Episode 0059 – Halloween Memories

October 24, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast

The true story of Halloween; chill out, Louisiana; a Sam Edict for Halloween; coats over costumes – lame; why so stingy with the candy; you’re never too old to trick-or-treat; haunted railroad tracks and graveyards; snake handlers. Call us – 214.431.5051!

00:00 Enjoy the theme music.
00:15 Welcome to the show! We’re on new mics tonight, they sound pretty good to my untrained ear.
00:30 Want to launch a religious crusade? Let us know!
01:05 When Christmas isn’t much fun anymore.
01:55 The true story of Halloween.
03:25 Fat girls need love, too. And that’s what this time of year is about.
03:50 Chill out, Louisiana. Don’t harsh the Halloween buzz.
05:00 A Sam Edict for Halloween.
07:00 Some childhood Halloween memories.
07:55 Painted pumpkins are not safe – they are total BS. And WTF happened to pumpkin size?
09:25 Edgier Halloween from days gone by.
11:00 The danger of bigger kids on Halloween.
11:20 Lame trick or treating substitute.
12:40 Wear a coat over my costume? NEVER! And a sad hint of Kim’s tormented past.
13:40 WTF – Sam’s dad actually made him some cool costumes in the past.
14:50 Why don’t Kim and Sam have pictures from their childhood?
15:30 Kids are so ungrateful.
16:15 This might be dangerous.
17:30 Why so stingy with the Halloween candy, people?
18:45 An emergency message from Australia – it’s time for Cups for Koalas!
20:15 Kim likes something that I would never put in my mouth. Ever.
21:25 Sam tries to trick Kim into something oral. Denied!
22:50 Kim truly has no taste. She doesn’t like popcorn balls?
24:15 More things I don’t want to see in my Halloween candy bucket.
25:30 You’re never too old to trick-or-treat.
26:00 Haunted places of our youth. Seriously. Haunted.
27:25 And not even one girl. We were dumb.
28:45 Why does Kim have to be so crass?
29:28 The mystery of the glooooowing grave.
31:15 Dumb teenager games. And a pig attack.
32:50 Scary books we read as kids.
33:50 Snake handling churches are pretty dumb, really.
35:30 Thanks, everybody!