Episode 0596 – The Third Kind
On today’s show: The procedure; drunk trade; bong baby; good kids; call us – 214.267.9899.
00:00 Theme music. It’s here for you.
00:25 The invasion is over.
00:50 Call us – 214.267.9899.
00:55 Email us – email@example.com.
01:45 And now comes the time for the plunging.
02:15 Who knew you could be disappointed by this procedure.
02:35 The shocking disappointment.
03:10 To be fair, this is not Kim’s fault and was beyond her control.
04:30 This is not a nice thing to put in the waiting room.
05:15 What is wrong with you, dude.
06:10 Stop talking to me.
06:50 When your hand is small, needles look huge.
07:45 Relax, dude.
08:45 You should know something about your medical history.
11:10 If this all took place in 15 minutes . . .
11:30 I really wish I could just not show up for work.
12:45 Just let people know, assmunch.
13:50 This is how you put yourself out of work.
14:40 Where you don’t want to be.
15:30 This is the best job.
16:15 Here comes the sleepy juice.
16:45 This is now how you want to go to sleep.
17:15 And now it’s over.
17:55 This is now what Sam was told.
18:25 Kim wakes up pretty fast.
19:25 Well, that’s in appropriate.
21:20 A little cleanup, please.
22:05 Paging Dr. Douchebag.
22:45 This is not the right diagnosis.
23:30 Thanks for the removal.
24:30 I’m not a doctor, so some explanation is in order.
26:30 Drunk trading!
27:30 This is not a good way to work.
30:55 These guys never learn.
31:50 Not a nice way to raise a baby.
32:20 The kid is getting high.
32:45 Even if the baby is not stoned, you clearly are.
33:30 Just stop.
35:20 Flaming hot cheetos are not for babies.
36:00 You can influence your kids.
37:37 Don’t crack down too hard.
38:50 Just be open with your kid.
40:25 Don’t be too strict, either.
44:30 Call us – 214.267.9899.
44:35 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.