Episode 0570 – El Destructo
On today’s show: Water babies; broken phone; shopping fail; supersized crime; branding; inspirational teen mom – not; call us – 214.267.9899.
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00:00 Theme music is sure to warm your cockles.
00:15 Welcome back to our show, usherites.
00:30 Kim really cannot handle the printing on shirts.
01:00 Waterbabies – well, that was a weird twist.
02:00 Some kid books are not nice.
03:10 Teach your baby to read. Seriously.
04:00 Thing 2 breaks a phone.
05:00 Way to overreact, kid.
05:15 Sam cannot figure out how to open the battery.
06:15 You wore it out, kid.
07:25 Sam gets attacked by a spider.
10:00 Printer failure.
11:25 Pricing failure.
11:50 Just honor your online price, okay?
13:30 Your making it harder for yourself, Fry’s.
14:50 Bad printer drivers make Sam cranky.
15:15 This fraud, it is huge.
16:25 Someone is going to get made into a scapegoat.
18:00 We’re too polite to prosecute crimes. Sorry.
18:50 It’s kind of hard to immigrate to Canada.
21:00 Branding your kids – apparently okay.
21:50 It’s a bonding experience. With fire. And hot metal. On your skin.
24:50 Metal is a good way to get your kids to mind, apparently.
25:35 Cigarette burn to the eye – not fun.
27:15 Branding is hard on you.
27:45 The worst speaker, ever.
28:30 You’re not a spokesperson for abstinence, teen mom.
30:10 A promise.
31:10 Miss America. I guess.
32:25 Lingerie is the new bathing suit.
32:50 This video is not as bad as people think.
33:45 Sam explains the spectrum of sluttiness.
35:00 Know your audience.
36:50 How to deal with your kids.
37:25 Call us – 214.267.9899.
37:30 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.