Episode 0153 – Madness

April 15, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: the Fearsome Foursome; Sam’s childhood trauma; health insurance evil; bugs in the bathroom; compliments for Kim; Botox in your brain; Rob Lowe kills the buzz; gimp in the basement.

00:00 It is the theme music, it lets you know the show is starting.
00:18 Welcome back to the show – it is Madness, I tell you. Madness.
00:45 It’s movie time.
01:25 We really are sad and pathetic. Pity us.
01:35 Kim’s disturbing story about the Fearsome Foursome.
02:30 If your dad looks like Eminem, you might be having some problems.
03:20 Apparently, Sam doesn’t really understand how school discipline works.
04:00 If all this stuff is wrong with your kids, it’s probably your fault.
04:45 Seriously, there was ice on the road here, in April. WTF?
05:10 Sam was traumatized by a disturbed kid, now he has trust issues.
06:00 It’s instinct, people. We can’t fight it.
07:00 You can’t trust crazy. I know you think you can, but you are wrong.
07:45 Crazy kids with shovels – now that’s not a good sign.
08:30 Are we wrong for hoping our kids avoid crazy people?
08:50 Health insurance – the most evil of the necessary evils.
10:00 Health care recovery agent = someone who wants to sue someone.
11:00 We pay our dues, you should pay yours, insurance man.
11:45 The slight disaster of the Things.
12:20 Kim does not believe me, but it is true.
12:40 Screams are never good. Well, almost never.
13:30 Bugs. Big deal.
14:00 You can’t get away from bugs in Texas. You really can’t.
15:00 Palmetto bugs are truly the nastiest. Gross.
15:30 The Things are afraid of butterflies.
16:00 Teacher Chick chimes in with her fear of lizards. The things aren’t afraid of lizards, at all. Odd as that seems.
16:30 Sam retires from the dad business.
17:00 Kim gets kudos for his news. Sam is shat upon.
17:35 Don’t leave your kid behind.
18:00 Some 3-year-olds are hardened criminals.
19:00 Your mom can get you. I ain’t got time.
19:20 Botox – IN YOUR BRAIN.
20:20 Priscilla, we’re talking to you.
20:40 Famous chicks, why do you do this dumb stuff?
21:30 Sam likes wrinkly chicks.
22:00 Cosmetic procedure approved by Sam.
23:30 Kim, if you can’t tell, hates plastic surgery.
24:25 Rob Lowe – buzz kill, no-fun boss.
25:05 Kim has an actual letter quota in her news.
25:30 Rob Lowe’s wife. WTF?
26:25 Kim’s baseless accusation.
27:40 Bring out the gimp!
29:00 The gimp can probably be unchained at night. It’s for his own good.
29:30 Tell, or die?
29:50 Kim makes it all bad.
30:30 A 30-second movie review. See No Evil. Okay, maybe a little longer than 30 seconds.
31:25 A message to horror-movie writers.
31:45 House guests screw up the fun times.
32:52 Seeya!

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One Response to “Episode 0153 – Madness”

smd1 on April 16th, 2008 11:18 am

Come on Sam I like both of you. News with Kim is the name of the segment, IIIIIIIIIIII didn,t name it such I just referred to it by name . Honestly it is a combination of the wacky news and how you and Kim talk about it. So chill dud, if the podcast was missing either of you it would not be as good.
(Kim, that was hard work , I forget how”sensitive guys can be sometimes )

Shawn