Episode 0213 – Expectations

July 29, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: We’re big in Poland; the Bank of Sam; school papers from months ago; technical difficulties; a strange compliment; band crap; angry lesbians; Suck Francisco; Hooters attract; Call us – 206-339-7482.

00:00 Theme music – achingly beautiful in its simple truths.
00:15 Who thought we’d get to Episode 213?
00:30 Everyone expects more than they deserve around here.
00:45 We may be the number one American Gladiator’s podcast, too. Who knows.
01:00 We are big in Poland.
01:15 They probably want to learn about American-style pumpins.
01:55 Call us – 206-339-7482.
02:00 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:40 We’re kind of spoiled about movies.
03:10 Batman is kind of eclipsing everything, even Star Wars.
03:45 That’s right – hire Sam and he’ll write your movie for you.
04:00 Be Kind, Rewind. Not a bad movie, but not great.
04:30 The bank of Sam is closed.
05:00 ATM cards kind of suck in comparison to debit cards.
05:25 Priorities for Thing 1 are really skewed.
06:00 The AC was way more than a week-and-a-half’s salary, just fyi.
06:45 How things change.
08:00 Thing 2’s unrealistic expectations about school papers.
09:20 Pardon us, Talkshoe totally went bugshit.
09:29 Hey, look it kind got fixed.
10:00 Kim is freaking amazing.
11:00 Sam’s greatest fear.
11:45 Thing 2’s will.
12:00 This was a compliment. It really was.
13:10 The band stuff is not worth extra-credit.
14:20 Band inefficiency is enough to drive us crazy.
15:00 Oh, look. The flag uniforms again.
16:00 Thing 1 demands a new flute. No.
16:45 Don’t make this super-expensive, band people. You are warned.
17:10 Finally, Thing 1’s crappy job will help out.
18:00 A crazy school trip from hell.
19:00 Angry lesbians.
19:30 Oh, look. You’re self-centered jerkoffs.
20:40 You people do realize there are alternatives, right?
21:20 This is where it’s heading. Jerks.
21:50 Really, you don’t want to practice on that?
22:45 We’re not saying don’t do IVF. We’re saying don’t be rude about it.
23:40 Something to make your blood boil.
24:10 How can this law even be legal?
25:20 This is what makes people do bad things.
26:20 Little kid walkabout.
27:00 Even young boys know what they like.
28:00 Where did the kid get the cash?
28:45 Kim experiences a kiddy on patrol.
29:30 More punishments, please.
30:10 Modern-day inquisition.
31:00 All you need to survive.
31:25 Bottom better than to.
31;50 Call us – 206-339-7482
32:00 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com
32:10 What’s the boob exchange rate?
33:00 Seeya!