Episode 0165 - Girl Power

May 6, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Kim flirts; Sam flirts; the cherry zombies; Teacher Chick’s fan; Thing 2’s dinner guest; mini-review; Sam’s mom is coming to visit; girls in uniform; Blind Fury; the record executive; Thing 1 and drugs; fiery lube.

00:00 Theme music - soothing, yet invigorating.
00:17 Welcome back to the show, everyone. Watch out for Kim, she’s zany today.
01:00 Kim has flirting problems.
01:20 Sam flirts inappropriately.
02:00 Chris spent all of his hard-earned RWTY dollars on maraschino cherries for his kids.
02:20 Now there are cherry zombies.
02:40 Teacher Chick gets her first fan.
02:50 And here’s why you’ll never get a picture of Teacher Chick.
03:15 There are no actual pictures of Teacher Chick that we are aware of.
03:30 15 days without sex is too long. An agreement would have to be reached.
03:50 Marital advice for the world-weary.
04:10 Kim does not listen to Sam.
04:30 Our first on-air fight!
04:45 Thing 2’s dinner plans interfere with our dinner plans.
05:30 Kim doesn’t believe in leftovers. Which means our dinners can get tight.
06:30 We’re not your babysitter, lady.
07:10 Also, an overnight stay at our house doesn’t also include staying all the next day.
07:30 If your kid has to eat cereal for dinner doesn’t mean I have to feed you.
08:30 If you want to swim at our house, you’ll need to work the harvest.
09:00 You don’t get to swim in my pool, because you suck at following directions.
09:45 The Super Smash Brothers Brawl review.
11:00 A game fun for amateurs and more sophisticated gamers.
11:45 Sam is not looking forward to the Mother’s Day weekend.
12:30 Sam’s mom will be in the house over the weekend.
12:45 As a result, the podcast will be at noon ET, on 05/09.
13:45 The only upside is that there will be lots of angry content the next week.
14:05 What Kim got Sam’s mom for Mother’s Day.
14:50 Sam will not, in fact, do this.
15:15 You’re a girl?
15:45 Maybe the military needs to get with the program.
16:10 What we don’t need is brave people in the army. Especially if they’re girls.
17:10 Sam comes up with ways to offend a brave woman.
18:05 Blind Fury. Look it up.
18:45 Even if you’re blind, mass can be pretty useful.
19:00 I guess old people and the handicapped might be tougher than they look.
19:45 Sam plans on getting a gun. Kim opposes the plan.
20:10 Girls, tasers aren’t real guns.
20:30 Weapons should look scary.
21:20 Sam was a dumb teenager.
22:00 I need $360 billion to start my record company.
22:55 How do criminals decide where to draw the line?
23:30 Thanks for the news tip, Derek. You rock.
24:30 Thing 1 asks about drugs.
25:10 Kim believes a lot of stuff about drugs that may or may not be true.
25:50 The lesbian card keeps getting played around here. Whatever.
27:15 Lube that isn’t that good of an idea.
27:30 Ignite + my junk = no sale.
27:45 An unfortunate lube choice.
29:10 Lube for guys is really a needed market?
29:30 Glow in the dark is a plus, though.
31:15 Kim ends the segment with a snap.
31:45 Old tyme sound effects.
32:00 Send us your microphone feedback.
32:50 Thank you for your input, your votes, and your news stories.
33:20 Kim flips out on a comment.
33:50 Don’t forget on 05/09 RWTY will be live at noon ET.
34:10 There will be additional Teacher Chick episodes, probably once or twice a month.
35:00 Seeya!