Episode 0228 – Nosey

August 25, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Kim’s memory; follow-up to the accident; crooked; appointments are useless; pregnancy tests; reading your own x-rays; jerky teachers; failed government programs; polygamist immortals; giant fish; greedy lottery.

00:00 Theme music – rocking hard since 2007.
00:15 Welcome to the show. You know who we are.
00:45 This woman has a mind like a steel trap. Though the term is Nosey Parker.
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02:10 Follow-up to the accident.
02:25 This nose is busted.
02:45 Sometimes, you know things are broken because they are crooked.
03:20 Sometimes, on the spot diagnosis can do things that later diagnosis cannot.
03:40 The doctor’s office is normally pretty much just purgatory.
04:10 When you make an appointment, how come you have to wait so long?
04:45 These girls, they are the most impatient people Sam knows.
05:00 A sick side, and a soon-to-be sick side.
05:30 Why medical school is probably easy.
05:45 Pregnancy tests cause panic.
06:40 Thing 1 likes to try and freak her dad out. It often backfires.
07:30 Do not attempt to read your own x-rays, people.
08:30 Let’s just wait until something worse happens. Thanks, doc.
09:10 We must now live in fear of nasal injuries. Joy.
09:30 Hurray for plastic surgery. I guess.
10:30 Sam decides to fix the problem himself.
11:10 Sam wants more accurate medical games. Especially for the wii.
11:40 Melatonin – real or witchery?
12:10 Sam encourages counseling for all the girls.
12:55 Band directors put themselves in the line of fire. Again.
13:20 When you end the practice early, it creates problems for parents.
14:00 Hey, guess what, this isn’t any of your business, jerkoff.
14:30 Guess what I think is weird? Grown men who play in dixieland quartets.
15:30 Just because you decide your done teaching doesn’t mean I magically teleport to you.
16:20 A meeting will be had.
17:10 Wow, a program to turns yourself in for committing a crime failed?
18:45 We really just need to make sure that people are here for the right reason.
19:30 Thanks for not dragging this hideous failure out for too long.
20:30 Sam once again predicts doom and gloom. Ignore him.
21:20 Men who have access to more women live longer. Yay!
22:30 If you have seven wives, you can just pick the one who’s in a good mood that day.
23:00 Sam’s startling confession. Okay, not startling.
23:30 Old men fishing.
23:50 Catfish are ornery.
24:30 The curse of Kim.
25:00 Leprosy is everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
26:00 Greedy lottery winners.
27:00 Random numbers can’t be formulated.
27:50 An extra million bucks makes pretty much everything simpler.
28:00 The FDA does not want you to stretch your penis.
29:00 Yes, Kim, there are legitimate medical uses for this stuff.
29:30 Prove us wrong. We dare you.
30:20 A story that Kim didn’t want to hear, but she asked for it, anyway.
31:20 This is what happens at redneck parties. Honestly.
32:30 Kim likes to just lie when she doesn’t know the answer.
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