Episode 0074 – Cyclonic Action
Lakshmi’s revenge; god’s listening; the Thing 3 sleepover; the Things go to war; Thing 2 becomes an activist; hate speech is okay – sometimes; family tree = stupid; what China does with its condoms. Call us – 214.431.5051!
00:00 Theme music – it’s for the kids.
00:15 Cyclonic action – where are the robots.
00:30 Sam warned you, but you didn’t listen.
01:00 Sam would like to apologize, as apparently he sucks at geography. Bangladesh is not in India. Sam iz stoopit.
01:50 Goddess Lakshmi is not going to accept your little candles after you cut off her avatar’s arms and legs.
02:30 Don’t whine when your god actually answers your prayers.
03:30 God will answer your prayers in the order they are received.
04:20 Thing 3 has a sleepover. This is not without its dangers.
05:00 Kim’s cleaning rituals.
05:40 Why Sam bought the house.
06:00 Kim reveals Sam’s secret teenage shame. No, not that. Pervert.
07:30 8-year-old feeding frenzy.
08:45 Sam imitates his niece.
10:00 The DVD player fiasco. How many cords does Sam have for the Xbox?
12:00 The noon rule.
13:00 Why do you have THIS in your window?
13:40 Strange beliefs from the kid who stayed in my house.
14:30 Why must you girl torment Sam so?
16:00 Milk spills are the equivalent of the Exxon Valdez disaster in our house.
17:00 Thing 2 is on a hairtrigger today. It’s probably not related to her hormones, but you can never be sure.
17:50 Thing 2 is made for a reason, though.
19:50 News with Kim.
20:30 Hate speech is not okay if it’s directed at white folks.
21:55 Your lesson in Australian hate-speech.
23:00 Kim is not English. Neither is Sam. We think.
23:45 Some people have shitty Halo 3 interpersonal skills.
24:40 Xbox Live does not appreciate your racial slurs, asshat.
25:10 Lowes – you can suck it.
26:22 Family tree? Bullshit.
27:45 Christians, you don’t get the Christmas Tree, all right?
28:40 Just in case you didn’t know what was meant by a used condom.
29:40 How’s this for a dream job.
31:00 Sarah came alllll the way from Australia to listen to the show. She rocks.
31:43 Kim makes a promise she can’t possibly keep.
32:30 Kim abandons the teacher to ‘My Wife’s Too Tight’ guy.
33:14 Happy Turkey Week, peoples!
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