Episode 0171 - Never Forget

May 16, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s episode: listener email; the Ring; a car tragedy; the black cloud of momness; justice in Texas; Arkansas tomfoolery; inappropriate Prom attire; what really goes on at Prom.

00:00 Theme music - filled with awesome sauce.
00:17 Welcome back to RWTY, all you hard-rocking listeners.
00:40 Kim will never start the show. Ever.
01:00 Woot - new comment line.
01:20 A good use for the new comment line.
01:30 And we’ve got forums now. So, you know, use them.
02:17 Listener email about nicknames.
02:30 Yes, there are a lot of nicknames in our area, but they are not nice.
03:20 Kim tries to sell Sam out.
03:55 Nicknames for the Things and their friends.
04:50 Thing 2 loses something.
05:12 There is a cloud of darkness surrounding Sam’s mom.
05:30 Sam’s mom takes over the living room.
06:00 Kim abandons Sam to his fate.
07:00 Another horrible tale from Sam’s childhood.
08:00 Asking for death gifts can sometimes pay off.
08:30 A search party in the front yard.
09:00 The neighbors get involved.
10:00 What Kim found in the yard.
10:45 Making fun of someone else can help reduce your own terror.
11:25 Don’t use light margarine to bake cookies. It will not work.
11:45 Sam’s mom has to run around a lot.
12:30 The car breaks down.
13:00 The mom flips out and decides waiting for Sam is not in the cards.
14:00 Tragedy follows the mom.
14:30 The mom can never visit again, because people DIE when she does.
14:50 Sometimes, there is actual justice in Texas.
15:10 Thanks, news people, for screwing up our show.
15:30 How did we miss this story last year?
16:30 The way things start to go bad.
17:00 A totally not true story of something that did not happen to Sam.
18:00 Why we don’t want to live in Arkansas.
19:45 Listener email from Shawn.
20:10 Sordid tales of our Prom. When Kim was way too old to go to Prom.
20:45 In our little town, parents were all for the drinking and sexing.
21:00 Things you don’t want to know about your kids’ proms.
21:25 Why you shouldn’t send your daughter to Prom dressed like a prostitute.
22:30 This was a short dress. Really short.

23:30 The parent is to blame, as well.
24:40 The prom fallout that got some of Sam’s friends.
25:30 We take the brave stand that teen pregnancy is universally bad. Because it is.
26:10 Small towns will destroy your spirit.
27:00 Sam’s parents think they are coming to visit for Christmas, but maybe not the way they think.
27:45 Sam’s dad does not like to spend money on hotels.
28;00 Thank you guys for listening, we really do appreciate it.
28:20 Don’t forget to call us with your comments and/or questions: 206-339-7482
28:40 Don’t let Kim censor you, people.
29:00 Sam can’t wait for the adult version of Disney World.
29:45 Support the show - sign up for blockbuster.com.
30:00 Sam was NOT bagging on the porn guy, he was more bemused by the public exposure of it all.
31:00 Seeya!