Episode 0158 - Flying High

April 24, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

In today’s episode: Tripping out; Thing 1 returns safely; bad band director; band boosters; mailroom hell; Kim’s bias; working from home; the marriage bill of rights; flying priests; a Disney miracle; Kim’s miracle; a butt follow-up.

00:00 Enjoy the theme music - you never know when it will go away forever.
00:18 Welcome back to the show, everybody.
00:34 Kim’s tripping during the show. So unprofessional.
01:20 Blockbuster will not send you random stuff.
01:54 Sam hints at his new working arrangements.
02:20 No sympathy for actors. Sam is mean.
03:00 There is a good side to these entertainment strikes.
03:15 Thing 1 returns safely.
03:50 How the band screwed us over.
04:40 Kim blames the kids.
05:20 Fomenting rebellion - not just for rebels anymore.
05:45 Even the band boosters got in on the anger.
06:45 In the future, there will be this thing called text message groups . . .
07:10 What do teenagers do best? They sleep.
07:50 A message to the mailroom workers.
08:30 How do I get this job?
09:30 Outsourcing. Bleh.
10:30 Kim reveals another bias.
11:00 Surely this is easy, right?
11:30 Sam’s new working arrangement.
12:00 Kim doesn’t really care for this.
12:15 Sometimes you have stuff to hide.
12:45 Buying a computer on eBay - quite an experience.
13:30 eBay trickery.
14:00 Kim won’t actually blog. Sometimes, I don’t think she can even write.
14:20 What Kim doesn’t like about Sam being home.
14:45 Kim sets down the boundaries.
15:45 Sam’s expectations are pretty low . . .
15:55 . . . but they’re not low enough.
16:30 The marriage bill of rights for dudes.
17:00 That’s right, bitches. 19 years.
17:25 Kim has glasses. But she will not wear them.
18:20 Ladies, let him out of the house on occasion. Seriously.
19:00 Making friends with your spouse’s friends - often a waste of time.
20:00 It is our house, too, ladies. Let’s not forget that.
21:30 Stuff Sam is allowed to have in the house.
22:00 Scolding is for kids, not for husbands.
22:50 Oh, Sam will make a list. Yes, yes he will.
23:30 Look, expelling your gas is a private thing, guys. Seriously.
24:20 Most guys are not MMA ready. You’re really not.
25:05 Sometimes, words are the best weapon.
25;20 Books are an important thing.
26:25 Sports aren’t all that interesting, guys. Unless it is MMA.
27:00 Kim’s imitation of Sam sounds sort of like the Terminator.
28:00 Remotes are for men. It’s true.
29:30 How to keep your wife away from your remote.
29:50 Guys, be nice.
30:55 Hey, priest - you’re not an angel.
31:25 Kim doesn’t like punch-lines.
32:25 They did find his balloons - in the ocean.
33:05 Boobies for Jesus.
33:15 Oops. Sorry, wife.
33:50 Why would you do this? It makes no sense.
34:25 One time Kim did something almost this bad.
35:25 A miracle for Kim.
35:50 How we almost didn’t get married.
36:20 Kim makes Sam look dumb.
36:40 Hey, stay out of there.
37:20 Forced rectal exams are apparently A-OK.
37:45 Doctors just like to be in your butt.
38:00 Does this really help with spinal injuries? Probably not so much.
38:40 Kim really doesn’t know how important the spleen is.
39:20 Sam uses the law to his advantage.
39:55 Thanks for listening to the show. Sorry Kim made it too long today.
40:10 Don’t forget to vote for us on podcastalley.
40:30 Listener email is a lot of fun - thanks for sending it to us.
40:45 Look forward to the new Teacher Chick segment.
41:15 Seeya!