Episode 0589 – Restricted Access
On today’s show: Deadwasher; dirty pool; work/life; realy illegal; the Axe; pretty sperms; call us – 214.267.9899.
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00:00 Theme music – the other white meat.
00:15 Welcome back, money pit fans.
01:00 Kim ponders the procedure.
01:30 It’s not your butt you should be concerned about.
02:25 Kim is not great with anesthetic.
03:00 Call us – 214.267.9899.
03:10 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.
03:45 This is not a sound you want your dishwasher to make.
04:35 Kim is not happy when doing this kind of research.
05:05 The breakdown.
05:50 This sounds pretty expensive.
06:40 Kits are a rip off.
07:40 This is kind of an expensive housecall.
08:30 This kid does not know how to wash dishes. Parenting fail.
09:00 Teach your kid to read. Now.
10:50 Thing 1 gets a harsh lesson in life.
11:20 A simple solution to a privacy issue.
12:20 Thing 1 complains about work.
12:50 This is not a great way to keep up on your work.
14:10 Do not swim in dirty pools unless you want to die.
15:30 This is a fun sucker.
16:20 Kim is the meanest wife ever.
16:35 Nebraska gets in on the action.
17:45 This problem has a simple solution.
18:45 Let’s reciprocate, shall we?
20:45 If it’s good enough for the president, it should be good enough for us.
22:25 This does not sound like fun.
23:25 This should come with a warning of some type.
24:25 No one should complain about this technology.
25:40 Sam is not the first person to think of this.
26:00 Let’s make this a little more proactive.
26:45 Thing 1 misses the twist.
27:10 Sam probably shouldn’t be as offended as he is.
28:40 Resistance is futile. And painful.
29:20 Where to get your pretty sperms.
30:00 Even uglies like pretties.
31:00 This may actually be an important question.
31:40 There are hidden genetic dangers.
32:30 Many examples disprove this theory.
34:15 Call us – 214.267.9899.
34:20 Email us – email@example.com.