Episode 0243 – Smashmouth
On today’s show: Sitcom abuse; violence around us; too many bisexuals; moving; working from home; financial fear; Rock Band 2; rapping; the greatest love of all; watch the tracks; reliving the glory years; a new contest. Call us – 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music. It says something about a person.
00:15 Welcome to the show, peeps.
00:50 Domestic violence was good clean fun in the 60s.
01:20 Old sitcoms are not particular situational or comedic.
01:45 How can this be the reason why Kim loves Sam?
01:55 Call us – 206.339.7482.
02:30 Send us email – email@example.com
02:35 Our sponsors, they love us.
02:40 Why can’t we get this robot in America? Help us, Helen!
03:00 Violence is everywhere around us.
03:30 Oh, the band school. Bleh.
03:50 When you get these emails, they’re kind of scary.
04:20 Basically. Basically.
04:40 Surprise attacks do, indeed, work.
04:55 In their defense, the schools around here do go nuclear against violence.
05:30 20 years. Heh.
06:10 You don’t care if the parts don’t match up? Because Sam would care.
07:00 Now that’s a twist ending.
08:00 This is not a trend we support.
08:20 Oregon, here we come.
09:00 Working from home is not all that it’s cracked up to be.
09:50 The unreasonable demands begin.
10:30 You don’t own Kim, lady.
11:00 Being an artist is tough.
11:45 Kim puts her foot down.
12:00 The financial crisis is real, real scary these days.
12:30 Sam decides to switch institutions.
13:00 Oh, yeah, invest in gold. Sure.
13:30 What would you DO with it?
14:00 Hoard ammo, people.
14:30 The next great depression is going to be a horror show.
15:30 Rockband 2 is awesome.
15:45 Why won’t anyone play with Sam?
16:20 Look, a mode for Kim. She still won’t play.
17:10 The challenges are awesome.
17:30 The paper doll aspect is important to some people.
17:40 The Go Gos do not rock.
18:05 Bob Dylan does not rock.
18:25 Special Lame Edition.
18:50 Eye of the Tiger + Hungry Like a Wolf = Rawksome.
19:25 Kim disses Lil Wayne.
20:20 Sam plans to be a rapper.
20:45 You can’t video tape this. Not even if you’re the cops.
21:20 I have a right to privacy with my comatose wife.
22:00 Kim has no heart. At all.
22:40 Let’s define consensual . . .
23:10 A hypothetical of implied consent.
24:00 Then you’re just taking up space and not providing a service?
24:40 Kim puts her foot down.
25:10 Hypothetical, part 2.
25:35 Throw the guy a bone.
26:10 Kim updates the crying rules.
26:40 Watch yourself, buddy.
27:15 I’ve been really drunk. Never fell into a train.
27:50 Kim’s story about a scooter.
28:40 One moment, I need a smoke.
30:00 Who is dumb enough to mistake a 33 year old for a 15 year old?
31:40 How did Kim and Sam make it through the early years?
32:30 This at least sort of made sense from Sam’s side, not so much from Kim’s.
33:40 Sometimes years of separation work.
34:20 You’ll notice Kim does not deny this.
34:45 Call us – 206.339.7482.
34:50 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org
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35:45 The contest for the accent. Check it out.
37:45 Podcast awards – nominate us!