Episode 0169 - Breakfast of Champions

May 13, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s episode: Hangover; for lack of a belt; breakfast drama; drive-through breakfast; slapping for teens; pool cleaning; hurricanes v. cyclones; sink hole; body disposal; Dallas politics.

00:00 Welcome to the show!
00:18 Listen to Sam flub the whole opening of the show
01:00 We’re a little hungover.
01:30 Sam is ill-prepared for the day.
02:00 Starbucks tries to sabotage Sam.
02:30 A danger of not wearing a belt.
03:20 Chivalry is dead because some women killed it.
04:30 Thank you for your support, everyone.
05:20 Kim’s day isn’t starting any better.
05:50 Kim is a good mom who feeds her kids.
06:50 Why all the kids have to eat the same thing.
07:30 Men, give your wife some creative freedom. You might be surprised.
09:45 Drive-through breakfast. Always a bad idea.
10:40 The legal driving age should be 35.
11:40 A solution to most teen problems.
12:10 Birthday spankings.
13:00 The Elektra Complex is horrifying.
13:30 Cleaning the swimming pool sucks. A lot.
14:10 Toe biters are disgusting.
15:30 Thing 3 puts the biting to the test.
15:50 Myanmar is fubarred.
16:30 Why you shouldn’t let the military run your country.
17:10 Sam foments revolution.
18:25 Hurricanes vs. Cyclones - Fight!
19:50 The Weather Channel is not particularly informative.
20:10 It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.
22:00 Hot Chicks with axes will solve most problems.
22:40 Body disposal made easy.
23:20 Not as new as you would think.
24:00 It’s about 1400 degrees in a cremation furnace. Very hot.
24:40 Serial killers have known about this for a long time.
25:00 Another of Kim’s abortive money-making schemes.
26:00 Just a note - you do not need to preserve your dead body.
27:40 Lying liar mayor.
29:00 The internets makes it easy to check up on you, political people.
32:00 Illegal immigration in Dallas coming to a head.
33:00 The march didn’t really go as planned.
35:00 Send us some weird craigslist ads. Seriously.
35:30 Thank you for listening, you guys kick ass.
36:50 Seeya!