Episode 0141 – Greasemonkeys

March 25, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

In today’s show: Kim’s new bias; the Segway stores; cars being abandoned; Kim saves you money; bad dad; dad guilt; dad sites or the lack thereof; the US goes to war with Tulsa; hair affair; bad girls.

00:00 Theme music. Dig it.
00:17 Welcome to the show!
00:28 Kim reveals another personal bias.
01:10 Why Kim doesn’t like mechanics.
01:30 Kim’s high school friends weren’t exactly the picture of nice.
02:15 What is up with the Segway stores?
02:40 Why do you people need Segways in Dallas?
Apparently there is only ONE Segway dealer in Dallas, even though we have seen TWO Segway stores. Is there a gray market on these things?
04:15 Why are you people leaving your cars on the highway?
05:00 I’m warning you people, you’re going to get killed if you keep stopping on the highway.
05:25 The high price of stupid gas.
05:40 Kim tells you how to save money.
06:00 Sam plans to buy a small car.
07:15 Kim thinks we should go Flintstones.
07:25 Sam reveals another horrible childhood story.
08:50 Video games pre-Pong.
09:30 A cautionary tale and why you shouldn’t spend all your money on kids.
10:00 Sam wonders if he’s a bad dad.
10:30 Dad guilt can be crushing.
10:50 Reconnecting with your kids is important, it can even be fun.
11:20 Attitude can be bad for everyone.
11:30 There aren’t a lot of websites out there for dads.
11:45 Why do chicks get all the sites for moms?
12:10 Kim blames the dramamamas.
12:35 Sam has been pushed out by mom boards because they think guys are dumb.
13:10 I know being a work-at-home dad is hard. But it’s different.
13:25 Men, don’t buy into the Everybody Loves Raymond crap. Dads aren’t dumb.
14:20 Ladies, don’t post ‘cute’ stories about your husband being dumb.
14:55 Know of any good dad spaces?
15:00 Kim’s only advice from her dad.
16:00 Why Sam fears the divorced dad thing.
17:00 Sam does know what an Elektra complex is.
17:40 The US goes to war with Tulsa.
19:25 Sam’s request to the military.
19:39 Hey, that’s my hair.
20:20 Kim really doesn’t like this story.
20:50 Look, stuff in the hair doesn’t happen on accident.
21:10 This is what happens when you interrupt someone.
22:25 Sam gets yelled at on flights when he gets up to use the restroom.
23:10 It should be worth at least $1 million.
23:30 It’s important to have words for these things.
24:20 Girls are dangerous.
24:40 Girls with knives disturb Sam.
25:00 Use your heads, kids.
26:20 Maybe it wasn’t styling gel.
26:40 Sam threatens to go back to the hair cutter to get stuff.
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27:30 Your chances to win the Mutation Contest are coming to a close!
28:33 Seeya!