Episode 0142 – Not Nice
In this episode: The last mutation clue; spring break is over; search terms; a driving burden; Thing 1 is picky about college; teenagers and their opinions; pee bags; vampires of India; Canada vs. Gophers.
00:00 Theme music. So awesome it hurts.
00:18 Welcome back to the show, you awesome listeners, you.
00:50 Congratulations to us – another record setting week for RWTY!
01:15 Your chance to enter the Kim’s Mutation Contest is running short!
01:30 The fourth and final clue to the mutation comes up in the next show.
02:10 The kids are back in school.
02:25 We’re adding more pictures to our site, so check back often.
02:40 Maybe next year some of you won’t wait until Easter to look for how to make a bunny cake, eh?
03:25 A strange and somewhat unnerving search term to our site.
03:45 How many times have you ever gotten to page 16 looking for a search term?
04:45 Something Sam doesn’t like about having kids.
05:10 A problem that we can fix, if we’d only try.
05:40 A way to solve the too many dirty dishes problem.
06:00 Sam plans for the summer.
06:20 Sam’s driving burden.
06:50 Maybe Sam doesn’t know these people.
07:20 Kim’s wake-up call schedule is a little complex.
08:10 Thing 3 complains about vehicles.
08:25 Thing 1 becomes very picky about college.
09:10 International studies only, please.
09:55 Thing 1 is sadly mistaken about how her college will be funded.
10:30 Sam plans to eject a child from the nest.
10:45 Thing 1 is crazy about what money actually means and how much we have.
11:00 Where did we go wrong?
11:20 Sam blames other parents.
12:00 Summer jobs are not as easy as they sound.
12:30 Kim thinks Thing 1 has a lot of options.
13:00 A family meal that goes horribly awry.
13:40 We really tried to teach the Things right. But it didn’t take.
14:20 Is fighting mice and rats really glamorous?
15:00 Ah, to be young and foolish again.
15:50 Here’s a bag. Pee in it.
16:15 Why do bosses suck so bad when the economy is down?
17:00 Kim has a lot of talents.
18:30 Modern day vampires.
19:00 Sam questions
19:40 Maybe we need to rethink going to other countries for medical procedures.
20:10 Sometimes, money makes things more tolerable.
21:00 Kim has more faith in humanity than Sam.
21:20 A nicer alternative to being a blood donor.
21:45 Something nice goes wrong.
22:00 This is possible, we suggest you seek medical attention.
22:15 When men will develop laser-like focus.
22:40 Kim criticizes.
23:00 Canada vs. Gophers – Our money is on the gophers.
23:30 Sam explains the gopher battle.
23:50 Kim is shocked and disbelieves.
24:10 Gophers can be vicious. That’s why we blow them up.
24:40 Sam ponders the mind of a Canadian.
25:05 Sam’s vision of Canada.
25:25 The UP vs. Canada. We’re sorry, Canada.
25:55 Thank you guys and gals so much for listening to the show.
26:10 Don’t forget to get your mutation guesses in – 03/31 is your deadline!
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26:45 Sam’s new affiliate program that will make him rich.