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	<itunes:summary>The family podcast for adults</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<itunes:name>Kim and Sam</itunes:name>
		<itunes:email>RWTYShow@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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	<copyright>2006-2008</copyright>
	<itunes:subtitle>RWTY</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>Episode 0770 &#8211; Suffering</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0770-suffering/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Cat injury; body dolls; lockup; lollipop infection; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0770 &#8211; Suffering]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Cat injury; body dolls; lockup; lollipop infection; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music, by demand. - 01:10 These cats think they own the place. - 03:15 No one needs to see this, much less a tiny girl.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Cat injury; body dolls; lockup; lollipop infection; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music, by demand.

01:10 These cats think they own the place.

03:15 No one needs to see this, much less a tiny girl.

 04:25 Kim to the rescue. Sort of.

 06:35 Such a humanitarian.

 07:25 Sometimes it is just better to hide the circle of life out of sight.

 10:05 Too many stray dogs - it is kind of crazy now.

12:00 Bodies, so many bodies.

 12:45 These are not life-sized dolls, they are mummies. And you should say that.

 15:00 This could be shocking.

 16:25 How do you find subjects for this study?

 17:20 Why? Why do we know this?

 18:25 This is our public service message. Take it to heart.

19:45 This is not as easy as you would think.

 21:00 Just open the door. OPEN THE DOOR.

 22:20 This is what happens when kids are involved.

24:05 Do not do this. DO NOT.

 25:10 Why would you do this? WHY?

 27:05 You cannot trust people you meet on the internet. You CANNOT.

 28:30 This is not a good suggestion.

 29:30 Thing 3 is obsessed with Ellen.

32:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:18 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0769 &#8211; Misdeeds</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0769-misdeeds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 15:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Chaos; bad friends; punishment; church porn; alien denials; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0769 &#8211; Misdeeds]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Chaos; bad friends; punishment; church porn; alien denials; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You cannot have a show without it. - 00:20 Kim is going to go and eat worms. - 01:20 Time passes. Deal with it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Chaos; bad friends; punishment; church porn; alien denials; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You cannot have a show without it.

00:20 Kim is going to go and eat worms.

01:20 Time passes. Deal with it.

02:10 There is a lot of chaos in our life. A lot of it.

03:30 This was not a fun Halloween.

 05:35 Not all people are good.

 06:50 We do not agree with these parenting choices.

 08:15 Do not try and lie to us, child.

 11:50 We will judge you. Whether you ask or not.

 14:45 This is the sad, but likely, ending.

 16:15 Sam is surprised. Very.

17:05 Plastic tubing is the best for dealing out punishment.

 18:20 There are significant limits.

 19:35 Doing this makes your kid a monster.

 21:20 When you start hitting, sometimes it is hard to know when to stop.

22:35 Some churches like their porn.

 25:05 This is a prediction. It will come true. Sam will not be surprised.

 26:30 This is not cool. At all.

28:40 Look, we do not know about your aliens. Sorry.

34:50 This will be a lucky day.

35:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0768 &#8211; Fraud</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0768-fraud/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 15:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Reality TV; bomb boxers; donkeytute; gamblers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0768 &#8211; Fraud]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Reality TV; bomb boxers; donkeytute; gamblers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Reality TV; bomb boxers; donkeytute; gamblers; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. We do it for you. - 00:23 Can we just put 2011 behind us? Great. - 01:40 Zombie tools are awesome.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Reality TV; bomb boxers; donkeytute; gamblers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do it for you.

00:23 Can we just put 2011 behind us? Great.

01:40 Zombie tools are awesome.

02:40 This is the definition of choking.

03:45 Kim had a real problem with Project Runway this year. A real problem.

 06:30 Sometimes, TV is very not fair.

 09:00 People can be fooled.

 12:20 There is a missing show. Deal with it.

14:00 Protect your body, boys.

 16:00 Despite what Kim says, these things are a fantastic idea.

 17:30 Kim is very hateful.

20:15 This is not just a regular donkey. It is a prostitute donkey.

24:40 Grimm is just better.

25:40 Marble gamblers.

 27:20 Ease up, kids. Ease up.

 28:00 How Sam got in trouble as a gambling child.

 29:40 Another horrifying tale from the days of yore.

 32:30 This is a good way to ruin everything.

34:43 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:48 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:25 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0767 &#8211; Disguise</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0767-disguise/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0767-disguise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Pumpkins and fear; arm guillotine; Craigslist doctor; fake cop; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0767 &#8211; Disguise]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Pumpkins and fear; arm guillotine; Craigslist doctor; fake cop; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,Halloween,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Pumpkins and fear; arm guillotine; Craigslist doctor; fake cop; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. So awesome, it hurts when you pee. - 00:20 We get a lot of that. - 01:25 This is a crippling attitude.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Pumpkins and fear; arm guillotine; Craigslist doctor; fake cop; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So awesome, it hurts when you pee.

00:20 We get a lot of that.

01:25 This is a crippling attitude.

 02:15 Kim hides it under a bushel.

 03:05 There is a lot of stuff in here. A lot.

 05:30 Some kids need to get their act together.

 06:00 These costumes were terrible.

 07:55 This costume is not awesome.

 11:45 Sam is not a Zombie savior.

 12:50 This kid freaks herself out.

 14:25 This will rot your mind.

 14:50 This part of pumpkin carving is no fun, at all.

 17:00 Deer gutter = pumpkin gutter.

17:45 I do not need this arm any longer. Good day, arm.

 19:15 The guillotine does all the work.

21:50 Doctors and drugs, the abuse will never end.

 23:35 This seems like a pretty easy job.

24:35 Look, I am totally a cop. Give me your credit card numbers.

 26:05 This is not as tricky as it sounds.

 27:25 Terrible laws, passed by terrible people.

30:11 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0765 &#8211; Powerless</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0765-powerless/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0765-powerless/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 14:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Being growed; bag of gold; body storage; genetic markers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0765 &#8211; Powerless]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Being growed; bag of gold; body storage; genetic markers; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, you know it. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 00:50 There are things you need to do when you move into an apartment.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Being growed; bag of gold; body storage; genetic markers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, you know it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:50 There are things you need to do when you move into an apartment.

 02:00 This is what happens when you do not do the right thing.

 03:25 Sometimes, you are powerless.

 04:10 This is how stupid people die.

 07:10 You people are animals.

 08:25 There is a difference.

 09:45 This is not how the real world works. It is not.

 11:50 Our country is doomed.

 13:15 Some kids are more useless than other kids.

 14:30 Bookstore? That is madness!

 15:50 These are ridiculous people.

17:00 This will NOT work. It will not work. EVER.

 19:35 Math. Here is how it works.

20:04 Not the kind of inheritance you want.

 21:35 Warning signs.

 22:50 Serial killer storage, just call!

 23:30 Do not put your mouth on the plastic.

24:15 I guess it is in the genes.

 25:50 The return of hitchhikers.

 26:55 Sam does not remember stories that he should probably remember.

 30:15 The unexpected lessons from Paranormal Activity.

30:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:08 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0764 &#8211; Victimized</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0764-victimized/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0764-victimized/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Stolen; armadillo attack; mom ejector; ex-con job; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0764 &#8211; Victimized]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>credit card fraud,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Stolen; armadillo attack; mom ejector; ex-con job; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It rocks so hard. - 00:25 Well, this is not fun. -  01:20 Pretty sure this is not for me. -  02:45 Ignorance is bliss.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Stolen; armadillo attack; mom ejector; ex-con job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks so hard.

00:25 Well, this is not fun.

 01:20 Pretty sure this is not for me.

 02:45 Ignorance is bliss.

 03:45 The worst has already happened.

 04:50 Why did no one catch this?

 06:00 It is the little things.

 07:20 This is annoying and embarrassing.

 08:40 Thanks for helping. Not.

 10:10 This is the appropriate response to the crime.

 10:30 Russian brides are quite inexpensive, apparently.

12:25 Attack of the dead, frozen, armadillo.

 13:50 There are limits to everything, even love.

 14:30 Let us not overreact.

 15:00 This was very seriously road killed.

16:30 Get out of here, mom.

 17:50 He is a grown man. Let him decide.

 20:50 These babies are problematic.

 22:00 Responsibility, learn it.

23:40 It is hard to find a job when you are an ex-con.

 26:00 What is wrong with people?

 29:00 Prison is big business.

 31:30 Way to go crimefighter.

 33:45 This would be sort of scary. Sort of very scary.

36:08 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:45 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0763 &#8211; Horrified</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0763-horrified/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0763-horrified/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 14:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Scary movie; babies and television; seed thieves; restroom rules; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0763 &#8211; Horrified]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Paranormal Activity 3,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Scary movie; babies and television; seed thieves; restroom rules; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. A little treat. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, Halloween people. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Scary movie; babies and television; seed thieves; restroom rules; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A little treat.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, Halloween people.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 Sam surprises Thing 3.

 02:25 Sam is not comforting.

 04:15 Why are there so many scary movies coming out around Christmas?

 05:40 This movie and its trailer are not the same, at all.

 07:15 Hey, I have seen this before.

 08:00 This is going to be inappropriate.

 09:25 The bigger the closet, the bigger the demon.

 10:15 There are no more scary movies. It is sad.

 11:40 Just read a little. Please.

 12:45 Civilized people act like animals when you treat them like animals.

 13:55 No, The Ring was not really scary, either. It was not.

 15:15 Haunted houses are not great for some kids.

 18:15 No more giant centipedes.

18:50 No TV for you, babies.

 20:00 Babies are pretty easy to raise, people. Really.

 22:00 Television is rarely good enough to just sit and watch.

24:05 Semen thieves. That is different.

 26:26 This seems like it would be easier than they are making it.

27:30 Students do not need to use the restroom.

 28:45 The public restroom debate continues.

 31:55 Why are you trying to trick these people? They do not care about you.

 33:15 Thing 3 locks up.

33:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0762 &#8211; Dysfunction</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0762-dysfunction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Family dysfunction; corn maze; pumpkin carver; swords punishment; driving kid; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It will never, ever change. - 00:30 We let the poets in. - 01:30 Thing 3 believes we are very dysfunctional.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Family dysfunction; corn maze; pumpkin carver; swords punishment; driving kid; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will never, ever change.

00:30 We let the poets in.

01:30 Thing 3 believes we are very dysfunctional.

 02:45 The more things change, the more they do not.

 04:25 Thing 3 needs to redefine gossiping for herself.

 06:30 Children do not know any better.

 07:00 Sometimes, kids make a mistake.

 08:40 Parents really should split up, sometimes.

 10:10 We really hardly ever fight.

11:05 This haunted house trend seems overly frightening.

13:50 Lost in a maze.

 15:35 It is made of corn, not concrete.

 18:55 Pumpkins really are crap this year.

 19:35 This poor guy is saddled with losers.

20:55 Strange punishment.

 21:10 Switches are not nice.

 21:15 But they are nicer than fighting with swords.

 23:15 Child abuse was pretty common back in the day.

 24:05 There are different kinds of bad.

 26:56 This costume is not happening.

27:25 I was driving real good, sir.

 29:55 This is very safe. Or not.

31:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

31:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:45 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0761 &#8211; Churchgoer</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0761-churchgoer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: iPhone; troubling child; basement dwellers; donations; pornnapped; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just for you. - 01:00 Oh, iPhone. We love you. - 04:15 This kid is trouble.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: iPhone; troubling child; basement dwellers; donations; pornnapped; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

01:00 Oh, iPhone. We love you.

04:15 This kid is trouble.

 06:40 There will not be any actual burning.

 07:55 Sometimes, church people are weird.

 09:40 Stop making me unhappy, Jesus.

 12:55 This show is kind of sad and overly gritty.

13:30 Get in the basement, you people.

 15:20 You cannot trust some people.

 17:35 Kim knows how to make this so much worse.

 19:00 It is Downs Designs, for those who want to know.

19:45 Watch out, kids.

 21:35 You can probably just ask for this particular fluid.

 22:55 Sperm donations is probably at hassle free as you would think or like.

26:00 Kidnap porn.

 29:15 People would buy this. A lot of people.

30:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:41 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0760 &#8211; Dating Game</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0760-dating-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Boy problems; chemical fight; baby thief; baby art; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 The theme music. It burns. - 00:25 Extra whipped cream is only for the nice people. - 00:55 It is a girl thing.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Boy problems; chemical fight; baby thief; baby art; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 The theme music. It burns.

00:25 Extra whipped cream is only for the nice people.

00:55 It is a girl thing.

 02:30 Lying to your father is not nice, ladies.

 04:00 This kid is not good enough for any girl. ANY girl.

 06:00 There are strict rules about touching. Or against touching.

 08:00 Well, that got awkward.

 09:35 Hay rides are good for romance.

 10:41 The devil is kind of awesome, if you think about it.

 11:45 The difference between us.

 13:50 Kim ruined this show for Sam.

14:50 This is not a good idea, people of Wal-Mart.

 16:00 Poison gas is not your friend. Not even a little bit, ever.

 18:15 The burn means you are dirty.

18:50 This is not very nice.

 20:45 Crazy people are crazy.

 22:40 The drive to procreate can be strong.

22:45 Hey, watch me have a baby.

 24:50 This may be more uncomfortable than you think.

 26:40 Here are some tasty appetizers.

 28:00 This will attract a creep.

29:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:28 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0759 &#8211; Government Work</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0759-government-work/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0759-government-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Desert; crime costs; special rates; treating kids; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0759 &#8211; Government Work]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Desert; crime costs; special rates; treating kids; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. - 00:15 Welcome back. That is correct. You are welcome. - 01:45 People need to be notified when they are annoying.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Desert; crime costs; special rates; treating kids; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music.

00:15 Welcome back. That is correct. You are welcome.

01:45 People need to be notified when they are annoying.

03:00 This kind of noise is not ever good.

 03:45 Look, no water.

 04:50 Bathroom fear.

 06:30 This is a serious hang-up.

 07:45 Yes, these are gross.

 09:10 This is the camel in your house.

 11:10 Please give us our water.

 11:46 Avalanche!

 12:55 This is really, really loud.

14:30 Sorry, folks, crime prosecution costs money. Lots of money.

 16:30 Be wary, men.

20:45 Hey, illegals. We have a prize for you in California!

 22:55 How could this be a bad idea?

25:25 Kids need treatment, too!

 31:30 Someone has to educate these kids.

31:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0758 &#8211; Charitable</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0758-charitable/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0758-charitable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0758 &#8211; Charitable]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It is like a little festival, in your earslot. - 00:15 Welcome back to our little show, all you people.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is like a little festival, in your earslot.

00:15 Welcome back to our little show, all you people.

01:30 Kim is pretty good at playing slot machines.

 02:05 This game is not nice.

 02:55 No risk no reward.

05:15 Volunteering is hard.

 06:45 Just put the information on your website, companies. Seriously.

 09:00 Paying to volunteer just seems wrong.

 11:20 Humans are more important than dogs. Usually.

14:30 Making people pies is mean. Serving them to unsuspecting customers is meaner.

 16:20 There are so many points during which you could just stop.

 19:10 These are not good options. Not good, at all.

20:57 Mark your calendars. This does not happen every day. Or ever.

22:40 Protect yourself from the nuts.

 25:25 Prions are not any fun. At all.

26:15 Do not smack talk me on the internet, kid.

 27:30 Online games make people rude. Very rude.

33:42 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0757 &#8211; Ill Informed</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0757-ill-informed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0757-ill-informed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Cleaning mishap; donor issues; oddness; class warfare; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. So special. - 00:30 We see a lot of this kid these days. -  01:35 This is a good way to get killed. -  02:55 Ladies,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Cleaning mishap; donor issues; oddness; class warfare; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So special.

00:30 We see a lot of this kid these days.

 01:35 This is a good way to get killed.

 02:55 Ladies, pay attention to your bleeding. Thanks.

 05:00 Not everyone is doing this well.

 05:45 It is nice to be right.

 06:20 Some people have few compunctions about this.

 07:40 Well, this is embarrassing.

 09:15 Some people forget things.

 10:50 Oh, child.

 12:30 There was an agreement, between gentlemen.

 13:30 Well, that is not nice.

15:30 A conundrum of perverts.

 17:55 These genes. They are awesome.

 19:15 Motives can taint everything.

 20:40 Hormones can make you crazy. For real.

21:30 You really should be careful what you tell people.

 24:40 It is just strange. Good stories can be like that.

24:45 Well, this is tone deaf.

 26:50 You guys are just sneakier, that is all.

 28:15 Stop calling these people lazy. Now.

31:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0756 &#8211; Now You See It</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0756-now-you-see-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Eye problems; tear our your eyes; home drinking; taxing the fat; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because we like you. - 00:15 It was a rough day. - 01:50 Shell shock. - 03:00 Being able to see is pretty important.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Eye problems; tear our your eyes; home drinking; taxing the fat; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we like you.

00:15 It was a rough day.

01:50 Shell shock.

03:00 Being able to see is pretty important.

 04:20 There is no choice in some matters. None.

 05:30 Reading glasses are pretty worthless.

 05:45 Monovision - a really bad idea.

 07:40 Big glass lenses are never going to be popular again.

 09;25 Maybe firkin lasers are the answer.

 10:25 This machine seems to be able to get my eyes to focus. Use it.

 11:40 Some of these tests are not very accurate.

 13:25 This light. It is scary bright.

 15:10 This is sort of scammish. In a big way.

16:00 Eyes. Who needs them?

 18:30 This is always a bad sign.

 19:45 Other religions are pretty tough.

 22:15 Sam does not actually believe this. He just say sit to get a rise.

22:45 People are drinking at home more. Yay?

 26:00 This is a terrible idea. Very terrible.

27:20 Taxing fat food.

 29:40 That&#039;s a lot of ores.

 31:30 Chicken and rice is good enough for me.

 32:40 Hard times ahead. Very hard times.

33:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0755 &#8211; Clueless</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0755-clueless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 13:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0755 &#8211; Clueless]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just what your morning needed. - 00:30 Stop crying, noobs. -  01:00 Stop being bad at games.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just what your morning needed.

00:30 Stop crying, noobs.

 01:00 Stop being bad at games.

 01:45 These statistics are kind of freaky.

02:35 Thing 2 has a date.

 03:50 Sam was lied to. LIED to.

 04:45 This is not who you ask a girl on a date.

 06:00 We must meet these people.

 06:50 Heartbreak and tragedy.

 07:50 The pain of revenge.

 09:45 Sam prepares to have words.

 10:50 This is rude, children. RUDE.

 11:45 Sam gets thrown under the bus. Very far under the bus.

 13:10 Well, that is surprising from an adult.

 14:30 Do not be rude, children.

15:00 The problem with artificial babies.

 16:45 Stop doing this, it will end in spider babies. Or flipper babies.

 18:45 Scientists, please stop. STOP.

 19:35 Just be honest. Please.

 20:50 People used to be smarter.

21:25 Way to go, idiots.

 23:00 Whooping cough, mumps, measles, TB.

 26:25 Oh, look. An outbreak. Joy.

28:45 Time to go back to jail.

 31:10 No one cares about these people, unfortunately.

32:30 There is no Fall this year. None. Zero.

32:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:08 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0753 &#8211; Milestone</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0753-milestone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Shopping; dead guy; evil Sony; anti-memorial; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because it is Friday! - 00:30 Gears of War. So awesome. -  02:00 The SOS is not too powerful. It is not. -  02:55 Gamer sizes are enormous.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Shopping; dead guy; evil Sony; anti-memorial; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because it is Friday!

00:30 Gears of War. So awesome.

 02:00 The SOS is not too powerful. It is not.

 02:55 Gamer sizes are enormous.

04:25 Shopping for wedding dresses.

 06:45 Not every dress is for every girl.

 08:55 It is not about the moms.

 11:25 Some decisions are made too quickly.

 13:35 Kim is not going to cry. Ever. Again.

16:35 Drinks for all my friends!

 20:25 Why do you ruin my shows?

22:50 Dear customers, we hate you. Love and kisses, Sony.

 26:10 Someone needs to be personally responsible when there is a problem.

29:05 Way to be self-serving, Mr. Mayor.

 34:05 Do not walk on this.

 36:00 There is no way to fix stupid.

38:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

39:13 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0752 &#8211; Contention</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0752-contention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 14:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Growing up; easily influenced; special church; pill pusher; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You want it. - 00:25 How is it possible that it is this hot? - 01:35 You kind of missed the window, Lucy.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Growing up; easily influenced; special church; pill pusher; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You want it.

00:25 How is it possible that it is this hot?

01:35 You kind of missed the window, Lucy.

03:30 Thing 1 comes to a realization.

 05:15 This would be unpleasant.

 07:15 Roommates can be a problem.

 09:25 This is a crime worthy of the death penalty.

 11:55 Waiting up for people is annoying.

14:05 This is the very definition of easily influenced.

 15:15 An empty hot tub is not really a hot tub.

 17:50 These guys are like your dumb, friendly uncle.

19:05 Now THIS is a church.

 21:20 There is no zoning for this kind of activity.

 23:25 There really is only freedom for ONE religion in this country. And that is not right.

25:20 Hey, look. Pills.

 26:30 This is not right.

 28:00 Security does not care about you. They do not care.

 29:15 This seems unnecessary.

 30:05 This seemed pretty fake. Pretty fake, indeed.

 33:10 The Last Exorcism was a terrible, terrible movie.

36:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0751 &#8211; Attention</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0751-attention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Dead Island; the musician; square pants; fired; corpse drop; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because you asked so nicely. - 00:20 Sam was an internet troll before there was an internet.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Dead Island; the musician; square pants; fired; corpse drop; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because you asked so nicely.

00:20 Sam was an internet troll before there was an internet.

01:05 Dead Island has some intrusive Live settings.

 01:30 It is a solid 3-star game. Nothing fancy, but not bad.

 02:30 Kim finds this odd.

 03:15 Can the zombie apocalypse NOT turn everyone into fantastic douches?

 04:30 This is not a quest, it is a chore.

05:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

05:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

06:00 Musical instruments can be very annoying.

 07:00 Some people lose interest when they get good.

 08:20 No one is good when they first start. It takes practice.

 09:40 Kim does not want to be a tutor.

 10:15 Some instruments are much worse than others.

 11:50 No one knows this stuff right off the bat.

 12:50 This instrument has no control.

 14:30 Everything is Kim&#039;s fault. Sorry.

 15:20 Time to cut the apron strings.

16:35 Oh, Sponge Bob.

 18:35 We know our TV.

 20:10 Some activities scramble your brain.

 21:20 It can be on all day, sometimes.

 22:40 Cannot focus. Must sleep.

23:15 I need a snack. You are fired.

 25:00 Maybe you should keep some candy in your pocket. Or something.

 25:50 Managers never really manage anymore. Ever.

 27:45 Your company hates you. HATES you.

29:35 Look, I need to leave this corpse here.

 32:00 Tacoma used to be pretty hardcore. Like. Hard. Core.

33:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:46 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0750 &#8211; Child Careless</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0750-child-careless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 13:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Zombies; parenting fail; library loudness; baby-sitter; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. We have to. - 00:25 Dead Island is okay. Not great. But okay. -  01:25 In the zombie apocalypse, life is hard.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Zombies; parenting fail; library loudness; baby-sitter; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We have to.

00:25 Dead Island is okay. Not great. But okay.

 01:25 In the zombie apocalypse, life is hard.

 02:35 There is no equality on Dead Island.

 03:30 You have to have a plan.

03:55 This parent is a horrible human being.

 05:35 Well, this was unexpected.

 07:15 Not the greatest environment for my kid to be in.

 08:50 Sometimes it only takes one bad impression.

 10:20 Kim needs a show of her own.

11:10 Stop laughing, kid.

 12:30 Kim is not impressed by library technology.

 14:15 You cannot really control the noise a baby makes. They are annoying.

 16:00 Penalties can correct behavior.

 16:50 When you do something bad, you must pay the penalty.

17:25 State baby-sitters are awesome. Or not.

 19:45 There are better solutions.

 21:55 These registries are sort of broken.

22:55 Be a good parent or get sued.

 24:05 Ingrates.

 25:20 You are a bad parent if you spend less than X dollars.

 27:00 There is something very wrong in this movie.

 28:35 Clean sheet day is awesome.

31:00 Kim makes some Halloween plans.

32:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0749 &#8211; No Justice</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0749-no-justice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 12:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Stuff and nonsense. Call us - 214.267.9899 -  - 00:00 Theme music. Kablam. Magic. - 01:45 There are priorities. - 03:30 Nintendo has lost Sam. - 04:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 04:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Stuff and nonsense. Call us - 214.267.9899



00:00 Theme music. Kablam. Magic.

01:45 There are priorities.

03:30 Nintendo has lost Sam.

04:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

06:00 The internet is very important these days.

 10:00 Pets can be expensive.

 15:30 Kids can learn things.

20:00 Feed your dogs. Or else.

26:00 This is my cow. I will do what I want with it.

 29:35 Armadillos are disgusting. Totally disgusting.

31:00 It is only a massage.

 32:30 You might have noticed that this case was going to be a problem.

35:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

35:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0748 &#8211; Lovesick</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0748-lovesick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 14:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Test star; lurer; troll; wood ipad; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just for you, personally. - 00:15 Welcome back, everyone. - 00:40 Some people have terrible attitudes today. - 02:15 Some kids boomerang back.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Test star; lurer; troll; wood ipad; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you, personally.

00:15 Welcome back, everyone.

00:40 Some people have terrible attitudes today.

02:15 Some kids boomerang back.

03:15 Hmm, what an odd change in attitude.

 05:35 It is important for kids to do well.

 07:50 Some teachers are jealous of their students.

 10:50 This would not mellow anyone.

11:45 Do not lure children.

 12:20 Or someone will punch you in the face.

 14:00 We should give everyone a list of things you do not do in America.

16:55 Why are you so creepy?

 19:25 You have many chances to end this madness.

 21:30 The moonies might be a regional thing.

22:20 Here is a tip. Ipads are not made of wood.

 24:05 Kim is not very sympathetic to your plight.

29:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0747 &#8211; Take That</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0747-take-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 14:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Back to school; snake biter; bee burner; bear puncher; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It is like that. - 00:15 There are devils in the works today. Sorry. - 01:45 There will be nothing left to watch on television.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Back to school; snake biter; bee burner; bear puncher; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is like that.

00:15 There are devils in the works today. Sorry.

01:45 There will be nothing left to watch on television.

 02:25 This is probably not how cancer works.

02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:50 Homework - Kim does not approve.

 05:10 Redistricting is really not fair.

 06:50 Heat makes people cranky. Very, very cranky.

 07:20 Do you live here?

 08:35 Stick to your guns.

 09:15 Why are you people so insistent?

 10:15 Listen. Learn.

 11:11 Gremlins - again!

 12:50 Traffic can go crazy.

 14:20 Confusion and sorrow.

 16:30 Everyone walks.

17:15 Snake biter.

 20:30 You cannot take a snake for a walk. Snakes do not walk.

21:50 Them bees gotta burn.

 23:40 Burning stinging flying things is not as easy as you think.

 25:40 Crows are mean, and need to die.

26:15 Take that, bear. Take that.

 27:50 Sam is not fighting a bear.

 29:35 Facial transplants are not the horror shows they used to be.

 30:20 Sam opts for the face plate.

 32:35 The phone will not save you from a bear.

33:25 Call us - 214.267.9899. Unless a bear is eating you.

33:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:14 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0745 &#8211; Bugged</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0745-bugged/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 15:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hill people; chimney boy; in the back; ring eater; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just for you. - 00:15 Welcome back, parasite hosts. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Hill people; chimney boy; in the back; ring eater; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

00:15 Welcome back, parasite hosts.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:05 Heading back to the ancestral homeland is almost never a good idea.

 02:15 There is nothing to do here.

 03:35 This will not end well.

 04:30 These people are dirty.

 05:40 Kim has deep psychological scars.

 08:00 Bugs. You have them.

 09:50 There is a history of bugs, people. A history.

 10:45 This comb is critical, and no longer available.

 13:45 Filthy is as filthy does.

16:10 I need a drink. Let me get in your chimney.

 17:25 There is something fishy here. Very fishy.

 19:00 We cannot trust children. They are sneaky.

 20:45 This is a strange transformation.

21:00 Come on, kid. Let&#039;s get in the back of the truck.

 22:00 This is not safe. Not at all.

 23:30 Not the best babysitter.

 24:30 Good sitters are not really affordable.

 25:55 The shape of your state is making you crazy.

26:20 I eat your ring.

 30:00 Butt jewels.

 31:50 This sickness is informative.

32:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:02 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0744 &#8211; Runaway</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0744-runaway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 13:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The apartment; murdervision; mean monks; love; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Like for superheroes and whatnot. - 00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, empty nesters. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The apartment; murdervision; mean monks; love; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like for superheroes and whatnot.

00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, empty nesters.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 Thing 1 and the dream apartment.

 03:00 Roommates kind of suck.

 04:30 These guys are not prepared for the beast.

 06:20 Once you are gone, you will know what you missed.

 09:45 Distance is an equalizer.

 11:15 Sam is excited about the change.

11:50 Your television is killing you. Very quickly.

 13:20 Television is not really that good, anymore.

 15:45 As things go away, they are not being replaced with things that are good.

 16:30 Take the Money and Run does not involve a lot of Running.

19:00 Mean monks.

 21:45 This is not as funny as you might think.

 24:05 Animals are meant for eating.

25:50 Men love more than women.

 26:45 Women fall out of love pretty fast.

 28:00 Attachment marriage.

31:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0743 &#8211; Rebel</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0743-rebel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Rebellion; honor culture; comb death; pretty rude; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0743 &#8211; Rebel]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Rebellion; honor culture; comb death; pretty rude; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You know. Because. - 00:15 Welcome back, all you naughty pandas. - 01:20 Some children are being a little rebellious.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Rebellion; honor culture; comb death; pretty rude; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know. Because.

00:15 Welcome back, all you naughty pandas.

01:20 Some children are being a little rebellious.

 02:40 This is sort of dangerous.

 04:00 Stop asking for dangerous things, child.

 04:55 This is trouble, but only for you, child.

 06:00 This kid seems nice enough, but she is kind of evil.

 07:45 Now we have to watch this kid carefully.

 09:10 Everyone loves cookie dough. But you cannot eat it all.

 10:00 We do not want to be those people.

 11:15 Shut up and go to bed.

 12:25 This is a terrible business deal.

 13:15 Kim and the hill people.

 15:25 Kim has a soothing effect.

16:00Â  Knock it off, white people.

 16:54 People do not understand what honor really is.

 17:40 This is how people die.

 18:30 How fights start.

 20:50 There used to be rules about fighting.

21:50 Comb your hair AND DIE.

 23:30 At least you could avoid combing the hair.

25:45 Pretty people are dicks.

 27:20 A lot of people get it. We do not.

30:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0742 &#8211; Responsibility</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0742-responsibility/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0742-responsibility/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 16:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Winners; handcuff dating; Swedish mom; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0742 &#8211; Responsibility]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Winners; handcuff dating; Swedish mom; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, winners. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. - 02:30 The big win.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Winners; handcuff dating; Swedish mom; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, winners.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 The big win.

 03:05 Kim took all the bad luck away with her.

 04:30 This is nerve-wracking, to say the least.

 07:20 Jaded.

 10:20 Sam is not nice.

 12:15 These mugs are pretty nice.

14:30 Politicians do not play by the same rules as the rest of us.

 16:35 The money is all gone.

 17:30 I am trying to avoid you. Do not handcuff me.

 19:40 Some guys cannot handle rejection.

21:30 In Sweden, apparently kids are just left on the sidewalks.

 23:10 This does not seem like China.

 25:20 We make our own problems, sometimes.

30:44 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0741 &#8211; Broken</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0741-broken/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0741-broken/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 15:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>broken nose,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The nose; vampire attack; child labor; flight pee; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because it is just that good. - 00:25 Sometimes, we do not have shows because people get hurt. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The nose; vampire attack; child labor; flight pee; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because it is just that good.

00:25 Sometimes, we do not have shows because people get hurt.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:50 We made plans. And then . . .

 01:15 This is why people should listen to Sam.

 02:35 Someone needs to learn how to tell time.

 04:25 This is just ridiculous.

 05:45 The horror of the grape soda.

 06:45 This idea is popular

 07:15 Well a ladder might work.

 09:25 Keys - put them in your pocket.

 10:35 And here is where the horrible thing happens.

 12:20 This stuff happens way too often around here.

 14:35 This is another case of people not listening.

 15:50 Some people do not want to take responsibility for their actions.

16:50 Vampire attack.

 17:55 This is a name any vampire would be proud of.

 19:30 Beware of leprosy.

 20:40 You should probably see some warning signs.

22:05 Help, I&#039;m being made to do slave labor.

 22:50 Kids have way too much free time these days.

 24:30 Magic.

25:30 Do not pee on people.

 26:40 Someone needs their head kicked.

 28:00 How are people getting all these drinks on flights?

 29:30 The trigger.

 31:15 Kim is very judgmental. Very.

31:30 Call us- 214.267.9899.

31:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:08 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0740 &#8211; Heat Wave</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0740-heat-wave/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0740-heat-wave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 14:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The bad hotness; fertile teeth; cancer boy; Charlie and the Wallet; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0740 &#8211; Heat Wave]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The bad hotness; fertile teeth; cancer boy; Charlie and the Wallet; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You are required by law to love it. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The bad hotness; fertile teeth; cancer boy; Charlie and the Wallet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You are required by law to love it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people.

00:30 It will never be cool again, much less cold.

 01:25 It is impossible to be anything but sweltering.

 02:50 It is too hot to cook.

 03:40 We will just live in the darkness.

 05:10 We are drying out, like lizards in the sun.

 06:10 No one is happy about this weather.

 07:20 You are going to kill all the children like this.

09:45 Floss your teeth, ladies.

 12:15 Kim is extremely fertile. Frighteningly fertile.

 13:00 This is a terribly disheartening thing.

14:25 Sorry, guys, but your boobs are filled with cancer.

 15:25 This kind of freaks you out when it happens.

17:15 Kids loses money, kid cries about it publicly.

 17:30 Kid gets money back.

 19:45 Some kids have to be taught a lesson.

22:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

22:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

23:25 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0739 &#8211; Wilding</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0739-wilding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 22:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The trip; copper thief; scary bunny;  drunk signing; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0739 &#8211; Wilding]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The trip; copper thief; scary bunny;Â  drunk signing; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Wild stuff. - 00:20 Do not be so mad. - 01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The trip; copper thief; scary bunny;Â  drunk signing; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Wild stuff.

00:20 Do not be so mad.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 This trip will end in tears.

 03:35 Standing on your own can make people mad.

 06:45 Take care of your sister.

 08:05 Show me how responsible you can be.

 08:35 This is not true.

 10:50 No one tells the parents anything.

 11:45 You are allergic to everything. Plan accordingly.

 13:25 Grandparent sabotage.

 15:10 Fine, move.

 16:50 The country is not as much fun as you think it will be.

 18:50 We are forgettable.

 19:50 The worst present, ever.

 23:50 You cannot always help people.

25:35 Meth heads are industrious.

 27:55 It is a vicious cycle. Do not become a drug addict.

28:30 Knock it off, bunny man.

 29:45 No one wants this.

 32:20 And now it is too far.

 35:05 This is not good for you.

35:55 This is a lot of money for drunks to deal with.

 37:20 This used to be fun. Now it is not so much fun.

 38:35 Someone should have known.

 39:00 This kind of fear is something the new generation does not understand.

 40:20 Doom is in the air.

40:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

41:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0738 &#8211; Conspiridiots</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0738-conspiridiots/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0738-conspiridiots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 15:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Coffee ranters; drunk mayors; video game killer; super lawyer; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - because it is already recorded. - 00:25 You miss a lot if you do not come to the live show.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Coffee ranters; drunk mayors; video game killer; super lawyer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - because it is already recorded.

00:25 You miss a lot if you do not come to the live show.

01:50 Kim is not a fan of most of these ads.

 03:05 This is not nice.

 03:35 So, so gross.

05:50 People are upset, but can we not have a calm cup of coffee, please?

 08:00 No one needs this.

 09:50 Product placement is horrible.

 11:05 These are secret messages.

 15:00 The problem with religion and the law.

 17:25 This could be kind of sexy.

18:15 Drinking while in charge.

 19:45 Things were different in the old days.

 23:50 This is not functional. This is just being a drunk.

24:35 Video games can and will kill you. Be warned.

29:20 This woman is tough. Really tough.

 31:30 Could Sam become a lawyer?

 33:25 Things are getting bad for everyone.

35:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:27 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0737 &#8211; Charity</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0737-charity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0737-charity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Good deed; urban foragers; sex injury; low demand; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You know you need it. - 00:15 Welcome back to our show. You know, the show. - 00:50 It never ends. Ever. - 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Good deed; urban foragers; sex injury; low demand; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know you need it.

00:15 Welcome back to our show. You know, the show.

00:50 It never ends. Ever.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 Sam hates this place. Hates it.

 05:30 Sometimes, cheap cake is the best cake.

 08:03 This is why we cannot have nice things. Stupid people.

 09:30 What do you want?

 11:30 Sometimes you do not have to ask.

 13:05 You need to learn this stuff when you are little. Or else bad things will happen.

 16:50 These are not skills, you should probably just know them.

18:00 Urban foraging - now against the law in NYC.

 20:50 Sometimes people do get out of hand.

 23:50 These goats look like they would be tasty.

25:05 Sex on the job.

 28:30 There is a difference between hotel sex and home sex.

29:55 Porn loses its luster.

 32:55 The internet is often subject to the angry whims of housewives.

 35:05 This is how Lord of the Rings was nearly ruined.

35:58 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:28 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0736 &#8211; Blah</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0736-blah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 14:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The weather; book crisis; the hole; self surgery; facial recognition fail; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0736 &#8211; Blah]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The weather; book crisis; the hole; self surgery; facial recognition fail; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It is how we roll. - 00:25 Oh, children. How the lazy days of summer vanish.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The weather; book crisis; the hole; self surgery; facial recognition fail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is how we roll.

00:25 Oh, children. How the lazy days of summer vanish.

01:25 You do not know what hot is.

02:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:50 Twelve weeks is pretty much plenty of time to read a book.

 05:00 Stop wasting time, kid.

 06:45 You can read, stop acting like you cannot.

 08:45 People should just do what they are supposed to do.

 10:00 This is just proof that some teachers are mean.

 12:30 Some people underestimate their skills.

 14:30 This is what it is like when you have kids.

15:30 There are things living in your belly button.

 18:50 This is just gross and strange.

20:00 Self-surgery is not a good idea.

 22:00 Kim would just tape it all back in.

 23:20 Things you can buy out of a comic book.

 25:15 Sam misses out on a monkey.

25:50 Guess what, you are a criminal.

 29:40 Sam has a plan. So does his nephew.

31:22 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0735 &#8211; Family</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0735-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 13:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Visitors; pool loving; shaving; abuse; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0735 &#8211; Family]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Visitors; pool loving; shaving; abuse; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. What choice do we have? - 00:15 Yeah, summer time. Things slow down. - 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Visitors; pool loving; shaving; abuse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. What choice do we have?

00:15 Yeah, summer time. Things slow down.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Surprisingly good kid.

 04:00 This is really not a good way to have a conversation.

 06:00 This would be crazy expensive, so no.

 08:00 The mall.

 09:50 There was no violence, which is shocking.

 11:30 The push out.

 12:15 I am bored.

 13:15 This room is only for company.

14:50 Get out of the pool, you filthy animals.

 16:50 Pools are kind of gross.

19:20 Head shaving.

 20:15 Better just shave it all.

 21:30 Your head might be shaped funny.

 23:00 This ring was rotting out of her face.

23:50 Well this is not very nice, at all.

 24:35 There needs to be a law about this. A big, important law.

 27:00 Decimated does not mean devastated.

 28:15 This show is not really as exciting as you would think, or hope.

 30:00 Well, this is challenging.

33:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:42 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0734 &#8211; Wellness</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0734-wellness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0734 &#8211; Wellness]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it just would not be a show without it. - 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. - 01:15 Sam does not get this show.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it just would not be a show without it.

00:15 Welcome back, peoples.

01:15 Sam does not get this show.

02:30 Weeds kind of cheated.

04:00 Wow, we are really behind on posting this show. Soooorry.

05:30 Sam has a plan to make things more intriguing.

06:30 Some kids cannot stick with a plan.

 08:00 Whoa, a stranger likes some stuff.

 09:00 You need to sell to people you do not know.

 10:30 Sam has a hard time with mornings around here.

11:50 Fried potatoes will make you fat. Shocking.

 13:00 Everything is a drug, everything is bad for you.

 14:35 There are good fries, and bad fries. Learn the difference.

 17:55 This is the appropriate color for steaks.

19:00 This is a very sad story.

 20:00 Wear your helmet. WEAR IT.

23:25 Just got paid? Prepare to die.

 25:50 Sam has a theory.

 27:40 This store is awful.

 28:40 Scooter-riders are awful.

 30:30 Some people are just not nice.

 32:45 Why would someone do such a thing?

35:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:55 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0733 &#8211; Injustice</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0733-injustice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 14:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The trial; the inmate issue; suitcase escape; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0733 &#8211; Injustice]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>Casey Anthony trial,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The trial; the inmate issue; suitcase escape; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It is what it is. - 00:45 Kim is not pleased. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:05 This is like a timewarp. -  02:15 And it is over.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The trial; the inmate issue; suitcase escape; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is what it is.

00:45 Kim is not pleased.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 This is like a timewarp.

 02:15 And it is over.

 03:45 No one can even believe this happened.

 05:45 Kim has doubts.

 07:00 There has to be a reason for this insanity.

 09:30 This has to be a hard job. A thankless, unhappy job.

 11:30 Some predictions.

 12:30 There are unfortunate events on the horizon.

 15:30 People change their minds.

18:35 This word does not mean what you think it means.

 19:35 They could call you many other things that you will not lie.

 21:45 Judges should be meaner.

21:50 Get in the suitcase.

 25:10 Girls are not going to be in the mood in this place.

 27:20 Kim gets gross.

 28:55 There are flaws in the system.

31:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0732 &#8211; Just Dance</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0732-just-dance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0732 &#8211; Just Dance]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, baby. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show! - 00:25 Brain explosion. -  01:20 This is a strange problem.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, baby.

00:15 Welcome back to the show!

00:25 Brain explosion.

 01:20 This is a strange problem.

 02:30 The GPS has made people a little less used to finding their way.

 03:40 Mapsco - a work of art that is dying out.

04:30 Kim is a giver.

 06:30 People just do not understand.

 08:00 You do it.

 09:15 Respect. Learn the word.

 10:40 Do you have this skill? No? Shut up.

12:10 You should not put your privates in a bag.

 13:45 People are crazy.

 15:15 Blood. You need to keep it on the inside.

18:05 Cat burglar. For real.

 21:40 The backyard is the place for cats to hang.

 22:25 Birds - they are mean.

 23:15 Crows are evil. For real.

 24:15 The original bird gang.

24:35 It is alive. And in your ear.

 25:55 No one wants this. No one.

 27:25 It is shockingly soft.

29:38 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0731 &#8211; Networking</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0731-networking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0731-networking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 13:33:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0731 &#8211; Networking]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It is all you could ever want. - 00:15 Welcome back. Seriously, welcome. - 00:30 Lots of little vacations. - 01:30 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is all you could ever want.

00:15 Welcome back. Seriously, welcome.

00:30 Lots of little vacations.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 Hell is other children.

03:30 This is serious bizness.

 04:45 Social media. It can be very useful.

 05:50 Some people just do not stick with it.

 08:25 Sudden respect.

 09:40 Thing 3 really wants this.

 11:30 Thing 3 is kind of mean.

 14:15 No kid ever appreciates their achievements of their parents.

15:15 Do not do this.

 19:00 Sometimes you get in trouble.

22:20 Hypnotism - apparently, kind of dangerous.

 24:55 Use your brain.

26:05 Kim does not approve of this story.

 29:25 How do you miss a body in a pool? No one knows.

31:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:45 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0730 &#8211; Biology</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0730-biology/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0730-biology/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 14:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0730 &#8211; Biology]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because we can. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 00:30 Sometimes being stupid is better.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we can.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:30 Sometimes being stupid is better.

01:45 This does not need to be in food.

02:45 These kits are kind of pricey.

03:25 Kim does not like yard work.

 06:00 This is why Sam lives in fear.

 07:50 Kim learns her lesson.

 09:10 Well, this did not work out.

 11:45 Kim will one day cut off her arm doing this.

13:10 Do not do this, lactaters.

 16:45 It is just good, clean, milk.

18:30 Here are your teeth. Sorry.

 20:10 The hospital is not a fun place.

23:00 Well, this is confusing.

 24:25 We cannot all be as advanced as you are.

 29:55 You have to give everyone time to catch up.

31:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0729 &#8211; Russia</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0729-russia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Swimsuits; aliens; guard dog; deadshock; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. We do our best. - 00:35 Why do companies do this? - 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Swimsuits; aliens; guard dog; deadshock; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do our best.

00:35 Why do companies do this?

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

02:30 Kim buys a swimsuit.

 03:40 The problem with hill folk.

 04:45 Difficulties.

 06:25 Modesty is important.

 07:30 Sam gets yelled at.

 09:10 Well, this is not pleasant.

 10:00 Tight equals strong, apparently.

 12:05 This is harder than Kim thinks it is.

14:25 Aliens. They are out there.

18:25 Guard dog.

 19:40 Some of this sounds like fun.

 20:25 You kind of get a sense of where the kid is.

22:20 Shocking. Really, it is shocking.

 23:45 Embalming is painful if you are not, you know, dead.

 25:20 You need to check a little more carefully.

 27:20 This is not really a fair point.

28:30 Leave the monkeys alone.

 29:45 This really is very sad.

30:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:43 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:08 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0728 &#8211; Weird Magnet</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0728-weird-magnet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 14:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Winners; hobby sites; pee water; squirshed; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You know it. - 00:15 Welcome back, winners. - 00:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Winners; hobby sites; pee water; squirshed; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know it.

00:15 Welcome back, winners.

00:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 This system really does work.

 02:30 The win and loss theory is messed up.

 04:30 This is a nice guy, who turned into a pain.

 06:50 Do not get crazy.

 08:00 Just settle down.

 09:00 This was a little scary.

 10:35 There really ought to be a law.

 11:40 These odds are pretty good.

 14:05 Sam gets freaked on.

 18:25 The peeing thing can get to be a problem.

21:55 A hobby website, that is all.

25:00 Well, it is just a little pee.

28:00 This is just not nice.

 29:45 Sam would just like things to be clear.

 32:00 There is no way this was coherent.

33:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0727 &#8211; Fearsome</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0727-fearsome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 15:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Earwig; Horror; bagel face; potty spy; pool dangers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0727 &#8211; Fearsome]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Earwig; Horror; bagel face; potty spy; pool dangers; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - we do it for the cookies. - 00:30 Sam feels like a failure. -  01:25 Small town life is not safe. -  03:00 Deal with the bugs, kid.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Earwig; Horror; bagel face; potty spy; pool dangers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - we do it for the cookies.

00:30 Sam feels like a failure.

 01:25 Small town life is not safe.

 03:00 Deal with the bugs, kid.

 04:15 These are not easy to smash.

06:35 These books are too scary.

 08:15 There are plenty of computers to watch this on, kid.

 08:45 Strange time to get brave, kid.

 09:55 Some things scare a kid pretty hard.

 11:30 This place was freaky.

 12:15 This book broke Sam.

 14:35 Very quickly, this got to be too much for Thing 3.

 15:45 Kim should not have read this book.

18:00 This is gross and dumb.

 20:15 This does not look good.

 21:10 This looks awful.

22:20 Potty spy.

 23:30 Why do people have to be so strange?

 24:55 Kim knows now fear.

25:50 Pools are dangerous. ALL POOLS.

 28:20 Keep an eye on your children. Please.

 29:40 Kids can learn to swim pretty fast.

31:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:05 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0726 &#8211; Defensive</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0726-defensive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Pool spiders; gross food; missing the point; death sleep; smoking; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You know you want it. - 00:15 Welcome back. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Pool spiders; gross food; missing the point; death sleep; smoking; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know you want it.

00:15 Welcome back.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

01:40 This is pretty unpleasant.

 02:50 These are sizable.

 03:30 Stop being gross, spider.

 05:00 Go away, wasps.

 06:00 This is so unpleasant.

08:10 So much grosser than you think it is.

 10:35 Cooks should not gross people out.

11:45 Missing the point.

 13:10 This is too much soda.

 15:15 This used to be so good. Now it is so not good.

16:25 How you sleep can kill your baby.

 19:45 People should not do this. Ever.

 20:35 Oversharing old people are the worst.

21:00 This does make sense and is the way it should be.

 22:30 Do not be rude, smokers.

 23:35 This would fix the problem.

 25:30 This is not pleasant.

28:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

29:28 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0725 &#8211; Fixed</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0725-fixed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 14:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Breakage; wasp attack; spoilage; wife search; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it sets a mood. - 00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. - 01:30 Kim breaks things, again. -  02:35 Oh, look.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Breakage; wasp attack; spoilage; wife search; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it sets a mood.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 Kim breaks things, again.

 02:35 Oh, look. It broke.

 04:25 This is why Sam is broke.

 04:50 Sam is bored.

 07:00 Sometimes you just have to replace your stuff.

08:00 Kim nearly dies.

 09:30 Kim is deathly afraid of wasps, with good reason.

10:50 Sam has become very picky about stories he will listen to.

13:55 Kids are spoiled. A lot.

 15:20 This does not help things.

 16:35 The pain of a writer.

 17:50 People are crazy.

18:30 Handsome PaulÂ  needs a wife.

 20:50 Kim the mentalist.

 22:30 The internet has broken us.

24:00 Jury duty.

 26:30 Some people are overly honest.

28:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0724 &#8211; Penalty</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0724-penalty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 14:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Unemployment; punch out; peanut attack; unpleasant; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0724 &#8211; Penalty]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Unemployment; punch out; peanut attack; unpleasant; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that is the stuff. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Unemployment; punch out; peanut attack; unpleasant; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that is the stuff.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Things are tough for kids today.

 04:25 Some jobs make you unpleasant.

 05:35 This will have long-term, really horribly consequences.

 06:45 Kids may have to be entrepreneurs to get ahead in the world.

 08:25 Sam has a suggestion, but it gets very little play.

 09:50 Kids do not listen to their parents.

10:35 Sometimes, you have to punch.

 11:55 In the olden days, this was not so much of a problem.

 12:50 People just need to relax a little.

 13:45 Old ladies live too long.

15:30 The peanut attack.

 17:17 It only takes a tiny particle.

19:00 An unpleasant situation.

 20:30 These are questions that raise concerns.

 22:45 Some kids know too much.

 23:50 This dolphin is dangerous. Very dangerous.

 24:55 Sam has a new plan.

27:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:08 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0723 &#8211; Madness</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0723-madness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 15:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Stupid people; terror hornets; uterus recursion; breast cows; fear of the internet; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know what it means. - 00:30 The sickness keeps coming. - 00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Stupid people; terror hornets; uterus recursion; breast cows; fear of the internet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know what it means.

00:30 The sickness keeps coming.

00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 Stupid people waste tons of time and money.

04:50 Just give Sam the power.

05:50 Cleaning the car outside is never pleasant.

 07:30 This is just not nice.

 08:30 Ingrate.

 09:30 How do you make people respect your authority? No one knows.

 11:45 It is hard when someone in your house grows up.

 12:45 This would be so easy, and so nice.

14:30 Here is how we save on our entertainment bill.

15:05 This will end in tears. Lots of tears.

 17:10 This recursive uterus experiment will not work out well.

 19:55 Science is just making with the crazy now.

21:25 How could this go wrong?

 22:25 This really is not human lactation, but it is close.

25:00 This will destroy the entire internet.

 27:15 We cannot make the internet safe for the weak.

 28:25 You are not smart enough to be making laws like this, so stop.

30:10 This is now how those are supposed to look. Seriously.

30:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0722 &#8211; Work Out</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0722-work-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 17:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The collapse; infomercials; parent trap; customer disservice; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0722 &#8211; Work Out]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The collapse; infomercials; parent trap; customer disservice; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. We do it for the fans. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people who do stuff around the house. - 01:20 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The collapse; infomercials; parent trap; customer disservice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do it for the fans.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people who do stuff around the house.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Things fall apart. Around here, they fall apart a lot, and very quickly.

 03:10 This doesn&#039;t seem like a great thing to have in your pool.

 04:30 Again, the people who built this pool are not our friends.

 05:30 This is not going to be a leisurely trip.

 06:10 Customer service is kind of dead.

 07:15 The puzzle from hell.

 08:50 This makes people lose their minds.

 09:35 You cannot film an infomercial in some neighborhoods.

 12:10 This doesn&#039;t make you any friends.

12:45 How to embarrass your kids.

 13:30 If you tell a parent this, you get what you deserve.

 15:20 Our kids are pretty good about this kind of thing, really.

16:15 Weasel attack.

 19:45 The Great Hamster of Alsace would be awesome.

 21:10 No one likes Aquaman.

22:45 Apparently, you cannot pay in pennies anymore.

 25:35 No one does what they should, they always do less.

 27:00 Stop letting people take your money.

 28:00 Pickle juice infects everything.

 28:50 This just isn&#039;t that good.

32:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:55 Email us - rwtyswho@gmail.com

34:15 This movie is actually horribly awesome.

37:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0721 &#8211; Grow Up</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0721-grow-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0721-grow-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 14:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Face holes; lack of control; money cures everything; deer parts; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0721 &#8211; Grow Up]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Face holes; lack of control; money cures everything; deer parts; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Oh, theme music. - 00:25 Not everyone who thinks they are is an adult. - 00:50 People used to just grow up.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Face holes; lack of control; money cures everything; deer parts; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Oh, theme music.

00:25 Not everyone who thinks they are is an adult.

00:50 People used to just grow up.

 01:50 This is pretty much the definition of a loser.

02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 Cold shoulders.

 03:50 This is a strange hair color.

 04:45 Not a good look.

 05:25 Kool-aid is a legitimate hair dye.

 06:20 Sam is not respected.

 07:30 If you have a metal allergy, you should not put it in your face.

 08:30 Kim cannot even wear earrings.

 09:00 This can happen, you know.

 10:00 This cannot be fun.

 11:30 We are not as stupid as our kids believe.

 12:15 This would be very unfortunate.

 13:35 You have to be careful, kid.

 14:40 Even Sam has allergies.

 15:35 This is the same way your grandmother went.

17:25 Oh, this will not go well.

 19:30 Make him pay, lady.

 20:15 This is not an addiction, you are just stupid.

 22:40 Ladies do not want to see these pictures, gentlemen.

23:25 It is nice to have money.

 24:30 We could pay you, or not.

26:45 All kids like deer parts.

 28:00 Just own up to your foolishness.

 29:20 This does not work out for you.

30:25 Kim is too nice.

 31:30 Sam is evil, it is just his way.

 32:30 Kim has a pain.

33:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:20 This is known as an opportunity cost for Sam.

34:15 Send us email - rwtyshow@gmail.com

34:55 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0720 &#8211; Judgement Call</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0720-judgement-call/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0720-judgement-call/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 14:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0720 &#8211; Judgement Call]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. A special gift. - 00:15 Welcome back, people. - 02:15 Apple steals the thunder. - 0315 Kim is the Apple Whore.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A special gift.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

02:15 Apple steals the thunder.

0315 Kim is the Apple Whore.

04:10 Sam hates car shopping, especially when it is not for him.

 05:10 Settle down, child.

 07:20 Sam tells the kid how to do it.

 08:10 Stop being silly, child.

 08:50 This is a bit of an oversight.

 09:40 Air conditioning is important in Texas.

 12:50 Monetary penalties are the way to go.

 15:15 This is a terrible plan.

18:25 Hypmotism.

23:45 Do not make us get mean.

27:50 Chicks do not dig this.

35:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0719 &#8211; Mommy Fixation</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0719-mommy-fixation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0719-mommy-fixation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 17:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0719 &#8211; Mommy Fixation]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>Casey Anthony trial,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know you love it. - 00:30 Kim has a fixation. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you love it.

00:30 Kim has a fixation.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:15 Kim is kind of creepy during the day.

 02:15 This trial is intriguing. But there are limits.

 03:15 How is this a defense? 

 04:15 Sam knows about this by osmosis.

 06:00 This sounds like a pretty good theory.

 07:00 This is a lot of lies.

 08:00 This is not a good way to lie.

 09:30 This is not fun.

 10:00 Kim spells out the law.

 10:50 This is a lot of time.

 11:15 This is not what Kim expected.

 12:50 This seems a little odd.

 13:30 Strange behavior.

15:15 We could probably just stop watching TV.

 17:30 Rationing your episodes is important.

 19:00 This is what TV should be like.

 19:50 How do you make the honey badger boring? Put it on NatGeo.

 21:30 Make TV like this.

 22:45 This show is going to be kind of crazy.

24:35 Do not touch the junk of Texans.

 25:15 This is not something you could really do.

 26:30 Ladies do not like this.

 27:15 You can do it yourself, but it still has to suck.

28:30 Pick your pants up.

 29:35 Public transit in the metroplex is a joke.

 30:15 This is definitely going to create a problem.

 31:25 Kim can cover it, everyone else should, too.

33:45 Do not forget your wife.

 34:35 People do not normally get lost like this.

 37:20 Sam has his eye on you.

38:33 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0718 &#8211; Jerkholes</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0718-jerkholes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0718-jerkholes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 13:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0718 &#8211; Jerkholes]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,stick horse rodeo</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Rocking your socks off. - 00:15 We are picky about our hobo accents these days. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Rocking your socks off.

00:15 We are picky about our hobo accents these days.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:05 Finally, noodling is legal in Texas. We have waited so long.

02:30 Sam gets no credit for the things he is good at.

 03:00 Pool disaster.

 04:00 Old-timey things are beter.

 04:50 This sounds so easy.

 05:20 We are so strong.

 06:15 We make do with our tools.

 06:45 The kid does not know what he is talking about.

 07:15 Thanks for almost killing us all.

 09:25 Why does no one believe this can be fixed?

 11:05 This would make things much easier.

13:00 Horspes. How gross.

 13:45 This hardly seems right.

 15:40 This is not a good idea.

 17:20 Sam does not like this movies. They are abusive.

19:00 This girl is NOT nice.

 21:25 Kids are pretty serious about their cell phones.

23:35 Hey, consumer. Shut up and consume.

 24:00 Here is how the law is used to hose you, the innocent citizen.

 27:30 Children are quite disturbing.

30:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0717 &#8211; Gap</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0717-gap/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0717-gap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0717 &#8211; Gap]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It will change you. - 00:40 Kids think Sam is incompetent. At everything. - 01:15 Sometimes, dancers get badly injured.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will change you.

00:40 Kids think Sam is incompetent. At everything.

01:15 Sometimes, dancers get badly injured. In humorous ways.

 02:10 Strippers often do not have a routine.

03:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:25 Thing 1 begins the car quest.

 04:25 Going to the dentist before work is just not good.

 05:30 Independence has a price.

 06:05 We will help the kid, but this is what we warned her about.

 07:30 Feel the burn and the fear.

 08:30 Always bargain.

 09:30 Sometimes, people get what they deserve.

 11:00 Sam does not like little kids.

 12:00 This is totally untrue.

13:40 Hazing is not nice.

 14:10 Now it is all about making people feel bad about themselves.

 15:25 Cheap hot dogs are not nice.

 18:15 Why do people have to be told when they are doing things wrong?

19:18 Stop going to college.

 20:20 Most people do not use their degrees.

 22:30 These are not stupid kids.

 25:30 Sam has a plan that is not altruistic.

 26:00 Kim disagrees.

27:30 No school for you, middle class people.

 28:30 You are screwed, unless you are very rich, or very poor.

 29:50 Why are normal folks always getting hammered by the government?

 32:00 Things are going to change.

33:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0716 &#8211; Decisions</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0716-decisions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0716-decisions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 15:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0716 &#8211; Decisions]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It will warm you right up. - 00:15 Welcome back, happy people. - 00:30 It is time to get brave, kids. - 01:25 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will warm you right up.

00:15 Welcome back, happy people.

00:30 It is time to get brave, kids.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Well, this does not sound good.

 02:50 It is one flea. Settle down.

 04:30 This medicine often makes the dog insane.

 05:50 Kids used to get bugs on them. What happened?

 07:10 Bug invasion.

 08:10 What means the most to you?

 09:20 Kids do not get it.

 10:35 A special form of calisthenics.

11:30 So hungry. Must kill chicken.

 13:00 The deer conundrum.

 14:30 You can get feathers off a chicken pretty quick.

 14:50 This is old school.

16:40 What recession? Ipads for all!

 17:20 There is a pricing issue here.

 18:30 Someone made a fortune on this.

 20:30 No one cares how much money they spend. No one.

 21:17 This is a new plan for Sam.

21:40 Sorry, fat-bottomed girls.

 23:30 There is no basis in fact for any of this.

 25:00 Sitting will kill you. Dead.

 27:35 Everyone has a problem with these seats.

 28:50 This is not an advancement. It is, in fact, a return to the olden days.

29:35 This room is too hot.

30:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0715 &#8211; Prey</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0715-prey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0715-prey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 14:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0715 &#8211; Prey]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,tornado</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Listen carefully for the hidden message. - 00:30 There were storms and tornadoes. Deal. - 01:30 It was a little scary.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Listen carefully for the hidden message.

00:30 There were storms and tornadoes. Deal.

01:30 It was a little scary.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:50 The end of the school year is upon us.

 05:15 This is not for our kids.

 06:20 Work the middle of the curve, school. The middle.

 08:20 Why is this our problem?

 10:00 Now it is just hot.

 11:15 No one is happy about this. No one.

 12:50 Maybe you should try not to eat the entire summer.

 14:10 This should not be so difficult.

15:00 Stay away from the toddlers, Facebook.

19:30 This is not nice.

 21:15 Moms can be mean.

22:20 No guilt.

 24:45 This would be depressing.

 27:33 There is a missing book, almost for sure.

29:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

30:48 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0714 &#8211; Vacated</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0714-vacated/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 15:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Brink; the free vacation; ostracism; suspended; ugly pictures; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0714 &#8211; Vacated]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Brink; the free vacation; ostracism; suspended; ugly pictures; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. So soothing. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of RWTY. - 01:10 How is this even possible?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Brink; the free vacation; ostracism; suspended; ugly pictures; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So soothing.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of RWTY.

01:10 How is this even possible?

 01:50 Where is the dumbass filter button?

 02:50 Plumbers. You need them.

 04:10 Look at your career.

05:30 Free trips are fun.

 06:35 We end up not losing money.

 07:20 Yay, another free visit.

 08:15 Slot machines should be more like games.

 08:50 Progressives are far too much fun.

 09:35 This is almost like stealing.

 11:30 Things go badly for Sam.

 12:10 You old people, you go home now.

 13:30 Stop getting in the way.

 14:45 Kim gets freaked out by the tournament.

 16:05 Old people do not have a lot of stamina.

 17:15 Kim makes it to the semifinals.

 18:30 Sooo close.

20:20 Ostracism hurts.

 21:20 Men get hurt more.

 23:35 This was the worst.

 25:00 Kim was not popular.

26:00 Facebook at school does not work out.

 27:20 There is a difference here. A big difference.

 28:25 There is a continuum. Pick a spot on it.

 30:00 The internet makes us rude.

 30:50 This should get you punched in the throat, very hard.

32:20 Oh, look. Pictures.

 33:30 How is this okay?

 34:45 It is not a party for anyone involved.

 35:50 Keep the government out of your lady bits.

 37:30 Girls can influence boys.

 38:55 Sam has an escape plan that is not exciting for anyone.

39:55 Call us - 214.267.9899

40:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

40:44 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0713 &#8211; Raptured</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0713-raptured/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0713-raptured/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 13:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0713 &#8211; Raptured]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it totally rocks. - 00:25 No one was raptured. No one. - 01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it totally rocks.

00:25 No one was raptured. No one.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 What good did this do? Oh, right. None.

 03:30 Our kids begin freaking out.

 05:30 You can get a last-minute pass if you play your cards right.

 06:30 It is kind of hell around here.

 09:45 Bad is bad.

 10:58 Thing 2 has a plan that is foiled by oversleeping.

 12:45 Sam would head for the hills, too.

 13:25 Maybe the rapture wouldn&#039;t be so bad, after all.

14:20 The visa lottery is not nice.

 17:30 Diverse people do not band together. It doesn&#039;t happen.

18:00 This is not the right lesson to take away from this.

 20:15 This was not hidden.

 21:45 Sam will just keep this a secret.

 23:05 You will wish you had keep the money. Guaranteed.

24:00 Kids were evil, and now they have to eat a sammich. Big deal.

 26:20 People are babies.

28:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:43 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0712 &#8211; Out</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0712-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 14:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0712 &#8211; Out]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just what you asked for. - 00:15 Goodbye, children. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com - 02:10 The fight.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just what you asked for.

00:15 Goodbye, children.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

02:10 The fight.

 02:45 It is a give and take.

 03:15 We were not being mean.

 03:55 Great, people go crazy.

 05:00 Nobody threw you out.

 06:00 You can always go home.

 07:00 This is a real problem.

 08:00 Sam is not pleased.

 09:40 We are not unreasonable people.

 11:11 This is not making a good impression, in any way.

 11:45 All you have to do is say something.

 13:00 Oh, look at the ring.

 14:45 If Sam were mean, this is how it would go.

 16:10 The number is up.

16:20 Who is setting my yard on fire? Oh, it is my wife.

 17:10 How do you respond to this kind of thing?

 19:40 Things have to get totally out of control in a case like this.

22:30 Oh, look .Pr0n.

 23:55 This is important to let people know, so they understand.

 25:45 Some things are scary.

 26:40 Scarring moments in childhood.

 27:50 This was all pirated.

29:00 Some people have all the luck.

 31:00 Congratulations, you work from home.

 31:30 Just do it and get back to work. Thanks.

 32:00 You no longer have the right to privacy, you loon.

 33:00 This would not end well.

36:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0711 &#8211; Dancer</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0711-dancer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0711-dancer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 12:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0711 &#8211; Dancer]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Because we are on vacation. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you adult-type people. - 01:25 This makes people uncomfortable.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we are on vacation.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, you adult-type people.

01:25 This makes people uncomfortable.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 Dancing. It is hard for kids.

 03:20 This is what happens when you are too damned picky.

 04:00 Kim does enjoy the experience, no matter what she says.

 05:00 Pre-shopping could have solved some of this.

 06:10 Kids may need to be a little restricted.

 06:45 Things were different, because we knew better.

 07:45 It has to be the right KIND of dress.

 09:15 Cut your hair, we dare you.

 10:00 Parents do not know anything.

 11:33 Shoes that do not fit make Thing 3 cranky.

 14:15 Wear them or do not, no one cares.

15:45 Permission to beat your child, please.

 17:10 How did this get rejected?

 18:30 This is the argument.

 19:55 Loser pays is actually winner pays.

21:00 Big Brother is watching your fries.

 22:25 You have control over this, schools.

 24:50 This is ridiculous, and it will always be ridiculous.

 25:35 There are easier answers than what you people are doing.

26:35 It is all too sexy. Way too sexy.

 30:05 This may be a case of people seeing things very differently.

 30:50 This is too boring for Kim.

 32:25 Here is a simple rule.

33:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:10 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0710 &#8211; Malfunction</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0710-malfunction/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0710-malfunction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 14:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0710 &#8211; Malfunction]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>dishwasher,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that what it is. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the RWTY.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that what it is.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the RWTY.

00:30 Sam was made to suffer because Kim would not listen.

00:50 Email us- rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 The dishwasher saga.

02:20 Just buy the thing. Now.

 03:55 In-store inventory should sort of be like in-store inventory.

 06:15 This is not possible, do you understand? 

 07:20 Two more days is not possible.

 08:15 This is like having a sword hanging over your head.

 09:00 This seems simple.

 09:15 Water should not smell like this. Ever.

 10:35 This is kind of a scary thing to find.

 12:00 Adjustments were made.

 13:00 Well this is different.

 14:15 Watersplosion.

 15:05 Five hours is a lot.

 16:40 Home Depot takes all the money.

 17:45 Works like a charm.

18:30 Brink. Such a terrible game.

19:15 This girl should not have to cheer.

 21:25 No one cares about justice anymore.

 22:35 All sports should go away, now.

 23:50 How is a parent supposed to handle this?

24:50 Fat people are contagious. By sight.

 26:15 Your genetic material just wants to survive.

 27:05 Dieting is not working the way it should.

 28:50 This is a stupid amount of food.

 29:40 How do you get lost for this long?

30:35 Burn it down!

 32:15 Kids and fire are a bad mix.

 33:25 Seems funny, but it was not.

35:15 The gift that keeps on giving.

36:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:56 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0709 &#8211; MF</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0709-mf/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0709-mf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 14:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0709 &#8211; MF]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - maybe it is time for something new. - 00:40 Moms are something else. - 02:30 The big mom dinner.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - maybe it is time for something new.

00:40 Moms are something else.

02:30 The big mom dinner.

 03:20 Why is guacamole so expensive?

 04:10 Kim gets toys for her special day.

 04:45 Oh, now you get it.

 05:45 Manage expectations, kid. Manage them.

 06:40 This is a good idea, regardless.

 07:40 This is not a card, it is a screed.

 08:50 Oh, this name is wrong.

 10:20 This was not as nice as it could have been.

 12:15 Kids are getting kind of antsy.

13:35 The inappropriate doll.

 14:30 This will not make squeamish Americans happy.

 15:35 Kids are really more down with just having a plain old doll.

 16:15 Stop making things weird, people.

 17:35 Pressure release.

 19:50 Just be a little polite.

20:55 Internet kissing. Not necessary.

 22:10 Kim is curious about the parts.

 24:10 This is not what kissing is like. Honest.

25:00 This is not nice.

 26:10 Kids are kind of strange, you just have to accept it.

 27:35 This is how to mess up your kids head.

 29:20 Sometimes there are bad things, but not usually.

32:26 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0708 &#8211; Turbulence</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0708-turbulence/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0708-turbulence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 14:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0708 &#8211; Turbulence]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music is so sweet, it hurts your teeth. - 00:15 Welcome back, apathy. - 00:50 Things need to get better. - 01:25 Call us- 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music is so sweet, it hurts your teeth.

00:15 Welcome back, apathy.

00:50 Things need to get better.

01:25 Call us- 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:25 Things are going to crap.

 03:10 Old ladies are scrappy.

 03:50 Home invasion.

 04:40 Go get them, granny.

 05:15 You remember strange things in times of stress.

 06:40 Naked defense rarely works.

 07:45 This would cause most people to reconsider their actions.

 09:05 This is one good thing about Texas.

 09:35 Things are every scarier in small towns.

10:45 Your lady pocket is not the place for sharp things.

 12:10 Kim would never hide anything here.

 12:56 Things can move around down there.

 14:10 This is a special thing, treat it nicely.

15:20 Your rented laptop is spying on you.

 16:25 These places are everywhere, and they always rip you off.

 18:45 Just get rid of the cameras on laptops. Now.

20:10 Bath salts will get you really high, apparently.

 21:45 Just think of the goat.

 22:50 Oh, Bailey.

 24:25 Some goats can lead you on.

 25:50 This is a sure sign you are too high.

 27:40 Think ahead, people.

 28:50 This is stressful for me.

 29:55 Shame is a powerful motivator to not be a loser.

 31:30 Draw a line.

 32:45 Kim just says no.

34:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

35:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0707 &#8211; Ended</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0707-ended/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 14:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Awesome; school stealer; corporate shenanigans; birth determination; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. So worth it. - 00:15 People are angry. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Awesome; school stealer; corporate shenanigans; birth determination; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So worth it.

00:15 People are angry.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:05 Kim and email - a match not so heavenly.

02:45 We are usually pretty big on the pictures of dead folks.

 03:50 Stop wrecking the things.

 04:35 Guys do not let guys forget this kind of stuff.

 05:42 This is pretty much what we figured would happen. 

 07:00 People need proof.

 08:10 Inflame away.

 09:00 There is an order to things.

 09:45 Fear works pretty well.

 10:45 This is the true crime.

 11:55 When you lie, you have to come clean.

 12:35 Oh, teenagers.

 13:20 Some people cannot remember, some cannot forget.

15:10 Stop stealing school.

 16:15 You would think you would get ninja at this stuff.

 17:35 How are we supposed to feel about this?

 19:00 This is how you fix issues.

 19:45 Make it about smart kids, not rich kids.

 20:45 In Texas, it is all about your sports teams.

22:00 How the big boys get you.

 23:30 Serfdom is the way of the world in IT.

 24:30 Google has a very stratified society.

 26:00 This will destroy your soul.

29:50 When you are born will determine everything about your life.

 31:40 Scientists are not to be trusted.

 33:00 People are stupid.

35:40 This diet makes Sam angry.

37:11 Call us - 214.267.9899.

37:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

38:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0706 &#8211; Violence</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0706-violence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 14:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Video games; period injuries; phone divorce; get a job; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0706 &#8211; Violence]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Video games; period injuries; phone divorce; get a job; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - warm honey for your earhole. - 00:30 Just video games from now on. - 01:50 The charge for video game controllers is ridiculous.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Video games; period injuries; phone divorce; get a job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - warm honey for your earhole.

00:30 Just video games from now on.

01:50 The charge for video game controllers is ridiculous.

 02:35 Thing 3 has to move it.

 03:10 People are all having a good time, until Kim looks at the TV.

 04:00 X-Ray attacks are awesome.

 04:15 This is not really true.

 05:40 There is a jump in game intensity. 

 06:30 Sore losers.

 07:20 This ninja is awesome.

 08:20 Hug it out, little monkey.

 09:05 It is back on with Gears of War 3.

10:05 Period time - it is for getting hurt.

 11:00 Kim never keeps track of this.

13:00 Divorce by phone.

 13:55 The Bloody Mary of divorce.

 15:10 You could send it one word at a time.

 15:35 Sweeping your yard is not a mark of success.

 17:10 The prairie kind of sucked.

19:40 Get out, slacker.

 20:50 Some kids suck.

 21:50 Perpetual students. This is a bad idea.

 23:00 These people are not as smart as you might think.

 24:00 No experience = no job.

 25:45 Those days over over, MBA babies.

 27:55 People wait too long to start living life.

28:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:55 Kabal rules!

30:12 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0705 &#8211; Kafka</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0705-kafka/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 14:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hacked; sleepy head; the littlest gun runner; prostitute; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0705 &#8211; Kafka]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hacked; sleepy head; the littlest gun runner; prostitute; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - something to listen to while Sony gives away your money. - 00:15 Oh, Sony. - 01:40 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Hacked; sleepy head; the littlest gun runner; prostitute; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - something to listen to while Sony gives away your money.

00:15 Oh, Sony.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 Sony says they are sorry, but you have been haxx0r3d.

 02:30 This is completely the fault of Sony.

 03:20 How long did they wait? They waited a week.

 04:15 There have been some fraudulent charges, you see.

 05:25 Please do not be an ass, credit card boy.

 06:20 Time to call the bank.

 06:50 How do you miss the big charge here?

 08:20 Look, your debit card is dead. D-E-A-D.

 09:10 The police do not want to hear about your problem.

 10:00 The bank does not want to hear about your problem, either.

 11:15 Please, someone needs to hear about my crime.

 12:45 What do you do, if you do not deal with internet crimes?

 14:30 No one cares, no one wants to hear it, you lose.

 15:30 Give it to the feds.

 16:40 None of this makes any sense, at all.

 17:40 Please, someone talk to me.

 18:20 The bank does not believe me, the government does not believe me.

 19:20 If it were your money, you would not be happy.

 21:15 Apparently, I am a liar.

 22:10 And we have come full circle.

 23:40 People do not care.

 24:40 Problem solved.

 25:25 Burning seems like the solution.

25:35 Sleepy head.

 26:40 Everyone was too sleepy to help Sam.

 27:30 What happened to the prince?

 30:45 Keep feeding rats bad things.

 31:25 Paleo diet makes Sam aggressive.

32:00 Elementary gun sales.

34:20 Prostitute for dad.

 36:20 Surely there is a site for this.

 36:50 You could probably get something for twenty bucks.

38:20 Sam would like your side of the story.

40:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0704 &#8211; Behavior</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0704-behavior/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0704-behavior/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 14:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Storm weather; unruly; wheelchair chaser; wrecking boys; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0704 &#8211; Behavior]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Storm weather; unruly; wheelchair chaser; wrecking boys; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - not quite as awesome as a pot of gold, but close. - 00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:38 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Storm weather; unruly; wheelchair chaser; wrecking boys; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not quite as awesome as a pot of gold, but close.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:38 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:10 Tornados, fires, hail - it is like being in Egypt.

 01:30 Sorry, car dealerships.

 02:25 Metal tents will save you. Maybe.

 03:00 Warnings are not the same as watches.

 04:15 Be safe, but not too safe.

 05:50 This is crimping Sam and his riding.

06:40 This is not a good idea.

 09:40 The monkey rule is now in effect.

 10:00 Kicking should be allowed.

11:45 Wheelchair attack.

 12:50 Electrified!

 15:00 Stop coddling jerks.

16:00 This kid is trouble.

 19:00 It is not as complex as you think.

20:35 How embarrassing.

 22:45 This is not true.

 24:50 The paleo diet is making same crazy.

 27:00 Corn is not even food.

28:48 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0703 &#8211; Hunger</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0703-hunger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 21:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Survivorman; paleo diet; termites from hell; food tamperer; Sony fail; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0703 &#8211; Hunger]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Survivorman; paleo diet; termites from hell; food tamperer; Sony fail; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back, starving people. - 00:25 Sam has something in common with Survivorman. -  01:15 Cabin fever is bad for you.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Survivorman; paleo diet; termites from hell; food tamperer; Sony fail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, starving people.

00:25 Sam has something in common with Survivorman.

 01:15 Cabin fever is bad for you.

 01:35 How do people do this?

 02:10 This is how things would end for us.

02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 The diet paradox.

 03:30 This sounds okay, and then not okay.

 04:10 There is not enough food to fill the void.

 04:35 This is not fair.

 05:15 Satisfaction is lacking.

 06:10 So much worse than quitting smoking.

 08:20 Kim is a spartan, Sam is a hedonist.

 09:25 This is the sadness.

 10:20 This seems reasonable.

 11:30 Punishment is a good motivation.

 12:15 Where is the food going?

 13:15 Sometimes total abstinence is the only solution.

 14:10 Calorie counts are for losers.

14:30 Termites ate my money!

 15:35 Corruption is just crazy in some places.

 16:45 These are evil creatures. EVIL.

 17:45 You just do not wait for vermin to overrun your home or place of business.

18:45 You should not do this.

 19:15 This is a going to jail offense, even though it seems prankish.

 20:00 You are too old for this foolishness.

 21:25 Do not eat food you find. Do not.

 22:00 Kim hurls because she thinks she should hurl.

 23:20 Food you find is never safe. Honest.

 24:00 Pranks, plan them.

24:45 Thanks, Sony.

 25:10 Look at all that personal data. It is gone.

 26:40 Places should be more careful.

 27:50 Penalties should hurt.

 29:00 No one will get paid for the pain.

 29:40 CEOs need to pay.

 30:30 The sudden lack of money can be horrifying.

 31:15 Shotguns should be left alone. Forever.

31:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:45 Emai us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0702 &#8211;  Break Down</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0702-break-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 16:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Frogs; collapse; cryer; magical; re-education; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0702 &#8211; Break Down]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Frogs; collapse; cryer; magical; re-education; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It has a flavor. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, frogs. - 00:30 Oh, frogs. - 01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Frogs; collapse; cryer; magical; re-education; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It has a flavor.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, frogs.

00:30 Oh, frogs.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 The collapse.

 03:00 The microwave is roont.

 03:50 The microwave has a specific, unique function.

 04:30 Installing a microwave over the range is not a simple task.

 06:00 Nothing is as simple as it seems.

 06:30 Kim goes all brute force.

 08:00 This is how Sam will die.

 09:35 So why did no one tell Sam this?

 10:45 Jigsaws are not great for working upside down.

 12:30 Kim mows the lawn, or not.

 13:50 Stop buying crap.

 15:00 Ah, the olden days.

17:00 Scary, but do not be scared.

 18:10 Why is this a surprise?

 20:00 Babies are troublesome.

 21:00 And now we are messing with the bonobos.

 22:00 This monkey cannot handle the language.

 24:00 Hard truths.

 26:10 Kim has no compassion.

26:30 This is not magical.

 27:40 This is not great money.

 28:40 Strangers in a cab is not an adventure.

 30:30 None of these people are smart. None of them.

31:00 How to change kids you do not like.

 32:45 This happens here, just as much as elsewhere. Stop it.

 35:10 This is how we make the world worse for everyone. Everyone.

 36:40 Ah, discrimination. So common.

 37:00 Kim finds zealots to be unsympathetic to other religions. Shocking.

 38:50 Stop it, hipster proselyte.

41:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

41:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

41:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0701 &#8211; Calamity</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0701-calamity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 14:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0701 &#8211; Calamity]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Better than a caveman. - 00:15 Welcome back, people. - 00:45 Miracle showdown.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than a caveman.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

00:45 Miracle showdown.

 01:25 This is what Sam gets annoyed by.

 02:15 It is like starting over again.

02:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:10 Girls with mustaches.

 04:00 This is the time when you try to prove you are a man, but you are not.

 05:00 Some people are very hairy.

 06:15 Some people are not hairy.

 07:10 This is really quite mean.

 08:00 Some times are hard.

 10:00 People should have known.

11:00 Calamity! 

 12:30 Thing 3 is kind of a joker.

 13:00 Oh, it is just a library fine.

 13:50 Olden days.

 15:50 Libraries are probably done.

16:30 Falling baby.

 17:50 You take a big risk in catching a faller.

 19:35 No one watched Sam, and look how that turned out.

22:05 Please do not smoke, or stab me in the face. Thanks.

 23:30 Ban together, good citizens.

 24:50 This will destroy society.

 25:50 There should be punishments.

26:00 Pr0n in the library.

 27:25 This is not for everyone.

 29:05 A quick lesson in economics for you.

 30:45 Go to JAIL.

 33:15 Sam has a new system of justice.

 34:15 This is a big crime.

34:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:03 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0700 &#8211; Rip Off</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0700-rip-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 14:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Lego crap; mom aid; false security; insulting injury; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Not for hipsters. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people. - 00:30 When daughters lie. - 00:43 We have done a few of these.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Lego crap; mom aid; false security; insulting injury; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Not for hipsters.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

00:30 When daughters lie.

00:43 We have done a few of these.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 The trip to Lego Land.

 02:30 Then why did I pre-order?

 03:15 You better get priority treatment for this price.

 03:45 Time slots are very rough estimates of how long you will wait.

 04:55 This is not a waiting area, it is a corral.

 05:40 Wait, this is a guided tour event.

 07:20 This part is very cool. But only this part.

 08:20 Well, that was short and unpleasant.

 09;20 You cannot even sell me fun stuff. You suck.

 10:45 This does not seem like much fun.

 13:00 This is not even lego.

13:20 How your mom will take care of you.

 14:25 Kids do not feel like leaving.

 15:20 Generation Loser.

 16:50 Make it harder.

 18:40 There is no return.

19:10 False sense of security.

 21:00 This is not as safe as you think it is.

 24:30 This is why it is a bad idea.

25:30 Insult to injury.

 26:30 You have to really keep an eye on your surrogate.

 30:00 Kim will never play Mortal Kombat.

31:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:52 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0699 &#8211; Hipster</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0699-hipster/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0699-hipster/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 14:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hotel Hell; hipster food; mean teacher; lonely ladies; evil video games; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0699 &#8211; Hipster]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hotel Hell; hipster food; mean teacher; lonely ladies; evil video games; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back, anti-hipsters. - 00:50 Call us- 214.267.9899. - 00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Hotel Hell; hipster food; mean teacher; lonely ladies; evil video games; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, anti-hipsters.

00:50 Call us- 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:35 We were told this town was neat.

 02:00 The worst.

 03:15 Wow, this is a stupid amount of money for parking.

 04:45 Where is our gift bag?

 05:25 Oh, great.

 06:15 Wait, wi-fi is not free here?

 06:50 You cannot be serious, can you?

 08:00 The worst cookie in the world.

 09:25 Dining out. Or not.

 09:55 So . . . not really a restaurant.

 10:50 Well, this is not convenient.

 11:50 I do not think this is possible.

 12:50 Not even pizza? Damn.

 13:45 There just is not any food here.

 14:40 The bats are hiding.

 16:20 There are weird things in Texas.

16:50 Mean teacher.

 17:35 A bad hair choice.

 18:35 Some kids do not have good taste.

 19:45 This is not as private as you think it is.

 21:10 No one had good judgment here.

22:10 The lonely ladies.

 23:00 Sam makes a sweeping generalization.

 23:50 People are different now.

 24:55 This will be a bigger problem than people think.

 26:20 Society is not a great place for dudes.

27:35 Video games will kill you dead.

 29:50 Even natural food is only sort of natural.

 30:45 Canned meat is not your friend.

32:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0698 &#8211; Knock Off</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0698-knock-off/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0698-knock-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 14:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0698 &#8211; Knock Off]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Heartwarming. - 00:15 Welcome back, fakers. - 00:40 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Heartwarming.

00:15 Welcome back, fakers.

00:40 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Taking pictures in bad places.

 02:45 This was not nice.

 04:00 This is serious.

 05:00 This is what an adventure is.

 05:40 It is only nice until people arrive.

 06:25 Oh, there may be a dead person here. Sorry.

 07:50 Do not call me if you run afoul of the law.

 08:50 This is how police dealt with kids in the olden days.

09:50 Let me fix that. With a hammer.

 11:05 Magic Kim.

 12:40 Your ancestors would be ashamed.

 14:30 She knew it was worth some dollars and still smashed it.

 15:15 You never know when something is worth money.

 16:00 This is definitely on the way.

16:10 How not to play with guns.

 17:35 How do you win?

 19:15 The mustache.

19:25 My friend does not feel good. She is dead.

 21:00 Sometimes, you just leave people in the house.

 22:50 Kim beats everyone at Words with Friends. Everyone.

 25:00 This is not nice.

25:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

26:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:40 Seeya</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0697 &#8211; Hassles</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0697-hassles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0697-hassles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 12:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Hassle; poll problems; the rich; bogus marriages; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0697 &#8211; Hassles]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Hassle; poll problems; the rich; bogus marriages; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. You would hardly know this show is out of order. - 00:20 Have you had enough? - 01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Hassle; poll problems; the rich; bogus marriages; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You would hardly know this show is out of order.

00:20 Have you had enough?

01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:40 Scouting the action.

 02:45 Oklahoma should be embarrassed.

 03:45 You would think this would not be a problem.

 04:45 These machines are not fun.

 06:15 Look at this, a knock-off machine.

 07:05 A contrast.

 07:45 So tight it is embarrassing.

 08:50 The staff here were not pleasant.

 10:10 We cannot help you here.

 11:15 This seems unnecessary and difficult.

 12:50 Sam gets yelled at.

 13:50 The cooler.

 14:50 A terrible idea.

 15:50 Interrogation.

 16:50 Running for the border.

18:10 No shirt for you.

 19:15 This cannot be legal.

 20:15 How to disenfranchise the people.

 22:10 This is how it starts.

23:50 Texas cuts deep.

 25:00 The rich do not have your problems.

 27:20 Get used to being poor if you do not do something.

28:00 Bogus marriages for sale.

 31:00 There are problems. Do something.

 32:10 Keep it out of me, thanks.

33:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:12 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0696 &#8211; Stranger Danger</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0696-stranger-danger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0696-stranger-danger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0696 &#8211; Stranger Danger]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it will change your life. - 00:25 Sam is off his game. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899, - 01:50 The dishwasher search continues.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will change your life.

00:25 Sam is off his game.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899,

01:50 The dishwasher search continues.

03:10 It is time to get a guard dog.

 04:25 Well this is not good.

 05:20 How did THAT get here?

 06:50 Great, our neighborhood is going downhill.

 08:00 In Texas, this is legal.

 08:55 Kim goes creeping on Google Earth.

 10:20 I do not care.

 12:00 Get out of my space.

 13:30 These are NOT the same.

14:00 Get what you pay for.

 14:50 Cheaters have no shame.

 16:05 Stop trying to upset the parents.

 17:40 Do not complain about your shadiness.

 20:45 There is no solution to cheating.

 22:00 It is not the same.

24:00 No home lunches!

 25:55 Be hungry, brat.

 28:00 Then you get a nutridonut.

 29:15 This food was awful.

30:50 So rude.

 32:05 It is too invasive.

 33:25 Penalties should be harsher.

 33:55 People are becoming savvier.

35:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0695 &#8211; Amok</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0695-amok/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0695-amok/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 14:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Offensive; monster; squatter; elf ears; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0695 &#8211; Amok]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Offensive; monster; squatter; elf ears; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kid haters. - 01:30 This is not the kind of grandfather Sam will be. -  02:30 Sam is not going to be a good father-in-law,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Offensive; monster; squatter; elf ears; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kid haters.

01:30 This is not the kind of grandfather Sam will be.

 02:30 Sam is not going to be a good father-in-law, either?

03:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:08 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:00 A trip to Barnes and Noble.

 04:50 Sam tries to keep the book stores in business.

 05:00 Kids.

 05:40 Four year olds are monsters.

 06:40 Way to ruin the rabbit, kid.

 07:50 The kid trespasses.

 09:40 Wow, this kid is disgusting.

 10:40 This is the way the world should work.

 11:30 I do not care what the kid wants.

 12:40 Way to cause trouble, dude.

 13:40 Fear will make the kid lock up.

 15:15 Go ahead and eat that, kid.

 16:30 This is how you beat up a kid.

 17:30 Keep the kids under wraps.

 18:10 Monkeys do not eat glass.

18:50 Squatter rights.

 20:45 Once in, you have a hard time getting out.

 22:15 Look for it on the news.

22:25 Show and tell - not the best idea.

 24:20 Shock value yes. Good idea. No.

 25:35 This is business.

26:50 Let me give you elf ears.

 28:00 This will destroy your ear in a big way. A big way.

 29:25 You will not enjoy this.

 30:45 Do not put a spike in your junk.

 32:25 Just goes to show.

 33:15 On Blu-Ray.

 33:40 Kim did laugh. A lot.

35:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0694 &#8211; Deceit</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0694-deceit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 13:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0694 &#8211; Deceit]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - so soothing. - 00:15 Welcome back, people with issues. - 00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so soothing.

00:15 Welcome back, people with issues.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:45 Oh, dentist.

 01:10 Come on, people, here is your dentist.

 01:55 Well, this is taking a while.

 02:45 Just a few minutes.

 03:50 Well, this is excessive.

 04:30 This is the problem.

 05:30 You do not need braces.

 06:35 Oh, great, cavities.

 07:15 This is a phenomenal amount of time to spend.

 08:05 These are not good office hours anymore.

 09:05 Oh, this is how you make the money.

10:30 Bribery - for the dumb.

 11:20 This is how government and business work together.

 12:25 Names tell a lot.

 13:30 Some people are stupid.

 14:30 This does not seem like a legitimate lawsuit.

 15:45 This is how stereotypes start.

 16:15 Pretty sure people would get very mad.

17:35 Teen pregnancy. It is not good.

 18:50 This will give your kid a complex.

 20:30 This is how they get you.

22:15 Uh-oh. Pot brownies strike again.

 23:40 People need to stop getting hysterical.

 25:30 Some people are just losers.

 26:15 It is serious business now.

 27:35 Young men are not so much men anymore.

28:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0693 &#8211; Invaded</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0693-invaded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 16:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Dishwasher; the oddness; the cosigner; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Good times. - 00:15 Welcome back, indecisive. - 01:00 Reviews of dishwashers are rarely useful. -  02:00 Probably not worth the cost.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Dishwasher; the oddness; the cosigner; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Good times.

00:15 Welcome back, indecisive.

01:00 Reviews of dishwashers are rarely useful.

 02:00 Probably not worth the cost.

02:45 There is an invasion.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:40 Kim has a diet update.

04:50 This is how Sam lost weight.

05:40 This was the worst movie, ever.

 05:55 This is the new licensing for the show.

06:05 Things get worse.

 06:50 Rebooting insanity.

 07:25 WTF - DVR reset.

 07:45 Flickering lights.

 08:20 Great, now there is a ghost in the house.

 09:20 What is in the attic?

 10:20 This is not an old rat, it is a new rat.

 11:30 Older girls are more troublesome.

 12:30 No one ever tells dad anything.

 13:00 Oh, look. Sewage. Everywhere.

 14:10 Well, that did not work.

 15:25 This is not fun. Not fun at all.

 16:10 POWER.

 17:30 Bathroom phobias cause problems for all.

 18:10 So gross.

 18:50 Gross, but worth it.

 20:30 The most expensive poop ever.

 21:10 This is not a suite.

 22:45 There is always something wrong.

 23:35 No one else could sleep.

 25:20 Fast plumber.

 26:15 No call. Okay.

 26:50 Not a job for Kim.

28:00 Forced cosigning.

 28:50 This does not sound nice.

 30:15 Kids these days . . .

31:20 The best year ever.

 32:15 Crazy is not the same as genius.

32:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:22 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0692 &#8211; Horror</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0692-horror/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0692-horror/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 14:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Insidious - worst movie ever; debt collection; protest; jerk the leg; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Best. Ever. - 00:25 Sam makes a resolution about movies. -  01:00 Hollywood wins. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Insidious - worst movie ever; debt collection; protest; jerk the leg; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Best. Ever.

00:25 Sam makes a resolution about movies.

 01:00 Hollywood wins.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 This movie is actually disturbing.

 04:25 This all seems good.

 06:15 This is not a job for normal folk.

 07:40 This will save you money.

 08:00 The epic review begins.

 09:35 It stops making sense almost immediately.

 10:50 Jump scares are stupid and over used.

 11:50 Here is the story.

 13:10 So scary it will make you forget.

 14:35 This is not helpful, psychic.

 16:25 So dumb. So very dumb.

 17:30 Our spirits are crushed,

 18:15 Even Kim could not have predicted the level of awful.

19:20 How debts are now collected.

 20:20 This seems strangely coincidental.

 21:30 This will happen here. Sadly.

 22:30 Companies no longer even care.

23:10 Can we get a man show up in here?

 24:45 This is a feat of great determination.

 25:30 It is not the shows, but the commercials.

 26:50 This is not the way to feel better.

 27:30 Come on guys, help the cause.

 28:00 Maybe there is a pill for this.

28:45 How to cure your restless leg syndrome.

 29:25 It is good for the brain.

 30:15 This is very distracting. 

 31:30 This part of the brain is not working.

 32:30 This would be scary.

 33:33 It makes no sense!

 34:30 This was strange. To put it mildly.

37:13 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0691 &#8211; Conspiracy</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0691-conspiracy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0691-conspiracy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 15:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0691 &#8211; Conspiracy]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - the best stuff on earth. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. We missed you.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - the best stuff on earth.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. We missed you.

00:30 Prices have meaning.

 01:25 Kim has bad eyes for 3d gaming.

 02:10 This is most likely not true.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:25 This is a denotable charity.

03:00 The world is hard and cold.

 03:50 Moving out is stressful and not fun.

 04:50 The Bahamas bitch.

 06:00 No, that is not how it works.

 06:45 No rice for Kim at the Chinese restaurant.

 08:00 Pork wontons are delicious.

 08:15 How can green beans be bad for you?

 09:10 We are bad family members.

 10:10 This is not acceptable.

 11:25 These serving sizes are kind of deceptive.

 12:00 It is a trap. A nasty, delicious, trap.

 13:00 The kids eat all the candy, even when it is disgusting.

 13:50 Well, almost all of the candy.

 15:00 Kim does not like these jelly beans.

 16:00 Stop mixing up the candy bars, okay?

16:25 Coal is pretty horrifying.

 16:45 Kim is just lying here. Lying.

 17;25 This is where robots should work.

 18:15 Some jobs require a degree of ignorance to survive.

 19:00 This is where your power comes from.

19:50 Movie theaters are trying to kill you.

 21:45 You understand it is bad, but you do not understand HOW bad.

 23:45 So bad for you. So bad.

23:50 Prepare to be punished.

 25:30 A curious omission.

 26:25 Yes, being poor sucks.

 27:50 Some taxes are for the good of us all.

28:55 Get your finger out of there.

 29:55 This is not a minor procedure.

 31:30 Oh, they like it all right.

 32:00 Sam could not stand for this.

32:30 Call us- 214.267.9899.

33:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0690 &#8211; Understanding</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0690-understanding/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0690-understanding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 15:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0690 &#8211; Understanding]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, just like that. - 00:15 Welcome back. You need some learnings. - 00:40 Your decisions have consequences.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, just like that.

00:15 Welcome back. You need some learnings.

00:40 Your decisions have consequences.

 01:30 And the consequences are often paid by people who are not at fault.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Free Amazon storage. It&#039;s keen.

02:50 There are points of diminishing returns.

 03:50 Practice or you will suck.

 04:40 Some people have natural talent, others have to work at it.

 05:50 When you get results, you can get more results.

 06:50 Want to be good? Work at it.

 07:45 You do not have to be a genius to graduate from high school.

 08:45 Only most clarinet players are gross.

 09:15 This man ruined everything.

 10:30 This is the trinity of horror.

11:05 Some boobs have no nutritional value.

 12:25 This is what happens if you do not eat right.

 13:30 Beware the tiny dwarf.

 14:20 This is just advice, you should take it.

15:45 These parents, they are sort of creepy.

 17:00 Who would even want this? 

 17:35 Grief can do damage.

 18:50 This can be a problem.

 20:15 Random eggs will not work like you think they should.

20:00 Men do not trust their GPS navigators.

 22:00 Dallas roads are not driver-friendly in any way.

 23:00 Sometimes, the GPS will lie.

 24:00 I do not need directions right this second.

 25:15 This is a safety issue, but not one we want.

 26:20 We are becoming sheep.

 26:50 Sextant use is underrated.

 27:40 There is no sewing badge.

 29:25 This beeping issue is strange.

29:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:38 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0689 &#8211; Squeezed</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0689-squeezed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0689-squeezed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 14:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0689 &#8211; Squeezed]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it is not as good as a Nintendo 3DS. - 00:15 Welcome back. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it is not as good as a Nintendo 3DS.

00:15 Welcome back.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 Fax spam. Who knew that was a thing?

02:15 Tax returns are not as much fun as they used to be.

 02:30 The only people who need tax breaks are companies.

 03:20 If you are a small business, you still get screwed.

 04:30 Some people are great disappointments.

 05:10 This means you are going to be on the ground. Boo.

 06:10 Take care of your taxes before the taxes take care of you.

 07:30 Well, this is not right.

 08:25 This is what happens when you do not let your parents help.

 09:15 Oh, child.

 10:00 Fix this or pay the price.

 11:10 This is annoying.

 11:20 Tax softwareÂ  - sometimes it lies.

 14:00 Sam gets chastised.

 15:30 This does not seem right.

16:50 How they get you at the grocery store.

 18:30 Yeah, when you cook there will not be enough food.

 20:15 You just lose 30 percent. Sorry.

 20:40 Hungry people get up to shenanigans.

 21:50 Food hoarding - maybe a good idea now.

 22:35 Feeding a chicken might be worth the hassle.

 23:55 This is my pig. There are other pigs like him, but this is the one I will eat.

24:05 Church makes you fat. Really fat.

 25:15 Old people do not cook like other people.

 26:25 Who does this?

 27:40 Does this apply to all churches?

 28:10 Get your cash here.

 28:30 We do not think the big man would approve.

 29:35 There are disclaimers.

32:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

 33:30 If Sam were in charge.

34:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:54 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0688 &#8211; Desperation</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0688-desperation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0688-desperation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 19:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The money drive; the pole; cloud girlfriend; violent movies; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0688 &#8211; Desperation]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The money drive; the pole; cloud girlfriend; violent movies; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - your world, rocked. - 00:15 It is for adults, and the desperate. - 00:50 The power of evil. - 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The money drive; the pole; cloud girlfriend; violent movies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - your world, rocked.

00:15 It is for adults, and the desperate.

00:50 The power of evil.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:05 The 20 dollar issue.

 03:30 These are delightful dogs.

 04:15 Cut-rate mutant dogs.

 05:40 These are more affordable, but they are not the same.

 06:30 This cat is not nice or well.

 09:00 The vultures get everything.

 10:00 Thing 3 comes up with a plan to get money.

 12:30 Sam has preferences.

13:20 Getting fit, for Jesus.

 14:00 Crotchless pantaloons are still better.

 14:50 Suppressing your drives leads to strange expression.

 15:30 Church ladies ruin things.

 16:30 Kim shows her liberal side.

18:25 The cloud girlfriend.

 20:45 Things are changing, and not for the good.

 22:05 Some mayors are worse than others. A lot worse.

24:10 Watch movies - or else.

 24:50 What were the movies? This is important information.

 26:10 Life is hard for young men.

 28:45 Lessons need to be learned.

30:30 Kim loses her faith.

31:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:30 You have to prove your worth.

32:42 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0687 &#8211; Responsibility</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0687-responsibility/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0687-responsibility/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Food; dress reservations; little liar; fragile; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Better than good. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world. - 00:30 People are getting irritating.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Food; dress reservations; little liar; fragile; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than good.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world.

00:30 People are getting irritating.

00:50 Sam is getting cranky.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 The irritating chemical.

02:30 Dieting. It sucks.

 03:00 This diet is going to last for a long time.

 04:40 The first phase makes you hate life and want to die.

 05:15 Sam is too picky for this crap.

 06:05 Starvation syndrome seems strange and unlikely.

 06:55 If you cut down your calories, you will lose weight.

 07:45 Fads are dangerous.

 08:30 Some days are harder than others. A lot harder.

 09:00 There is no answer.

 10:00 Calories are monsters.

 11:45 There is a difference. But is it worth it?

 12:50 Cheese is good, but not good for you.

 16:00 Sam&#039;s next trick.

16:40 How to keep your prom dress special.

 18:00 Guys just do not care.

 21:30 There will be trouble.

22:15 The big liar.

 23:45 People do stupid things.

 25:30 Sometimes you have to lie.

 26:15 Kim is skeptical, but it did happen. 

28:15 The child must be protected.

 29:30 Can we be reasonable?

 32:30 This is not healthy for any of us.

34:15 Call us - 214.267.9899

34:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:12 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0686 &#8211; Bitterness</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0686-bitterness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0686-bitterness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 14:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0686 &#8211; Bitterness]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It rocks. - 00:25 Cranky Kim. - 00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks.

00:25 Cranky Kim.

00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 We go to the casino again.

 02:45 Big winner.

 03:10 Thing 1 gets crazy.

 04:00 Kim does not take this well.

 05:30 Temper, temper.

 07:00 Thing 1 is the big winner.

 07:45 Some kids are not impressed.

 09:00 A milestone is passed.

10:30 A choking. Not what you think.

 11:30 Toilet paper holders are not safe.

 12:10 Old people skin is like paper.

 12:50 You have got to leave the piece in.

 14:25 These are a dumb idea.

15:50 Marriage of inconvenience.

 17:30 Two lives, one person.

 18:55 This is not fun.

 20:00 Some things are simply not fair.

 21:00 This seems like a lot of trouble.

 22:40 Some things are not meant to be.

23:20 The problem with defective people.

 24:20 Kim is very excited about being old.

 25:30 Cutting loose people with problems is not helping anyone.

30:25 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0685 &#8211; Bad Example</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0685-bad-example/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 15:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Vornado; emergency project;Â  text driver; ;call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will not make you cry. - 00:20 This is no mere fan. -  01:35 Please stop sucking the cool out of the room. -  02:30 Hey,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Vornado; emergency project;Â  text driver; ;call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will not make you cry.

00:20 This is no mere fan.

 01:35 Please stop sucking the cool out of the room.

 02:30 Hey, there is some dust here.

04:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:20 The last minute project.

 06:15 No breaks for you!

 06:50 Kids have to pay the price.

 07:35 We have skills.

 08:30 This is a question that has no answer.

 09:50 An interesting discovery.

 10:40 I got this means you do not.

 12:10 No encyclopedias.

 13:10 A change in libraries.

 13:50 A young Sam creates a mess.

 15:00 Failure.

16:15 You should not do this.

 17:10 Bus drivers are a mixed bag.

 17:50 Our bus drivers were not the best.

 19:00 Some kids had it so easy.

 19:40 The weird nurse issue.

 20:25 Different days.

 21:10 This is a lot like the old days.

 22:00 Nepotism. Avoid it.

23:05 This is not how you dispel notions.

 23:50 This is a bad example to set.

 25:10 Self defense does not mean what you think it means.

 26:10 How could this have helped you, sir?

27:30 Instruments are filled with gross.

 28:00 So gross.

 29:00 Some instruments cannot be cleaned.

 31:50 The answer is play the violin.

32:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:36 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0684 &#8211; Outraged</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0684-outraged/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0684-outraged/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 19:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show:  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0684 &#8211; Outraged]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show:  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show:Â  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like a blast of awesome. - 00:15 Welcome back ragers. - 01:30 Get new dudes. -  02:30 Recalls will settle them down. - 02:54 Call us - 214.267.989...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show:Â  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a blast of awesome.

00:15 Welcome back ragers.

01:30 Get new dudes.

 02:30 Recalls will settle them down.

02:54 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:02 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:15 Chisanbop comes up. We do not know why.

05:00 Kim lacks the evil.

05:50 Kim suddenly understands the beauty of open source.

 07:30 The evil company rises again.

 08:30 Big versus small is rarely a fair match.

 10:30 The market will correct, painfully.

 12:00 Your customers do not have to like you.

 13:00 A message from Kim.

15:15 An oops by Etsy.

17:00 How big medicine eats your face.

 18:25 A good idea that went horribly awry.

 19:35 This is a big markup.

 21:35 The future is coming.

22:00 Ninja.

 23:15 This is not a reason to get in trouble.

25:00 Who wants to see this?

 26:35 Frogs are just gross. Please stop.

 28:35 This is where it all started.

 30:30 This could ruin your day in court.

31:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:14 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0683 &#8211; Breaks</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0683-breaks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0683-breaks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0683 &#8211; Breaks]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>dentist,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - such fun. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, everybody. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899 - 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - such fun.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, everybody.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:40 Why does everyone get a break today?

 02:20 Well, it is not really fine, but it has to be fixed.

 02:30 We are, apparently horrible parents.

 03:20 People need to get a grip.

 04:15 Our kids believe they are orphans.

 05:05 Just be honest, kid.

 06:15 Why are you taking spring break, doctors?

 07:40 You already had a break.

 08:50 Why Sam gets annoyed.

 09:50 Dental implants are stupidly expensive.

 11:15 How is this fair?

 11:55 Sam hopes there will be something awesome.

12:40 Wake up calls from the school.

 13:50 Real 9 to 5 jobs are no longer real.

 14:50 Teenagers are sleepy.

 16:15 Do not doubt yourself.

 17:00 Kim runs out of material.

17:10 Kids are dumb.

 19:30 Monster cereals are the best.

 20:30 Generic cereals do not taste good.

 21:45 Raisins are gross.

 23:20 Kim does not want hot grapes.

24:25 Brain damage is never good.

 25:40 You should get this checked.

 26:30 This does seem like a cop out.

 27:30 What is the answer here?

29:20 Please stop screwing us. Thanks.

30:20 Public transit in Dallas is pretty crap.

32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:05 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0682 &#8211; Bargaining</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0682-bargaining/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0682 &#8211; Bargaining]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. A little extra just for you. - 00:35 Everything can be negotiated, apparently. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A little extra just for you.

00:35 Everything can be negotiated, apparently.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 Ebook pricing gets weird.

 03:00 The importance of a pseudonym.

 04:00 How Kim edits.

04:50 Bargaining for time.

 05:30 Stop asking, kid.

 06:30 There are prices.

 07:30 Stop selling hair in the mall.

 07:45 Haggling, the kid way.

 08:40 Too many bonuses.

 09:40 There&#039;s always a dark side. Always.

10:50 Those callers you hear.

 12:00 Proof that no one can be so weird.

 13:50 Getting the goat is kind of easy.

15:25 Debt collectors can be mean.

 17:45 Evil does pay, apparently.

 19:15 A stubbed toe is not a joke.

20:35 The student hacker.

 22:30 Grading on time should be required.

 23:25 Group projects are lazy.

 24:50 Theft gets strange when computers are involved.

 25:50 Some people should not do some things.

27:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0681 &#8211; Strange Land</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0681-strange-land/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 14:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0681 &#8211; Strange Land]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - what would you do without it? - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 00:30 Things are becoming stranger all the time.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - what would you do without it?

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:30 Things are becoming stranger all the time.

00:45 Kim loses her technobadge.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 Seeing rage where none exists.

 03:50 Your problem is not asthma, okay?

 05:00 Lemonade comes from the bar. Why?

 05:40 We did not complain.

 07:00 This is a strange place to cut corners. Very strange.

 08:00 Please stop with the seat throwing.

 09:20 Great, now we are getting attacked.

 10:50 This is not what I asked for.

12:10 Do not get on the hood of a meth addict.

 13:15 Common sense - where did it go?

 13:50 Fat is not a suction tool.

 14:30 Greasy is not the same as magnetic.

 15:00 This is a big jump in the search results.

 16:45 Kim wants everyone in jail.

17:20 Apparently you cannot put kids in overhead lockers.

 18:40 Wait, what?

 19:40 Choices.

 20:30 This is how to make your child useless.

 21:30 Parents are not much use in the classroom.

 22:15 Why did the mom not speak up?

 23:40 Sam is not customer service material.

24:50 Help, the homeowner is holding me in the bathroom.

 26:40 These dogs will eat you.

 27:40 This would scare you into behaving, most likely.

 28:45 Why do people have to be like this?

 30:30 This would be comforting.

32:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:28 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0680 &#8211; Frustration</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0680-frustration/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0680-frustration/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 16:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0680 &#8211; Frustration]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - so awesome. - 00:15 Welcome back, groin gashes. - 00:35 There is a lot of frustration here. A lot of it. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so awesome.

00:15 Welcome back, groin gashes.

00:35 There is a lot of frustration here. A lot of it.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:50 Tiramisu is delicious.

 02:25 Directions. You should read them.

 03:00 More trips that Sam has to make.

 03:45 Some cheeses are not approved of in this house.

 04:14 Vanilla wafers are just as tasty as ladyfingers.

 05:05 Please stop making this mistake.

06:30 Stop it with the piano. Please stop it.

 07:40 How Thing 3 plays the piano.

 08:25 Time is not important in music, apparently.

 09:45 Sam is mostly tone deaf.

 11:00 The Middle is exactly the way homework is in this house.

 12:00 Multiplication tables are very important to memorize.

 13:00 The olden days.

 14:24 Lessons of pain.

15:00 Kim gets an offer she can refuse.

 16:20 This does not sound nice.

 18:10 Middle men. We hates them.

18:15 Arranged marriages - not so much fun.

 19:15 This is not something the authorities are likely to help you with.

 20:30 What are the rules here?

 21:30 Adult kids are kind of a pain.

22:05 Teenagers lie. Constantly.

 23:40 All kids lie about important things.

 24:15 Parents should come to grips with this.

 25:25 Your parents are not as dumb as you think it is.

 26:45 Some families are crazy.

 27:45 People should feel bad about their lies. Very bad.

 29:45 Kim only sees the best.

 30:30 She is no longer a naive girl.

31:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:12 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0679 &#8211; Carnage</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0679-carnage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 14:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Diabetes; Groin horror; birth fear; tricky predator; the demonstration; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a rocket for your ear hole. - 00:15 Welcome back, two gashers. - 00:45 Go for the gross out.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Diabetes; Groin horror; birth fear; tricky predator; the demonstration; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a rocket for your ear hole.

00:15 Welcome back, two gashers.

00:45 Go for the gross out.

01:20 Call us- 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Sexism prime.

02:30 Thing 3 believes she has diabetes.

 03:10 Sometimes people get scared.

 03:50 Velvety.

 03:55 Pee is a symptom. Sort of.

 04:50 Travel in Dallas can be tricky.

 05:35 The school gives the gift of phobia.

 07:10 This is not cool.

 07:45 I&#039;m not feeding your kid, just because you left it here.

 08:25 This kid is a giant. Please stop.

08:50 Kim has an issue.

 09:35 There is a lot of pain here.

 10:30 Underwear attack.

 11:30 Irritating - and then horribly painful.

 12:10 Well that is truly disgusting.

 14:00 This is a terrible injury, but Kim just ignores it.

 15:15 Finally, Kim is overcome by the agony.

 16:10 Wow, that was unexpected.

17:25 Well, this is horrifying.

 18:30 Everyone has a plan. This plan never works.

 20:15 There is a right way and a horrifying way.

 21:25 Why aren&#039;t husbands stepping up on this.

 22:30 This made Kim very mad.

 23:30 Words mean things. Use them properly.

25:20 This guy is way too tricky.

 26:00 The world is filled with creepy.

 27:20 Everything goes in steps, all the way to hell.

28:50 This is a demonstration.Â  

 30:50 Power tools can go so wrong.

 32:50 Colleges are strange and frightening places.

 33:45 Just settle down.

35:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:12 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0678 &#8211; Growths</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0678-growths/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0678-growths/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Gardening; oddities; persuasion; mice; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0678 &#8211; Growths]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Gardening; oddities; persuasion; mice; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it will change everything. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 00:38 There are too many growths around here. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Gardening; oddities; persuasion; mice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will change everything.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:38 There are too many growths around here.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 The garden - it was to be a thing of beauty.

 02:20 And then, there is a tragedy.

 03:40 Most days, the dog doesn&#039;t even look at the table. Most days.

 04:35 Now the dog is just being mean.

 05:30 Why would you do this?

 06:00 Dog proofing a garden seems like it will be hard. Really hard.

06:30 The bump is creepy.

 07:00 This is not a good sign.

 08:00 Sam is disappointed.

 08:50 Stop being afraid of doctors.

 09:45 This is a lot of gruesome.

 10:30 Sam can get things done. Somehow.

12:20 Sometimes you have a nasty client.

 12:35 It is not a crime. Weird.

 13:25 It really is not nice.

 14:25 Crazy is as crazy does.

 15:45 People are horrible, but you cannot police horrible.

 16:50 Karma is malfunctioning. We do not know why.

 17:50 There are dangers here. Beware.

 18:35 Cyberbullying is a problem all its own.

 19:30 In the olden times, you could shut idiots down.

 22:00 Grow up. Everyone.

22:30 Have some mice.

 23:15 Clean up.

 23:55 Sam files his complaint.

 25:25 Burgers and pizza are big hits.

26:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

27:38 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0677 &#8211; Alarming</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0677-alarming/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0677-alarming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0677 &#8211; Alarming]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Like an invasion of zombie sounds. - 00:15 Welcome back, zombie fans. - 00:45 You were dead,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like an invasion of zombie sounds.

00:15 Welcome back, zombie fans.

00:45 You were dead, now you are not. Zombie.

01:00 A plan.

01:59 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 Amazon. Use it.

02:50 Oh, thanks, Bank.

 03:25 Money Orders should not cost five dollars.

04:20 This kid goes out too much.

 05:30 Totally out of hand.

 06:25 Off to the casino.

 07:05 Stop ruining my fun.

 07:50 This is not nice.

 08:40 The lockdown.

 09:30 New rules. Get used to them.

10:30 Bedbugs turn us off a hotel, immediately.

 11:00 There are too many jerks here on Saturdays.

 12:00 Slot machines need to have more fun.

 13:15 Some people have too much money, apparently.

 13:40 The beverage shortage.

 14:30 You are an adult - please to be acting like it.

 15:10 Stop making Sam mean.

 16:40 This smell is not good at all.

 17:35 Why do you need toilet paper on the floor?

 18:15 Oh, your foot is rotting.

 19:30 Stop. Smoking.

21:00 Please stop defending yourself.

 22:45 People at the top never make good decisions.

 24:50 This is why Charlie thinks we are mad at him.

 27:00 Some people are not able to function in the real world.

28:00 Kindergarten beatdown.

 29:10 Things used to be different.

 30:30 This will really hurt.

 32:00 Maybe it worked.

 33:10 Parents should think this through.

33:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:14 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0676 &#8211; Labor Relations</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0676-labor-relations/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0676-labor-relations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0676 &#8211; Labor Relations]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - rocking your sock. Just one. - 00:30 Kim versus the fake bank. - 02:00 Power leads to evil. Always. - 03:10 Tear it down.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - rocking your sock. Just one.

00:30 Kim versus the fake bank.

02:00 Power leads to evil. Always.

03:10 Tear it down.

 04:10 No one cares. Tear it down.

 05:45 Now your house is the worst house.

 06:44 Let&#039;s turn it green.

07:00 Kim builds things.

 09:00 Sam has to make it fit.

 09:55 These directions suck. A lot.

 12:00 This is not ergonomic. It&#039;s assonomic.

13:00 Want a job? Give us your Facebook.

 14:15 This doesn&#039;t really seem fair.

 15:40 No money makes it hard to improve your credit score.

18:40 This is a long time to be dead.

 19:50 The modern workforce is kind of deadly.

 21:30 Sometimes people just up and die.

 22:00 Some people are texting fools.

 23:00 Auditing isn&#039;t a fun job. At all.

 23:50 If your job is to dig for dirt, you will find the dirt.

 25:20 Being sick is not much fun.

26:15 This is why paranoia is the norm around here.

 27:15 Why do so many dogs cooperate with the child molesters?

 28:40 This is a strange, strange request.

 30:30 Customer service - this is not how you do it.

31:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0675 &#8211; Parent Traps</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0675-parent-traps/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0675-parent-traps/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 16:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Children; bad morning; squirrel massacre; dumb kid; bad food; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0675 &#8211; Parent Traps]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>dead squirrel,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Children; bad morning; squirrel massacre; dumb kid; bad food; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like a spark of light in the dark. - 00:15 Welcome back, awesome listeners. - 01:30 Sam could have handled this.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Children; bad morning; squirrel massacre; dumb kid; bad food; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a spark of light in the dark.

00:15 Welcome back, awesome listeners.

01:30 Sam could have handled this.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 To be clear, Sam likes all his kids.

02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 You made them, you keep them.

04:50 Sam getting up in the morning is not working well for anyone.

 06:00 This is a communication problem.

 06:50 Sam has no space. This is part of the problem.

 07:30 This is what happens when someone gets sick.

 09:00 Pajamas are not a bad thing.

 10:30 Everyone learned a lesson today.

 11:45 No one wants to go to the hospital like this.

12:45 Everyone freak out!

 14:00 Look at that - dead squirrel.

 16:00 Things people are just not going to do, no matter what. Ever.

 17:45 Well, this is truly disgusting.

 18:50 So gross.

20:00 Look, this isn&#039;t nice, but sometimes you have to get tough.

 22:00 Punishment is not meant to be fun.

 23:30 There is such a thing as a bad seed. Trust us.

 25:00 Tutors don&#039;t always work out the way you think they should.

 26:15 Young boy gets his s pirate crushed.

 28:15 Repetition can teach you.

29:20 Stop buying food because an athlete tells you to.

 30:30 Some things should cost more because they are bad for you.

 32:15 This is how you identify healthy food.

 33:30 The garden never works out.

34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:14 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0674 &#8211; Suspicious Behavior</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0674-suspicious-behavior/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show today: Sketchiness; car problem; shopping for clothes; health foods; bad law; stuff we watch; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0674 &#8211; Suspicious Behavior]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,Gold Rush,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Sketchiness; car problem; shopping for clothes; health foods; bad law; stuff we watch; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a labor protest filled with awesome. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show today: Sketchiness; car problem; shopping for clothes; health foods; bad law; stuff we watch; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a labor protest filled with awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, faithful listeners.

00:50 Sketchy Kim.

01:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 License and registration, sir.

 04:15 Please stop accusing me. Please.

 05:10 What is you want me to do? Because I&#039;m at a loss here.

 06:10 This doesn&#039;t even need to be on my car.

 07:25 If it&#039;s a big deal, then why did nothing happen?

08:00 Clothes shopping sucks.

 09:00 Why are shoes so dangerous? 

 11:25 Okay, so the jacket fits.

 11:40 Why are these pants, which are all the same size, all different sizes?

 12:35 This is enough to cause people to lose their minds.

 13:30 This is not a real solution.

 14:44 Clothes sizes - please for them to be standardized. 

 15:50 Stop making this so hard for your customers.

 16:50 Outlet stores are pretty much full of crap.

17:45 This chocolate and hazelnut spread - it&#039;s not a health food.

 18:20 This might be a little misleading. Seriously.

 19:10 It is too tasty to be healthy.

 20:20 Almonds are plenty oily. Avoid the grit.

 21:30 Make your own caramel.

 22:50 Parents, take some damn responsibility.

23:25 Keep those fetuses safe, sir.

 24:00 And, cue the wackjobs.

 25:05 This is not a right way to do things.

 26:25 This is the right way to do it.

 28:15 Why do citizens always have to correct the government? No one knows.

30:45 Gold Rush is excellent, but tragic.

32:25 Some of these shows are just too brutal to be fun.

34:45 Do not cry about a bruise.

35:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:52 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0673 &#8211; Valentine</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0673-valentine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0673-valentine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Commitment; break up; meat tragedy; cakesplosion; carnivorous robots; evil nurse; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0673 &#8211; Valentine]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Commitment; break up; meat tragedy; cakesplosion; carnivorous robots; evil nurse; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it will blow. your. mind. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. We love you all.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Commitment; break up; meat tragedy; cakesplosion; carnivorous robots; evil nurse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will blow. your. mind.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. We love you all.

01:00 Even split on the love and hate.

01:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Public dumping is the best.

 03:05 New relationships often crater out around the holidays. True.

 03:50 Gifts - they are the thing that causes the problem.

 05:50 Why are so many chocolates bad?

06:50 A displeasing Fogo episode.

 07:45 There are too many people here.

 08:45 You are doing it wrong. Very wrong.

 10:30 No one eats these sides. No one.

 11:20 This is not a first date kind of place. It is not.

 12:20 Stop being a girl.

 13:20 Lady&#039;s portions offend Kim.

14:35 Cake balls sound like a good idea.

 15:30 Homemade candy can be delicious.

 16:30 This is a lot of cake balls. A ridiculous amount of cake balls.

 17:25 Some things are harder than they need to be. Like aÂ  lot harder.

 18:30 Reciprocation is important. Very important.

19:40 Robot eaters.

 21:00 This solves many problems.

 22:30 This cat could power a robot for generations.

24:00 There can be no justice harsh enough for this crime.

 27:00 Why can&#039;t pain hurt in proportion to what is causing it?

 28:00 Kidney stones are happening at too young of an age. It is awful.

 28:50 Stop ruining your kids. Seriously. Stop.

30:30 Justified is amazing. Truly amazing.

31:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:26 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0672 &#8211; Peer to Peer</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0672-peer-to-peer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 15:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Scammers; dependents; gut bugs; peer pressure; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0672 &#8211; Peer to Peer]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Scammers; dependents; gut bugs; peer pressure; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - power chord awesome. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 01:00 Just do what you&#039;re paid to do, people. - 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Scammers; dependents; gut bugs; peer pressure; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - power chord awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

01:00 Just do what you&#039;re paid to do, people.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:50 Colleges - just teach us stuff. Don&#039;t try to come up with new ways to soak your students.

 02:40 Scary smartness kicks in.

 04:00 The upsell is getting really out of hand, folks.

 05:30 Paranoia strikes.

 06:30 This is not the definition of &#039;everything looks good&#039;.

 07:30 Rats are the worst roommates in the world.

 08:30 Oh, look, scam.

 10:30 Being poor is not an excuse to rip people off.

11:30 Dependents - enjoy being one.

 12:30 Oh, children. Stop worrying about your tax return when you live at home.

 14:30 There&#039;s a reason you&#039;re called a dependent.

16:20 Digestive bugs run your life.

 18:40 No one wants a cockroach in there.

 22:00 Use some minor common sense, please.

23:25 Teens are dumb in groups.

27:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:42 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0671 &#8211; Bad Religion</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0671-bad-religion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show:  Snowmageddon; iConfess; sensitivity; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0671 &#8211; Bad Religion]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show:Â  Snowmageddon; iConfess; sensitivity; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it sets the mood. - 00:15 Welcome back to our slow show, people. - 00:45 Oh, football managers. - 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show:Â  Snowmageddon; iConfess; sensitivity; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it sets the mood.

00:15 Welcome back to our slow show, people.

00:45 Oh, football managers.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 Snow in Texas is strange.

 02:45 Height is the key in Dallas.

 03:50 We don&#039;t need no stinking snow plows.

 05:00 Power companies are evil. Raw evil.

 06:00 Hey, you don&#039;t need heat when it&#039;s 0 degrees. Seriously.

 08:30 Look, snow is scary. So, no school..

 09:30 Hey, ice age. Awesome.

 10:30 Frozen pipes - they are not your friend.

 11:25 Kim tries to flood the house.

 14:40 Learn to cook, people.

15:15 iConfess.

 18:25 It&#039;s probably not this way, anymore.

 20:20 You don&#039;t get to just make up your own rules.

22:15 Wait. What?

 23:20 How would anyone think this was going to fly in Texas?

 25:30 We have to cut the budget somewhere.

 26:20 This is the slippery slope. You are on it.

 27:30 Tolerance is okay, submission is not.

29:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:55 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0670 &#8211; The Collapse</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0670-the-collapse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 16:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Car trouble; fire; fake food; blackmailer; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0670 &#8211; The Collapse]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Car trouble; fire; fake food; blackmailer; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s just awesome. - 00:15 The end of . . . everything good. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. - 02:10 Van broke.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Car trouble; fire; fake food; blackmailer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s just awesome.

00:15 The end of . . . everything good.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 Van broke.

 03:15 This car is Sam&#039;s albatross.

 05:00 Kids are not that helpful.

 06:45 Everything is too hard when it comes to cars.

 07:40 Grease - who knew it would be so expensive.

 08:40 Kim plans her new career.

 09:40 She&#039;s plenty strong.

 10:40 The oldest working refrigerator.

 11:40 They don&#039;t make them like this anymore.

13:10 Police sirens are not fun when they&#039;re next to your house.

 14:00 Hey, that&#039;s a fire. And, hey, it&#039;s right there.

 15:30 Only you can stop forest fires.

16:30 Meat, that isn&#039;t.

 18:15 Food needs to be food, not fake.

 21:15 Mmmm. Tasty.

 22:20 Formed chicken - the image is too much to handle.

23:00 Nekkid blackmailer.

 24:20 Facebook is like a giant security hole.

 25:20 Naked pictures always end up on the internet. Always.

 26:00 Your email account. Not as private as you think.

 30:00 These shows are awful.

 31:00 It is enjoyable. Not smart, but tasty.

 33:15 Why doesn&#039;t anyone fix these people? Or at least try to fix them.

34:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

35:16 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0669 &#8211; Information</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0669-information/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 15:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0669 &#8211; Information]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know you need it. - 00:15 Welcome back, fatalists. - 00:50 2005 What an awesome year.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you need it.

00:15 Welcome back, fatalists.

00:50 2005 What an awesome year.

01:20 More information than you want.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 Idiot Abroad is genius.

04:15 The affliction.

 05:10 Scoliosis - no one in this house has it.

 06:15 These growths are not right.

 06:50 Doctors don&#039;t know.

 08:00 We don&#039;t use tests, we just guess. We&#039;re doctors!

 09:10 Look at that, there is a secret code word to get an appointment.

 10:10 Great, Typhoid Mary lives in my house.

10:50 Facebook shenanigans.

 11:50 Sometimes, you have to yell.

 12:25 Drama - we don&#039;t need it.

 13:15 So confusing.

 14:50 Stop scaring the world, child.

15:50 Social media will get you some sexy time.

 17:25 This is not the story you thought it was.

 19:10 Be decent.

 20:50 Things would have been different, for sure.

23:25 And now, it&#039;s time for your daily oh, noes.

 25:00 This kind of stuff starts at home, horrifyingly enough.

 26:50 Our society is roont.

29:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0668 &#8211; Jerkfaces</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0668-jerkfaces/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 15:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Days off; to the doctor; lucky charm; movies; sex flu; owl attack; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0668 &#8211; Jerkfaces]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Days off; to the doctor; lucky charm; movies; sex flu; owl attack; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s pretty cool. - 00:15 Welcome back, parents and others. - 00:50 Can we get more school?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Days off; to the doctor; lucky charm; movies; sex flu; owl attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s pretty cool.

00:15 Welcome back, parents and others.

00:50 Can we get more school?

01:50 Sam is nothing if not mature.

02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:15 Doctor office strangeness.

 03:20 A lot of doctors are not very good. Sorry, doctors.

 04:30 We don&#039;t make appointments in advance.

 05:40 The doctor is only in one day this week. Maybe. Or not.

 06:40 Doctor robospam.

 07:50 Greed trumps service, every time.

10:15 Look, I need a lucky charm.

 11:15 This seems like a kind of extreme legend.

 13:10 No one can detect the craziness?

 15:00 The Box was a crazy, terrible movie.

 16:00 How did this happen?

 17:45 Sam knows they are going to screw this up.

18:40 The sex flu.

 19:25 This lube is not your friend.

 20:50 You have to make it worth your time.

 22:05 This is unfathomable.

23:15 Owl attack!

 23:35 Hold on to your dog!

 24:45 Hunters are out in force.

 25:55 This chihuahua is a monster.

 27:20 Oh, sack boy. You are the best.

28:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:45 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0667 &#8211; Mom Grief</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0667-mom-grief/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0667 &#8211; Mom Grief]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,Storage Wars</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s awesome. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, gamers

00:30 Little Big Planet 2 has a secret family fight trigger.

 01:40 Oh, look, it&#039;s a Sack Boy.

01:50 Sam is tired of moms. They are mean.

02:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 All the girls are slaving away at their potential jobs.

 03:45 Not everyone has Kim&#039;s mad skills.

 04:45 This is not really productive.

 05:30 Excitement wanes.

 06:30 Sewing is not easy.

 07:30 Kim is kind of condescending.

09:15 The mommy strain.

 09:45 Oh, this lady.

 10:24 Some hard truths.

 13:15 It&#039;s not all bad. Just mostly.

14:15 The family calendar.

 16:00 Who ARE these people?

17:30 Computeachers.

 19:00 This is what is known as an unintended consequence.

 21:00 Florida is about to make itself not good.

 23:30 Things are getting tighter.

24:20 Monks are cool.

 26:25 Storage Wars is really very cool.

 28:30 These people can be very uncool.

 30:40 There are no miracles. Deal.

31:35 Call us - 214.267.9899

31:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:25 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0666 &#8211; Devil Momma</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0666-devil-momma/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0666-devil-momma/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 16:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Scary gifts; the visit that was not; back to the casino; tear turn off; eye goop; Chinese mom; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - honey for your earbuds. - 00:15 Welcome back, difference makers.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Scary gifts; the visit that was not; back to the casino; tear turn off; eye goop; Chinese mom; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - honey for your earbuds.

00:15 Welcome back, difference makers.

01:10 The crazy is everywhere these days. EVERYWHERE.

02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:20 Thanks, Amazon!

02:45 Visits from parents.

 04:00 How not to get presents for people.

 04:30 The scariest monkey ever.

 06:00 Everyone was terrified of this monkey.

 08:25 Kim cleans somewhat obsessively.

 09:25 Passive aggressive denial.

 11:20 This cannot happen again.

12:45 The casino turns on us.

 13:30 And now it&#039;s not fun. At all.

 14:45 Why is this so hard to figure out?

 15:10 No chicken for you.

 16:30 Let&#039;s try the chicken again.

 17:40 It&#039;s time to step up.

 18:30 The Dark Side slot machine is perhaps the greatest slot machine.

20:10 Tears are a turn-off. Shocking.

 22:30 This eye thing is not good.

 23:20 Tea can fix most things.

 24:10 That is a lot of stuff to have come out of your eye.

25:50 Secrets of the Chinese mom.

 28:30 How to make your kid miserable in three easy steps.

 30:00 Shame is not a great motivator. Seriously.

 31:30 Not every kid can be a Straight A kid.

 33:00 The hot cocoa incident.

 34:00 Get back in the habit, kid.

36:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:20 A disclaimer.

36:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

38:10 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0665 &#8211; Wrap Up</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0665-wrap-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 16:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: 2010 review; 12 Days of Zombies; animal apocalypse; kinect power; Catfish; baby stealer; exploding robot; gold rush; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0665 &#8211; Wrap Up]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>Catfish,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: 2010 review; 12 Days of Zombies; animal apocalypse; kinect power; Catfish; baby stealer; exploding robot; gold rush; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s back! - 00:13 Welcome back my friends to the show that sometimes ends.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: 2010 review; 12 Days of Zombies; animal apocalypse; kinect power; Catfish; baby stealer; exploding robot; gold rush; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s back!

00:13 Welcome back my friends to the show that sometimes ends.

00:45 Hope everyone had a great holiday, ours was very busy.

01:25 It&#039;s the 2010 wrap-up.

01:50 Call us -214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Year in review.

03:20 The 12 Days of Zombies.

05:00 Guess what, these animal deaths are not normal.

 06:30 It&#039;s not a conspiracy, it&#039;s just true.

 07:30 This would be a huge mess.

08:40 The Kinect is not flattering.

 09:20 The Wii is now pretty much obsolete. Like, totally obsolete.

 10:30 You can&#039;t help but look dumb while dancing. Just enjoy it.

 11:50 Sam is the only one who does this.

13:15 Catfish is neat, but kind of predictable in places.

14:30 How not to steal a baby. 

 15:15 Parents, do not let strangers take off with your babies.

 16:36 Learn to raise your children properly.

 17:50 There&#039;s way too much crazy in the world.

20:15 Well, this does not seem nice.

 22:00 Don&#039;t do this, people. Seriously.

23:10 Gold Rush - this show will make most of you cranky.

 25:00 These are NOT pioneers.

 25:50 Bears - they are for hunting.

26:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

27:40 Seeya! 

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0664 &#8211; Naughty</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0664-naughty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 16:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0664 &#8211; Naughty]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>Christmas,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will save your roast beasts from Grinches. - 00:15 Takeover the world, listeners. - 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will save your roast beasts from Grinches.

00:15 Takeover the world, listeners.

01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:11 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Only the listeners can decide.

02:20 Thing 1 makes a terrible mistake.

 04:35 Sam is tired of getting yelled at.

05:15 Shopping for the Peggy sweater is not easy. At all.

 06:25 This is a sure sigh of hipsterdom.

 07:00 Burlap shoes? Really?

 08:45 Guess what - we are done shopping for presents, kids.

 10:35 The magic if Christmas is fading.

12:30 A pocket survival kit for the 12 Days of Christmas.

15:15 This seems pretty culty to us.

 16:15 Goat&#039;s heads are terrible.

 17:00 Time to move.

 18:00 Uteruses are scary.

21:00 The gambling nun.

 21:25 You should not put gamblers in charge of your money.

 22:26 This will not go well for this lady.

 24:00 The narcoleptic kid may be in trouble.

24:45 Sometimes a dad has to get real.

 26:14 When the law fails, dads gotta do what dads gotta do.

 28:11 You gotta be sure.

 29:35 Water cannons - not just for breakfast anymore.

31:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0663 &#8211; Advent</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0663-advent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 15:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0663 &#8211; Advent]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will warn you before the zombies attack. - 00:15 Welcome back, happy listeners.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will warn you before the zombies attack.

00:15 Welcome back, happy listeners.

00:50 Family get-togethers should be limited.

01:30 Distance makes things more difficult, which makes them easier.

03:30 Sam has no frame of reference for advent.

03:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

03:50 The 12 Days of Christmas.

 04:20 Sam listens to no one while eating turkey.

 04:35 Day one was Twinkies. Mmmm, Twinkies.

 04:50 Many generic foods are nasty. Trust us.

 06:30 Some things you can just tell.

06:45 Lego advent calendars are the shit.

 08:00 Kim keeps waiting for the plumber to show up.

 08:20 How did Sword Boy get in here?

08:50 Sam is denied his fancy Christmas lights.

 11:00 This is just sort of strange.

13:50 Christmas shopping is just getting weird.

 15:15 Christmas speculation is a tough game.

 16:50 The magic of Christmas eventually starts to fade when you&#039;re a kid.

17:30 The HIV cure. Maybe.

 19:30 Cell memory does not work this way.

 20:30 This would be bred out by evolution.

 21:00 Things control you. Get used to it.

 22:15 Scientists are really not that smart.

23:35 Kim electrocutes everything.

24:15 If the shoe don&#039;t fit, you must cut it.

 25:15 Only a foot fetishist cares, ladies. Do you care what a foot fetishist thinks?

 26:50 This is not good, ladies.

 27:40 Young ladies should want feet that function.

 28:40 Some day, you will want regular feet. Good luck with that.

29:50 I just want to cheer you up, lady. Here is my ink.

 30:40 Ladies, be clear when you do not want to see a guy naked.

 32:20 Be cheerful, people.

 33:50 Too many delivery people just do not care.

34:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:02 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0662 &#8211; Deep Red</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0662-deep-red/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0662-deep-red/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 15:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0662 &#8211; Deep Red]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,pirates,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Think of it as your own soundtrack for life. - 00:15 You should know better. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Think of it as your own soundtrack for life.

00:15 You should know better.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:15 Everything was fine, until Kim threw down the voodoo.

 02:25 Apparently, Sam&#039;s eyes are possessed.

 03:45 This kind of look should be reserved for truly horrific moments.

 04:55 Ignorance really is bliss.

 06:00 It&#039;s a sure sign of something horribly awry.

 07:00 The new rules.

 08:00 Too much power in the hands of evil.

 09:25 The brain in the jar issue.

 10:20 It is not a good stroke.

10:40 I will save your life, but only because it&#039;s convenient.

 12:00 I do not have time for this.

 13:15 Pay attention people.

 15:00 Sam has strange things in his drink.

16:00 This guy is not smart.

 17:25 This is how you should interpret this, men.

 18:40 Some people do not understand anything.

 19:50 Everyone evolves. Or not.

 21:50 Not all old people lock up.

22:40 Look, we need to know.

 24:45 This could work to your advantage, ladies.

 27:25 Kim suggests some pirate pr0n.

 28:45 Panning for gold might actually be a good idea now.

 31:15 Sam is experienced.

31:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:05 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0661 &#8211; Black Friday</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0661-black-friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 16:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0661 &#8211; Black Friday]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>Black Friday,family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like your very own little birds. - 00:15 Welcome back, Black Friday warriors.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like your very own little birds.

00:15 Welcome back, Black Friday warriors.

01:00 We are too old to stay up all night.

01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Black Friday is kind of becoming Desperation Thanksgiving.

 02:50 Poor Thing 1.

 03:25 Shopping with girls does not make Sam happy.

 04:25 This makes it kind of impossible for anyone to get the giveaways.

 06:00 Never use free wifi to shop online. You will get burned.

 06:40 How can you have a website down all of Black Friday weekend?

 07:50 Nothing wrong with moving around.

 08:50 We are not staying any later. Time to go.

 09:20 Our kids cannot handle all nighters.

 11:00 This is not cool.

 12:50 Hey, this is not my mom.

 13:50 No one should even expect this.

 14:30 Why do people do this kind of thing?

 16:25 It&#039;s not for everyone. Keep that in mind.

17:00 Some stores suck. It&#039;s just the way it is.

 18:20 The bigger the store, the more complaints you will get.

 19:50 You don&#039;t really need this much time to return things.

20:50 Hidden kids.

 22:00 People need to be a little less selfish.

 23:00 Hard times for everyone.

 23:30 Winter&#039;s Bone is a good movie.

 25:35 Kim loves books about animals. Zooborns is her pick.

27:00 Hey, what are you doing with my camera?

 28:20 Naked pictures always always always get on the internet.

 29:30 Some people are no fun.

 30:30 Technology is far ahead of law right now.

31:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:40 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0660 &#8211; Unsoothing</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0660-unsoothing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 15:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Soothing; nasal failure; rat adoption; body garage; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0660 &#8211; Unsoothing]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Soothing; nasal failure; rat adoption; body garage; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like a holiday carol, only better. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, exhibitionists. - 02:00 Thing 1 makes no sense some days.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Soothing; nasal failure; rat adoption; body garage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a holiday carol, only better.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, exhibitionists.

02:00 Thing 1 makes no sense some days.

03:00 Black Friday is not what it used to be.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:05 The oddness gets out.

 06:00 This many tears cannot be good.

 07:00 It is soothing, you see.

 08:15 That was nice.

 08:30 Except for the bribe part.

 09:30 This is not a good way to control traffic.

 10:50 People need to stop yelling at Sam.

 12:30 An apology would have been nice.

12:55 This was unexpected.

 14:00 Protect your nose, or pay the price.

 15:30 A little bit of exercise is good for you.

 16:30 This cannot be good for dog groomers.

17:15 This is a lot of rats.

 18:35 Rats can make good pets, but they should not be allowed free rein of the house.

 20:30 You have to defend your homes, people.

 22:30 Kim is picky.

22:55 Well, this will not go well.

 24:00 There is no reason to stick around for a foreclosure.

 25:20 Banks are evil.

 26:15 Shame on you.

 27:30 This is why local banks should be the norm, now.

 29:30 You really should tell people about the corpse in the garage.

 30:20 This is not tasty.

 31:30 Kim is opposed.

33:00 The tree is going up. For reals.

34:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:32 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0659 &#8211; Loco</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0659-loco/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 15:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: The loco disaster; dance fight; fake doctor; hypocrites; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not so bad. - 00:15 Welcome back, squid people. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: The loco disaster; dance fight; fake doctor; hypocrites; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not so bad.

00:15 Welcome back, squid people.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:20 The truth behind the lies.

 03:30 In this nerd battle, there can be only one winner.

 04:30 Off to the movie!

 05:30 This makes it hard for kids to stay awake.

 08:00 You cannot have this because other people suck.

 10:00 This does not seem like the right way to do this.

 11:00 The freezer is not an escape route.

 12:30 This is not a nice plan.

14:55 Dance fight!

 16:00 Stop stabbing people with your cosmetics.

 17:20 Glitter is kind of gross.

19:30 I&#039;m a doctor. Trust me.

 21:30 You would have to be pretty tricky. Or not.

 22:30 Slow down on your crazy lying.

 23:15 Dry sockets are not nice.

25:05 You are kind of a hypocrite, dude. 

 28:50 Protests are often not what you think.

 30:30 Small churches will soon be the rule, not the exception.

31:45 Call us - 214.267.9899

31:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

32:00 Yeah, we were wrong, show went up late. Sorry.

34:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0658 &#8211; School Pride</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0658-school-pride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 15:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Project ringers; knife kids; brain rot test; morphine milk; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0658 &#8211; School Pride]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Project ringers; knife kids; brain rot test; morphine milk; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Better than a call to customer support. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people that are tired of you know who.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Project ringers; knife kids; brain rot test; morphine milk; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than a call to customer support.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people that are tired of you know who.

01:20 You cannot save your kid from a bear this way.

02:40 Call us - 214.267.9899

03:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:35 How hypocritical of us.

 04:35 This is not fair.

 05:20 Way to set expectations.

 05:50 A fast and easy way to make an awesome pyramid.

 07:20 The curve makes enemies of us all.

 08:10 People used to be far more creative.

 08:55 People were calling Thing 3 far too much.

 10:05 These people are NOT your friends.

 11:11 Not everyone can be friends.

11:50 I know - let kids bring knives to school.

 12:50 We have rules. No.

 14:15 These rules do not seem to be fair.

 16:00 No, it can&#039;t be fake, either.

17:35 A test you probably don&#039;t want to pass.

 18:55 Who wants to worry about this?

 19:55 Sam&#039;s brain is very full most of the time.

 22:30 No one warns you about pregnant brain.

 25:00 You don&#039;t want to involve Thing 3 in this issue.

 26:15 Sam gets disappointed with some shows.

26:50 Morphine milk

 30:40 Formula probably doesn&#039;t have mom&#039;s morphine in it.

32:15 Call us - 214.267.9899

32:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:16 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0657 &#8211; Delisted</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0657-delisted/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0657-delisted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 15:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Writing; Facebook hates women; super stalker; hypertextual; tattoo slicer; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0657 &#8211; Delisted]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Writing; Facebook hates women; super stalker; hypertextual; tattoo slicer; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. So brisk. - 00:15 Welcome back to our little show, peoples. - 00:25 Kim is not a licensed podcaster.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Writing; Facebook hates women; super stalker; hypertextual; tattoo slicer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So brisk.

00:15 Welcome back to our little show, peoples.

00:25 Kim is not a licensed podcaster.

01:15 NaNoWriMo - it&#039;s not for pussies.

 01:45 Words, count them.

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 Kim&#039;s plan is not fun.

03:30 Thing 2 gets kicked off Facebook.

 04:30 Facebook did not treat the child well.

 05:30 This is not a real name. Except when it is.

 06:20 This is not a photo ID.

 07:45 The physics of pictures confuse the children.

 09:50 The children must learn to live on their own.

 10:40 Just scan it.

 11:30 People lie to Sam, all the time.

 12:10 And, after all that, Facebook let her back in.

 13:30 The Internet will eat your day.

14:40 This girl was apparently super hot. 7,000 emails hot.

 15:40 Everyone has experienced this.

 16:50 This agency can find you.

 17:40 Ladies do not think this is admirable anymore. They find it creepy.

20:00 Texting teens are apparentlyÂ  little slutty.

 21:00 Social kids have more opportunities to engage in bad social activities.

 22:35 Thing 2 doesn&#039;t understand boys.

 24:15 People can hate the dad, but the dad does not care.

25:00 Here is why you don&#039;t get a girl&#039;s name tattooed on your skin.

 27:00 You do not want someone coming after you with a knife.

 27:45 Vampires and scabs.

 29:35 This will mess up your day.

31:30 Call us - 214.267.9899

32:10 Well, we did not expect that.

33:33 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0656 &#8211; Brainpower</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0656-brainpower/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0656-brainpower/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Changes; mystery missile; brain shock; ball surgery; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0656 &#8211; Brainpower]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Changes; mystery missile; brain shock; ball surgery; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a theme park all on its own. - 00:25 Sometimes, it only takes a smart dad to fix everything. - 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Changes; mystery missile; brain shock; ball surgery; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a theme park all on its own.

00:25 Sometimes, it only takes a smart dad to fix everything.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 Changes.

 01:45 Thing 3 is not pleased with a lot of things.

 03:20 A man has to get involved sometimes.

 04:20 Reducing distractions makes your kid smarter.

 05:35 The pillow issue - resolved.

 06:15 This is not a big deal, unless you are Thing 3.

 08:50 Your mind needs to be freed, child.

 09:35 DST is messing with the minds.

11:30 Look, it wasn&#039;t a missile. We don&#039;t know what it is, but shut up about it.

 14:00 Pay attention to the homefront, please.

 17:00 Sometimes, you have to go full vigilante.

20:40 Shock your brain for better math scores.

 22:35 Sam is not good at math. Period.

 24:15 This is not a date. At all.

25:30 This does not sound fun.

 26:15 This does not sound like an accident.

 27:56 How dangerous can this really be?

 29:10 This is a sign you are not right.

31:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:12 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0655 &#8211; Change It Up</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0655-change-it-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0655-change-it-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 14:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0655 &#8211; Change It Up]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - better than a nightmare cruise. - 00:30 Holiday schedule. Deal. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than a nightmare cruise.

00:30 Holiday schedule. Deal.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:55 Kim has an iPad freakout.

 02:30 This is like magic.

 03:10 Imagine, the internet.

04:10 Thing 1 talks about boys.

 05:15 This is what the term &#039;righteous anger&#039; was coined for.

 06:30 There needs to be a cooling off period.

 07:10 It&#039;s opposite day.

 08:10 Sticking with what you know is comfortable, but boring.

 08:40 This is really unpleasant.

 10:00 Honesty doesn&#039;t always work.

 11:50 It&#039;s time for a new holiday.

13:50 Look at this - Twinkies are awesome.

 14:30 This is actually pretty shocking.

 15:30 Breakfast cereals are loaded with vitamins.

 16:40 Just keep the sugar flowing.

 17:30 You have to get over the sickness hump, see.

 18:15 Not all college kids are brilliant.

 19:30 Kim is a fan of cheese, but not ONLY cheese.

20:15 Look, we won&#039;t keep the pictures we take of your junk.

 20:30 Oh. We lied.

 21:00 They aren&#039;t doing anything good with these pictures.

 22:20 Now we have to probe you.

 23:25 We&#039;ve really put up with enough of this crap. It&#039;s time to stand up.

25:50 Here&#039;s how you make your moneys if you run a hotel.

 26:30 The internet is filled with money, you just have to shake it.

 28:00 People would love this. We don&#039;t know why, but they would.

 29:10 The internet brings you its moneys.

30:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:18 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0654 &#8211; Halloween Bust</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0654-halloween-bust/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0654-halloween-bust/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 14:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Crappy Halloween; bouncing baby; dumb dog; wheelchair trek; fat suit; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Crappy Halloween; bouncing baby; dumb dog; wheelchair trek; fat suit; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. We know. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kim has declared this to be the final episode. - 00:45 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Crappy Halloween; bouncing baby; dumb dog; wheelchair trek; fat suit; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We know.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kim has declared this to be the final episode.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 Worst. Halloween. Ever.

 02:15 Thing 3 decides to grow up too fast and ruins all things childish.

 04:00 Why do people let their kids do this?

 05:25 Proof that Kim is evil.

 06:30 Sometimes a parent needs to step in.

 07:30 Just because it&#039;s Sunday doesn&#039;t mean we cancel Halloween.

 08:30 The old heckle lady finally comes through.

 09:15 Stay where you live. Do not come to my neighborhood with your stupid cars.

 11:00 If you do this, people should be allowed to kill you and burn your cars.

 12:10 Kim&#039;s mind gets changed.

 13:25 How did Sam forget all the boobs?

 14:35 People need to be restricted.

15:30 Super baby.

 17:50 This dog is dumb.

 18:50 Loyal, but not smart.

 20:30 Welcome, dog.

21:40 Fine, I&#039;ll go in my wheelchair.

 23:15 Oh. We were just stuck.

 24:15 Sometimes you can&#039;t predict the weather. Make that, all the time.

25:45 Sue your boss for making you fat.

 27:20 The McRib should not even be classified as food.

 28:20 Making pig taste bad should be a terrible crime.

 31:30 The days of fast-food are probably numbered.

 33:00 People need to learn to plan ahead. Damnit.

33:33 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0653 &#8211; Not Scary</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0653-not-scary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 14:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show:  Argument enders; Fright Fest; cold cure; giant dragonflies; big profits; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0653 &#8211; Not Scary]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show:Â  Argument enders; Fright Fest; cold cure; giant dragonflies; big profits; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It rocks. So hard. - 00:15 Welcome back. You know you missed us. - 01:30 Sam becomes good at things.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show:Â  Argument enders; Fright Fest; cold cure; giant dragonflies; big profits; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks. So hard.

00:15 Welcome back. You know you missed us.

01:30 Sam becomes good at things.

 02:20 Kim gives up.

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:15 A trip to Fright Fest.

 04:30 Some places just don&#039;t try very hard.

 05:40 Six Flags fails.

 06:15 Chickening out.

 07:45 Thanks, Rangers.

 09:50 This tram driver has an attitude.

 10:50 Sometimes, the tram is not for you.

 12:00 At least the tram ride was fun. Because the rest of this sucked.

 13:10 The cheering was very loud. But ineffectual.

13:30 Hey, look, we can cure the common cold.

 14:20 Your preconceptions blind you.

 15:50 This cure is probably not going to be as fantastic as you think.

 17:15 A scorecard would help us all keep track of this crap.

18:15 Why, science? Why would you do this?

 19:00 You couldn&#039;t pick an herbivore?

 21:00 Kim wonders if they are pretty giant dragonflies.

22:00 Whew, I&#039;m so relieved that giant oil companies are still profitable.

 24:00 This can&#039;t be good.

 25:00 No one&#039;s really staying until the job is done.

 26:00 People need to be held accountable.

 28:00 Negative campaigning just makes people not vote for anyone.

29:40 Call us- 214.267.9899.

29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0652 &#8211; Mortified</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0652-mortified/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0652-mortified/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 15:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Tooth ripper; big liars; robocallers; dick friends; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0652 &#8211; Mortified]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,tooth fairy</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Tooth ripper; big liars; robocallers; dick friends; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. That is all. - 00:15 Welcome back, shark lovers. - 01:00 Aquariums don&#039;t make it right. - 02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Tooth ripper; big liars; robocallers; dick friends; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. That is all.

00:15 Welcome back, shark lovers.

01:00 Aquariums don&#039;t make it right.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:15 Ah, dinner out.

 04:15 Well, that&#039;s gross.

 05:45 You don&#039;t get to tell the tooth fairy how much the tooth costs.

 06:50 Hey, where did THAT tooth come from.

 08:15 This movie is not scary. It&#039;s just not.

 09:00 House of the Devil - it&#039;s awful.

11:45 Green - it&#039;s probably not really.

 12:45 Business is filled with liars.

 14:00 Basically, you cannot trust anyone. Not a single person.

 15:00 Vinegar - it&#039;s a miracle.

16:00 Sorry about that, our robots got a little dial-happy.

 17:25 It&#039;s time for new people.

 18:45 Toys are different.

 19:45 Our kids are robot slayers.

 20:55 Scouts. Hate them.

22:15 Your friend is a dick.

 23:35 Oh, this is a different game.

 25:50 Bad tattoos are bad.

 27:00 No one wants to see that.

 28:45 The sucking appears to have started earlier than predicted.

30:10 No Fennec Foxes.

30:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0651 &#8211; Agony</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0651-agony/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0651-agony/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 14:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The pain; super hot; grinding ban; the creepiest inspector; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0651 &#8211; Agony]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kidney stone,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The pain; super hot; grinding ban; the creepiest inspector; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Welcome back, people with kidney stones. - 00:15 Sam craters. - 01:00 There&#039;s a difference here, and some people don&#039;t seem to see it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The pain; super hot; grinding ban; the creepiest inspector; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Welcome back, people with kidney stones.

00:15 Sam craters.

01:00 There&#039;s a difference here, and some people don&#039;t seem to see it.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Ah, a nice day off.

 03:00 You do not want to get this phone call.

 03:40 Just lay down for a second and see if something gets better.

 04:25 Sam gets no credit for his solution.

 05:50 Get out there where someone will find you if you die.

 07:40 Well, this might cost a fortune.

 09:30 Kids are weak. Sadly.

 11:00 Why are YOU here?

 13:30 This is very possible and very awful.

 14:40 This is more accurate than you might think.

 16:25 And here is why we&#039;re all fat and diabetic.

17:00 Waiters are often tricky.

 19:50 Kids are dumb and will do dumb things. That&#039;s why they have parents to stop them.

22:00 Grinding is not really a necessity at school events.

 23:00 This isn&#039;t dancing, it&#039;s foreplay.

 25:00 Grinding + short dresses = sexy times.

 26:50 Stop being ignorant, parents.

27:50 Well, isn&#039;t this creepy.

 30:00 Kim is very sensitive to this kind of thing.

 32:00 Sam gets permission.

32:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<item>
		<title>Episode 0650 &#8211; Horrorshow</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0650-horrorshow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0650-horrorshow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 14:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0650 &#8211; Horrorshow]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - just for your delicate earholes. - 00:15 Sam is probably wrong, but he does not care. - 01:30 Epad is not the same as Ipad.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - just for your delicate earholes.

00:15 Sam is probably wrong, but he does not care.

01:30 Epad is not the same as Ipad.

02:40 Sadly, none of this is true - the statistics were very misleading.

05:00 If you do not know, it&#039;s too late.

06:00 The deadly chain letter.

 07:30 These restrictions make it all very hard.

 09:25 People are way too gullible.

 11:15 Fear the blue waffle.

 12:45 Labor is hard on your lady bits.

13:30 Teach your kid to squeal.

 14:15 This is not a good idea. It really is not.

 15:00 Not all these things are the same.

 16:10 They will always find issues, that is their job.

19:20 She was angry - why are you surprised?

 21:50 There is a limit to how mad you should be.

 23:00 Some people can fix their lives. Some people cannot.

25:20 Facebook is rarely a good idea for teachers and students.

 26:50 You can be professional, or you can be a pervert.

 28:15 This needs to be limited. For the good of all.

 30:00 Inappropriate teacher advances are hard for kids to deal with. Duh.

 31:50 This is why some people should not be allowed to have an opinion.

34:00 Everyone relies on Kim. Everyone.

35:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0649 &#8211; Carving</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0649-carving/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0649-carving/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 14:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;  call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0649 &#8211; Carving]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;  call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,Halloween,kids,Podcast,pumpkin carving,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;Â  call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not scary. - 00:20 Garageband - it&#039;s pretty simple. - 01:15 We watched &#039;scary movies&#039; and both were awful.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;Â  call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not scary.

00:20 Garageband - it&#039;s pretty simple.

01:15 We watched &#039;scary movies&#039; and both were awful.

 02:15 This is not scary.

 03:10 Prices should punish you for being dumb.

03:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:45 We need a &#039;common sense&#039; rating board.

05:00 Pumpkin carving is always an experience.

 06:00 City pumpkins are kind of crappy compared to country pumpkins.

 07:00 Thing 1 finishes her pumpkin in record time.

 08:30 Kim gets scared.

 10:20 Thing 3 completed her pumpkin with Kim.

 10:35 Thing 2 spends a million years working on her pumpkin.

 11:35 This is the most frustrating experience in the world.

 12:56 Kim endorses funkins.

 14:45 Gremlins - spoiler alert.

 16:00 No thanks for spying on me.

17:20 Barracudas - now with 100% more flying and biting.

 19:30 Kim has a theory.

 20:30 Look, some cats like to swim. Accept it.

 22:00 These animals all must go.

22:45 Charity may fix everything.

 24:15 Businesses are, in most cases, just assholes.

 25:35 This would stimulate the economy and make the oceans safer.

27:30 Poor, misguided woman.

 28:00 Of course, this is where the line will be drawn.

 29:00 Guys, this never works. Honestly.

 31:00 This will NOT end well. Guaranteed.

 32:15 You think you can handle this. You most likely cannot.

33:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0648 &#8211; Improprieties</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0648-improprieties/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0648-improprieties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 14:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0648 &#8211; Improprieties]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - sweeter than pumpkin pie. - 00:15 Kim is calling the shots now. - 01:30 Stop - cannibal time. - 01:48 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sweeter than pumpkin pie.

00:15 Kim is calling the shots now.

01:30 Stop - cannibal time.

01:48 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 Sam is always working on the side.

 04:00 This sounds like it was taped underwater.

 05:35 It&#039;s best not to get mixed up in this.

 06:10 Stop talking to me, dude.

 07:50 Pro tip for spies.

 09:30 You have to do it to get paid.

10:30 Judges, strippers, guns, and drugs.

 12:30 You&#039;re a judge, you should know better.

 13:50 This is pretty embarrassing.

 16:00 Can we just get to the end of the world party time?

 17:15 Peers - what do we know about them?

 17:50 This is not a lethal punishment.

18:15 This is not how a mayor should act. Seriously.

 19:35 Sam is never the instigator. Never.

 22:25 This is why there is no faith in humanity.

 23:30 Sam loses his mind.

 24:30 Money ruins it all.

 25:50 No actual fire, okay?

26:20 Mom shows her butt.

 27:35 The list of things you might see on a butt is pretty big. And gross.

 29:50 These are the rules.

 30:50 Rules - follow them for the good of us all.

31:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:24 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<item>
		<title>Episode 0647 &#8211; Odd Men</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0647-odd-men/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0647-odd-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 13:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0647 &#8211; Odd Men]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - for when your coffee maker is broken. - 00:15 Welcome back, demigods. - 02:00 Sam is not being charitable here. - 02:15 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - for when your coffee maker is broken.

00:15 Welcome back, demigods.

02:00 Sam is not being charitable here.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 When adults lose their minds.

 05:00 This is not acceptable teacher behavior.

 06:50 This is always unnerving.

 07:50 You cannot put this genie back in the bottle, folks.

 09:50 Let&#039;s just get this straightened out.

 10:50 Administrators are just never around anymore.

 12:10 No one has basic skills anymore.

 13:15 Emails are definitely too easy to ignore.

 14:00 There will be trouble.

14:15 Sorry, Cablevision.

 14:55 Net neutrality - it is important. For reals.

 15:30 Kim gets some time to rest.

 16:15 People were warned.

 17:00 Glee will bring this all to a screeching halt.

 18:00 Just give it up, Cablevision.

 18:50 Leave my television box alone.

19:45 The old man gets down.

 21:00 Kim paints with a broad brush.

 23:30 Everyone settle down a little with your sexy talk.

26:50 Zombie babies!

 27:25 Can we please just have regular babies?

 29:25 We need some rules. Seriously.

 33:05 Tigers are tougher than you. Always.

33:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:25 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0646 &#8211; Neighborly</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0646-neighborly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0646-neighborly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 16:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0646 &#8211; Neighborly]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
<p>(...)<br/>Read the rest of <a href="http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0646-neighborly/">Episode 0646 &#8211; Neighborly</a> </p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - almost as good as a Friday night. - 00:15 Welcome back, Dexter fans.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - almost as good as a Friday night.

00:15 Welcome back, Dexter fans.

01:33 Weeds - it&#039;s more than Nancy Botwin&#039;s ass.

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:30 A question Sam does not know the answer to. Marriage FAIL.

05:30 Damn neighbors.

 06:30 This is not an unreasonable request in any way.

 07:30 Do not spray chemicals everywhere, you jerks.

 08:45 This cannot be healthy.

 10:20 This would solve so many problems.

 12:00 That&#039;s what you get, dog.

13:30 You got dosed by a stranger - now you&#039;re expelled!

 15:35 This is really not a nice thing to do.

 17:30 People have tough times. Or they think they have tough times.

19:45 This is not a nice way to act.

 20:45 Here&#039;s how to be a huge jerk.

 22:30 Everyone has problems with neighbors.

 25:30 More than wife is NOT a good idea.

27:00 These are some awesome curtains, apparently.

 30:35 This is your niche. Stick with it.

 33:50 Kim plans to eat a gator.

35:10 Call us - 214.267.9899

35:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

38:15 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0645 &#8211; Digital Exam</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0645-digital-exam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 17:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Shopping issue; chipped kids; robocars; digital birth; shooters decide; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0645 &#8211; Digital Exam]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Shopping issue; chipped kids; robocars; digital birth; shooters decide; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it has a groove. - 00:15 Welcome to the show, Chilean miners. - 01:45 This seems unlikely. - 02:50 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Shopping issue; chipped kids; robocars; digital birth; shooters decide; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it has a groove.

00:15 Welcome to the show, Chilean miners.

01:45 This seems unlikely.

02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:05 Shopping profiling.

 04:45 This kid sweats. A lot.

 05:50 Express lanes are no longer express.

 06:50 The garden center can often save you time.

 08:00 Customer service is really not about customers or service.

 09:00 It&#039;s tough around here for some people.

 10:50 This kid cannot count change for anything.

 11:50 You do not need a calculator for this.

 12:40 People should get paid for their time when this kind of crap happens.

 14:00 Retail is not really treating its customers well.

 15:00 The economy sucks. Get used to it.

16:00 Mark them with RFID chips.

 17:25 Kids are smart, they will get around this.

 18:50 Google now has cars that drive themselves.

 20:30 Kim sees the dark side in robocars.

22:30 Digital birth.

 23:20 Peer pressure to keep up with the internets.

 25:00 The internet makes everything dirty.

 26:45 Digital baby pictures are misused.

 28:00 When everyone&#039;s mistake is out there, no one&#039;s mistake matters.

 31:00 The day is coming.

 32:00 There is one hidden spot on Google Earth.

32:35 Shooters make better deciders.

 33:50 Sam sees this in action every day.

 37:40 Kim gets kind of crazy when it comes to playing on the iPad.

38:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

38:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

39:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0644 &#8211; Stabbing Pains</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0644-stabbing-pains/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: The headache; bloodsucking freaks; yoga ban; kid control; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not ironic. - 00:15 Enjoy our new opening. - 00:45 There&#039;s a lot of new Kim going on.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: The headache; bloodsucking freaks; yoga ban; kid control; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not ironic.

00:15 Enjoy our new opening.

00:45 There&#039;s a lot of new Kim going on.

01:30 There are a lot of stabbing pains going around.

02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:20 This is why Sam gets cranky.

 04:10 Do you see how this is a problem, people?

 05:25 Hey, look at this, one more disaster.

 06:40 This is not what you think it is.

 07:30 None of these are good signs.

 09:20 If this thing bursts. . .

 12:20 This is how Sam lets people know he&#039;s not feeling well.

12:50 Your blood. Give it to us.

 14:50 Stop stabbing, kthx.

 16:30 Whoa. Druids.

 17:50 Well, that kind of sucks.

19:45 Christians - no yoga for you!

 21:00 Ignoring temptation does not make temptation go away.

 24:55 Stretch Armstrong was not meant for the stress he endured.

 26:30 Shattering Stretch.

27:35 Kid control.

 29:00 Just control yourself a little bit. That&#039;s all.

33:25 Nothing happened.

34:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0643 &#8211; Lessons</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0643-lessons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 15:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: New Kim; the motorcycle ride; roofies; purifier; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0643 &#8211; Lessons]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: New Kim; the motorcycle ride; roofies; purifier; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not Halloween, but it will do. - 20:50 Kim is changing. No one knows why. - 02:00 A warning was necessary. But we didn&#039;t get one.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: New Kim; the motorcycle ride; roofies; purifier; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not Halloween, but it will do.

20:50 Kim is changing. No one knows why.

02:00 A warning was necessary. But we didn&#039;t get one.

05:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

05:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

06:40 Getting up early every day is a drag.

 07:50 Things get weird in West Texas.

 08:50 There is an edge - and this really close to it.

 09:40 This is an unusual version of Whataburger.

 11:00 Halloween decorations look a little too real out here.

 12:40 Kim&#039;s nerves get the best of her.

 13:40 The captcha nearly captures Kim.

 15:30 What is the proper waiting time when you think someone is in a lake?

 17:00 Why is Latitude so inaccurate?

 19:05 Always be cautious around groups you don&#039;t know.

19:50 Party with care.

 21:10 This is not a great place to party in the first place.

 22:20 Don&#039;t drug your friends, kids.

24:40 This professor is very mean.

 26:30 The world is becoming very feudal.

29:40 Look, I only meant to burn off his penis.

 30:30 This will not endear you to your husband. At all.

 32:40 Which Kim is talking?

32:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:36 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0642 &#8211; Hot Stuff</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0642-hot-stuff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 13:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Slutty costumes; lizard wranglers; leg burners; protesting cheerleader; pay or burn; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0642 &#8211; Hot Stuff]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,Halloween costumes,kids,monkeys,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Slutty costumes; lizard wranglers; leg burners; protesting cheerleader; pay or burn; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, prudes. - 01:15 Kim gets ready for Halloween. - 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Slutty costumes; lizard wranglers; leg burners; protesting cheerleader; pay or burn; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, prudes.

01:15 Kim gets ready for Halloween.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:35 BN will let you publish your own book.

 02:00 Horror fiction is entering a really shitty phase.

03:30 Lizard wranglers.

 04:50 The fear of a lizard.

 06:30 Monkey business.

 08:00 Haunted houses - our kids cannot handle them.

 09:15 Real ghost hunters. This will go poorly.

10:50 Hot legs - watch out!

 12:20 Don&#039;t just ignore the searing pain. Seriously.

 13:40 The dangers of the commute.

 13:50 But an iPad will never burn you. It will only love you.

14:30 Too revealing.

 15:50 Things are getting a little too slutty for school.

 17:25 Cheerleaders have an image to uphold.

 19:45 Spray on clothes.

 21:10 Spanx are not for you.

22:10 Burn it down.

 23:00 There are rules for a reason.

 24:20 Do firefighters have a Hippocratic oath equivalent?

 26:50 Do not waste money, Ft. Worth.

 27:50 Sam calls for Kimsurance.

30:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0641 &#8211; Back Door</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0641-back-door/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 13:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: Babies; zombie attack; brain eater; butt bags; sex facts; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0641 &#8211; Back Door]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY,sex</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Babies; zombie attack; brain eater; butt bags; sex facts; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - spooooky. - 00:15 Welcome back, people who enjoy safe sex. - 02:20 Sam wishes you could determine the evolutionary stage of your baby.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Babies; zombie attack; brain eater; butt bags; sex facts; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - spooooky.

00:15 Welcome back, people who enjoy safe sex.

02:20 Sam wishes you could determine the evolutionary stage of your baby.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:50 Attacked by a zombie.

 06:00 Knocks on the door at night are rarely good.

 06:45 This would scare the crap out of most people.

 09:45 Just tell him to go home.

 10:50 This is not going to be a scary movie.

 13:45 You will not get more viewers if it&#039;s not rated.

14:30 Zombie giiiirrrl.

 15:15 This is highly disgusting.

17:55 Thanks for the butt bag story, Cole!

 20:05 If you take drugs, you are likely taking something that was in someone else&#039;s butt.

 21:00 This should be a new legal limit.

 22:20 Intestines are poorly behaved.

23:45 Condom use amongst teens is up. Awesome.

 25:35 Sam is confused by this math.

 26:35 This is a lot of activity for one sex outing.

 27:54 This explains the pain.

 28:50 This is strange.

32:58 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0640 &#8211; Embarrassing</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0640-embarrassing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 14:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: The forbidden; booth death; condom judges; manboobs; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a blast of Halloween. - 00:20 Kim the Spider Killer. - 00:50 This isn&#039;t nice. - 02:10 Don&#039;t be an animal. - 03:30 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: The forbidden; booth death; condom judges; manboobs; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s like a blast of Halloween.

00:20 Kim the Spider Killer.

00:50 This isn&#039;t nice.

02:10 Don&#039;t be an animal.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:34 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:50 It&#039;s called respect, kid.

 05:40 This cannot be comfortable.

 06:30 Well this is not good.

 07:30 Most people don&#039;t even think about this.

 09:00 The internet - it has your answers.

 10:45 People are disgusting in the bathroom. Don&#039;t be.

12:55 Death by pr0n.

 14:15 You will never have any fun if you live by this rule.

 15:45 It always gets you the first time.

16:30 Intercourse - get it?

 17:35 How do our judges get so unhinged?

20:35 Men have to feed kids, too.

 22:20 Kim is way off base here. WAY off base.

 24:00 This is just gross.

 27:10 This is not a slippery slope.

28:30 Kids don&#039;t think about things the same as you do.

31:15 Kim draws the line at Sam.

32:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:02 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0639 &#8211; Carnage</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0639-carnage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Band issues; cheats and thieves; birthday brawl; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like a Halloween costume for your brain. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. - 00:45 Sam messed things up. - 01:30 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Band issues; cheats and thieves; birthday brawl; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a Halloween costume for your brain.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:45 Sam messed things up.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 This would be an improvement.

04:00 Band issues.

 05:00 We were wrong - these are cheap. $30.

 08:00 Once upon a time, most moms would have been able to handle this.

 09:40 How to fix a black eye.

13:05 There has to be a better way to make a buck.

 14:45 Just look it up, dude.

 17:00 Some people make things hard for themselves and others.

 19:00 Kim was not adequately warned. Time to get paid.

20:35 Birthday bash turns into birthday brawl.

 22:00 Just let your ex go.

 24:00 Little kids do not appreciate birthdays.

 24:50 Kim may not have the same dad as her sisters.

25:25 Great, vampire outbreak.

 26:45 The bats have it made here.

 27:55 Spider attack.



 29:30 Just leave the spider where it is.

 30:30 Gecko attack!

31:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0638 &#8211; Vigilante</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0638-vigilante/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 14:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: Lunch shenanigans; protecting your kid; poop fight; France goes without veils; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Enough said. - 00:20 Welcome, vigilantes. - 01:00 This is really too dumb. - 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: Lunch shenanigans; protecting your kid; poop fight; France goes without veils; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Enough said.

00:20 Welcome, vigilantes.

01:00 This is really too dumb.

02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 There&#039;s a lot of money in preaching.

04:00 Discipline can get tricky for schools.

 05:20 Starving them into submission is not a good idea.

 06:15 Kids need time to eat.

 07:20 Kim gets lawery.

 08:50 Kids who don&#039;t eat are not going to be pleasant for the rest of the day.

09:20 Leave the kid alone.

 10:30 Parents, stop being douches and control your children.

 11:30 Wasn&#039;t really a problem for the kid in the past.

 13:05 We need a no jerkweed zone.

 15:30 Kids are no longer being taught how to behave, and, as a result, they don&#039;t.

16:25 Clean up after your dog, loser.

 17:15 This is yours, why did you leave it in my yard?

 17:20 A new Sam rule.

 18:45 People who are idiots won&#039;t do anything nice.

 20:00 Make people care by punishing them for their foolishness.

 21:30 Everyone gets a personal banker.

22:30 France gets spunky.

 24:00 It&#039;s your job to vote, so vote.

 25:45 What guy puts up with this kind of crap?

27:18 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

28:12 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0637 &#8211; Hootathon</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0637-hootathon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 13:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the show: An end to stupid; PE trauma; text wreckers; sexual chameleon; blood sucking freaks; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0637 &#8211; Hootathon]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: An end to stupid; PE trauma; text wreckers; sexual chameleon; blood sucking freaks; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - makes you stronger, faster, better. - 00:15 Welcome back to our show, smart people.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: An end to stupid; PE trauma; text wreckers; sexual chameleon; blood sucking freaks; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - makes you stronger, faster, better.

00:15 Welcome back to our show, smart people.

 00:45 It&#039;s not as hard as you think.

 01:45 Sam has made a lasting and positive change.

 02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:25 Thing 3&#039;s gym trauma.

 04:25 A natural ability.

 05:25 Missing clothing can cause panic.

 06:50 Do not cry at school.

 07:25 Sometimes, teachers do not listen.

 08:05 This is what happens when you break the rules.

 09:25 Monkeys are gross.

 11:00 So disappointing.

 11:45 Kim&#039;s defense.

 13:35 Sam gets corrupted.

14:10 Thing 2 becomes the egg drop champion.

14:30 Text bans cause an increase in accidents.

 15:45 This could help Kim.

 16:45 The power of GPS.

 17:45 Headphones are awesome.

 18:00 Just put the food down.

18:40 But I&#039;m really a guy. 

 19:40 Fibbing doesn&#039;t really have to be illegal.

 21:35 You don&#039;t need to sue people over this.

 23:40 This story needs more details.

 24:07 How you can tell if it&#039;s a guy. 

25:30 This is gross and you should not do it.

 27:15 Kim is opposed.

 29:45 Some helpful tips.

30:50 Dexter - it&#039;s still very good.

32:30 Kim loses her patience with adultery.

34:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:56 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0635 &#8211; Possum  Tossin</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0635-possum-tossin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 14:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On the show: The sickness; projects; starvation; fines; the end of history; toss the opossum; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just because. - 00:15 We were sick. Really, really, sick. -  01:00 If you can&#039;t use your kids to find hazards,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On the show: The sickness; projects; starvation; fines; the end of history; toss the opossum; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just because.

00:15 We were sick. Really, really, sick.

 01:00 If you can&#039;t use your kids to find hazards, what can you use them for?

 01:50 Kim is a breeding ground for deadly viruses.

02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 School projects from hell.

 03:30 You must start things ahead of time, child.

 04:30 Would these be worth the money? Who knows.

 05:15 Ah, egg drops.

 06:15 Sam gets no credit.

 06:40 First time success. Sort of.

 07:30 Faking research - just like real scientists!

 09:00 Finally, a chance to do a Michael Jackson project.

 11:15 Sam declares enough is enough.

 12:40 We are out of food.

14:00 Making people pay.

 15:15 It is often the fault of the parents.

 16:25 Pit bulls on the walk to school.

 17:30 Well, that&#039;s creepy.

 18:25 Kim can fight a dog.

19:40 Texas is changing history again.

 20:25 This is how you make things equal.

 22:00 This guy can barely tie his own shoes on a good day.

 24:50 This isn&#039;t really a nice thing to say.

26:00 New Zealand - home of the possum toss.

 26:40 These are not like squirrels.

 29:00 Animals are food that doesn&#039;t know it yet.

30:09 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0634 &#8211; Judgement</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0634-judgement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 13:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show:  Sam bashers; Dexter; church ink; illegal fertility; fetus sponsors; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0634 &#8211; Judgement]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show:Â  Sam bashers; Dexter; church ink; illegal fertility; fetus sponsors; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - we know. - 00:15 Welcome back, evil agents. - 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show:Â  Sam bashers; Dexter; church ink; illegal fertility; fetus sponsors; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - we know.

00:15 Welcome back, evil agents.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 The new season of Dexter promises to be too awesome.

03:30 No one tells Sam anything, ever.

 04:20 Sam doesn&#039;t have a high opinion of college life.

 05:30 Sam is paranoid, this is a fact.

 06:30 This all sounds reasonable.

 07:30 This is a legitimate problem.

 09:20 Kids don&#039;t have good brains. They just don&#039;t.

 10:10 This is why Sam&#039;s brain has a problem.

11:50 Get your church tattoo today!

 12:50 KFC isn&#039;t really healthy. Neither is religion.

 13:40 This was the beginning of the end for KFC.

 14:40 You have a guide book, you should probably use it.

 16:35 There should be a minimum threshold for Jesus Power.

19:05 These sperms are not legal.

 20:50 People will buy anything off the internet.

 22:30 Kim fears the Google search.

24:10 Finally, a sponsored fetus.

 26:15 The internet is kind of getting filled with douches.

 27:40 You should all be glad Sam isn&#039;t super rich.

 28:40 Thing 3 is very strange these days.

30:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0633 &#8211; Injustice</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0633-injustice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 14:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Book battles; red-eye sad; belly slicing; jerk boy; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0633 &#8211; Injustice]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Book battles; red-eye sad; belly slicing; jerk boy; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - probably won&#039;t clog your toilet. - 00:15 The world is not a fair place, dear listeners. - 01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Book battles; red-eye sad; belly slicing; jerk boy; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - probably won&#039;t clog your toilet.

00:15 The world is not a fair place, dear listeners.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 Thing 3 gets denied a book.

 02:50 School libraries are different, and should be handled differently.

 04:00 This can have a long-term impact on kids and reading.

 04:45 Everyone likes to see the misfortune of others.

 05:30 We let our kids read, please to not be obstructing that.

 06:30 This is a very sad story. Very sad.

 07:30 On second thought . . .

 10:20 These kids are not the same.

 11:40 Books we couldn&#039;t read as kids.

13:00 Your eyes are red. Get out of here.

 14:20 Punish first, test later.

 16:10 There are a lot of allergens.

 17:20 This is pretty shameful.

 18:15 Sam the boss.

18:40 Cutting for profit.

 19:20 Look, money makes people do bad things. Surprise.

 20:40 Sometimes, the doctor doesn&#039;t even show up.

 21:30 This isn&#039;t normal. At all.

 23:00 A simple check up can break the bank. 

 23:40 This is how they get you.

24:45 This kid is a jerk.

 25:20 Now you&#039;re just being an ass.

 26:30 This stuff really flips you out.

 28:08 You can&#039;t always judge a book by it&#039;s horrifying cover.

29:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

30:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0632 &#8211; Tempest</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0632-tempest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 13:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Tornado; creepy girl; lawyer work; making out; Xbox ban; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - needs more cowbell. - 00:15 Welcome back, denizens of tornado alley. - 00:40 Sam misses the Tempest game. - 01:30 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Tornado; creepy girl; lawyer work; making out; Xbox ban; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - needs more cowbell.

00:15 Welcome back, denizens of tornado alley.

00:40 Sam misses the Tempest game.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Oh, look. A tornado.

 03:50 Oh, weather man.

 06:00 Tornadoes are not easily predictable.

06:45 This is a little creepy.

 07:25 Preparing for the worst.

 09:10 This is not meant to be a scary movie. And yet, it is.

10:30 The house ghost.

 11:30 This is an exasperated ghost.

 12:45 Sam does not approve of broken legs in haunted houses.

 13:40 Sam has big plans for this ghost.

14:20 A bad job for a lawyer.

 14:50 It&#039;s not a matter of pay, it&#039;s a matter of horrible working conditions.

 16:15 Good work, guidance counselors.

 17:05 Kim quits her job.

18:00 When you gotta make out, you gotta make out.

 19:00 These houses are empty, who cares?

 21:00 Maybe the banks should rent them out by the hour.

23:15 No Xbox Live for this town.

 25:25 The internet can be sort of a douche.

29:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0631 &#8211; Troubles</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0631-troubles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 13:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Listener troubles; kudos; drinking girl; toy robot fire; letting her go; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0631 &#8211; Troubles]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Listener troubles; kudos; drinking girl; toy robot fire; letting her go; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people. - 00:55 There are troubles. - 01:05 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Listener troubles; kudos; drinking girl; toy robot fire; letting her go; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you want it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

00:55 There are troubles.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 A listener&#039;s problem.

 03:15 Never do this to someone else&#039;s kid.

 04:50 It&#039;s time to get ugly.

 06:00 You never let anyone get away with this kind of stuff.

 06:00 Sometimes its nice to hear other people get yelled at.

08:40 The power of a ninja blender.

 09:50 Leave me alone, salesperson.

10:40 Thing 3 gets a compliment.

 12:10 Kim gets no credit.

13:25 The toughest little girl.

 15:10 A little kid is probably as dangerous as a drunk.

 16:00 This is why Sam should never be aÂ  policeman.

 18:15 In the olden days, most kids smoked.

19:00 Toy robot emergency!

 20:00 The dragons are cursed.

 21:20 How Sam nearly died as a baby.

 22:50 The Boba Fett must be had.

24:20 Let her go, dude.

 26:40 Kim has hygiene concerns.

 28:00 Plastic momma is quiet.

 28:45 Fix this, please.

 30:30 Kim the grower.

30:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0630 &#8211; Deathwatch</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0630-deathwatch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Deathly ill; too fat to work; Discovery is awful; zombie class; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - not as sad as a funeral dirge. - 00:15 Welcome back, grievers. - 00:30 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Deathly ill; too fat to work; Discovery is awful; zombie class; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as sad as a funeral dirge.

00:15 Welcome back, grievers.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 Cat fights don&#039;t usually end well for the little guy.

 02:50 Normally, he can&#039;t wait to greet us.

 03:50 Sam is not as moved by all this, since he has had experiences with outside pets.

 04:50 There are limits to how much you can spend on an outside cat.

 06:40 This is a long time to watch an animal die.

 07:50 Sam is horrible, apparently.

10:00 Kim is lying.

10:30 Too fat to work.

 12:00 This guy isn&#039;t fit to work, anyway.

 13:30 Please don&#039;t crush your coworkers, no matter how much they need it.

16:00 Sam&#039;s not the only one who hates Discovery&#039;s programming.

 17:45 Only one kid per nipple.

 20:00 At this point, Discovery will never change.

 22:30 The Babies movie has a lot of boobs in it. And not in a good way.

25:30 Learn all about zombies in college.

 27:40 Sam does not think this is a real class.

 31:20 Maybe we should be teaching people to write.

 32:20 Amish Romance. This does not seem necessary.

34:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:22 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0629 &#8211; Too Stupid</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0629-too-stupid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 13:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Fighting; ebooks; bookstore mayhem; bad assignment; electric nipples; emergency services; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0629 &#8211; Too Stupid]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Fighting; ebooks; bookstore mayhem; bad assignment; electric nipples; emergency services; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - good and good for you. - 00:25 The bookstore fight club. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Fighting; ebooks; bookstore mayhem; bad assignment; electric nipples; emergency services; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - good and good for you.

00:25 The bookstore fight club.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 This guy deserves Sam&#039;s support.

 02:00 But not this much support.

 03:15 Magazines are overpriced.

 04:15 This is not advice, it&#039;s advertising.

05:30 We only drink half the coffee we used to.

 06:20 Benches by magazine racks are a bad idea.

 07:30 You just destroyed $100 worth of someone else&#039;s stuff, lady.

 08:30 Guys, do not put up with a ladytude like this.

 09:15 You can be confrontational and polite. And you should be.

 10:30 Sometimes, guys, you have to take a stand with your lady.

 12:15 Everyone needs to man up about this kind of crap.

 13:40 The world has changed for the better.

14:30 It&#039;s just a simple assignment, why are people so upset?

 15:00 Oh, because it&#039;s a terrible idea to ask kids to plan terrorist attacks.

 17:15 This is how kids get arrested.

 18:45 This is a terrible, terrible idea.

20:50 Things not to do in shop class.

 22:15 This is a lot of electricity to shoot through your chest.

 23:30 Safety is serious business.

 24:20 Power tools and kids often lead to problems.

 26:30 A surprise class favorite.

27:40 How did I get on the ground?

 28:30 You now have no control over what you get charged for.

 30:00 Let&#039;s charge the people at fault, not the victim.

 31:45 People need to stop letting their credit hold them hostage.

33:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:48 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0628 &#8211; Whoops</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0628-whoops/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Paper books; the camelbak; old meanies; car on the run; divorce lockdown; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - our gift to you. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you fighters. - 01:01 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Paper books; the camelbak; old meanies; car on the run; divorce lockdown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - our gift to you.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you fighters.

01:01 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 A recommendation for everyone.

 02:10 Some writers just run out of juice.

03:25 Thing 2 has the Kindle grafted to her hip.

 04:50 Sometimes you forget that you can&#039;t turn off a book.

 05:50 Some people just have to read.

 07:00 Saving books is never a good idea.

07:30 A camelbak - Sam does not get one.

 08:40 Water on the floor is our new fear.

 09:30 Cold water is tasty.

 10:40 How can smart kids be so dumb?

12:20 Old people like to read about dumb young people.

 13:40 Interns are not as clever as they think, most of the time.

 15:30 Don&#039;t screw things up.

 17:15 It must be nice to be young, rich, and clueless.

 19:35 There are different rules for the rich and famous. Very different rules.

20:15 Car on the run.

 21:45 This is not right.

 23:25 Oh, Rutger Hauer.

 24:40 Kim likes it, Sam doesn&#039;t.

26:20 The divorce lockdown.

 29:10 Don&#039;t be rude.

30:50 The Weeds wrap-up.

33:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0627 &#8211; Learning Experience</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0627-learning-experience/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Doing the right thing; mouth of fire; poop in the pool; India crackdown; has been; a very bad idea; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not available on ping. - 00:20 Some people have to be taught.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Doing the right thing; mouth of fire; poop in the pool; India crackdown; has been; a very bad idea; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not available on ping.

00:20 Some people have to be taught.

01:00 Do the right thing, and make others do the right thing.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:25 Kim gets taken out by a piece of candy.

 03:00 Kim doesn&#039;t really like hot things.

 04:20 Mmmm, so good.

 05:20 Hot is no longer just hot. It&#039;s insanely hot.

 06:40 Hot chili peppers are not safe.

 07:30 Why does Kim need a fire stick?

08:20 The shortest swimming trip ever.

 09:45 So very gross.

 10:25 Everyone out!

11:45 Give us your data!

 13:10 Fine, go back to the stone age.

 15:20 Yay for Mad Max.

16:40 Why does anyone care what this guy says?

 17:40 This guy isn&#039;t really the gatekeeper.

 19:35 Italy vs. Libya.

21:35 Never pay up front.

 22:40 This is not a good idea. Not at all.

 24:30 Kids do not think very far into the future.

 25:50 No parent even wants to think about this stuff.

 27:35 When your heroes get old.

28:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

28:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:10 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0626 &#8211; Swindle</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0626-swindle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0626-swindle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Medical shenanigans; drug factories; penny pay; stripping study; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it won&#039;t bite. - 00:15 Welcome back. Unless you&#039;re a nutrition therapist. - 00:45 That&#039;s right, swindle.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Medical shenanigans; drug factories; penny pay; stripping study; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it won&#039;t bite.

00:15 Welcome back. Unless you&#039;re a nutrition therapist.

00:45 That&#039;s right, swindle.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:20 Witnessing the reality of modern medical care.

 01:35 This liquid pencil was not that hard to find.

 02:05 And after all that time, the liquid pencil is still crappy.

 03:15 Business meetings are kind of annoying in coffee shops.

 04:00 Being a salesperson is hard and kind of scummy.

 04:45 This is a warning.

 05:30 What your doctor&#039;s office really thinks about you.

 06:00 This is one place you shouldn&#039;t feel like you&#039;re getting screwed.

 06:45 These people are even busy screwing each other.

 07:15 Evil. Just evil.

 08:30 Oh, this exercise plan totally makes sense now.

 10:00 No one should have to deal with this kind of madness.

10:20 Welcome to the cannabis factory.

 12:00 Kids are good for your drug business, apparently.

 13:30 Making things illegal usually doesn&#039;t work.

 14:20 Why do people work against themselves?

15:20 Here&#039;s my pennies.

 15:30 Wait, you won&#039;t take my pennies?

 16:25 Here&#039;s the barrel. Enjoy.

 17:10 The change jar pays for the books.

 18:30 Just pay the coinstar tax. Seriously.

 19:45 People need to get with the digital money. Like, now.

20:45 Lapdancing - better for everyone than you thought.

 21:30 Kim immediately finds fault with the study.

 22:30 Slime on the pole never hurt anyone, but you can clean it if you like.

 23:30 Why don&#039;t ladies invest in their clubs?

 24:15 Good money is a trap.

 25:45 Selling out is selling out.

 26:55 Sam ponders fetish strip clubs.

27:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

27:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

29:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0625 &#8211; Crooked</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0625-crooked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Crooked; shots and spines; headshot; chloroform at school; candy pills; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - now 30% louder than before. - 00:40 There&#039;s a lot of crooked stuff in this house.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Crooked; shots and spines; headshot; chloroform at school; candy pills; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - now 30% louder than before.

00:40 There&#039;s a lot of crooked stuff in this house.

01:00 There was aÂ  crooked man who walked a crooked mile.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 Time to make the kids cranky.

 02:15 Oh, insurance. You&#039;re so wacky.

 02:45 This seems kind of asinine of the doctor.

 03:30 Thing 1 is now too old and needs a new doctor.

 04:00 How can they see perfectly, but only at the doctor&#039;s office?

 04:30 There&#039;s a definite disparity here.

 05:25 Differences.

 05:45 Why are any of you surprised?

 07:45 Well, this isn&#039;t pleasant.

 08:40 This seems very unlikely.

 09:45 This doesn&#039;t make Thing 2 happy.

 11:10 It&#039;s not like they&#039;re physically checking.

 12:40 We&#039;ll let you know if you&#039;re spine is crooked.

 12:45 Oh, it&#039;s not.

13:40 Shot. In. The. Head.

 14:45 Normally, you will notice things on your head.

 16:30 Foreign bodies in your body are not fun.

 17:30 The new piercing danger.

19:35 Chloroform - fun at school!

 21:25 This should be a crime for children.

23:20 Machete - looks awesome.

23:50 Pill bottles filed with candy. How could this go wrong?

 25:20 Maybe we should just make medicine taste horrible.

 27:20 Stop making things less useful.

28:30 The worse retractable cord ever made.

29:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:05 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0624 &#8211; Unworthy</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0624-unworthy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The hulk; college girl; bad girl; driving boy; rescue girl; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s an auditory ambush. - 00:50 Kim loses her nerve. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:30 Sam&#039;s plan for solving crimes.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The hulk; college girl; bad girl; driving boy; rescue girl; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s an auditory ambush.

00:50 Kim loses her nerve.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Sam&#039;s plan for solving crimes.

02:50 Thing 1 heads off for college.

 04:10 College is a rollercoaster.

 04:50 Yay, you saved $300!

 06:00 Some people have skills. Some don&#039;t.

 07:05 Poor kid didn&#039;t quite grow all the way up.

 07:55 Even college kids need their parents. At least a little.

 08:35 Kids need a push.

10:30 Bad girl.

 12:00 Kim knows when teens need their attitudes adjusted.

 13:30 Sam goes for pre-grounding.

15:00 Take this to the end of the road.

 15:45 Kim did live in this part of the world before.

 16:55 What is up with the people from FL in Dallas?

 18:45 You are too small for a motorcycle, kid.

19:45 An observant little girl.

 21:15 How to get the kid potty trained.

23:50 Dexter preview looks awesome. Truly awesome.

 24:00 Weeds - nothing happened in the second episode of this season. Nothing.

25:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

25:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

26:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0623 &#8211; Pleasantries</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0623-pleasantries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Rudeness; middle school; express lanes; midwife madness; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0623 &#8211; Pleasantries]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Rudeness; middle school; express lanes; midwife madness; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will not trash your house while you&#039;re away. - 00:15 Welcome back, awesome people. - 00:45 People are no longer nice.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Rudeness; middle school; express lanes; midwife madness; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will not trash your house while you&#039;re away.

00:15 Welcome back, awesome people.

00:45 People are no longer nice.

01:10 Why are all you people being rude to this person?

 02:00 Are people really that messed up?

 02:45 This is not how a grown man should behave.

 03:25 Sometimes you can mess things up for yourself and others.

 04:15 Things can happen, kid. Bad things.

04:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

05:12 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:45 Again, just to clarify, this is not okay.

06:10 Back to school with you!

 07:10 The drop off went pretty smoothly.

 08:10 Hmm, the wrong bus. This will not go well.

 08:55 We have no idea where you are, kid.

 09:50 The worst case is never worst enough. 

 10:45 Kids used to be much hardier.

 11:40 Procrastination will bite your butt.

 12:30 You had time, kid. Nothing but time.

 13:20 Vaccinations are important.

 14:25 Why aren&#039;t people checking kids for bugs?

15:15 Express lanes have limits for a reason.

 16:30 This is not a nice thing to do, people. We see it all the time.

 17:30 You probably don&#039;t need all this, anyway. Put it back.

 18:30 Bottled tea is not good for you. Or at least not AS good for you.

19:25 Don&#039;t hit your kid.

 20:20 Kids don&#039;t really get why you&#039;re hitting them.

 21:35 You know, going into this, that you&#039;re not being nice.

 23:15 Strange but true.

 24:30 Chicken farming is not nice. Not really at all.

25:15 Midwife madness.

 26:20 Just save your righteous anger for later.

 27:25 Sometimes people get carried away.

 28:40 Be nice to everyone, or guard your butt well.

29:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0622 &#8211; Beware</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0622-beware/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Nonmetric; midnight madness; quorn; patient zero; sensors; sextortion; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0622 &#8211; Beware]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Nonmetric; midnight madness; quorn; patient zero; sensors; sextortion; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - do not place in mouth or rectum. - 00:15 Welcome back adults. And injured adults.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Nonmetric; midnight madness; quorn; patient zero; sensors; sextortion; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - do not place in mouth or rectum.

00:15 Welcome back adults. And injured adults.

00:45 The world is completely insane.

01:15 The United States is metric-phobic.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:15 Television will suck in 2030.

03:30 Midnight madness.

 04:30 Oh, college.

 05:30 And there goes the money.

 06:40 It&#039;s not a national debt amount of money.

 07:25 Sam explains the power of a budget.

 08:10 And the child refuses to listen.

 08:30 No one gets to use the fancy shampoo.

 11:30 Sam calls for socialized college.

 12:10 Look, a new rule.

12:50 Quorn - for a fungus, it&#039;s pretty tasty.

14:00 Oh, hi. Sorry for the HIV.

 15:00 Surprisingly unsexy.

 17:00 People know the risks. They just don&#039;t care.

 17:40 Why we can&#039;t have a goat.

 18:25 A little tattoo.

19:20 Something you should not do.

 20:20 Do not get caught in Canada.

 21:20 You&#039;re tiny, get on out of here.

23:15 Girls + webcams = nothing good for the girls.

 23:50 Protect your assets, ladies.

 25:20 How Kim teaches safety.

 26:00 Cleaning up your Facebook.

27:25 How could this go wrong?

 27:50 You should have known better.

 29:10 Girls do not like this.

30:10 Well, this isn&#039;t nice at all.

 31:05 Oh, Marky Mark.

 32:45 You picked the wrong Shamalan movie.

33:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:45 This movie is not for you, kid.

35:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0621 &#8211; Leftovers</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0621-leftovers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0621 &#8211; Leftovers]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will most likely not set your head on fire. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, crazy people. - 00:55 Sometimes,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will most likely not set your head on fire.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, crazy people.

00:55 Sometimes, you get a leftover show.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 A present made of Lego.

 04:00 The AT-AT is the second greatest thing in Star Wars.

 05:25 Lego instructions are not always good for simultaneous work.

 07:00 Stop grabbing!

 08:30 This was needlessly complex.

 09:30 Kim takes a walk.

 11:30 Legoland comes to Dallas.

12:30 The digital life.

 14:30 Look, this lifestyle is very parasitic. Knock it off.

 16:00 Sam contemplates a digital life.

 17:00 Our kids are already sort of moving into this lifestyle.

17:45 When you need money . . .

 18:45 Your kids are not going to be happy about this.

 19:45 Sometimes being a parent will make you crazy.

22:15 When boobs go bad.

 23:30 This must be a seriously awesome set of boobs.

 24:45 The cost of being naked in Dallas - $500.

 27:40 Salve, that&#039;s kind of odd.

28:25 The Big C - very good.

28:35 Weeds - Better than ever.

29:30 Call us - 214.267.989.

20:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0620 &#8211; Gambler</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0620-gambler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0620 &#8211; Gambler]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - sweeter than the sound of jangling slots. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, potential gamblers.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sweeter than the sound of jangling slots.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, potential gamblers.

00:35 How Sam decided on the vacation destination.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

01:50 Yay, it&#039;s time to check in!

 03:40 Please offer an alternative, don&#039;t just blow everything up.

04:40 Please leave me alone, bellhop.

05:20 Oh, look. It&#039;s hot.

06:30 The hotel and casino are nice, but no one knows anything about anything.

07:40 Wow, there are a lot of really old people here. Like, a lot.

 09:25 Don&#039;t fill the whole aisle with your scooter.

10:30 Kim prepares to play her first slot machine.

 10:40 And she breaks it.

 11:45 Kim breaks her second slot machine.

 13:20 Sam tries to explain the problem.

 14:50 Please try harder with your conversational gambits.

 16:10 These machines are roont.

16:45 This is a nice television. So why didn&#039;t you include an HD signal to it?

17:50 This water is crazy.

 18:45 I can&#039;t believe I drank that.

19:00 Never. NEVER order room service.

20:30 Kim gets hit on.

21:20 Advice from professionals.

 22:10 It&#039;s called math, lady.

 23:05 Our slot machine gameplay earned us approximately $.0001 per hour.

23:30 Sam plays poker.

 24:20 Bets make people crazy.

 25:20 You have to push. You really do.

 26:10 And this is how you lose what otherwise seems to be a perfect hand.

27:25 A reasonable breakfast price.

 27:55 This is not a normal muffin side effect.

28:50 Traffic causes people to lose their minds.

 29:50 Something you don&#039;t see every day.

31:30 The final summary.

33:00 Some plans for the future, maybe.

33:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:04 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0619 &#8211; On The Road</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0619-on-the-road/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0619 &#8211; On The Road]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, staycationers. - 00:20 We&#039;re back from our fabulous vacation.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, staycationers.

00:20 We&#039;re back from our fabulous vacation.

01:00 Sam wants to go back to there.

01:30 People, please stop giving credence to this kid.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:30 Old people, stop gambling.

02:50 Vacation decisions are made by proximity.

03:40 Google maps abandons us.

04:40 This trip is never going to start.

 05:20 Thanks, school.

 06:15 There are a lot of cows here.

 06:45 Gangbangers, please to leave the OK sign alone.

 07:25 Two-way service roads are NOT a good idea.

 08:10 We&#039;ll just take this road.

 09:00 This was NOT fun.

 10:20 This mall was clearly ravaged by zombies.

 11:30 This food court is not fun.

 12:20 Every place will be like this soon.

 13:15 Horrifying pictures may or may not be seen here.













 14:00 The Smokehouse II is a pretty decent place to eat.

 16:45 Sam remembers why he left the midwest.

 17:45 Just leave us alone, kids.

19:10 A new way to vacation. Or not.

 21:30 This is just the way it is.

 23:40 Casinos can be depressing.

25:00 Further proof that women are mean.

 25:25 Kim does this frequently.

 26:20 Sam doesn&#039;t care if he&#039;s breathing, just let him sleep.

 27:50 This isn&#039;t normal, Kim.

28:00 The littlest lassie.

 29:30 Collies are hairy.

 30:15 This dog is the terror of the neighborhood.

 32:45 Don&#039;t correct Sam on pronunciation, it makes him cranky.

 33:35 Sam is not nice when playing Starcraft.

34:42 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0618 &#8211; Hazard Pay</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0618-hazard-pay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Vacation; working with kids; make it legal; stripper defense; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back from vacation. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Vacation; working with kids; make it legal; stripper defense; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back from vacation.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Some hotels have a lot of restaurants, but they are never open.

03:10 Thing 3 is kind of clingy these days.

 04:20 At least she&#039;s trying to be helpful.

 04:50 Kids get bored easily.

 05:30 It&#039;s nice to include kids in your projects - but the mayhem is not.

 06:20 Well, this is well and truly broken.

 07:15 Sam never got the hands-on training he needed.

 08:50 It&#039;s even worse when you have to pay to fix things.

09:15 This is not a good way to get back at your boss.

 10:00 A guaranteed way to get arrested.

 11:20 This is how you know the guy does not have kids.

 12:20 Late night television is ridiculous.

 13:15 Infomercials are horrible.

14:15 We can&#039;t fight it, just make it legal.

 15:30 There is a fix to this problem.

 16:30 You do get points for this.

17:00 It&#039;s nice to see strippers taking their job seriously.

 18:50 Sometimes this can be a shock.

 19:45 Stuff - Sam knows it.

 21:10 Here&#039;s how you get even.

 22:15 America is all about strippers who can protest.

 23:30 People are just fed up with everything.

 24:10 Sam has a plan.

 25:10 Reality TV makes people MAD.

27:00 Kim is a jinx.

27:53 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0617 &#8211; The Deluge</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0617-the-deluge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The flood; lungpea; boiled alive; lice ruling; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it will rock you. - 00:15 Welcome back, you know you love it. - 00:50 Sam and new media. - 01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The flood; lungpea; boiled alive; lice ruling; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will rock you.

00:15 Welcome back, you know you love it.

00:50 Sam and new media.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:15 This makes Sam feel warm in his cold heart.

 03:30 This is what Kim sounds like when there&#039;s an emergency.

 04:35 Stop dropping ice on the floor.

 06:10 This ain&#039; no ice cube.

 07:10 That is really a lot of water.

 08:00 Thank goodness we don&#039;t store paper out there.

 08:45 Most sites aren&#039;t very good about helping you.

 10:10 This is what happens when you don&#039;t pay attention to your water heater.

 11:30 Sometimes, you have to get a girl.

 12:30 Why won&#039;t you MOVE.

 13:30 Sam completes the job with his awesome powers.

 14:30 People make things sound big and scary. They usually are not.

16:15 My lung hurts.

 16:45 That&#039;s because you have a vegetable growing in it.

 17:45 Gardening will kill you. For reals.

 18:40 Sam should get paid for this. He really should.

 19:30 An inch and a half is enough to kill you. Think about it.

 20:00 You really do want to know.

21:00 Look, this is not something you need a world champion of.

 22:18 You are in BOILING AIR.

 24:15 People will do anything for a skateboard.

 25:15 This. It&#039;s too hot.

25:40 The worst topic for any parent.

 26:30 We&#039;d prefer if the infested kids stay home. Just saying.

 27:30 No one cares if you get behind, lice boy.

 29:05 It&#039;s an infester!

 30:15 Either way, you will not be popular.

 30:55 Scientists are for sale. This is a fact.

 32:10 Don&#039;t come back until you&#039;re clean.

33:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0616 &#8211; Bound</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0616-bound/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Girl problems; bondage buddy; facebook follies; toetapper; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0616 &#8211; Bound]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Girl problems; bondage buddy; facebook follies; toetapper; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - will warm the cockles of your heart. - 00:15 Welcome back, people who watch sexy movies. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Girl problems; bondage buddy; facebook follies; toetapper; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will warm the cockles of your heart.

00:15 Welcome back, people who watch sexy movies.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 Sam&#039;s problem with the girls.

 02:00 Why must you children fight.

 03:40 JUst GO TO BED.

 04:40 This is too many kids, too late at night.

 06:10 Just say no to this nonsense.

 07:25 Unless someone has died, there&#039;s no reason to make calls at this time.

 08:00 It&#039;s their job. What a horrible job.

10:00 This does not sound like a fun time.

 11:04 You have to think this through a little better, people.

 11:50 A new internet service, just for you.

 12:40 Get a buddy.

 14:50 There&#039;s an app for that.

 15:45 911 Cannot be your bondage buddy.

16:25 Searching for your spouse can be hazardous.

 17:30 this is not tricky.

 18:40 Sometimes, you have to do the right thing.

 19:40 Cheaters cheat. It&#039;s just what they do.

 20:25 It&#039;s easier to get along with someone you are not married to.

 21:00 Men don&#039;t need much of an excuse to behave poorly.

 21:40 Things are different now.

23:15 Toetapper.

 23:50 This is why you don&#039;t want Kim on your jury.

 26:50 Kim got up to shenanigans in school.

 27:50 This story is a little unbelievable.

 29:15 Oh, look. Hands are awesome.

32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:40 Seeya! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0615 &#8211; Spoiled</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0615-spoiled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Spoiled; meat day; milk disaster; radioactive boars; toe biter; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0615 &#8211; Spoiled]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Spoiled; meat day; milk disaster; radioactive boars; toe biter; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - a blast of cheeriness to chase away the blues. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, hamburglars. - 00:35 Kim is, in fact,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Spoiled; meat day; milk disaster; radioactive boars; toe biter; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - a blast of cheeriness to chase away the blues.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, hamburglars.

00:35 Kim is, in fact, spoiled.

01:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 The meat day.

 02:45 2pm is a typical Dallas lunch time.

 03:30 How is this fair?

 04:15 Kim&#039;s stomach is super frail these days.

05:15 This smell - it&#039;s awful.

 06:00 Rancid milk - the smell of death.

 07:20 Well, that&#039;s a good way to make a horrible smell.

 08:20 This is the perfect time to do laundry.

 09:20 Do not buy this kind of phone. Ever.

 10:10 This is a really long time to wait.

 11:35 Sam needs some warning.

12:15 Apparently, you can&#039;t have hypodermics on I-80.

 13:35 This is not a good place to hide needles. Seriousl.

 14:25 No one is going to be happy about this.

 15:50 This is a good job for addicts.

 17:30 Kim vetoes the medicine.

18:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Boars.

 19:10 A boar bounty, if you will.

 20:10 Let&#039;s get some lions in here, all right?

 21:00 Normally, radiation is sterilizing.

 22:00 Make it a challenge.

 22:45 Kim adds one to the crying list.

 23:40 These animals, they are not your friends.

 24:15 What would Bear Grylls do? Cry like a little bitch.

25:10 Thanks, dog.

 26:15 Smells like bacon. Tasty.

 27:10 Stop drinking so much.

 27:40 Strange genetic flaws.

 28:45 This dog is your best friend.

30:00 Yay, Weeds is coming back. And so is Dexter.

31:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:02 Seeya!

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		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0614 &#8211; Support</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0614-support/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 16:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Dead hamster; old and dead; evil tech support; sexy worker ban; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0614 &#8211; Support]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Dead hamster; old and dead; evil tech support; sexy worker ban; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s catchy. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you sassy listeners. - 00:50 The hamster kicks the bucket.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Dead hamster; old and dead; evil tech support; sexy worker ban; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s catchy.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, you sassy listeners.

00:50 The hamster kicks the bucket.

 01:45 Hamster bites are more dangerous to the hamster than to you.

 03:30 How to break the news.

 04:00 Bad news spreads fast in this house.

 05:35 Thing 1 does not approve.

 07:00 It&#039;s dead. Let it go.

 08:30 This new hamster - he&#039;s angry.

09:30 Hey old . . . I mean dead dude.

 10:10 Little lies get out of hand.

 11:20 He&#039;s tired. Leave him alone.

 12:30 Repaying stuff makes no one happy.

 13:15 Honeyed monk meat. Tasty.

14:00 Tech support goes horribly awry.

 15:00 Be more careful with your naked pictures, lady.

 16:30 Blackmail is a nasty thing.

 17:45 Grown people should know better.

 19:00 This is not going to stop with one person.

19:15 Britain bans sexy job ads.

 20:15 When things are tough, people have to make hard choices.

 21:40 It&#039;s not the governments job to restrict your work options.

 23:20 Video sexy chat will change the options available for some people.

 24:50 Modesty can be tricky.

 27:00 There are rules on BB.

29:50 A tip about seitan.

32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

32:15 Keep in mind - things are GOING to change.

33:05 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0613 &#8211; Child&#8217;s Play</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0613-childs-play/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 15:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Tighten it up; birthday party; the switch; mini-Monet; fear of children; blind drivers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0613 &#8211; Child&#8217;s Play]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Tighten it up; birthday party; the switch; mini-Monet; fear of children; blind drivers; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - better than a heat wave. - 00:15 The show - it&#039;s shorter. Deal with it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Tighten it up; birthday party; the switch; mini-Monet; fear of children; blind drivers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than a heat wave.

00:15 The show - it&#039;s shorter. Deal with it.

01:15 Sam has been a dad long enough.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 Sam is not set up for this kind if behavior.

03:15 Birthday parties are never as short or as fun as you would think.

 04:20 So the plan is for a big party.

 05:00 Kim decides to pay for stuff, even when it&#039;s not necessary.

 06:00 This is not a comfortable situation to be in.

 06:45 Door-to-door party invites are kind of difficult.

 07:30 Your party has been delayed by a lack of guests.

 09:00 Sometimes, the venue really cleans house.



 10:20 Kids need to learn to make decisions.

12:50 Kim&#039;s new light.

 13:50 Stop touching the switch.

14:50 Big money, little kid.

 18:25 Why does this cost us so much money?

 19:25 All art is subjective and a pain in the ass.

20:00 Sam needs more horror.

20:30 Helping a kid becomes a fearsome experience.

 21:45 Being a guy is not all fun and games.

 22:55 Neighbors can be aggravating.

 23:50 Communities are stronger online than in the real world.

 25:00 Thing 3 has used up all her words.

25:40 Cars for the blind - a genius idea.

 27:00 How do you think this is going to work, people?

 28:50 Kim genes.

30:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0612 &#8211; Just Gross</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0612-just-gross/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 15:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0612 &#8211; Just Gross]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - brace yourself. - 00:50 Sometimes, the gross stuff just takes over.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - brace yourself.

00:50 Sometimes, the gross stuff just takes over.

01:20 The Colony is a little over the top this year.

04:00 Sam is through with Deadliest Catch. Kim is not.

04:50 How Kim controls things.

 06:00 Scraps that Kim can turn into something amazing.

 07:30 Sam just makes stuff up.

 09:15 This could get messy.

 10:25 It&#039;s time to make MILLIONS.

 11:30 Felt barrettes, so fun.

 12:40 Old school.

13:15 A family adventure. This won&#039;t end well.

 14:30 Sam has chosen his favorite barbecue restaurant and will not go to any others, ever again.

 15:15 This place is neat, but it&#039;s not THAT neat.

 17:15 Thing 3 is not nice.

 18:30 Stairs can be scary. Or not.

 19:50 Why do kids have to be so mean?

 20:10 What not to do when you see a patch of ancient carpet.

 21:30 No, you can&#039;t have my bag. Don&#039;t even ask.

 23:45 People need to just relax.

24:45 Beware the maggots!

 26:30 This seems like it would be really, really messy.

 27:50 Kim is not sympathetic. At all.

 29:00 You really need to be able to trust your partner.

30:00 Further proof the world is on its way to the inevitable end.

 31:30 Fine, blame it on the dog.

 32:50 Just end it all.

 33:50 Kim questions the virility of having an executioner.

34:50 Suing your victims - not a great idea.

 35:30 This would not happen in Texas.

 36:00 True Justice.

37:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

38:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

38:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0611 &#8211; Militarized</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0611-militarized/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 15:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Jaded; babysitting; obsession; fox army; learning to shoot; butt power; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0611 &#8211; Militarized]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Jaded; babysitting; obsession; fox army; learning to shoot; butt power; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Jaded; babysitting; obsession; fox army; learning to shoot; butt power; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Chickens love it. - 00:20 Oh, late night shows. - 00:45 Or the next show. - 00:50 This is not the greatest idea.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Jaded; babysitting; obsession; fox army; learning to shoot; butt power; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Chickens love it.

00:20 Oh, late night shows.

00:45 Or the next show.

00:50 This is not the greatest idea.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 Babysitting - it sucks when it involves an actual baby.

 03:20 Small babies are cranky babies.

 03:50 This is not a good plan.

 04:30 Ladies, make your job easier, please.

 05:20 Babies give you signals.

 07:00 It&#039;s just a nightmare.

 09:30 Unequal division of labor = unequal division of pay.

 11:40 Exposure to babies can change your opinion of babies.

12:15 Shopping with the strange.

 14:30 This does not make people happy.

 16:10 Late night shopping is best for people with this issue.

 17:15 How to make your marriage last longer.

18:50 It&#039;s an army - an army of FOXES.

 20:05 You can&#039;t have too many foxes.

 22:20 The tastiest beer ever.

23:15 Learn to shoot, the American way.

 24:35 This kind of stuff can get a little scary. Or a lot scary.

 26:45 Sam, sadly, is often right about this kind of thing. Which sucks.

28:00 This is a very strange, very awesome story.

 30:15 This is real power.

 31:00 What exactly got touched here?

 32:42 This needs to be investigated.

 33:50 Breaking a bed is a fighting offense.

34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:03 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0610 &#8211; Hostility</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0610-hostility/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Friction; angry book man; second chances; cell phone ban; tough as nails; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s all right. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, game players. - 01:00 Don&#039;t be an NPD in Sam&#039;s world.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Friction; angry book man; second chances; cell phone ban; tough as nails; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s all right.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, game players.

01:00 Don&#039;t be an NPD in Sam&#039;s world.

01:55 Relationship friction.

02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

 04:30 Nothing for us.

 05:30 Thing 2 is a kindle addict.

 06:15 Angry man confronts us.

 07:10 Why are you being so mean to be nice?

 09:30 This is not really helpful, bookstore guy.

 10:50 You&#039;re overdoing it, kid.

 11:30 No one really gives their best anymore, it seems.

12:45 Thing 1 is not a good girlfriend.

 14:30 Ladies, this is not a nice thing to do.

 15:00 On the other hand, this is not a nice thing to ask of someone.

17:20 Thanks for helping the rest of us out. Or not.

 18:50 People need to just do the right thing for once.

 20:10 This is a lot of chances.

 21:15 Nurses are good.

22:50 Who knew prisoners were allowed to have cell phones?

 24:30 Sneaky.

 25:30 This is how much new cell phones cost, anyway.

26:50 Too tough for a doctor.

 27:30 This shouldn&#039;t have even worked.

 28:55 Some animals cause humans to freak out in a not good way.

 31:15 This is a vile circle of life.

 32:30 Some worse cause people to flip out.

 33:50 It&#039;s time to find satisfaction.

35:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0609 &#8211; Outsiders</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0609-outsiders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Zedonks; sweaty and gross; nerdcred; 100,000,000; unjust; genies; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0609 &#8211; Outsiders]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Zedonks; sweaty and gross; nerdcred; 100,000,000; unjust; genies; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 - 00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, adults and zedonks. -  01:10 This can&#039;t be good. -  02:15 If Sam were a zebra . . .</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Zedonks; sweaty and gross; nerdcred; 100,000,000; unjust; genies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, adults and zedonks.

 01:10 This can&#039;t be good.

 02:15 If Sam were a zebra . . .

02:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:00 Teenagers are sweaty and gross. Really sweaty and gross.

 05:10 Maybe band shouldn&#039;t involve tons of injuries.

 07:00 This plan has flaws.

 08:00 It&#039;s not really hygiene, but it&#039;s aesthetics.

 09:50 How is the boy the only clean one?

11:10 Sam loses his nerdcred.

 12:30 This was not as popular as predicted.

 13:30 Sam did not study for this event.

 15:25 There&#039;s no reason to get so upset, dude.

 18:40 Maybe this is better than girls. Or not.

19:10 Oh, look. There are lots of planets just like ours.

 20:30 This is a significant increase.

 21:25 2012 - Probably not really the end of the world. Probably.

 23:15 This is not very scholarly.

 24:10 People would have completely freaked out.

24:45 There is no justice.

 27:15 Just get elected one time. A single time.

 29:45 When did things get so far out of control?

30:50 Attack of the genies!

 33:40 This genie is super strong.

 34:15 Batboy is the best.

35:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:02 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0608 &#8211; Stressors</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0608-stressors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: ACOBP; Census seizer; heart attack; drugged up; bad names; emigrants; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0608 &#8211; Stressors]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: ACOBP; Census seizer; heart attack; drugged up; bad names; emigrants; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as Starcraft. - 00:30 Adult Children of Bad Parents. - 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: ACOBP; Census seizer; heart attack; drugged up; bad names; emigrants; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as Starcraft.

00:30 Adult Children of Bad Parents.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 This is completely voluntary. And by voluntary, we mean mandatory.

 02:25 Hey, you&#039;re not the pizza guy.

 03:50 This is pretty much exactly what the internets are for.

 04:30 We&#039;ll just keep calling. Okay.

 05:50 Oh, look how simple it is.

 07:05 I should not have to pay you to annoy me. That should be free.

10:00 A tragedy in the family.

 11:40 What are we supposed to do about it?

 12:35 I don&#039;t know these people.

 13:30 There is information on the internets. A lot of information.

 15:15 Okay, we get it. You hate us. Fine.

 16:00 There&#039;s no way this can be right.

 17:00 Not really sure how this plays into your rehabilitation. But, whatever.

18:00 A new form of child abuse.

 19:30 Or not.

 20:30 Not all drugs do what you think they do.

 22:30 There has to be some differentiation.

23:25 Look, your name is offensive to us, all right?

 24:50 Control makes things simpler. It also makes things break harder.

 25:50 This accent is not an exaggeration.

27:05 Unemployed? Move to India.

 28:30 Sadly, India is going to shut you down hard soon.

 30:00 There should be a law . . .

 31:00 People should be held to their promises.

 33:50 Things you can&#039;t put in a comic book.

34:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:10 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0607 &#8211; Switches</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0607-switches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0607 &#8211; Switches]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you&#039;re hearing it in your earholes. - 00:15 Welcome back, all of you who hate summer.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you&#039;re hearing it in your earholes.

00:15 Welcome back, all of you who hate summer.

00:59 This is not how you stay cool.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:25 Kim nearly gets run down in the parking lot.

 03:15 Learn to drive with the flow of traffic, please.

 05:30 Maybe you should have been wearing this, dude.

 07:00 Know your limits.

 08:30 How can you see through this, old people?

09:20 Shopping with Thing 3 is a nightmare.

 11:40 This is a crazy number of requirements for socks.

 12:50 Kim finds the holy grail of OCD socks.

 14:15 Choices are ruining kids.

 16:00 What is wrong with sweatpants?

 17:00 Smackdown in the aisles.

 18:00 The make-up solution.

20:35 Rise of the chocolate czar.

 21:40 This is unlikely to work.

 22:40 And here&#039;s why.

 24:15 The final supervillain.

25:05 How to deal with unpleasant fanatics.

 27:50 If you don&#039;t like it, avoid it. It&#039;s easy to do.

 29:15 Sam is right about costumes, by the way.

30:45 How to barter.

 32:15 This is how you learn to trade up.

 33:00 It&#039;s just basic supply and demand.

 34:10 Some people do not value things properly.

37:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0606 &#8211; Upsell</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0606-upsell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0606-upsell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Bank fees; last colon call; full jail; artsy father; hologram Jesus; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0606 &#8211; Upsell]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Bank fees; last colon call; full jail; artsy father; hologram Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, MLM people. -  00:30 This never pays off. Not for anyone.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Bank fees; last colon call; full jail; artsy father; hologram Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, MLM people.

 00:30 This never pays off. Not for anyone.

 01:15 It seems like this COULD be a success. But no.

 01:50 Sadly, not even porn can save some businesses.

 02:10 This doesn&#039;t seem like things that most ladies want to discuss.

 02:50 Let&#039;s all get naked! Or not.

04:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:10 Kim&#039;s bank account makes us cranky.

 05:50 This question is getting tiresome.

 07:30 Five times seems like a lot. A whole lot.

09:30 Kim&#039;s ridiculous trip to the doctor.

 10:15 Every five years isn&#039;t too bad.

 11:00 The pictures of Kim&#039;s colon are a little scary. Or a lot scary.

 11:40 Maybe the doctor got lost.

 12:40 Colon fitness program - that&#039;s new.

 13:50 You, sir, are not a great spokesperson for your workout program.

 15:30 This really doesn&#039;t seem ethical.

 16:15 How is this fair?

17:10 Prison&#039;s full, no punishment for you.

 18:25 Maybe you don&#039;t get treatment, but you should still get jail.

 19:35 Old people are tricksy.

20:30 Bad father. VERY bad father.

 21:25 Not a nice dad.

 22:15 In no way is this art.

 24:05 There are laws. Don&#039;t break them.

25:50 Hologram Jesus.

 26:50 This doesn&#039;t seem very personal.

 27:45 Sam&#039;s rules for church.

 29:45 See, this is very generous.

 32:30 This is not a good idea.

 34:15 This will cause the rest of you problems.

35:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:21 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0605 &#8211; Misunderstood</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0605-misunderstood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Inception; eavesdropper; the leak; wrong direction; tarballs; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not just for breakfast anymore. - 00:30 Sam can&#039;t be friends with Mel Gibson anymore.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Inception; eavesdropper; the leak; wrong direction; tarballs; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s not just for breakfast anymore.

00:30 Sam can&#039;t be friends with Mel Gibson anymore.

 01:10 How can you defend this guy?

01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 Kim draws a line.

03:05 Inception is fantastic. Truly fantastic.

 04:00 There are no times to take a pee in this movie. At all.

 04:50 Boobs could improve almost any movie, though.

 05:50 Oh, Sly.

 07:25 Kim at the movie.

 08:45 Why would you put so much water in a long movie? Meanness.

 11:00 A freaky sky.

 12:00 Sam is roont.

14:00 Thing 3 is paranoid and self-deprecating. Not a good plan.

 15:30 Things are different for our kids.

 16:50 No child needs to go into their parents&#039; room. At all.

 18:15 This is a bonding experience Sam does not want or need.

 19:15 Leave your mother alone while she is sleeping.

20:00 Oh, look, someone knew there was a problem.

 21:00 Sometimes, you have to go over the head of your boss.

 22:00 Being a whistleblower isn&#039;t fun. Being a douchenozzle is worse.

 24:15 Sometimes, things do go horribly awry. But you should still TRY.

26:20 Hey, wait, this is Somalia.

 26:40 Maybe you check this before you start building.

 28:20 This would just be annoying.

30:15 Tarballs - not really good for your scalp and skin.

 32:30 Just go somewhere else to swim.

 33:40 Shark eggs are not nice.

34:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:30 Be attentive to changes. Seriously this time.

36:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0604 &#8211; Blood Bath</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0604-blood-bath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Sharktopus; blood work; foot daggering; brain injector; off-shift death; annointing the kids; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - you could use it as your kick. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, sharktopuses.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Sharktopus; blood work; foot daggering; brain injector; off-shift death; annointing the kids; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you could use it as your kick.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, sharktopuses.

00:50 Just stay with what we know, celebrities.

 02:10 Plastic surgery can make you an alien in your own home.

03:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:30 Thing 3 wants some blood work.

 06:00 Blood tests are sort of easy to do.

 07:20 Once upon a time, blood was not a horrifying fluid.

 08:50 Do not clone a T-Rex, science. You will kill us all.

 10:30 Sam worries about things.

10:45 Kim gets impaled.

 11:30 This is not looking, kid.

 12:15 There is a lesson to be learned here.

 13:15 That has to hurt.

 14:30 Thumb tacks are not needed in the bathroom.

 15:30 There is no yield to ceramic tile.

 16:20 Figure it out, kids. Figure. it. out.

16:50 Impurities. Into your head.

 20:00 Stop messing with the brain. Seriously.

21:40 Do not go to the hospital after or before regular hours.

 23:20 Good delivery rooms are in short supply.

 24:50 Kim nearly died because there weren&#039;t enough nurses to keep an eye on her.

26:00 Hey, kids, it&#039;s time for your daily anointing!

 27:20 I bet if you asked, everyone would have said no.

 28:10 Look, magic oil!

 29:10 Religion in schools is probably a risky proposition.

 30:00 Kim nearly became a basement dweller.

 31:30 Ah, nostalgia.

 32:45 A pro tip for the young folks.

33:50 These tapes are gold.

35:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:55 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0603 &#8211; Sexcapades</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0603-sexcapades/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Expiration dates; polyp report; carjacker; a lesson; lottery luck; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not as nice as a day off. - 00:15 It&#039;s a family podcast. You know. For adults. - 01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Expiration dates; polyp report; carjacker; a lesson; lottery luck; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s not as nice as a day off.

00:15 It&#039;s a family podcast. You know. For adults.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:50 Sam prepares to quit his job.

02:20 The kids are suddenly very concerned with expiration dates.

 03:20 It&#039;s midnight, the fairies made the food bad.

 04:10 Some stores don&#039;t care whether the food is good or bad.

 05:25 Dairy doesn&#039;t try to trick you when it goes bad.

 05:50 Sun screen goes bad. Or does it?

 07:20 Can people please synchronize before Sam loses his mind?

 09:00 We don&#039;t want food to be like inkjet printer ink. Ever.

 09:50 Let&#039;s just trick them.

 10:35 Seitain is indeed, very tasty.

11:30 Butt check.

 11:50 There is apparently a good kind of butt growth.

 12:45 This is the body part with the most traffic.

 13:30 Fistulas are worse than fissures.

 14:50 Antibiotics are not a fix.

16:20 I was carjacked. Wait, I mean, I was having sex.

 17:05 This is how you know you&#039;re doing it right.

 20:15 Never mention this movie, ever again.

20:55 This is how you teach a friend a lesson.

 21:55 Your brain tries to protect you.

 23:00 I walked into a door is not a viable excuse.

 24:00 This is the lesson that was trying to be taught. It is not a good lesson.

25:20 Four lottery wins. That seems fishy.

 26:30 She&#039;s a witch!

 28:30 Things that can be replaced.

 29:20 Sam would be ousted in a heartbeat.

30:30 Call Kim - 214.267.9899.

30:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:55 Don&#039;t forget, buy stuff at our Amazon link. Thanks.

31:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0602 &#8211; Judgement Call</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0602-judgement-call/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Daggering, again; birds; spy eye; silent raids; leg burners; girl power; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0602 &#8211; Judgement Call]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Daggering, again; birds; spy eye; silent raids; leg burners; girl power; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - maybe it&#039;s time for a change. - 00:20 Daggering, it&#039;s not good for anyone. Ever. - 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Daggering, again; birds; spy eye; silent raids; leg burners; girl power; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - maybe it&#039;s time for a change.

00:20 Daggering, it&#039;s not good for anyone. Ever.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 The Family Circle - really stupid, but eerily accurate.

 02:50 Birds are disgusting creatures. For real.

 03:40 This is not the parakeet you&#039;re looking for.

 04:50 Pictures are good to document the horror.

 05:25 This is what happens when your kid does too much yoga.

 06:05 When you grab an injured bird, it probably isn&#039;t going to be happy.

 08:00 Birds - they&#039;re not so smart.

 09:00 Flocks stick together, to peck out your eyes.

11:11 They&#039;ve got their eye on us.

 13:00 You already know all about me. Why are you asking?

 14:30 We&#039;re not exciting, leave us alone.

15:00 These are not the workers you are looking for.

 16:30 You really need to punish the employers.

 18:00 There is some truth here.

 19:50 Sam attempts to bring on the end of times.

20:40 Fire is not your friend.

 23:50 At least it&#039;s the good kind of stump.

 24:50 A mean trick played on Sam.

26:45 Oh, Miley, what have you done?

 27:40 Little girls have more sense than you think.

 28:30 Thing 3 draws a line.

 31:15 Some songs are tricky.

 32:40 Don&#039;t do this. Seriously.

33:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:22 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0601 &#8211; Thinking Cap</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0601-thinking-cap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Bathroom spelunking; hamster hunter; Facebook reunion; blood sport; abuse yourself; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0601 &#8211; Thinking Cap]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Bathroom spelunking; hamster hunter; Facebook reunion; blood sport; abuse yourself; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Bathroom spelunking; hamster hunter; Facebook reunion; blood sport; abuse yourself; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - good for what ails ya. - 00:15 Lamps, how do they work? - 01:30 Oh, Mel. - 03:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Bathroom spelunking; hamster hunter; Facebook reunion; blood sport; abuse yourself; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - good for what ails ya.

00:15 Lamps, how do they work?

01:30 Oh, Mel.

03:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:25 Thing 3 decides to go spelunking.

 06:00 This is not an escape route.

 07:50 Stalls don&#039;t fit like they used to.

 09:30 This is not a good plan. Ever.

 10:15 Girls are gross.

11:50 The hamster hunt.

 13:50 This is not a hamster anyone wants.

 14:35 Research - it&#039;s not as hard as you think, apparently.

 15:55 Why this is a bad precedent.

 17:40 The bargain hamster.

18:50 Sometimes, you don&#039;t want to find people. Or they don&#039;t want you to find them.

 20:10 You can&#039;t always convince people you have changed.

 21:00 No one wants to deal with this.

 21:40 These are not Sam&#039;s real parents.

 22:25 So gross.

 23:30 Sam&#039;s plan for how to raise kids.

23:50 Well, this is a truly horrible idea.

 25:25 A lot. A lot of blood.

 27:00 This would not make you popular.

28:10 Self abuse.

 30:00 Crazy is forever, sadly.

 31:25 There&#039;s nothing wrong with being fodder.

 32:50 Martha on the yard.

33:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0600 &#8211; Exterminated</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0600-exterminated/</link>
		<comments>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0600-exterminated/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The Etsy committee; exterminator; get yours; banker rebound; pet ban; prisoner training; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0600 &#8211; Exterminated]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: The Etsy committee; exterminator; get yours; banker rebound; pet ban; prisoner training; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The Etsy committee; exterminator; get yours; banker rebound; pet ban; prisoner training; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s what you want. - 00:15 Welcome back, people. - 01:05 No more vagina patterns on sheets,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The Etsy committee; exterminator; get yours; banker rebound; pet ban; prisoner training; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s what you want.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

01:05 No more vagina patterns on sheets, please.

01:30 That is a lot of episodes.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 Kim and the exterminator.

 03:00 This is disgusting.

 04:00 Kim demands a certain level of clean.

 05:00 Please stop leaving food on the floor in your room.

 07:00 Giving away clothes.

 08:30 Where you work can greatly affect your demeanor.

09:30 Sam despairs.

 10:45 It&#039;s not pessimism, it&#039;s reality.

 12:40 If Kim were a crab fisherman . . .

14:00 Good to work for the banks, I guess.

 15:40 The big picture is not a pretty picture.

 16:50 It&#039;s good for them, not good for you.

 18:30 Take a stand.

19:00 Pet purchase ban.

 22:00 Old cats are not always nice.

 23:50 No more exotic pets.

 24:10 Sam has a plan.

25:35 Using prisoners for training.

 26:35 Protecting your own.

 28:15 Learn your lesson.

 29:10 Sniper justice.

29:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

30:48 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0599 &#8211; Birthing</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0599-birthing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Uterine zapper; family night out; sparkles; unhappy parents; spying; justice; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0599 &#8211; Birthing]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Uterine zapper; family night out; sparkles; unhappy parents; spying; justice; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - like brains to a zombie. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know you love it. - 00:50 Multiples are ova.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Uterine zapper; family night out; sparkles; unhappy parents; spying; justice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like brains to a zombie.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know you love it.

00:50 Multiples are ova.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 Family night out is very expensive.

 03:50 Sam is a Skittles bigot.

 04:30 Fizzy Skittles = disgusting.

 05:30 This really seems like a mistake.

 07:05 Now we&#039;re stuck with a giant bag of gross.

10:00 The rainstorm from hell.

 10:40 Kim and Thing 1have trouble using their phones.

 11:40 Gas station etiquette.

 14:10 Kim and the girls get drenched.

 15:15 Despicable Me was pretty good.

16:35 Why we were late for the movie.

18:15 Kids are not a happiness magnet.

 19:50 Happiness is a funny thing.

 20:50 Women do like to shop.

 22:00 Kids need to know their place in the universe.

 22:50 This is a myth, and Sam is right.

24:50 Perfect Citizen - how can this go wrong? 

 25:40 The name is not trustworthy.

 28:45 This is how it starts.

30:15 Justice at last.

 31:25 That would be a lot of music.

 33:00 They go after the weak, like coyotes.

35:35 Thing 1 has terrible taste in music.

38:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

38:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

39:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0598 &#8211; Gray Matters</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0598-gray-matters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Shopping; the rage; conduct disorder; marriage avoidance; burning motivation; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. (...)Read the rest of Episode 0598 &#8211; Gray Matters]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Shopping; the rage; conduct disorder; marriage avoidance; burning motivation; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - soothing, yet invigorating. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Shopping; the rage; conduct disorder; marriage avoidance; burning motivation; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - soothing, yet invigorating.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world.

01:10 Barbecue is so much better than vegetarian chili.

01:20 Kim is starting to see the light.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Thing 2 goes shopping. Sort of.

 02:30 Sam does not approve of buying clothes for Thing 1.

 03:20 These really are unmentionable to Thing 2.

 04:10 Padding seems out of control these days.

 04:45 This conversation has to end.

 05:45 Sudden embarrassment.

 06:15 People need to get over their issues.

08:00 Thing 1 on a rampage.

 10:25 This is not a good time.

 11:30 Sam no longer cares.

 12:30 There is a limit.

13:30 Oh, look - teenagers with brain damage.

 14:15 And now we know you&#039;re damaged.

 15:50 Boys are generally aggressive, it&#039;s what they are.

 17:20 Oh, they&#039;ll scan kids for this, guaranteed.

18:50 This lady really does not want to get married.

 20:45 Well, this could be a nightmare.

 21:50 This lets the light in.

23:15 Let&#039;s get motivated!

 23:30 Or get the hell burned out of us!

 25:58 Your boss never really wants you getting motivated.

 27:50 Kim has tough feet. Very tough.

 30:10 Shoes would save Kim a lot of pain.

31:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

31:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:58 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0597 &#8211; Nightmares</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0597-nightmares/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Robots; moths; nightmares; hair jam; ear shields; texters; JB in the NK; bad pictures; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music - the other white meat. - 00:30 The nightmares are beginning. - 00:50 The beast has woken.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Robots; moths; nightmares; hair jam; ear shields; texters; JB in the NK; bad pictures; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - the other white meat.

00:30 The nightmares are beginning.

00:50 The beast has woken.

01:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:25 Robots are for winter, more than summer.

02:55 The girls have lost their minds.

 03:55 Stop freaking out over bugs.

 04:25 The giantess moth ever.

 05:00 Oh, but this one is in the house. Oh, noes.

 06:30 Just listen and get rid of the moth.

 08:10 This is way too late/early to deal with a moth.

 08:45 Parenting fail.

 09:30 Contact therapy.

09:35 What is up with the nightmares?

 10:40 Tofu chili is good.

 11:05 Don&#039;t try to trick me.

 12:00 Managing expectations is key.

 12:40 This is scary.

 13:50 Kim is a little off now.

 14:30 Eating is a challenge for Kim, now.

15:30 This is not good.

 16:00 It is not food.

 17:11 What kind of hair?

 18:00 Welcome back, Arthur.

 19:30 Return of the monarchs.

22:10 Ear shields.

24:10 Idiots are still texting while driving.

 24:20 Even moms.

 25:15 The red light is not a safe zone.

 27:15 This is all you should be allowed to do while driving.

28:10 JB in the NK.

 28:40 The internet is not your friend.

 29:30 This haircut is ridiculous.

 30:45 Stop making words senseless.

33:15 Don&#039;t be mad if your picture is bad. You made it bad.

35:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

36:14 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0596 &#8211; The Third Kind</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0596-the-third-kind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The procedure; drunk trade; bong baby; good kids; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s here for you. - 00:25 The invasion is over. - 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. - 00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The procedure; drunk trade; bong baby; good kids; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It&#039;s here for you.

00:25 The invasion is over.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 And now comes the time for the plunging.

 02:15 Who knew you could be disappointed by this procedure.

 02:35 The shocking disappointment.

 03:10 To be fair, this is not Kim&#039;s fault and was beyond her control.

 04:30 This is not a nice thing to put in the waiting room.

 05:15 What is wrong with you, dude.

 06:10 Stop talking to me.

 06:50 When your hand is small, needles look huge.

 07:45 Relax, dude.

 08:45 You should know something about your medical history.

 11:10 If this all took place in 15 minutes . . .

 11:30 I really wish I could just not show up for work.

 12:45 Just let people know, assmunch.

 13:50 This is how you put yourself out of work.

 14:40 Where you don&#039;t want to be.

 15:30 This is the best job.

 16:15 Here comes the sleepy juice.

 16:45 This is now how you want to go to sleep.

 17:15 And now it&#039;s over.

 17:55 This is now what Sam was told.

 18:25 Kim wakes up pretty fast.

 19:25 Well, that&#039;s in appropriate.

 21:20 A little cleanup, please.

 22:05 Paging Dr. Douchebag.

 22:45 This is not the right diagnosis.

 23:30 Thanks for the removal.

 24:30 I&#039;m not a doctor, so some explanation is in order.

26:30 Drunk trading!

 27:30 This is not a good way to work.

 30:55 These guys never learn.

31:50 Not a nice way to raise a baby.

 32:20 The kid is getting high.

 32:45 Even if the baby is not stoned, you clearly are.

 33:30 Just stop.

 35:20 Flaming hot cheetos are not for babies.

36:00 You can influence your kids.

 37:37 Don&#039;t crack down too hard.

 38:50 Just be open with your kid.

 40:25 Don&#039;t be too strict, either.

44:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

44:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

45:20 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0595 &#8211; Enduring</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0595-enduring/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Prep time; staying busy; endless setlist; oil shenanigans; disappearing girl; daring girl; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It will take your mind off of things. - 00:15 Kim is clean as a whistle. - 01:15 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Prep time; staying busy; endless setlist; oil shenanigans; disappearing girl; daring girl; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will take your mind off of things.

00:15 Kim is clean as a whistle.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 Kim does not like probing, by aliens or otherwise.

 02:30 It&#039;s the nerves, as much as anything.

 02:45 It was a precautionary, voluntary proceure.

 03:30 There are not a lot of clear foods.

 04:00 This was a lot of medicine.

 04:45 It will make you explode. And not in a good way.

 05:45 Why can&#039;t they make a medicine that does not taste like crap?

 06:30 It is like magic. Black magic.

07:30 Kim decides to stay busy to keep her mind off things.

 08:20 This is not a recommended way to be productive.

 08:50 Again, just too much medicine.

 09:25 You can&#039;t sleep when you&#039;re pooping.

 09:50 Now everything has to be timed.

 10:40 If you don&#039;t eat, where does the poop come from?

12:10 The endless setlist is pain.

 12:45 85 songs is a significant time investment.

 13:25 Don&#039;t make this difficult, kid.

 13:50 20 songs in, things are going pretty well.

 14:30 This is not a good thing to do, kid.

 15:10 No one&#039;s twisting your arm, here.

 16:15 There&#039;s a blood clot fear.

 16:30 Fail. Epic fail.

 18:35 These songs just suck.

 19:15 The final failure.

 20:15 This is not really a game anymore.

20:55 BP is fishy.

 21:20 Oh, you&#039;re sneaky.

 22:25 We&#039;ll just hide it.

 23:30 This is not true.

 23:50 Why isn&#039;t anyone watching?

 24:45 Sam is a flip flopper with regards to Apple.

26:45 Disappearing girl is reappearing.

 27:35 This all started as fun and games.

 29:00 This would make you paranoid.

 29:45 It is not worth it. In any way.

30:30 Daring girl.

 31:25 Now you&#039;re scared.

 31:50 The midwest work ethic.

 32:35 Caves - not the safest place to be.

 34:20 Punishment is going to be dealt.

34:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:27 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0594 &#8211; Countdown</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0594-countdown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 22:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Probe prep; ulterior motives; spies; bayonettes; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just because. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people who no longer care about things. - 00:45 Sam gets no credit for his dieting ways.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Probe prep; ulterior motives; spies; bayonettes; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just because.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people who no longer care about things.

00:45 Sam gets no credit for his dieting ways.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:15 Anyone can get a kindle book now, you don&#039;t have to have a kindle.

02:45 Kim prepares to prepare for the probing.

 03:35 A liquid diet.

 04:00 This is not really a food color.

 04:35 The purge is on the horizon.

 05:15 This is indeed explosive in your guts.

 05:30 You would think there was nothing left.

 06:00 Your intestines hide things.

 06:35 Kim is not as cranky as she could be.

 07:25 Sam does not want to see this.

 09:20 Sam recovers a repressed memory.

 10:00 This is not nice.

11:25 Sam manages to keep everything alive.

 11:50 Thing 3 does all the work, somehow.

 12:30 This is not how you wash the dishes.

 14:00 The truth comes out.

 14:35 Kim encourages pay for work.

 15:35 Rise of the coupon book.

15:50 Oh, noes, spies!

 16:20 No moose or squirrel.

 16:50 This is not the same as being a spy.

 17:30 Hot spies are a marketable commodity.

 18:00 Spies are really sneaky.

 19:00 This should not be surprising.

 19:50 This is not really the spy group you&#039;re looking for.

21:45 Hey, granny, how ya doin&#039;?

 22:15 Pills are confusing.

 22:40 Wait. What?

 23:30 That is threatening.

 24:15 This is not safe.

 25:25 This seems to be an error in communication.

 26:00 Kim lays down the law.

 27:45 Sometimes, you gotta shoot a dog.

 28:45 THis dog is out of control.

29:15 THis has no business in a stroller.

 30:20 If I only had a bike.

 31:45 People are dumb.

 33:10 This is not nice.

 35:40 Not a nice night&#039;s sleep.

 37:30 How to deal with old age.

37:59 Call us - 214.267.9899.

38:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

39:36 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0593 &#8211; Academic</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0593-academic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 15:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Starving Kim; college orientation; sororitize; hockey suit; too fat to ride, again; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899. -  - 00:00 Theme music. It eases the cravings. - 00:15 Welcome back, starvers. - 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Starving Kim; college orientation; sororitize; hockey suit; too fat to ride, again; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It eases the cravings.

00:15 Welcome back, starvers.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 The actual purpose of this may be to cause a prolapse.

 02:10 Sugar the toilet bowl to avoid problems.

03:10 Kim and Thing 1 battle traffic to go to orientation.

 03:50 It&#039;s rain, not the apocalypse.

 04:30 It&#039;s kind of big, and hard to miss.

 05:00 Construction detours can really mess with your GPS.

 06:15 Give people time to pee.

 06:50 A half hour is a good break.

 08:10 Do some recon, kid.

 08:45 Kim doesn&#039;t need this remedial crap.

 10:15 Crap, group therapy ambush.

12:30 Sorority girl.

 13:10 It&#039;s not that much of a commitment.

 14:35 This sorority is not for you, kid.

 15:15 Pictures say a lot.

 15:45 Not all girls like other girls.

 16:40 The kid is easily influenced.

17:45 Suing when your kid sucks.

 18:15 Irreparable damage, I tell you!

 18:55 Even in Canada, hockey cannot be this important.

 19:45 Not everyone is good at what they want to be good at.

 20:45 Tryouts teach you a lot.

 22:00 We&#039;re not paying to suck. It&#039;s not that kind of team.

 22:45 These guys were turned down for everything.

23:30 You must be this skinny to ride the wizard.

 23:55 An admirable goal.

 25:35 It&#039;s a safety issue, see? 

 26:25 Once you lose the weight, you&#039;ll get new interests.

 28:15 Corners have been cut.

29:00 Vampires!

30:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

30:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

31:02 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0592 &#8211; Moving On</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0592-moving-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Deadliest catch; the end of parenting; work for it; vaccine cost; internet denial; laborers; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! - 00:00 Theme music. Because you asked for it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Deadliest catch; the end of parenting; work for it; vaccine cost; internet denial; laborers; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!

00:00 Theme music. Because you asked for it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, friends and neighbors.

00:45 Sam jokes, because he&#039;s ascared.

01:50 Teach your kid to read.

02:35 That&#039;s enough of the Deadliest Catch. It&#039;s as good as it will ever be.

03:15 Sam is not sure what he&#039;ll miss about parenting.

 03:30 There is something good about pretty much all kids.

 04:25 You cannot coordinate with teenagers.

 05:25 You have to wean yourself off of kids.

 06:30 The joys of freedom.

 07:25 Keep your identity, parents. Keep it.

 08:10 Teenagers make their parents mad to make the end easier.

08:30 Your Baby Can Read. Honest.

09:10 Kim cuts off the money train.

 09:45 They have things they want to do, but want us to pay for them.

 10:45 That&#039;s too much money for kids.

 11:20 Slave driver Kim.

 13:15 Movies are way too expensive.

 13:45 Lower prices = more tickets = more money.

14:30 Whooping cough epidemic - wow, we totally could have avoided this.

 15:40 People may not remember how bad this stuff was.

 18:10 Sorry, it&#039;s no longer a choice.

 19:10 Insurance companies need to stop being douches.

20:15 Pakistan starts filtering the internets.

 20:50 If the people want to be religious, they will be. Or not.

 21:50 The new plan for global peace and prosperity.

 23:20 The internet is offensive - if you care, don&#039;t use it.

 24:15 Forcing people to be religious never works. Look it up.

 25:35 Well, how could this go wrong?

25:00 Yes, we can do your jobs.

 26:00 When times are good, we don&#039;t want to. But in tough times, yeah, we&#039;ll do it.

 27:00 This is not going to change the price of apples.

 27:40 You don&#039;t have insurance, but we do fix you for free. So . . .

 29:15 We are good at figuring out easy ways to do things.

 30:10 You are not going to stop this.

32:30 Sam misses the old days.

 33:30 This is an experiment that will never work out.

33:55 Call us - 214.267.9899

34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:35 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Episode 0591 &#8211; Pretty Girl Syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music. It is what it is.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

01:00 Stop listening to this show, children.

01:45 These are not quirks, they are crazies.

 02:30 There&#039;s no reason to tell people these kinds of things.

 03:00 We&#039;re not all the same.

 03:45 It is not the tools that make the writer.

 04:35 Nothing is happening to you, kid.

 05:20 Journals can be cool looking.

 06:40 The &#039;sound&#039; of a book is not really important. At all.

 08:00 This will catch up to you in college.

08:45 Teach your baby to read, and maybe to write.

10:15 The pretty girl discount is a powerful thing.

 11:30 Crazy shopping.

 12:15 Well this doesn&#039;t seem normal.

 13:40 This is not normally something you want.

 15:00 Oh, look, you&#039;re pretty so it&#039;s free.

19:25 The reward for being nice.

 22:00 Sam can&#039;t be your friend now.

 22:40 We&#039;re not even out of things we can do with humans yet.

 23:15 Where is the security in all this.

 23:50 This would make most parents very angry.

25:15 This is important to know.

 26:25 This is probably not going to escape.

 27:50 You really cannot tell just by looking.

 29:40 Condoms, people. Use them.

 30:50 It probably will not become an epidemic anymore than it already is.

32:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:06 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0590 &#8211; Conflicts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Summer drift; bird attack; Facebook attack; no more friends; the balance issue;Â  ;call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - almost as good as a straight flush....</itunes:subtitle>
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Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music - almost as good as a straight flush.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, it&#039;s just for you.

01:00 Kim has no appreciation for Sam&#039;s ideas.

01:30 There are too many conflicts in this house.

01:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:50 The summer drift.

 04:50 Snapping the kids back into shape.

 05:30 Punishments are the way to fix things.

 06:30 This is why Kim has to do everything herself.

 07:10 Mom gets played by the kids.

 07:50 Sam has a fairy tale.

08:00 Teach your baby to read before it&#039;s too late.

09:00 When the cool vest becomes too hot for words.

09:40 Kim and the girls enjoy the park.

 12:15 Beware the birds, girls.

 13:45 The car fetish bird.

 15:24 Bird ambush.

 16:15 When you can snatch the goose from my hand . . .

17:15 Kim protests the news.

17:50 Facebook - where the fights start.

 18:30 The internet is everywhere, but your kids don&#039;t need to be on it.

 19:20 Because we don&#039;t insult people enough, they don&#039;t have a tolerance for it.

 20:30 This is not an internet problem, it&#039;s a people suck problem.

 21:30 For most people, fighting is not fun, it&#039;s a learning experience.

22:50 Friends. Who needs them?

 24:30 If you don&#039;t have friends, there may be something wrong with you.

 25:30 Parents should really take a stand on this.

 26:30 Depriving kids of this learning experience is brutal. 

28:50 Work/life balance - not just for girls anymore.

 29:30 Men get the shaft in relation to family time at work.

 31:25 Babies are hard on the whole family.

 32:00 Your actions affect others. Learn that.

 32:50 What? Kim cursed!

 33:50 It&#039;s always the weekend for Kim in the summertime.

35:42 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0589 &#8211; Restricted Access</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0589-restricted-access/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Deadwasher; dirty pool; work/life; realy illegal; the Axe; pretty sperms; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music - the other white meat.

00:15 Welcome back, money pit fans.

01:00 Kim ponders the procedure.

 01:30 It&#039;s not your butt you should be concerned about.

 02:25 Kim is not great with anesthetic.

03:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:45 This is not a sound you want your dishwasher to make.

 04:35 Kim is not happy when doing this kind of research.

 05:05 The breakdown.

 05:50 This sounds pretty expensive.

 06:40 Kits are a rip off.

 07:40 This is kind of an expensive housecall.

 08:30 This kid does not know how to wash dishes. Parenting fail.

09:00 Teach your kid to read. Now.

10:50 Thing 1 gets a harsh lesson in life.

 11:20 A simple solution to a privacy issue.

 12:20 Thing 1 complains about work.

 12:50 This is not a great way to keep up on your work.

 14:10 Do not swim in dirty pools unless you want to die.

 15:30 This is a fun sucker.

 16:20 Kim is the meanest wife ever.

16:35 Nebraska gets in on the action.

 17:45 This problem has a simple solution.

 18:45 Let&#039;s reciprocate, shall we?

 20:45 If it&#039;s good enough for the president, it should be good enough for us.

22:25 This does not sound like fun.

 23:25 This should come with a warning of some type.

 24:25 No one should complain about this technology.

 25:40 Sam is not the first person to think of this.

 26:00 Let&#039;s make this a little more proactive.

 26:45 Thing 1 misses the twist.

 27:10 Sam probably shouldn&#039;t be as offended as he is.

 28:40 Resistance is futile. And painful.

29:20 Where to get your pretty sperms.

 30:00 Even uglies like pretties.

 31:00 This may actually be an important question.

 31:40 There are hidden genetic dangers.

 32:30 Many examples disprove this theory.

34:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:08 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0588 &#8211; Fessing Up</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0588-fessing-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 15:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Restricted; broken fan issue; dancing queen; wax off; dry wall coverup; lying men; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s a game changer.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Restricted; broken fan issue; dancing queen; wax off; dry wall coverup; lying men; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s a game changer.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all of you unicorn eaters.

00:55 Sam does not believe that not eating meat will make him feel better.

01:40 Come clean, people. Seriously.

02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:20 Sam really does like his new phone.

03:40 Who broke the fan?

 05:30 The secret is revealed.

 06:15 Oh, so that&#039;s how it happened.

 06:30 There&#039;s no sense correcting this misconception.

 07:30 It&#039;s not like it can&#039;t be fixed, it&#039;s just no EASY to fix.

 07:50 In the olden days, everyone paid.

08:35 Make your kids smart - teach them to read.

09:50 Thing 1 tries to be grower.

 10:45 You cannot go here, kid. I don&#039;t care what the law is.

 12:25 You do not smoke, why would you go here?

 14:00 This is how cool my kid is.

 14:50 Other secrets our kids kept.

15:30 Why men should not wax.

 16:45 Do not let someone pull off your balls.

 18:35 It does heal pretty quickly, but it does not feel good.

 20:15 No man should do this. Ever. Never. Ever.

22:00 Oh, look, it&#039;s a dry wall coverup. 

 23:00 Someone needs to pay for this foolishness.

 24:00 This guy looks like a real scapegoat.

 25:00 Apparently there was a meeting we didn&#039;t know about.

 26:20 Florida takes a stand.

28:00 Men think they share family responsibilities 50/50 with their wives.

 28:45 Oh, but they lied.

 29:50 This makes time drag.

 30:50 Get an agreement in place, people.

 31:45 We prioritize things differently.

 33:20 There are some phases that are more fun than others.

36:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:30 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0587 &#8211; Plants of Doom</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Meanness; poison ivy; going meat light; heads on a plane; action star; pet laws; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music. It will not teach your baby to read.</itunes:subtitle>
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00:00 Theme music. It will not teach your baby to read.

00:30 Kim is not as nice as you might think.

 01:10 Kim&#039;s mom likes to keep the house hot and dry.

 01:45 The Venus Flytrap gets all the meats.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:20 Poison ivy is not nice to have in your ear holes.

 03:10 Sam is not really affected by poison ivy. Kim, however, nearly dies.

 03:50 Do this if you think you might have poison ivy.

 04:45 These juices can dry out and then lie in wait.

 05:45 How to treat your poisoned skin.

 06:40 This can help your kids get through it.

 07:20 Recognize the danger before it&#039;s too late.

07:50 If you teach your baby to read, they can avoid these dangers.

 09:20 DO NOT BURN POISON IVY.

10:45 Sam was once the prime carnivore.

 11:35 Turkey burgers are simply disgusting.

 12:45 When you like a lot of things you don&#039;t need as much meat.

 13:50 No matter what Sam did, this thing had no flavor at all.

 14:55 You have to just quit, sometimes.

 15:50 Sam will get his flavor needs met elsewhere.

 16:45 We&#039;re not going vegan, we&#039;re going meat light.

 17:30 Starting a menu is too hard.

 17:50 Healthy food can be a scam. A BIG scam.

 18:45 Tofu looks nasty. Just NASTY.

 20:05 Sometimes, you just have to get used to a horrible idea and move on.

 22:25 Every upside has a downside.

23:00 This is now how you should ship a human head.

 23:45 This will blow your mind.

 25:00 Sam thought the wrong part of Motel Hell was fake.

25:50 Your head, use it.

 26:30 Life is not an action movie.

 27:10 You&#039;re not really smart until you&#039;re 30.

 28:00 Admitting your stupid is the first step.

 28:45 A train isn&#039;t as scary as a semi.

 29:45 Wait for the twist.

 30:40 This is NOT a good idea.

31:20 More laws are not what we need.

 32:30 This is why no one will help lost animals now.

 34:00 Sam changes sides. Sort of.

34:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

37:38 Seeya!

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		<title>Episode 0586 &#8211; Progress</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Flying water spiders; career choices; arcade death; contractual beating; hot gas; pickle juice; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know you like it. ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Flying water spiders; career choices; arcade death; contractual beating; hot gas; pickle juice; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music - you know you like it.

00:15 Welcome, welcome.

01:00 What the hell are these spiders doing in my pool?

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:50 Sam doesn&#039;t want the house full of idiots when he&#039;s trying to work.

 05:10 When teens go see a military recruiter, things can get dicey.

 06:05 Thing 1 knows she can&#039;t handle a long-distance relationship.

 07:20 You shouldn&#039;t do this unless you REALLY want to.

 08:00 If you don&#039;t take the ASVAB, you&#039;re not really ready for the military.

 09:00 A plan, you need one these days.

 10:00 Thing 1 takes matters into her own hands.

12:30 Teach your kid to read and avoid these problems.

13:50 A part of Sam&#039;s childhood just died.

 15:10 What Sam learned at arcades.

 16:35 Restaurants are not arcades. Bowling alleys might be, but maybe not.

17:35 This contract says I get to beat you up.

 19:00 This is what happens when stupid people watch Law and Order.

 20:25 Pregnancy changes men. Not always in a good way.

21:35 Bounty Hunter for Jesus.

 22:35 He was probably pretty close to where he needed to be.

 24:00 There are probably hundreds of bounty hunters all over Pakistan.

 25:30 Whatever, Sam&#039;s not up on his geography.

26:00 Hot gas is a huge ripoff.

28:50 Pickle juice - apparently not as gross as we thought.

 30:05 This is not much of a test.

 31:00 The food limits are pretty harsh.

 32:30 You never know what this might be useful for.

32:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

32:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:48 Seeya!

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		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0585 &#8211; Evolution</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0585-evolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Brushes for the inside; new phones; internal problems;  bad organs; lightning Jesus; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0585 &#8211; Evolution]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Brushes for the inside; new phones; internal problems;  bad organs; lightning Jesus; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Brushes for the inside; new phones; internal problems;Â  bad organs; lightning Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s awesome.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Brushes for the inside; new phones; internal problems;Â  bad organs; lightning Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s awesome.

00:15 Welcome back, we missed you.

00:30 This term is gender neutral.

 01:30 Fine, so a brush isn&#039;t a good idea.

02:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:55 Please teach your babies to read. Please.

04:00 This is why you&#039;ll all get iPhones on other carriers before Sam.

 04:55 You can get anything on launch day, you just have to be diligent.

 06:00 Why Kim is irritated with her new phone.

 07:20 This is what happens when you don&#039;t listen to your dad.

 09:45 How Kim decides to ruin a phone.

 10:50 Sam is not going to hunt down anymore phones for anyone else.

11:00 This is a pain that will linger.

 13:30 The less pleasant a test is, the cheaper it will be.

 15:00 Sam wants to be supportive. But he also wants to eat ribs.

 17:25 Who is vegan by choice?

 18:00 There will be more to come. Oh, yes.

 20:00 Kim is pretty nervous about the preparations for this.

24:00 This doesn&#039;t seem like a good candidate for organ donation.

 28:00 Maybe you don&#039;t wait for sparkling clean organs.

 30:00 No kid needs to be in the doctor&#039;s office for this.

31:00 This is not the smartest way to get the treatment you need.

 34:00 Sam has an answer for you.

 35:30 This is not a good plan, but Sam&#039;s not known for thinking things through.

36:30 Jesus disapproves of your idol.

 39:30 If you are a true believer, how is it that you don&#039;t listen to the message?

41:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

41:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

42:48 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Plugged in Parenting</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/plugged-in-parenting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New York Times published an article (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/10/garden/10childtech.html?pagewanted=1) that struck a nerve with a lot of tech-savvy parents. The gist of the article is this: parents who spend a lot of time tuned into their Internet-connected devices are harming their children. Aside from the obvious hazards of texting while driving (you are such an asshole [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The New York Times published an article (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/10/garden/10childtech.html?pagewanted=1) that struck a nerve with a lot of tech-savvy parents. The gist of the article is this: parents who spend a lot of time tuned into their Internet-connected devices are harming their children. Aside from the obvious hazards of texting while driving (you are such an asshole for doing that, just between the two of us), she may have a bit of a point.</p>
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		<title>Episode 0584 &#8211; Nonsense</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0584-nonsense/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 14:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show:  Crossroads; pool crusher; oddities; the odd couple; fornicator; familial relations; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0584 &#8211; Nonsense]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show:  Crossroads; pool crusher; oddities; the odd couple; fornicator; familial relations; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
<p>Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with <a title="RWTY Sponsor" href="http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast" target="_blank">Your Baby Can Read!</a></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show:Â  Crossroads; pool crusher; oddities; the odd couple; fornicator; familial relations; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music. Just for you.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show:Â  Crossroads; pool crusher; oddities; the odd couple; fornicator; familial relations; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

00:15 The crossroads of Sam&#039;s life.

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

03:00 Sam defeats the pool.

 04:40 The pool will turn on you in a heartbeat.

 05:15 Just die, trees. Please.

 06:10 This is not a pool, it&#039;s a pond.

 07:20 You really should not have to clean a pool when you&#039;re a guest.

 08:10 Who knew the lake was kind of dirty?

09:00 Teach your kids to read, before someone else does.

09:50 There is something weird going on here.

 11:00 What is the deal with this blanket?

 12:30 This is actually a helpful ghost.

 13:30 How did that get there? Magic!

 14:45 How would you lose this?

15:45 Oh, Bobby.

 17:50 This is not the way to handle things.

 18:40 Sometimes, you just have to admit what you&#039;ve done wrong.

 19:50 Break your meal down.

20:20 Don&#039;t break the commandments.

 21:30 If you have religious schools, you have to allow them to have religious rules.

 23:40 This does not get you extra god points

 24:00 Sam has plans.

 24:45 An unusual protest.

 25:30 Some things are just impossible.

26:50 How to make a family faster.

 28:00 Here&#039;s the rule.

 28:25 And here&#039;s how you get around the rule.

 29:40 How do you keep track of who has had the milk?

 30:55 Five times. That&#039;s the magic number.

 33:10 Just leave it behind.

 34:00 How religion makes people poor. And then keeps them that way.

 35:30 This is the next step.

36:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:32 Seeya!

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		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0583 &#8211; Reality</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0583-reality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 14:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Apartment shopping; hexahedron; hard lessons; HIVupuncture; labor robbers; making it illegal; ;call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0583 &#8211; Reality]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Apartment shopping; hexahedron; hard lessons; HIVupuncture; labor robbers; making it illegal; ;call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
<p>Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with <a title="RWTY Sponsor" href="http://www.yourbabycan.com/podcast" target="_blank">Your Baby Can Read!</a></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Apartment shopping; hexahedron; hard lessons; HIVupuncture; labor robbers; making it illegal; ;call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Apartment shopping; hexahedron; hard lessons; HIVupuncture; labor robbers; making it illegal; ;call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music. It starts up your groove thing.

00:25 Everyone is welcome, even for douchebags.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899

00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:55 Thing 1 goes apartment shopping.

 01:50 Ah, the price of being a grown up.

 02:30 Some days, you need Nintendo time.

 03:00 Sam bans the boy from the pool.

 04:45 A harsh life lesson about to be learned.

 06:30 Maybe Thing 1 needs more responsibility to figure it out.

08:45 Teach your baby to read. NOW.

10:15 Hexahedron - it&#039;s very cool.

 11:20 These wooden blocks are too heavy to throw.

 12:50 Kim does not preempt a dangerous situation.

14:50 This is not going to make Sam happy. At all.

16:10 Acupuncture - now with 100% more HIV.

 17:10 It&#039;s hard to be 100% sure about anything.

 20:00 Kim is not looking forward to going to the doctor.

 20:50 Sam is often mocked for his problems.

21:35 Slave labor robbers.

 23:25 Texas has some pretty special home defense laws.

 24:20 There is no correlation here. Sam needs a gun.

25:50 Another law to make illegal aliens unhappy.

 27:10 Why other states will follow Arizona.

 28:20 Guess what, you&#039;re already breaking the law.

 30:20 It&#039;s too bad the Change never happened.

32:40 Movie stars will fix everything if we just give them a chance.

34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:15 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0582 &#8211; Lessons</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0582-lessons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 23:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RWTY_Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show:  Mean girl; bike rider; phone search; helicoptering; lost at sea; gamers and old ;call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0582 &#8211; Lessons]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show:  Mean girl; bike rider; phone search; helicoptering; lost at sea; gamers and old ;call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show:Â  Mean girl; bike rider; phone search; helicoptering; lost at sea; gamers and old ;call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - it will rock your socks with a chai...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show:Â  Mean girl; bike rider; phone search; helicoptering; lost at sea; gamers and old ;call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music - it will rock your socks with a chainsaw and a stick of butter.

00:15 Kim is very mean today - but welcome back, anyway.

01:20 The girls in Kim&#039;s family are all vikings.

 02:25 Kim&#039;s mom probably does not do this. Probably.

02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 Thanks sponsors - especially Your Baby Can Read.

03:00 Sam is actually the one who taught this kid how to ride. 

 03:30 Why Kim doesn&#039;t divorce Sam.

 04:30 Sam is not the bad guy here. Seriously.

 05:45 Kim teaches everyone to ride a bike.

 07:00 Target fixation is not nice.

 09:00 No helmet, no riding. Seriously.

11:00 Teach your kid to read, or you&#039;ll regret it. Seriously.

12:00 How Apple lost three iPhone customers thanks to AT&amp;T.

 13:00 Sam just wants one thing. Seriously. One thing.

 15:30 Sam has powers. Serious powers.

17:00 Helicopter parents ruin their kids.

 19:30 Our kids were not to be coddled. Because they were evil.

 19:50 Open up a little, people.

 20:50 Responsibility makes your kids better. Much better.

 23:00 Kids will adapt if forced to.

24:00 Things you shouldn&#039;t let your kid do.

 25:15 Rescue boats are impractical, Kim.

 26:25 Living through your kid is a bad idea.

 27:10 Time Bandit to the rescue!

27:50 Sam doesn&#039;t game enough to make this happen. Seriously.

 28:35 Fine, we&#039;re old.

 29:50 Brains in a box. Also, cocks.

 32:00 Kim really doesn&#039;t get how awesome Mortal Kombat is. Most girls don&#039;t.

33:25 If you go see The Karate Kid, you do not love us.

 35:00 This is just dumb. Please stop the dumb.

35:16 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

37:05 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0581 &#8211; Peer Pressure</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0581-peer-pressure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The summer drift; coffee kids; attholes; watch dogs; bad principal; contagion; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0581 &#8211; Peer Pressure]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: The summer drift; coffee kids; attholes; watch dogs; bad principal; contagion; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>family,kids,Podcast,RWTY</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The summer drift; coffee kids; attholes; watch dogs; bad principal; contagion; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! - 00:00 Theme music - it hits the spot.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The summer drift; coffee kids; attholes; watch dogs; bad principal; contagion; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!

00:00 Theme music - it hits the spot.

00:25 Wannabes wannabe drinking.

00:40 Kim is on the drift.

01:35 Does peer pressure work on companies?

 03:00 Maybe someone should be a little more honest.

 03:30 Kim is smarter than Bethenny.

04:20 How can you eat so much without a stomach?

 05:00 Coffee can be good.

 05:45 We used to be pretty serious about coffee.

 06:45 Beat the clock!

 07:40 Sam is not unreasonable.

 08:00 Cheaper. Not better.

 08:40 The crash is really not good.

 09:10 Some people are too hypocritical.

09:45 If you can read, you don&#039;t have this problem.

10:55 Kid watch dogs.

 11:30 Our kids don&#039;t understand moderation.

 12:25 This is clearly too much beer.

 13:05 Just go to bed, kid.

 14:15 Maybe you&#039;ll learn something here, kid.

14:45 AT&amp;Holes sucks.

 15:30 Why Sam is not going to get an iPhone anytime soon.

 15:50 But I live HERE.

 16:30 The SamHack is alive and well.

 17:20 Dear Steve . . .

 18:35 It&#039;s just not for Sam.

18:50 A principal with no good principles.

 19:20 I can guess why she was fired . . .

 20:15 Everyone has to blow off some steam.

 21:30 Little kids can&#039;t be left alone for many reasons.

 22:10 Kim is too conscientious.

 23:30 This was not the first time. Seriously.

 25:00 This should concern you.

27:00 Divorce is very contagious.

 28:10 This is not science, it&#039;s common sense.

 30:10 We&#039;re actually good for your marriage.

 31:50 Men don&#039;t forget, okay.

32:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

33:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

33:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Episode 0580 &#8211; The Graduate</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Graduated; degree choice; no celebration; rude conversation; shocking justice; sick sympathy; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - as good as it gets.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Graduated; degree choice; no celebration; rude conversation; shocking justice; sick sympathy; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music - as good as it gets.

01:00 Sam is a drunk, apparently.

01:20 Our responsibilities have ended.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 Not everyone who graduates amounts to something.

 03:50 A simple job for a simple man.

 04:30 Settle down, security man.

 05:25 Sam doesn&#039;t get to sit with his wife.

 07:00 Digital cameras only, please.

 07:55 You really have no idea how big this is.

 09:10 Congratulations to us.

11:10 Teach your kid to read before it&#039;s too late.

12:10 This is not a real degree.

 13:00 Some degrees make money; some degrees just cost money.

 13:55 Jumbotrons make everything better.

14:15 Only high school graduations are celebrated here.

 16:30 Kim is older than you might think, apparently.

16:50 Rude conversations.

 18:15 This is really rude.

 20:15 Don&#039;t be a rude guest.

21:55 This is how you handle boys.

 23:30 Sam believes this guy got off extremely lucky.

 25:15 This guy is up to no good.

 26:40 Sam&#039;s newest iPhone app.

26:50 Apparently, men are whiners when sick.

 28:45 Sam is so misunderstood.

 31:45 Kim has no mercy.

 33:15 How to prove your manliness.

34:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:27 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0579 &#8211; Overdoing It</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0579-overdoing-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Not grown; a toast; vacation labor; travel coordinator; dirty pool; iPhone pain; school sell-out; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Not grown; a toast; vacation labor; travel coordinator; dirty pool; iPhone pain; school sell-out; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music - it&#039;s back from vacation!

00:20 We&#039;re so old. So very, very old.

 00:30 This is something that Sam does not approve of. At all. 

 01:20Â  A good way to deal with things.

 02:25 Punish the deserving.

03:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

04:30 A toast.

06:40 Sam was given a lot to do on his vacation.

 07:55 Wasteful people.

 09:30 Sam takes his ribs seriously.

 11:30 Heartbroken.

11:45 We&#039;re so professional.

12:05 Kim is a professional coordinator.

 13:20 Clearly there was a miscommunication.

 15:10 We&#039;re not your entertainment, people.

16:20 Sam is not a fan of the dirty pool.

 17:16 Pool genocide.

 18:00 Thanks, spiders. You&#039;re no help at all.

 19:00 This is not a smart thing to do.

20:35 iPhone disappointment.

 21:20 Sam is not a big fan of AT&amp;T&#039;s network.

 22:20 It doesn&#039;t matter how cool the phone is. The network is sheeit.

 22:40 This experience did not fill Sam with joy. It filled him with broken glass.

 25:00 A message to Apple.

 25:50 This is how serious the issue is.

26:45 School sell-out.

 27:50 Keep your kids away from credit cards.

 28:50 This is an important lesson for your kid to know.

 29:45 Don&#039;t you people make enough money off the kids?

 30:50 These are all scams. ALL OF THEM.

 32:15 How to sell to teens.

 33:15 Even smart kids are stupid.

34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:54 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0578 &#8211; Sadness</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0578-sadness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Buying time; self sufficient; bank snafu; home repair; whorehouse for sale; man sadness; illegal towing; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Buying time; self sufficient; bank snafu; home repair; whorehouse for sale; man sadness; illegal towing; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music - because it will rock you.

00:30 Kim can&#039;t do the show at night, she can&#039;t do the show in the afternoon. What?

01:30 Sam is sad. Very sad.

02:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:45 Kim does too much for the kids. Life is about to change.

 04:00 There is too much of a good thing here.

04:30 Business, please do what we pay you to do.

 05:30 Well, this is some embarrassing shit.

 06:12 Why do you do this to me NOW?

 07:10 How does this happen? 

10:00 If your kid is stupid like Sam, teach him to read.

 10:40 A simple test of intelligence.

12:00 People lied to us.

 13:45 This guy did not have a lot of skill.

 14:30 We&#039;re practically experts.

 15:30 Sam does not approve of responsibility.

17:00 Kim the cleaning freak.

 18:00 Little girls are gross. Don&#039;t let anyone tell you otherwise.

19:50 A business

 21:15 There&#039;s not a lot of use for an old whorehouse.

 21:50 Very different views of whorehouses.

 22:15 Sam volunteers to check it out.

24:00 Boys get sad, too.

 24:40 This is why men are sad.

 26:00 A plan that&#039;s good for all.

 27:30 No one is saying this. Seriously.

28:00 Not so free speech.

 29:30 Companies need to learn to be forthcoming.

 30:30 This is a really bad idea that doesn&#039;t work.

 31:00 Just get serious about your complaints, people.

 32:50 This is who Sam would tow.

33:50 Law Abiding Citizen. A good movie, with flaws.

34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

35:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0577 &#8211; Awful Truths</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0577-awful-truths/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 13:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Horribleness;Â  adulthood; missing books; baked goods; the reasons of poverty; in the butt; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Horribleness;Â  adulthood; missing books; baked goods; the reasons of poverty; in the butt; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music. Because you know you gotta have it.

00:15 Kim does way too much.

00:45 In way too little time.

01:10 People learn that things are not good.

03:20 Thing 1 becomes an adult.

 04:00 And she gets a computer.

 04:50 It&#039;s best to just hide the wealth.

 05:45 Oh, they need money now. I see.

 07:00 You are not going to get the 8gb one. You just aren&#039;t.

 07:55 It&#039;s not fun when you&#039;re not a kid anymore.

 08:50 Adults still have rules.

 11:00 Sam is apparently not nice.

11:30 The school year is OVER.

 11:50 We don&#039;t have books to turn in. Seriously.

 12:30 We have this kid, see, and she&#039;s not exactly reliable.

 13:30 Summer drift can be a little scary. Or a lot scary.

13:40 Teach your kid to read. For reals.

14:45 Has a real issue with baked goods.

16:30 The secrets of global poverty.

 18:00 At least you have your priorities straight.

 20:15 Nobody wants to talk about this kind of thing.

 21:30 This will, in fact, cause people to stop donating money.

 22:15 Well, this isn&#039;t something you want to hear.

24:20 A sure sign that you have too much crap.

 25:05 We have a lot of diseases that no one else does, becauseÂ  we&#039;re dumb.

 27:00 Sam has a plan. Naturally, it is not a great plan.

 28:20 This actually is a solution.

30:20 See, I fell . . .

 30:45 No one can see the handle in her butt?

 33:30 How does this become a risky surgery?

33:50 Sam tricks the family.

35:20 If only giants ruled the world.

37:07 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0576 &#8211; Risky Behavior</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0576-risky-behavior/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 14:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Hell office; showing off; tooth ache; upgrade downgrade; teen horror story; sunscreen bogosity;Â  call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Welcome back,</itunes:subtitle>
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Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Welcome back, people who are already preparing for Christmas.

00:20 Kim doesn&#039;t want anything to do with this 12 Days of Christmas idea.

00:50 Sam ponders the meaning of risk.

01:20 We&#039;re not mad at ALL bus drivers, just abusive ones.

02:00 THIS was traumatic, and Sam didn&#039;t get any days off for it, at all.

02:30 Sam has to start going back into the office every day, and it&#039;s a nightmare.

 04:20 You would think contractors would try and be a little nicer.

 05:20 This is what happens when people are rude.

07:00 Kim is a cleaning fiend as she prepares for her mom to arrive.

 08:45 The counter has been cleaned and the people were amazed.

 09:45 Things just build up over time. There&#039;s not much you can do about it.

 10:40 Don&#039;t hang out in my room, child.

 11:40 Where did the day go?

 12:30 Barbecue is awesome.

13:00 Your Baby Can Read - if you get them this program to help out.

14:00 Thing 1 is going to owe Sam a million dollars.

 14:50 This is one of the most expensive things to have fixed.

 17:00 This is a message from the universe to be prepared. Sam did not listen.

 18:15 Kim sees into the future and kind of saves Sam some money.

 19:10 Sometimes, it pays to not pay right away.

 20:00 This is not a satisfying answer.

 21:00 People get screwed when they don&#039;t protest.

24:20 Thanks for messing up my affair, phone company.

 26:00 Thanks, bank.

 27:00 Kim does not approve of this issue.

 28:20 Everything in a marriage has a price.

31:00 This is a horrible game. Truly, truly horrible.

 32:30 Kids need to be taught by their parents. And clearly, no one did here.

 33:20 Now it&#039;s time for a frank and honest discussion. Seriously.

 34:20 On the other hand, maybe we&#039;re just applying our standards to another country.

 36:00 Kim has some advice for young ladies everywhere.

 36:40 Even if you&#039;re a loser, you win. Unless you&#039;re a girl. And then you lose.

37:15 A quick note about sunscreen. Hint - it&#039;s not safe or effective.

 38:30 Rejuvenation is a code word for runaway cancer.

 39:00 Sam has some things scientists should not be allowed to study. Ever.

 41:40 Sometimes, heart damage can be a bonus.

 42:30 Maybe Sam needs to get money.

 43:00 Just cover yourself in zinc.

 43:50 Sam is protected from werewolves now. Or not.

44:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

45:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

46:25 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0575 &#8211; Doctoring</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 13:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Winning and losing; check up; confusing visual; game world collision; a really bad idea;Â  call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Welcome back to the show, lovely people. ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Winning and losing; check up; confusing visual; game world collision; a really bad idea;Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Welcome back to the show, lovely people.

00:15 Never LET your kid win games. Make them work for their victories.

 01:30 Sam almost always gets ganged up on.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:50 Thanks to our sponsors - Your Baby Can Read and Amazon.

03:30 Another trip to the doctor&#039;s office.

 04:30 Thing 2 cannot be relied upon to give actual times.

 05:45 This is the scary part of the sickness.

 06:30 Thing 1 would be a terrible mom. Terrible.

 08:50 People get lost.

 09:45 Oh, no. It&#039;s dark. We&#039;re all gonna die!

 11:00 This does not build our confidence as parents.

 12:40 The choice of televisions is pretty limited.

13:20 This is how you teach your kid to read. Just do it. Do it.

14:45 Sam has a case of the nerves.

 15:50 This is not something you want to hear.

 17:20 Might as well just throw this on the list of things you don&#039;t want.

 18:20 Kim is not that open. 

 19:00 This was not the smartest thing Sam ever said.

 20:30 A thanks to fathers.

21:50 A final screw to Lost fans.

 23:45 Why television sucks.

 26:40 Who cares this much about an ancient video game?

 28:00 Theoretically, this is a banning offense. In theory.

 29:30 There are always people who will hold grudges over stupid stuff.

 30:30 Ancient journeys.

31:00 Here&#039;s how you make people mad.

 31:50 Just do not do this.

 32:45 This is not as small a minority as you might think.

34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

34:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

35:46 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0574 &#8211; Spite Your Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 23:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Pickle pops; awards assembly; burning down the house; self-ban; soda poop; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - you know how you like it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Pickle pops; awards assembly; burning down the house; self-ban; soda poop; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music - you know how you like it.

00:15 You have to know when to say when, people.

00:30 Sam is exhibiting some strangely obsessive behaviors.

02:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:30 Teach your kid to read. Or else.

04:30 Thing 3 is going to miss this about field day.

 05:40 For these kids, this may taste good.

 06:30 This is why we do not have nice things.

 08:00 Totally arbitrary things Sam could not have.

 09:30 Sam proves he can be just as arbitrary.

12:20 These awards are just tedious and no one cares.

 14:30 Why perfect attendance is nothing to brag about.

 15:15 Even teachers get tired of this crap.

 17:40 Games to amuse yourself.

19:40 Where&#039;s my dinner? Fiiiiiiire!

 22:15 Sam doesn&#039;t really want this.

 23:00 Teeth are a requirement. Or not.

 24:45 Stop burning crap in your backyard, people.

25:45 Sam&#039;s anti-affirmation.

26:50 Banning yourself.

 28:50 Personalized laws are not a great idea.

 30:00 The story is Quitter&#039;s, Inc. You can find it in Night Shift.

32:50 Soda Poop. Really not nice.

 34:30 Don&#039;t forget - kids are evil.

 36:30 None of the females in this house will use a public bathroom.

 38:00 This seems unbelievable to Sam.

38:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

38:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

39:10 Trust us, we only recommend good stuff.

39:50 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0573 &#8211; Watch Out</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0573-watch-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 14:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: The schismPhone; the last field day; GTD; spit off; calorie counter;  crib ban;  call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0573 &#8211; Watch Out]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: The schismPhone; the last field day; GTD; spit off; calorie counter;Â  crib ban;Â  call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - it may give you super powers.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: The schismPhone; the last field day; GTD; spit off; calorie counter;Â  crib ban;Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music - it may give you super powers.

00:15 Ustream, free our language.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:50 A schism is coming. A split, if you will.

03:00 Watch out!

03:30 Why make the work environment so unpleasant?

 04:30 Save power, make your employees hate you.

 05:00 There are a LOT of showers being taken in the sink around here.

05:50 Kim will never again go to field day.

 06:40 Thing 3 refuses a field day shirt.

 07:00 Until 8 hours before field day starts.

 07:30 Time for a DIY field day shirt.

 10:00 Kim has really high standards.

 11:00 Moms kind of let themselves be abused.

 11:45 And another milestone is in the record books.

12:50 Sam forgot how to deal with his own time.

 14:00 When Sam oversleeps, everyone else gets pushed a little.

 15:30 Kim is a little nervous.

 16:10 Kim draws the line.

17:10 Your baby can read. Seriously.

18:00 This seems like a lot of time off for a little spit.

 19:20 Unions - control yourselves.

 21:10 You get time off after you get sick, not when you think you might get sick.

 22:20 Mimes are awful.

 24:30 Look at that, politicians being douchebags. Next.

25:20 Sam has a simple request.

26:20 Knowledge doesn&#039;t always equal sense.

 28:00 It&#039;s an estimate, not a good estimate.

 29:15 People know better. They also do not care.

 30:45 The servings trick is not a nice trick.

 32:30 Kim says something horrid.

33:25 Drop-side cribs are on their way out.

 35:50 This would, indeed, be pretty scary.

 37:50 Kim recommends a drawer for all your kid-holding needs.

 39:50 Things that kill kids are pretty common.

41:12 Call us - 214.267.989.

41:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

43:04 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0572 &#8211; Busted</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0572-busted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 17:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Abused fathers; prom season; exploding television; dangers of sexting; ninja defense; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - - 00:15 Welcome to the show,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Abused fathers; prom season; exploding television; dangers of sexting; ninja defense; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby CanÂ Read!



00:00 Theme music -

00:15 Welcome to the show, mistreated fathers.

00:50 No matter what Sam does, it&#039;s always questioned.

01:30 Busted is almost never good,.

03:40 Sex tourism probably isn&#039;t good for anyone.

04:50 Some babies are stupid. Teach yours to read to avoid this problem.

06:00 The last set of proms for Thing 1 is making Sam mad.

 09:00 Thing 1 is not thrilled with being grown up.

 10:30 Sam is not at all pleased with the concept of grandchildren. 

12:00 You should teach your kid to read before they&#039;re a senior in High School. Here&#039;s how.

13:25 Sam had his day planned out, but it failed.

 13:50 Televisions certainly don&#039;t last as long as they used to.

 14:10 The ostrich method of dealing with things rarely works out.

 15:45 These combo units never work out.

 17:00 Please stop watching SD programming on my plasma.

 19:45 No one at Best Buy wants to deal with you when you&#039;re looking at 19 inch televisions.

21:20 Sam&#039;s apology.

22:00 Frugality is now in fashion - Kim loves it.

 22:40 Who even buys pr0n anymore? You have the internets!

 23:20 Here&#039;s what&#039;s really important to Americans.

 26:30 Technology is very seductive.

 31:00 Escapism is going to be the rule of the future, not the exception.

 32:30 People are NOT rational about their pets. Not rational at all.

34:30 Again, ladies, you can&#039;t send topless pics to anyone if you don&#039;t want them on the internets.

 37:23 This is the truth of why Florida is filled with insanity.

39:50 Ninja attack!

 41:00 More ninja schools = less crime.

 42:15 Pirates versus Ninjas.

45:07 Call us - 214.267.9899.

45:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

46:10 Seeya!

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0571 &#8211; Demolition Derby</title>
		<link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0571-demolition-derby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 18:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Learning to park; crash cart; babies for beer; tricky people; textbook massacre; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Learning to park; crash cart; babies for beer; tricky people; textbook massacre; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - it can teach you to drive if you only ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Learning to park; crash cart; babies for beer; tricky people; textbook massacre; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - it can teach you to drive if you only listen to it carefully.

00:15 Welcome back, all you people who know how to drive.

00:45 Sam isn&#039;t nice, but it&#039;s not his fault.

 01:30 Let&#039;s knock it off with the Big Dog and Little Dog experiments. Thanks.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:45 Is your baby as smart as the e-trade baby?

03:25 Something happens when your kid turns into a technical adult.

 04:00 People park like animals.

 04:30 You have to learn to park your car where it will fit. Seriously.

 06:00 If you don&#039;t know if you&#039;ll fit or not, then you won&#039;t fit. Don&#039; t try.

 07:15 Terrible information gathering skills. Just terrible.

 08:00 He should be helpful, we&#039;ve paid thousands of dollars in fees with no claims.

 09:50 Sam thinks the kid is working against him intentionally.

11:15 Teach your kid to read. Now. Before it&#039;s too late.

12:20 Kim uses the power of sound to get her way.

 14:00 The centipede cart.

 15:50 This does work - if people hear a scary sound, they move.

 17:50 Sam messed up, it was Orange rum.

19:30 Sam is bad at giving credit where credit is due. Seriously bad at it.

19:50 Babies for beer.

 20:45 Dumpsters are not as good a hiding place as you might think.

 22:30 Cigarettes really are stupidly expensive.

24:50 Maybe you check into the people you put in charge, military.

 26:45 Sam is clearly more memorable than Kim, at least where the school is concerned.

 29:11 People should learn to not eavesdrop if they don&#039;t want to hear bad things.

29:45 Our schoolbooks, they are a-changing.

 31:30 We&#039;re big, so you have to use our textbooks. Sorry.

 33:00 Teach your kids, no one else is going to do it right.

36:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

37:45 Kim doesn&#039;t know much about phones. She&#039;s nice that way.

39:00 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0570 &#8211; El Destructo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 19:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Water babies; broken phone; shopping fail; supersized crime; branding; inspirational teen mom - not; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Water babies; broken phone; shopping fail; supersized crime; branding; inspirational teen mom - not; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music is sure to warm your cockles.

00:15 Welcome back to our show, usherites.

00:30 Kim really cannot handle the printing on shirts.

01:00 Waterbabies - well, that was a weird twist.

02:00 Some kid books are not nice.

03:10 Teach your baby to read. Seriously.

04:00 Thing 2 breaks a phone.

 05:00 Way to overreact,Â  kid.

 05:15 Sam cannot figure out how to open the battery.

 06:15 You wore it out, kid.

 07:25 Sam gets attacked by a spider.

10:00 Printer failure.

 11:25 Pricing failure.

 11:50 Just honor your online price, okay?

 13:30 Your making it harder for yourself, Fry&#039;s.

 14:50 Bad printer drivers make Sam cranky.

15:15 This fraud, it is huge.

 16:25 Someone is going to get made intoÂ  a scapegoat.

 18:00 We&#039;re too polite to prosecute crimes. Sorry.

 18:50 It&#039;s kind of hard to immigrate to Canada.

21:00 Branding your kids - apparently okay.

 21:50 It&#039;s a bonding experience. With fire. And hot metal. On your skin.

 24:50 Metal is a good way to get your kids to mind, apparently.

 25:35 Cigarette burn to the eye - not fun. 

 27:15 Branding is hard on you.

27:45 The worst speaker, ever.

 28:30 You&#039;re not a spokesperson for abstinence, teen mom.

 30:10 A promise.

 31:10 Miss America. I guess.

 32:25 Lingerie is the new bathing suit.

 32:50 This video is not as bad as people think. 

 33:45 Sam explains the spectrum of sluttiness.

 35:00 Know your audience.

36:50 How to deal with your kids.

37:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

37:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

39:39 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Episode 0569 &#8211; Bandits</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 14:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Johnny Quest; absentee mom; disappionting television; lottery douche; tax dodgers; stun gun justice;Â  call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Johnny Quest; absentee mom; disappionting television; lottery douche; tax dodgers; stun gun justice;Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - you know you want it.

00:30 Sam feels the rage.

01:15 Johnny Quest was awesome.

 02:00 This guy was not dad of the year.

 03:30 There&#039;s a lot of strangeness on old television shows.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:15 Fixit Kim attacks the back yard.

 07:15 Kim wants a better yard.

 08:50 This is not a nice way to treat your daughter.

 10:00 Kim&#039;s mom can&#039;t handle the truth.

10:50 Teach your kid to read, before it&#039;s too late.

11:50 This will be a fantastic movie. Seriously.

13:50 TV is becoming very disappointing to Sam.

 14:40 We are rewarding the wrong people on Survivor.

 15:40 In the olden times, this is how you won.

 16:30 Showtime will save Summer television.

 18:30 Let&#039;s move to just buying shows, not channels.

22:05 Oh, look, a lottery douche.

 23:50 Money can make people assholes.

 25:00 Some lottery players are not so smart.

 26:40 It&#039;s time to tighten your belts, people.

27:45 How to never pay taxes. If you&#039;re a corporation.

 29:15 How to fix our tax system.

 30:30 Computers are too useful for hiding things.

33:15 Do not mess up this lady&#039;s order.

 34:35 This is not as unreasonable response as it first seems.

36:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

36:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

37:45 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
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		<title>Episode 0568 &#8211; Kid Stuff</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[On today&#8217;s show: Thing 3&#8242;s field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899. Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read! (...)Read the rest of Episode 0568 &#8211; Kid Stuff]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On today&#8217;s show: Thing 3&#8242;s field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us &#8211; 214.267.9899.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>On today&#039;s show: Thing 3&#039;s field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us - 214.267.9899. - Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read! -  - 00:00 Theme music - better than a day at work...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>On today&#039;s show: Thing 3&#039;s field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÂ Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - better than a day at work.

00:30 Our favorite Italian restaurant.

 01:10 It&#039;s time to take things back, people.

 02:10 Epic beard man takes it to the street.

04:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

05:25 Thing 3 goes on a field trip.

 06:30 Thing 3 comes prepared.

 08:00 The budget for souvenirs is much bigger now than it used to be.

 09:10 Kim will pay just about any price for some alone time.

 10:00 Thing 3 is appalled by the concept of taxes.

 11:15 Dispensing of the loots.

 12:45 Everyone gets loot.

 13:30 Except for Thing 3. How did that happen.

14:50 Teach your kid to read - Your Baby Can Read.

16:45 Who makes this mistake? 

 19:20 Special inside mirrors.

 21:50 Who would want to see this?

25:00 Oh, look, the oil company has no idea to fix this.

 26:30 There should be rules.

 29:00 No matter what the penalty is, you can be sure the oil companies will not pay it.

30:00 Oh, look, doctors are selling out kids.

 34:00 $300 is really not worth it.

35:00 Tiny dancers.

 36:00 What&#039;s the context for little kids dancing line strippers?

 37:25 The regular news is not so nice, either.

 38:30 Pay some attention to what your child is really doing in dance class.

40:55 Sam rants.

44:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

44:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

45:30 Pay attention for a new feed, so you don&#039;t lose all your precious shows.

46:40 Seeya!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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