Episode 0498 – Devour

January 8, 2010 · Filed Under Podcast 

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On today’s show: Bad television; weight issues; best barbecue; exclusive dating sites; embryo overload; congressional sell out; call us – 214.267.9899.

00:00 Theme music – bundle up or you’ll freeze!
00:20 Kim is not very nice.
00:45 Sam is dehydrating in the winter.
01:30 Stupid Television.
02:20 Well, that would make the show suddenly more popular.
03:30 Wow, an even worse show.
04:30 Eventually, every woman reaches this point.
04:40 Call us – 214.267.9899.
04:45 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
05:00 Kim has some splainin’ to do.
05:20 A public service announcement.
06:40 Oh, look, Miss Universe. She’s not like you.
08:15 A quick test.
08:30 The Best Thing I Ever Ate.
09:20 When semi-local places hit the cable networks.
10:20 Fine, we’re newbs.
11:00 So this is not going to be fine dining.
12:00 You can BYOB, so go ahead.
12:45 Here is your garbage can of sweet tea.
14:00 Sam’s big plan.
15:15 Only hot people, sorry.
16:20 There has to be some meat, people.
17:00 Your genetic material makes your decisions. Deal.
19:00 Oh, look, you shouldn’t put a hundred embryos into a woman at a time.
20:30 Some people just need to be shut down.
21:45 Who wants to be a part of this disaster.
22:40 Some people are really unpleasant.
23:20 There’s a market for everything.
23:40 This niche makes no sense.
25:30 There is no sexy with the dead.
27:00 Thanks for selling out your constituents, people of Congress.
27:40 Why can’t any of you get things done?
28:25 Equality – dig it?
29:20 Career politicians need to be a thing of the past.
30:45 Stop letting people buy our government.
31:25 Sam is completely healthy. Trust him.
33:40 Mind your own business, kid.
34:50 Batteries suck.
36:14 Seeya!

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2 Responses to “Episode 0498 – Devour”

  1. Indiana Dave on January 8th, 2010 10:21 pm

    For giant people, ‘Village of the Giants’ is the best movie. You’ve got Ron Howard, Beau Bridges, and Tommy Kirk. Wackiness ensues. There’s also a great scene of Johnny Crawford (Lucas McCain’s boy) dangling between one of the giant gal’s boobs (might be the scene Kim was talking about.) It’s in my top ten favorite MST3k episodes.

  2. Jessi on January 12th, 2010 12:12 pm

    I think “Conveyor Belt of Love” is already cancelled! I noticed it didn’t come on after the Bachelor last night…and yes, I watch the Bachelor. Awesomely bad! Plus, I only have like 5 tv channels!

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