Episode 0079 – The Paper Chase
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RWTY TV #0 is up; Thing 3’s blackmail drama continues; a paper shortage at RWTY Central; the Marshmallow Boy; Kim’s childhood weirdness; Sam was a nerd, too; the dangers of flying machetes; Sesame Street – not for kids. Call us – 214.431.5051!
00:00 The theme music, it just gets better every episode.
00:16 Welcome to the show.
00:36 Check out horde.arewethereyetpodcast.com for the very first episode of RWTY TV.
01:15 Thing 3’s blackmail drama revisited.
02:25 Thing 3 writes an apology.
03:20 The word so is very useful in your apology.
03:45 The apology gambit fails.
04:20 The paper shortage and its cause.
04:58 Why do childhood crafts suddenly become so difficult when we’re old?
06:28 Kim does not like imperfect things.
07:11 Don’t burn paper in your fireplace, it’s not safe.
08:10 The s’mores maker is total crap.
09:15 Sheldon the Marshmallow Boy.
09:55 Sheldon is the kind of name that will follow your child. Choose wisely.
11:00 Here is what Sheldon has decided to do. Don’t do this, Sheldon.
11:50 Kim was weird. REALLY weird.
12:45 Kim the 3-year-old cutter.
14:40 Revelation: razor blades are incredibly sharp.
15:50 The cast caper.
16:50 How to break your leg in one easy step.
17:40 Why having a nurse for a mom is a bad idea.
18:14 Cast caper – take two.
18:45 Cast caper – take three, the log edition.
20:00 Snowmobile accidents with children.
21:20 Kim tries to deflect the heat onto Sam. She fails.
22:15 Sam played D&D. But he didn’t try to break any of his bones.
22:50 The hidden dangers of spelunking.
23:30 This was not a fashion choice, Sam was just poor.
24:40 Flying machetes are a not-so-hidden danger.
25:45 Not all drama kids are THAT kind of drama kid.
26:10 Raising mice at school.
27:00 News with Kim – Sesame Street Travesty.
30:05 H.R. Puffinstuff was awesome, but only for stoners.
31:50 Hey, school – get your hand out of my pocket, please.
33:40 Importing poor kids might save you money.
34:30 Sam has an idea to save money on Kindergarten.
35:30 Thanks so much guys, your support means a lot to us.
36:15 Seeya!
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