Episode 0060 – Halloween Present

October 25, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast

Kim breaks a promise; Halloween in Dallas; Kim’s big scare; grand theft witch; Sam’s Second Edict; the Monster Mash; stranded by the taxi; grab the loot; scare your kids – it’s good for them; why we don’t do haunted houses. Call us – 214.431.5051!

00:00 Welcome to the show!
00:15 And we’re off . . . and I talk like a moron.
00:40 Things Kim doesn’t actually do.
01:00 Kim breaks a promise – because of sick kids.
02:00 Dallas Halloween is different from Halloween in other places.
03:00 The people who lived in our apartment complex were not the greatest, sadly.
03:30 Kim’s Halloween scare.
05:30 The big reveal – spooooky!
06:30 Spit out your teeth and talk like a human.
07:15 In our town growing up, there wasn’t much Halloween vandalism. We learned that Dallas is different. Real different.
08:25 And the troubles didn’t end even when we got into a better neighborhood.
10:00 A new Sam Edict and a recap of the first Edict.
11:00 It’s the Monster Mash!
12:10 Awesome handmade costume memories.
13:30 This town knew how to party.
14:15 But this town did not.
15:05 It was totally not a wife swap. More the pity.
16:00 We’ll get to the weird stuff in the future. We kinda forgot.
18:10 Some cab drivers are really stupid. And his name really was Haji. Just like Johnny Quest’s buddy.
18;55 The upside to having kids.
20:05 This actually happened – we counted 25 people. WTF?
21:00 Door-to-door trick-or-treating takes more effort than mall trick-or-treating.
22:05 How to divide the spoils.
23:50 Kim recycles.
24:30 Scare your kids, people. That’s Halloween!
26:00 Kids need fear. They really do. Show ‘em the scary movies.
27:30 We don’t go to haunted house places anymore. Here’s why.
30:50 Things that may or may not have happened to Kim. You be the judge.
32:00 Don’t forget to leave us a combat – I mean, comment.