Episode 0537 – Reach Out
On today’s show: Rule breakers; fraudsters; TP emergency; RC protector; corrupt westerners; butt dangers; ;call us – 214.267.9899.
00:00 Welcome back to the show, all you freaky people.
00:15 See what happens when you break the rules?
00:50 We lost a tax credit this year.
01:30 The boy is risking his life.
01:50 Call us – 214.267.9899.
02:00 Email us – email@example.com.
02:15 Please stop calling my house, fraud department.
02:45 Failure to login.
03:40 Why are you asking me this?
04:40 The bank refuses to talk to Kim.
05:40 The bank likes to be a prankster.
06:30 This is an improvement over the last move they made.
08:00 Three years before Kim gets her name on the account. It’s the law.
09:00 No one is supposed to call this number, and yet, they do.
09:45 Thing 3 gets the bat signal.
10:35 You know you will need toilet paper. So be a pre-emptive checker.
12:00 I cannot pass you things through a locked door.
12:50 Proof that girls are disgusting animals.
13:40 Remote control crime prevention.
14:30 This is not hard to avoid, dummy.
15:50 Stop running from the police. It does not work.
16:40 It’s snow, not the apocalypse.
17:40 Sam pines for remote controlled doors in his house.
18:00 Do not go here. Do. Not. Go.
19:30 Intimately. You know, like a kiss on the cheek.
20:30 Repressing sex makes your culture somewhat to completely insane.
21:50 Learn about where you are going, people.
22:40 Sharks are very dangerous, even on land. Seriously.
24:00 This is how people die, seriously.
25:15 Butt danger.
25:55 Do not just let anyone put something in your butt.
27:00 What causes this to happen?
28:20 It’s not all men.
30:00 Let’s just stick to what we’ve got, please.
31:00 Sugar daddies, have a little respect for yourselves, please.
32:30 You brought it, you carry it.
33:00 Sam does not like this person.
34:30 Call us – 214.267.9899.
34:40 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.