Episode 0155 - Mating Season

April 18, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Project Mayday; Kim and the Chinese store; Kim lies to the Things; Thing 1 and the boy embargo; phone pr0n; a warning; Marilyn’s movie; the Zion ranch craziness continues; John McCain, totally out of touch with us.

00:00 It’s the theme music that makes life worth living.
00:18 Welcome back to the show.
00:46 Project Mayday - check out the site. It only happens once a year.
01:15 C’mon, join the live show. You’ll love it.
01:50 Kim ignores Sam and makes us all look bad.
02:15 Sometimes, you just need a giant wok.
02:50 But Kim won’t let Sam have his giant wok.
03:50 Maybe you don’t need a $5,000 in your grocery store.
04:10 Especially if it smells like dead fish in your grocery store.
04:50 Kim embarrasses us both, because she doesn’t listen to Sam.
06:30 Kim lies to the Things.
07:20 Sam is apparently a spymaster.
07:45 And they can watch you through your camera phone.
08:40 How the lie will come home to roost.
09:00 Thing 1 and boys on the phone. Is Sam wrong?
09:35 Who’s right here, people?
10:20 What should the rule be?
11:00 Kim’s not sure how boys think. Sam is.
11:30 Send us an email, let us know what you think.
12:20 How teenagers abuse their phones.
12:30 Kim misses a p.
13:20 A message to young girls who shouldn’t be listening to the show, anyway.
14:40 My, how times have changed.
16:10 Marilyn’s movie.
16:35 Does the FBI not have something better to do than look at porn?
17:40 Porn that Sam doesn’t understand.
18:10 Kim shuts down the segment.
18:35 Kim tries to tie two very wrong things together.
19:10 Polygamists can’t be trusted.
19:50 Do you remember the last time we put people in a coliseum?
21:00 Sam doesn’t understand polygamists.
22:30 The pope apologizes, sort of.
23:30 John McCain is not in touch with the people. Remember that.
24:16 It’ll cost the government $18 billion. Maybe it should cost the oil companies a little.
25:00 Honestly, no one in this country should be going hungry.
27:00 Don’t forget to vote for us. We like being #1.
27:15 Also, don’t forget to get yourself signed up for blockbuster.com.
27:30 How Kim controls the movies.
27:50 Blockbuster is going Blu-ray, so that’s awesome.
28:42 Seeya!