Episode 0154 - Wild Things

April 17, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

In today’s episode: Sam’s idea; listener email; the dentist trip; Kim’s job; Thing 3 flips out; career day; animalistic kids; Dr. Phil the dummy; tiny strippers; marker huffing; scratch and sniff nasties; things in the nightstand.

00:00 Theme music, put it in your ear and smile.
00:17 Welcome to the show, my pretties.
00:40 Kim shoots down Sam’s genius.
01:10 Sometimes you have to tell the ladies what they want to hear.
01:30 Thanks for your votes and support, we really appreciate your help.
02:10 Listener email from Teacher Chick.
02:30 Kim used to teach Jesus stuff to impressionable children.
03:20 We have dealt with teachers in the past - we’re trying to help here!
03:50 Teacher Chick will be on the show soon. Soon!
04:25 Sam’s trip to the dentist. Not as bad as he thought.
05:30 The dread is beyond belief.
05:50 Kim had a lot of extra teeth when she was a kid.
06:25 Crazy hygienist did not really strike Sam as all that crazy.
07:00 Your knees - they aren’t meant to hold 400 pounds.
08:00 Sam doesn’t usually help the fallen. He’s not that kind of guy.
09:20 Kim gets angry.
10:25 When the job goes bad. Really bad.
11:50 Kim works too hard. It’s kind of crazy to see it in action.
12:10 It’s too green.
12:30 Kim is buff.
13:00 Thing 3 gets rude.
13:45 The meltdown.
14:10 Fear the claw!
14:30 A trip to school is not a simple thing for Kim.
15:20 Why do kids think that flipping out on their parents will ever work?
15:45 No, Kim. Not the Brady Bunch Hawaii Special. No.
16:30 Thanks, Teacher of Thing 3 - you rock.
17:15 Career Day. Whatever.
17:45 Kids, let Sam be a cautionary tale.
21:10 Savages.
22:00 Thanks, Dr. Phil. You suck. REALLY SUCK.
23:30 Let’s just replace daytime TV with NPR.
23:50 The wicked must be punished.
24:40 Popularizing these videos isn’t a great idea.
25:10 Strip clubs gone wrong.
26:10 Strippers, if Sam is wrong, please correct him.
27:45 Demons can be hot.
28:40 Don’t huff the markers!
30:00 Zero tolerance = zero intelligence.
30:45 Markers don’t smell good, honestly. Gross.
31:00 Sam tells a horrible story.
31:45 The color of love.
33:00 Another horrifying childhood moment.
34:58 Seeya!