Episode 0167 - Wild Kingdom

May 9, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Wild kingdom; bookstore porn; meat in a box; bulk meat purchasing; Godzilla in the backyard; field trip for two; Knut Krazy; cross-species sexy time; stop - penguin time; dolphin fixins.

00:00 Theme music. Just because.
00:17 Welcome back to the show.
00:38 Shows that probably aren’t on TV anymore.
01:20 There will be no whale porn in this episode.
02:00 Sam’s adventure in getting coffee.
02:20 Kim’s magazines are very expensive.
03:10 If you’re going to buy porn, you might as well go big.
04:25 Shouldn’t you go for a wider selection of porn types? Or at least stuff you didn’t see every day?
05:30 Door-to-door meat sales.
06:20 Kim spends too much time at the door.
06:50 A brochure does not a professional make.
07:30 $200 worth of meat is way more meat than we’re going to eat.
08:00 Door-to-door salesmen are a little scary these days.
08:30 If you’ve ever purchased meat from a door-to-door salesman, send us email. rwtyshow@gmail.com.
09:40 Giant lizards invade our backyard.
10:40 Kim’s velociraptor experience.
11:20 It’s a lot like the smoke monster on Lost.
11:50 Texas doesn’t care what you eat here.
12:00 The Field Trip for Two
13:50 Kim still hasn’t found the whale porn book.
14:15 Sexy time at the zoo.
15:10 Return of the animal themed show.
15:30 Knut - psycho bear from hell.
16:10 Germany, you should listen to scientists from other countries.
17:00 Bear style - you have been warned.
17:20 How Knut really got crazy.
18:00 Sexy seal time.
18:45 Iguanas are dirty creatures. Really dirty.
19:30 Uncomfortable moments on the food chain.
19:50 Pepe le Pew - rapist.
21:40 A penguin with an exposed behind.
23:00 Gimpy dolphin.
24:45 This dolphin will have no defense against perverts.
25:30 The Deadliest Catch is the best show on television right now.
26:45 The most intense thing on television.
28:00 Send us some emails about microphones and motorcycles.
29:00 Thanks for listening to the show, you guys kick ass.
29:10 If you happen to be a web and/or graphic designer, please get in touch with us.
30:11 Seeya!

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One Response to “Episode 0167 - Wild Kingdom”

Terry on May 9th, 2008 1:53 pm

Hey bro, lay off the porn hating. We all don’t have a Kim around to flash us for inspiration. Any guy who can go into a public bookstore and buy 18 inches of skin mags is a guy that is either trolling for tail or just doesn’t give a crap about what you think.
Lizard kabobs can be tasty, if you are hungry enough, but it is suggested that you bang them over the head before shoving the skewer up their…..

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