Episode 0010: Ninja Kids

June 29, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast · 1 Comment

Kim has had enough of summer vacation, the children contemplate money, bagworms invade, Kim’s toothbrush finds an unintended use, Sam recounts his battle with a bug, the magic of Tivo is discussed, and the children get their first horror movie.

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Episode 0009: Livin’ Large

June 27, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment

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Kim and Sam take the family to Incredible Pizza, where they brave a van-load of Jesus followers, endure bathroom misadventures, and marvel at the horror that is the children of other people. Everyone has pizza. The end

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Episode 0008: The WTF Day

June 25, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment

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Sam puts up shelves from Ikea, Kim complains about the state of the studio, a visit to On the Border delivers service that is both ludicrous and horrifying, Starbucks fails to please, and the house has been invaded by movie-watching hobos.
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Episode 0007: Back to Nature

June 21, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment

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In which we discuss animals, their presence in the city, modern-day sacrifices thereof, dirty underwear, and robot attacks.

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Episode 0006: Blood and Poison

June 19, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment

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Kim and Sam are both very tired, Sam explains why everyone wants his blood, the Things are mosquito magnets, fish Ebola is loose in the water, and here’s a list of more shit from China that will probably kill you if you eat it.

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Episode 0005: This One Time, At Band…

June 15, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment

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Kim and Sam go to Thing 1’s end-of-the-year band concert. Hilarity ensues.

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Episode 0004: I Hate Science

June 12, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment

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Sam expresses his disdain for science, the failure rate for standardized testing in Texas is revealed, oral sex may be a problem, more shitty parent alerts, and a warning about squirrels and the Black Death.

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Episode 0003: Rat Tales of Doom

June 8, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast · 1 Comment

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Wherein we recount our verminous close encounters, learn how dangerous Kim can be, and reveal that there are probably rats in your house.
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Episode 0002: Field Day

June 4, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast · Comment

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Kim fills us in on the horrors of field day, we learn why teenagers shouldn’t be allowed to use phones, Sam discovers that Thing 2 has been providing slave labor to her school, and we get a hint as to why kids today are fat.

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