Episode 0136 – I’m a Doctor
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On today’s show: Thing 2 self-diagnoses via WebMD; ear infections; sleep apnea; z-packs; the best doctor; polluted birds; STDs; Mary Ann and MaryJane; the horrible truth about maraschino cherries.
00:00 Theme music
00:17 Welcome to the show!
00:50 Thanks for your votes on podcastalley, the juice on blubrry, and your emails.
01:10 Thing 2 goes with self-diagnosis.
01:55 Mom medicine doesn’t work.
02:16 WebMD comes to the rescue.
02:50 Brain flukes are not your friend.
03:15 Why toxoplasmosis should be harnessed for the good of mankind.
04:10 Science, please put your nerdy brains to work on this.
04:35 Kim detours.
04:50 We are SPINAL TAP!
05:05 Thing 2 hates the doctor.
06:00 We’re not as sick as we sound. I think someone put a voodoo hex on us.
06:30 Ear infections are the suck.
07;15 The fastest doctor’s appointment ever.
07:40 Seriously, I don’t want you exposing me to TB.
08:10 Z-packs are good, but they may not be good for your belly.
09:05 I’m pretty sure there is no site called ratemypoop.com. I did not check.
09:35 Sam gets ill.
10:05 Protect your junk, gentlemen.
11:00 Sometimes awesomeness can be a problem.
11:45 Why Kim dislikes Sam’s doctor.
12:15 Whoa, doc. Whoa.
13:05 Sam now has to lose weight if he wants to avoid the CPAP machine. Boo.
13:45 Kim sleeps with her head under a pillow.
14:05 Fine, it’s all about Kim.
14:55 Mmmm, amphetamines.
15:45 The doctor knows what we need.
15:50 Kim reads the news in her own style. First up, a story about polluted birds.
16:50 When only the polluted can breed, hulk starlings become the future.
18:00 The horrible sparrows of Washington state.
18:40 Argh, STDs.
19:15 Kim’s brain – doing the math for you since 2007.
19:45 The right kind of sex ed does discourage sexy time.
20:20 WebMD doesn’t really have nasty pictures.
20:40 Small towns are rife with VD, too. Trust me on this.
21:35 Kim had good foresight here. Thanks, Kim.
22:15 The worst secrets to discover after you’re already married.
22:30 Horrifying things Sam didn’t know.
23:00 Kim doesn’t know the kind of horror show she has brewing in her bloodstream.
23:00 Fortunately, Group B Strep only gets passed to babies.
23:45 Ah, Mary Ann, you party fiend.
24:35 The war on drugs – it leads to dumbness.
25:05 69 years old. That’s weird.
25:50 Kim is a shocking proponent for pot as an anagathic.
26:10 How maraschino cherries are made. Tune out if you like them.
28:00 Old-tymey maraschino cherries are different.
29:30 Pickled apples aren’t as gross as they sound.
30:35 Eating the fruit being made for a fruitcake can be an intoxicating experience.
31:30 Kim gets abusive.
31:40 Thanks for listening to the show, you guys rock. Except for the mean people
32:10 Check out Kim’s projects on the site and don’t forget to send in your mtuation guesses.
33:03 Seeya!
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