Episode 0058 – Edumacation
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Schools funded by Saudis..good idea? Middle schools and free birth control; the things take on a massive baking project; a tale of a bad salesman; robot attack and yet another Vatican alert! Don’t forget that you can call any time at 214-431-5051
00:00 Enjoy your fancy theme music.
00:15 And on with the show! Thanks to our listeners, and don’t forget to vote on podcastalley.com!
00:55 A plea for aid from Jidd Hafs.
01:25 Sam makes a request for an odd picture.
02:05 Kim calls Sam out for his fear of nutria.
02:35 It’s time for – EXTREME LOCKDOWN!
03:50 I really have no idea how long this school has been around. Could have been around for 20 seconds, honestly.
05:00 Kim feels oppressed.
05:45 Sam calls for the closing of Oklahoma.
06:00 Birth control in your schools.
07:45 Sam prefers to remain ignorant about his kids.
09:15 Danger is normally in direct proportion to size, in case you didn’t know.
10:15 Kim often has trouble adjusting to the horrors of the world.
11:00 When kids ask questions.
12:00 Kim is defective.
13:00 Sam offers tips for future criminals.
14:15 Why the female condom should be the only birth control given to youngsters.
16:40 Thing 2 volunteers herself for baking duty.
17:45 How we abused our mothers, and vice versa.
18:40 A warning for parents of the world.
19:30 Why Sam won’t eat leftover cookies from school.
21:00 Our kids are germophobes of the first order.
22:15 Dating edicts from Sam.
22:30 Things Sam wishes he had in school.
23:00 Sam plots for Halo domination.
24:30 Hypocrisy, thy name is school.
25:30 Kim encounters a bad salesman.
26:15 Sam’s favorite Kim story that he’s allowed to tell.
26:30 Kim attempts to throw the story off.
27:30 The salesman story continues.
29:00 Sam recounts his own time as a salesman. The worst . . .job. . . ever.
29:45 Robots attack!
31:30 Vatican Alert!
33:00 The 11th Commandment – Thou Shalt Be Hot.
34:00 What do you do if you’re a priest and you get fired?
34:30 The greatest excuse, possibly ever. I’m using it for everything.
36:00 Sam is going to make some stuff out of glass.
37:50 And we’re out!
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