Kim has had enough of summer vacation, the children contemplate money, bagworms invade, Kim’s toothbrush finds an unintended use, Sam recounts his battle with a bug, the magic of Tivo is discussed, and the children get their first horror movie.
Kim and Sam take the family to Incredible Pizza, where they brave a van-load of Jesus followers, endure bathroom misadventures, and marvel at the horror that is the children of other people. Everyone has pizza. The end
Sam puts up shelves from Ikea, Kim complains about the state of the studio, a visit to On the Border delivers service that is both ludicrous and horrifying, Starbucks fails to please, and the house has been invaded by movie-watching hobos.
In which we discuss animals, their presence in the city, modern-day sacrifices thereof, dirty underwear, and robot attacks.
Kim and Sam are both very tired, Sam explains why everyone wants his blood, the Things are mosquito magnets, fish Ebola is loose in the water, and here’s a list of more shit from China that will probably kill you if you eat it.
Kim and Sam go to Thing 1′s end-of-the-year band concert. Hilarity ensues.
Sam expresses his disdain for science, the failure rate for standardized testing in Texas is revealed, oral sex may be a problem, more shitty parent alerts, and a warning about squirrels and the Black Death.
Wherein we recount our verminous close encounters, learn how dangerous Kim can be, and reveal that there are probably rats in your house.
Kim fills us in on the horrors of field day, we learn why teenagers shouldn’t be allowed to use phones, Sam discovers that Thing 2 has been providing slave labor to her school, and we get a hint as to why kids today are fat.
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In which Kim gives the school hell for shirking its duties and a storm attacks our house. See the full rundown after the jump.