 17:40 Why we can&#039;t have a goat.

 18:25 A little tattoo.

19:20 Something you should not do.

 20:20 Do not get caught in Canada.

 21:20 You&#039;re tiny, get on out of here.

23:15 Girls + webcams = nothing good for the girls.

 23:50 Protect your assets, ladies.

 25:20 How Kim teaches safety.

 26:00 Cleaning up your Facebook.

27:25 How could this go wrong?

 27:50 You should have known better.

 29:10 Girls do not like this.

30:10 Well, this isn&#039;t nice at all.

 31:05 Oh, Marky Mark.

 32:45 You picked the wrong Shamalan movie.

33:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:45 This movie is not for you, kid.

35:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0621 &#8211; Leftovers</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0621-leftovers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0621 &#8211; Leftovers]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will most likely not set your head on fire. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, crazy people. - 00:55 Sometimes,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will most likely not set your head on fire.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, crazy people.

00:55 Sometimes, you get a leftover show.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 A present made of Lego.

 04:00 The AT-AT is the second greatest thing in Star Wars.

 05:25 Lego instructions are not always good for simultaneous work.

 07:00 Stop grabbing!

 08:30 This was needlessly complex.

 09:30 Kim takes a walk.

 11:30 Legoland comes to Dallas.

12:30 The digital life.

 14:30 Look, this lifestyle is very parasitic. Knock it off.

 16:00 Sam contemplates a digital life.

 17:00 Our kids are already sort of moving into this lifestyle.

17:45 When you need money . . .

 18:45 Your kids are not going to be happy about this.

 19:45 Sometimes being a parent will make you crazy.

22:15 When boobs go bad.

 23:30 This must be a seriously awesome set of boobs.

 24:45 The cost of being naked in Dallas - $500.

 27:40 Salve, that&#039;s kind of odd.

28:25 The Big C - very good.

28:35 Weeds - Better than ever.

29:30 Call us - 214.267.989.

20:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0620 &#8211; Gambler</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0620-gambler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0620 &#8211; Gambler]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - sweeter than the sound of jangling slots. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, potential gamblers.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sweeter than the sound of jangling slots.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, potential gamblers.

00:35 How Sam decided on the vacation destination.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

01:50 Yay, it&#039;s time to check in!

 03:40 Please offer an alternative, don&#039;t just blow everything up.

04:40 Please leave me alone, bellhop.

05:20 Oh, look. It&#039;s hot.

06:30 The hotel and casino are nice, but no one knows anything about anything.

07:40 Wow, there are a lot of really old people here. Like, a lot.

 09:25 Don&#039;t fill the whole aisle with your scooter.

10:30 Kim prepares to play her first slot machine.

 10:40 And she breaks it.

 11:45 Kim breaks her second slot machine.

 13:20 Sam tries to explain the problem.

 14:50 Please try harder with your conversational gambits.

 16:10 These machines are roont.

16:45 This is a nice television. So why didn&#039;t you include an HD signal to it?

17:50 This water is crazy.

 18:45 I can&#039;t believe I drank that.

19:00 Never. NEVER order room service.

20:30 Kim gets hit on.

21:20 Advice from professionals.

 22:10 It&#039;s called math, lady.

 23:05 Our slot machine gameplay earned us approximately $.0001 per hour.

23:30 Sam plays poker.

 24:20 Bets make people crazy.

 25:20 You have to push. You really do.

 26:10 And this is how you lose what otherwise seems to be a perfect hand.

27:25 A reasonable breakfast price.

 27:55 This is not a normal muffin side effect.

28:50 Traffic causes people to lose their minds.

 29:50 Something you don&#039;t see every day.

31:30 The final summary.

33:00 Some plans for the future, maybe.

33:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:04 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0619 &#8211; On The Road</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0619-on-the-road/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0619 &#8211; On The Road]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, staycationers. - 00:20 We&#039;re back from our fabulous vacation.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, staycationers.

00:20 We&#039;re back from our fabulous vacation.

01:00 Sam wants to go back to there.

01:30 People, please stop giving credence to this kid.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:30 Old people, stop gambling.

02:50 Vacation decisions are made by proximity.

03:40 Google maps abandons us.

04:40 This trip is never going to start.

 05:20 Thanks, school.

 06:15 There are a lot of cows here.

 06:45 Gangbangers, please to leave the OK sign alone.

 07:25 Two-way service roads are NOT a good idea.

 08:10 We&#039;ll just take this road.

 09:00 This was NOT fun.

 10:20 This mall was clearly ravaged by zombies.

 11:30 This food court is not fun.

 12:20 Every place will be like this soon.

 13:15 Horrifying pictures may or may not be seen here.













 14:00 The Smokehouse II is a pretty decent place to eat.

 16:45 Sam remembers why he left the midwest.

 17:45 Just leave us alone, kids.

19:10 A new way to vacation. Or not.

 21:30 This is just the way it is.

 23:40 Casinos can be depressing.

25:00 Further proof that women are mean.

 25:25 Kim does this frequently.

 26:20 Sam doesn&#039;t care if he&#039;s breathing, just let him sleep.

 27:50 This isn&#039;t normal, Kim.

28:00 The littlest lassie.

 29:30 Collies are hairy.

 30:15 This dog is the terror of the neighborhood.

 32:45 Don&#039;t correct Sam on pronunciation, it makes him cranky.

 33:35 Sam is not nice when playing Starcraft.

34:42 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0618 &#8211; Hazard Pay</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0618-hazard-pay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Vacation; working with kids; make it legal; stripper defense; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back from vacation. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Vacation; working with kids; make it legal; stripper defense; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back from vacation.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Some hotels have a lot of restaurants, but they are never open.

03:10 Thing 3 is kind of clingy these days.

 04:20 At least she&#039;s trying to be helpful.

 04:50 Kids get bored easily.

 05:30 It&#039;s nice to include kids in your projects - but the mayhem is not.

 06:20 Well, this is well and truly broken.

 07:15 Sam never got the hands-on training he needed.

 08:50 It&#039;s even worse when you have to pay to fix things.

09:15 This is not a good way to get back at your boss.

 10:00 A guaranteed way to get arrested.

 11:20 This is how you know the guy does not have kids.

 12:20 Late night television is ridiculous.

 13:15 Infomercials are horrible.

14:15 We can&#039;t fight it, just make it legal.

 15:30 There is a fix to this problem.

 16:30 You do get points for this.

17:00 It&#039;s nice to see strippers taking their job seriously.

 18:50 Sometimes this can be a shock.

 19:45 Stuff - Sam knows it.

 21:10 Here&#039;s how you get even.

 22:15 America is all about strippers who can protest.

 23:30 People are just fed up with everything.

 24:10 Sam has a plan.

 25:10 Reality TV makes people MAD.

27:00 Kim is a jinx.

27:53 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0617 &#8211; The Deluge</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0617-the-deluge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The flood; lungpea; boiled alive; lice ruling; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it will rock you. - 00:15 Welcome back, you know you love it. - 00:50 Sam and new media. - 01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The flood; lungpea; boiled alive; lice ruling; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will rock you.

00:15 Welcome back, you know you love it.

00:50 Sam and new media.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:15 This makes Sam feel warm in his cold heart.

 03:30 This is what Kim sounds like when there&#039;s an emergency.

 04:35 Stop dropping ice on the floor.

 06:10 This ain&#039; no ice cube.

 07:10 That is really a lot of water.

 08:00 Thank goodness we don&#039;t store paper out there.

 08:45 Most sites aren&#039;t very good about helping you.

 10:10 This is what happens when you don&#039;t pay attention to your water heater.

 11:30 Sometimes, you have to get a girl.

 12:30 Why won&#039;t you MOVE.

 13:30 Sam completes the job with his awesome powers.

 14:30 People make things sound big and scary. They usually are not.

16:15 My lung hurts.

 16:45 That&#039;s because you have a vegetable growing in it.

 17:45 Gardening will kill you. For reals.

 18:40 Sam should get paid for this. He really should.

 19:30 An inch and a half is enough to kill you. Think about it.

 20:00 You really do want to know.

21:00 Look, this is not something you need a world champion of.

 22:18 You are in BOILING AIR.

 24:15 People will do anything for a skateboard.

 25:15 This. It&#039;s too hot.

25:40 The worst topic for any parent.

 26:30 We&#039;d prefer if the infested kids stay home. Just saying.

 27:30 No one cares if you get behind, lice boy.

 29:05 It&#039;s an infester!

 30:15 Either way, you will not be popular.

 30:55 Scientists are for sale. This is a fact.

 32:10 Don&#039;t come back until you&#039;re clean.

33:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0616 &#8211; Bound</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0616-bound/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Girl problems; bondage buddy; facebook follies; toetapper; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0616 &#8211; Bound]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Girl problems; bondage buddy; facebook follies; toetapper; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will warm the cockles of your heart. - 00:15 Welcome back, people who watch sexy movies. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Girl problems; bondage buddy; facebook follies; toetapper; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will warm the cockles of your heart.

00:15 Welcome back, people who watch sexy movies.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 Sam&#039;s problem with the girls.

 02:00 Why must you children fight.

 03:40 JUst GO TO BED.

 04:40 This is too many kids, too late at night.

 06:10 Just say no to this nonsense.

 07:25 Unless someone has died, there&#039;s no reason to make calls at this time.

 08:00 It&#039;s their job. What a horrible job.

10:00 This does not sound like a fun time.

 11:04 You have to think this through a little better, people.

 11:50 A new internet service, just for you.

 12:40 Get a buddy.

 14:50 There&#039;s an app for that.

 15:45 911 Cannot be your bondage buddy.

16:25 Searching for your spouse can be hazardous.

 17:30 this is not tricky.

 18:40 Sometimes, you have to do the right thing.

 19:40 Cheaters cheat. It&#039;s just what they do.

 20:25 It&#039;s easier to get along with someone you are not married to.

 21:00 Men don&#039;t need much of an excuse to behave poorly.

 21:40 Things are different now.

23:15 Toetapper.

 23:50 This is why you don&#039;t want Kim on your jury.

 26:50 Kim got up to shenanigans in school.

 27:50 This story is a little unbelievable.

 29:15 Oh, look. Hands are awesome.

32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:40 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0615 &#8211; Spoiled</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0615-spoiled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Spoiled; meat day; milk disaster; radioactive boars; toe biter; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0615 &#8211; Spoiled]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Spoiled; meat day; milk disaster; radioactive boars; toe biter; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - a blast of cheeriness to chase away the blues. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, hamburglars. - 00:35 Kim is, in fact,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Spoiled; meat day; milk disaster; radioactive boars; toe biter; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - a blast of cheeriness to chase away the blues.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, hamburglars.

00:35 Kim is, in fact, spoiled.

01:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 The meat day.

 02:45 2pm is a typical Dallas lunch time.

 03:30 How is this fair?

 04:15 Kim&#039;s stomach is super frail these days.

05:15 This smell - it&#039;s awful.

 06:00 Rancid milk - the smell of death.

 07:20 Well, that&#039;s a good way to make a horrible smell.

 08:20 This is the perfect time to do laundry.

 09:20 Do not buy this kind of phone. Ever.

 10:10 This is a really long time to wait.

 11:35 Sam needs some warning.

12:15 Apparently, you can&#039;t have hypodermics on I-80.

 13:35 This is not a good place to hide needles. Seriousl.

 14:25 No one is going to be happy about this.

 15:50 This is a good job for addicts.

 17:30 Kim vetoes the medicine.

18:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Boars.

 19:10 A boar bounty, if you will.

 20:10 Let&#039;s get some lions in here, all right?

 21:00 Normally, radiation is sterilizing.

 22:00 Make it a challenge.

 22:45 Kim adds one to the crying list.

 23:40 These animals, they are not your friends.

 24:15 What would Bear Grylls do? Cry like a little bitch.

25:10 Thanks, dog.

 26:15 Smells like bacon. Tasty.

 27:10 Stop drinking so much.

 27:40 Strange genetic flaws.

 28:45 This dog is your best friend.

30:00 Yay, Weeds is coming back. And so is Dexter.

31:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:02 Seeya!

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		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0614 &#8211; Support</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0614-support/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 16:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Dead hamster; old and dead; evil tech support; sexy worker ban; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0614 &#8211; Support]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Dead hamster; old and dead; evil tech support; sexy worker ban; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s catchy. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you sassy listeners. - 00:50 The hamster kicks the bucket.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Dead hamster; old and dead; evil tech support; sexy worker ban; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s catchy.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, you sassy listeners.

00:50 The hamster kicks the bucket.

 01:45 Hamster bites are more dangerous to the hamster than to you.

 03:30 How to break the news.

 04:00 Bad news spreads fast in this house.

 05:35 Thing 1 does not approve.

 07:00 It&#039;s dead. Let it go.

 08:30 This new hamster - he&#039;s angry.

09:30 Hey old . . . I mean dead dude.

 10:10 Little lies get out of hand.

 11:20 He&#039;s tired. Leave him alone.

 12:30 Repaying stuff makes no one happy.

 13:15 Honeyed monk meat. Tasty.

14:00 Tech support goes horribly awry.

 15:00 Be more careful with your naked pictures, lady.

 16:30 Blackmail is a nasty thing.

 17:45 Grown people should know better.

 19:00 This is not going to stop with one person.

19:15 Britain bans sexy job ads.

 20:15 When things are tough, people have to make hard choices.

 21:40 It&#039;s not the governments job to restrict your work options.

 23:20 Video sexy chat will change the options available for some people.

 24:50 Modesty can be tricky.

 27:00 There are rules on BB.

29:50 A tip about seitan.

32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:15 Keep in mind - things are GOING to change.

33:05 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0613 &#8211; Child&#8217;s Play</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0613-childs-play/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 15:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Tighten it up; birthday party; the switch; mini-Monet; fear of children; blind drivers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0613 &#8211; Child&#8217;s Play]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Tighten it up; birthday party; the switch; mini-Monet; fear of children; blind drivers; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - better than a heat wave. - 00:15 The show - it&#039;s shorter. Deal with it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Tighten it up; birthday party; the switch; mini-Monet; fear of children; blind drivers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than a heat wave.

00:15 The show - it&#039;s shorter. Deal with it.

01:15 Sam has been a dad long enough.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 Sam is not set up for this kind if behavior.

03:15 Birthday parties are never as short or as fun as you would think.

 04:20 So the plan is for a big party.

 05:00 Kim decides to pay for stuff, even when it&#039;s not necessary.

 06:00 This is not a comfortable situation to be in.

 06:45 Door-to-door party invites are kind of difficult.

 07:30 Your party has been delayed by a lack of guests.

 09:00 Sometimes, the venue really cleans house.

(http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fiery_sized1-150x150.jpg)

 10:20 Kids need to learn to make decisions.

12:50 Kim&#039;s new light.

 13:50 Stop touching the switch.

14:50 Big money, little kid.

 18:25 Why does this cost us so much money?

 19:25 All art is subjective and a pain in the ass.

20:00 Sam needs more horror.

20:30 Helping a kid becomes a fearsome experience.

 21:45 Being a guy is not all fun and games.

 22:55 Neighbors can be aggravating.

 23:50 Communities are stronger online than in the real world.

 25:00 Thing 3 has used up all her words.

25:40 Cars for the blind - a genius idea.

 27:00 How do you think this is going to work, people?

 28:50 Kim genes.

30:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0612 &#8211; Just Gross</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0612-just-gross/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 15:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0612 &#8211; Just Gross]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - brace yourself. - 00:50 Sometimes, the gross stuff just takes over.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - brace yourself.

00:50 Sometimes, the gross stuff just takes over.

01:20 The Colony is a little over the top this year.

04:00 Sam is through with Deadliest Catch. Kim is not.

04:50 How Kim controls things.

 06:00 Scraps that Kim can turn into something amazing.

 07:30 Sam just makes stuff up.

 09:15 This could get messy.

 10:25 It&#039;s time to make MILLIONS.

 11:30 Felt barrettes, so fun.

 12:40 Old school.

13:15 A family adventure. This won&#039;t end well.

 14:30 Sam has chosen his favorite barbecue restaurant and will not go to any others, ever again.

 15:15 This place is neat, but it&#039;s not THAT neat.

 17:15 Thing 3 is not nice.

 18:30 Stairs can be scary. Or not.

 19:50 Why do kids have to be so mean?

 20:10 What not to do when you see a patch of ancient carpet.

 21:30 No, you can&#039;t have my bag. Don&#039;t even ask.

 23:45 People need to just relax.

24:45 Beware the maggots!

 26:30 This seems like it would be really, really messy.

 27:50 Kim is not sympathetic. At all.

 29:00 You really need to be able to trust your partner.

30:00 Further proof the world is on its way to the inevitable end.

 31:30 Fine, blame it on the dog.

 32:50 Just end it all.

 33:50 Kim questions the virility of having an executioner.

34:50 Suing your victims - not a great idea.

 35:30 This would not happen in Texas.

 36:00 True Justice.

37:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

38:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

38:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0611 &#8211; Militarized</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0611-militarized/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 15:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Jaded; babysitting; obsession; fox army; learning to shoot; butt power; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0611 &#8211; Militarized]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Jaded; babysitting; obsession; fox army; learning to shoot; butt power; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Chickens love it. - 00:20 Oh, late night shows. - 00:45 Or the next show. - 00:50 This is not the greatest idea.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Jaded; babysitting; obsession; fox army; learning to shoot; butt power; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Chickens love it.

00:20 Oh, late night shows.

00:45 Or the next show.

00:50 This is not the greatest idea.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 Babysitting - it sucks when it involves an actual baby.

 03:20 Small babies are cranky babies.

 03:50 This is not a good plan.

 04:30 Ladies, make your job easier, please.

 05:20 Babies give you signals.

 07:00 It&#039;s just a nightmare.

 09:30 Unequal division of labor = unequal division of pay.

 11:40 Exposure to babies can change your opinion of babies.

12:15 Shopping with the strange.

 14:30 This does not make people happy.

 16:10 Late night shopping is best for people with this issue.

 17:15 How to make your marriage last longer.

18:50 It&#039;s an army - an army of FOXES.

 20:05 You can&#039;t have too many foxes.

 22:20 The tastiest beer ever.

23:15 Learn to shoot, the American way.

 24:35 This kind of stuff can get a little scary. Or a lot scary.

 26:45 Sam, sadly, is often right about this kind of thing. Which sucks.

28:00 This is a very strange, very awesome story.

 30:15 This is real power.

 31:00 What exactly got touched here?

 32:42 This needs to be investigated.

 33:50 Breaking a bed is a fighting offense.

34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:03 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0610 &#8211; Hostility</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0610-hostility/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Friction; angry book man; second chances; cell phone ban; tough as nails; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0610 &#8211; Hostility]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Friction; angry book man; second chances; cell phone ban; tough as nails; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s all right. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, game players. - 01:00 Don&#039;t be an NPD in Sam&#039;s world.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Friction; angry book man; second chances; cell phone ban; tough as nails; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s all right.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, game players.

01:00 Don&#039;t be an NPD in Sam&#039;s world.

01:55 Relationship friction.

02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

 04:30 Nothing for us.

 05:30 Thing 2 is a kindle addict.

 06:15 Angry man confronts us.

 07:10 Why are you being so mean to be nice?

 09:30 This is not really helpful, bookstore guy.

 10:50 You&#039;re overdoing it, kid.

 11:30 No one really gives their best anymore, it seems.

12:45 Thing 1 is not a good girlfriend.

 14:30 Ladies, this is not a nice thing to do.

 15:00 On the other hand, this is not a nice thing to ask of someone.

17:20 Thanks for helping the rest of us out. Or not.

 18:50 People need to just do the right thing for once.

 20:10 This is a lot of chances.

 21:15 Nurses are good.

22:50 Who knew prisoners were allowed to have cell phones?

 24:30 Sneaky.

 25:30 This is how much new cell phones cost, anyway.

26:50 Too tough for a doctor.

 27:30 This shouldn&#039;t have even worked.

 28:55 Some animals cause humans to freak out in a not good way.

 31:15 This is a vile circle of life.

 32:30 Some worse cause people to flip out.

 33:50 It&#039;s time to find satisfaction.

35:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0609 &#8211; Outsiders</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0609-outsiders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Zedonks; sweaty and gross; nerdcred; 100,000,000; unjust; genies; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0609 &#8211; Outsiders]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Zedonks; sweaty and gross; nerdcred; 100,000,000; unjust; genies; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Zedonks; sweaty and gross; nerdcred; 100,000,000; unjust; genies; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, adults and zedonks. -  01:10 This can&#039;t be good. -  02:15 If Sam were a zebra . . .</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Zedonks; sweaty and gross; nerdcred; 100,000,000; unjust; genies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, adults and zedonks.

 01:10 This can&#039;t be good.

 02:15 If Sam were a zebra . . .

02:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:00 Teenagers are sweaty and gross. Really sweaty and gross.

 05:10 Maybe band shouldn&#039;t involve tons of injuries.

 07:00 This plan has flaws.

 08:00 It&#039;s not really hygiene, but it&#039;s aesthetics.

 09:50 How is the boy the only clean one?

11:10 Sam loses his nerdcred.

 12:30 This was not as popular as predicted.

 13:30 Sam did not study for this event.

 15:25 There&#039;s no reason to get so upset, dude.

 18:40 Maybe this is better than girls. Or not.

19:10 Oh, look. There are lots of planets just like ours.

 20:30 This is a significant increase.

 21:25 2012 - Probably not really the end of the world. Probably.

 23:15 This is not very scholarly.

 24:10 People would have completely freaked out.

24:45 There is no justice.

 27:15 Just get elected one time. A single time.

 29:45 When did things get so far out of control?

30:50 Attack of the genies!

 33:40 This genie is super strong.

 34:15 Batboy is the best.

35:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:02 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0608 &#8211; Stressors</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0608-stressors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: ACOBP; Census seizer; heart attack; drugged up; bad names; emigrants; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0608 &#8211; Stressors]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: ACOBP; Census seizer; heart attack; drugged up; bad names; emigrants; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: ACOBP; Census seizer; heart attack; drugged up; bad names; emigrants; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as Starcraft. - 00:30 Adult Children of Bad Parents. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: ACOBP; Census seizer; heart attack; drugged up; bad names; emigrants; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as Starcraft.

00:30 Adult Children of Bad Parents.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 This is completely voluntary. And by voluntary, we mean mandatory.

 02:25 Hey, you&#039;re not the pizza guy.

 03:50 This is pretty much exactly what the internets are for.

 04:30 We&#039;ll just keep calling. Okay.

 05:50 Oh, look how simple it is.

 07:05 I should not have to pay you to annoy me. That should be free.

10:00 A tragedy in the family.

 11:40 What are we supposed to do about it?

 12:35 I don&#039;t know these people.

 13:30 There is information on the internets. A lot of information.

 15:15 Okay, we get it. You hate us. Fine.

 16:00 There&#039;s no way this can be right.

 17:00 Not really sure how this plays into your rehabilitation. But, whatever.

18:00 A new form of child abuse.

 19:30 Or not.

 20:30 Not all drugs do what you think they do.

 22:30 There has to be some differentiation.

23:25 Look, your name is offensive to us, all right?

 24:50 Control makes things simpler. It also makes things break harder.

 25:50 This accent is not an exaggeration.

27:05 Unemployed? Move to India.

 28:30 Sadly, India is going to shut you down hard soon.

 30:00 There should be a law . . .

 31:00 People should be held to their promises.

 33:50 Things you can&#039;t put in a comic book.

34:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:10 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0607 &#8211; Switches</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0607-switches/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0607-switches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0607 &#8211; Switches]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you&#039;re hearing it in your earholes. - 00:15 Welcome back, all of you who hate summer.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you&#039;re hearing it in your earholes.

00:15 Welcome back, all of you who hate summer.

00:59 This is not how you stay cool.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:25 Kim nearly gets run down in the parking lot.

 03:15 Learn to drive with the flow of traffic, please.

 05:30 Maybe you should have been wearing this, dude.

 07:00 Know your limits.

 08:30 How can you see through this, old people?

09:20 Shopping with Thing 3 is a nightmare.

 11:40 This is a crazy number of requirements for socks.

 12:50 Kim finds the holy grail of OCD socks.

 14:15 Choices are ruining kids.

 16:00 What is wrong with sweatpants?

 17:00 Smackdown in the aisles.

 18:00 The make-up solution.

20:35 Rise of the chocolate czar.

 21:40 This is unlikely to work.

 22:40 And here&#039;s why.

 24:15 The final supervillain.

25:05 How to deal with unpleasant fanatics.

 27:50 If you don&#039;t like it, avoid it. It&#039;s easy to do.

 29:15 Sam is right about costumes, by the way.

30:45 How to barter.

 32:15 This is how you learn to trade up.

 33:00 It&#039;s just basic supply and demand.

 34:10 Some people do not value things properly.

37:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0606 &#8211; Upsell</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0606-upsell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0606-upsell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Bank fees; last colon call; full jail; artsy father; hologram Jesus; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0606 &#8211; Upsell]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Bank fees; last colon call; full jail; artsy father; hologram Jesus; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Bank fees; last colon call; full jail; artsy father; hologram Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, MLM people. -  00:30 This never pays off. Not for anyone.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Bank fees; last colon call; full jail; artsy father; hologram Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, MLM people.

 00:30 This never pays off. Not for anyone.

 01:15 It seems like this COULD be a success. But no.

 01:50 Sadly, not even porn can save some businesses.

 02:10 This doesn&#039;t seem like things that most ladies want to discuss.

 02:50 Let&#039;s all get naked! Or not.

04:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:10 Kim&#039;s bank account makes us cranky.

 05:50 This question is getting tiresome.

 07:30 Five times seems like a lot. A whole lot.

09:30 Kim&#039;s ridiculous trip to the doctor.

 10:15 Every five years isn&#039;t too bad.

 11:00 The pictures of Kim&#039;s colon are a little scary. Or a lot scary.

 11:40 Maybe the doctor got lost.

 12:40 Colon fitness program - that&#039;s new.

 13:50 You, sir, are not a great spokesperson for your workout program.

 15:30 This really doesn&#039;t seem ethical.

 16:15 How is this fair?

17:10 Prison&#039;s full, no punishment for you.

 18:25 Maybe you don&#039;t get treatment, but you should still get jail.

 19:35 Old people are tricksy.

20:30 Bad father. VERY bad father.

 21:25 Not a nice dad.

 22:15 In no way is this art.

 24:05 There are laws. Don&#039;t break them.

25:50 Hologram Jesus.

 26:50 This doesn&#039;t seem very personal.

 27:45 Sam&#039;s rules for church.

 29:45 See, this is very generous.

 32:30 This is not a good idea.

 34:15 This will cause the rest of you problems.

35:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:21 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0605 &#8211; Misunderstood</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0605-misunderstood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Inception; eavesdropper; the leak; wrong direction; tarballs; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0605 &#8211; Misunderstood]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Inception; eavesdropper; the leak; wrong direction; tarballs; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not just for breakfast anymore. - 00:30 Sam can&#039;t be friends with Mel Gibson anymore.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Inception; eavesdropper; the leak; wrong direction; tarballs; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not just for breakfast anymore.

00:30 Sam can&#039;t be friends with Mel Gibson anymore.

 01:10 How can you defend this guy?

01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 Kim draws a line.

03:05 Inception is fantastic. Truly fantastic.

 04:00 There are no times to take a pee in this movie. At all.

 04:50 Boobs could improve almost any movie, though.

 05:50 Oh, Sly.

 07:25 Kim at the movie.

 08:45 Why would you put so much water in a long movie? Meanness.

 11:00 A freaky sky.

 12:00 Sam is roont.

14:00 Thing 3 is paranoid and self-deprecating. Not a good plan.

 15:30 Things are different for our kids.

 16:50 No child needs to go into their parents&#039; room. At all.

 18:15 This is a bonding experience Sam does not want or need.

 19:15 Leave your mother alone while she is sleeping.

20:00 Oh, look, someone knew there was a problem.

 21:00 Sometimes, you have to go over the head of your boss.

 22:00 Being a whistleblower isn&#039;t fun. Being a douchenozzle is worse.

 24:15 Sometimes, things do go horribly awry. But you should still TRY.

26:20 Hey, wait, this is Somalia.

 26:40 Maybe you check this before you start building.

 28:20 This would just be annoying.

30:15 Tarballs - not really good for your scalp and skin.

 32:30 Just go somewhere else to swim.

 33:40 Shark eggs are not nice.

34:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:30 Be attentive to changes. Seriously this time.

36:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0604 &#8211; Blood Bath</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0604-blood-bath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Sharktopus; blood work; foot daggering; brain injector; off-shift death; annointing the kids; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you could use it as your kick. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, sharktopuses.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Sharktopus; blood work; foot daggering; brain injector; off-shift death; annointing the kids; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you could use it as your kick.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, sharktopuses.

00:50 Just stay with what we know, celebrities.

 02:10 Plastic surgery can make you an alien in your own home.

03:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:30 Thing 3 wants some blood work.

 06:00 Blood tests are sort of easy to do.

 07:20 Once upon a time, blood was not a horrifying fluid.

 08:50 Do not clone a T-Rex, science. You will kill us all.

 10:30 Sam worries about things.

10:45 Kim gets impaled.

 11:30 This is not looking, kid.

 12:15 There is a lesson to be learned here.

 13:15 That has to hurt.

 14:30 Thumb tacks are not needed in the bathroom.

 15:30 There is no yield to ceramic tile.

 16:20 Figure it out, kids. Figure. it. out.

16:50 Impurities. Into your head.

 20:00 Stop messing with the brain. Seriously.

21:40 Do not go to the hospital after or before regular hours.

 23:20 Good delivery rooms are in short supply.

 24:50 Kim nearly died because there weren&#039;t enough nurses to keep an eye on her.

26:00 Hey, kids, it&#039;s time for your daily anointing!

 27:20 I bet if you asked, everyone would have said no.

 28:10 Look, magic oil!

 29:10 Religion in schools is probably a risky proposition.

 30:00 Kim nearly became a basement dweller.

 31:30 Ah, nostalgia.

 32:45 A pro tip for the young folks.

33:50 These tapes are gold.

35:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0603 &#8211; Sexcapades</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0603-sexcapades/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Expiration dates; polyp report; carjacker; a lesson; lottery luck; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0603 &#8211; Sexcapades]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Expiration dates; polyp report; carjacker; a lesson; lottery luck; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not as nice as a day off. - 00:15 It&#039;s a family podcast. You know. For adults. - 01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Expiration dates; polyp report; carjacker; a lesson; lottery luck; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not as nice as a day off.

00:15 It&#039;s a family podcast. You know. For adults.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:50 Sam prepares to quit his job.

02:20 The kids are suddenly very concerned with expiration dates.

 03:20 It&#039;s midnight, the fairies made the food bad.

 04:10 Some stores don&#039;t care whether the food is good or bad.

 05:25 Dairy doesn&#039;t try to trick you when it goes bad.

 05:50 Sun screen goes bad. Or does it?

 07:20 Can people please synchronize before Sam loses his mind?

 09:00 We don&#039;t want food to be like inkjet printer ink. Ever.

 09:50 Let&#039;s just trick them.

 10:35 Seitain is indeed, very tasty.

11:30 Butt check.

 11:50 There is apparently a good kind of butt growth.

 12:45 This is the body part with the most traffic.

 13:30 Fistulas are worse than fissures.

 14:50 Antibiotics are not a fix.

16:20 I was carjacked. Wait, I mean, I was having sex.

 17:05 This is how you know you&#039;re doing it right.

 20:15 Never mention this movie, ever again.

20:55 This is how you teach a friend a lesson.

 21:55 Your brain tries to protect you.

 23:00 I walked into a door is not a viable excuse.

 24:00 This is the lesson that was trying to be taught. It is not a good lesson.

25:20 Four lottery wins. That seems fishy.

 26:30 She&#039;s a witch!

 28:30 Things that can be replaced.

 29:20 Sam would be ousted in a heartbeat.

30:30 Call Kim - 214.267.9899.

30:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:55 Don&#039;t forget, buy stuff at our Amazon link. Thanks.

31:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0602 &#8211; Judgement Call</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0602-judgement-call/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Daggering, again; birds; spy eye; silent raids; leg burners; girl power; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - maybe it&#039;s time for a change. - 00:20 Daggering, it&#039;s not good for anyone. Ever. - 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Daggering, again; birds; spy eye; silent raids; leg burners; girl power; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - maybe it&#039;s time for a change.

00:20 Daggering, it&#039;s not good for anyone. Ever.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 The Family Circle - really stupid, but eerily accurate.

 02:50 Birds are disgusting creatures. For real.

 03:40 This is not the parakeet you&#039;re looking for.

 04:50 Pictures are good to document the horror.

 05:25 This is what happens when your kid does too much yoga.

 06:05 When you grab an injured bird, it probably isn&#039;t going to be happy.

 08:00 Birds - they&#039;re not so smart.

 09:00 Flocks stick together, to peck out your eyes.

11:11 They&#039;ve got their eye on us.

 13:00 You already know all about me. Why are you asking?

 14:30 We&#039;re not exciting, leave us alone.

15:00 These are not the workers you are looking for.

 16:30 You really need to punish the employers.

 18:00 There is some truth here.

 19:50 Sam attempts to bring on the end of times.

20:40 Fire is not your friend.

 23:50 At least it&#039;s the good kind of stump.

 24:50 A mean trick played on Sam.

26:45 Oh, Miley, what have you done?

 27:40 Little girls have more sense than you think.

 28:30 Thing 3 draws a line.

 31:15 Some songs are tricky.

 32:40 Don&#039;t do this. Seriously.

33:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:22 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0601 &#8211; Thinking Cap</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0601-thinking-cap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Bathroom spelunking; hamster hunter; Facebook reunion; blood sport; abuse yourself; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0601 &#8211; Thinking Cap]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Bathroom spelunking; hamster hunter; Facebook reunion; blood sport; abuse yourself; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Bathroom spelunking; hamster hunter; Facebook reunion; blood sport; abuse yourself; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - good for what ails ya. - 00:15 Lamps, how do they work? - 01:30 Oh, Mel. - 03:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Bathroom spelunking; hamster hunter; Facebook reunion; blood sport; abuse yourself; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - good for what ails ya.

00:15 Lamps, how do they work?

01:30 Oh, Mel.

03:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:25 Thing 3 decides to go spelunking.

 06:00 This is not an escape route.

 07:50 Stalls don&#039;t fit like they used to.

 09:30 This is not a good plan. Ever.

 10:15 Girls are gross.

11:50 The hamster hunt.

 13:50 This is not a hamster anyone wants.

 14:35 Research - it&#039;s not as hard as you think, apparently.

 15:55 Why this is a bad precedent.

 17:40 The bargain hamster.

18:50 Sometimes, you don&#039;t want to find people. Or they don&#039;t want you to find them.

 20:10 You can&#039;t always convince people you have changed.

 21:00 No one wants to deal with this.

 21:40 These are not Sam&#039;s real parents.

 22:25 So gross.

 23:30 Sam&#039;s plan for how to raise kids.

23:50 Well, this is a truly horrible idea.

 25:25 A lot. A lot of blood.

 27:00 This would not make you popular.

28:10 Self abuse.

 30:00 Crazy is forever, sadly.

 31:25 There&#039;s nothing wrong with being fodder.

 32:50 Martha on the yard.

33:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0600 &#8211; Exterminated</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0600-exterminated/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The Etsy committee; exterminator; get yours; banker rebound; pet ban; prisoner training; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0600 &#8211; Exterminated]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: The Etsy committee; exterminator; get yours; banker rebound; pet ban; prisoner training; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The Etsy committee; exterminator; get yours; banker rebound; pet ban; prisoner training; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s what you want. - 00:15 Welcome back, people. - 01:05 No more vagina patterns on sheets,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The Etsy committee; exterminator; get yours; banker rebound; pet ban; prisoner training; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s what you want.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

01:05 No more vagina patterns on sheets, please.

01:30 That is a lot of episodes.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 Kim and the exterminator.

 03:00 This is disgusting.

 04:00 Kim demands a certain level of clean.

 05:00 Please stop leaving food on the floor in your room.

 07:00 Giving away clothes.

 08:30 Where you work can greatly affect your demeanor.

09:30 Sam despairs.

 10:45 It&#039;s not pessimism, it&#039;s reality.

 12:40 If Kim were a crab fisherman . . .

14:00 Good to work for the banks, I guess.

 15:40 The big picture is not a pretty picture.

 16:50 It&#039;s good for them, not good for you.

 18:30 Take a stand.

19:00 Pet purchase ban.

 22:00 Old cats are not always nice.

 23:50 No more exotic pets.

 24:10 Sam has a plan.

25:35 Using prisoners for training.

 26:35 Protecting your own.

 28:15 Learn your lesson.

 29:10 Sniper justice.

29:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:48 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0599 &#8211; Birthing</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0599-birthing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Uterine zapper; family night out; sparkles; unhappy parents; spying; justice; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0599 &#8211; Birthing]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Uterine zapper; family night out; sparkles; unhappy parents; spying; justice; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like brains to a zombie. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know you love it. - 00:50 Multiples are ova.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Uterine zapper; family night out; sparkles; unhappy parents; spying; justice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like brains to a zombie.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know you love it.

00:50 Multiples are ova.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 Family night out is very expensive.

 03:50 Sam is a Skittles bigot.

 04:30 Fizzy Skittles = disgusting.

 05:30 This really seems like a mistake.

 07:05 Now we&#039;re stuck with a giant bag of gross.

10:00 The rainstorm from hell.

 10:40 Kim and Thing 1have trouble using their phones.

 11:40 Gas station etiquette.

 14:10 Kim and the girls get drenched.

 15:15 Despicable Me was pretty good.

16:35 Why we were late for the movie.

18:15 Kids are not a happiness magnet.

 19:50 Happiness is a funny thing.

 20:50 Women do like to shop.

 22:00 Kids need to know their place in the universe.

 22:50 This is a myth, and Sam is right.

24:50 Perfect Citizen - how can this go wrong? 

 25:40 The name is not trustworthy.

 28:45 This is how it starts.

30:15 Justice at last.

 31:25 That would be a lot of music.

 33:00 They go after the weak, like coyotes.

35:35 Thing 1 has terrible taste in music.

38:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

38:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

39:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0598 &#8211; Gray Matters</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0598-gray-matters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Shopping; the rage; conduct disorder; marriage avoidance; burning motivation; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0598 &#8211; Gray Matters]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Shopping; the rage; conduct disorder; marriage avoidance; burning motivation; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - soothing, yet invigorating. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Shopping; the rage; conduct disorder; marriage avoidance; burning motivation; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - soothing, yet invigorating.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world.

01:10 Barbecue is so much better than vegetarian chili.

01:20 Kim is starting to see the light.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Thing 2 goes shopping. Sort of.

 02:30 Sam does not approve of buying clothes for Thing 1.

 03:20 These really are unmentionable to Thing 2.

 04:10 Padding seems out of control these days.

 04:45 This conversation has to end.

 05:45 Sudden embarrassment.

 06:15 People need to get over their issues.

08:00 Thing 1 on a rampage.

 10:25 This is not a good time.

 11:30 Sam no longer cares.

 12:30 There is a limit.

13:30 Oh, look - teenagers with brain damage.

 14:15 And now we know you&#039;re damaged.

 15:50 Boys are generally aggressive, it&#039;s what they are.

 17:20 Oh, they&#039;ll scan kids for this, guaranteed.

18:50 This lady really does not want to get married.

 20:45 Well, this could be a nightmare.

 21:50 This lets the light in.

23:15 Let&#039;s get motivated!

 23:30 Or get the hell burned out of us!

 25:58 Your boss never really wants you getting motivated.

 27:50 Kim has tough feet. Very tough.

 30:10 Shoes would save Kim a lot of pain.

31:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0597 &#8211; Nightmares</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0597-nightmares/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Robots; moths; nightmares; hair jam; ear shields; texters; JB in the NK; bad pictures; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - the other white meat. - 00:30 The nightmares are beginning. - 00:50 The beast has woken.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Robots; moths; nightmares; hair jam; ear shields; texters; JB in the NK; bad pictures; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - the other white meat.

00:30 The nightmares are beginning.

00:50 The beast has woken.

01:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:25 Robots are for winter, more than summer.

02:55 The girls have lost their minds.

 03:55 Stop freaking out over bugs.

 04:25 The giantess moth ever.

 05:00 Oh, but this one is in the house. Oh, noes.

 06:30 Just listen and get rid of the moth.

 08:10 This is way too late/early to deal with a moth.

 08:45 Parenting fail.

 09:30 Contact therapy.

09:35 What is up with the nightmares?

 10:40 Tofu chili is good.

 11:05 Don&#039;t try to trick me.

 12:00 Managing expectations is key.

 12:40 This is scary.

 13:50 Kim is a little off now.

 14:30 Eating is a challenge for Kim, now.

15:30 This is not good.

 16:00 It is not food.

 17:11 What kind of hair?

 18:00 Welcome back, Arthur.

 19:30 Return of the monarchs.

22:10 Ear shields.

24:10 Idiots are still texting while driving.

 24:20 Even moms.

 25:15 The red light is not a safe zone.

 27:15 This is all you should be allowed to do while driving.

28:10 JB in the NK.

 28:40 The internet is not your friend.

 29:30 This haircut is ridiculous.

 30:45 Stop making words senseless.

33:15 Don&#039;t be mad if your picture is bad. You made it bad.

35:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:14 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0596 &#8211; The Third Kind</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0596-the-third-kind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The procedure; drunk trade; bong baby; good kids; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s here for you. - 00:25 The invasion is over. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The procedure; drunk trade; bong baby; good kids; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s here for you.

00:25 The invasion is over.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 And now comes the time for the plunging.

 02:15 Who knew you could be disappointed by this procedure.

 02:35 The shocking disappointment.

 03:10 To be fair, this is not Kim&#039;s fault and was beyond her control.

 04:30 This is not a nice thing to put in the waiting room.

 05:15 What is wrong with you, dude.

 06:10 Stop talking to me.

 06:50 When your hand is small, needles look huge.

 07:45 Relax, dude.

 08:45 You should know something about your medical history.

 11:10 If this all took place in 15 minutes . . .

 11:30 I really wish I could just not show up for work.

 12:45 Just let people know, assmunch.

 13:50 This is how you put yourself out of work.

 14:40 Where you don&#039;t want to be.

 15:30 This is the best job.

 16:15 Here comes the sleepy juice.

 16:45 This is now how you want to go to sleep.

 17:15 And now it&#039;s over.

 17:55 This is now what Sam was told.

 18:25 Kim wakes up pretty fast.

 19:25 Well, that&#039;s in appropriate.

 21:20 A little cleanup, please.

 22:05 Paging Dr. Douchebag.

 22:45 This is not the right diagnosis.

 23:30 Thanks for the removal.

 24:30 I&#039;m not a doctor, so some explanation is in order.

26:30 Drunk trading!

 27:30 This is not a good way to work.

 30:55 These guys never learn.

31:50 Not a nice way to raise a baby.

 32:20 The kid is getting high.

 32:45 Even if the baby is not stoned, you clearly are.

 33:30 Just stop.

 35:20 Flaming hot cheetos are not for babies.

36:00 You can influence your kids.

 37:37 Don&#039;t crack down too hard.

 38:50 Just be open with your kid.

 40:25 Don&#039;t be too strict, either.

44:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

44:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

45:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0595 &#8211; Enduring</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0595-enduring/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Prep time; staying busy; endless setlist; oil shenanigans; disappearing girl; daring girl; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It will take your mind off of things. - 00:15 Kim is clean as a whistle. - 01:15 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Prep time; staying busy; endless setlist; oil shenanigans; disappearing girl; daring girl; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will take your mind off of things.

00:15 Kim is clean as a whistle.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 Kim does not like probing, by aliens or otherwise.

 02:30 It&#039;s the nerves, as much as anything.

 02:45 It was a precautionary, voluntary proceure.

 03:30 There are not a lot of clear foods.

 04:00 This was a lot of medicine.

 04:45 It will make you explode. And not in a good way.

 05:45 Why can&#039;t they make a medicine that does not taste like crap?

 06:30 It is like magic. Black magic.

07:30 Kim decides to stay busy to keep her mind off things.

 08:20 This is not a recommended way to be productive.

 08:50 Again, just too much medicine.

 09:25 You can&#039;t sleep when you&#039;re pooping.

 09:50 Now everything has to be timed.

 10:40 If you don&#039;t eat, where does the poop come from?

12:10 The endless setlist is pain.

 12:45 85 songs is a significant time investment.

 13:25 Don&#039;t make this difficult, kid.

 13:50 20 songs in, things are going pretty well.

 14:30 This is not a good thing to do, kid.

 15:10 No one&#039;s twisting your arm, here.

 16:15 There&#039;s a blood clot fear.

 16:30 Fail. Epic fail.

 18:35 These songs just suck.

 19:15 The final failure.

 20:15 This is not really a game anymore.

20:55 BP is fishy.

 21:20 Oh, you&#039;re sneaky.

 22:25 We&#039;ll just hide it.

 23:30 This is not true.

 23:50 Why isn&#039;t anyone watching?

 24:45 Sam is a flip flopper with regards to Apple.

26:45 Disappearing girl is reappearing.

 27:35 This all started as fun and games.

 29:00 This would make you paranoid.

 29:45 It is not worth it. In any way.

30:30 Daring girl.

 31:25 Now you&#039;re scared.

 31:50 The midwest work ethic.

 32:35 Caves - not the safest place to be.

 34:20 Punishment is going to be dealt.

34:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:27 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0594 &#8211; Countdown</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0594-countdown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 22:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Probe prep; ulterior motives; spies; bayonettes; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just because. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people who no longer care about things. - 00:45 Sam gets no credit for his dieting ways.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Probe prep; ulterior motives; spies; bayonettes; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just because.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people who no longer care about things.

00:45 Sam gets no credit for his dieting ways.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:15 Anyone can get a kindle book now, you don&#039;t have to have a kindle.

02:45 Kim prepares to prepare for the probing.

 03:35 A liquid diet.

 04:00 This is not really a food color.

 04:35 The purge is on the horizon.

 05:15 This is indeed explosive in your guts.

 05:30 You would think there was nothing left.

 06:00 Your intestines hide things.

 06:35 Kim is not as cranky as she could be.

 07:25 Sam does not want to see this.

 09:20 Sam recovers a repressed memory.

 10:00 This is not nice.

11:25 Sam manages to keep everything alive.

 11:50 Thing 3 does all the work, somehow.

 12:30 This is not how you wash the dishes.

 14:00 The truth comes out.

 14:35 Kim encourages pay for work.

 15:35 Rise of the coupon book.

15:50 Oh, noes, spies!

 16:20 No moose or squirrel.

 16:50 This is not the same as being a spy.

 17:30 Hot spies are a marketable commodity.

 18:00 Spies are really sneaky.

 19:00 This should not be surprising.

 19:50 This is not really the spy group you&#039;re looking for.

21:45 Hey, granny, how ya doin&#039;?

 22:15 Pills are confusing.

 22:40 Wait. What?

 23:30 That is threatening.

 24:15 This is not safe.

 25:25 This seems to be an error in communication.

 26:00 Kim lays down the law.

 27:45 Sometimes, you gotta shoot a dog.

 28:45 THis dog is out of control.

29:15 THis has no business in a stroller.

 30:20 If I only had a bike.

 31:45 People are dumb.

 33:10 This is not nice.

 35:40 Not a nice night&#039;s sleep.

 37:30 How to deal with old age.

37:59 Call us - 214.267.9899.

38:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

39:36 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0593 &#8211; Academic</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0593-academic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 15:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Starving Kim; college orientation; sororitize; hockey suit; too fat to ride, again; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It eases the cravings. - 00:15 Welcome back, starvers. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Starving Kim; college orientation; sororitize; hockey suit; too fat to ride, again; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It eases the cravings.

00:15 Welcome back, starvers.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 The actual purpose of this may be to cause a prolapse.

 02:10 Sugar the toilet bowl to avoid problems.

03:10 Kim and Thing 1 battle traffic to go to orientation.

 03:50 It&#039;s rain, not the apocalypse.

 04:30 It&#039;s kind of big, and hard to miss.

 05:00 Construction detours can really mess with your GPS.

 06:15 Give people time to pee.

 06:50 A half hour is a good break.

 08:10 Do some recon, kid.

 08:45 Kim doesn&#039;t need this remedial crap.

 10:15 Crap, group therapy ambush.

12:30 Sorority girl.

 13:10 It&#039;s not that much of a commitment.

 14:35 This sorority is not for you, kid.

 15:15 Pictures say a lot.

 15:45 Not all girls like other girls.

 16:40 The kid is easily influenced.

17:45 Suing when your kid sucks.

 18:15 Irreparable damage, I tell you!

 18:55 Even in Canada, hockey cannot be this important.

 19:45 Not everyone is good at what they want to be good at.

 20:45 Tryouts teach you a lot.

 22:00 We&#039;re not paying to suck. It&#039;s not that kind of team.

 22:45 These guys were turned down for everything.

23:30 You must be this skinny to ride the wizard.

 23:55 An admirable goal.

 25:35 It&#039;s a safety issue, see? 

 26:25 Once you lose the weight, you&#039;ll get new interests.

 28:15 Corners have been cut.

29:00 Vampires!

30:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:02 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0592 &#8211; Moving On</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0592-moving-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Deadliest catch; the end of parenting; work for it; vaccine cost; internet denial; laborers; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! - 00:00 Theme music. Because you asked for it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Deadliest catch; the end of parenting; work for it; vaccine cost; internet denial; laborers; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)

00:00 Theme music. Because you asked for it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, friends and neighbors.

00:45 Sam jokes, because he&#039;s ascared.

01:50 Teach your kid to read.

02:35 That&#039;s enough of the Deadliest Catch. It&#039;s as good as it will ever be.

03:15 Sam is not sure what he&#039;ll miss about parenting.

 03:30 There is something good about pretty much all kids.

 04:25 You cannot coordinate with teenagers.

 05:25 You have to wean yourself off of kids.

 06:30 The joys of freedom.

 07:25 Keep your identity, parents. Keep it.

 08:10 Teenagers make their parents mad to make the end easier.

08:30 Your Baby Can Read. Honest.

09:10 Kim cuts off the money train.

 09:45 They have things they want to do, but want us to pay for them.

 10:45 That&#039;s too much money for kids.

 11:20 Slave driver Kim.

 13:15 Movies are way too expensive.

 13:45 Lower prices = more tickets = more money.

14:30 Whooping cough epidemic - wow, we totally could have avoided this.

 15:40 People may not remember how bad this stuff was.

 18:10 Sorry, it&#039;s no longer a choice.

 19:10 Insurance companies need to stop being douches.

20:15 Pakistan starts filtering the internets.

 20:50 If the people want to be religious, they will be. Or not.

 21:50 The new plan for global peace and prosperity.

 23:20 The internet is offensive - if you care, don&#039;t use it.

 24:15 Forcing people to be religious never works. Look it up.

 25:35 Well, how could this go wrong?

25:00 Yes, we can do your jobs.

 26:00 When times are good, we don&#039;t want to. But in tough times, yeah, we&#039;ll do it.

 27:00 This is not going to change the price of apples.

 27:40 You don&#039;t have insurance, but we do fix you for free. So . . .

 29:15 We are good at figuring out easy ways to do things.

 30:10 You are not going to stop this.

32:30 Sam misses the old days.

 33:30 This is an experiment that will never work out.

33:55 Call us - 214.267.9899

34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Episode 0591 &#8211; Pretty Girl Syndrome</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0591-pretty-girl-syndrome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music. It is what it is.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

01:00 Stop listening to this show, children.

01:45 These are not quirks, they are crazies.

 02:30 There&#039;s no reason to tell people these kinds of things.

 03:00 We&#039;re not all the same.

 03:45 It is not the tools that make the writer.

 04:35 Nothing is happening to you, kid.

 05:20 Journals can be cool looking.

 06:40 The &#039;sound&#039; of a book is not really important. At all.

 08:00 This will catch up to you in college.

08:45 Teach your baby to read, and maybe to write.

10:15 The pretty girl discount is a powerful thing.

 11:30 Crazy shopping.

 12:15 Well this doesn&#039;t seem normal.

 13:40 This is not normally something you want.

 15:00 Oh, look, you&#039;re pretty so it&#039;s free.

19:25 The reward for being nice.

 22:00 Sam can&#039;t be your friend now.

 22:40 We&#039;re not even out of things we can do with humans yet.

 23:15 Where is the security in all this.

 23:50 This would make most parents very angry.

25:15 This is important to know.

 26:25 This is probably not going to escape.

 27:50 You really cannot tell just by looking.

 29:40 Condoms, people. Use them.

 30:50 It probably will not become an epidemic anymore than it already is.

32:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:06 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0590 &#8211; Conflicts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
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Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - almost as good as a straight flush.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, it&#039;s just for you.

01:00 Kim has no appreciation for Sam&#039;s ideas.

01:30 There are too many conflicts in this house.

01:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:50 The summer drift.

 04:50 Snapping the kids back into shape.

 05:30 Punishments are the way to fix things.

 06:30 This is why Kim has to do everything herself.

 07:10 Mom gets played by the kids.

 07:50 Sam has a fairy tale.

08:00 Teach your baby to read before it&#039;s too late.

09:00 When the cool vest becomes too hot for words.

09:40 Kim and the girls enjoy the park.

 12:15 Beware the birds, girls.

 13:45 The car fetish bird.

 15:24 Bird ambush.

 16:15 When you can snatch the goose from my hand . . .

17:15 Kim protests the news.

17:50 Facebook - where the fights start.

 18:30 The internet is everywhere, but your kids don&#039;t need to be on it.

 19:20 Because we don&#039;t insult people enough, they don&#039;t have a tolerance for it.

 20:30 This is not an internet problem, it&#039;s a people suck problem.

 21:30 For most people, fighting is not fun, it&#039;s a learning experience.

22:50 Friends. Who needs them?

 24:30 If you don&#039;t have friends, there may be something wrong with you.

 25:30 Parents should really take a stand on this.

 26:30 Depriving kids of this learning experience is brutal. 

28:50 Work/life balance - not just for girls anymore.

 29:30 Men get the shaft in relation to family time at work.

 31:25 Babies are hard on the whole family.

 32:00 Your actions affect others. Learn that.

 32:50 What? Kim cursed!

 33:50 It&#039;s always the weekend for Kim in the summertime.

35:42 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0589 &#8211; Restricted Access</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0589-restricted-access/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Deadwasher; dirty pool; work/life; realy illegal; the Axe; pretty sperms; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - the other white meat. - 00:15 Welcome back,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Deadwasher; dirty pool; work/life; realy illegal; the Axe; pretty sperms; call us - 214.267.9899.

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00:00 Theme music - the other white meat.

00:15 Welcome back, money pit fans.

01:00 Kim ponders the procedure.

 01:30 It&#039;s not your butt you should be concerned about.

 02:25 Kim is not great with anesthetic.

03:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:45 This is not a sound you want your dishwasher to make.

 04:35 Kim is not happy when doing this kind of research.

 05:05 The breakdown.

 05:50 This sounds pretty expensive.

 06:40 Kits are a rip off.

 07:40 This is kind of an expensive housecall.

 08:30 This kid does not know how to wash dishes. Parenting fail.

09:00 Teach your kid to read. Now.

10:50 Thing 1 gets a harsh lesson in life.

 11:20 A simple solution to a privacy issue.

 12:20 Thing 1 complains about work.

 12:50 This is not a great way to keep up on your work.

 14:10 Do not swim in dirty pools unless you want to die.

 15:30 This is a fun sucker.

 16:20 Kim is the meanest wife ever.

16:35 Nebraska gets in on the action.

 17:45 This problem has a simple solution.

 18:45 Let&#039;s reciprocate, shall we?

 20:45 If it&#039;s good enough for the president, it should be good enough for us.

22:25 This does not sound like fun.

 23:25 This should come with a warning of some type.

 24:25 No one should complain about this technology.

 25:40 Sam is not the first person to think of this.

 26:00 Let&#039;s make this a little more proactive.

 26:45 Thing 1 misses the twist.

 27:10 Sam probably shouldn&#039;t be as offended as he is.

 28:40 Resistance is futile. And painful.

29:20 Where to get your pretty sperms.

 30:00 Even uglies like pretties.

 31:00 This may actually be an important question.

 31:40 There are hidden genetic dangers.

 32:30 Many examples disprove this theory.

34:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:08 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0588 &#8211; Fessing Up</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0588-fessing-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 15:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Restricted; broken fan issue; dancing queen; wax off; dry wall coverup; lying men; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s a game changer.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Restricted; broken fan issue; dancing queen; wax off; dry wall coverup; lying men; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s a game changer.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all of you unicorn eaters.

00:55 Sam does not believe that not eating meat will make him feel better.

01:40 Come clean, people. Seriously.

02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:20 Sam really does like his new phone.

03:40 Who broke the fan?

 05:30 The secret is revealed.

 06:15 Oh, so that&#039;s how it happened.

 06:30 There&#039;s no sense correcting this misconception.

 07:30 It&#039;s not like it can&#039;t be fixed, it&#039;s just no EASY to fix.

 07:50 In the olden days, everyone paid.

08:35 Make your kids smart - teach them to read.

09:50 Thing 1 tries to be grower.

 10:45 You cannot go here, kid. I don&#039;t care what the law is.

 12:25 You do not smoke, why would you go here?

 14:00 This is how cool my kid is.

 14:50 Other secrets our kids kept.

15:30 Why men should not wax.

 16:45 Do not let someone pull off your balls.

 18:35 It does heal pretty quickly, but it does not feel good.

 20:15 No man should do this. Ever. Never. Ever.

22:00 Oh, look, it&#039;s a dry wall coverup. 

 23:00 Someone needs to pay for this foolishness.

 24:00 This guy looks like a real scapegoat.

 25:00 Apparently there was a meeting we didn&#039;t know about.

 26:20 Florida takes a stand.

28:00 Men think they share family responsibilities 50/50 with their wives.

 28:45 Oh, but they lied.

 29:50 This makes time drag.

 30:50 Get an agreement in place, people.

 31:45 We prioritize things differently.

 33:20 There are some phases that are more fun than others.

36:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0587 &#8211; Plants of Doom</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Meanness; poison ivy; going meat light; heads on a plane; action star; pet laws; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music. It will not teach your baby to read.</itunes:subtitle>
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00:00 Theme music. It will not teach your baby to read.

00:30 Kim is not as nice as you might think.

 01:10 Kim&#039;s mom likes to keep the house hot and dry.

 01:45 The Venus Flytrap gets all the meats.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:20 Poison ivy is not nice to have in your ear holes.

 03:10 Sam is not really affected by poison ivy. Kim, however, nearly dies.

 03:50 Do this if you think you might have poison ivy.

 04:45 These juices can dry out and then lie in wait.

 05:45 How to treat your poisoned skin.

 06:40 This can help your kids get through it.

 07:20 Recognize the danger before it&#039;s too late.

07:50 If you teach your baby to read, they can avoid these dangers.

 09:20 DO NOT BURN POISON IVY.

10:45 Sam was once the prime carnivore.

 11:35 Turkey burgers are simply disgusting.

 12:45 When you like a lot of things you don&#039;t need as much meat.

 13:50 No matter what Sam did, this thing had no flavor at all.

 14:55 You have to just quit, sometimes.

 15:50 Sam will get his flavor needs met elsewhere.

 16:45 We&#039;re not going vegan, we&#039;re going meat light.

 17:30 Starting a menu is too hard.

 17:50 Healthy food can be a scam. A BIG scam.

 18:45 Tofu looks nasty. Just NASTY.

 20:05 Sometimes, you just have to get used to a horrible idea and move on.

 22:25 Every upside has a downside.

23:00 This is now how you should ship a human head.

 23:45 This will blow your mind.

 25:00 Sam thought the wrong part of Motel Hell was fake.

25:50 Your head, use it.

 26:30 Life is not an action movie.

 27:10 You&#039;re not really smart until you&#039;re 30.

 28:00 Admitting your stupid is the first step.

 28:45 A train isn&#039;t as scary as a semi.

 29:45 Wait for the twist.

 30:40 This is NOT a good idea.

31:20 More laws are not what we need.

 32:30 This is why no one will help lost animals now.

 34:00 Sam changes sides. Sort of.

34:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

37:38 Seeya!

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		<title>Episode 0586 &#8211; Progress</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Flying water spiders; career choices; arcade death; contractual beating; hot gas; pickle juice; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know you like it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Flying water spiders; career choices; arcade death; contractual beating; hot gas; pickle juice; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - you know you like it.

00:15 Welcome, welcome.

01:00 What the hell are these spiders doing in my pool?

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:50 Sam doesn&#039;t want the house full of idiots when he&#039;s trying to work.

 05:10 When teens go see a military recruiter, things can get dicey.

 06:05 Thing 1 knows she can&#039;t handle a long-distance relationship.

 07:20 You shouldn&#039;t do this unless you REALLY want to.

 08:00 If you don&#039;t take the ASVAB, you&#039;re not really ready for the military.

 09:00 A plan, you need one these days.

 10:00 Thing 1 takes matters into her own hands.

12:30 Teach your kid to read and avoid these problems.

13:50 A part of Sam&#039;s childhood just died.

 15:10 What Sam learned at arcades.

 16:35 Restaurants are not arcades. Bowling alleys might be, but maybe not.

17:35 This contract says I get to beat you up.

 19:00 This is what happens when stupid people watch Law and Order.

 20:25 Pregnancy changes men. Not always in a good way.

21:35 Bounty Hunter for Jesus.

 22:35 He was probably pretty close to where he needed to be.

 24:00 There are probably hundreds of bounty hunters all over Pakistan.

 25:30 Whatever, Sam&#039;s not up on his geography.

26:00 Hot gas is a huge ripoff.

28:50 Pickle juice - apparently not as gross as we thought.

 30:05 This is not much of a test.

 31:00 The food limits are pretty harsh.

 32:30 You never know what this might be useful for.

32:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:48 Seeya!

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		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0585 &#8211; Evolution</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0585-evolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Brushes for the inside; new phones; internal problems;Â  bad organs; lightning Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s awesome.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Brushes for the inside; new phones; internal problems;Â  bad organs; lightning Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s awesome.

00:15 Welcome back, we missed you.

00:30 This term is gender neutral.

 01:30 Fine, so a brush isn&#039;t a good idea.

02:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:55 Please teach your babies to read. Please.

04:00 This is why you&#039;ll all get iPhones on other carriers before Sam.

 04:55 You can get anything on launch day, you just have to be diligent.

 06:00 Why Kim is irritated with her new phone.

 07:20 This is what happens when you don&#039;t listen to your dad.

 09:45 How Kim decides to ruin a phone.

 10:50 Sam is not going to hunt down anymore phones for anyone else.

11:00 This is a pain that will linger.

 13:30 The less pleasant a test is, the cheaper it will be.

 15:00 Sam wants to be supportive. But he also wants to eat ribs.

 17:25 Who is vegan by choice?

 18:00 There will be more to come. Oh, yes.

 20:00 Kim is pretty nervous about the preparations for this.

24:00 This doesn&#039;t seem like a good candidate for organ donation.

 28:00 Maybe you don&#039;t wait for sparkling clean organs.

 30:00 No kid needs to be in the doctor&#039;s office for this.

31:00 This is not the smartest way to get the treatment you need.

 34:00 Sam has an answer for you.

 35:30 This is not a good plan, but Sam&#039;s not known for thinking things through.

36:30 Jesus disapproves of your idol.

 39:30 If you are a true believer, how is it that you don&#039;t listen to the message?

41:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

41:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

42:48 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0584 &#8211; Nonsense</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0584-nonsense/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 14:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show:Â  Crossroads; pool crusher; oddities; the odd couple; fornicator; familial relations; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just for you.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show:Â  Crossroads; pool crusher; oddities; the odd couple; fornicator; familial relations; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

00:15 The crossroads of Sam&#039;s life.

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 Sam defeats the pool.

 04:40 The pool will turn on you in a heartbeat.

 05:15 Just die, trees. Please.

 06:10 This is not a pool, it&#039;s a pond.

 07:20 You really should not have to clean a pool when you&#039;re a guest.

 08:10 Who knew the lake was kind of dirty?

09:00 Teach your kids to read, before someone else does.

09:50 There is something weird going on here.

 11:00 What is the deal with this blanket?

 12:30 This is actually a helpful ghost.

 13:30 How did that get there? Magic!

 14:45 How would you lose this?

15:45 Oh, Bobby.

 17:50 This is not the way to handle things.

 18:40 Sometimes, you just have to admit what you&#039;ve done wrong.

 19:50 Break your meal down.

20:20 Don&#039;t break the commandments.

 21:30 If you have religious schools, you have to allow them to have religious rules.

 23:40 This does not get you extra god points

 24:00 Sam has plans.

 24:45 An unusual protest.

 25:30 Some things are just impossible.

26:50 How to make a family faster.

 28:00 Here&#039;s the rule.

 28:25 And here&#039;s how you get around the rule.

 29:40 How do you keep track of who has had the milk?

 30:55 Five times. That&#039;s the magic number.

 33:10 Just leave it behind.

 34:00 How religion makes people poor. And then keeps them that way.

 35:30 This is the next step.

36:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:32 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0583 &#8211; Reality</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0583-reality/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0583-reality/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 14:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Apartment shopping; hexahedron; hard lessons; HIVupuncture; labor robbers; making it illegal; ;call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Apartment shopping; hexahedron; hard lessons; HIVupuncture; labor robbers; making it illegal; ;call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music. It starts up your groove thing.

00:25 Everyone is welcome, even for douchebags.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899

00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:55 Thing 1 goes apartment shopping.

 01:50 Ah, the price of being a grown up.

 02:30 Some days, you need Nintendo time.

 03:00 Sam bans the boy from the pool.

 04:45 A harsh life lesson about to be learned.

 06:30 Maybe Thing 1 needs more responsibility to figure it out.

08:45 Teach your baby to read. NOW.

10:15 Hexahedron - it&#039;s very cool.

 11:20 These wooden blocks are too heavy to throw.

 12:50 Kim does not preempt a dangerous situation.

14:50 This is not going to make Sam happy. At all.

16:10 Acupuncture - now with 100% more HIV.

 17:10 It&#039;s hard to be 100% sure about anything.

 20:00 Kim is not looking forward to going to the doctor.

 20:50 Sam is often mocked for his problems.

21:35 Slave labor robbers.

 23:25 Texas has some pretty special home defense laws.

 24:20 There is no correlation here. Sam needs a gun.

25:50 Another law to make illegal aliens unhappy.

 27:10 Why other states will follow Arizona.

 28:20 Guess what, you&#039;re already breaking the law.

 30:20 It&#039;s too bad the Change never happened.

32:40 Movie stars will fix everything if we just give them a chance.

34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0582 &#8211; Lessons</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0582-lessons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 23:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show:Â  Mean girl; bike rider; phone search; helicoptering; lost at sea; gamers and old ;call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - it will rock your socks with a chai...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show:Â  Mean girl; bike rider; phone search; helicoptering; lost at sea; gamers and old ;call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - it will rock your socks with a chainsaw and a stick of butter.

00:15 Kim is very mean today - but welcome back, anyway.

01:20 The girls in Kim&#039;s family are all vikings.

 02:25 Kim&#039;s mom probably does not do this. Probably.

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 Thanks sponsors - especially Your Baby Can Read.

03:00 Sam is actually the one who taught this kid how to ride. 

 03:30 Why Kim doesn&#039;t divorce Sam.

 04:30 Sam is not the bad guy here. Seriously.

 05:45 Kim teaches everyone to ride a bike.

 07:00 Target fixation is not nice.

 09:00 No helmet, no riding. Seriously.

11:00 Teach your kid to read, or you&#039;ll regret it. Seriously.

12:00 How Apple lost three iPhone customers thanks to AT&amp;T.

 13:00 Sam just wants one thing. Seriously. One thing.

 15:30 Sam has powers. Serious powers.

17:00 Helicopter parents ruin their kids.

 19:30 Our kids were not to be coddled. Because they were evil.

 19:50 Open up a little, people.

 20:50 Responsibility makes your kids better. Much better.

 23:00 Kids will adapt if forced to.

24:00 Things you shouldn&#039;t let your kid do.

 25:15 Rescue boats are impractical, Kim.

 26:25 Living through your kid is a bad idea.

 27:10 Time Bandit to the rescue!

27:50 Sam doesn&#039;t game enough to make this happen. Seriously.

 28:35 Fine, we&#039;re old.

 29:50 Brains in a box. Also, cocks.

 32:00 Kim really doesn&#039;t get how awesome Mortal Kombat is. Most girls don&#039;t.

33:25 If you go see The Karate Kid, you do not love us.

 35:00 This is just dumb. Please stop the dumb.

35:16 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

37:05 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0581 &#8211; Peer Pressure</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0581-peer-pressure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The summer drift; coffee kids; attholes; watch dogs; bad principal; contagion; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0581 &#8211; Peer Pressure]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: The summer drift; coffee kids; attholes; watch dogs; bad principal; contagion; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The summer drift; coffee kids; attholes; watch dogs; bad principal; contagion; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! - 00:00 Theme music - it hits the spot.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The summer drift; coffee kids; attholes; watch dogs; bad principal; contagion; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)

00:00 Theme music - it hits the spot.

00:25 Wannabes wannabe drinking.

00:40 Kim is on the drift.

01:35 Does peer pressure work on companies?

 03:00 Maybe someone should be a little more honest.

 03:30 Kim is smarter than Bethenny.

04:20 How can you eat so much without a stomach?

 05:00 Coffee can be good.

 05:45 We used to be pretty serious about coffee.

 06:45 Beat the clock!

 07:40 Sam is not unreasonable.

 08:00 Cheaper. Not better.

 08:40 The crash is really not good.

 09:10 Some people are too hypocritical.

09:45 If you can read, you don&#039;t have this problem.

10:55 Kid watch dogs.

 11:30 Our kids don&#039;t understand moderation.

 12:25 This is clearly too much beer.

 13:05 Just go to bed, kid.

 14:15 Maybe you&#039;ll learn something here, kid.

14:45 AT&amp;Holes sucks.

 15:30 Why Sam is not going to get an iPhone anytime soon.

 15:50 But I live HERE.

 16:30 The SamHack is alive and well.

 17:20 Dear Steve . . .

 18:35 It&#039;s just not for Sam.

18:50 A principal with no good principles.

 19:20 I can guess why she was fired . . .

 20:15 Everyone has to blow off some steam.

 21:30 Little kids can&#039;t be left alone for many reasons.

 22:10 Kim is too conscientious.

 23:30 This was not the first time. Seriously.

 25:00 This should concern you.

27:00 Divorce is very contagious.

 28:10 This is not science, it&#039;s common sense.

 30:10 We&#039;re actually good for your marriage.

 31:50 Men don&#039;t forget, okay.

32:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0580 &#8211; The Graduate</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0580-the-graduate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Graduated; degree choice; no celebration; rude conversation; shocking justice; sick sympathy; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0580 &#8211; The Graduate]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Graduated; degree choice; no celebration; rude conversation; shocking justice; sick sympathy; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - as good as it gets.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Graduated; degree choice; no celebration; rude conversation; shocking justice; sick sympathy; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - as good as it gets.

01:00 Sam is a drunk, apparently.

01:20 Our responsibilities have ended.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 Not everyone who graduates amounts to something.

 03:50 A simple job for a simple man.

 04:30 Settle down, security man.

 05:25 Sam doesn&#039;t get to sit with his wife.

 07:00 Digital cameras only, please.

 07:55 You really have no idea how big this is.

 09:10 Congratulations to us.

11:10 Teach your kid to read before it&#039;s too late.

12:10 This is not a real degree.

 13:00 Some degrees make money; some degrees just cost money.

 13:55 Jumbotrons make everything better.

14:15 Only high school graduations are celebrated here.

 16:30 Kim is older than you might think, apparently.

16:50 Rude conversations.

 18:15 This is really rude.

 20:15 Don&#039;t be a rude guest.

21:55 This is how you handle boys.

 23:30 Sam believes this guy got off extremely lucky.

 25:15 This guy is up to no good.

 26:40 Sam&#039;s newest iPhone app.

26:50 Apparently, men are whiners when sick.

 28:45 Sam is so misunderstood.

 31:45 Kim has no mercy.

 33:15 How to prove your manliness.

34:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:27 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0579 &#8211; Overdoing It</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0579-overdoing-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Not grown; a toast; vacation labor; travel coordinator; dirty pool; iPhone pain; school sell-out; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Not grown; a toast; vacation labor; travel coordinator; dirty pool; iPhone pain; school sell-out; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s back from vacation!

00:20 We&#039;re so old. So very, very old.

 00:30 This is something that Sam does not approve of. At all. 

 01:20Â  A good way to deal with things.

 02:25 Punish the deserving.

03:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:30 A toast.

06:40 Sam was given a lot to do on his vacation.

 07:55 Wasteful people.

 09:30 Sam takes his ribs seriously.

 11:30 Heartbroken.

11:45 We&#039;re so professional.

12:05 Kim is a professional coordinator.

 13:20 Clearly there was a miscommunication.

 15:10 We&#039;re not your entertainment, people.

16:20 Sam is not a fan of the dirty pool.

 17:16 Pool genocide.

 18:00 Thanks, spiders. You&#039;re no help at all.

 19:00 This is not a smart thing to do.

20:35 iPhone disappointment.

 21:20 Sam is not a big fan of AT&amp;T&#039;s network.

 22:20 It doesn&#039;t matter how cool the phone is. The network is sheeit.

 22:40 This experience did not fill Sam with joy. It filled him with broken glass.

 25:00 A message to Apple.

 25:50 This is how serious the issue is.

26:45 School sell-out.

 27:50 Keep your kids away from credit cards.

 28:50 This is an important lesson for your kid to know.

 29:45 Don&#039;t you people make enough money off the kids?

 30:50 These are all scams. ALL OF THEM.

 32:15 How to sell to teens.

 33:15 Even smart kids are stupid.

34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:54 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0578 &#8211; Sadness</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0578-sadness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Buying time; self sufficient; bank snafu; home repair; whorehouse for sale; man sadness; illegal towing; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Buying time; self sufficient; bank snafu; home repair; whorehouse for sale; man sadness; illegal towing; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - because it will rock you.

00:30 Kim can&#039;t do the show at night, she can&#039;t do the show in the afternoon. What?

01:30 Sam is sad. Very sad.

02:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:45 Kim does too much for the kids. Life is about to change.

 04:00 There is too much of a good thing here.

04:30 Business, please do what we pay you to do.

 05:30 Well, this is some embarrassing shit.

 06:12 Why do you do this to me NOW?

 07:10 How does this happen? 

10:00 If your kid is stupid like Sam, teach him to read.

 10:40 A simple test of intelligence.

12:00 People lied to us.

 13:45 This guy did not have a lot of skill.

 14:30 We&#039;re practically experts.

 15:30 Sam does not approve of responsibility.

17:00 Kim the cleaning freak.

 18:00 Little girls are gross. Don&#039;t let anyone tell you otherwise.

19:50 A business

 21:15 There&#039;s not a lot of use for an old whorehouse.

 21:50 Very different views of whorehouses.

 22:15 Sam volunteers to check it out.

24:00 Boys get sad, too.

 24:40 This is why men are sad.

 26:00 A plan that&#039;s good for all.

 27:30 No one is saying this. Seriously.

28:00 Not so free speech.

 29:30 Companies need to learn to be forthcoming.

 30:30 This is a really bad idea that doesn&#039;t work.

 31:00 Just get serious about your complaints, people.

 32:50 This is who Sam would tow.

33:50 Law Abiding Citizen. A good movie, with flaws.

34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0577 &#8211; Awful Truths</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0577-awful-truths/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 13:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Horribleness;Â  adulthood; missing books; baked goods; the reasons of poverty; in the butt; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Horribleness;Â  adulthood; missing books; baked goods; the reasons of poverty; in the butt; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music. Because you know you gotta have it.

00:15 Kim does way too much.

00:45 In way too little time.

01:10 People learn that things are not good.

03:20 Thing 1 becomes an adult.

 04:00 And she gets a computer.

 04:50 It&#039;s best to just hide the wealth.

 05:45 Oh, they need money now. I see.

 07:00 You are not going to get the 8gb one. You just aren&#039;t.

 07:55 It&#039;s not fun when you&#039;re not a kid anymore.

 08:50 Adults still have rules.

 11:00 Sam is apparently not nice.

11:30 The school year is OVER.

 11:50 We don&#039;t have books to turn in. Seriously.

 12:30 We have this kid, see, and she&#039;s not exactly reliable.

 13:30 Summer drift can be a little scary. Or a lot scary.

13:40 Teach your kid to read. For reals.

14:45 Has a real issue with baked goods.

16:30 The secrets of global poverty.

 18:00 At least you have your priorities straight.

 20:15 Nobody wants to talk about this kind of thing.

 21:30 This will, in fact, cause people to stop donating money.

 22:15 Well, this isn&#039;t something you want to hear.

24:20 A sure sign that you have too much crap.

 25:05 We have a lot of diseases that no one else does, becauseÂ  we&#039;re dumb.

 27:00 Sam has a plan. Naturally, it is not a great plan.

 28:20 This actually is a solution.

30:20 See, I fell . . .

 30:45 No one can see the handle in her butt?

 33:30 How does this become a risky surgery?

33:50 Sam tricks the family.

35:20 If only giants ruled the world.

37:07 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0576 &#8211; Risky Behavior</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0576-risky-behavior/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 14:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Hell office; showing off; tooth ache; upgrade downgrade; teen horror story; sunscreen bogosity;Â  call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Welcome back,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Hell office; showing off; tooth ache; upgrade downgrade; teen horror story; sunscreen bogosity;Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Welcome back, people who are already preparing for Christmas.

00:20 Kim doesn&#039;t want anything to do with this 12 Days of Christmas idea.

00:50 Sam ponders the meaning of risk.

01:20 We&#039;re not mad at ALL bus drivers, just abusive ones.

02:00 THIS was traumatic, and Sam didn&#039;t get any days off for it, at all.

02:30 Sam has to start going back into the office every day, and it&#039;s a nightmare.

 04:20 You would think contractors would try and be a little nicer.

 05:20 This is what happens when people are rude.

07:00 Kim is a cleaning fiend as she prepares for her mom to arrive.

 08:45 The counter has been cleaned and the people were amazed.

 09:45 Things just build up over time. There&#039;s not much you can do about it.

 10:40 Don&#039;t hang out in my room, child.

 11:40 Where did the day go?

 12:30 Barbecue is awesome.

13:00 Your Baby Can Read - if you get them this program to help out.

14:00 Thing 1 is going to owe Sam a million dollars.

 14:50 This is one of the most expensive things to have fixed.

 17:00 This is a message from the universe to be prepared. Sam did not listen.

 18:15 Kim sees into the future and kind of saves Sam some money.

 19:10 Sometimes, it pays to not pay right away.

 20:00 This is not a satisfying answer.

 21:00 People get screwed when they don&#039;t protest.

24:20 Thanks for messing up my affair, phone company.

 26:00 Thanks, bank.

 27:00 Kim does not approve of this issue.

 28:20 Everything in a marriage has a price.

31:00 This is a horrible game. Truly, truly horrible.

 32:30 Kids need to be taught by their parents. And clearly, no one did here.

 33:20 Now it&#039;s time for a frank and honest discussion. Seriously.

 34:20 On the other hand, maybe we&#039;re just applying our standards to another country.

 36:00 Kim has some advice for young ladies everywhere.

 36:40 Even if you&#039;re a loser, you win. Unless you&#039;re a girl. And then you lose.

37:15 A quick note about sunscreen. Hint - it&#039;s not safe or effective.

 38:30 Rejuvenation is a code word for runaway cancer.

 39:00 Sam has some things scientists should not be allowed to study. Ever.

 41:40 Sometimes, heart damage can be a bonus.

 42:30 Maybe Sam needs to get money.

 43:00 Just cover yourself in zinc.

 43:50 Sam is protected from werewolves now. Or not.

44:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

45:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

46:25 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0575 &#8211; Doctoring</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 13:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Winning and losing; check up; confusing visual; game world collision; a really bad idea;Â  call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Welcome back to the show, lovely people.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Winning and losing; check up; confusing visual; game world collision; a really bad idea;Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Welcome back to the show, lovely people.

00:15 Never LET your kid win games. Make them work for their victories.

 01:30 Sam almost always gets ganged up on.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 Thanks to our sponsors - Your Baby Can Read and Amazon.

03:30 Another trip to the doctor&#039;s office.

 04:30 Thing 2 cannot be relied upon to give actual times.

 05:45 This is the scary part of the sickness.

 06:30 Thing 1 would be a terrible mom. Terrible.

 08:50 People get lost.

 09:45 Oh, no. It&#039;s dark. We&#039;re all gonna die!

 11:00 This does not build our confidence as parents.

 12:40 The choice of televisions is pretty limited.

13:20 This is how you teach your kid to read. Just do it. Do it.

14:45 Sam has a case of the nerves.

 15:50 This is not something you want to hear.

 17:20 Might as well just throw this on the list of things you don&#039;t want.

 18:20 Kim is not that open. 

 19:00 This was not the smartest thing Sam ever said.

 20:30 A thanks to fathers.

21:50 A final screw to Lost fans.

 23:45 Why television sucks.

 26:40 Who cares this much about an ancient video game?

 28:00 Theoretically, this is a banning offense. In theory.

 29:30 There are always people who will hold grudges over stupid stuff.

 30:30 Ancient journeys.

31:00 Here&#039;s how you make people mad.

 31:50 Just do not do this.

 32:45 This is not as small a minority as you might think.

34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:46 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0574 &#8211; Spite Your Face</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0574-spite-your-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 23:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Pickle pops; awards assembly; burning down the house; self-ban; soda poop; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know how you like it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Pickle pops; awards assembly; burning down the house; self-ban; soda poop; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - you know how you like it.

00:15 You have to know when to say when, people.

00:30 Sam is exhibiting some strangely obsessive behaviors.

02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:30 Teach your kid to read. Or else.

04:30 Thing 3 is going to miss this about field day.

 05:40 For these kids, this may taste good.

 06:30 This is why we do not have nice things.

 08:00 Totally arbitrary things Sam could not have.

 09:30 Sam proves he can be just as arbitrary.

12:20 These awards are just tedious and no one cares.

 14:30 Why perfect attendance is nothing to brag about.

 15:15 Even teachers get tired of this crap.

 17:40 Games to amuse yourself.

19:40 Where&#039;s my dinner? Fiiiiiiire!

 22:15 Sam doesn&#039;t really want this.

 23:00 Teeth are a requirement. Or not.

 24:45 Stop burning crap in your backyard, people.

25:45 Sam&#039;s anti-affirmation.

26:50 Banning yourself.

 28:50 Personalized laws are not a great idea.

 30:00 The story is Quitter&#039;s, Inc. You can find it in Night Shift.

32:50 Soda Poop. Really not nice.

 34:30 Don&#039;t forget - kids are evil.

 36:30 None of the females in this house will use a public bathroom.

 38:00 This seems unbelievable to Sam.

38:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

38:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

39:10 Trust us, we only recommend good stuff.

39:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0573 &#8211; Watch Out</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0573-watch-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 14:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The schismPhone; the last field day; GTD; spit off; calorie counter;  crib ban;  call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0573 &#8211; Watch Out]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The schismPhone; the last field day; GTD; spit off; calorie counter;Â  crib ban;Â  call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - it may give you super powers.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The schismPhone; the last field day; GTD; spit off; calorie counter;Â  crib ban;Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - it may give you super powers.

00:15 Ustream, free our language.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:50 A schism is coming. A split, if you will.

03:00 Watch out!

03:30 Why make the work environment so unpleasant?

 04:30 Save power, make your employees hate you.

 05:00 There are a LOT of showers being taken in the sink around here.

05:50 Kim will never again go to field day.

 06:40 Thing 3 refuses a field day shirt.

 07:00 Until 8 hours before field day starts.

 07:30 Time for a DIY field day shirt.

 10:00 Kim has really high standards.

 11:00 Moms kind of let themselves be abused.

 11:45 And another milestone is in the record books.

12:50 Sam forgot how to deal with his own time.

 14:00 When Sam oversleeps, everyone else gets pushed a little.

 15:30 Kim is a little nervous.

 16:10 Kim draws the line.

17:10 Your baby can read. Seriously.

18:00 This seems like a lot of time off for a little spit.

 19:20 Unions - control yourselves.

 21:10 You get time off after you get sick, not when you think you might get sick.

 22:20 Mimes are awful.

 24:30 Look at that, politicians being douchebags. Next.

25:20 Sam has a simple request.

26:20 Knowledge doesn&#039;t always equal sense.

 28:00 It&#039;s an estimate, not a good estimate.

 29:15 People know better. They also do not care.

 30:45 The servings trick is not a nice trick.

 32:30 Kim says something horrid.

33:25 Drop-side cribs are on their way out.

 35:50 This would, indeed, be pretty scary.

 37:50 Kim recommends a drawer for all your kid-holding needs.

 39:50 Things that kill kids are pretty common.

41:12 Call us - 214.267.989.

41:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

43:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0572 &#8211; Busted</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0572-busted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 17:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Abused fathers; prom season; exploding television; dangers of sexting; ninja defense; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - - 00:15 Welcome to the show,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Abused fathers; prom season; exploding television; dangers of sexting; ninja defense; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music -

00:15 Welcome to the show, mistreated fathers.

00:50 No matter what Sam does, it&#039;s always questioned.

01:30 Busted is almost never good,.

03:40 Sex tourism probably isn&#039;t good for anyone.

04:50 Some babies are stupid. Teach yours to read to avoid this problem.

06:00 The last set of proms for Thing 1 is making Sam mad.

 09:00 Thing 1 is not thrilled with being grown up.

 10:30 Sam is not at all pleased with the concept of grandchildren. 

12:00 You should teach your kid to read before they&#039;re a senior in High School. Here&#039;s how.

13:25 Sam had his day planned out, but it failed.

 13:50 Televisions certainly don&#039;t last as long as they used to.

 14:10 The ostrich method of dealing with things rarely works out.

 15:45 These combo units never work out.

 17:00 Please stop watching SD programming on my plasma.

 19:45 No one at Best Buy wants to deal with you when you&#039;re looking at 19 inch televisions.

21:20 Sam&#039;s apology.

22:00 Frugality is now in fashion - Kim loves it.

 22:40 Who even buys pr0n anymore? You have the internets!

 23:20 Here&#039;s what&#039;s really important to Americans.

 26:30 Technology is very seductive.

 31:00 Escapism is going to be the rule of the future, not the exception.

 32:30 People are NOT rational about their pets. Not rational at all.

34:30 Again, ladies, you can&#039;t send topless pics to anyone if you don&#039;t want them on the internets.

 37:23 This is the truth of why Florida is filled with insanity.

39:50 Ninja attack!

 41:00 More ninja schools = less crime.

 42:15 Pirates versus Ninjas.

45:07 Call us - 214.267.9899.

45:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

46:10 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0571 &#8211; Demolition Derby</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0571-demolition-derby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 18:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Learning to park; crash cart; babies for beer; tricky people; textbook massacre; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - it can teach you to drive if you only ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Learning to park; crash cart; babies for beer; tricky people; textbook massacre; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - it can teach you to drive if you only listen to it carefully.

00:15 Welcome back, all you people who know how to drive.

00:45 Sam isn&#039;t nice, but it&#039;s not his fault.

 01:30 Let&#039;s knock it off with the Big Dog and Little Dog experiments. Thanks.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 Is your baby as smart as the e-trade baby?

03:25 Something happens when your kid turns into a technical adult.

 04:00 People park like animals.

 04:30 You have to learn to park your car where it will fit. Seriously.

 06:00 If you don&#039;t know if you&#039;ll fit or not, then you won&#039;t fit. Don&#039; t try.

 07:15 Terrible information gathering skills. Just terrible.

 08:00 He should be helpful, we&#039;ve paid thousands of dollars in fees with no claims.

 09:50 Sam thinks the kid is working against him intentionally.

11:15 Teach your kid to read. Now. Before it&#039;s too late.

12:20 Kim uses the power of sound to get her way.

 14:00 The centipede cart.

 15:50 This does work - if people hear a scary sound, they move.

 17:50 Sam messed up, it was Orange rum.

19:30 Sam is bad at giving credit where credit is due. Seriously bad at it.

19:50 Babies for beer.

 20:45 Dumpsters are not as good a hiding place as you might think.

 22:30 Cigarettes really are stupidly expensive.

24:50 Maybe you check into the people you put in charge, military.

 26:45 Sam is clearly more memorable than Kim, at least where the school is concerned.

 29:11 People should learn to not eavesdrop if they don&#039;t want to hear bad things.

29:45 Our schoolbooks, they are a-changing.

 31:30 We&#039;re big, so you have to use our textbooks. Sorry.

 33:00 Teach your kids, no one else is going to do it right.

36:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

37:45 Kim doesn&#039;t know much about phones. She&#039;s nice that way.

39:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0570 &#8211; El Destructo</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0570-el-destructo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 19:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Water babies; broken phone; shopping fail; supersized crime; branding; inspirational teen mom - not; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Water babies; broken phone; shopping fail; supersized crime; branding; inspirational teen mom - not; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music is sure to warm your cockles.

00:15 Welcome back to our show, usherites.

00:30 Kim really cannot handle the printing on shirts.

01:00 Waterbabies - well, that was a weird twist.

02:00 Some kid books are not nice.

03:10 Teach your baby to read. Seriously.

04:00 Thing 2 breaks a phone.

 05:00 Way to overreact,Â  kid.

 05:15 Sam cannot figure out how to open the battery.

 06:15 You wore it out, kid.

 07:25 Sam gets attacked by a spider.

10:00 Printer failure.

 11:25 Pricing failure.

 11:50 Just honor your online price, okay?

 13:30 Your making it harder for yourself, Fry&#039;s.

 14:50 Bad printer drivers make Sam cranky.

15:15 This fraud, it is huge.

 16:25 Someone is going to get made intoÂ  a scapegoat.

 18:00 We&#039;re too polite to prosecute crimes. Sorry.

 18:50 It&#039;s kind of hard to immigrate to Canada.

21:00 Branding your kids - apparently okay.

 21:50 It&#039;s a bonding experience. With fire. And hot metal. On your skin.

 24:50 Metal is a good way to get your kids to mind, apparently.

 25:35 Cigarette burn to the eye - not fun. 

 27:15 Branding is hard on you.

27:45 The worst speaker, ever.

 28:30 You&#039;re not a spokesperson for abstinence, teen mom.

 30:10 A promise.

 31:10 Miss America. I guess.

 32:25 Lingerie is the new bathing suit.

 32:50 This video is not as bad as people think. 

 33:45 Sam explains the spectrum of sluttiness.

 35:00 Know your audience.

36:50 How to deal with your kids.

37:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

37:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

39:39 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0569 &#8211; Bandits</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 14:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Johnny Quest; absentee mom; disappionting television; lottery douche; tax dodgers; stun gun justice;  call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Johnny Quest; absentee mom; disappionting television; lottery douche; tax dodgers; stun gun justice;Â  call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Johnny Quest; absentee mom; disappionting television; lottery douche; tax dodgers; stun gun justice;Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - you know you want it.

00:30 Sam feels the rage.

01:15 Johnny Quest was awesome.

 02:00 This guy was not dad of the year.

 03:30 There&#039;s a lot of strangeness on old television shows.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:15 Fixit Kim attacks the back yard.

 07:15 Kim wants a better yard.

 08:50 This is not a nice way to treat your daughter.

 10:00 Kim&#039;s mom can&#039;t handle the truth.

10:50 Teach your kid to read, before it&#039;s too late.

11:50 This will be a fantastic movie. Seriously.

13:50 TV is becoming very disappointing to Sam.

 14:40 We are rewarding the wrong people on Survivor.

 15:40 In the olden times, this is how you won.

 16:30 Showtime will save Summer television.

 18:30 Let&#039;s move to just buying shows, not channels.

22:05 Oh, look, a lottery douche.

 23:50 Money can make people assholes.

 25:00 Some lottery players are not so smart.

 26:40 It&#039;s time to tighten your belts, people.

27:45 How to never pay taxes. If you&#039;re a corporation.

 29:15 How to fix our tax system.

 30:30 Computers are too useful for hiding things.

33:15 Do not mess up this lady&#039;s order.

 34:35 This is not as unreasonable response as it first seems.

36:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:45 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0568 &#8211; Kid Stuff</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 14:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Thing 3&#8242;s field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0568 &#8211; Kid Stuff]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Thing 3&#8242;s field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Thing 3&#039;s field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - better than a day at work.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Thing 3&#039;s field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - better than a day at work.

00:30 Our favorite Italian restaurant.

 01:10 It&#039;s time to take things back, people.

 02:10 Epic beard man takes it to the street.

04:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:25 Thing 3 goes on a field trip.

 06:30 Thing 3 comes prepared.

 08:00 The budget for souvenirs is much bigger now than it used to be.

 09:10 Kim will pay just about any price for some alone time.

 10:00 Thing 3 is appalled by the concept of taxes.

 11:15 Dispensing of the loots.

 12:45 Everyone gets loot.

 13:30 Except for Thing 3. How did that happen.

14:50 Teach your kid to read - Your Baby Can Read.

16:45 Who makes this mistake? 

 19:20 Special inside mirrors.

 21:50 Who would want to see this?

25:00 Oh, look, the oil company has no idea to fix this.

 26:30 There should be rules.

 29:00 No matter what the penalty is, you can be sure the oil companies will not pay it.

30:00 Oh, look, doctors are selling out kids.

 34:00 $300 is really not worth it.

35:00 Tiny dancers.

 36:00 What&#039;s the context for little kids dancing line strippers?

 37:25 The regular news is not so nice, either.

 38:30 Pay some attention to what your child is really doing in dance class.

40:55 Sam rants.

44:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

44:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

45:30 Pay attention for a new feed, so you don&#039;t lose all your precious shows.

46:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0567 &#8211; Moving Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 14:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The clinic; moving out; HOA evils; spider bite; carhackers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0567 &#8211; Moving Out]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: The clinic; moving out; HOA evils; spider bite; carhackers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The clinic; moving out; HOA evils; spider bite; carhackers; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - it reminds you of better days.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The clinic; moving out; HOA evils; spider bite; carhackers; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read! (http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast)



00:00 Theme music - it reminds you of better days.

01:15 Sam goes through a change of work life.

 01:50 At least Sam has his priorities right.

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 Kim&#039;s definition of sleeping in is not right.

 04:45 Animals are not nice in the morning.

 05:00 This is not how you want to start your day.

 06:30 Sam was goaded.

 07:50 The shortest wait ever.

 09:15 Why aren&#039;t all pills like this?

11:20 Until they can read, kids are not every interesting.

13:25 This is not a nice thing for Thing 1 to do.

 14:40 Your bad night is not my problem.

 16:40 Sam is selfish for Kim.

 18:50 Guess what, this is not your stuff.

 20:10 Your sisters are just waiting to take over your room.

20:40 Why HOAs are douchebags.

 21:40 Nobody owes any money on the actual house, just their HOA dues.

 22:35 You should not lose your house over an $800 delinquency.

 24:35 There are vultures everywhere.

 26:12 It&#039;s time to stop letting banks do this stuff to us.

28:00 Another reason to stay out of Australia.

 30:00 The difference between Sam and Kim.

 31:25 Satisfactory means different things to different people.

32:58 Carhackers!

 34:15 You go public with things in order to force a response.

 35:45 When did used cars become so freaking expensive?

 36:50 Kim does not trust our robot overlords.

 38:35 Computers in cars should not be internet-ready. Seriously.

40:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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