Episode 0159 - Denied

April 25, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

In today’s episode: 2012; WWTPD; playground joy; playground disaster; a Too Tight tale; Kim and the crazies; the wife bill of rights; LendingTree haXX0rs it’s own customers; Dallas school district gone wild; dude arrested for being near kids.

00:00 Theme music - awesome in a bottle.
00:17 Welcome to the show!
00:55 2012 - Of course, that’s when the world ends.
01:30 What’s the difference between the Pope and a crazy Fundamentalist?
02:00 What would Jesus do?
02:30 Thing 3 is very excited today.
03:00 Whoohoo, new playground equipment for everyone.
03:30 Kim wants to line playgrounds with metal chips.
03:50 Which might not be any worse than the flammable wood chips they currently use.
04:20 Keep in mind, they have not had a playground at this school for 2 years.
05:00 Karma smacks Blackmail Boy right in the skull.
05:30 Kids gotta learn, seriously.
06:50 Here’s how the school wants the kids to play.
07:00 We’re raising a generation of morons, people.
07:30 A Too Tight update.
08:00 Talking to too tight might be too much for Sam to handle.
08:30 Our house is apparently not that good. We suck.
09:30 Crazy people flock to Kim.
09:45 Lately, Glass Eye Lady is a little on the weird side.
10:30 She’s waiting, waiting for Kim.
11:15 Kim also attracts mullet women.
11:45 Not as hot as you would think, guys. Honestly.
12:30 The Wife Bill of Marriage Rights
12:45 Sam has to read everything, because Kim won’t wear glasses.
13:00 Don’t expect them to like your friends.
14:00 Fine. Enjoy your PMS.
15:00 This didn’t used to bother Kim. Now it does. A lot.
15:50 Kim is really cranky.
16:20 Just finish the job guys. You know what I’m talking about.
17:30 You don’t always want the answer, ladies. You really don’t.
18:30 Of course, you get to have secrets. Naturally.
19:00 Nothing is sacred in the podcast world.
20:00 Men, this is just gross. Don’t do it.
20:30 Kim flashes back to the 80s.
20:45 Men do not care about your toiletries, women.
21:30 A mean joke you can try at home.
22:30 Go ahead, talk on the phone. We don’t care.
23:20 Whatever, ladies.
24:50 This is so confusing.
25:30 If we weren’t supposed to touch them, you wouldn’t have them.
26:15 There is totally a mystery here, even if Kim doesn’t know it.
27:15 LendingTree says, “Screw you, customers!”
29:00 Corporate America - you suck.
29:30 Sam wants to be on the other end of this deal for a while.
29:45 Dallas ISD involved in massive rip-offs - again.
31:50 If I can’t rip you off, I won’t work with you. Nice.
33:00 Busted for being a man.
34:15 Let’s do a test and see who can get arrested first.
35:10 Thanks for your support - it’s really very nice.
35:30 We’re adding more segments - watch for it!
36:00 Use as in “rub it on yourself.”
36:30 Check us out at camoosta.com and blubrry.com.
37:15 Seeya!