Episode 0227 - Prime Offender

August 22, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast, Uncategorized

On today’s show: We miss you; laptop checkout; unsecured wifi hijinks; one parent only, thanks; teen court - part 1; light caseload; admission of guilt; kid chauffeur; dumb people want money; Canadian pr0n; importing the uglies.

00:00 Theme music - for the tingling you need.
00:15 Welcome to the show!
00:30 Sometimes, things are disappointingly easy.
00:45 Call us - 206.339.7482.
00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.
01:10 Bedcasting is the wave of the future.
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02:05 Thing 1 gets a new laptop for school.
02:45 This is the only good thing about the local schools.
03:25 The threat of buying.
03:50 This isn’t really insurance.
04:30 When it’s your $50, it’s different.
05:10 The school quietly encourages bandwidth theft.
06:00 Secure your networks, people. Seriously.
06:40 Nothing at schools is ever simple.
07:20 You don’t need to bring the whole damned clan with you.
08:30 Teen court - Part 1.
09:10 When security goes bad.
09:55 Do not bring your kids to court, please. Thanks.
10:30 Copping a plea.
11:00 Perversely, Sam thinks the penalty should be bigger.
11:45 I cannot hear you over the wailing of every little kid on the planet.
12:10 The most congenial bailiff ever.
12:45 I have to take a break between cases, people.
13:15 Don’t sit there, kid.
14:00 Be mean to my daughter, please.
14:30 Thing 1 comes clean. Too clean.
15:50 This is really all that’s going to happen.
17:20 At least it’s the responsibility of the kid.
18:10 Kid, you’re gonna have to drive me to the bar.
19:20 Longview, Texas, Population: 73,000.
20:20 Kim’s mom the drinker.
21:00 The witches.
21:30 But not very good witches.
21:45 We can’t be responsible for you being stupid.
22:30 This is the crazy people safety zone, in case you feel crazy.
23:20 His wife probably made him crazy.
24:20 You can’t release people from their stupidity.
25:10 Sam offers a new contest that stops most of these problems.
26:00 Canadian pr0n.
26:20 Are Canadian naughty bits stamped?
27:15 Canada has laws about native television. Seriously.
28:10 It’s not that hard to be a pr0n star.
28:20 Ugly ladies, come this way, please.
29:20 Seriously, it’s a good idea to set your expectations.
30:20 Sorry, miners. Just sayin’.
32:10 Thanks for listening, people of Earth.
32:30 Call us - 206.339.7482.
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33:55 Seeya!