Episode 0231 – Dumboff

August 29, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment 

Juice Button Listen On today’s show: Kim’s plot; contingencies; school – the first week; new schools; darter girl; tempers flare; homework trouble; taking notes is important; bad decisions; fat pay; eBay for losers. Call us – 206.339.7482.

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Episode 0230 – Safe Haven

August 28, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment 

Juice Button Listen On today’s show: Foamy hair; haircuts; the blog; writing for dummies; the first days of school; new band teachers; the contract; amendments to the contract; smart kids; flogging for kids; sexy nuns; safe haven EXTREME. Call us – 206.339.7482!

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Every Dad Needs a Motorcycle

August 27, 2008 · Filed Under Blog, Sam's Stuff · Comment 

As I get older, I think a lot about what it’s like to be a dad, what it really means. I think about what you have to do and be and give up to raise your kids, and how glad I am that I made the choice to go ahead and spawn some little rugrats of my own. But I know that it’s not always easy, and sometimes it can be a little overwhelming even for us that are old hands at this parenting thing. And that’s why every dad needs a motorcycle.

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Episode 0229 – Shooters

August 26, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment 

Juice Button Listen On today’s show: Kids mess things up; random internet school messages; archenemies; poor people aggression; new teachers; free food; band blues; beatings for all; drinks for teens; shots – get them. Call us – 206.339.7482.

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How to Stay Married

August 25, 2008 · Filed Under Blog, Sam's Stuff · 2 Comments 

If you read this site or listen to our show (and if you’re reading but not listening, you are seriously fucking cheating), then you know that Kim and I recently marked 19 years of marital endurance. If you listen to the show, you are also probably thinking to yourself, “How is that even fucking possible. Sam is a complete dick.”

But I have a secret.

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Episode 0228 – Nosey

August 25, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment 

Juice Button Listen On today’s show: Kim’s memory; follow-up to the accident; crooked; appointments are useless; pregnancy tests; reading your own x-rays; jerky teachers; failed government programs; polygamist immortals; giant fish; greedy lottery.

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Episode 0227 – Prime Offender

August 22, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast, Uncategorized · Comment 

Juice Button Listen On today’s show: We miss you; laptop checkout; unsecured wifi hijinks; one parent only, thanks; teen court – part 1; light caseload; admission of guilt; kid chauffeur; dumb people want money; Canadian pr0n; importing the uglies.

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Episode 0226 – Summer’s End

August 21, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment 

Juice Button Listen On today’s show: End of summer; instant gratification; fight club; school phone calls; conflicting schedules; college recruiting; fake rock star; accusations = guilt; no bus for you; call us – 206.339.7482!

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Episode 0225 – Getting Along

August 19, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment 

Juice Button Listen On today’s show: Time flies; pseudofriends; back in band; principal’s office; the Barbie Wonderland; poor Ken; keeping clean; kid math; tote bags; kid waxing; a challenge; do overs; crappy parenting; sex discrimination; the jerkin’ it judge.

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Episode 0224 – Getting Old

August 18, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment 

Juice Button Listen On today’s show: Kim can’t have nice things; Sam’s birthday; the chupacabra; bigfoot; the hovercraft; bathroom emergency; parent talk; teen talk; childhood fears; jell-o and cake; Kim chokes out; minority action; day labor; hovercraft.

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