Episode 0252 - Booger Men
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On today’s show: A warning; boogers; picking; wiping; dancing; Sam rap; Chicken Dance; Thing 2’s fear; deal with the fat devil; moonies; video landlord; naked stranger; phone interruption; you need that?; listener voicemail. Call us 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music - so awesome it stings.
00:15 Welcome to our humble show.
00:30 Apparently your kids are never too old for nasty boogers stories.
00:45 Our first test on livevideo.com.
00:55 Call us - 206.339.7482.
01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.
01:15 Kim makes a random meaningless threat.
01:20 Check out our sponsors, they love you.
01:25 A warning: the feed for the show is going to be changing.
02:00 You don’t podfade after 260 episodes.
02:15 Allergies = boogers.
03:00 Kim can’t actually sneeze. She’s sad.
03:20 Our kids, however, have nuclear sneezes that coat them in snot.
03:45 Some noses need to be picked.
04:30 Some boogers are hard to get out. They have hooks.
05:30 Old leaves do not make a good tissue.
06:10 You know what is a good tissue? Your mom’s arm.
06:45 Differences between moms and dads.
07:45 Perceptions are wrong.
08:45 Things a dad won’t tolerate.
09:45 Kim does the dance of the martyr.
10:30 Thing 2 is home alone.
11:30 No one else came.
12:10 The PTA ambush.
13:30 Sam raps.
14:10 Kid dancing - always amusing.
15:00 No teachers showed up.
16:20 Oh, hell no.
16:50 Kim refuses to Chicken Dance.
17:20 Kim’s friends from the old days.
18:00 Keychain Lady makes an appearance.
19:30 Dropping your kids off and leaving is not cool.
20:00 Thing 2 has the fear.
20:45 Imagination is not your friend.
21:40 Getting into our backyard is not easy.
22:30 Kim makes a deal with the devil.
23:00 This is how evil people trick you.
23:45 Cops should be fit.
24:45 Thing 2 just needs more home alone experience.
25:30 We miss the moonie scares.
25:50 I’m only watching.
26:45 Cameras are very small.
27:10 Kim gets schooled on surveillance.
28:00 Someone’s watching.
28:30 Naked stranger.
29:20 This isn’t a good sign.
29:50 One good thing about living in Texas.
30:30 Circumstances under which you can wrestle a gay dude.
31:35 An unexpected phone call.
32:30 Sam plans to jettison the family.
33:00 I didn’t think he’d need it.
34:00 Fetish gone wrong.
35:00 Is age an excuse here?
36:00 Livevideo.com is where the live shows are headed. Join now.
37:00 When you pimp the show it helps it us all.
37:05 Call us - 206.339.7482.
37:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com
37:20 Don’t forget to buy from our sponsors - it helps.
37:30 Show feed changing soon - pay attention!
38:10 Listener email from Shawn.
40:20 Don’t forget to vote at podcastalley.com. Thanks!
40:30 Sam screws it up.
41:10 Seeya!
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Hey Guys,
I feel your pain. My daughter’s elementary school does the PTA meeting thing to us every year at the spring show. It is such a rip off. i actually booed last year when they started announcing the officers for the next year, except for my neighbor, and after my wife elbowed me. Even the kids let out a gasp of dismay when the parents started taking over. Most of the parents in attendance are not members of the PTA but they held us captive in the elementary school cafetorium sitting in kid chairs with younger and older siblings screaming throuhgout. UGHHH!!!
Okay Sam, you need to start a list of the most offensive word combinations. So far on the list:
1. Stump fuckers (hadn’t heard that one before, bravo)
2. Plunger rape (thank you Jim Rome)