Episode 0179 – First Is Best
On today’s show: Kim is awesome; a prize for Kim; missing manuals; Sam’s favor; limits of frugality; fat talk; weird boy; we review Indiana Jones; education in Texas; starving for education; first is best.
00:00 Yay, music!
00:20 Welcome to the show.
00:35 Kim really is a shining light in the murky genetic morass of her family.
01:00 Thank you very much for your continued patronage.
01:45 Follow us over at twitter – RWTY.
02:00 Psst. That’s today. So, you know, don’t forget to join the call.
02:30 Kim’s new sewing machinel
03:20 Delayed gratification is the name of the game for Kim.
04:40 Something important is missing.
05:20 Sam does a favor and pays the price for his kindness.
06:20 Crappy writers make life harder for everyone.
08:30 This is not really saving money.
09:30 A new segment you might or might not see on the show.
10:00 A call from a relative.
11:00 There is such a thing as too skinny. Especially if you’re a boy.
11:30 A shocking truth.
12:20 In fact, we are not wrong.
14:00 Let us know if you think this is weird.
15:00 Our Indiana Jones review.
15:40 Shia LeBoof – Sam does not like him.
16:00 Worst. Fake. Russian. Ever.
16:40 Here be spoilers.
17:20 When you have the Ark of the Covenant in your movie, kind of use it.
18:20 The action sequences were pretty much the same thing you’ve seen before.
18:50 20 years is a long time. More time than make-up can cover.
20:00 Sam imitates something he probably shouldn’t have.
20:10 Congratulations, Derek, you are the Official RWTY Newshound.
21:00 Why Texas sucks so hard.
22:00 It’s not all McElroy’s fault, there were other people who voted for this thing.
23:00 The whole political system in this country is hosed. Time to start over.
23:30 Starving for education.
25:00 Sam blames the Asians.
26:00 Thing 1 is a super-achiever, too, but she still finds time for lunch.
26:30 There is a limit to what most kids can actually learn.
27:00 First is best. Totally best.
28:20 Sam’s family is a case study.
29:20 The great purge.
30:00 What do you expect? I was 14.
31:00 Co-sleeping can have unexpected consequences. You have been warned.
32:10 Sam crushes your dreams.
33:00 All right, I’m sure there are some brain surgeons amongst the hill people of the Appalachians.
33:30 Sam pushes for something completely impossible.
34:00 Thanks for supporting the show, you guys kick ass.
34:30 A prediction for the future.