Episode 0178 – Learning to Fly
On today’s show: Annoying kids; phone messages from hell; technoDarwinism; Top Secret test scores; make your kids smart; summer school; teaching Thing 3 to ride a bike; pirate kickball; French stunts; danger kids.
00:00 Theme music. Here it comes. . .
00:30 The kids, they are so annoying.
00:50 Thanks for listening, you guys are cool.
01:20 Call us – 206-339-7482.
02:20 Automated phone messages from hell.
03:30 Really, the schools can’t compare the lists of numbers?
04:00 Why do you people in Dallas eat so late?
04:30 Don’t piss me off then ask me what I think.
05:00 Also, don’t make your automated message rude to me.
06:30 You’re right, nothing will make us happy.
08:00 Sam lacks all sympathy for others.
09:00 TAKS scores appear to be Top Secret.
10:40 How to make your kids smart.
11:30 Summer school differences.
13:00 Maybe the dumb should be penalized.
13:15 Teaching Thing 3 to ride a bike.
14:40 An odd tooth replacement story.
15:30 Training wheels = fail.
16:25 pedalmagic.com. It actually works, but the DRM is awful.
17:00 Stubborn kids are hard to teach.
17:50 Steer, steer. Crash.
19:00 Dads teach kids to ride, moms teach kids to fall.
20:20 Don’t tell me how to do this, kid.
21:30 Arrr, mateys.
22:30 SGA – Society for Gaming Anarchists?
24:30 Our pirate costumes.
25:30 Sorry, Frenchy, you can’t do it.
27:10 Learn to control your kids.
28:00 Maybe you’re doomed, to start with.
29:30 Battle of the mutants.
30:00 Kim’s getting weaker by the day.
31:00 Don’t forget to call us – 206-339-7482.
32:00 Friday, 05/30, it’s the 1 Year Anniversary Show.