Episode 0566 – Tummy Trouble
On today’s show: Scooter slowdown; stomach issues; purple pill peril; smoking kid; seedy auction; call us – 214.267.9899.
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00:00 Theme music – pretty cool stuff.
00:20 Scarred for life.
02:00 Some restaurants always make us sick.
02:15 Call us – 214.267.9899.
02:30 Email us – email@example.com.
03:00 Sam encounters a scooter.
04:00 Riding armor must fit to work.
05:00 Sam tries to do the right thing.
05:50 Near death moment.
07:15 Two-wheeled conveyances are not for moving.
07:25 Teach your kid to read – it’s a good thing.
09:45 Kim’s shoes hurt her stomach. Sam doesn’t get it, either.
11:00 Off come the pants.
11:55 Children need to stay out of Sam’s den.
12:45 Great, now it’s on Facebook.
13:45 Sam calls for a new place for bonobo time.
14:00 Purple pills are good for you. Oh, wait, no they are not.
15:10 Thanks, doctors, for not looking far ahead.
16:20 Flappy thing seems like a fine term to Sam.
17:40 Overuse of anything is bad. Very bad.
19:00 A story about Elvis.
21:00 Making a kid smoke – maybe not so bright.
23:50 A parent’s worst nightmare.
26:30 Auctioning off the virgins.
28:00 This all becomes worse now.
28:50 Once you start taking money, things get scary.
31:00 This is a slippery slope. Once you do it once, you are inclined to do it more than once.
33:55 A question from the doctor.
34:55 Lurking kids end the show early.
35:00 Call us – 214.267.9899.
35:15 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.
35:35 A special edition product is probably not in the works.