Episode 0073 – Grow Up
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Thing 2′s field trip week; Wolfgank Puck disses the kids; marble boobies; Thing 1′s field trip thrill; stop treating your kids like babies; wwaaaah, work is hard; Kim kills the dreams of childhood; venereal disease round-up. Call us – 214.431.5051.
00:00 Theme music – it’s awesome!
00:15 Welcome to the show – don’t forget to get your turkey for frying!
01:00 Thing 2 has a pretty gravy school life.
02:30 Two field trips, one destination.
03:15 The first trip to the museum was cool.
03:30 Wolfgang Puck disses the GT kids.
04:10 Let’s not go overboard with the permission slips, people.
04:25 A docent is someone who works at the museum. Apparently with blinders.
05:10 There is a difference between art and porn. Not much of one, but it’s there.
06:10 Whoops, we saw the boobies.
07:00 Playboy is art, you know.
08:00 Day 2 – Yay for pigeons!
08:40 Thing 1′s big field trip excitement.
10:00 Ah, toilets are so fascinating.
11:00 What the future will be like with the Things.
12:00 Let’s not add to our kids problems in the future.
13:00 This is what you get when you are too easy on your kids.
14:00 If you want to buy me a car, I will let you.
15:00 Sam’s writing career, or lack thereof.
15:45 What’s wrong with America.
17:00 News with Kim
17:30 Ahhh, poor babies.
19:40 Kim stabs your the childhood dream in the face.
20:00 We explain which degrees are useless.
22:25 Aaargh, crotch rot is on the rise!
24:40 What syphilis does.
25:00 St. Louis – Home of unprotected sex.
26:40 The worst venereal disease ever.
27:00 C. Difficil is nasty. Really nasty.
28:50 The worst donation ever.
30:00 Kim is thinking about this far too hard.
31:00 The work we go to in order to put this show in is amazing these days.
32:50 Sam asks the difficult questions.
33:20 What’s up, cake watchers?
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