Episode 0140 – Inbox

March 24, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

In this episode: inboxes; toebiters; the talent show of doom; Beethoven’s C***; a parenting trick or two; Thing 3 becomes a spammer; used lip balm; scaring the kids; email etiquette; dumb girls; personal responsibility; the sea attacks.

00:00 Theme music, it’s free.
00:17 Welcome back to RWTY – you guys rock.
00:25 The inbox is not actually filled.
00:50 Poolboys, be warned.
01:00 Our pool is not in great shape, but it’s not in bad shape.
02:30 Guys, come over to Camoosta – the womenfolk are overrunning the place.
02:55 All right, next show. Whatever.
03:00 The talent show of doooom.
03:15 No, Thing 3 will not be singing the Umbrella song.
03:30 Hmmm, a routine. That doesn’t bode well.
03:45 Thing 3’s mind is not always in tune with reality.
04:20 Rock Band does help kids with their confidence.
04:50 The song that Thing 3 doesn’t get to sing on Rock Band.
05:40 How the kids negotiate with Kim.
06:30 A parenting trick you can use, free of charge.
07:00 Thing 3 is our own little spammer.
07:45 Used lip balm is a scourge on the playground.
08:15 If you’re going to scare your kids a little, you might as well scare them a lot so that it sticks.
08:30 Kim is much meaner than Sam. Much.
09;40 Whoa, Kim actually put up pictures on the web.
09:50 Sam flirts with craigslist.
10:10 When you’re selling stuff, please respond to my emails.
10:50 Kim responded to a craigslist ad once.
11:45 eBay people are just as bad as craigslist people.
12:10 Why do some people just not even check email? If you have an email, then check it.
12:42 A special message to Derek, concerning the triplets.
13:04 Kim ruins the real story.
13:35 Fine, here’s what really happened to the triplet.
13:50 Ashley Dupers – dumb girl.
14:25 If you get busted for being a prostitute, sell out as fast as you can.
15:00 Why would you even worry about this?
15:30 Why Girls Gone Wild is so popular.
15:45 That’s a lot to find out about your daughter all at once.
16:10 Advice to the ladies about their boobs.
16:40 For the record, we do not agree with this particular law.
17:30 Don’t leave your girlfriend on the toilet, or you will go to jail.
17:40 Sam does not think it’s this guy’s fault.
18:20 Here’s another tip – if your legs fall asleep, you need to change your position.
18:50 The worst thing about potty training is how stubborn kids are.
19:15 Why not just go when you have to go, kid?
19:40 Even adults sometimes have trouble with this.
20:20 Just keep it to yourself, be a grownup.
20:40 Look, take responsibility for your own foolishness.
21:20 Guys, you know what Sam’s saying.
21:45 Sam’s very unpopular opinion.
22:20 This shouldn’t even be a crime.
23:00 Sam has to deal with legal stuff a lot. Basically, the law is a mess.
24:15 The fickle finger of fate.
24:40 Kim imitates the rare kamikaze string ray.
25:40 What are the odds? They are not good.
26:20 Dolphins aren’t your friend either.
26:40 Hey, dolphins don’t be humping on the humans.
27:05 We know your listening on your aquapods, sea creatures. We know.
27:20 The next step in sting ray evolution.
27:40 Aquaman is lame. You know it.
28:50 Seeya!