Episode 0229 – Shooters
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On today’s show: Kids mess things up; random internet school messages; archenemies; poor people aggression; new teachers; free food; band blues; beatings for all; drinks for teens; shots – get them. Call us – 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music – so awesome, it actually does hurt.
00:15 Welcome back to the show, you sexy people.
00:45 Kids suck. Mostly.
01:10 Call us: 206.339.7482.
01:15 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com
01:20 Sponsors: Rhapsody, Amazon, Blockbuster.
01:30 School’s starting – communication problems begin.
02:30 Thing 3 is once again in the same class as her archenemy.
03:00 Honestly, sometimes, kids just cause problems.
03:30 When poor people turn on you.
04:20 This is totally true.
05:00 A new teacher – and he’s a guy.
05:30 This guy is really new, as in ‘first year teaching’ new.
06:30 That’s what kids will do to you. They will RUIN you.
07:00 And if the kids don’t get you, Too Tight Man will.
07:50 And a new classroom, much bigger than the last classroom.
08:15 Free breakfast for everyone.
08:50 We’re paying for it anyway, might as well eat it.
09:30 Nutridoughnuts are not good.
10:15 This will be a bonding experience, mark our words.
11:15 There’s always a catch.
11:30 Thing 2 gets a new teacher. A new BAND teacher. Oh, boy.
12:00 You can’t talk to each other, at all?
12:45 Ah, such big ideas from the band lady.
13:35 If by corn, you mean human growth hormone.
14:10 If someone ever tells you not to wait in a line, do not listen.
15:00 Oh, look, we don’t care what classes you ASKED to take.
15:40 Tough teachers actually sometimes help you do your best.
17:00 Act up – get beaten.
17:40 Maybe the kids who need to get paddled actually are getting paddled.
18:30 Honestly, they are really frustrating.
19:10 Statisticians, stop trying to stir stuff up. You’re making us mad.
19:40 Hootards are troublesome.
20:40 Paddling isn’t as common around here as some think.
21:45 Let’s all get drunk!
22:20 Let’s see, if we make it easier for them to get booze, they’ll drink less.
23:30 Binge drinking is not new.
24:10 Tales from small town America.
25:45 Get your goddamned shots. Seriously.
26:30 Seriously. I don’t want to die because you didn’t get your shots.
27:00 See, people from the rest of the world are coming here. And they’re sick.
27:30 Sometimes, you can get cervical cancer by a sneeze. But not often.
28:10 When we all work together, no one gets smallpox.
29:00 Sam makes a bet.
30:00 Rockthrow for president.
31:00 Thing 1’s phobia.
32:30 There’s nothing wrong with prescription drugs.
33:00 Call us: 206.339.7482.
33:20 Email us: rwtyshow@gmail.com
33:30 Check out our sponsors: Amazon, Blockbuster, Rhapsody.
34:00 Vote for us over on podcastalley, people.
34:35 Seeya!
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