Episode 0062 – Call of the Wild
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A new segment; feral pigs and HOAs; untimely death for a Make A Wish gift; organized crime world of the primates; Thing 3’s obsession with riddles; Thing 2 tries out for All City Band; Kim and Sam share their chilhood obsessions. Call us at 214-431-5051
00:00 Check out that theme music.
00:15 Sam chokes on his drink. Whoops.
00:20 Why Wild Things is creepy now.
00:45 Hey, new listeners, welcome to the show.
00:48 An uncomfortable silence, because Kim’s waiting for a cue that’s not coming.
00:50 We announce some changes to the show.
01:00 News with Kim – sorry, Kim, no sounder yet.
01:58 News with Kim is a little rough this first time out.
02:40 Why pigs attacking the yards of North Dallas is news. Hint: It’s about money.
03:10 How pigs can help clean the pool.
03:25 This may be a slight exaggeration.
03:52 Kim’s vengeful streak shines through.
04:50 Sam bags on the housewives of North Texas.
05:40 An unfortunate side-effect of the Castle Doctrine.
06:10 It turns out that livestock rustling may, indeed, not carry the death penalty in Texas. Rustling is still a problem, though.
06:35 Pit bulls suck.
07:30 Kim has a point.
09:22 Let’s help cancer boy get a new horse.
09:47 Not the first time pit bulls et a horse.
10:30 Mike chimes in from the studio audience.
10:55 Edict No. 3
11:30 Damn dirty apes.
12:45 More problems caused by religion.
13:30 A plan that needed more thought.
14:12 Do you not learn from your mistakes?
15:10 Chimpanzee, monkey, whatever.
15:45 Skinning squirrels – maybe not a universal experience.
16:25 Kim reveals the source of the fall in primate population.
16:55 Edict No. 4
17:10 What it feels like to be the only male in a house full of PMSing women.
18:10 Joke time with Thing 3.
18:46 What the kids are actually trying to do.
19:15 Thing 2 tries out for All City Band. Sam actually means synesthesia here, not kinesthesia. He was a little buzzed.
21:20 Thing 2 tries to throw the audition.
22:05 The Things are giving up what they’re good at to go with things they are bad at.
22:10 Another Thing 3 Joke.
23:00 Rites of Passage.
23:54 Kim was a magic girl.
24:30 Why Kim forgets.
24:50 Sam’s attention-getting phase, involving dead little brother.
25:55 It’s all about the respect.
26:17 A little brother story of horror and doom.
27:00 Satanic possession seems the most likely answer.
27:40 CPS was pretty slackerly in the 70s and 80s.
28:25 Thing Three – Joke 4!
28:52 Fear the spiny echidna!
29:30 Kim announces another new segment.
29:52 This seems a little harsh.
30:30 Thanks to all the listeners!
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