Episode 0700 – Rip Off
On today’s show: Lego crap; mom aid; false security; insulting injury; call us – 214.267.9899.
00:00 Theme music. Not for hipsters.
00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.
00:30 When daughters lie.
00:43 We have done a few of these.
01:15 Call us – 214.267.9899.
01:20 Email us – email@example.com.
01:30 The trip to Lego Land.
02:30 Then why did I pre-order?
03:15 You better get priority treatment for this price.
03:45 Time slots are very rough estimates of how long you will wait.
04:55 This is not a waiting area, it is a corral.
05:40 Wait, this is a guided tour event.
07:20 This part is very cool. But only this part.
08:20 Well, that was short and unpleasant.
09;20 You cannot even sell me fun stuff. You suck.
10:45 This does not seem like much fun.
13:00 This is not even lego.
13:20 How your mom will take care of you.
14:25 Kids do not feel like leaving.
15:20 Generation Loser.
16:50 Make it harder.
18:40 There is no return.
19:10 False sense of security.
21:00 This is not as safe as you think it is.
24:30 This is why it is a bad idea.
25:30 Insult to injury.
26:30 You have to really keep an eye on your surrogate.
30:00 Kim will never play Mortal Kombat.
31:00 Call us – 214.267.9899.
31:20 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.