Episode 0119 – Do Not Want

February 15, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

Mutation contest update; no Lego Nazis; mall liberation; artificial sweetners – fail; troublesome dreams; sick astronaut; hockey injury.

00:00 Theme music.
00:17 Welcome to the show!
00:35 Another Kim’s Mutation contest update.
01:30 It’s called polymelia.
02:20 The cure for the vaginal dentata.
02:40 Little known dental facts.
03:30 Sam spits out some contest rules, that probably aren’t much like the real rules.
04:15 When you will miss the Nazis.
05:12 Admittedly, a Lego Ark of the Covenant would be bad-ass.
05:44 Indiana Jones and the Island of the Unvaccinated.
07:03 Sam is never going to the mall again.
07:45 Public pool swimming – it’s not good.
08:30 Sam liberates himself in the mall.
09:30 The definition of babysitting.
10:00 It’s the little things that point to the decay of our society.
10:55 Saccharin was first synthesized in 1879. So, yeah, more than 20 years.
11:15 Apparently artificial sweeteners interfere with your ability to assess caloric intake, leading to overeating.
12:25 Sam offers to make a horrible sacrifice for the show.
13:00 Thing 3 – the hate is strong in this one.
14:40 The turnaround.
15:18 Kim reveals Sam’s brain damage.
18:16 Dreams. I has them.
19:25 Kim is having a mood. Sam pokes her with a stick.
20:45 Alternative labor sources.
20:55 Astronaut hatin’, part one jillion.
21:30 Space – the vomitus frontier.
22:05 Another thing that Kim could not enjoy.
22:55 Cold flourescent bulbs – these kind of suck balls.
23:55 Further evidence that Sam is right – people who volunteer to work with kids have problems.
24:30 Florida has executed 60 people since 1976. Amateurs – Texas has popped 405 in the same time.
26:10 Kim doesn’t like it when the fans disagree with her.
26:45 My neck, why is it squirting like that?
27:15 Little known boxing fact – 3/4 of all fighters who have more than 20 pro bouts suffer degenerative brain damage.
29:30 Thanks to the listeners – you guys rock.
30:10 Sam needs a replacement for the c-word.
32:15 Seeya!

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2 Responses to “Episode 0119 – Do Not Want”

chris on February 15th, 2008 12:35 pm

1- Kim we love you!
2- Seems like we get all the child molesters down here in Florida. They usually move down from the north (Missouri included) for the weather.
3-What is up with the “listeners also subscribe to” on itunes? PETA is listening!
Tom on February 19th, 2008 4:37 pm

Ah, Kim. Don’t take it personally. People rarely agree with me!