Episode 0063 – Smart and Dumb
What’s up with episode 0051; bragging about Thing 2; the challenges of the gifted kid; things Kim doesn’t like; sibling rivalry tips wanted; Kim’s new segment; more trouble from China; return of the magic ass; parenting secrets. Call us – 214.431.5051!
00:00 Welcome to the show!
00:18 Sam has a question about episode 0051.
00:40 Was it the French?
01:15 The week in review. Short summary – too many crabby girls in the house. Some of them have to go.
01:55 Some bragging about Thing 2.
02:40 How the Duke TIP program works.
03:15 Thing 2 is hiding her skills, so she can appear normal.
03:55 Thing 1 gets angry.
05:20 A plea to the audience.
06:40 Thing 2′s friends really bother Sam.
07:20 Sam offers Kim a bet.
07:45 Sam is glad he isn’t dating these days.
08:05 Sam tries to guess the things Kim doesn’t like. It’s a long list.
08:33 Oh, she doesn’t like sibling rivalry.
09:13 Kim coddles the girls far too much.
10:17 Kim has a great idea, that Sam doesn’t think will work.
11:10 Any tips on sibling rivalries out there?
11:30 Kim’s sibling rivalries were kinda lame.
12:40 Flag = flunked like a moron.
13:10 Sam delivers the backhanded compliment.
13:44 The sorority sisters got in Sam’s way.
15:00 At this time of the month, they’ve all got the same personality.
15:30 Kim really messes up the beginning of her new segment. Sam is sad.
16:00 Kim admits to being a super slacker. But it’s time for Kim news, excellent, party time!
17:00 Check out the Bumbo Seat. That you can no longer have, because people are dumb.
18:30 A perfect example of how stupid people are.
19:23 Sam doesn’t really mean this – please don’t take the kids.
19:35 Another China story.
20:15 Some other things that China can poison us with, courtesy of Sam.
21:00 All-in-one contact solutions are not the best. They may be the worst.
22:05 A discussion of the powers of the magic ass.
22:30 Kim makes a surprising offer for RWTY.tv.
23:15 Lead absorption – Skin or Ingestion?
24:00 Sam offers to do experiments – for science.
24:38 A review of a parenting book and some advice. I would tell you the name, but the title is stupid long. Just listen to the show.
25:50 Maybe a stick isn’t a great idea.
26:30 Kids are too sneaky for this crap to work.
26:55 The PIF plan – It’s just as good as any crap you’ll read in a child-rearing book. I think.
28:00 Kim’s version of punishment.
29:00 Have we failed with Thing 3? Or is it just rising hormones?
30:10 A quiet plea for an explanation. And Sam makes a prediction.