Episode 0519 – Broken Hearts
On today’s show: Smashing helps; daughter problems; party hostage; tiny man; small boob ban; not your fairy godmother; call us – 214.267.9899.
00:00 Theme music – expect the unexpected.
00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you love us.
00:40 Sam could not handle Valentine’s day as a single person.
01:20 You have been warned.
01:30 At least there’s a good side.
01:50 Call us – 214.267.9899.
02:10 Email us – email@example.com.
02:45 Sorry for the audio issue. It’s the magic behind the scenes.
03:15 Who doesn’t have problems with their 15-year-old daughter?
04:15 Don’t take books away from your kid.
04:30 Face it – teenage girls are evil.
05:00 Don’t compete with your kids, some of them don’t like it.
05:40 The family that reads together, something something something.
06:45 There are issues between dads and daughters. Just accept them.
07:25 Some kids are mean. We have one of those.
07:35 Thing one does something wrong.
08:30 We have warned people about this.
09;10 And now we get to why the boy needs a punch in the throat.
10:00 We have told people about this, why do they insist on pushing the issue?
10:50 No one with any common sense would do that.
12:00 Party hostage.
13:20 This is how you punish people.
14:00 Oh, well, no party for you.
15:10 A not nice move.
16:20 There’s not much guys can do about this issue.
17:10 Girls are likely to judge first and ask questions never.
17:40 Why Sam doesn’t trust google.
18:50 Australia bans small boobs.
20:25 This will go very wrong.
21:30 Sometimes people need to cry. Sorry.
22:00 The dangers of wish-fulfillment.
22:50 If you sell magic, you are likely to make people mad.
24:30 There is no difference. Deal with it.
24:50 Kim thinks Survivor will be the best this year.
26:40 The Collector was not a good movie.
27:20 This is not an alternative ending, it’s just removing 30% of your movie.
29:00 Too much barbecue.
29:30 Call us – 214.267.9899.
29:35 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.