Episode 0061- Trick or Trunk
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Kim and Sam talk about the spectacle that is trick or trunk; being the only man in a house of PMS; why Dallas kids get run over; tootsie rolls and dum-dums; the rigged cake walk; the allergy ruse is revealed. Call us – 214.431.5051!
00:00 Enjoy our fantastic theme music.
00:15 And on with the show!
00:50 Sam explains Trick or Trunk.
01:40 Waiting for girls to get ready to go anywhere is so tedious. Especially on Halloween.
02:40 Shockingly, everybody is ready to go on time and there’s no fighting. Yet.
02:45 Parking is heinous at Dallas-area schools.
03:15 We get our first inkling that this event is going to blow goats.
04:00 If you’re going to do trick or trunk, make your trunk awesome. Not shitty.
04:45 But don’t get too crazy – donkey rides might be a little much.
05:25 If we don’t do things, no one else is going to put any effort into it, either. Kind of sad.
06:20 And things start to fall apart.
07:25 A hint for men on how to handle PMS in your house.
08:20 Here’s what Tweens really means.
08:45 Katamari Damacy = awesome.
09:35 And by dump, Sam means header.
10:30 This sounder will soon be replaced by a much better produced effect.
10:35 Don’t drive your Suburban through lines of kids. Do not.
11:50 Sam shows remarkable restraint, and the ‘C’ word does not get used.
12:05 Kim offers a reasonable alternative – that will never be used.
12:40 Attack of the hippie man.
13:05 Kim curses the drivers, Sam helps with a prolapse curse of his own.
13:30 Tootsie rolls and dum dums. Screw you cheap bastards.
14:20 Sam loses Thing 1.
15:25 Thing 1 is found – a punishment is imminent.
15:55 A new House Law is created.
16:30 Kim gets an out on the House Law – she refuses to take it.
17:20 Damn, not quite time to go home.
17:40 What the hell is this line for, anyway?
19:00 Indecisive kids are the worst when it comes to these school functions.
20:00 Inexplicable shyness strikes Thing 3.
21:00 The cake walk begins.
21:30 Kim gets racially profiled and the cakes are reduced.
22:20 Kim says screw this noise, we’re going home.
23:00 The search for Thing 1 begins.
23:25 Any suggestions for a punishment for Thing 1?
23:50 Sam parks like a jerk.
24:00 An old woman flirts with disaster.
25:00 Why our show didn’t record on Friday like normal.
25:20 The fruits of our labors are harvested.
26:00 Kim blows the ruse.
26:25 The joke sails right past Kim.
27:10 The show train takes a detour as we recount how Thing 1 believes we are immoral.
28:40 The wrap-up – what we learned today.
30:00 What chicks dig.
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