Episode 0166 - Bittersweet Sixteen

May 8, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: banning the mom; devil books; whale pr0n; Thing 1’s birthday; we’re witches; chauffeuring kids sucks; the license dilemma; a new house rule; GTAIV; the motorcycle fight; the dead list; the TV budget; jailhouse pie.

00:00 Theme music - better than whale pr0n.
00:17 Welcome back to the show!
00:35 Happy birthday, Thing 1. I guess.
01:20 Don’t forget - live show 05/09, 12 noon, ET.
01:50 How we’re going to fool Sam’s mom.
02:05 Banning the mom from the den.
02:20 Kim goes into deny mode.
02:30 The porn illusion.
03:20 Highlights: Body Part Guessing Edition.
04:00 Sam’s mom is probably into pr0n.
04:10 Devil horror stories.
04:50 Kim’s devil horror story involves whale sex. W. T. F.
05:20 It’s great when you’re a kid and you find something your parents don’t want you to know.
06:00 Thanks for sharing, Kim.
06:20 Thing 1’s birthday was odd. First, she baked her own cake.
06:40 Thing 1 wants the nastiest ice cream ever. And it is nasty.
07:20 Marble slab advises Sam that his choice is not good.
08:00 Koogle? WTF?
08:50 Gummy bears are good. Don’t listen to Kim.
09:30 Thing 1 has a weird friend. Really weird.
10:20 Dad the chauffeur.
12:10 Thing 1 really thinks 16 is some kind of magical number.
12:40 Kim decides to throw away some money.
13:30 Maybe we can freecycle a car.
14:00 A new house rule.
15:00 If you don’t send the message to Sam, he probably didn’t get the message.
16:25 Grand Theft Auto IV and Sam’s dilemma.
17:00 Last minute game reservations are funny.
17:30 Bizarre pre-order rituals.
18:15 Sam discovers he doesn’t belong at a midnight sale.
19:00 Chicks who buy games for their boyfriends - not as cool as you think.
19:50 Sam needs a new hobby.
20:20 Kim gets very excited about GTA’s graphics.
21:20 Don’t break immersion, programmers.
22:20 Kim gets mad about motorcycles.
23:20 Listeners, help us settle this argument.
24;15 Sam makes a poor choice.
24:45 Apparently being a problem solver is not wanted in this house.
25:40 Sam can never be right.
26:20 Want to know who’s going to die during the pandemic?
31:00 The end times survival kit.
31:30 TV > reading. Or not.
32:10 Get with the program, Luddites.
33:00 Only one person still has a rotary phone. Kim’s mom.
33:30 Share a pie - got to jail.
34:25 The government shouldn’t be allowed to tell me you can’t have a snack.
35:30 Kim’s view of the future is not a lot of fun.
38:25 Seeya!