Episode 0565 – Scarred For Life
On today’s show: Marathon; roadkill; mistaken identity; too trusting; the nick; chocolate milk; call us – 214.267.9899.
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00:00 Theme music – it’s a blast blast blast.
00:20 The marathon.
01:15 Call us – 214.267.9899.
01:20 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.
01:55 The road is a slaughterhouse in spring.
03:00 Armadillos and skunks – what’s up with that?
04:15 The field trip to end all field trips.
05:30 Things you don’t really want to see.
07:00 Sorry, cat.
08:30 Kim can’t stop checking out real books, even though she has a kindle.
09:45 Sam wishes people liked different kinds of games.
10:30 Our kids don’t remember anything good.
12:00 Kim was an Olympian.
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14:00 People under 30 trust the government.
14:45 In other words, the youth of today are kind of pussies.
17:35 Sam is gravely disheartened.
18:35 Our kids are a bad example.
19:30 Baby boomers – this is all your fault. All your fault.
21:05 Or, maybe we don’t support this at all. AT ALL.
22:20 It really is a horrible thing.
22:50 It’s not the same for boys. Seriously.
23:25 Maybe there should be a law.
26:20 Just leave it alone, ladies. Seriously.
27:00 Let’s not mess with the milk.
28:15 Nature already has an answer for this.
30:45 Babies will eat when they’re hungry.
34:20 Email us – email@example.com.
34:45 Call us – 214.267.9899.
36:35 Easy, bathroom attendant, easy.