Episode 0230 – Safe Haven
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On today’s show: Foamy hair; haircuts; the blog; writing for dummies; the first days of school; new band teachers; the contract; amendments to the contract; smart kids; flogging for kids; sexy nuns; safe haven EXTREME. Call us – 206.339.7482!
00:00 Our theme music – lovingly handcrafted by tiny gnomes.
00:15 Welcome to the show!
00:30 Thank you for your podcastalley.com votes – it’s fun!
01:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
01:10 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com
01:15 Our sponsors: Amazon, Blockbuster, Rhapsody.
01:40 Why Sam will finally get a Playstation 3.
02:10 Perms are foamy and fun.
02:45 Spooge is not the same as foamy hair.
02:50 High Tension is, perhaps, the stupidest movie EVER.
03:00 Check out Sam’s blog – arewethereyetpodcast.com.
03:45 When your arms are this short, you can’t do anything for yourself.
04:20 Thing 1 – not the most helpful of people.
04:45 If you can’t do the job, don’t tell other people how to do the job.
05:40 If you don’t like the way I do things, do it yourself. Except you can’t.
06:00 New haircuts for the kids.
06:15 Sam has a hard time with people who have hair hanging in their faces.
06:45 The downside to straightening your hair every second of the day.
07:40 Technical difficulties.
08:00 Wow, I’m a keeper.
08:25 Sam’s blogging.
08:45 On Wednesdays.
09:30 Why Sam doesn’t belong to a writing group.
10:00 The first days of school have gone pretty well. Not great, but not bd.
10:30 Thing 3 is doing well, Thing 1 is doing all right, and Thing 2 is running into trouble.
11:00 Two weeks seems arbitrary and retarded.
11:30 Sam thinks everything should be predicated on grades.
12:00 Oh, look. Pregnant teachers. Again.
12:40 Uh-oh, new band teacher in the danger zone.
13:10 You cannot be anything you want to be.
13:30 You are not on a television show, band teacher, nor are you in a movie about a spunky young woman in the big city.
13:50 Also, don’t be so bitchy right off the bat.
14:30 We can tell you’re new and overachieving. But don’t be evil.
15:20 We now recount some points from the contract and our rebuttal.
16:00 There is a lot of ground between ‘poor’ and ‘money falling out of your butt.’
18:30 Your demands for time, they are unlimited.
19:10 This is just how you make parents lie.
20:00 Some math for you, because I know that you may not be able to add.
21:45 You don’t get to just lower grades willynillly, woman.
22:20 Now you’ve done it, we’re really mad.
22:50 Seriously? 30 days?
23:20 You’re going to have to be on time if you want to play this way.
25:30 Look, smart kids are smart.
26:30 Culture clash – for real.
27:20 This does not sound like something for religion, it sounds like something you’d see in a horror movie.
28:00 All kids like to be flogged.
29:10 When religion meets the law.
30:45 Wooooo, sexy nuns!
31:20 There are bound to be some slutty nuns out there.
33:30 Ah, the olden days that may or may not have ever happened.
34:00 Maybe just go back to being married. Honestly.
35:00 Booo, Gary Glitter.
36:10 Ah, the safe haven law EXTREME.
37:00 Ah, the power of government.
37:45 You all get to be wards of the state. Congratulations.
39:20 Kids for the weekend.
40:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
41:20 Kim gets a horrible awakening.
41:50 Seeya!
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