Episode 0138 – Just Deserts
On today’s show: Becoming #0; St. Patrick’s Day; Man on a Stick Day; a school prank; a movie review; Sam and the 360; rocking too hard; the danger of sleeping in class; punishing the good; mold in schools, a kid tale from a listener.
00:00 Theme music.
00:17 Welcome to the show!
00:26 Learn to spell!
00:54 Becoming number 0. It’s better than number 1.
01:10 Man on a stick day – rock on!
01:25 St. Patrick’s Day. Very boring around here.
01:40 Kim hates cabbage.
02:00 Sam is tricksy.
02:30 Kim breaks the rule about butt talk. And her eyes are not green.
03:00 The school prank.
04:10 Even fake disabilities are probably ripe for a lawsuit.
05:00 The Return – A Movie Review.
06:40 Kim doesn’t know when to bail on crappy movies.
07:30 Sam Halos with Tom from ourfirstmarriage.com.
07:50 Kim complains about the 360 volume, again.
08:10 Sam’s video game time frame is narrow. The rest of the house just needs to deal.
09:00 The Things are back to rocking.
09:45 Sam rocks too hard – bass pedal broken.
10:10 Kim falls down on the job.
10:20 Sam McGyvers the bass pedal.
11:00 Look, maybe you shouldn’t be sleeping in class.
11:30 Don’t blame the victims.
11:40 Kim brings up the terrorizing teacher from the olden days.
12:30 Back in the day, you would be lucky to have a broken eardrum.
13:00 Smart teachers know who to mess with.
14:00 Kim smells a scam.
14:50 Sam calls for radical school reform.
15:20 Let’s put the teachers who want to teach with the kids who want to learn.
15:55 Thing 0. A tragic tale.
16:20 No good deed . . .
17:00 A school bus drill that works.
18:30 Sam’s bus driver smoked a lot of weed. Kim’s bus driver was just a fat guy.
18:45 The dangers of living out in the sticks and riding a public school bus.
19:30 In the olden days, you got punished even when it wasn’t your fault.
19:50 It’s only mold, don’t be a wimp.
21:10 Sam remembers the dark days of asbestos removal.
22:00 Times Beach – eeks.
22:40 Mmmm, cookies.
22:50 An invitation.
23:10 Thanks for all the listening!
23:20 Kim has her own version of The Secret.
24:00 Sam can’t use his super powers, apparently.
24:15 Stay tuned for a mutation update in the next episode.
24:30 Listeners from the live show have some input at the end of the show.
25:00 What the show would be like if Sam’s dad was on the show.
25:40 Thanks for listening!
26:10 A kid tale from Richard, one of our listeners. Send in some stories of your own and we’ll put ‘em on the show!